╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

bitch ass

[sour rivet]

i was told it was

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

kid named copy paste fancy text into name:

[oblique belfry]

that works ?

[sour rivet]

thats what sam did

[slim magnet]

protest with your wallet gvng when they about to lose their profile decorations

[proven tundra]

Also I'm guessing you're only seeing it now because of A/B testing
Because I've had it for a while but my daughter just got it today

[oblique belfry]

????????

THAT WORKS ?

[zealous depot]

[slim magnet]

it has always worked bro

[oblique belfry]

[zealous depot]

Now doges name isn't even readable

[slim magnet]

the bad thing is that it's not unicode so you can't tag people by their nickname

[zealous depot]

[slim magnet]

you have to actually learn their username

[oblique belfry]

i mean

im still doge so

[marsh cargo]

yeah but take youyou as an example

wtf is his base username

[slim magnet]

yeah but to the unaware

[oblique belfry]

bros nickname is fuckthisapp

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

hm

[zealous depot]

Accurate

[slim magnet]

anyways chat discord postponed the age verification thing for 6 months time to renew nitro for 6 months hell yeah that's what we like to see

cancel the riots

[oblique belfry]

"oh no people are cancelling subs"

"pull back"

ew

[proven tundra]

It's never been about protecting shit
It's always about money

[oblique belfry]

hmm

[proven tundra]

UNLESS
They're forced by law

[oblique belfry]

nah

im not gonna use fancy texts fak that

back to classic

[proven tundra]

Ur a fancy text
Hehehehehe
Gottem

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

you are fancy yourself handsome

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

[flat violet]

Be me, open stupid Discord, TRY THIS NEW FEATURE! YOUR NAME LOOKS COOL NOW!

Okay I'll trust you Discord, I like this color- you need Nitro, of course, fuck off

[copper vapor]

nice

[oblique belfry]

thats what i thought as well

i didnt know you could use 3rd apps to still have fancy texts

[slim magnet]

hey but the really pretty valentine's day profile decors for only 15usd

[oblique belfry]

speaking of

wonder what they got rn

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

jjk stuff as well

[slim magnet]

almost made me want to support the age verification change

almost got me there

[oblique belfry]

thought as much

girly pop / edgy twink

[copper vapor]

uh oh it's a unity game

[rocky turtle]

@oblique belfry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T06DBMkzMqA&pp=0gcJCaIKAYcqIYzv

[oblique belfry]

i was thinking this

glad someone made it

[verbal lodge]

do this in HC,
now that is real gameplay

[oblique belfry]

oh my fucking god

holy shit

no thank you

[verbal lodge]

although i've already seen some streamers cheese it

[oblique belfry]

im opening this in browser

with my adblockers

[rocky turtle]

i had enough of other funny mod in another funny game

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

@oblique belfry you should make a youtube video about terraria gameplay

But every 1 minute is a 30s ad

[oblique belfry]

hell no

[arctic flicker]

Shame I'm pretty sure someone deliberately caused everyone to disconnect on locked gate, lost a T4 Tempest I brought in to try out

[oblique belfry]

i might want money but at least i have dignity

i aint slapping dozens of ads in a video

[green granite]

Thats fine it doesnt have to be unskippable ads

[rocky turtle]

[green granite]

You just need to make the ads part of the video

[oblique belfry]

-# can you even get ads when you are below 1k subs

[arctic flicker]

In other news, just heard a dude talk to me in the most sketchy way possible, I just casually waited for him to pull his ferro and miss point blank then I murdered him

[proven tundra]

[arctic flicker]

literally spoke like someone who came out of a dark alley and to come to him

[oblique belfry]

[frank hearth]

guys

[oblique belfry]

sturm what the fuck

[frank hearth]

i think its joefuckingover for me

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

come on mane

i got the hype as well but like

[copper vapor]

last raider I met was doing the "pspspspsps" thing to call cats

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

how is your playthrough?

[arctic flicker]

He would've sold the act if he had the bloated tuna cans on him

[green granite]

I wish I was built like arc raider

[verbal lodge]

death number 170 now
i don't feel so good

[green granite]

They only get "knocked out" when falling from Burj Khalifa

[frank hearth]

brother you talking to an ex overwatch addict who was grinding scrims and tournaments

[verbal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/patchouli-patchouli-knowledge-patchouli-fumo-fumo-fumo-touhou-gif-26755874

[rocky turtle]

[verbal lodge]

pb is eater of worlds

[oblique belfry]

dude i played ow1 a lot as well

[frank hearth]

i have about 3000 hours over both my accounts

[oblique belfry]

i think i have around 2k ?

i cant check

since when i did it only showed ow2 hours instead

dumbass company

[frank hearth]

all my old stats are gone

[oblique belfry]

same

[verbal lodge]

reminds me of shungite without her ears https://www.rxddit.com/r/ZZZ_Official/s/Q9bqOSGTnl

[oblique belfry]

ooo

[green granite]

