#╟❓general-offtopic

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upbeat verge
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prime not fishing

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instead playing arc

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curious

left mantle
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I mean there's a couple where he is

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I remember sometime in new 52 he flooded gotham

opal star
upbeat verge
left mantle
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You seem to be underestimating a flood in a city.

upbeat verge
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yes thats the joke

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I know a flood is serious

sour rivet
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you fuck

upbeat verge
sour rivet
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no

left mantle
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He also beat the flash and had to be deus ex machina'd into a loss.

blazing maple
sour rivet
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within the numidium

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i have lots of questions i am WAY to tired to think about

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good quest mod

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usual VICN goodies

blazing maple
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wow you met the hero of kvatch

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what an honour

sour rivet
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and the underking

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fought him twice

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also accidentally got the bad ending

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but its ok cuz i was forced to load a previous save thumbsUp2x

verbal lodge
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god i love this difficulty

restive bear
verbal gate
left mantle
restive bear
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Gotta honk to let them know I'm comin

chrome zodiac
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My new joystick arrives tomorrow

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Time to edit Ace Combat's input.ini file so it actually works

real aspen
chrome zodiac
restive bear
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Keyboard and mouse

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I play AC7 with kbm too

real aspen
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Keybird and moose

chrome zodiac
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Why when I have this really cool joystick?

nocturne aurora
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have one freind who plays Trainsim with an real driver's console out of an decomissioned train

nocturne aurora
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iirc only the base console is like 3-4k €

little depot
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Only

nocturne aurora
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you dont have the PZB and the Monitors or speedometer and other instruments for the driving service

restive bear
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I could buy 100 keyboards and mice with that money

nocturne aurora
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and the dude didnt account that every Train Series is different with the console especaly if its DE,DH or E Train

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but i play DCS with VR and an joystick

little depot
real aspen
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I could buy an azu with that kind of money

flat violet
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No one will get this

proven tundra
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Good morning chatters

proven tundra
chrome zodiac
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Back

raven geyser
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Hi Back Im Menace

pallid sapphire
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Holy shit

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WHY

restive bear
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Cuz am too poor to afford a joystick or controller

pallid sapphire
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20 bucks

restive bear
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$20 is

pallid sapphire
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Get the oceangate one

restive bear
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$20 is 1,151 php for my country

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You can earn $20 and say it's easy, but imagine earning 1.5k here

chrome zodiac
chrome zodiac
restive bear
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Also I beat Project Wingman with KBM anyway so it's not like I'm weak to AC7 with KBM

frail leafBOT
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💱 1.151 PHP (Philippine Peso) :flag_ph: is equal to 0.02 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

pallid sapphire
chrome zodiac
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A THOUSAND YOU SAY?

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A THOUSAND?

pallid sapphire
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I dont even wake up for 21€ the hour pay

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Im rich man

restive bear
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Is that 1.151 and not 1,151?

pallid sapphire
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Yes

chrome zodiac
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Oh

frail leafBOT
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💱 1.151 PHP (Philippine Peso) :flag_ph: is equal to 0.02 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

chrome zodiac
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In germany, , and . in currency are switched

pallid sapphire
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Thats with ,

restive bear
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Why period and not comma tho

pallid sapphire
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So yeah your currency is fucked

restive bear
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Yeah

pallid sapphire
restive bear
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3rd world country hooray

chrome zodiac
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Gwuhh I want
Snuggls

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Must acquire

pallid sapphire
chrome zodiac
restive bear
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I will finish AC7 with KBM because I can't afford shit salute

chrome zodiac
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Ahem

pallid sapphire
chrome zodiac
restive bear
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Just watch me eat shit and die

pallid sapphire
chrome zodiac
restive bear
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Tbh not worth the effort man

chrome zodiac
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I accept payment in snuggles

frail leafBOT
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💱 20 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu: is equal to 1,355.59 PHP (Philippine Peso) :flag_ph:

verbal gate
chrome zodiac
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Or bosnian dogtags

restive bear
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But not like I'm an unc so I could just buy a controller WHEN I have a stable financial income in the future (assuming the clankers don't fucking takeover everything)

restive bear
verbal gate
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I recommend getting something like the Gcash card, only costs like sub 500 and is treated as a Visa if I remember correctly

