╟❓general-offtopic

[bleak charm]

Long swords and bastard swords alike were made to do so as a counter to armored opponents which were becoming more and more common.

With the right training, you could kill a knight with those.

Any weapon really, but those swords were more effective.

[copper vapor]

or you could just shoot a crossbow bolt into their chest, through the armor

[thick plover]

Open twitter

[bleak charm]

The main way to fight armored opponents is to exhaust them, or bring them to the mud.

[timid hollow]

didnt the church say no

[timber oxide]

Also a thing about armor is that if you wore one, you never wore just plate

[thick plover]

See that there couldve been a bloodborne remake in the next 2 years

[timber oxide]

There were layers to this shit

[thick plover]

there wont be one

[copper vapor]

then you learn Sony shutdown Bluepoint Studio

[thick plover]

Ding ding ding

[copper vapor]

thick jacket, a coat of chainmail underneath maybe

[thick plover]

Miyazaki said he wanted to work on it but couldn't cause hes doing something else

[timid hollow]

we get mgs4

so whatevaaaa

[thick plover]

Which means new fromsoft game

[timid hollow]

armored core 7

[thick plover]

And the next thing was gonna be bloodborne remake

[copper vapor]

mgs4 on pc definitely wasn't in my bingo card

[thick plover]

But we aint getting it now

[copper vapor]

AC6 dlc perhaps

[thick plover]

[timid hollow]

dont think dlc

too late

[bleak charm]

Germans had the best tactics when it came to armored combat, forgot what it’s called but they invented a fighting style to fight them even hand to hand.

[thick plover]

Yea its not gonna be a dlc

[timid hollow]

i actually think new 6.5 game

[thick plover]

Were getting something new

[green granite]

ACE COMBAT

[copper vapor]

[thick plover]

Nah man

How long has it been since elden ring

Like 4 years

[green granite]

SU-27 MY BELOVED

[thick plover]

New game soon™

[timid hollow]

i mean

could also be duskborn but i think miyazaki said not involved

and dude said he likes working on armored core so seems good

[thick plover]

Nah we getting something new lad

On my life

[copper vapor]

asked google, it says it's called Harnischfechten

"armored fencing"

[thick plover]

I remember there being a leak or some shit saying they had 4 games in the making

[timid hollow]

zhe harnessfencing

[thick plover]

Duskbloods or whatever is one of them

[quiet abyss]

offtopic, is the bettina still a piece of shit?

[timid hollow]

harnisch is harness >:(

[thick plover]

So thats 3 more games

[quiet abyss]

i just wanna know

[thick plover]

Which is awesome

[bleak charm]

There ya go, my browser got buggy but yeah that’s the one.

[quiet abyss]

because last i checked bettina literally sucked ass at everything

@copper vapor you

can you answer?

[timber oxide]

Also kids, remember
Reverse grip is stupid

Unless it's a dagger

[quiet abyss]

remember kids, just stab people

[timid hollow]

not

[quiet abyss]

[timid hollow]

thats the mistake

[timber oxide]

Yeah just stab them

[timid hollow]

dont stab

cut

[quiet abyss]

cut? no stab

[timid hollow]

you dont wanna lose the knife you doofus

[timber oxide]

Cut them stab them

[thick plover]

What if I had fingers that can bend the other way from normal pyrson

[timber oxide]

As long as they stop moving

[quiet abyss]

if you poke a hole in someones lung, youre bound to kill them faster than cuts

[thick plover]

And i reverse gripled your head like that

[pastel wave]

Fucking do NOT forget to take your serequel and then watch the entirety of arcane in one sitting

[thick plover]

[timid hollow]

the first thing i do when someone stabs me is gripping that knife like idk

[quiet abyss]

unless you straight lop off their limbs or smth

[copper vapor]

I used the Bettina a few times in pve and it was fine
With the right attachments it becomes a laser with zero recoil

and ofc you have to upgrade it to IV otherwise the rate of fire sucks donkey dick

[quiet abyss]

then yeah

[quiet abyss]

how many shots to the rotor of a wasp

[thick plover]

The video still lives rent free in my head

Guy just bending his palm the complete other way around to grab something

[quiet abyss]

if its more than 2, its useless btw

[thick plover]

Mental damage+++

[quiet abyss]

imo

[copper vapor]

clip of me shooting a Hornet with it
2 shots to unarmored rotor
3 shots to armored rotor
#╟❓general-offtopic message

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/philosophymeme0/status/2027285190238781690

philosophy memes 🔗 (@philosophymeme0)

X · Feb 27, 2026, 7:30 AM

[quiet abyss]

ok thats fine then, thats cool

i have the bp, but i need a fuckin RUSTED GEAR

mbo

do you have rusted gear

a single one

[copper vapor]

no

[timid hollow]

as rational as such a decision is possible

[quiet abyss]

gah dammit

i check busses and no gears

i check cars, no gears

[copper vapor]

I find them often on buses, either the luggage compartments on the sides or the breachable engine deck at the rear.

[timid hollow]

it doesnt matter im rolling for the 75% of survival anyway

[quiet abyss]

LUGGAGE CAN HAVE THEM?

thats a game changer

[timid hollow]

so just pull the lever

[quiet abyss]

ive just been checking the back

[teal spade]

Me getting all my contested hp back when I stealth

[copper vapor]

I think so. I find rusted tools inside them 90% of the time but sometimes they also have rusted gears.