Its not Ye Shunguang

Its just Ye

[verbal lodge]

cursed, that is a thiren's most defining trait

[oblique belfry]

goonmaster ovah hear

[verbal lodge]

erm actually you should be calling her senior ye shunguang

[green granite]

Snek

[oblique belfry]

hm

back to back

[green granite]

Man

Ever since I play with Magic Storage

Diamond has been something that you just cant have enough

And emerald

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

And silver too

Since u need silver for every storage unit

Idk how to play this uh

Void Class

What in the hell

[oblique belfry]

thats new to me as well

dunno how it works

but it looks like mage 2

with more diminishing returns

[green granite]

Its a class that covers both all class with void damage

You need to charge void meter to deal void damage

Other than that you just deal normal damage

Its basically normal class with extra steps

[oblique belfry]

from what i've read you lose hp if you use a void item when you have 0 void

weapons that use void

[green granite]

Also

[sour rivet]

episode finished

[green granite]

It somehow manages to make corrupt more annoying

Which is an achievement

[cunning bronze]

Void class?

[green granite]

Cuz usually corruption isnt

[sour rivet]

doge imma be real with you

[oblique belfry]

secrets of the shadows class i think

[sour rivet]

that ending felt rushed

[green granite]

Its an extra mod for Fargo Soul

[cunning bronze]

Calamity got a new class type?

Oh lmao

[oblique belfry]

see what we mean now ?

and why everyone hates s2 ?

[sour rivet]

and i still dont like mel

[verbal lodge]

im skipping her for the other girl

who got leaked

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

well look on the bright side

[green granite]

Other girl?

[oblique belfry]

ambessa is dead

[zealous depot]

Okay I go back to work now

[oblique belfry]

even tho she was added to the game

[sour rivet]

true

[zealous depot]

See you nerds

[sour rivet]

jinx's is 100% not dead

[oblique belfry]

mhm

[sour rivet]

i feel like ekko and jinx's talk should have been shown

instead of just

[oblique belfry]

YEP

[sour rivet]

cutting to them "saving" the day

[oblique belfry]

LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

SAYING THE SAME SHIT

but noooo

[verbal lodge]

her https://www.reddit.com/r/Zenlesszonezeroleaks_/comments/1qvg6ij/zzz_26pre_promeia_render_via_hiragara/?tl=en

[sour rivet]

jayce and viktor i think ended nicely

[oblique belfry]

lets just make a whole ass ep7 about time bullshit

but then rush 8 and 9th

cuz oops

we forgot the season is supposed to be 9 eps

cuz muh netflix

[verbal lodge]

her weapon is the cloak
and she's a major tops rep

skip everyone for her

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple season 2 end
i still dont like mel or her character
cope

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/784941516425658389/1023745989384884244/54f1f4da16dd3.gif

literally what was her whole witch thing

i still dont understand

what the fuck was the black rose

[oblique belfry]

i feel like mel is a self insert character

[oblique belfry]

for that you need to know the league lore

which is another gripe i had with the show

[sour rivet]

why not explain it in the show?

bruh

[oblique belfry]

even if i knew who they were

for non league players like you

its stupid and makes you question

just like you now

[sour rivet]

tldr them

[oblique belfry]

it would've been good to know like idfk mel going "mom who were they"

and ambessa would just tldr in a minute scene

[green granite]

Blegh

[oblique belfry]

boom done

[sour rivet]

AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON SEVIKA

[green granite]

She doesnt look any good

[sour rivet]

YOU HAVE HER SHOW PLOT RELEVANCE WITH JINX

[oblique belfry]

SEVIKA WAS FUCKING BUTCHERED

[sour rivet]

AND JUST DROP HER FOR MOST OF THE FUCKING SEASON

[green granite]

Would have to see how her character is develop

[oblique belfry]

sevika was literally the deus ex machina of act 1

and ep4 for a little while

[sour rivet]

ISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

literally

[oblique belfry]

another plot device

like look

i get it

[sour rivet]

one more episode could have fixed this

[oblique belfry]

jinx seeing herself in her

bla bla bla

[left mantle]

Noxus secret society.

[oblique belfry]

relationships

we get it

but like

her death was ???

[left mantle]

Context clues were unironically enough to get that btw

[sour rivet]

the whole season i was enjoying it
ep8 was weird but still liked it

then this one

[sour rivet]

well yeah i got that

but that doesnt tell me much

[oblique belfry]

they expect us to just show sympathy for a kid who didnt even get a bonding session with jinx besides stopping vi ?

"b-but time skip"

DONT SKIP THEN

MAKE MORE EPS

S I M P L E

[sour rivet]

time skip my nuts across your face

time bullshit will always ruin shit if not done correctly

[oblique belfry]

dont get me started on ekko's whole ass arc

[left mantle]

It tells you exactly their purpose in the show. Beyond that would be just explaining too much

[oblique belfry]

they under utilized my boy so hard

thank fuck he had a time to shine in ep 9

[oblique belfry]

it barely doesnt tho

[sour rivet]

they barely showed up except to fuck with mel
honestly i dont think they served any purpose

[halcyon cape]

KICK A PREGNANT LADY FOR THE US GOVERNMENT

OORAH

[left mantle]

It really does.

