╟❓general-offtopic

[quiet abyss]

wut game

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058232340918317079/1476625027964080258/image_2026-02-26_120009151.gif

[pallid sapphire]

https://youtu.be/eIkebYiuYv4

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

buddy got that dial up

shit sounds like a fax machine

i downloaded sm2 in like an hour

thats not crazy fast, but gah damn 3 and a half?

[pallid sapphire]

https://youtu.be/2b1W7C6vWpY

[rocky turtle]

its 20% left

[marsh cargo]

X2 xp

[pallid sapphire]

https://youtu.be/FKIlXYZBLvk

[marsh cargo]

Droon will be boosted

[quiet abyss]

20% TAKES 3 WHOLE HOURS?

[pallid sapphire]

https://youtu.be/rFB1xv48eaY

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

YOU POOR MAN

[pallid sapphire]

my game gets GOAT UPDATES

[rocky turtle]

nah i should say thanks to our government for that

[zealous depot]

Droon I'm scared

Why are corps using mercs now

I don't want a stealth merc showing me the light of god

[rocky turtle]

watch terror pack running at you and turning into quasi baron

[quiet abyss]

true!

[zealous depot]

The only good thing about this is one of them is a loot box now

[rocky turtle]

also they literally got adam smashers now

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

turret merc is gonna be a cancer too

u gonna be like damn that guy got no guns what he gonna do

[zealous depot]

I don't like this storyline

Can we reverse it

[rocky turtle]

deploys 4 turrets 1 turn
run in on you got shot by turrets
oneshotting you with bare fists

[blazing maple]

psychic BLAST

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

biden blast?

[marsh cargo]

Soda

[blazing maple]

okay chat I stayed awake for like 9 hours straight and beat resi 9

now I can go to sleep

gn chat

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kaGM5sO4ga4

[slim blaze]

John wick game woul be great as a sifu-like game or a sidescroller

[rocky turtle]

is it peak?

[untold spear]

isn't this the game version of binge eating?

[blazing maple]

it should be a rythym game

[blazing maple]

yeah

might be my new fav resi

[rocky turtle]

[blazing maple]

I'll sleep on it

[untold spear]

this is a given

they should've simply hired the sifu studio and made a standalone game or a sifu dlc

[rocky turtle]

hi mirro

[marsh cargo]

Peak

[copper vapor]

70usd for a 9 hour game? it's bleak

(this is a joke before anyone starts the yapathon)

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/flip-ich-flipp-aus-X5nIa6HPNSlr5H9y0v

[copper vapor]

doch

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1461797081684640056/speranza-animated-cover-pixelframe_1.gif

[cunning bronze]

https://x.com/i/status/2027423626060845093 finally this is progressing

[🔴] Artix Krieger (@ArtixKrieger)

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* Cross-platform
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* 60+ FPS
* Updated art & animation
* Your existing account & converted items
Kickstarter starts March 3rd! Full details in this thread 📷

X · Feb 27, 2026, 4:40 PM

[nocturne aurora]

ich weiß das mindestens 4 Deutsche in diesem Chat hocken

[untold spear]

no, there isn't

now shut up

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/db-sprich-deutsch-gif-2870836225094027755

[rocky turtle]

how about you shut up

[slim blaze]

not dlc fo sure. But standalone game - yes

[pallid sapphire]

Is so

[slim blaze]

CLe_flushedcushion

hi

[pallid sapphire]

Alle Deutsch

[pallid sapphire]

[untold spear]

is your pfp what i think it is?

[slim blaze]

and what are you thinking?

[pallid sapphire]

Look lyming alt

[slim blaze]

cause people are strange and weird

[rocky turtle]

corpos got clone mercs at 7 tech level

[untold spear]

indeed, they are

[slim blaze]

not sure what that means

[rocky turtle]

sec

[slim blaze]

elaborate

[pallid sapphire]

jumpscare

[rocky turtle]

New: Starting at Tech Level 7, factions may use clone mercenaries. The Tunnel Rat is a real loot piñata! And the Terror Pack will surprise you unpleasantly...

[untold spear]

smol

[quiet abyss]

SODA

[pliant chasm]

someone give him his medicine

[pliant chasm]

yea ik it's stalker 2

[rocky turtle]

heart of peak

[oblique belfry]

get this man exiled

[pliant chasm]

he won't survive

[slim magnet]

.i.

[pallid sapphire]

i spelled Rasta

[untold spear]

sutoka in off topic?

someone glass the jerry

[pliant chasm]

8====D

[slim blaze]

oh no

[pallid sapphire]

Ass

[marsh cargo]

https://x.com/i/status/2027398495380840931

So it wasnt a joke

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

First look at the live-action ‘GOD OF WAR’ series.

Coming soon to Prime Video.

X · Feb 27, 2026, 3:00 PM

[pliant chasm]

ok game is unplayable ambessa does what she wants

[slim blaze]

Quasi has a problem of stunlocks and instant deaths

this might make it very problematic

[untold spear]

midbessa

[oblique belfry]

this looks so off

[untold spear]

part of the experience

[slim blaze]

you didn't answer btw

[untold spear]

answer what

[proven tundra]

What you were imagining

[slim blaze]

goldfish memory

[untold spear]

you're at least the second person who says that to me

you might be onto something

[pliant chasm]

i think we all know what he was referring to

[proven tundra]

Why mirro hasn't changed their Xmas pfp?

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[slim blaze]

it christmas all year round fo me

[little depot]

Why are you white

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

[untold spear]

it's that ukrainian girl?

[slim magnet]

https://youtu.be/1a0MHbJNXRU

[slim blaze]

Is this better @untold spear ?