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yeah it costs like 250

restive bear
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Tbf I want to use gcash but they really just want to take your face for it hellonewstalker3

verbal gate
chrome zodiac
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This one's deathly allergic to payment methods

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oOoOoOh ViIiIsAaA

oak magnet
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insane shit ive just read

verbal gate
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just dont buy crypto in it since I heard they like to have "maintenance issues" during highs or someshit

oak magnet
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a dude drove 2.3k kilometres on a single 66l tank of diesel

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how

chrome zodiac
oak magnet
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actually fucking despise it

chrome zodiac
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Have a not dogshit car

oak magnet
chrome zodiac
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:3

oak magnet
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somehow this TDI was fucking good at its job

chrome zodiac
oak magnet
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compared to the other ones VW makes

restive bear
oak magnet
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doesnt make sense to me how this specific TDI was that good

oak magnet
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fucking german owned czech cars

chrome zodiac
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I fueled it with crack cocaine thank me later

proven tundra
verbal gate
oak magnet
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and it will work

verbal gate
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altimas and camry are exclusively driven by crack and meth

chrome zodiac
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Gwuhhh

oak magnet
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i still hate nissan

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for creating the juke and qashqai

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the biggest pricks on the road are crosshatch drivers

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like, estate cars exist if you want something that isnt a travesty

verbal gate
# oak magnet i still hate nissan

family friends went on vacation with us using their suzuki spresso, it had been looked over before trip happens, after trip it started dying on em lmao

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like every week we hear theres problems with it

oak magnet
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i fucking hate nissan for this

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even fucking subaru make those fuckshit cars

verbal gate
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I dont think so no

snow tree
proven tundra
snow tree
proven tundra
snow tree
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PU_PepeRatR 🤝 PU_PepeRatL

proven tundra
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Pepe rats kek

snow tree
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You know it

upbeat verge
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@oak magnet

chrome ginkgo
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My brain was STRUGGLING

snow tree
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Why try to guess word on third, just go for more new letters

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smh my head

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Rookie wordlers

verbal gate
raven geyser
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On hard you gotta keep letters you found

last fern
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(native english speaker btw)

oak magnet
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wassup

pallid sapphire
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Nothin

proven tundra
thick plover
last fern
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5 on the AP English Lang exam tho and I got that sophistication point by referencing the Moscow theater hostage situation where Spetznas gassed civilians because yeah

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Still my proudest achievement to this day and it was nearly a decade ago. Fuck Mrs.Wells I took that exam out of spite

upbeat verge
oak magnet
upbeat verge
oak magnet
upbeat verge
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its aight

oak magnet
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im driving out to nature today, weather is great

upbeat verge
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ggs man

chrome zodiac
chrome zodiac
chrome ginkgo
chrome ginkgo
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replaces the hacking minigame with wordle

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with 4-7 letter words

chrome zodiac
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Nice :3

chrome ginkgo
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and attempts based on a mix of your science vs the hacking difficulty

chrome zodiac
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That sounds cool ngl

chrome ginkgo
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with a very hard hack possibly being 3 attempts on a 4 letter word

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Which is unsurprisingly quite hard

chrome zodiac
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Yup

oak magnet
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gonna be with a friend enjoying tha weather

chrome zodiac
oak magnet
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or if anything just me driving around places

verbal gate
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Ive been stuck on this motherfucker just going around and around, bitch you don't even use your AAM, stop looping and retreat

verbal gate
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I keep pressing retreat, his ass leaves the screen, I try to move but his ass drags me back to the battle screen

snow tree
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Shoot him?

verbal gate
arctic flicker
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clear missiles with his face

proven tundra
cunning reef
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Another day off means staying in bed till 9am

opal star
proven tundra
arctic flicker
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Never found the survivor augment this expedition, sadge

snow tree
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Some poor lads gon Primed KekSkew

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From the energy cells I assume it was harvester

chrome zodiac
arctic flicker
brittle karma
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fucks sake, 3 more notes for this pos

arctic flicker
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Hmm, supposed next season trial reward, looks pretty good

opal star
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10 bobcats and 20 vulcanos so far.

cunning reef
opal star
timid hollow
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VERÄNDERT SICH