Black rose is one of the few things from the show where less really is more.

[oblique belfry]

they just go "we know about what you are doing ambessa"
then kidnap mel to awaken her powers
only for her to defeat ambessa so they can steal the kill but was stopped when mel broke through their magic

[oblique belfry]

from a lore knower perspective yes

its really well made

[sour rivet]

and then mel kills one of them

[oblique belfry]

but im talking from a non league player perspective

[left mantle]

even without lore

Secret society that wants to kill a former noxian.

Pretty cut and dry

[slim magnet]

mood

[halcyon cape]

Hello off topic

[sour rivet]

but why

do they want to

[oblique belfry]

for that you need to read the whole ass fucking book they released about ambessa

[sour rivet]

no.

[oblique belfry]

WHICH WASNT EVEN A MAIN CHARACTER UNTIL EP7 OF SEASON 1

BUT SUDDENLY GETS A BOOK ?

AND A LEGENDARY SKIN ON RELEASE ?

istg man

[pastel wave]

The underside of my roof looks like the outside of my house

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

someone's fucking child went "mom mom make this character please"

and they went "ok"

[sour rivet]

thee way jinx and vi made up also felt rushed

[marsh cargo]

i was just as shocked
why she gets to be in league

[oblique belfry]

they didnt

[marsh cargo]

like lmao

[oblique belfry]

post season 1 ending

[halcyon cape]

What are you unemployed fucks talking about

[marsh cargo]

there were like 4 other characters that were better

[oblique belfry]

they literally had 1 fight
1 """bonding""" moment with vander

and suddenly poof

bffs

[sour rivet]

yeah

[copper vapor]

I'm having a "it's about letting go" moment in the TUTORIAL of outward

1000 coins in a chest

[oblique belfry]

fucking SMEECH had better personality

[copper vapor]

I get so overburdened I can't walk

[oblique belfry]

then some of the characters

[halcyon cape]

Gamble

Gamble

Gamble

Gamble

[sour rivet]

warwick felt a bit underdelivered as well

AND WHERE IS HIS SNOUT

[copper vapor]

I stole it

[marsh cargo]

you could have literally added in anyone else
but no
old ass grany

[sour rivet]

FUCK

[oblique belfry]

the more i think about the details the worse it gets

[left mantle]

Implied to be that she's pushing for a weapon of war in a country that isn't noxus and the fact that she's even in piltover implies she did not leave with grace.

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/in-plainview-matt-watterworth

[oblique belfry]

oh right

muh rune wars

[left mantle]

Else she'd actually be in noxus.

[sour rivet]

yeah i dont know what that is

[oblique belfry]

forgot about that aspect

[oblique belfry]

dont worry bout it

[left mantle]

not even that

[sour rivet]

okay

yay ❤️

[left mantle]

It's literally

Weapons.

[oblique belfry]

yea

mb

[left mantle]

Don't need rune war context

[sour rivet]

also why did vi and cait fuck after the whole "jinx is gonna kill herself possibly"

[oblique belfry]

love how leblanc is going around runeterra going "oh this could be a good weapon. Oh damn this is also good"

"going"

[copper vapor]

horny

[oblique belfry]

as in clones everywhere

[left mantle]

she's always been doing that in lore tbh

[oblique belfry]

ye

[marsh cargo]

aaah yes the le big rune wars which are never brough up nor explained at all

[left mantle]

Since she wants to stop morde

[left mantle]

Only one reference to them in the entire show

[oblique belfry]

i hope they hopefully explain a bit about it this season

we are on demacia

surely

SURELY we will get rune wars lore now

[marsh cargo]

no youll get magic racism

[left mantle]

The rest of the references to the rune wars are entirely Ryze lore

[marsh cargo]

and thats it

[oblique belfry]

[verbal lodge]

this run looks promising... now pls no random boulder trap death

[copper vapor]

good thing this game has an auto-walk forward button

[oblique belfry]

death

[copper vapor]

I can watch my character slowly crawl forward while overencumbered and chat here with my frens

[marsh cargo]

truly a wow experience

[copper vapor]

also I don't like how you can't slow walk on keyboard+mouse

[marsh cargo]

dont get ambushed

[copper vapor]

only works with the controller's analog stick

[sour rivet]

a lot of plots were going on at once it felt like

[oblique belfry]

since im on a league lore ranting streak

birb ask me more

[copper vapor]

can't get ambushed in the tuto

crap meant to reply to sparter

replied to myself like a schizo

[sour rivet]

i dunno what to ask

[oblique belfry]

there was like what 3 plots in ep 6 ?

no

[copper vapor]

JIM

hey it's the Risen protag

[oblique belfry]

ambessa + army
jinx + vi + vander
mel

[sour rivet]

jayce+viktor

ekko?