[copper vapor]

testing redacted 2 on your new pc?

how's it running

[slim blaze]

no

[little depot]

Momo I need your most emo songs

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[little depot]

Like over the top

[slim magnet]

well that one is emo

[pallid sapphire]

way to well without frame gen

[little depot]

Hence why I asked for more grandma

[pallid sapphire]

all maxed out

[copper vapor]

peak

I wonder how it runs here now

last time I tried it out was in v1.2 where performance was still kinda bad

[proven tundra]

Hi birb

[slim blaze]

This is emo

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1126283787031019631.gif?quality=lossless&name=A_sneakskeleton&size=48

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

sneaky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

shrieking skulls will shock your bones

steel your soul tonight

[copper vapor]

isn't it seal your doom tonight?

[sour rivet]

i havent heard the song for a bit so prolly

i just remmeber hearing soul

[slim magnet]

the 1.0 release that happened like in november pushed me into 60 avg on low even in populated places or in the middle of firefights as to where before that update i was barely managing 30~40 with an edited engine.ini that pushed the game's graphics way past the intended minimum

[sour rivet]

ah

im STUPID

[proven tundra]

Hi stupid

I'm dad

[marsh cargo]

https://x.com/i/status/2027095614794641533

Autistic Arab (@autisticarab)

Duke Nukem fans, I bring grave news about his origin. In Duke Nukem Forever, you can see a photo of Duke when he was in the military. In it, he's not holding an M4. He is holding a C8A1. That's right, Duke isn't American. Its terrifying.

He is Canadian.

X · Feb 26, 2026, 6:57 PM

[marsh cargo]

Random shitpost

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

yooo commando armor

[proven tundra]

He's CANADIAN

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-ruckus-uncle-ruckus-no-uncle-ruckus-dna-results-uncle-ruckus-why-lord-why-boondocks-gif-10628132944124823648

[copper vapor]

more reason to remove DNF from the canon

[marsh cargo]

[slim blaze]

it's shit

kinda hate balance in this game tbh

[little depot]

Mushroom synth

[slim blaze]

it is heavily leaning in using dudes with no armor, and half your squads deploying without any primary weapons

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mst_T-mFpug

[green granite]

At dentist

[little depot]

How'd you make the serum

Show me

[green granite]

This is nerve wrecking

[rocky turtle]

nope

[green granite]

Azu!!!!!!

[slim blaze]

Like in Menace you wanna play as actual TCR marines but instead you play fucking pirates but with tactics

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoq33mAQFlg

[green granite]

[oblique belfry]

@frank hearth @teal spade @left mantle

[little depot]

Hello cuppert

[oblique belfry]

WAKE UP

DRAGON MOMMY IS HERE

[slim blaze]

Yeah it is. Way too expensive for what it is

[marsh cargo]

New shyvana

[little depot]

Goodnight

[slim blaze]

and needs strength promotion to not slow down

[green granite]

Dragon Mommy

Uh huh uh huh

Horny already arent we

[little depot]

Another shyvana rework?

[oblique belfry]

fym another

[slim blaze]

main problem i have is with weapons, but that is kinda the point for them.

[teal spade]

who

shyvana

[oblique belfry]

shyvana rework

[untold spear]

she gonna oficially bang j4 on this one?

[teal spade]

[untold spear]

otherwise send it back in the oven

[teal spade]

release or trailer?

[little depot]

She already had a mini one like ages ago

[oblique belfry]

trailer

[little depot]

Anyway this one looks way too human

[oblique belfry]

this is a goddamn VGU

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

remake of the hero

[frank hearth]

login screens return and its just jarvan and shyvana fucking for 5 hours straight

[oblique belfry]

not just stat changes

[little depot]

4/10

[slim blaze]

btw we need to make this image into "Opinion ignored" meme

[teal spade]

yes, but she looks WAY better than her OG

[copper vapor]

oh right

I forgot Shyvana saved Jarvan

[slim blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-league-of-legends-plinko-horse-plinko-gif-25871940

[copper vapor]

most important bit of her lore lmao

[oblique belfry]

damn they finally gave her a demacia armor

[little depot]

Honk mimimimi

League of legends

[rocky turtle]

i see people use it and its good

[untold spear]

nothing wrong with grindind some late night aram

[frank hearth]

this is making me remember the milking posts

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818822386308481074/1357746237599649924/wave.gif

[untold spear]

with da homies

[oblique belfry]

the what now

[copper vapor]

demacia finally recognizing best girl's value

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2027119044785053962

Meanwhile
The polish

🇵🇱Wacław Gąsior (lej/mi) 🇵🇱 (@waclaw_g84)

AI po tygodniu w Polsce.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 26, 2026, 8:30 PM

[oblique belfry]

also knowing riot they wil definitely make a "young jarvan" skin

or some shit

[slim blaze]

well i disagree with the balancing quite a bit, so. I use 3 squads with one vehicle and i am over the points.
So i just hate how the game forces you into playing pirates instead of actual professional army

[teal spade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/howl-Y1IydDonfUxQk

[untold spear]

and he will be chinese

ugh

everytime

[oblique belfry]

they will chinesify our boy

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/social-credit-13

[teal spade]

👲

[rocky turtle]

im using 3 well equipped squads and im literally killing everyone

[proven tundra]

[slim blaze]

also hate the fact that giving an RPG takes out one primary weapon

[teal spade]

@oblique belfry daaam, she look good in that trailer

[oblique belfry]

yup

[frank hearth]

https://fixvx.com/Rena_Angel1111/status/2026960429759775072

Rena_Angel (@Rena_Angel1111)

OVERWATCH - JETPACK CAT

I try JETPACK CAT Cosplay.

