╟❓general-offtopic

[copper vapor]

my god I wouldn't put anything on this rickety ass desk lmao LOOK AT IT BENDING

[rocky turtle]

eepy time
goodnight all

[copper vapor]

gn pookie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JGrXe5HxUM

AYO I forgot DDON existed

[timid hollow]

is it good

[copper vapor]

as far as gameplay goes it looks like it's even better than DD

because you're not as restricted in skill use

you get an entire hotkey bar instead of just 4 buttons

[green granite]

Let him cook

[sour rivet]

they should have released this worldwide

[copper vapor]

well

that version IS worldwide

and f2p

but yeah the original DDO should've come to the west

[sour rivet]

also wish some of the classes were in 2

[copper vapor]

I know nothing about ddo

but I think I'm gonna install this shit

[sour rivet]

its tempting me

[sullen stag]

imma get hate but im having fun with marathon

the ai fucking will kick your ass tho jeezus

[zealous depot]

Wait this actually exists?

[copper vapor]

yes

there's a link in the description

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

and the video has a guide to install

very simple process

[sour rivet]

offtopic dragons dogma

[sullen stag]

https://tenor.com/view/dragons-dogma-dark-arisen-hydra-action-rpgs-gif-17300841

I LOVE DRAGONS DOGMA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[sour rivet]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I LOVE MY POTENTIAL GAME

[sullen stag]

play 1 if anything

while i like 2

[sour rivet]

PLEAAASE ADD MORE CONTENT TO 2

[sullen stag]

1 has much more content

I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[sour rivet]

I CANT GO BACK TO 1 BECAUSE OF ALL THE COMBAT CHANGES IN 2

I DID COOL ASS SHIT

i jumped off one griffon and insta killed another charging at me

[sullen stag]

the magic still feels second to none most game

[sour rivet]

im a bit upset about the magic in 2 however

we lost a bit

[timid hollow]

lets do it

have to see if my pc survives it tho

[sour rivet]

i mean its a old game

but fair

[copper vapor]

THE WIND IS TEMPTING MEEEEEEEEEEE

[sour rivet]

account made

[timid hollow]

which server tho

seems like the usual people make server how they want issue

[sour rivet]

whichever one doesnt make us want to kill ourselves

[timid hollow]

so in one server probably 50% xp and the other 15005% xp

thats what keeps me from playing fallout online so far

[sour rivet]

scrary

[copper vapor]

I'd never be able to play fonline

seems like too much of a second job kinda game

[sour rivet]

i played... some version of fallout new vegas multiplayer

[copper vapor]

naw bruv fonline uses the fo1/fo2 graphics and isometric view and such

[timid hollow]

ye

[copper vapor]

but is a realtime mmorpg

[timid hollow]

i have it installed, i will finish fo1/2 first tho so i get used to the general gameplay

than i wanna try fonline 2

[timid hollow]

gib link

[pure compass]

what happens when you 1 year stanley parable?

[zealous depot]

[verbal gate]

Fuckass discord mobile

[green granite]

@marsh cargo

[pure compass]

krorks

old ones

[quiet abyss]

the funny thing is the eldar and humanity are kinda stuck with each other, their respective survival kinda relies on the other

just a little bit

i mean the only reason the imperium is getting ANYWHERE CLOSE to a "rebound" of sorts

is because of the eldar

(ofc the dark eldar serve zero real purpose)

but craftworld eldar are kinda just, needed

[timid hollow]

we will gaming

[quiet abyss]

[timid hollow]

never played dd

we will see

[quiet abyss]

good for you

[copper vapor]

it time bois

way hey and up she rises

[untold spear]

do another lap round the captsanm, johnny

round and round she goes

[verbal lodge]

Bruh its just guardian changes?
Ive never touched that ascendancy. What do they do compared to heiro

[left mantle]

Honestly not that many changes overall

i couldn't tell ya about templar ascendancies

I'd figure its mainly a defensive achetype

[sour rivet]

just spent 30k gold on a fort

and spent another 20k upgrading it

im so BROKE

[arctic flicker]

steal some more gold

[sour rivet]

i uh

dont think that will be nessacary

[midnight trench]

Bald

[sour rivet]

rubs my gems

[midnight trench]

No

[arctic flicker]

Khajiit has gems

[left mantle]

If you have coin

[sour rivet]

i just got a 5 gold bounty for using a campfire

im going to kill this town??