[oblique belfry]

well that was only at the last 5 mins of the episode

ekko + heim were gone

[sour rivet]

true

[oblique belfry]

for the whole act 2

[verbal lodge]

OH FACK OFF

https://tenor.com/view/patchouli-patchouli-knowledge-patchouli-fumo-fumo-fumo-touhou-gif-26755874

[oblique belfry]

like

people are legit okay with act 1 + act 2

act 3 was the shitting point

because it was super rushed

especially that stupid fucking transition on ep9

"ooohh they are talking about the plan. Wonder what they will come up wi- WE ARE IN WAR NOW ????"

like holy shit

they just straight up skipped like 3 whole arcs

and went to the endgame

[sour rivet]

war ended fast

and why the fuck did ambessa want to help this "godlike" being again?

at the cost of losing all free will

[oblique belfry]

to conquest

im gonna rewatch ep9 real quick again

yep

literally 5 minutes into the episode and we are already on war

like ?

[sour rivet]

what

[verbal lodge]

erika furudo my goat

[sour rivet]

i think a big issue i have is season 1 felt more character focused while this one was action focused

[oblique belfry]

EXACTLY

[sour rivet]

all the plotlines in 1 felt wrapped up

[oblique belfry]

"oh they got their moments in season1 lets just move on"

why

[verbal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/umineko-battler-cry-gif-22478702

[oblique belfry]

like

you can still do more

WHICH YOU ARE ADDING MORE TO IT BTW

like cait and vi splitting up

[sour rivet]

if viktor can time travel then why didnt he just stop hextech all together
is he stupid?

[oblique belfry]

not exactly time travel

but alternate dimension

-# i think (?)

[timid hollow]

me watching anime

[sour rivet]

is a whole paradox

[timid hollow]

he can time travel because of hextech

no hextech no time travel to prevent hextech

[oblique belfry]

ye

[sour rivet]

so its a time paradox

[oblique belfry]

he is literally creating a paradox

he uses different runes each time

[oblique belfry]

the one in the show was the one that worked

others didnt so hextech didnt happen

[sour rivet]

maybe viktor should not give kids runes

kinda weird brooooo

[oblique belfry]

mel and ambessa relationship is stupid as well

[untold spear]

i watched that last saturday with a friend

[oblique belfry]

which is explained in the book which is why ?

[untold spear]

kinda underwhelming honestly

[timid hollow]

thats just expectations set by everyone glazing it

i expect nothing tbh

[untold spear]

sorta

[slim magnet]

what the fuck is bro on about again dude

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/TheJeremy__/status/2026405059630641617?s=20

Jeremy. (@TheJeremy__)

https://t.co/C9veU01mnd

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 24, 2026, 9:13 PM

[untold spear]

i actually couldn't believe how short gits was

i was like

" that's not the end, right? "

and he was like

" yeah it is "

huh

1h long movie

[sour rivet]

mel just seemed unnessacary

[oblique belfry]

like i've said

the whole medarda family feels like a self-insert moment

its stupid

[oblique belfry]

the main characters suddenly became the background characters

in season 2

medarda this

ambessa that

here's a whole ass book that explains that whole ordeal

[sour rivet]

if they added me as a character none of this hextech stuff would have happened

[oblique belfry]

and i was gonna say they made summoners rift non canon cuz of ambessa but they did that with viego already

[sour rivet]

i would have been cleaning the lab and threw it away thinking it was gross

[oblique belfry]

soooo Eh ?

still

viego was not exactly dead per-se

[rocky turtle]

i didnt understand anything but its sounds funny

[oblique belfry]

"huh. this looks important."

"Eh it prolly isnt if he left it here"

[sour rivet]

sniff sniff "eugh it REEKS!"

throws it away

https://tenor.com/view/adam-smirnov-credits-gif-18872691

[oblique belfry]

thank fuck the animators were locked in

because holy shit

its a beautiful show

[marsh cargo]

its better this way

[sour rivet]

yeah no that was a clean shot

viktor was farmin all the aura

[oblique belfry]

for an "animated show"

it looked so realistic

and detailed

fortiche is hell of a drug

[sour rivet]

the french did something good??

[oblique belfry]

to the point riot hired em again for the noxus season

for their cinematics

[sour rivet]

and yet mfs still decide to make live action adaptations of games

[oblique belfry]

i still fucking get goosebumps in this scene tho

[sour rivet]

ekko my goat

[oblique belfry]

holy shit my goat

fun fact about this scene

when he got hit in the eye and rewinded

[oak magnet]

just found out my old ass yaris has a sports mode

[oblique belfry]

rewinds do not heal your injury

[sour rivet]

yeah

[oblique belfry]

therefore this fucking gigachad

just tanked a metal hand to the eye

[oak magnet]

makes it actually accelerate quick somehow???