[teal spade]

[quiet abyss]

bulwark getting all its normal hp back after banner

dont need cont for that

[lucid latch]

When I genuinely realize that the world is going to shit and everything is dying and I'm just watching a peter griffin beethoven hardtekk edit

[quiet abyss]

also bulwark can slow cont health loss

by 50%

meaning you lose less overall

[teal spade]

true

[quiet abyss]

its a better solo class

than sniper

[teal spade]

ehhhh

[quiet abyss]

sniper melee is better with team mates

[thick plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1385653304742248648/ssstwitter.com_1750435868392.gif

Isnt the best thing there to well

[quiet abyss]

no its kinda just agreed that bulwark is overall the easiest class to do true solo with

[thick plover]

Pull the lever and have 1 person die

[quiet abyss]

BUT thats not to say best class overall

vanguard is a good contender for top class in a team environment

[teal spade]

not really, the 2 sec invis after breaking stealth + 75% dmg from stealth + carbine means I can chain Majoris kills with half a mag without being targeted at all

[quiet abyss]

which carbine do you use tho?

just wondering

because i cant stand the automatic ones that have accuracy as good as a dog pissing on a hydrant

[teal spade]

also, behold your worst enemy as a solo Bulwark:

[quiet abyss]

i use marksmans

[quiet abyss]

zoanthrope

[teal spade]

[quiet abyss]

not neuros

those are actually easier

[teal spade]

neuros land

[quiet abyss]

by quite a bit

[teal spade]

zoans don't

[quiet abyss]

yeah

but plasma pistol makes short work of them

as long as theres not 3+

[copper vapor]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DVNFiFakUZ5/

[teal spade]

gimme a sec, I'll show you my build for melee sniper

[copper vapor]

WTF IS THIS SLAP SIMULATOR

@slim magnet

[quiet abyss]

i enjoy sniper being used for well... sniping

i love the 10x rifle too

sooooooooooo tasty to one shot everything

unless its absolute, then its 2 shots

but still

i prefer ruthless anyways

just more fun for me

or lethal i suppose

[teal spade]

the build I use SHREDS enemies when you headshot them and I don't even need to aim downsight for the gun to be laser accurate at med range

so I just run at the enemy, dump half a mag into the face and execute them

go invis and repeat

[quiet abyss]

i know, theres enough hipfire perks on the bolt carbine

that it can be used without aiming

[copper vapor]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DVHMRa7iBHF/

[quiet abyss]

yeah because sniper has the restore perks, right?

for ability

or am i mixing it up

[teal spade]

nope, the execute animation is long enough to get stealth back

[quiet abyss]

i usually play chaplain in modded gameplay

BUT

mod isnt updated

so i cant rn

[copper vapor]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DVQr90eDcJN/

[quiet abyss]

no idea how long astartes team will take to update AO

but probably next week tbh

[timid hollow]

mbo doomscrolling

[quiet abyss]

mbo truthscrolling

[teal spade]

@quiet abyss the perks:

the guns

[quiet abyss]

oh i run the same perk you do on the gear section iirc

[quiet abyss]

i use the heroic hbp

but yeah looks good

i like that extra gunstrike damage

it does good work

[teal spade]

for the carbine

[quiet abyss]

too bad i cant really use it on the bulwark because bulwark lowkey needs plasma pistol to be successful

since youre fucked with zoans without it

since the other pistols just dont do good enough dps imo

the charged shots only take like 5 or 6 iirc

and i get like 20

total

so its just logical i take that

also the hbp heroic is soooo inaccurate

unless you wait between shots

it is powerful tho, i admit

i like it

[teal spade]

dunno man, this works for my bulwark

then again I play with friends

[quiet abyss]

oh yeah no that hbp is good too, but yeah alone, youre cooked without plasma

and GOD i hate hammer bulwark

i love my shield, i cant part ways with it

if i wanna hammer, i play assault

because then i can take advantage of block hammer just a little better

[teal spade]

Assault hammer

[quiet abyss]

2 surge stacks + full charge ground pound is just annihilation for most enemies

[teal spade]

Zoomie assault build ftw

[quiet abyss]

besides terminus and maybe the terminators on lethal or higher

[teal spade]

[quiet abyss]

i am not using anything but fist or hammer on assault, thats the end of it

power sword/axe is for bulwark and vanguard

i wish power sword was on tactical

but thats yet ANOTHER reason for playing astartes overhaul

bitchass locked weapons

[teal spade]

nah man, I love the knife

so good

[quiet abyss]

chainsword > knife

on tac

for me

the heroic chainsword is tasty too

[teal spade]

knife perks on sniper

[quiet abyss]

punching shit has never been more fun

and that 15% to heavy attacks is also real nice

and since you can do the L > H > H > H to clear hordes is nuts

since the last 2 heavies is stomps

[lucid latch]

Genuinely what the fuck is this

[quiet abyss]

and H > H > L > L > H can deal with most things, and you can just repeat the L > L > H at the end as much as you want

repeat as needed basically

[lucid latch]

(LOUD)!

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/die-spongebob-meme-gif-754776035690869996

[teal spade]

I'm not a fan of the fist, it's too slow for me

[quiet abyss]

thats on the topic of chainsword tho

the heroic ofc

not the base ones

[teal spade]

I still want my Power claws for my Ravenguards

[quiet abyss]

OH MY GOD ME TOOOOOOO

we agree on this

[quiet abyss]

lightning claws when saber

FUCKING WHEN

[teal spade]

SM3

[lucid latch]

why kill me baby courier with a lolipop?

[quiet abyss]

probably

fucking clowns would never

[quiet abyss]

taxes.

