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blazing maple
marsh cargo
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Peak bethesda writting that someone kept idiots talking about it for 10+ years

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And its all mid

sour rivet
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first time im fighting with the stormcloaks since 2011 btw

slim magnet
blazing maple
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If I were dragonborn I'd enforce indipendence and anyone who dissagrees gets 5000 dwemer robots sic'd on them

slim magnet
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😎

shrewd gull
sour rivet
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and then summon durnehviir

oblique belfry
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huh

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you are back already ?

sour rivet
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apparently

blazing maple
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I'm joining the war on dragons on the side of dragons

sour rivet
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maybe a mod came out of nowhere

oblique belfry
sour rivet
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possibly blood or dry

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i did ping dry

oblique belfry
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we are being stalked

slim magnet
sour rivet
solid sundialBOT
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@oblique belfry

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

oblique belfry
marsh cargo
blazing maple
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Panther Relax

sour rivet
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go see him

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get the notched pickaxe

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collect the extremely rare frost lily

blazing maple
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"go see him"

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Yeah uh

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I gotta deal with delphine

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and then go to riften

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the thalmor embassy

sour rivet
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ughhh

blazing maple
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find out about dragonrend

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which means elder scroll I believe

sour rivet
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im glad i got the scroll way before i did the quest

blazing maple
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and only THEN can I go up to the top

sour rivet
timber oxide
sour rivet
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its save esbern
alduins wall
then paarthurnax

oblique belfry
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bro is getting ganked up

marsh cargo
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Kinda need this gif

sour rivet
marsh cargo
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But

sour rivet
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transparent?

marsh cargo
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With im lossing my sanity caption

marsh cargo
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That works too

sour rivet
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peacock my baby girl

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you deserve everything good

oblique belfry
sour rivet
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what

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risk of rain.

oblique belfry
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I KILLED IT AND NOW IM GETTING CHASED BY ITS SPIRIT WHAT

proven tundra
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Run b word

blazing maple
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and read the wall rock

copper vapor
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red rocket

sour rivet
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i still love how karthspire looks

blazing maple
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I get it had clouds or whatever

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but NO ONE KNEW

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for YEARS

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no one tried climbing?

sour rivet
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maybe they did they just couldnt get in

sour rivet
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THANK YOU

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I HAVE THIS THOUGHT ALL THE TIME WHEN I WALK PAST

timber oxide
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Climbing?

blazing maple
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how are we the only person to leave a major city in like thousands of years

timber oxide
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Fuck that, we tcl in this household

blazing maple
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hundreds of places no one has gone ever

oblique belfry
marsh cargo
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Climbing gear doesnt exist in nordland
The just invented ladders

blazing maple
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even if its a giant barrow off the side of the road

blazing maple
sour rivet
blazing maple
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Yeah skyrim map is 1/10th scale

oblique belfry
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i just wanted to look at recipes mane 😭

blazing maple
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Throat of the world should be giant

oblique belfry
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what the fuck is that

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what the fuck do i use that for

sour rivet
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it is a tower after all

oblique belfry
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"MATERIAL"

timber oxide
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Ask guide?

blazing maple
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seeing that the in game 7000 steps are only like 700 shows that the map is 1/10th scale

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imagine how big whiterun SHOULD be

sour rivet
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whiterun should be the capital of skyrim and i will die on this hill

proven tundra
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It should have at least five more houses

blazing maple
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bethesda always had a problem with scale. The imperial city should of been massive. fallout 3 was originally only the DC section until they added the areas around it

sour rivet
oblique belfry
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BRO WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

timber oxide
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Whiterun should have a more competent person in charge

blazing maple
sour rivet
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yeah idk whats goin on with whiterun

marsh cargo
sour rivet
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it wasnt this bad before

timid hollow
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i think bethesda stoopid

blazing maple
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other cities are fine

sour rivet
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yeah

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its weird

oblique belfry
marsh cargo
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Even cities in fallout 4 in space are small

blazing maple
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Bethesda just has a ton of scale in Eleder Scrolls lore but can't impliment that in game reasonably cause it'd take like....

proven tundra
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Too much pussy in the cloud district

blazing maple
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10x the ammount of time

proven tundra
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CPU can't handle it

sour rivet
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daggerfall man

blazing maple
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imagine if starfield never got made. This whole time could of been being worked on ES6 size and scale

proven tundra
oblique belfry
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what was that city where the thieves guild was living under it