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monte man yeeeees

chrome zodiac
chrome zodiac
cunning reef
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project silverfish time

timid hollow
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monte man yeeeees

chrome zodiac
chrome zodiac
cunning reef
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after my morning dose of metal

cunning reef
snow tree
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And even with spending money for kits I'm making money back kekl

timid hollow
timber oxide
timid hollow
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twoja mama

timber oxide
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Yes that's the same thing

timid hollow
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@celest plank twoja mama fat

verbal gate
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we got another victim

timber oxide
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Send nukes

thick plover
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sir yes sir

arctic flicker
blazing maple
untold spear
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maybe i should finally play coom eternal?

pallid raft
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i just looked out the window and saw a cat floppin on the road and doin rolls

pallid raft
untold spear
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100 gb though

copper vapor
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@flat violet paid my debt in the same day the quest started

arctic flicker
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Done everything I can for arc, time to slumber another week for reset

frail leafBOT
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🎲 3

-# 1d5

proven tundra
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Riverside is fine

cunning reef
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leave it up to my grandmother to think that putting a bagel in the toaster oven for 20 minutes at max is the best way of going about toasting it

proven tundra
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dental floss sprite isn't quite ready I guess

arctic flicker
uneven sapphire
proven tundra
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I'm bald

arctic flicker
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does vanilla allow you to make threads, haven't played the crafting updates yet

proven tundra
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I have not tried to make any threads

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FIRST HOUSE has an alarm kek

halcyon cape
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hello again off topic

pallid raft
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GUJASUFGH AHRD

copper vapor
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it sure isn't doom eternal

zealous depot
oblique belfry
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@uneven sapphire this thing is nuts

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on scourge

flat violet
flat violet
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He's James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2 main protagonist

copper vapor
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but I saved a guy on the beach and he gave me a piece of paper that clears my debt without having to pay 150 silver thumbsUp2x

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now I'm gonna go to a scary cave because a nicely dressed lady named Helen told me to

flat violet
nocturne salmon
copper vapor
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it's also funny that I looted everything I saw in Cierzo and selling all that shit gave me enough silver to pay the debt

nocturne salmon
copper vapor
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but I got it cleared for free so... stonks

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now I'm just worried about what to do with the shit NPCs won't buy from me

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I think I'll just drop them on the ground lmao

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like spare torches, bedrolls and basic weapons like a quarterstaff I found

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I can't even disassemble them

frail leafBOT
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🎲 3

-# 1d5

proven tundra
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Riverside again

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noice

halcyon cape
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I got pinged by a rust bucket

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Fuck brainfart

arctic flicker
# nocturne salmon

I see you've upgraded from crackden that gets assaulted to having an anomaly lab

nocturne salmon
proven tundra
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started at the bar this time

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found a dufflebag immediately

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nice

oblique belfry
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plays rogue
looks at a rogue progression guide

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arctic flicker
proven tundra
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I ate all the bar preztzels and peanuts

chrome ginkgo
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After 130 hours

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My character is done

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Finished damn near everything to do in the Capitol Wasteland

nocturne salmon
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chimeras are not leaving and ghouls getting hungry DoakesOhShit

chrome ginkgo
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Promptly realized JIP C&C broke and I can't use it to order companions

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So I went to New Vegas and was like "okay time to restart and start in New Vegas this time"

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Sure enough test char was able to hit C and get the notif that they had no companions to order so at least I know the script is only broken on that one

proven tundra
arctic flicker
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Probably should play PZ again, take a bar for myself

oblique belfry
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wtf

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you get great buffs for like 15 seconds or so

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its like an ultimate KekSkew

oblique belfry
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from scourge

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as a buff weapon

untold spear
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u guys found anything interesting in the demo fest?

restive bear
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It's all slop

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Gonna go back playing this mid-2000s abandonware game I Found

chrome ginkgo
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I fixed JIP C&C my save is saved

nocturne salmon
chrome ginkgo
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I had to disable JIP C&C and the animation thing for it

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then load my save

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save again

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re-enable them

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Sure enough now it recognizes C as trying to order companions I don't have