#ow #Overwatch #cosplay #cosplayer #JetpackCat #コスプレ

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 26, 2026, 10:00 AM

[slim blaze]

show pics

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

and i think its the og VA as well

[oblique belfry]

what in the fuck

[slim blaze]

cause 3 aint enough

you literally don't have enough action points

you will just get overrun

[rocky turtle]

probably because im in early game

[slim blaze]

actually supplies barely increase

and this sucks massively

[slim blaze]

i finished EA story

[oblique belfry]

🥀 🥀

[slim blaze]

Also, armor stripping mechanic makes no sense. just FYI @rocky turtle

[teal spade]

can't wait to play her on April 18 when she's not insta banned/picked in every lane

[slim blaze]

It seems to only strip armor in some case, instead of it being always applied

[oblique belfry]

i think march 18 is the live release

not pbe

[teal spade]

yes

I know

[slim blaze]

So tehre are laser rifles that do like 2 shots and do almost no armor stripping yet they destroy armor and strip it

[oblique belfry]

ah

i'd say it will take more then a month

[teal spade]

everyone is gonna pick her/ban her so it's gonna be hard to play her

[oblique belfry]

depending on her kit

[timid hollow]

Well it depends

You have a chance to reduce the armor

[slim blaze]

if only that was ever fucking explained

[timid hollow]

Idk about the Lasers tho, im a ballistic guy

[slim blaze]

still doesn't make sesne for lasrs

even their description says they don't damage armor

[timid hollow]

I would think laser shouldnt damage armor just outright penetrate it

[slim blaze]

but lasers stripped more armor than rifles, and rifles shoot more and do more stripping

[copper vapor]

[timid hollow]

But i guess they game reduces the armor a bit because you suddenly have a laser hole in it

[slim blaze]

Except description says they are not helpful for others, implying they don't strip armor

[oblique belfry]

for once im shocked that riot shoved lux into the backburner on a demacia season

[slim blaze]

so that is like what

[teal spade]

there's a scadily clad robot/gunmorph pic that I'm thinking of that I don't think I can post

should clarify: To proove that guns can indeed strip

[timid hollow]

But for the supply point, i can Rock two vehicles with 4 supporting Infantry squads and they all have nearly the best gear i have available

[slim blaze]

otherwise i just dislike the balance that moves you towards havign loads of shitty squads instead of actual TCR marines punching

[untold spear]

wait for it

[slim blaze]

How much supply?

[untold spear]

she's about to get 5 ultimates

[oblique belfry]

she was not on cinematic
she didnt get any skins
she only got 1 buff

[timid hollow]

Im at 2.3k per OP rn i think

[untold spear]

can't let our generic white girl out of the party!

[timid hollow]

Maybe 2,4k

[teal spade]

Lux VGU update #231

[slim blaze]

lmao what. i am at 1.6-1.7 last time i checked. And i completed EA

[oblique belfry]

knowing riot it will never happen
because it took them half a year to make the viego skin

WHICH is a lesser version of elementalist

and much MUCH more expensive version

[timid hollow]

Wha

[oblique belfry]

also i still remember the stupid argument they made

"elementalist lux was too demanding on coding side so there will never be smth like that again"

my ass

[sour rivet]

the mirror reaper spawns in cybergrind.

[slim blaze]

aight nvw just checked and this mission gives 2.4k

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

excuse me ?

[slim blaze]

every squad though is easily over 600

[sour rivet]

dogeman

we are soooooo fucked

[oblique belfry]

how the fuck are you supposed to kill it tho

is it just invis

[sour rivet]

no

i spawned it in sandbox and it was just doing its normal thing

[rocky turtle]

that anniversary stream was crazy

[slim blaze]

But, the dopamine hit from seeing yaz and Lim work is just peak

[rocky turtle]

[untold spear]

i can see that being true tbh

[timid hollow]

only my darby squad is 650 and it has the better lmg, the best battle rifle and the best concealment armor

[slim blaze]

Best 2 infantry squads

[sour rivet]

why did he decide to be magical girl

[slim blaze]

ew concealment

[timid hollow]

yaz and kody for me

[oblique belfry]

but they make other bullshits

[slim blaze]

Lim is not #1? broo

[oblique belfry]

that kills performance anyways

[slim blaze]

you are not playing right

[marsh cargo]

Words
Those are words

[rocky turtle]

bro got a crashout

[marsh cargo]

[timid hollow]

i just use it because of her skills

[slim blaze]

berserk is the best ability

[timid hollow]

i think i dont have lim yet

[slim blaze]

and the movement makes shot cost -10

[timid hollow]

cant think of who that is

[untold spear]

but elementalist lux doesn't kill performance?

[slim blaze]

he can shoot 4 times if he maxes out action points. 4 times

3 without

[oblique belfry]

thats the neat part

[timid hollow]

tbh i only need akhilles

and pike

[slim blaze]

bro you are like the opposite of me

pike is trash

achilels is too

[timid hollow]

pike is awesome

60 ap on an apc with autocannon? hell yeah

[oblique belfry]

they said on AMA that "if there were 2 elementalist luxes in the round, the game would fuck up and cause major problems"

[timid hollow]

i mean yeah he is just an ability slave thats true

[oblique belfry]

gonna try finding that post

[rocky turtle]

also bamboo hat kim is back in 2 intervallo

[slim blaze]

This applies to every attack of 3 she can make. This is rewa.

then this

[sour rivet]

bro is going to be pissed

[slim blaze]

• her passive

She kills 3 squads per turn

[rocky turtle]

we hunting distortions in N corp in 2 intervallo

[slim blaze]

just need ammo

[rocky turtle]

in first we return to house of spiders

[timid hollow]

i just use akhilles to lead the way, he gets damaged from one rocket so his passive gets triggered with more ap and i roll

if he doesnt get hit i still roll

then + pike ability i had turns where he had like 200 ap

[slim blaze]

This btw is exactly the same why lim is based too

[slim blaze]

?