[verbal lodge]

I shall wait for testing

If this is really all for templar im going back to poe 2 waiting room

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-maribel-hearn-hifuu-hifuu-club-gif-9026893078862640386

[sour rivet]

well the guards didnt seem to give a shit

aside from the constant "get that fucking corpse out of here"

excuuse meeee princess for being a necromancer

i just saved your fuckass island

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/well-excuse-me-princess-well-excuuse-me-princess

[sour rivet]

be lucky i do not wipe you off nirn like i did your fellow imperials on the mainland

whirlwind sprints off to the sunset

[left mantle]

I already won, watched the slam gamers crash the fuck out lmao

[marsh cargo]

@quiet abyss HBR is very neat

[timid hollow]

what even is dailymotion

[oblique belfry]

crab time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17IZjvr5c1I

https://tenor.com/view/party-party-hard-party-animal-head-bang-concert-gif-19855932

[green granite]

can I join u

actually idk

idk if all my extra bloats are even compatible lmao

[oblique belfry]

i just have the base modpack

only have alchemynpclite

as extra

[finite abyss]

sup everyone

[proven tundra]

[finite abyss]

currently dealing with a shit storm of drama...dont you hate it when an entire comunity blocks you for just delivering a message for one member?

[green granite]

damn 😔

[finite abyss]

pretty much

[green granite]

abysmality

[oblique belfry]

who the fuck are you fighting

[green granite]

Excavator

[oblique belfry]

wh o?

[finite abyss]

never got into terrarria

[oblique belfry]

wait HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING ??????

[green granite]

[green granite]

idk

the structure is next to my home

I spawn it

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ look at the amount of QoL mods

[green granite]

it's like an activator already in the world you can summon him anytime you want

[oblique belfry]

where are you in progression

[green granite]

like

right after the Cyst

hive mind

[oblique belfry]

you beat brain ? wtf

[green granite]

nah my world corrupt

i forgot the name

[oblique belfry]

we love progression breaking

what the fuck did i just find

[green granite]

I didnt even fight eye

[oblique belfry]

?????????

[green granite]

the what

[oblique belfry]

i became v1

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet be me financial advisor

[green granite]

nice

[sour rivet]

I know nothing of this weapon

[green granite]

worth it

[timber oxide]

It's a medium pen double barrel shotgun

[quiet abyss]

yeah, im making machines and gadgets in modded minecraft

[sour rivet]

You had me at double barrel

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

ITS FUCKIN AWESOME

i tell you first hand

chopping a devastator in half with ONE shot has never been more fun

[timber oxide]

Bought it (I'm now 400SC further away from Halo bond)

[quiet abyss]

and you can super shotgun volley shot too, so you can literally just delete what you want

as long as medium or less

[timber oxide]

I mean technically speaking

It would be a downgrade from my current primary

But SHOTGUN

[green granite]

[timber oxide]

The armor currently in superstore also looks cool but I probably won't be using rock-solid anytime soon

[oblique belfry]

huh

[timid hollow]

am able to move fallout 1 saves from phone to pc

and vice versa

[oblique belfry]

i didnt even look at its hp bar

i was too focused on my character

[timid hollow]

maybe actually gonna play it that way in train tommorow

[oblique belfry]

i fucking love this item

rod on specific place with 12 second cd

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUKw2-cfG-0&list=RDkx98VopsDWw&index=3

[oblique belfry]

but its a lifesaver

[oblique belfry]

listened to this

[green granite]

god damn

[oblique belfry]

a lot infact

[timid hollow]

slaps

[oblique belfry]

because yt kept putting it on my mix

[timid hollow]

yt randomly shuffled it and i was like yo

what this

[oblique belfry]

why is bro trying to sequence break 😭

[oblique belfry]

sometimes it does that

[timber oxide]

I didn't do my bosses in order because I didn't know the order

[oblique belfry]

imma open a mix

and try scrolling down

[timid hollow]

its everything

[oblique belfry]

i did slime / eye first

thats the only progression break i did on this save rn

[timber oxide]

I did Perforators first

[oblique belfry]

based

[green granite]

cuz I can

[oblique belfry]

infernum ?

[green granite]

dump dump

[timber oxide]

No

[oblique belfry]

fair

normal perforators are somewhat decent after few tries

[timber oxide]

I think the last boss I did before WoF was the crab one

[oblique belfry]

their patterns are very recognizable

UNLIKE VANILLA EoC WITH ITS DASH SPAM

[timber oxide]

Well

I just stood under it

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

And let my droid do the talking

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tontaro-1

[timber oxide]

And I focused on the worms

[oblique belfry]

gato

[marsh cargo]

weed

[oblique belfry]

ahh....slavery

my favorite

[timber oxide]

Wi-
I mean, cat

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

[verbal gate]

[oblique belfry]

also

@sour rivet idk why you said it was bad

stealth strike is great

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-long-cat-meowscarada-floragato-tontaro-gif-12759242961815163315

[sour rivet]

You have to stand still for it to charge

[verbal gate]

those are my nephews

[oblique belfry]

not really

it just regens slower

when you move

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/eepy-sleepy-1

[oblique belfry]

and besides

even standing still for 1 sec only

refills it a lot

[timber oxide]

There are no laws against pokemon, batman

[oblique belfry]

NO SLEEP

[cunning bronze]

The new character of GBF

Im in love

[oblique belfry]

ok crab killed

time to turn down music

[green granite]

YES

FUCK YOU BITCH

[oblique belfry]

why is the weapon so big

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skyrim-gif-12158785412394332359