[lucid latch]

I am only but a Calhoun

this is the leader of the resistance btw😂 ✌️

[slim magnet]

the honor loss sound on the drop is INSANE dawg

[lucid latch]

actually tho

I was gonna say we really making them seem like villians but they are villains😂

evil ass family guy

[zealous depot]

[lucid latch]

Yo had to take out the main competition 😭 😭 😭

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/t4inted_s0rrow/status/2027455777347096803

˚₊‧꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ #lovetwt (@t4inted_s0rrow)

How it feels doing anything with online friends

X · Feb 27, 2026, 6:48 PM

[oblique belfry]

🥀

i found out how to see my old level

[lucid latch]

What the fuck are we doing😭 😭 😭

Why is this playing in the back

[oblique belfry]

goddamn

what a spray

[left mantle]

Always time for that Tom Scott compilation

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

[timber oxide]

Gravity is a harness

[oblique belfry]

i have harnessed the harness

[sour rivet]

pours oil over myself

[timber oxide]

what is that melody

[left mantle]

Wonderwall opening riff plays

[oblique belfry]

its all an illusion

such an interesting character

[quiet abyss]

playing darktide with my cousin honestly kinda pisses me off, because he never learns, and always dies to the same shit

[oblique belfry]

only to be shoved into the "comedic relief" troupe

[quiet abyss]

it annoys me

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

because then he says the game sucks, and then he gets pissed and leaves

[timber oxide]

I will bring you a new understanding of VIOLENCE

[quiet abyss]

like brother

just LISTEN TO MY ADVICE

i say "dodge more" he doesnt

i say "block more" he doesnt

i say "learn at least the key combos" he doesnt

like god damn

the game sucks because YOU SUCK MY MAN

its not even like he hates the game

he hates when hes bad at the game

which he wont get better if he doesnt engage with the mechanics

ol mate made it through elden ring, but doesnt care to learn darktide

a more simple game

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

i mean, he could deadass play ogryn, use the bully club mark iii or whatever

and just FUCKING SWING

and for hive scum? just press space every like, 1-2 seconds minimum

preferably more

then zealot is just swing a lot, but you need to learn simple combos for relic blade for best results

veteran? he doesnt play it because he likes melee

psyker? simple enough, keep distance and do horde clear and elite killing

literally not even hard

[copper vapor]

I don't scroll, this is just shit ppl send me in dms

oh shit I found the hippie village in outward

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo darktide maybe?

i want to play with someone

@vital venture perchance?

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

shut up corporate slave

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-stfu-shut-your-mouth-slap-slapping-gif-8050553153066707611

[zealous depot]

how you liking

[left mantle]

Man news of the scrubs revival got me reminiscing

[quiet abyss]

ok so no spart-tide

[left mantle]

https://youtu.be/II7FdfulS2k?t=114 honestly one of my favorite moments from the show

[quiet abyss]

hes not answered yet

@left mantle do YOU perchance want to play darktide

[left mantle]

I'm too tired for darktide atm

[quiet abyss]

[left mantle]

I need food

[quiet abyss]

FACK

ok

[left mantle]

The ending to My Screw Up was still one of the hardest punches to the gut in scrubs though

"Where do you think we are?"

[oblique belfry]

hmmm

interesting hero

[lucid latch]

get stabbed

[sour rivet]

WoA deluxe is on sale if anyone wants to hit men

[copper vapor]

finished the windrose demo

but the game didn't kick me out

can still faff around

[copper vapor]

kelso from div2

[sour rivet]

das when you know the demo is good

[copper vapor]

janky but fun found a caravan trader, travelled with him to a DLC town, bought a few new skills, travelled with him again to hippie town and took a break

[lucid latch]

https://medal.tv/games/minecraft/clips/mcTPCqAosYvAFxUwo?invite=cr-MSw5ZlIsNTQyMTA1NjU2&v=72 People in Japan🎌 when their phone dies

[sour rivet]

holy shit

[oblique belfry]

walrus

[proven tundra]

https://youtu.be/ehHtu093Jts?si=9NfnwFWvP6wpGc-3

[blazing maple]

RUN

[sour rivet]

its dead and im bringing its meat to a chef

also uhhh
high gate ruin (vokun's tomb) also got a overhaul??

like gaw dayum

get fucked loser

[blazing maple]

Just saw an ill omen of a dark fate awaiting me

gonna go drink redbull to cope

[sour rivet]

a what

[cunning bronze]

interesting

[green granite]

Go dare devilling off a 20 story tall building or some shit

[green granite]

Dayum

[copper vapor]

"interesting"

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1470487440719609968/RDT_20260209_0307425859926932281518152.gif

[cunning bronze]

vanilla btw

[green granite]

There are something big in that pic

And the sword is one of them

[pallid raft]

reqie, jard

woah

[cunning bronze]

one of the best things of wilds, you can wear both armor genders

[pallid raft]

that aint words

i meant requiem is hard

[blazing maple]

what she doing with all that mh:wilds performance?

[cunning bronze]

she dashin and slicin

[blazing maple]

erm that's reserved for dual blades

as a longsword user you're subjected to parryslop

unlike me, a superior blunt force trauma user

[pallid raft]

r2 r2 r2 r2 b b b b

[copper vapor]

parryslop or quickdrawslop

[blazing maple]

Gaugeslop

[copper vapor]

I prefer the flowchartslop gameplay

[blazing maple]

I prefer stunslop personally

[sour rivet]

dont be silly sam its reserved fo-

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287208194233602059/1444399443440042105/RDT_20251129_0209384859260711322424121.gif

what the fuck

[blazing maple]

what the fuck

did you see that?