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Integrally suppressed AK

restive bear
copper vapor
# chrome ginkgo

if they keep going with the rectangle design it'll turn into the assault rifles in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

untold spear
verbal gate
untold spear
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reb should sue

chrome ginkgo
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One day when we make our first gauss rifle

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The AK will be the weapon that gets the dubious honor of being bastardized as a platform for it

verbal gate
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And the aircraft used will be a retrofitted B-52

restive bear
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AK gauss rifle will basically be the Elysium AK

copper vapor
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at least they had a decent stock

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look at this shit tho lmao

arctic flicker
copper vapor
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I also love the continuity errors

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frame 1

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frame 2

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frame 3

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frame 4 omegakekw

round dawn
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We love gaming on 14 year old TVs

proven tundra
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dang
was hoping to use this farm house but the zombies kinda sorta ruined it

arctic flicker
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Now you gotta murder hundreds of trees to up your carpentry

proven tundra
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The one next door is in better shape

chrome ginkgo
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This is the worst shit ever

proven tundra
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no broken doors or windows

chrome ginkgo
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Now you must all see it

thick plover
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I remember searching for a mod that does this literally 2 and 2/3rds years ago when I first started playing zomboid

arctic flicker
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bullbar my beloved

chrome ginkgo
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FN 6....7

copper vapor
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FN should make an april fools joke announcement of the FN six-seven

chrome ginkgo
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Please no

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The psychic damage

oblique belfry
chrome zodiac
uneven sapphire
oblique belfry
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its peam

brittle karma
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this is going to take a damn while

chrome zodiac
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Man screw blankets I wanna snuggle a human person to death
I am ebil today

copper vapor
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fedorov avtomat but BLOCKY

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and BRI'ISH

zealous depot
chrome zodiac
chrome zodiac
chrome zodiac
copper vapor
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matpats

zealous depot
oblique belfry
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brewer unlocked peepopray

chrome zodiac
blazing maple
verbal gate
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any mechanics here? this doesnt hurt the battery does it?

blazing maple
untold spear
verbal gate
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how do I get back then? its the only one I got

blazing maple
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if you love it set it free

restive bear
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Got tired of kneeling so I put an armchair in front of my nav console

gray kettle
pliant chasm
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maybe egg delivery isn't so evil

slim magnet
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i wasted all my orbiter deco slots in hydrolyst figurines

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because i was a eidolon sweatlord

hexed stag
copper vapor
pliant chasm
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yea it's the collab one with monster hunter stories

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i did all the rey dau eggs which were extra shiny so that might've helped

zealous depot
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Man I need to back to monster hunter

pliant chasm
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goofy ahh fella

copper vapor
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tales of ahh artstyle

zealous depot
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No

zealous depot
proven tundra
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Wait wrong guy

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There we go

proven tundra
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Can he tho?

sour rivet
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yar

slim blaze
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make a hole and vent it

proven tundra
thick plover
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@sour rivet

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nerd

slim blaze
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Assuming they work the same way electronics batteries do, which i doubt

slim blaze
thick plover
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I love deadlock kino

zealous depot
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Kino

thick plover
slim blaze
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I played deadlock before it was cool

thick plover
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games the best to get into right now

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cause theres so many new players

sour rivet
slim blaze
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If i don't get hidden king team i leave

zealous depot
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I still have yet to play an actual match

slim blaze
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Not peak music is valid reason to leave

zealous depot
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Keep doing ai matches

thick plover
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ive yet to reach eternus

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im just 2 rank ups away

sour rivet
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@oblique belfry

thick plover
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too bad I dont think Im getting it though

wet fiber
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whos on the sidorovich files

thick plover
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I wasnt mad during any of these games I was popping off each game with my friend and just losing

oblique belfry
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who the fuck did gabe fuck

sour rivet
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no one

zealous depot
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Your mo-

thick plover
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TIME TO PLAY ANOTHER GAME OF MINA

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WOOOOOOOOO

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GIVE ME THAT RED LOSS

sour rivet
zealous depot
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Bog

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When does the war hammering end

sour rivet
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i think its pretty clear who the sliced out angel is

zealous depot
sour rivet
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brother.

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what angel
would everyone despise

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due to their actions

oblique belfry
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who ?