[oblique belfry]

vaporeon is made fo-

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

Nah, vaporeon is just a cool water dog

[oblique belfry]

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vaporeon-pokemon-18

[oblique belfry]

interesting.

decent support weapon

[green granite]

Tungsten enchantment

[oblique belfry]

fargo moment

[green granite]

the hell is this

[green granite]

foolish boy

[oblique belfry]

dafuq

[green granite]

time to Tung tung tung sahur someone

yeh this thing is huge

[oblique belfry]

🥀

why the fuck did they add this

in the recipe

[green granite]

[oblique belfry]

lung cancer

[sour rivet]

we got mfs playing modded terraria

we got mfs playing modded skyrim

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/mewscarada221-gif-14327146213520168378

[sour rivet]

we got mf doing factory

[oblique belfry]

someones playing modded mc

[sour rivet]

death

[oblique belfry]

the bane of being a hoarder

fak of

hm

damn it actually places torches

[timber oxide]

Torch gun
Looks inside
Uses gel for ammo

[oblique belfry]

sends 3 on left click and a bomb that sends 5 on right

[green granite]

NOOO

he is half health 😭

[timber oxide]

Shotgun
Looks inside
Doesn't shoot guns

[oblique belfry]

eu

[timber oxide]

Ok, concept (that someone already made)
A shotgun that fires smaller guns that fire bullets

[oblique belfry]

tediore ?

[timber oxide]

Didn't they do something else

[oblique belfry]

i feel like they did

idk

[timber oxide]

What were the weapon gimmicks

[oblique belfry]

smth they can do

[timber oxide]

Jakobs was retarded

Dahl was CoD

[sour rivet]

jakobs slander

[timber oxide]

Torgue was cool

LET'S MAKE EVERYTHING A REVOLVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'M HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY

EXPLOSIONS?!?!?!?!?

DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA AREN'T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW? THAT'S BULLSH*T, BUY TORGUE!

[oblique belfry]

jakobs : crit ricochets to others / high crit damage
dahl : mostly semi - burst fire guns with high accuracy
vladof : FOR MOTHERLAAAAAAND / high rof with high mag capacity
Maliwan : elements with the occasional energy lasers / orbs
torgue: EXPLOOOOOOOOOOSSSIIOOOONNNNSSS
tediore : throw it to see what it does
bandit / cov / scav : piece of shit garbo that occasionally works better then an actual gun
atlas : aimbot cuz skill issue

[timber oxide]

That's not what I actually asked about

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/torgue-explosions

[timber oxide]

Jakobs was revolvers
Dahl was basic guns
Vladof was funny guns
Maliwan was shit guns
Torgue was cool guns
Tediore was guns you throw away
Bandit was slightly less shit than Maliwan guns
Atlas was skill issue guns
Hyperion was more shit than Maliwan guns

[oblique belfry]

jakobs wasnt just revolvers

they had revolver carbines too

i cant believe i forgot about hyperion

[timber oxide]

I do remember that the doom reference shotgun was a jakobs so I guess you're right that they are not all revolvers

[oblique belfry]

im sorry conference call

[sour rivet]

hyperion superiority

[oblique belfry]

and butcher

i failed you

[sour rivet]

we will not forgive

[timber oxide]

I think I was mostly using

Dahl and Torgue guns in BL3

I did like to use Jakobs sniper rifles too

[oblique belfry]

mmmmmmmmmm

butcher

[oblique belfry]

jakobs sniper rifles were so satisfying to use

[timber oxide]

Ok, so here's a plan for tonight

I'm gonna take a shower, get annoyed by bugs (literal) in helldivers and after that I will draw my weed cat doing sus things

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

[marsh cargo]

CC 2.0

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/worried-scared-4

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna steal that clip

And make a quick edit

[oblique belfry]

uh oh

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

It calls for a thomas the tank engine theme

[oblique belfry]

this stupid app and its stupid limits

[timber oxide]

Bass boosted

So I'm gonna put making a shitpost between losing my mind in HD2 and losing my sanity in krita

[oblique belfry]

literally moved 1 inch

i think i touched a pebble that gives you instant death

[timber oxide]

In Endfield you sometimes die because you touched grass

Or water

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

And I don't mean you drowned

You touched water

[oblique belfry]

i was jailed

[timber oxide]

I mean

Some spots that have instant death zones

Aren't even out of bounds

You can just walk there

[sour rivet]

why is it so quiet

[timber oxide]

What were they thinking

[green granite]

wth

[oblique belfry]

i lowered ingame sound to hear my friend

because holy shit

they talk a lot more then bl2 in that game

[copper vapor]

testing windrose

[oblique belfry]

also no gravity

[copper vapor]

it has the same system as valheim where you need to consume food to increase your max hp and stats

[oblique belfry]

so sound is muffled a bit

[timber oxide]

Doge do you happen to know what's the S rank requirement for time on 8-1

[oblique belfry]

no

brother i took 15 mins

in that level

[timber oxide]