[left mantle]

You best believe my teammates know well what stunslop is

[copper vapor]

yea it moved kinda slow

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-9540757305797220707

[sour rivet]

HE-

HE STOLE MY LIVER

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-skeleton-runs-past-eyes-emoji-lets-take-a-look-gif-9994598235031860602

[sour rivet]

why didnt she react the first time

[copper vapor]

stealing livers is so last year

steal deaders instead

[copper vapor]

she slow

[left mantle]

I stole their sense of childlike wonder

[vital venture]

or was the skelly that fast?

[cunning bronze]

brah she's practically naked almost

[copper vapor]

why'd you make Yennefer in wilds

[sour rivet]

there are 2 types of monster hunter players

[cunning bronze]

thats actually the mikasa preset

i just changed the hair

[blazing maple]

I remember spending 2 real life hours making my mh:wilds character harley quinn

[copper vapor]

so you changed the mikasa preset into the yennefer preset

[sour rivet]

and that was after your first creation

[copper vapor]

phew, imagine if you had spent 2 false life hours doing that

[blazing maple]

I spend false hours worrying about the future

so it doesn't count

[sour rivet]

i spent 2 or so fictional hours trying to make don quixote

[blazing maple]

false hours are hours you're working or worrying

anyway listening to ro

rot

rot

[sour rivet]

ro

[blazing maple]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=aW7YjOFEa0M

[cunning bronze]

I was wearing this earlier

[blazing maple]

the rot

[sour rivet]

ro ro fight the powah

listen to the new gorillaz song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiy-plVqG64 or this lovely thing

[cunning bronze]

Wilds epic

My brain gets a rush of dopamine when I pop wounds

[sour rivet]

i need to play again......

[blazing maple]

this is why I became Dermatologist

[cunning bronze]

You should

[sour rivet]

my duo kicked my teeth in and stole my shit and never returned my calls

[cunning bronze]

I see

[sour rivet]

shes mean

[cunning bronze]

My duo had a baby

So she's busy

The only thing I'm doing are event quests and investigations to build weapons

[oblique belfry]

gives me chainsaw man vibes

[cunning bronze]

Haven't done any of the 10*, proof of a hero, etc

[lucid latch]

swapped over to vibrant visuals after ditching rtx, actually looks like a java shader

[pallid raft]

yeah vibrant visuals is nice

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/ExtremeBlitz__/status/2027519111904039211?s=20

duck (@ExtremeBlitz__)

https://t.co/J3BJAfmRro

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 27, 2026, 11:00 PM

[pallid raft]

maya fey type shit

[left mantle]

"I killed him, yeah"

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/tteoktokki_/status/2027230176506245123

⟡ tokki ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ (@tteoktokki_)

tears in my eyes

X · Feb 27, 2026, 3:51 AM

[sour rivet]

GET OUT!

[lucid latch]

holy godrays

[blazing maple]

I find you not guilty

Kid named gear:

[lucid latch]

maybe too much

[blazing maple]

I'm an athiest and those are clearly Sciencerays

smh

||https://fixvx.com/doctornowhere_/status/2027480999697805562||

the doc (@doctornowhere_)

do you trust me

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 27, 2026, 8:28 PM

scary!!! warning

[copper vapor]

why's the slipknot guy got such a strecthed head

[pallid raft]

to keep all the brain in

[lucid latch]

I trust you bob

you seem like a cool guy

[blazing maple]

I don't have any new memes so I'm gonna post something I've had saved for forever can you guys pretend it's new

[lucid latch]

would you like to join the resistance?

[sour rivet]

imagine not saving new memes

[lucid latch]

the combine may not like anomalies

[copper vapor]

no

[blazing maple]

If you give me an AR-2 I'll go solo the entire combine forces on my own

[copper vapor]

I'll ♻️ yo ass if I've seen it before

[left mantle]

The scene of that improv skit i'm referencing will never not be fucking hilarious

Like a solid minute of a monologue cut by a clear punchline.

[sour rivet]

sam if you join the resistence ill tell glados you gave up on tests

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/dawg-shivermetimbers-dog-chattering-im-so-scared-gif-22657721

[sour rivet]

you wouldnt want to hurt her feeling would you

[blazing maple]

She's too cool to be bothered by something like that

[sour rivet]

but she thinks you're cool!

[blazing maple]

She'd never admit it

[lucid latch]

I genuienly don't understand how vibrant visuals runs worse than rtx while looking worse it doesn't make sense

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1477078573805338724/leondoesweed.mp4?ex=69a3741e&is=69a2229e&hm=e5da95ffe1f25d7f08e37a9db670df6028beb787a141c69f9c2530acd5a446c8&

[quiet abyss]

[green granite]

NO SHIT

[blazing maple]

for only 64,000 dollars you too can be shackled with debt forever!

[copper vapor]

time for me to become shōgun

[green granite]

28 stab wounds

[copper vapor]

I am one in Nioh 3 so I can totally be one in real life

[green granite]

@quiet abyss

[copper vapor]

where do I fit if my first fire emblem game was the GBA one with Lyndis and Elwood aka "totally-not-Roy"

[sour rivet]

NOTHING BUT LIES!
LIES, LIES LIES LIES LIEEEESSSSS!

[blazing maple]

you're probably normal then

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zh2bC-DvR0

@quiet abyss

[blazing maple]

what niche indie gem is this music from?