[sour rivet]

he got injured when talking to jinx

[oblique belfry]

and moved on

[oak magnet]

sports car

[sour rivet]

i mean it healed heimerdingers splitting headache

[oblique belfry]

i mean ekko's injuries

[sour rivet]

yeah

anyway final review of the show

season 1 10/10
season 2 act 1 7/10 act 2 9/10 act 3 bro how/10

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

one important lesson from outward

pressing Esc does not pause the game

[oblique belfry]

another gripe i had with the show

vi becoming the punching bag in every scenario

like holy shit

it could rival one of those "i cant do it" type main characters from animes

[sour rivet]

blue hair with pronouns vs redhair with connouns

[oblique belfry]

my goat

[sour rivet]

his time with powder in the alt timeline and jinx in the og should have been longer

i die on this hill

[oblique belfry]

why do you think it created a whole ass fandom called "timebomb"

i find it sufficient ngl

a whole episode just for this

is good enough

especially since its a 9 episode season

thank fuck fortiche learned their mistakes

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/8ueKE8JBNjk?si=Dohq151O58u39Tor @rocky turtle official release is here

[oblique belfry]

some of the writers said they learned their lesson and will make the next show move more slowly

and extend some stuff when needed

[sour rivet]

we shall see

[oblique belfry]

they are making a new noxus show

so we shall see

[rocky turtle]

i know

[sour rivet]

oh

[vital venture]

More shows to convince people to try league

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

the lullaby part is glitchy

:(

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

ryoshu don deserve this

[oblique belfry]

they get new players
old players get new lore

win win

[sour rivet]

when i hover my mouse over league i hear a moo behind me

[quiet abyss]

bro is enslaved until 8pm

[oblique belfry]

but to be honest they went overboard with season 2 because of first season's success

[vital venture]

Mayhaps

[rocky turtle]

she dont deserve this

[quiet abyss]

perchance

[oblique belfry]

in season 1 they were like "ok here are few free skins for everyone and some lore in client"

but on season 2 EVERYWHERE was arcane

HERE IS THIS NEW 200 DOLLAR GACHA JINX SKIN

OH HERE IS A MINIGAME WHERE YOU PLAY AS JINX

NO FREE SKINS

BUT DOZENS OF NEW ARCANE SKINS

ARAM RESKIN JUST FOR ARCANE

bla bla bla

like

brother

[vital venture]

Prob should've made season 2 end near our boy coming back from the possible future, def felt like the story was rushed at points

[sour rivet]

riot moment

[vital venture]

I also however need to rematch said show

[oblique belfry]

literally everyone was okay act 3 being removed (cept for ep7 )

because it was the only bad part

[sour rivet]

plot twist everything that happened after ep7 was a different timeline

[vital venture]

I only watched said series once in a single sitting then never again

Sorry season

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

well uh
tf do i do now
looks at all my unfinished webcomics and shows

[vital venture]

I did not watch both seasons in one sitting I did not even have that much free time back then

I have a ln to read

[sour rivet]

i still have to finished the new daredevil

fraud in a few minutes maybe

[oblique belfry]

nvm the video is all about shurima

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1376359995649691658/RDT_20250525_1934355826824955149559657.gif

[oblique belfry]

30 minute video about ascended / azir+xerath / other shurima lore wtf

[vital venture]

Me using adaptive brightness on accident

[sour rivet]

fraud in one hour

[verbal lodge]

i had no idea people actually cared for league lore

[oblique belfry]

i CRAVE about it

its so fucking vast

and so detailed

[sour rivet]

me with elder scrolls lore

[verbal lodge]

it seems all over the place and schizophrenic idk

[oblique belfry]

lore fun fact:
Volibear (demi god) created the 1st river in freljord named "blood river" via his piss

[verbal lodge]

like there's too much going on

but i'll let you cook

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-maribel-hearn-hifuu-hifuu-club-gif-9026893078862640386

[oblique belfry]

same case with 40k

elder scrolls

vast universes are like that

they usually explain 1 part of it while keeping others for another time

[rocky turtle]

good night all

[oblique belfry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006341705924087919/1085674750031966218/82E1E16D-1C29-43BF-A5C8-F4A279591EE9.gif

[sour rivet]

buildin up a streak

[cunning bronze]

lady knight

[sour rivet]

woah mama

[copper vapor]

be in starting area in outward
inventory full, slow walking
craft a primitive bag to help carry shit
leave starting area
bedroom I wake up in has another, free primitive bag for me

[wild vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-bravo-eyerbrows-gif-11127100

[copper vapor]

hopefully I can sell this spare bag

[copper vapor]

what's that you're playing

looks monster hunter-ish but at the same time doesn't

[copper vapor]

o shit my myopia came back

with a vengeance

[copper vapor]

not the "I'm so useless" stereotype

[willow idol]

hi yall

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

its so bad like at this point i feel like writers well like YEAAHH FUCK HER LETS MAKE IT HER FAULT AGAIN YEAAA

[thick plover]

I drop 10 kills most in the lobby I think to myself
I press tab
Infernus 23 kills 50k souls
Me 35k souls
we fucking lost

@sour rivet sir I require my daily rem shitpost for the day so I dont kill my neighbor can I have one

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

I love playing a midgame carry and seeing a lategame carry more fed than me

[copper vapor]

dammit

I made a primitive bag in outward

and I have a spare one now

it sells for 9 coins

but the hide I used to craft it sells for 10

NOT STONKS

[cunning bronze]

it is monster hunter

its rise

wife

[copper vapor]

[still timber]

what button?