Because 8:23 ain't it

[timber oxide]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[oblique belfry]

not even 15 wtf

almost 20 mins

[sour rivet]

below 8

[oblique belfry]

he got B

it cant be 8

[timber oxide]

It's A in time

[timber oxide]

So below 8 might be a thing

[oblique belfry]

oh nvm

[timber oxide]

But I only got 8:23 by skipping half of the level

[oblique belfry]

wiki looker

smh

[sour rivet]

you spread misinformation about him getting b

[oblique belfry]

explode

[timber oxide]

And Doge

[sour rivet]

anyway this is 8-3

[timber oxide]

I still got lost on 8-2 on my 2nd run

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

So annoying

I got counter strike source

[oblique belfry]

i am fucking WASHED

DEAD even

[timber oxide]

And I still didn't do 8-3 at all

And I honestly don't feel like it

I swear to god if I see another fat fuck with shield I will fucking throw my computer out the window

[oblique belfry]

just knuckleblast bro

[sour rivet]

knuckleblast

[timber oxide]

I only use parry arm

I don't even use the grapple

[sour rivet]

jee no wonder why you're hating this level

you arent using YOUR FUCKING ARMS

[timber oxide]

And I don't use the parry arm to parry

I use it to launch explosive shotgun shots

[sour rivet]

which is parrying

[oblique belfry]

no

[timber oxide]

I parry myself

Sure

[oblique belfry]

P R O J E C T I L E B O O S T

[timber oxide]

I also found out that I can have multiple chainsaws out with the sawed-on shotgun

It just gets very tricky to time them correctly

[oblique belfry]

i dont like most of the red variants of guns ngl

cept for sharpshooter

my beloved

[timber oxide]

Red revolver my beloved

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

I don't use the coin revolver as well btw

I think I should mention that

[oblique belfry]

pistol so great that it lets you fly if you have more then 2 of em

[timber oxide]

When I was doing 8-1 again

I fucking

Instakilled a providence

With the red revolver

[oblique belfry]

ye they are pretty weak

[blazing maple]

this was worth the wait

[oblique belfry]

i just launched a cannonball in their face and they just instadied

[timber oxide]

I do like how they leave a free health refill

[copper vapor]

is that a mihoyo character in fortnite lol

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

thasrite

[timber oxide]

It's very fucking useful

[blazing maple]

Kafka and Blade got added

[oblique belfry]

the only fucking time cellshading doesn't look god awful

because it fits

[blazing maple]

It's cause Mihoyo let them just straight port the models from their game 1-1

[timber oxide]

Wait

What was the cross promotion thing

How much do I have to pay mihoyo to not pay epic

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

time to never actually play a game with them

[oblique belfry]

why tf is mark beating the fuck out of fat teto

[timber oxide]

Because she deserves it

[zealous depot]

Because it's teto

[proven tundra]

Teto is the only creature that can resist

[oblique belfry]

hmmm

true.

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

Now I must go watch the new Baki season

Because I just remembered it's up

[sour rivet]

why are you so fucking gae

[oblique belfry]

okay birb

open fortnite right now

[sour rivet]

these are questions we cannot answer

[sour rivet]

why

[oblique belfry]

?

[zealous depot]

Because doge said so

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

i cant stop laughing

[sour rivet]

its not negativity if i am correct

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/DeadbyDaylight/status/2027126713050595426

Dead by Daylight (@DeadbyDaylight)

You're not gonna want to miss this next vote 👁️
We're giving you a preview of the final concepts you'll vote on for the Grimoire tomorrow starting at 12PM ET! You'll also get to decide the names for the Chapter, the Killer, and the Survivor. Which one will it be?

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 26, 2026, 9:00 PM

[oblique belfry]

i couldn't breathe for few seconds

bro really said why

[sour rivet]

i open it up

what then

not like we're playing

[oblique belfry]

WHAT DO YOU EXPEEECT

that im gonna tell you to just look at the lobby screen ?

[sour rivet]

yes

[oblique belfry]

no ?

@timber oxide cancel your plans

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

wait the fuck

since when

[zealous depot]

Oh you didn't know

[oblique belfry]

no

[timber oxide]

For what?

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

nut

at fortnight

[zealous depot]

Forkinife

[timber oxide]

I can nut without fortnite

[oblique belfry]

i need to cleanse birb's negativity

hop on

[timber oxide]

And I want to see my gato do stuff

[zealous depot]

'Cleanse negativity'

'Lets play fortnite.'

Bro thats not how that works

[oblique belfry]

how about you mod fortnite to play as the gato

-# can you even do that

[timber oxide]

No cause I don't want to see her die due to my incompetence

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sprigatito-pokemon-9

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[timber oxide]

I can change my plans but

[zealous depot]

[timber oxide]

I'm taking a shower and then I heat up some pancakes

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/Mlickles/status/2027139766571966613

Mlick (@Mlickles)

this is one of the funniest things hoyoverse has ever attached their name to

QRT: Mlickles
yall not dialed in like me

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 26, 2026, 9:52 PM

[timber oxide]

And only after that I go (fort)nut

[oblique belfry]

how long would that take

estimation ?