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oh

sour rivet
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SAMAEL

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LUCIFIER

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THE DEVIL

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S I R E.

oblique belfry
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why the fuck are you yelling

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i didnt know

copper vapor
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lucy

proven tundra
sour rivet
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IM TURNING YOU INTO THIS DOGE

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C'MERE

proven tundra
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What the fuck

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Lol

copper vapor
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also inb4 it's not lucy

sour rivet
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cant even speak in caps without some weirdo saying you're yelling

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1984

oblique belfry
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but you are

copper vapor
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see

left mantle
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Full caps does denote yelling more often than not.

sour rivet
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denote deez nuts

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goteem

pliant chasm
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tiny rath

left mantle
sour rivet
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oh thank god im missing my scorching burns

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they hurt

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:D

left mantle
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Its okay

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You can admit a squirrel stole them.

sour rivet
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a squirell took my burns away? i'd have to thank it then

left mantle
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You know squirrel is uninterested in your burns

sour rivet
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you said so yourself tho

left mantle
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You dont work at no nuke plant

proven tundra
sour rivet
sick trail
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Birds, chat

proven tundra
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Dry

sick trail
copper vapor
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wood... cock?

sick trail
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!sean

solid sundialBOT
left mantle
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So that is where we got nuclear alarms lmao

zealous depot
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A dry visit

sick trail
sour rivet
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loon.

proven tundra
copper vapor
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poor kiwi was screaming because some asshole was shining a bright light on it during the night

sour rivet
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT

copper vapor
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lil bro probably got blinded

left mantle
copper vapor
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parents waking me up for school by blasting the windows open

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I just recently learned that the term 'sniper' refers to people who hunt a bird called 'snipe', which is a tough target to hit

now I can act like a luddite and start telling people to translate 'sniper' to my language equivalent

sour rivet
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thas the bird russel was tryna find in Up

copper vapor
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haven't watched it

sour rivet
latent hazel
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birds are pretty neat thumbsUp2x

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the awebo bird says its own name like a pokemon

restive bear
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He looks like a grumpy middle aged man

latent hazel
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i hated those things in far cry 3

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they tanked a lot of bullets

copper vapor
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laughing seagulls will always be my favorite

latent hazel
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they are evil

copper vapor
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can't find the video of a seagull falling lion king style

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I can only find regarded shorts with regarded AI voice over

latent hazel
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just say retarded bro

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youre not a youtube shorts creator

copper vapor
thick plover
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idk

zealous depot
sour rivet
oblique belfry
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arson

sour rivet
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doge are you aware of the new cybergrind song

marsh cargo
sour rivet
#

fau

oblique belfry
sour rivet
copper vapor
sour rivet
#

SCYTHE

copper vapor
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too bad it's not Ryu using it

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Eclipse Scythe my beloved

marsh cargo
sour rivet
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tank

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wonder what other art they ma-

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what the fuck

copper vapor
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twitter moment

sour rivet
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the fredlings

copper vapor
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the retardlings

latent hazel
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what has more mentall illness

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if that's all 1 guy on alts, or all diff people

copper vapor
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diff people would be more mental illness

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if it's only contained in 1 guy it's easier to deal with

sour rivet
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what the fuck are you talking about

snow tree
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Wasn't trigger nade nerfed in radius sus

copper vapor
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two or 3 patches ago, yeah

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smaller radius for max damage and longer detonation timer

snow tree
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Still two taps lights from quite far away shrug

copper vapor
sour rivet
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and how does people just fuckin around relate to mental illness

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sounds like you lack whimsy

copper vapor
sour rivet
sour rivet
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lack of whimsy

vivid swift
copper vapor
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zealous depot
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Forgot to play the demo

copper vapor
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it's still available

zealous depot
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My one friend said its pretty generic

slim magnet
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mira marge soy brasileño

zealous depot
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Which is..eh, but largely being fine

copper vapor
zealous depot
copper vapor
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and a more open-ended map with optional shit to do

zealous depot
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Interesting

slim magnet
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man i thought it was something about the thing given the thumbnail and allat

blazing maple
slim magnet
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like shit shows promise but all coop games show promise

sour rivet
slim magnet
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but it was made by the same guys that made space marine 2 and wwz

sour rivet
blazing maple
sour rivet
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oh yeah

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i maxed out all the frost spells