[teal spade]

make sure to keep his heel safe

[oblique belfry]

@untold spear

[timid hollow]

akhilles has his passive where he gets more ap the more damaged his vehicle is

[slim blaze]

Anyway, lim and Yaz are assault marines

[slim blaze]

ah well i don't take damage

I just kill everyone

that is why rewa is peak

[timid hollow]

i do when i forget scouting ahead with marines

sometimes i just dont see a guncrawler and then boom

[untold spear]

that's pretty reasonable

it's not like they wouldn't want the free money

[teal spade]

No more Lux skins?!??!

[oblique belfry]

yet stupid if you compare it to todays standards

[slim blaze]

they barely do damage to vics doe

they need to shoot a lot

[untold spear]

like what?

[timid hollow]

maybe im just unlucky with rolling

[untold spear]

they only release generic shit

[timid hollow]

the moment my vics arent turned to enemy with front i get fucked

[untold spear]

because the chinese buy anything

[timid hollow]

oh

didnt get that yet

[untold spear]

muh lunar year yearly skins

[oblique belfry]

they blame "game performance" yet pump out over the top gacha bullshit with different forms

[timid hollow]

only the ceramic one or something like that

[pallid sapphire]

When your wife asks if you need something dont answer with "Tits"

[slim blaze]

It's nice too, but not really

lasers are not dangerous

[oblique belfry]

not to mention champs with actual different forms

[untold spear]

ok but

if it is the case

[oblique belfry]

like aphelios / kayn / udyr

[slim blaze]

This is the laser btw

[untold spear]

why wouldn't they just make more skins like that and enjoy the money

[snow tree]

[untold spear]

if riot of all things is denying itself money, it's probably a big deal

[oblique belfry]

because they fired the ones responsible for that

[slim blaze]

Seems like it's armor shred got buffed

[oblique belfry]

thats why new team took half a year to make the new viego skin

[slim blaze]

ngl no reason to use anything but laser with HP ammo

[oblique belfry]

which was a lesser version of elementalist lux

[untold spear]

do you have any facts to back that up?

[slim blaze]

i am realising

[timid hollow]

i love the long barreled tank gun

[oblique belfry]

they literally delayed the skin because of the amount of backlash they got

with morde / morgana skin

being lacklusting

[slim blaze]

I don't like it because of lack of utility

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65liR0qAVCE

[slim blaze]

I love twin 14.5 MGs

[timid hollow]

true, its basically just a heavy armor sniper

[sour rivet]

event horizion my beloved

[oblique belfry]

morgana skin was just forgotten at this point

[untold spear]

and from that you conclude that they are no longer able to deliver because they fired the talented people?

[oblique belfry]

it was not worth 200 dollars

[slim blaze]

Oh yeah actually also they did not allow light weapons with heavy weapon at the same time before

[rocky turtle]

also binah announcer on 2 walpurgis nacht

[slim blaze]

now it is not so bad

[oblique belfry]

duh

[untold spear]

i'm not even disagreeing, just trying to understand were you're coming from

[sour rivet]

MOTHER?

[oblique belfry]

they fired vets of the company

like 12 years employees

just to save some cash in their pockets

[timid hollow]

oh yeah i wouldnt use it if i couldnt put a mg on it as well

[rocky turtle]

[timid hollow]

need something for the grunts

[teal spade]

more Rek'Sai skins pls

[slim blaze]

GL is peak

[sour rivet]

[slim blaze]

if you have rewa accuracy and +40% DMG

[oblique belfry]

they fired most of the skins team and were even acception community made ones

which werent even from riot employees

[rocky turtle]

that one gonna be

[oblique belfry]

i forgot the skinline

[timid hollow]

thats the sls i have

[slim blaze]

it's basically a squad wipe if they have <30-35 armor

[oblique belfry]

but some of the skins were from community iirc

then again it could be just splash art

i could be wrong

[timid hollow]

i basically rotate only them except they greyed out depending on who gets weary

[slim blaze]

No lim rip

[sour rivet]

one day i will see apocalypse bird or paradise lost id

[oblique belfry]

but the point is most of the talented skins team have been replaced because they have been laid off

[sour rivet]

that sinclair id tho

god damn

my boy is JAMMING

[rocky turtle]

kim said that limbus gonna be supported 10 more years

[oblique belfry]

why do you think currently people are heavily shittalking the current new legendary / gacha skins

[slim blaze]

Pike is most useless i think, followed by sachin and others

tech is kind nice with his special

[oblique belfry]

its because they legit have 0 passion in em

[sour rivet]

save the money: fund the anime.

[timid hollow]

pike is just an ability slave like i said

[slim blaze]

pike is used as a command squad, but i hate these

[timid hollow]

lets the vics shoot two tinmes more

[untold spear]

i dunno dude, but it feels like a stretch to say that the talented people were fired

[slim blaze]

since they go out with no armor and no guns

[untold spear]

it can be true, but it's a strech

[slim blaze]

it makes 0 sense tactically

[oblique belfry]

they were tho ?

there is SO many goddamn articles

about it

so many artists tweeting "welp i just got fired"

and some were even responsible for bangers

[rocky turtle]

damn that 30 seconds animations is peak

[oblique belfry]

lemme check rn

[sour rivet]

oooo free 1300 lunacy

time to try and get poland

im killing myself.