[timber oxide]

20 minutes?

Maybe less?

[oblique belfry]

hm

in that case i make samwich as well

[blazing maple]

1 hour til req

oooooboy

[oblique belfry]

sam

im sorry to say this but we might fortnut

[timber oxide]

That's an opportunity to test my new usb cable

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

you can't do this to me

I took a nap to wake up no

to have time to install drivers

and get ready

I told my family I was gonna be busy

and now i'm gonna be busy playing fortnite

[oblique belfry]

but this is our shot at cleansing birb's negativity

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/james-sunderland-silent-hill-2-remake-james-sunderland-silent-hill-gif-14185771730396937340

I blame Birb

A curse of a thousand years

a plague on his homeland

snakes in his fields

[oblique belfry]

now or thousand more negativities awaits us

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-2-remake-james-sunderland-sigh-tired-gif-7332666155119740368

[oblique belfry]

think of the brightside

kafka and blade

in fortnite

[pallid raft]

fortnite versus requiem

[copper vapor]

kefka? 👀

[pallid raft]

and you choose fortnite

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-godzilla-vs-king-ghidorah-godzillasaurus-being-attacked-roar-gif-24189642

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-2-sad-cry-james-sunderland-gif-5995293816182195852

me in the battlebus

[oblique belfry]

unfortunate timing

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

but on a serious note

[blazing maple]

That's right! Franz Kafka

[oblique belfry]

depends on pyrson / birb too

we dont have to just go asap just because im meming about it rn

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ff-seven-final-fantasies-3

[sour rivet]

we are not playing fortnite today

[oblique belfry]

?

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/reload-shotgun-dale-gribble-rusty-shackleford-king-of-the-hill-gif-1605028683175638604

[oblique belfry]

and why is that

[sour rivet]

its always me

how about you blame some bitches

[sour rivet]

because i said so

[pallid raft]

poor bitches

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

bro loves being negative smh

[blazing maple]

well I'ma B Positive!

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/undertaker-undertaker-wwe-undertaker-wwf-gif-21895573

[sour rivet]

you are an enemy to christ

[oblique belfry]

im AB positive

hi my name is doge

[pallid raft]

sam after finding out fortnite instead of requiem

[oblique belfry]

how are you

guh

[sour rivet]

maybe if you guys didnt constantly call me negative after one comment then i would be less negative

[oblique belfry]

but you are though

[sour rivet]

read the above.

[oblique belfry]

no

[sour rivet]

kill yourself

[oblique belfry]

welp

he said it

not me

[blazing maple]

he said it

[pallid raft]

what did you say to be negative birbo

[oblique belfry]

cya guys ig

fortnut 2 never

[blazing maple]

don't worry doge

I'll take care of you

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HAXgLTHXkAARUcn.mp4

[oblique belfry]

GRK

[pallid raft]

poor mjf

[oblique belfry]

A

[blazing maple]

Rip Doge

[sour rivet]

i never even said i WANTED to play the game today

and yet

here yall mfs tryna plan it

"plan"

[pallid raft]

at work theres this granny that always comes in with an AEW hoodie, the same one and she told me for her 80th birthday she wants to see MJF vs Will Osprey before she dies

[oblique belfry]

im gonna point out that this is the 3rd time you rejected fortnite now

[sour rivet]

no its not

[oblique belfry]

just fyi

[pallid raft]

its nice to talk to an old lady about wrestling, no one else knows anythin

[sour rivet]

name the first 2 times

[oblique belfry]

2nd or 3rd

when we were planning with pyrson / sam in gc you said not today

and now this

[sour rivet]

yes

[oblique belfry]

2 times not 3 my bad

[sour rivet]

thats 2

you cannot count

[oblique belfry]

im soryr

[sour rivet]

fucking

VALVE

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/RunaDoodles/status/2027176519303680250

I'm Runa (@RunaDoodles)

#HSRxFortnite

X · Feb 27, 2026, 12:18 AM

[sour rivet]

EMPLOYE

[oblique belfry]

anyways point still stands

this is the 2nd time you say no

3rd time ill shank ya

[sour rivet]

because you keep bringing it up out of nowhere

[oblique belfry]

well then you tell us if you want to play it then

i keep bringing it up

cuz we want to do it

so i ask

[sour rivet]

last time we "scheduled" no one said anything

[oblique belfry]

if y'all are ok with it

[sour rivet]

you said a day

we reached the day

no one said anything

[oblique belfry]

oh that day

[blazing maple]

Okay gang let me be the beacon of peace

[oblique belfry]

iirc me and pyrson said we were dead tired

[blazing maple]

If we're gonna play you need to give 24 hours leeway

[sour rivet]

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

[blazing maple]

:(((((

[sour rivet]

DOWN WITH PEACE

[blazing maple]

I'm leaving and never coming back!