[oblique belfry]

good question

i just found it

[sour rivet]

jesper kyd

the game

[oblique belfry]

evil

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/Y7QAmYz3E6s?si=eGEbzbFtK0nB9rxD

[oblique belfry]

even more evil

tree

[sour rivet]

aa ee uhh

[blazing maple]

when the sad fire emblem 3 houses track starts playing during a support and you know you're in for it

[sour rivet]

do i need to know anything about the other games to fully appreciate 3 houses

i only watched a little bit of shadows of valentia

mainy for berkut

[blazing maple]

nah each game is like

set in their own universe

[sour rivet]

so final fantasy

[blazing maple]

I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esz_s9OOjdw

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-2-sad-cry-james-sunderland-gif-5995293816182195852

[slim magnet]

dawg a new discord account popped up in newbies and was asking how to be able to post images and now i'm scared

[sour rivet]

how many sundergifs do you have

[blazing maple]

just the 3

[sour rivet]

our last 4 saved gifs are extremely different

[blazing maple]

Anyway play Fire emblem 3 Houses in memory of Billy Kametz who voiced Ferdinand in the game who passed away due to cancer at the age of 35

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-ferdinand-von-aegir-fire-emblem-hair-flip-gif-15284506

[sour rivet]

not yet

[copper vapor]

the peak that keeps on giving, or should I say peaking

[sour rivet]

i meant to try out ddo today...

[blazing maple]

Zinogre set

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/2005Dojima/status/2027477587560436205?s=20

Judgement Kazzy 1988 (@2005Dojima)

https://t.co/Uhveis0MfL

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 165 🔁 17 · Feb 27, 2026, 8:15 PM

me but with

[sour rivet]

not enough fur

[slim magnet]

dude containment breach is such a fun game

[blazing maple]

Shaved Zingore new subspecies

[copper vapor]

same but I forgor to download it

and just played outward all day

[sour rivet]

dont shave the lightning dog

[copper vapor]

why does he have the DMC 3 CGI dante haircut

[sour rivet]

dont tell the cow but i slowly lace her water with "play containment breach one day" juice

[sour rivet]

cancer

[sour rivet]

waow french man canto on my birth month (maybe)

[raven swan]

good evening chatters

[cunning bronze]

1 or 2? no tummy or tummy?

[sour rivet]

can you make her abs more prominent?

[cunning bronze]

yeah, more muscle, but that requires a voucher

[sour rivet]

fuuuck....

[cunning bronze]

i mean, you can alwaays, uh, mod them

[sour rivet]

i guesss

[cunning bronze]

but im not risking it

no one has gotten banned

[sour rivet]

i did it a lot on world

but thas an old game

[cunning bronze]

but who knows. its technically a paid thing

yeah, i do it on rise

[sour rivet]

either way
2

[blazing maple]

@sour rivet how much ESO lore do you know

[sour rivet]

uhhhh

depends on the subject?

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/DagothUrTheGod/status/2027570974556885399

Voryn Dagoth Ur (@DagothUrTheGod)

Trans women are cool as fuck, holy shit.

X · Feb 28, 2026, 2:26 AM

explain this?

[quiet abyss]

[left mantle]

Bro I want it to be next friday already

[slim magnet]

c3po

[blazing maple]

ah thank you

[sour rivet]

theres no factotum thats.... ""sentient""

besides bolin

theres no transyender robot here that i know of

you are lied to

[blazing maple]

fake news

thank you

Dagothurthegod lied to us all

down with the false house

more like dagothurthefraud

[sour rivet]

it cant be bolin because:

i wanna do more eso...
i havent done high isle yet...

[blazing maple]

abbreviate it

to Highsle

[sour rivet]

bretonland

[blazing maple]

denmark

[sour rivet]

cant believe my khajiit sister was murdered and replace by some HIGH ELF

my trumpet torment was too much for her...

oh heyyy

[verbal lodge]

dinner is served

[left mantle]

Gordon made this sandwich

I think it was called the idiot sandwich

[quiet abyss]

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/ShadowMindroid/status/2027205738649551234

Mindroid (@ShadowMindroid)

Lego CMF 29 images have leaked and oh dear.

If that is Lloyd he is looking very rough

X · Feb 27, 2026, 2:14 AM

[sour rivet]

yooo the best style is in the shop

[blazing maple]

IS THAT TAHU?!

[sour rivet]

who

[blazing maple]

YOOOOOOOO

[sour rivet]

wait

BIONICLE MAN

HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOT

[blazing maple]

TAHU

[sour rivet]

THEY SHRUNK HIM

oooo

[copper vapor]

can you defeat nemesis in RE3 Remake outside of the final battle? does he drop anything if you do like in the og

[sour rivet]

no

i think?

my blind hatred of the remake may be fucking up my memory

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

the remake gutted half the game i have a good reason to hate it

[verbal gate]

Y'know how fandoms usually have like three jokes that are repeated over and over? I really like that one of em in Umamusume is Haru Urara being monstrous on dirt

[sour rivet]

hour long fable lore video? splendid!

[pliant chasm]

flashbang

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gusfring-gif-24463299

[blazing maple]

yeah he drops goodies

He doesn't drop weapon parts but he does drop some stuff

I usually just blow him up with nades/barrels

also the achivements are funny

[sour rivet]

WHY DOES THIS MAN NEED A SCROLL OF BANE UNDEAD

THE FUCK DOES IT DO FOR STEW

[copper vapor]

it peam

[sour rivet]

sam can i borrow a scroll

[blazing maple]

no

I need them to make fires

[sour rivet]

what

[blazing maple]

they're fuel

[sour rivet]

you have WOOD!!

[blazing maple]

picks you up and throws you

[sour rivet]

AAAAAAAAAAAA-

also uh

are you having issues with not being able to unlock perks despite meeting the requirements

[blazing maple]

no

[sour rivet]

hm

could just because i installed gts black mid save but i thought it'd be fine since it was very early on

ah well

this is why we master the console

throws a skeleton near you

[blazing maple]

Ah!