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2VV9m_S410I

[quiet abyss]

you dont even have free time now

big man

you either slave away, play 40k games with me (this is good) or read 40k novels

[vital venture]

Wrong LN novels when I should be reading 40k

[quiet abyss]

ln?

the fuck is that

[vital venture]

Light novels

[quiet abyss]

loser novels?

yeah loser novels

[vital venture]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-1984-gif-8433559455380317911

[quiet abyss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1238615665921884270/1345754588539519059/caption.gif

[sour rivet]

i got tacos

[quiet abyss]

im gonna go stab heretics with my mark ii relic blade (the gooder relic blade)

[timber oxide]

Ah, the good one

[copper vapor]

now that wife finally agreed to continue our Iceborne playthru, we're one step closer to Rise

[quiet abyss]

@vital venture you know its bad when you can tell the bolter sound used in a 40k edit is from darktide in particular

[vital venture]

[arctic flicker]

Oh the shame, got knocked out by a frenchman

[quiet abyss]

anyways, which zealot weapon do i use? im indecisive

yeah i said i was gonna use relic

but now idk

[vital venture]

Crusher

[quiet abyss]

fuck you

pick again

[vital venture]

Autogun

[quiet abyss]

melee

besides i got nothin against autoguns, unless its vigilant

[arctic flicker]

At least the rewards are good

[vital venture]

Heavy sword

[quiet abyss]

no

XD

pick something somewhat fun at least

even the fucking chainsword would be better

[vital venture]

Dueling sword

[quiet abyss]

not fun on zealot

zealots appeal is big fucking melee weapons, and you suggest the dinky toothpick

you braindead troglodyte

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1414076064514445344/1475167442031349962/Untitled_design.gif

[vital venture]

Im a zealot main, they are fun trust

[quiet abyss]

no way youve used the heavy sword

that thing is so ass

[vital venture]

[quiet abyss]

oh boi, cant wait to only do some damage to hordes of fodder and like 3 whole damage to crushers and maulers

[quiet abyss]

also how the fuck do you even use that fuckass revolver

when the bolt pistol is literally right there, with better everything

[lucid latch]

Technically Diavolo could've died from dying while being modified into a combine soldier

[quiet abyss]

more ammo, same accuracy, better damage, similar handling, more penetration and cleave, stagger and all @vital venture

[vital venture]

Big iron

[quiet abyss]

its just shit

[lucid latch]

Could've died from this thing too

[quiet abyss]

also the 3 century reload on the zarona

[vital venture]

Big

[quiet abyss]

for 5 rounds

[vital venture]

Iron

[quiet abyss]

FUCKING SMALL IRON

[vital venture]

[quiet abyss]

hits like a fucking rag

[cunning bronze]

Good

Sunbreak is peak

[quiet abyss]

literally didnt even one shot the shotgunner i shot earlier

its a shotgunner, not a fucking mauler

80 damage btw

[vital venture]

Big

Iron

[quiet abyss]

Tiny

[quiet abyss]

Tin

[quiet abyss]

literally shoots "BANG!" flags

with the damage it puts out

also that mf has abyssmal irons

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-mrbean-bean-mr-bean-holiday-mr-bean-holiday-movie-gif-3228235746377647455

[quiet abyss]

bolt pistol irons are ok at least

[copper vapor]

is that your character lol

[vital venture]

Just make it shoot 33% more bullet

[quiet abyss]

what?

[cunning bronze]

yep, i forgot i had this photo in the guild card lol

[vital venture]

He doesnt get it

[cunning bronze]

its been a while since i last played

[vital venture]

Rip

[quiet abyss]

are you referencing portal?

why the fuck would you do that with zero context

[vital venture]

Bigger bullet means more damage

[quiet abyss]

also wasnt it 65% more?

[vital venture]

So just shoot more bullet

[quiet abyss]

not 33% more

you dense fuck

[vital venture]

[quiet abyss]

anyways, bolt pistol has more damage boosting blessings so its better by default

the bleed stacks on puncture alone put you like 100 more damage per shot ahead

[vital venture]

I mean your messaging someone about how bad something is when I have nothing better to do

[quiet abyss]

not adding in execution

[vital venture]

Course im gonna be dense

[quiet abyss]

i suppose

but i wanna know how you can use that piece of shit

it was good before nerfs

but now its just abyssmal dogshit

[vital venture]

Self hatred and love of revolvers

Thats about it

[quiet abyss]

and the braced one isnt good either because they just tanked its damage

i love revolvers too, but when its this shit, i cant

anyways, pick a fucking melee weapon

[vital venture]

Ive picked plenty

[quiet abyss]

no you picked slop

pick good

[vital venture]

Not my fault you didnt like the options

[quiet abyss]

pick fun

[vital venture]