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

calm yo tits walpurgis nacht next week

[sour rivet]

i want HIM

[sour rivet]

im broke bro i aint gettin enough lunacy to farm all of walpurgis

[oblique belfry]

for example the guy that made spooky month veigar was laid off

[rocky turtle]

just get 400 shards duh

[slim blaze]

[oblique belfry]

an absolute peak skin

[sour rivet]

im tryna get faust index with shards atm

almost at 400

[rocky turtle]

we talking about game

[slim blaze]

No you are talking about hentai

I know

[sour rivet]

is hard mode md out yet

[slim blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[rocky turtle]

new ryoshi bad end id gonna be tied to nursefathers and their apprentices

[slim blaze]

Why? cause they made league. And league is cringe

duh

[oblique belfry]

you shut

[untold spear]

ok, now you're backing your shit up

[oblique belfry]

you are not in this topic

[oblique belfry]

bro doesn't trust me 🥀

told u so

[untold spear]

like i said

i didn't disagree

[frank hearth]

what the fuck did they do to life guard mercy in the mobile game

[oblique belfry]

i know

and im not mad about it

[oblique belfry]

holy shit wtf is that

pixar AI made

[teal spade]

🤢

[sour rivet]

what is that JAWLINE
that is NOT mercy

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-armstrong-handshake-gif-24880361

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

YOU'RE BATSHIT INSANE!

[teal spade]

wait... THERE'S AN OVECRAP MOBILE GAME???

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-metal-gear-revengeance-raiden-handshake-gif-10003267868927572511

[oblique belfry]

sadly yes

its in the making

[sour rivet]

couldnt find a sped up gif :(

[frank hearth]

yes

[oblique belfry]

and its literally brawl stars

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

with overwatch slapped on top

[teal spade]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[oblique belfry]

how does one not know brawl stars

its everywhere

like clash of clans / royale

[teal spade]

because I don't game on my phone

[oblique belfry]

fair enough

ok where is that tweet

[rocky turtle]

also 10 canto is named the Gaze bearing

[slim blaze]

anyway

[oblique belfry]

https://fixvx.com/OWCavalry/status/2026302739911733407

Overwatch Cavalry (@OWCavalry)

New #Overwatch Mobile Game 📱

A new top-down Hero shooter designed specifically for mobile set in the Overwatch universe. The game is being developed by a dedicated team at Blizzard.

Get your first look at Overwatch: Rush 👀

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 24, 2026, 2:26 PM

here

[frank hearth]

[slim blaze]

there we go

now we can clown on blizzard

[frank hearth]

brother what the fuck is this

[teal spade]

I used to have only 1 game on my phone and it was Carmageddon

[oblique belfry]

EWWWWWWWW

DUDE

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO MERCY

[untold spear]

she has been really merciful on the carbs

give her a borgar

[oblique belfry]

she got a plastic surgery

[frank hearth]

HOW

[slim blaze]

Nobody talks like this in a game

[copper vapor]

weird puppy eyes

[oblique belfry]

bae

[teal spade]

plastic eye surgery

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

it's like that ubisoft announcement for The Division 1

they talking all tactical

and whatnot

[teal spade]

don't fist the dragon

[frank hearth]

she got that eye surgery she offered to Ana back in OW1

[untold spear]

u don't talk like this?

[oblique belfry]

i would actually report em to the police

[slim blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-cigarette-cia-hat-flanel-gif-11488411066314067703

[oblique belfry]

skinwalkers

[frank hearth]

ah my favorite past time with the boys, corpo video game ad coms

[teal spade]

dumb ass is drinking coke while a the obj?
He's throwing

[oblique belfry]

also nice coke add

[thin bobcat]

one "kys" away from becoming 4 people party with one on eye-level with the ceiling lamp

[rocky turtle]

nobody said kys

fake

[oblique belfry]

nothing about coke

[slim blaze]

I don't (I got perma muted)

[rocky turtle]

[untold spear]

but he is at the objective

[oblique belfry]

this gives me "how do you do fellow kids" energy from cocacola

[untold spear]

that's just peak gaming

[nocturne aurora]

old Mw3 COD Lobbys woud roast them to hell

[slim blaze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1305213802723151964/1308861298414452846/caption-7.gif

[oblique belfry]

dude current society would collapse

[thin bobcat]

hope it's the blue whale challenge

[oblique belfry]

if they had mw3 lobbies now

[slim blaze]

funnily enough i wanted to use that gif

lmfao

[sour rivet]

if these mfs choose anything but "the messenger" i am gonna be pissed

[slim blaze]

Normal lobbies*

[copper vapor]

a diet coke

[nocturne aurora]

i woud have sayed you lie, but sadly your very very right

[slim blaze]

All normal lobbies are still like that

[teal spade]

the guy in the middle is gonna have a bad time very soon

[slim blaze]

the great filter

[nocturne aurora]

cs2 is competitive racisim and toxic or what

[slim blaze]

Just average "casual" player

[copper vapor]

yea... gonna ruin his keyboard

[oblique belfry]

unfiltered games / lobbies are a bliss in this generation

[teal spade]

"I'm at the obj!"
"Good Job"
"Ni- MOTHER FUCKING BITCH AS SHIT! FUCK THIS N-"

[oblique belfry]

in overwatch i got a fucking reminder that "the message this person says could be offending. [SHOW]"

and i look at the message and its "you suck"

[slim blaze]

More real convo:
"I'm at the obj!"
"Good Job"
"SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUP.." in the Eastern accent

[nocturne aurora]

or French

[slim blaze]

THEN, it is the slur sparring match

this is how you make friends

by testing them in the ring

[frank hearth]

yeah so ilaris projectile size is kinda nonsense

[teal spade]

he can only handle 3 slurs, not friend material

[oblique belfry]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

like bro

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2027422947174994343?s=20

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

Gorillaz have released their new animated short film ‘THE MOUNTAIN, THE MOON CAVE AND THE SAD GOD’

“In a time of Al overload, this is our love letter to craftsmanship. We're chasing the feel of pencil on paper.”