[quiet abyss]

castigators stance is really funny tbh, you can just walk into enemy fire and they kinda just dont do anything to you

and if you just spam lmb you win

[sour rivet]

stew made

i now deliver

[blazing maple]

Wait I'm meridia's most faithful diciple

[sour rivet]

but i could also....

[blazing maple]

Holy

BLAST

[sour rivet]

eat it...

[quiet abyss]

because shock mail is deadly

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/angel-anime-angle-time-to-repent-sinner-repent-for-your-sins-gif-4420612105200018074

[sour rivet]

insert lego game building sfx as my body is reconstructed by my phlyactery

[blazing maple]

C'mere I gotta show you something

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-prime-jesus-christ-jesus-jesus-part-two-jesus-part-2-gif-3365138028564136255

[sour rivet]

what?

[left mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05mbuEmyXn4 Prepare for holy judgement.

[blazing maple]

get ready to recieve some FIGHTING SPIRIT

[sour rivet]

owie

civil war yuri

you cant hurt me if i escape to the island of wyrmstooth!

[cunning bronze]

@sour rivet @copper vapor

[sour rivet]

me after tanking a insta kill attack with my trusty lance

[blazing maple]

I hate worm teeth

[sour rivet]

come to wyrmstooth

we got a 30k gold fort you can buy

and a new shout

[copper vapor]

me after I whiff 3 SAEDs in a row against kushala daora

[sour rivet]

woe, be cornered by a tornado.

[copper vapor]

(I spent 5 mins building each of them up because of it constantly interrupting me with tornadoes)

[sour rivet]

okie time to go back to solsthiem

[copper vapor]

oh god

I didn't remember this

https://youtu.be/ud9kBtZFj38?si=dGaF7hSye9mOPIs7&t=2274

the way Nemesis "merges" with the Tyrant's body

is uh

interesting

or should I say

he "eats up" a uh

very specific part of Tyrant

[slim magnet]

for some reason the faster i go through with shaving the smoother it is?

or have i finally gotten good at it

[olive coral]

he did win that sparing match

against jacob

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle just dealt 3742 damage to thresh as ekko

[pliant chasm]

press E
right click

high skill champ

[oblique belfry]

dont slander my boy savior like that

[pliant chasm]

his gameplay is cancer tho

yone before the yone

[oblique belfry]

better then current champs we got

[left mantle]

Not by much.

[pliant chasm]

indeed

[oblique belfry]

at least you are too vulnerable when you empty your abilities

[pliant chasm]

every champ is

he still got a 3 hit passive

[oblique belfry]

unlike that piece of shit yone

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

after you use your passive you barely deal damage to tanks

hell even bruisers

[pliant chasm]

good

[zealous depot]

For the peeps on mobile

Does your discord crash alot?

[oblique belfry]

unlike yone

with its bullshit kit

[pliant chasm]

imo yone E should have a maximum range

[copper vapor]

the beams... redirect the beams

[oblique belfry]

his w should just be entirely reworked

[pliant chasm]

bigger shield than jarvan

[oblique belfry]

its that aids that i would be okay with e being unchanged

unironically

press w key
r+e karma shield with 500+ ap

for 3 whole ass seconds

[pliant chasm]

magic dmg too

[oblique belfry]

my bad 1.5 seconds

but i've also just noticed

it has hp max% damage

lovely stuff

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323520508750200842/1477124726647427237/RDT_20260227_200454.mp4?ex=69a39f1a&is=69a24d9a&hm=9c61ad71123ee75b786f62281f71f49f59c02322de90c1ba9feb25aa247241d4&

[oblique belfry]

idk why but tofu has beef with mark

its so funny

saw it in insta the other day

[zealous depot]

[pliant chasm]

and has ad scaling magic dmg on his passive

[copper vapor]

I have beef with this lady just letting a pet snake lunge at her laptop screen
must be too rich to care about having to replace it

[oblique belfry]

broken abilities that noone talks about

same case with karthus w

people tend to shittalk about his passive / r

but goddamn his W is bonkers

[copper vapor]

I get cold sweat anxious whenever my cats jump up on my desk because I'm worried they might damage my VERY EXPENSIVE screen

[pliant chasm]

truke

[copper vapor]

the female cat had a nasty habit of wanting to bite on the corner of the monitor

[pliant chasm]

tbh i think the vision it gives is better than the shred

[copper vapor]

thankfully I managed to teach her to not do that shi

[oblique belfry]

a lane sized wall that slows you for 80% for 5 seconds lvl5
gives vision
25% mr shred

15 sec cd

[left mantle]

Me looking at kog Q

[oblique belfry]

[pliant chasm]

gnar w passive

[left mantle]

32% armor and magic shred for 4 fucking seconds

[oblique belfry]

at this point hp% damages are getting used to

[copper vapor]

wtf a bullsquid

[blazing maple]

I now got that dog in me

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple found the best spell in the game

oh

you're also here

[blazing maple]

bullsquid mixed with a centaur

[verbal gate]

God, Peter Falk is phenomenal as Columbo

[left mantle]

AND KOG Q GIVES ATTACK SPEED PASSIVELY BTW

[sour rivet]

mfw we alt tab the same time

[oblique belfry]

kogmaw is varus 2.0

[pliant chasm]

they are over correcting on the tank meta

[blazing maple]

fih

[sour rivet]

why are you heretic

[oblique belfry]

before varus even

[pliant chasm]

now we have insane dmg creep

[blazing maple]

I got that dog in me

[cunning bronze]

Wilds crashed, made my screen black and closed steam

[oblique belfry]

remember that durability patch ?

i sure dont

[left mantle]

honestly? two very different playstyles.