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holy FUCK

sour rivet
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this shit is BULLSHIT

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frost resistence means nothing

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i shoot a icicle and it lowers it

sour rivet
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media or gun

blazing maple
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rocks

sour rivet
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oooooh

blazing maple
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I'm using fire spells

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every time I cast it's just a flash of light and flames

sour rivet
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i had to disable that difficulty addon for black

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too much tornados around

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and enemies didnt seem to be taking any melee damage

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and im pretty sure i saw my flame monarch throw a icicle

sour rivet
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OH I HAVE A SPELL TOME TO SHOW YOU

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i found it during dac0da

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its very holy

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and i might as well hop on skyrim since hitman is on maintenance until 2pm

frozen void
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sour rivet
copper vapor
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iedy hasn't taken his meds again

copper vapor
latent hazel
copper vapor
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I guess this is the one bad practice bethesda hasn't done yet

copper vapor
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their games don't need internet

sour rivet
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yet

blazing maple
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Bethesda don't got internet

frail leafBOT
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📚 bethesda

  1. Basically Potomac except with eight times as many restaurants, three times as many crazy soccer moms, half the number of polo shirts and a shorter commute into DC.
  2. City in which walking in any direction for fifteen minutes will inevitably lead you to a Starbucks.
  3. Suburbia trying to be urban.
  4. Place in which it is extremely dangerous to be a small property, business or house [because you are] statistically certain to eventually be bought by a rich developer, torn down, built up ten stories high and be sold at ten times your original price.
  5. The weekend haunt of slutty-looking pre-teens [wearing] short skirts or trying to skateboard.
  6. Where you will never find a parking space ever, and if you do it won't matter because the restaurant will have a three hour wait anyways.
  7. Somewhere deceivingly [entertaining], since the only real thing to do is eat or visit Barnes&Noble.
  8. A limiting factor when it comes to [getting into] college, since everyone around you is an...

Person from Bethesda: Hi, I'm from Bethesda.
Person Not from Bethesda: Hi, you must be a rich snobby fuck.
PFB: [Well yeah] kind of, but [at least I'm not] from Potomac where it's illegal to wear clothes that cost less than $500 per square inch of fabric.
PNFB: Fair point. [Wanna go] spend an absurd amount of money on movie tickets?
PFB: Sure, but only if we go to the Row since UA/Lowes is sure to be overpopulated by 10-year-old hookers.
PNFB: Good call.

sour rivet
blazing maple
sour rivet
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me

copper vapor
sour rivet
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well

blazing maple
sour rivet
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you need internet for the creation club

copper vapor
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does the exact same soyjak face

heavy junco
copper vapor
sour rivet
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ok so

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it took me 5 hours to complete dac0da
doing everything

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god damn

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12am to 5am

copper vapor
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3 days ago, wife told me

thick plover
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vyper is fucking EVIL

sour rivet
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LAME

copper vapor
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not to eat all of the vanilla ice cream because she was gonna use it to make milk shake

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today

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the vanilla ice cream is looking at me like

sour rivet
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eat it

blazing maple
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don't eat it

copper vapor
blazing maple
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Think of wife

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stay strong

thick plover
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eat 2 of it

sour rivet
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think of wife while eating it

copper vapor
sour rivet
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aw fuck

blazing maple
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or eat it but buy a replacement before she makes milkshake

sour rivet
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eat a lil

copper vapor
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but she keeps lazying around instead of fuckin making it

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and it's hot today

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and I want ice cream

sour rivet
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@blazing maple

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i have a lot of books i gotta store

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sucks that i cant go back to the numidium

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there was a box i wanted to loot

blazing maple
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crazy spell

sour rivet
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actually

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i think thats the same effect the sun arrows from auriel's bow does

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when you shoot the sun

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except i think auriel is more indiscriminate with what it hits

copper vapor
sour rivet
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i unno

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probably

copper vapor
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because that's where most of the undead are

sour rivet
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well it says undead take double damage

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and dont forget vampires

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and...

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ash spawns?