🔗: https://youtu.be/ucRulNQsuYQ?si=4rGC5Bru_1m4Yw5v

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 27, 2026, 4:37 PM

[slim blaze]

Vote kick his ass for being bad

[oblique belfry]

fucking

"you suk bro"

got flagged

[teal spade]

that's Zaryas gun?????

[oblique belfry]

as "possible bad message"

[torn solar]

"Im at the Objective"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Who? Who Asked?"

"...BIG IRON ON HIS HIP..."

[slim blaze]

No, liaras or whatever her name is

based support

[frank hearth]

no illari

[teal spade]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[slim blaze]

Ult sucks as usual

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRulNQsuYQ

time to watch

[slim blaze]

actual cancer

[sour rivet]

8 MINUTES?!

we are back

[teal spade]

WTF IS A "SURVIVOR"?!??!!?!

This LGBTQ hate has gone too far

[oblique belfry]

there are now sub roles

for each character

[slim blaze]

nobody knows

[frank hearth]

passive perk you activate passive health regen when you used a movement ability

[oblique belfry]

the cat has 125 ultimate charge

[slim blaze]

on a healer. bruh

you need that on a tank

[oblique belfry]

so when you use ult you have 25 extra for the next one

same with ana iirc

[slim blaze]

Illari was peak support

plop the turret and kick their asses

[oblique belfry]

innari feels like a dps

[slim blaze]

turret just heals as you do damage

[oblique belfry]

with that gun of hers

[sour rivet]

ok bro

[slim blaze]

Yeah, finally a character with a decent gun

well, mostly decent

[frank hearth]

pretty much like zen where you are the 3 dps on the team

[oblique belfry]

juno

[teal spade]

@oblique belfry oh hey, look what I found in my sub feed

[oblique belfry]

jarvan was onto something

[teal spade]

he can fuck right off

[frank hearth]

das was mostly Colosseum nonsense

[slim blaze]

the fuck

[teal spade]

he'll never appreciate her like I would

[oblique belfry]

even on normal

[teal spade]

[slim blaze]

i thought this was waaay something else

[sour rivet]

its nice seeing 2d animated in 2d again

[oblique belfry]

she can deal damage to 5 people and heal 4 people at the same time

imma try it

[rocky turtle]

[teal spade]

is it weird that this scene made my brain go

[oblique belfry]

mmmmm

curve

[teal spade]

dat bicep

[oblique belfry]

stronk

i can already see the "fanarts"

[rocky turtle]

nope

[frank hearth]

any self respecting man would want to lick those

[sullen stag]

generic buff character number 1 billion

what are you gonna do grim

report my acct

[teal spade]

[slim magnet]

can somebody add new shyvana to the league same face meme image

[frank hearth]

[sullen stag]

[oblique belfry]

get em

[oblique belfry]

[sullen stag]

i am of legal age discord, check grims harddrive tho

[sour rivet]

how much is ai and how much is drawn

[oblique belfry]

love how they had to specify (rework)

[sullen stag]

bad dragon

[frank hearth]

none

[oblique belfry]

cant you turn that off

[sour rivet]

none of

what

[oblique belfry]

the AI search

[sour rivet]

yes

[teal spade]

I only have a meme folder, and my own kobolds emote folders that is art focused

[sour rivet]

sturm you cant say none and expect me to know which you are referring to

[green granite]

Oh no

[slim magnet]

needs manual tagging and grifters would never self report

[green granite]

Discord server is down again

[teal spade]

DISCORD YOU DUMB FUCK

[sour rivet]

thats why everyone with an account is allowed to tag

[green granite]

What was the message

[teal spade]

HOW IS THIS SENSITIVE?!?!?

[green granite]

Damn

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

That is sensitive

[oblique belfry]

[teal spade]

[raven geyser]

Istfg I didnt know Gorillaz are not actual people

[sullen stag]

Mods plz execute grim

Hes showing us his porn again

[teal spade]

if I get executed for that so should Iedy

[cunning bronze]

https://youtu.be/IDP15cDitgc?si=bQi3moA6fvHNugJg LETSGOOOO

[green granite]

I want to snail furry convention

Dressing as a T-90M

If they ask me "wait this isnt a snail costume"

I'd say the snail talked to me in my sleep, I have to comply

[upbeat verge]

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

watchu doin on that website sturm

[oblique belfry]

looking at new shyvana rework

[slim blaze]

TRUE

[oblique belfry]

[teal spade]

what do you think?