[sour rivet]

does meridia even like that

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

I was only half listening

[pliant chasm]

oh yeah i remember people complaining about it lmao

[oblique belfry]

yeah

but still

[blazing maple]

Aela was like hey I'll be your pogenitor and I was like "ahhaha yeah"

[oblique belfry]

i still think varus is more fucked up

[blazing maple]

then I woke up covered in blood

[oblique belfry]

then kog

[blazing maple]

probably

[sour rivet]

thats bad

[left mantle]

2/3 of the common varus builds are burst of some kind

[oblique belfry]

3 hits and whoop there goes your half hp

[blazing maple]

yeah she don't give a fuck

[oblique belfry]

wanna see me do it again ?

whoop you died

[blazing maple]

"Werewolf? I don't care, just chew on skeleton bones"

[left mantle]

Kogmaw is either a mage or an on-hit nightmare

[sour rivet]

when are you gonna get your armorrrrrrr

hurry uuuuppp

[left mantle]

Plus side being that kog is honestly not that great in a lot of matchups

[oblique belfry]

like just please remove this part

of his w

[pliant chasm]

if i went back in time and changed one thing about league
it would be marksman
make them actual marksmen that require aim and not auto attack slop

[oblique belfry]

zeri

[left mantle]

Eh.

[oblique belfry]

make everyone zeri

[left mantle]

No.

[copper vapor]

Love the fact that this game lacks a crime system

[left mantle]

Zeri is ass to play.

[copper vapor]

I can just walk into people's homes and steal they shit

[oblique belfry]

would also get rid of that stupid grass system aids

[blazing maple]

what armour

[oblique belfry]

I FUCKING DESPISE GRASS SYSTEM IN ARAM

[blazing maple]

I'm not wearing Meridian armour

that shit light armour

[pliant chasm]

grass system ?

[blazing maple]

fuck that

[sour rivet]

she forgot the falmer

[copper vapor]

I

[sour rivet]

🥀

[copper vapor]

oops wrong reply

[blazing maple]

I need to be higher level

like I said

[copper vapor]

sorry doge

[left mantle]

The basic ass vision system.

[sour rivet]

no

[pliant chasm]

ah

[sour rivet]

what level are you sam

[left mantle]

Something that really isn't an issue.

[oblique belfry]

you can be literally 0.1 inch away from enemy but just because they are inside a pixel of grass you cannot AA them

[copper vapor]

For a moment I forgot you were australian and speak the king's english when I read "armour"

[pliant chasm]

yea it sucks

[oblique belfry]

or use abilities on em

[sour rivet]

they're spawning

[pliant chasm]

it looks so jank when it happens

[blazing maple]

well I'll be heading to blackreach soon

[sour rivet]

remember you are playing MODDED

[blazing maple]

I spoke to partysnax

[pliant chasm]

like you're having a stroke

[sour rivet]

i fight nothing but deathlords in draugr ruins now

[left mantle]

Don't worry, AOEs that don't look like AOEs will still track to them

[oblique belfry]

just add like 25 range vision around you or something

please

its so ass

[left mantle]

It really isn't that bad.

[oblique belfry]

i have died SOOOOOO many goddamn times

[pliant chasm]

i think if you attack before going inside a bush it should have a buffer before you go invis

[oblique belfry]

that i cant even count

[pliant chasm]

might be too op

[oblique belfry]

probably above 100+

[oblique belfry]

or this

[left mantle]

And i've killed people using it so many times, law of equivalent exchange

[pliant chasm]

rengar would be useless
but that's for the better

[blazing maple]

I HATE BALD PEOPLE RAWR

[sour rivet]

hm...

you may be a heretic

try praying to her

[left mantle]

Like I don't get this one chief, sorry.

[oblique belfry]

like either add a vision radius around you that is tiny
or mark enemies for like 0.5 seconds after you aa them

[blazing maple]

I'm soooo cuddly and warm

and you're cold and bones

[oblique belfry]

WHICH i remember fondly existing

[sour rivet]

at least i bone more than you

ooooooooooooooh

[quiet abyss]

an orphan when vin diesel talks about family in fast and the furious

[pliant chasm]

it feels like shit if you're in a melee vs ranged lane

[oblique belfry]

where you aa and you still saw people

[left mantle]

I still don't get it.

[blazing maple]

when you cast ice magic I appear and yell "EVERYONE START LICKING WE CAN STILL SAVE THEM"

[oblique belfry]

i swear that feature existed before

but they changed smth

[left mantle]

That's part of the dynamic

[sour rivet]

then your tongue gets stuck

[pliant chasm]

i don't mind it too much
but i get doge

[oblique belfry]

i suffered so much that im allowed to cope

you dont get it

[blazing maple]

frozen squirrel

[oblique belfry]

anyways

[sour rivet]

anyway do you feel like you'r leveling too fast

[oblique belfry]

enough of that

[sour rivet]

i feel like i am

[left mantle]

Sure I don't.

[oblique belfry]

when are they removing ap scaling of varus w

like kayle passive

[pliant chasm]

you saw the shyv rework

[left mantle]

I truly don't main roaming supports

[blazing maple]

no

[oblique belfry]

ye the trailer

[blazing maple]

I feel normal

[sour rivet]

do you though

[oblique belfry]

curious about her kit tho

[pliant chasm]

riot loves over correcting mang

[left mantle]

You mean the one that's on the E instead

[pliant chasm]

her face sure looked weird in that shit leak
but now it looks too human lmao

i would be cool if they gave her some scales on her cheeks

[timid hollow]

I just read up on the survivalist in honest hearts

[pliant chasm]

like the demacia cinematic

[timid hollow]

Fuck man

[oblique belfry]

wait what

[blazing maple]

HIRCINE YELLS AT ME

[pliant chasm]

[sour rivet]

yeah

[blazing maple]

HE SAID TO TEAR THE SKIN FROM THE BODY

[oblique belfry]

no ?