Heavy sword and duel sword can be fun

[quiet abyss]

duelling sword is good, but stale

heavy sword sucks ass because i dont like being helpless when the crusher wave happens

[vital venture]

Ur going through this entire rabbit hole

Like im not gonna just say ammer

[quiet abyss]

THEN FUCKING SAY THAT

like at least thats something i could use

or say the heavy eviscerator, or shock maul, or combat axe, anything else

[vital venture]

Im surprised that you couldn't just assume I would say hammer

[quiet abyss]

so many options and you just picked the boring or bad ones

[vital venture]

Feel like we have talked enough for you to know I would atp

[quiet abyss]

i was hoping for a creative answer tbh

but when have we ever got that

[vital venture]

green

[quiet abyss]

green

red

[left mantle]

Hang on hang on

[quiet abyss]

wha

[left mantle]

@verbal lodge harbinger orbs aren't in the currency exchange for the qol video along with scouting reports

[vital venture]

Get ignored lmao

[quiet abyss]

(he wasnt talking to me )

[left mantle]

Harby rework?

[quiet abyss]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaWpydDZzOTA2aGFtbWYwd3VzcnRpajY1OG5icHRnNDJ3czM3bnAxdiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/rhYsUMhhd6yA0/giphy.gif

[left mantle]

Sorry I was scrolled up so I didn't see current chat at all lmao

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/madaramebaku01-its-peam-it's-peak-it's-peam-its-peak-gif-17862808524897297383

uno get on sloptide

[left mantle]

Yknow what @frank hearth here's a ping for this

[quiet abyss]

inb4 "no lol"

[left mantle]

Getting mah dinner rn

[quiet abyss]

fack

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

worth a try

[frank hearth]

[copper vapor]

my guild card character in World is doing the manderville pose

[left mantle]

Hopefully the blue man group is getting a rework

Because beyond the first couple of days its not that good on a healthy league

[cunning bronze]

nice

[left mantle]

It was good in phrecia because so few people were trading

[north schooner]

true shame is finding out my phone can easily handle a gacha game while my pc nearly turns off during cutscenes

[copper vapor]

such is life

[zealous depot]

[cunning bronze]

@copper vapor

lmaoo what i was thinking back then

[copper vapor]

probably thinking about booba

[sour rivet]

BOOBS

[copper vapor]

no, booba

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry

hes always keeping it real with us

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-james-gandolfini-eye-roll-walking-away-gif-16815333

[left mantle]

about 2 very good points

[cunning bronze]

[opal star]

Did'ya try the Woth 2 demo?

[lucid latch]

Look to the sky

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo @vital venture it was easier to do havoc 26 than 25

took me like 2 weeks of attempts to beat 25

26 literally just took one go

[oblique belfry]

👀

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

it hurts to look at the ultrakill channel

no wonder hakita prefers a private server to speak in

[oblique belfry]

also wtf is happening

so many updates today

[sour rivet]

oh hey

they did a good thing

no more spam

AW FUCK THEY GONNA FLOOD THE OTHER CHANNELS ARENT THEY

GLOOMWOOD GET OUT OF THERE!!

oh no

[oblique belfry]

uh oh

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

everyone in dusk chat (including me) is just saying kill the intruders

ALL THE CHANNELS

ARE BEING LOCKED DOWN

THESE FUCKING ULTRATARDS

IM TRYNA TALK ABOUT OTHER GAMES

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/clowns-waving

[timber oxide]

Ow

[sour rivet]

ok i think theres just bots

because its a lot of new members spamming

[copper vapor]

anyone have a gif or know the "meme" of a girl with a halberd doing the most absolute tryhard attack you've ever seen just to get kicked by a guy mid-jump

[sour rivet]

i know that one i think

sounds familiar

[copper vapor]

ye but I can't find it

have no idea what anime it's from

[sour rivet]

theres a reason this is a role

[oblique belfry]

[lucid latch]

5'6 sub ender thinking it mogs until 6'8 true enderman emerges from the void to reap their souls

[sour rivet]

god these people are pathetic

[lucid latch]

Always emerging😭

[lucid latch]

its satire bro

[sour rivet]

not youi

idot

[lucid latch]

they keep popping up on my feed

[lucid latch]

😱

[verbal lodge]

[left mantle]

Chris Redfield could not fathom

[verbal lodge]

so you can't trade for them anymore?

[left mantle]

they werent on the exchange on the qol video.

That's all we know

[verbal lodge]

probably overthinking things

[left mantle]

No reason to remove them unless harbingers are getting a rework since fracturing was still there

[sour rivet]

general chat... art channel... all gone
with many more coming

[oblique belfry]

oh the irony

[sour rivet]

their kind know NOTHING but spam
purged all life in the other games and yet they remain unsatied

[halcyon fossil]

all that's left is perfect. hatred.