[upbeat verge]

looking aint the only thing he doin

[sour rivet]

how would you know

[oblique belfry]

ivan

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

go jerkoff

[upbeat verge]

naw

I'm drinking fanter

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

happy hour

[oblique belfry]

is jerkoff not a happy hour

[teal spade]

I'm drinking bepis

[upbeat verge]

see thats based

[quiet abyss]

this new darktide event is so fucking aids

its not even funny

all bombers, bursters and reapers

the unholy trinity of rage inducing nonsense

why was this approved

XD

[teal spade]

This is your one warning

[quiet abyss]

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

smashing

[sullen stag]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-scared-scary-flop-gif-8576938341887257950

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/therbayg/status/2027394595521491282?s=20 @oblique belfry

BAYG (@therbayg)

#ULTRAKILL spoilers i guess (why are even you on twitter get out)

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 27, 2026, 2:45 PM

[copper vapor]

(also that guy is voiced by tim curry)

[oblique belfry]

POWER

[sour rivet]

hello everybody my name is power

[sullen stag]

hmm interesting

[oblique belfry]

hakita still didnt upload layer 8 osts

[sour rivet]

it takes a bit

[teal spade]

[sour rivet]

act 2 took a while

[oblique belfry]

he instantly uploaded em on p2 update

[teal spade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/space-mlGCsBLl4luyQaOl8w

[sour rivet]

yeah because it was only 3 songs

[oblique belfry]

i guess

[sour rivet]

THERES 40 MINUTES WORTH OF OST FOR THIS LAYER

[snow tree]

Fun again

[sour rivet]

IM BACK IN THE FUCKING FRUIT AISLE

[green granite]

Infinite Ikea vs Infinite Walmart

[arctic flicker]

Whose murder pile you plundered

[green granite]

Man

[oblique belfry]

test

[green granite]

This discord is lively today

[oblique belfry]

fuck is wrong with yt

why is it slow

?

how am i here then

[restive bear]

They're updating

[onyx vigil]

Hey which of these look good?

[quiet abyss]

none.

[onyx vigil]

[quiet abyss]

nah id say 2/6

the second one

[restive bear]

Bottom middle for me

[arctic flicker]

not ugly enough

[onyx vigil]

Lol

[quiet abyss]

also yeah

but if its 76, i prefer a good look, which this is 76

[oblique belfry]

do not give yourself the pedo sache please

[quiet abyss]

so yeah id say 1 or 5

[onyx vigil]

Which one?

[restive bear]

Damn I should try 76 again but I absolutely hate how my camp looks

[oblique belfry]

go top left or bottom left

[oblique belfry]

middle top

[quiet abyss]

just redo the whole thing

[restive bear]

Dude I can't even move beyond a stupid box

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

[quiet abyss]

yeah youre right, now that i look at it, its not as good as i thought lmao

[quiet abyss]

dw mine was basically a barn

deadass

[sour rivet]

my baby girl

[restive bear]

I am basically an uncreative chud

😭

[quiet abyss]

i made it because i just needed SOMETHING to stop the super mutants from getting in when i was starting

i just never bothered

[oblique belfry]

is youtube dead for yall

[quiet abyss]

also fo4/76 building is ass

[restive bear]

Agreed

[quiet abyss]

no

just you

[restive bear]

I hate the building thing as a whole

[oblique belfry]

fuck is wrong with my internet provider man

[quiet abyss]

at least mine works

idk

[oblique belfry]

what did they do again

[restive bear]

Bring back renting apartments like in FNV

[arctic flicker]

Worky for me

[oblique belfry]

youtube aint loading

[sour rivet]

is fine for me

[oblique belfry]

????

"ai chatbot for employees"

[quiet abyss]

buying you mean?

but yeah

[oblique belfry]

"to improve "friendliness""

[thick plover]

@sour rivet my beautiful ginger demon

[quiet abyss]

bring back buying property, but the issue with buying property means you have to make instances or smth

because otherwise people will take your place

[copper vapor]

goddammit not burger king

[quiet abyss]

for online games

[restive bear]

Probably your ISP blocked YouTube? Mine blocked GitHub an ONLY GitHub specifically when I was downloading mods for Starsector

It was temporary though

[oblique belfry]

[onyx vigil]

I think the one with goatee looks kinda good tough I like this one also

[quiet abyss]

you have to do the GTA online approach if you do property purchasing @restive bear

[restive bear]

How does that work?

[quiet abyss]

where its a bunch of little cells

[arctic flicker]

rob a bank

[teal spade]

Scout from TF2 MVP also, who's the tacticool vamp hunter

[quiet abyss]

if tons of people own the same place, it just creates a new instance of the building for each person

[restive bear]

Oohhh

[quiet abyss]

and i think its only active when someone enters their home

[onyx vigil]

Actually I think this setup is the best so what do you guys think?

[quiet abyss]

but yeah, it would be like that

[quiet abyss]

looks fine, looks like the guy at me local spencers behind the register, but fine

[restive bear]

I wish in Fallout 5 we just buy property now

[onyx vigil]

Lmao lol

[quiet abyss]

(tbh hes the better looking cashier there)

[restive bear]

Fuck the shit ass building system

[quiet abyss]

ok let me try again, its shit, but its fun sometimes

[onyx vigil]

I thought it was fine but could be improved significantly

[quiet abyss]

and when you can make it work, its great

but usually

[teal spade]

looks like he's getting ready to ask
"Hey, you young girls all alone here?"