[left mantle]

Her on hit magic damage is on E

[sour rivet]

also sam since your at gallows rock can you check on my home

its close by

at the pond

[oblique belfry]

oh that no

im talking about her passive

AS bonus

[timid hollow]

I actually wanted to search for the school but somehow forgot it

[sour rivet]

there are people living in the pond

kill them

[left mantle]

Oh you mean the part that didn't actually matter long term

[oblique belfry]

i was so used to kayle having 1.5+ AS in min 10

[left mantle]

Because we kept adding fuckin AS items

[oblique belfry]

and learned after they removed it

that her passive had ap scaling

[left mantle]

And it truly changed nothing

[oblique belfry]

people dont play her anyways

at least in my elo

its all bruisers

[left mantle]

People don't like being a melee minion till 6

[oblique belfry]

not to mention games being an ff fest

or being short in general

[pliant chasm]

thank god

lanning against kayle is ragebait

[oblique belfry]

i love laning against her as tahm

literally free bullying session

[pliant chasm]

yea but as pure melee you just farm

it's very boring

[oblique belfry]

i once had kayle against me and poor guy ended with 1-14 kda

[pliant chasm]

im a win lane level 1 or go 0-3 kinda guy

[oblique belfry]

varies for me

[left mantle]

You remind me of someone

[oblique belfry]

depending on the enemy comp

[blazing maple]

pond home?

I'll consider

[oblique belfry]

[pliant chasm]

who

[sour rivet]

mara's eye pond

literally right next to gallows rock

[left mantle]

every top laner I have ever met sub-diamond.

[pliant chasm]

truke

i don't play ranked so it checks out

[left mantle]

top lane truly lives a feast or famine lifestyle

because a lot don't have the sanity remaining to bring it back

[oblique belfry]

its a dog eat world out there

[blazing maple]

you think they're friendly?

[pliant chasm]

you ain't made for the top island son

[blazing maple]

It's a shit or be shitted world up there

[pliant chasm]

i was gonna say just island but that sounds bad

especially as a toplaner

[left mantle]

Okay Jax.

Poor Jax mains

[oblique belfry]

"i survived the tank meta season" medals here 🏅 🏅 🏅

[left mantle]

They have to live with that sword of damocles their entire career

[pliant chasm]

tank ekko and lissandra

[oblique belfry]

heartsteels.

heartsteels everywhere

CLINK

i still hear em everyday

C L I N K

[pliant chasm]

i hate heartsteel

[left mantle]

I still hear the mod where it was the metal pipe sound effect

[pliant chasm]

it's like dark harvest

i have to right click

[oblique belfry]

its.....niche rn

[pliant chasm]

good

[oblique belfry]

eh ?

[pliant chasm]

it whispers in my ears

[oblique belfry]

people still get baited to go as 1st item

not me anymore

[sour rivet]

yea

[oblique belfry]

gold stat efficiency wise

warmog is better

[pliant chasm]

it happens a lot in aram

since it gets recommended to every tank

[oblique belfry]

ESPECIALLY in aram

its heavily nerfed there

[pliant chasm]

lowk that one icathia quest is more cancer

[left mantle]

Only reason I ever get it first item in aram is if it's mayhem and I got steel your heart

[oblique belfry]

[pliant chasm]

yea

[oblique belfry]

i also buy it if there is 3+ melee champs

[pliant chasm]

shoutout snowball augments

[left mantle]

I need to start stackin so I can start smacking people's shit in

[pliant chasm]

no one expects to die from a snowball

[left mantle]

900 damage heartsteel proc? You best fuckin believe it

[oblique belfry]

had a snowball game with 3 snowballs augs
big snowball
pinball
snowball rain

[blazing maple]

cut their hand off, paralized 'em and shove the sword into their junk

[pliant chasm]

cinema

[oblique belfry]

dealt 1.2k true damage

[blazing maple]

oh and lit 'em on fire

[pliant chasm]

the pinball is weird
it either misses by a wide margin
or hits insane shots

[oblique belfry]

yeah they seriously need to fix

its hitbox

[pliant chasm]

had a game where i was hitting backlines 90% of the time lmao

mf couldn't play

[left mantle]

Dude I still remember the mayhem game I played with shiyon where he legit gambled into a gamble and got high roller set for free.

[chrome zodiac]

Gwuh

[pliant chasm]

i had that on gp

[sour rivet]

thats not very holy of you

[pliant chasm]

it gave insane augments too

[oblique belfry]

you'd expect it to go zigzag when you hit it from a specific angle

but no

[chrome zodiac]

I should sleep for one more hour...

[pliant chasm]

iirc they nerfed the high roller set

[oblique belfry]

it just gets deleted in 1 spot

[oblique belfry]

ye

[left mantle]

Yeah this is your note for the day that you can in fact roll another gamble from the gamble augment.

[sour rivet]

herm

[pliant chasm]

the conversion augments are straight dookie btw

[oblique belfry]

(2)anvil drop rate lowered
(3)instead of 50 now its 20% for gold / prismatic anvils
(4) instead of 100% now its 50%

[pliant chasm]

i got baited to go ap gp
it was so fucking ass

[left mantle]

I am like 7/9 on the prismatic gamble giving me back to basics

[oblique belfry]

ALWAYS GAMBLE

i once got back to basics as ekko

[pliant chasm]

back to basics ezreal

[left mantle]

I got it on anivia.