[sour rivet]

i cant even speak due to still being a whitename no rank fool

https://fixvx.com/OhMaxxammo/status/2026389377241231840?s=20

OhMaxxAmmo (@OhMaxxammo)

I've got the raygun

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 24, 2026, 8:10 PM

[halcyon fossil]

OUGH

[sour rivet]

why its taking longer than usual btw

in the pins

[left mantle]

Nah, because orb of horizons was also gone

[sour rivet]

of course they wont read

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

but ancient and fracturing orbs were still there

it's probably needed with how they're planning to change endgame it seems

[halcyon fossil]

the ultrakill steam forum is a mess

[oblique belfry]

wish it was the forums only

[halcyon fossil]

why are ultrakids like this

[oblique belfry]

adhd is hell of a drug

autism too

retardation is the main foundation though

[left mantle]

lack of coping mechanisms

[sour rivet]

never touched dusk once in their life

[marsh cargo]

Blame maxxor

[halcyon fossil]

[static axle]

Naah, at work

Been doing 12h shifts for moar money, so i can add markers and lights to hilux when vacation time from work

Might try it later this week after i rebuild pc into new case

[sour rivet]

not even

its ALWAYS been like this

it just gets very bad on the brink of an update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr60CInvNkY shit be feeling like

[oblique belfry]

mmmm

pumkin seeds

[sour rivet]

M O T H E R O F M E

[lucid latch]

https://tenor.com/view/layer-8-ultrakill-tomorrow-wakanda-meme-gif-18175136222664591680

[halcyon fossil]

good

[oblique belfry]

[lucid latch]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xrC3UX/

[zealous depot]

Fraud

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/WordPossum/status/2026462721634431207?s=20

⛧ Vermin ⛧ (@WordPossum)

New Blood discord was hell today lmao

X · Feb 25, 2026, 1:02 AM

[lucid latch]

can't wait for the Dr.Breen layer😂

in fraud

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

dude it wasnt this bad in layer 7

or ultrarevamp update

wtf happened

[sour rivet]

we got 2 updates in 2023

p-2 and violence

[lucid latch]

Damn....🤤

[untold spear]

lol

[sour rivet]

we got revamp in 2025

full arsenal in 2024

[oblique belfry]

ye

and those updates didnt get this backlash

well not backlash

retardation i guess

[lucid latch]

"Cuckold!" - Wilheim Willie Fisher, Half Sword

[sour rivet]

theres a new channel

no i will not add it to my list

[oblique belfry]

[halcyon fossil]

the new white name containment zone

[lucid latch]

tf is ultrawhitenames????

[sour rivet]

spamtards

[lucid latch]

ok

[oblique belfry]

they should shadowdrop updates from this point on

like valve

[lucid latch]

🤤 🤤 🤤

holy fog

[sour rivet]

dave should cancel it

[lucid latch]

holy godrays

[oblique belfry]

just not release updates until 1.0

[sour rivet]

i mean yeah this is the last update until 1.0

i think

[oblique belfry]

wait really ?

[sour rivet]

PUNG

DAVE PING

[oblique belfry]

O

O

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/FM6L_CjR5ZE?si=nryEENYMD3KZ9Pr4

[oblique belfry]

PREMIERRRRA AAAAAAAAAAAA

[sour rivet]

reset steam

[oblique belfry]

i have terar open

oops

i forgot

RAAAAAAAAAH

[lucid latch]

FRAUD IS OUT.....TODAY

[oblique belfry]

1.4 gb damn

[left mantle]

Can you believe it

[lucid latch]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-3-squid-game-season-3-gi-hun-front-man-gif-310917822261103384

[left mantle]

wall street in ultrakill

[oblique belfry]

CALM DOWN MAN

[proven tundra]

I yelled at my daughter that ultra kill was updated and she yelled back she was busy updating ultra kill

Lol

[oblique belfry]

BRO IS ALREADY PLAYING THE LEVEL

[proven tundra]

So is my child

"why is there a bird"

I have no idea what's happening

I'm going back to what I was doing lol

[oblique belfry]

okay now time to relearn this game

[sour rivet]

ITS PEAK

[timber oxide]

Bro it was 4 minutes

[lucid latch]

Hakita genuienly making a whole new game

[halcyon fossil]

so many doors

[lucid latch]

fym 8 - 3 p rank time gonna be longer than every p rank time from greed combined???

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xr4uk1/

[oblique belfry]

holy shit

there is more of em

[halcyon fossil]

just got here too

[timber oxide]

Oh my god it's gabriel ultrakill and his bitches

[oblique belfry]

holy shit

okay no wonder

it took so long to get here

[lucid latch]

holy hell

[oblique belfry]

despite everything. you are still a gopro

[copper vapor]

someone really didn't like the person in the torn-out spot

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

IS THIS FRAUD

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

yuppa

maurice

[zealous depot]

I still havent even finished the other layers yet

I'm simply too ass

[copper vapor]

well hello maurice

https://klipy.com/gifs/hannibal-lecter-silence-of-the-lambs-3

[oblique belfry]

damn im washed up

[zealous depot]

Doge uses the coin variant

[oblique belfry]

coin > rico > rail

[zealous depot]

(I miss the rail usually)