[quiet abyss]

it doesnt do that

[restive bear]

Even fucking, Skyrim didn't have it

[quiet abyss]

and it sucks

[onyx vigil]

Lmao

[quiet abyss]

no skyrim just had like a bunch of places to buy

like fnv

[restive bear]

Thas what am sayin

[quiet abyss]

but either way, settlement building was a step in the right direction, just executed poorly

[restive bear]

True

[quiet abyss]

if it was good, it would be better

its just they did eh

not good

[copper vapor]

another fallout 76 enjoyer I see

[quiet abyss]

i mean you can get creative, like i fixed the castle in fo4

[quiet abyss]

and it looked REALLY GOOD

[proven tundra]

I loved being able to build my own settlement
It was just a bit poopy

[quiet abyss]

for once

[restive bear]

Oh dude if they let us download blueprints of people's camps that would've made building a little better for me

[quiet abyss]

i always managed to tweak shit enough to look good

so im happy

[quiet abyss]

oh yeah no, just gather the shit required

like minecraft world edit basically

[restive bear]

I installed a mod for Fallout 4 that lets me download people's settlements builds and it was waaay better than making your own shit

[quiet abyss]

anyways, i cba to play the new darktide event on auric dif, that shit is so aids

woe, 200000 poxbursters upon ye

[teal spade]

the biggest problem with bethesdas games is still "THE WORLD IS IN GRAVE DANGER! EVERYONE IS DYING AND EVERYTHING IS SO BAD, here's a random guy that can twerk his way through any fight with 0 issues"

[restive bear]

Ofc gotta deal with the og builder's oversights and whatnot but it helps a lot

[teal spade]

they undermine any threat they make

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CLjjOg7ncjA

[restive bear]

I always did that withthe concrete walls

[pliant meteor]

Oh nice, Spear might be getting the Lazarus treatment in Primal soon.

[restive bear]

What if it was called Freaky Movie 6 and instead of Ghostface his name was Freakyface

[rocky turtle]

[teal spade]

he's gonna become Red Hood?

[copper vapor]

that's the porn parody

[pliant meteor]

Well he is already a walking dead man so yeah I guess.

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

welp would be better than him just continue to rot and decay and become nothing but a skeleton

a very angry skeleton

[teal spade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/courage-the-cowardly-dog-naughty-freaky-fred-q0G4hguocC4Ra

[sour rivet]

as much as i love being a lich
i think.... i miss my survival mechanics....

[copper vapor]

you miss having arbitrary hunger/thirst/sleep bars to fill

[proven tundra]

The boredom of immorality strikes once more

[sour rivet]

yeah

[restive bear]

For man desired the sin of immortality, he shall be punished of boredom eternally

There is always a negative to a positive

[sour rivet]

i miss being able to benefit from potions and food

[restive bear]

Let this be a lesson to balance

[sour rivet]

then again

[proven tundra]

Positive: you live forever
Negative: your body doesn't stop aging

[sour rivet]

less shit to carry

[rocky turtle]

bio clanker

[sour rivet]

the fuck is a bio clanker

we got cyborg slurs now

[proven tundra]

A cyborg?

Wire back

George Droid

I don't remember the other ones

[sour rivet]

and yet i can still suffer from stress and get fears

[rocky turtle]

fraud lich

[restive bear]

Some dude who inserts...other organic body parts to his...body

[sour rivet]

ok imagine being immortal then some mofo decides to lock you into a box you cant get out of

[teal spade]

[sour rivet]

then throws you into the depths of the ocean

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

...
frankensteins monster?

[zealous depot]

[restive bear]

Yeah

[copper vapor]

uh oh

my internet is le dying

[sour rivet]

goodbye.

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

Is there any other fuck shit I should know about for quasi update

[sour rivet]

IM SO THIRSTY

[onyx vigil]

Great now I have to recreate the character because a certain someone had to be hasty fucking hell

it took me like an hour basically to make this character god damn it fallout 76

[oblique belfry]

dude what the fuck

youtube still not working

but works just fine on mobile

[sour rivet]

they banned it

[oblique belfry]

so its not my internet

[sour rivet]

your pc banned it

[oblique belfry]

closed goodbyedpi and tried it

still broken

[onyx vigil]

tried different browser?

[rocky turtle]

Beta patch 0.9.9.480s.ba9690a
New: Cargo Bay tab 7 has been returned. The Cryochamber no longer replaces it.
New: NPC pact usage, direct damage dealt by pacts, and damage from pact effects are now displayed in the combat log.
New: The quasimorph selection principle for eccollapse has been reworked. They now depend not only on the stage but also on the victim's Tech Level.
New: The Shelters perk has been updated for better readability.
New: Starting at Tech Level 7, factions may use clone mercenaries. The Tunnel Rat is a real loot piñata! And the Terror Pack will surprise you unpleasantly...

Balance: Martian Golem augments now require an upgrade to install, but are healed like robot body parts. They also now have a sole cybernetic stomach.
Balance: New quasimorphic implants have been moved from the stomach to their correct locations.
Balance: The chance of an eccolapse from a living enemy has been reduced, the chance of an eccolapse upon death has been increased, and the chance of turning enemies into possessed has been increased.
Balance: The damage increase from the quasimorphosis stage has been slightly reduced.
Balance: The Breaking The Pact Scroll has been added to the barter system at some stations.
Balance: The rate at which curses are gained from using pacts has been reduced.

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck happened

[oblique belfry]

good idea

[arctic flicker]

0 seconds lol

[onyx vigil]

[sour rivet]

woe of lichdom

[arctic flicker]

fetch me their souls

[restive bear]

Try connecting to your neighbor's internet

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

the fuck

its opera

???????

yt opened on edge

[restive bear]

Lmao

[arctic flicker]

opera no like doge

[oblique belfry]

fuck happened

[restive bear]

Use a better browser

[rocky turtle]

u using zapret discord youtube?

[oblique belfry]

closing the opera then reopening fixed it

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[arctic flicker]

have you tried turning it off and on again method

[oblique belfry]

these apps love breaking out of nowhere

like what the fuck was the reason now

[sour rivet]

bro holy fuck

i went into a dungeon

[arctic flicker]

500 mudcrabs