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yeah they count as undead

edgy edge
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ayo guys, did u see what happen in hayzes server? bro is brutal

timid perch
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Bro yeah

sour rivet
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who the FUCK are these people

timid perch
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Jesus christ what happened there

timid perch
ornate arrow
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Insane.

timid perch
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Theres literally stalker drama rn

edgy edge
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fr

ornate arrow
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I've been using HACR this entire time, too.

timid perch
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Hayzee committed battery against his girlfriend or something

bleak path
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drama time

timid perch
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icl i cant wait for the videos

copper vapor
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p!who

muted gyroBOT
copper vapor
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what the fuck is going on

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grayname invasion

timid perch
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Hayzee modpack stalker

snow crane
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and people say that custom devs are bad smh

timid perch
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The creator assaulted his girlfriend?

turbid ermine
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Hayzee beat up a woman

bleak path
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hayzee modpack dev beat his gf and was arrested for it

chrome zodiac
timid perch
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The hayzee modpack discord server has been closed

outer coral
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Complete with receipts

copper vapor
outer coral
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And police reports

timid perch
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Were talking about it here because theres no where else where to talk about it

chrome zodiac
ornate arrow
timid perch
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Exactly

hexed stag
turbid ermine
timid perch
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this is crazy

timid perch
copper vapor
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I was gonna say this server isn't the place for discussing this kinda shit either

but the folks here love influencer drama I guess

turbid ermine
ornate arrow
edgy edge
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he looks like an average redditor

turbid ermine
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Idk how a girl could date him

timid perch
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Yeah

sour rivet
bleak path
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the funniest fucking thing was him claiming he body slammed someone in prison

timid perch
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This is fr new stalker drama

turbid ermine
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He broke her orbital bone i think

copper vapor
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time to mute this server for a while

timid perch
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Like hayzees server?

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hell nah

hexed stag
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ok, we got it, gang

sour rivet
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i sentence this resurgance of greynames to one thing

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!topic

solid sundialBOT
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@sour rivet

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

timid perch
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No one can even chat theres anymore

copper vapor
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no, I mean muting notifications for myself

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also yeah !topic

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fuggin

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stalker

copper vapor
ornate arrow
blazing maple
timid perch
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Is this not off topic

ornate arrow
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Off topic including Stalkertopic

timid perch
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Come on

turbid ermine
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Stalker realted news

sour rivet
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WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

copper vapor
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off topic = no stalker

blazing maple
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no mention of the S word game

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not allowed

ornate arrow
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Infamous Chernobyl game

blazing maple
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or the mods are legally allowed to you

timid perch
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What stupid ah channel Is this if off topic has to be stalker off topic

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or smth

turbid ermine
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Lowkey HayZee looks like he came from the swamps

timid perch
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This Is just interesting

copper vapor
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we didn't make the rules

ornate arrow
timid perch
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The pinned rules?

sour rivet
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the rule channel

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where you read rules

copper vapor
sour rivet
hexed stag
timid perch
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Yo check newbies lol

copper vapor
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hard af game

ornate arrow
copper vapor
snow crane
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i mean

sour rivet
snow crane
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its IOI at the end of the day

snow crane
sour rivet
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I SAW NOOB

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uh

copper vapor
sour rivet
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were the tarkatans always able to shoot shards out their arms

copper vapor
sour rivet
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huh

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why dont i remember that

copper vapor
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skill issue

sour rivet
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darn

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mfw the last game i played with baraka in it was 9

copper vapor
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I still can't take the lenny kravitz villain seriously

blazing maple
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Baraka is peak jobber

slim magnet
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baraka in mk2 shot fireballs

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it was in one of the ps2 games where he shot out the actual spear bone thing

blazing maple
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he either shoots fireballs, sparks from slashing his blades together or the actual spikes out

sour rivet
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i didnt see kabal in the trailer

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so shit movie

copper vapor
# slim magnet baraka in mk2 shot fireballs

Baraka move list showcase breakdown (Special Moves, Fatalities & extra Finishers) featuring a complete moveset guide for the Arcade perfect version of Mortal Kombat 2. ▽MOVES LEGEND BELOW▽

How to perform Friendship | Babality – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBPdUlvjxd0

All MK2 Close Moves – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1JBH5lS5ks...