[sour rivet]

WAR

[oblique belfry]

but i cant predict the future

[oblique belfry]

last time i said "tmrw" my friend group did an all nighter

[sour rivet]

so nothing changes

[oblique belfry]

so we played till 6 am

i was dead tired

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/v0dch4n/status/2027154477514363051

isa 🦇 (@v0dch4n)

bro get in WE'RE GONNA MISS THE BATTLE BUS

X · Feb 26, 2026, 10:51 PM

[timid hollow]

two achievements missing

:0

[green granite]

YASSHHHHH

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/ULTRAKILLMedia/status/2027099664080601497?s=20

Media With ULTRAKILL Music 🇸🇩🇵🇸🇨🇩 (@ULTRAKILLMedia)

https://t.co/Eq0CoZ2Juz

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 26, 2026, 7:13 PM

[oblique belfry]

just saw a guy complaining about jackhammer nerf in ultrakill

for 21 minutes

straight

[sour rivet]

also that was a different day

[oblique belfry]

holy shit get a life

[sour rivet]

you scheduled after that

[oblique belfry]

wait when

[sour rivet]

after friend group

and NO ONE
SAID
ANYTHING

[timber oxide]

Ass showered, pancakes heated

[oblique belfry]

i assumed since noone wrote they were busy
Pyrson with his drawings
and sam not being in that conco entirely

[oblique belfry]

rest up

apparently we are not doing fortnut today

[marsh cargo]

pizzars

[timber oxide]

Well then

Back to plan A

[oblique belfry]

yuh

[timid hollow]

conco

sam is not in the conco

[timber oxide]

Plan A, except this time with extra pancakes

[oblique belfry]

dont just expect me to be the leader man i try to be okay with every time period

[timber oxide]

Leader? You?

[timid hollow]

its crazy that two unemployed cant find the time

[sour rivet]

yeah and im tired of being the person in a friend group trying to get people together

[oblique belfry]

timezone moment

its 5 am for me

[timid hollow]

timezone?

[oblique belfry]

but its 9-10 pm for him

[timid hollow]

fucking timezone?

you guys are always online parallel what does the fucking clock matter

im right between you and im online

timezone my ass

[oblique belfry]

sam too

if its just 3 of us we can game

[blazing maple]

hello I've been mentioned!

[timid hollow]

see

[sour rivet]

sam is narcoleptic and refuses to be normal

[oblique belfry]

sam's timezone is a bit wonky

[timid hollow]

timezone

[oblique belfry]

opposite country

[timid hollow]

more like execusezone

[timber oxide]

Guess Fortnite Experience 2 never cause Birb doesn't want to

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

ah you got me!

[sour rivet]

you are the one that ends it

[blazing maple]

it's joever

[timid hollow]

justified

[sour rivet]

oh finally the cow is back

[timber oxide]

Ok, Plan C

Fortnite Experience 2 but with only Doge and Sam

[sour rivet]

boring ahh bit

making it hard to ping

[timid hollow]

we all play guild wars 2 together

[oblique belfry]

👀

but where is the funi

[timid hollow]

ah man couldve worked

[oblique belfry]

all i got is tryhard skills

[timber oxide]

And I mean, only with Doge and Sam

I'm not there

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

[oblique belfry]

wait

then who is the recorder

[timber oxide]

Then who was phone

[oblique belfry]

you damn well know i cant record shit with this kaput i got

[sour rivet]

this breaks the thing sam said to me

[timid hollow]

i can record shit

i mean its 1080 60 fps but i can record shit so you can too

[timber oxide]

I don't know what sam said to you cause she said it to you, not to me

[oblique belfry]

im fine with 30-60 second clips

[sour rivet]

somth somth either all of us or not at all

anytime i asked her to play

[oblique belfry]

but im 100% sure this pc cannot handle 2 hours of both fortnite and recording session

trust me i tried it with borderlands 3 and twitch streaming

it was NOT fun

[timid hollow]

well streaming and recording kinda different

he has to encode on the fly

[oblique belfry]

still similar results in this case

[timid hollow]

but whatever i aint gonna watch it anyway

[oblique belfry]

hell even leaving obs open in the background sometimes fucks up with my performance

not a lot

[timber oxide]

Anyways I have some time scheduled for recording tomorrow night so I can swap it for fortnut if you'll be up for it

[oblique belfry]

but when it happens it happens heavily

[timid hollow]

if i wanna see 4 tards playing fortnite i go watch my brother

[oblique belfry]

👀

recordin what

[timber oxide]

Something about money and packing it into bags in a very legal manner

[oblique belfry]

reschedule 3

hell yea

[timber oxide]

At this point I regret not recording all our reschedules

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple can you reconfirm this my memories are fading

[timber oxide]

This would be a banger 5m video

[timid hollow]

oh isnt it out sam

[sour rivet]

its not

[timid hollow]

the evil in the residence nein

it isnt

hm

[timber oxide]

Oh wait

[sour rivet]

its out on ps4 in australia

[timber oxide]

I just realized something

[sour rivet]

PS4?!