▶ Play video
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blue projectile thing

sour rivet
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micheal jackson pose

slim magnet
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shit's just a fireball

blazing maple
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a ranged attack in a fighting game = fireball

slim magnet
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the usual thing he does now where he shoots the sparks from the spikes

blazing maple
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that's the terminology

copper vapor
slim magnet
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ok we finna call the hadouken an energy hands projection projectile

sour rivet
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they go to another fighting game you wouldnt know them

sour rivet
copper vapor
slim magnet
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but even in mk2 it's sparky and explodes into sparks on hit

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it's the sparks projectile he does in the modern games

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in the ps2 era he shot out the bone

blazing maple
proper coral
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potemkin buster

blazing maple
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the quatercircle projectile is a fireball

copper vapor
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rubs both blades together, creates a spark that flies towards the enemy

IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING lmao

blazing maple
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even if its a gun or a laser or whatever

pallid sapphire
blazing maple
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everyone with a ranged attack has a fireball

pallid sapphire
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i cannot show more

sour rivet
slim magnet
proper coral
pallid sapphire
sour rivet
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are YOU here

proper coral
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idk

sour rivet
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you're lost!

proper coral
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I’m lost

pallid sapphire
blazing maple
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he's lost

copper vapor
pallid sapphire
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Discord Stream kekl

copper vapor
slim magnet
proper coral
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who is bro?

sour rivet
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who am i

pallid sapphire
proper coral
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I know who I am

latent hazel
sour rivet
pallid sapphire
sour rivet
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also leak posted
you are cursed to never play a game again

slim magnet
proper coral
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I’m at the airport waiting for this instructor that was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago

copper vapor
oblique belfry
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i noticced today is one of my friend's birthday and i wrote happy bday to him
and wondered if my friend group celebrated it because they didnt write anything in the gc

latent hazel
oblique belfry
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turns out they fucking went out together to celebrate it without mentioning it at all

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and now i feel like shit madge1

pallid sapphire
sour rivet
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no

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stop

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fuck off

pallid sapphire
copper vapor
pallid sapphire
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thats what you get for calling me fake

proper coral
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@sour rivet do you need this

vital venture
sour rivet
slim magnet
sour rivet
vital venture
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oh

copper vapor
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at least

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ppl are saying the beta for midnight was good

quiet abyss
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you stink @vital venture

copper vapor
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damn

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the ultimate insult

green granite
copper vapor
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for 8 year olds

vital venture
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how did he know I ate beans today

quiet abyss
copper vapor
sullen stag
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stinky you

green granite
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Tachyon letsgooo

jaunty iris
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Yo, HayZee's discord is going off. Lots of fucking drama.

copper vapor
pallid sapphire
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p!who

muted gyroBOT
copper vapor
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some redacted modder

sour rivet
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my ass was going full stealth until i realized im actually allowed in the house

pallid sapphire
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!topic

solid sundialBOT
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@pallid sapphire

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

copper vapor
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dunno why people were talking about redacted modder drama bullshit in the offtopic channel

sour rivet
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bro i am not dressed for the occasion

green granite
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Who is Hayzee

pallid sapphire
copper vapor
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I just answered

green granite
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And what is their discord

copper vapor
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redacted modder

pallid sapphire
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I hope you gotta fucking kill Mila

sour rivet
copper vapor
green granite
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When the residents are indeed evil

celest plank
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hayzee video coming soon

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kino incoming

sour rivet
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kino means nothing if the individual is unknown to us

vital venture
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oh is that what the context for this image is

pallid sapphire
pallid sapphire
green granite
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Peam af

green granite
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Near me too

vital venture
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practicing loading mag

green granite
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😭

vital venture
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gun range

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also leveling that shit in tarkov would take longer then it does irl

green granite
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Irl one or two time would get you up to speed

sour rivet
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THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME

sour rivet
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THE TARGET KNOWS ME

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I REPEAT, THE TARGET KNOWS WHO I AM

sour rivet
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brother.

quiet abyss
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deadass gonna go play project zomboid atp

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the talk about loading magazines as practice has me convinced

vital venture
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I can join

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After work clueless

quiet abyss
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at fucking 9 pm

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yeah

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also we dont even have a server you clown

restive bear
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Hmm

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In the future, we will have rechargeable magazines

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Adios, off-topicers

sour rivet
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OH NO

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@copper vapor this shit really is just a resident evil plot