PLAYSTATION IN GENERAL

[oblique belfry]

ye i remember you saying either all of us or not at all

when pyrson or me said lets do trio

[timber oxide]

Like, sure I will be available for recording, but Sam will probably want to play RE9

[oblique belfry]

which i agree too

we need sam too

[timid hollow]

birb is that guy i hate in my friend group

[timber oxide]

Hey

Birb is cool

[oblique belfry]

yeah

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-sad-cry-upset-gif-17844592968796067655

[timid hollow]

lets not play without gex guys we play with him (i dont wanna play the game and thought i could slip out)

[oblique belfry]

you literally almost cut him out of recording session

[timber oxide]

SARCASM

[oblique belfry]

I KNOW

sh

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna draw my gato stepping on a doge

[timid hollow]

i miss the times our smiles were genuine

[oblique belfry]

.........wou-

🛌

[blazing maple]

no get back here

[timber oxide]

Huh

[blazing maple]

answer

[sour rivet]

how about you answer my thing

[blazing maple]

hmn?

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

oh that

[oblique belfry]

oh

[timid hollow]

i was in vault 15 and it was a scam

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

yeah I said I don't wanna play duos with you I'd rather play with everyone at once

[timid hollow]

im now in junktown

[timber oxide]

Also wtf do you mean RE9 on PS4

[timid hollow]

junktowning

[sour rivet]

because you hate me

[oblique belfry]

wait what

[blazing maple]

stop saying that

[oblique belfry]

re9 is gonna release on ps4 too ?

[sour rivet]

youhatemeyouhatemeyouhateme

[blazing maple]

real talk

stop saying that

[timid hollow]

fortnite aint entertaining enough to play it with only you

i know that feeling

[timber oxide]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[blazing maple]

I'm allowed to have prefrences with hangout time

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck are y'all talking about

[timid hollow]

i cant play cs when its only one other friend

[oblique belfry]

i duo'd with birb

i had fun

[timid hollow]

its not about bird

[sour rivet]

and here you go acting like i dont fucking know this

[blazing maple]

It's about da mets

[timid hollow]

its about the game

[sour rivet]

how about you stop sayign that

[timber oxide]

STOP FIGHTING

[blazing maple]

I'm not even fighting

good lord

[timid hollow]

for me its just that some games are so ass that i cant just enjoy them when the group isnt there

suffering trough it with one friend aint fun enough

[sour rivet]

fuckin apparently all the other times we duo werent fun enough for her it seems

[blazing maple]

I just had a change in heart

[timid hollow]

birb the crazy ex making a scene

[sour rivet]

no

you didnt

[blazing maple]

oh okay

[timid hollow]

sam protect your house

[blazing maple]

I don't have a house

lost it in the war

[timid hollow]

you will fight to see your children!

[sour rivet]

you have a change all the time

[blazing maple]

don't got children

[sour rivet]

you are inconsistent

[blazing maple]

sure am

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/tontaro-gif-7789264111722599073

[timid hollow]

i mean yeah did you feel your leg

does it feel like a stone

[timber oxide]

Guys look at the cat

[timid hollow]

no its wobbly

duh

[sour rivet]

and you keep adding more shit when there are things we were in the middle of

[oblique belfry]

duoing with people can be fun

[sour rivet]

and i f9ind that rude

[oblique belfry]

for example this is that time me and sam were duoing

[oblique belfry]

why you got a lot of gato gifs

[timber oxide]

I just search them up

[timid hollow]

god forbid homegirl wants to play some games

smh

[timber oxide]

I still have tenor

[oblique belfry]

dude nobody is blaming sam for that

[sour rivet]

and god forbid i get upset for her not wanting to finish shit WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-heck-whoop-the-middle-gif-8291618515605982026

you know

the middle

[oblique belfry]

eso ?

[timid hollow]

god im so funny

[sour rivet]

no

[timid hollow]

when do we make counter strike experience

[oblique belfry]

welp im on fortnite clip folder again

[timid hollow]

(third wheeling real hard rn)

[oblique belfry]

you know what that means

[timber oxide]

I don't want to play counter strike

[timid hollow]

me neither

[oblique belfry]

yeah thats only me playin rn

and only on wednesdays

[timid hollow]

at least we talked about it lmao

[sour rivet]

v rising
abiotic factor
a lot of streamed gamese (not all that upset for those tbh)
barotrauma

[timid hollow]

i would say lol experience but pyson seems to be normal and functioning so nah

[sour rivet]

i will never see the light of day with these games

[oblique belfry]

barotrauma is a coop game ?

[sour rivet]

yes

[timber oxide]

Normal and functioning?

[oblique belfry]

huh

never knew

[timid hollow]

apparently

[oblique belfry]

-# psst he played it long ago

[timid hollow]

apparently

[timber oxide]

Yeah I'm an ex lol and ex cs player and I'm not going back to either

[timid hollow]

straftat 2v2s when

[oblique belfry]

please dont

[sour rivet]

and im just so tired of it

if she wants to stop playing it? im fine

BUT

TEL;L

ME

PLEASE

[timid hollow]

okay

[sour rivet]

JUST FUCKING TELL ME

[timid hollow]

the only logical solution

we all play bo2 gungame lobby

[blazing maple]

make a lsit of games and I'll reject 'em all rn to give you peace of mind

[timid hollow]

mw2 if you wanna make me happy

[sour rivet]

IT IS NOT THAT HARD SAM

[blazing maple]

what do we have "ongoing rn"

hit me

[sour rivet]

we have nothing

[oblique belfry]

birb coming from a guy who took whole ass year to finish borderlands 2 with his lazy ass friend who refused to play the game

i can relate

[timid hollow]

heyhey not comparable i guess

you knew the game before so no real urgency

[sour rivet]

i already hit you with the games

[oblique belfry]

but dont complain about it

get used to it

[sour rivet]

seemingly you ignored

[oblique belfry]

instead

[sour rivet]

no

[oblique belfry]

that too

[sour rivet]

im not going to get used to it

[blazing maple]

we're not doing anything rn

[timber oxide]

Coming from a guy that has friends with worse daily schedules than me, I'm just happy when they have ANY time to play games or hang out

[blazing maple]

I've already said no to multiple things

[oblique belfry]

dude i get like 3 hours max with friend group rn

[sour rivet]

i just fucking said taht

[timid hollow]

coming from a unemployed guy, just hmu

[oblique belfry]

because they come online in 9 pm and leave at 12 am

[sour rivet]

you arent seeing the main issue sam

[timid hollow]

i dont see any issue here

[sour rivet]

after i literally pointed it out

[timid hollow]

only pussies

[timber oxide]

Like you have no idea how much fun I'm having playing Factorio with a friend who only has a few hours per day of free time

[timid hollow]

and now get on bf heroes

[timber oxide]

I'm not even that much of a factorio guy

[timid hollow]

far cry new dawn for 3 hours every two weeks is pretty fun with my one friend

[oblique belfry]

i dont have a coop game rn (thank fuck) but even im glad for the day if we can play 1 round of league / ow / fort

hell even watching him stream a game

is enough at this point

i keep gaslighting him to continue rdr2

but he just watches anime

instead

[timber oxide]

I only hope that we will send a rocket into space because I can't really expect us to complete the whole game

[timid hollow]

so basically

no cs?

[timber oxide]

NO

[oblique belfry]

NO

[timid hollow]

HAHAHAHA

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1238615665921884270/1345754588539519059/caption.gif

[blazing maple]

no cs

evil game

[sour rivet]

once again she goes silent mid rtalk

ugh

[oblique belfry]

dude what do you want her to say ?

[timid hollow]

my top laner minute 20

[sour rivet]

ANYTHING

[blazing maple]

Okay sure

[timid hollow]

im the guy who has a reaosn to be bitchy here

because none of you fucks

none

[oblique belfry]

and you are german

[timid hollow]

ASKED ME TO PLAY RISK OF RAIN 2

[timber oxide]

FUCK OFF

[timid hollow]

THAT HURT!

[oblique belfry]

FAK OF

[timber oxide]

GOOD

DIE

[sour rivet]

enough with the maybes or idks when i ask when we are going to play x or x again
you know the answer and yet you refused to say it

[oblique belfry]

EVEN I DONT PLAY ROR2 RN

i dont even have the new dlcs bought lmao

[timid hollow]

when you guys did nobody asked me

because oyu guys hate me

[oblique belfry]

we didnt

[timid hollow]

and thats okay

[oblique belfry]

others did

[timid hollow]

man like i could remember i just wanted to have a moment

game boring af after 200h

[oblique belfry]

making an eu account just to int your game

[timid hollow]

you would be still more consistent than me or my mates but ye

[oblique belfry]

this is the 2nd time someone praised me that way

1st was sturm

[timid hollow]

its not hard being more consistent than brainrotted fucktard players who dont even know matchups because they only otp against the 5 same meta champs

dont wanna talk about lol

feel how blood pressure goes up

[oblique belfry]

i otp frög too

but at least i know how to play against matchups with it

[timber oxide]

I'll be honest I kinda lost the will to do anything at all because of all that birb/sam tension we have in the background

[timid hollow]

sorry for interrupting you sam, what did you want to say

[oblique belfry]

cancer champ ? super safe until kidnap possibility
weak champ ? D E M O L I S H

[timid hollow]

because i swear to god if you typed so much to say nothing im gonna implode

[oblique belfry]

i was supposed to go and make a samwich

but now im sitting here

starving

[timber oxide]

I ate my pancakes

[oblique belfry]

gonna hit you with the "ok."

[timber oxide]

Also I will say one extra thing

Thank fuck no fortnite today

[oblique belfry]

or even 👍

[timber oxide]

I forgot my password again

[oblique belfry]

how

[timber oxide]

I dunno

I only log in every 2 weeks or so?