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in skyrim

sour rivet
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riften

oblique belfry
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ye i killed everyone in riften after i was done with that place

sour rivet
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i quite like how riften looks in eso

oblique belfry
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the moment i finished thieves guild questline

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i just butchered everyone

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and dipped

sour rivet
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bit rude

oblique belfry
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they deserve it

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fuck that place

sour rivet
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i say, despite recently massacreing the guard regime

oblique belfry
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i need to make more houses for npcs but idfk how i can upgrade this "house"

sour rivet
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theres a mod coming out for skyrim

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and it has

oblique belfry
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maybe go upwards i guess ?

sour rivet
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ALL THE REALMS

oblique belfry
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and make 1-2 rooms below ?

sour rivet
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slowly build a castle

oblique belfry
sour rivet
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if you can make it look good staircase

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otherwise platform

oblique belfry
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well all i got is wood and stone

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hm

sour rivet
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i dont mean material

oblique belfry
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well all it takes is few hammer hits

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to make it a staircase

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but i see whatchu mean

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maybe make it zigzag ?

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why are zombies dropping so much gold what the fuck

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i just got 12 gold

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from 1 zombie

sour rivet
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that was one of mine

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he was my golddigger
literally

oblique belfry
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NOT AGAIN

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THE CONSTRUCT

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EU

oblique belfry
pliant chasm
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wow the game looked good all along

sour rivet
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always has

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come to my basin

pliant chasm
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ofc it starts running worse

oblique belfry
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how tf do you make connected stairs

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it climbs just fine

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but it looks odd

pliant chasm
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can't you put a plank in between

sour rivet
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you should?

oblique belfry
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like this ?

quiet abyss
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i was kinda sleeping on arbites shield tbh

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its very fun

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less effective than the base maul for dps, but the utility is grand

timid hollow
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i go help dawg :)

sour rivet
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da dawg

blazing maple
sour rivet
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thank you magic filth ball

verbal gate
timid hollow
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Psh

blazing maple
oblique belfry
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who tf are you

sour rivet
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should be basement/cellar/burning basement

oblique belfry
sour rivet
oblique belfry
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it dropped from a normal ass slime

sour rivet
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bro im wheezin

sturdy cosmos
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i poured some cereal in a glass and not a bowl does that mean im drinking cereal and not eating it now?

slim magnet
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you ever met a guy that runs like niko bellic

slim magnet
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does he also tilt 45° when he turns mid run

sturdy cosmos
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yeah but only sometimes (when i see him)

blazing maple
sour rivet
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the wha

blazing maple
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The Ankh

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What if he just had guppy's collar

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what then

sour rivet
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shit you right

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how does this make youfeel

sturdy cosmos
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CRAZY

blazing maple
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hence why he keeps dying quick

sturdy cosmos
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makes me feel wacky

blazing maple
blazing maple
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apathy

sour rivet
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i win

sturdy cosmos
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apathy is a feeling

blazing maple
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I like the pride flag in your bio, very stylish

sturdy cosmos
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therefor he felt something 🥀

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hebrew pride

blazing maple
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what hebrewing?

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a potion?

sour rivet
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honningbrew

blazing maple
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A sinister potion

sour rivet
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sam are you a honningbrew or a black briar mead kind of gal

sturdy cosmos
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hebrewing verification of clocks

blazing maple
sour rivet
sour rivet
pliant chasm
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me and gang

oblique belfry
sour rivet
pliant chasm
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cause i am

blazing maple
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She lives on

sour rivet
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hitler

oblique belfry
sour rivet
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HOLY SHIT

oblique belfry
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buh

sour rivet
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finally

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the dissolving was quite annoying

timid hollow
quiet abyss
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we kill him for the beret

timid hollow
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vegetable

quiet abyss
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every time

raven swan
quiet abyss
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thats hilarious

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are we deadass?

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@marsh cargo @vital venture @green granite @left mantle

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ivan moment

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but check this shit out

left mantle
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I used this exact perk in mortis trials aswell lmao

quiet abyss
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that is so funny tho

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i need to play mortis trials now

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tmr i need friends to play this with

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can we get some people together ohno

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i must have the full auto boltfun

left mantle
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I think longest spray I had was 1:30 because of how my perks were set up

quiet abyss
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i had 40 seconds without the full auto in a normal damnation match

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so i bet i could get 2 min

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possibly

left mantle
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All you could hear is the recon lasgun going off

blazing maple
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do you guys think I can walk down from the throat of the world to riverwood

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I don't wanna fast travel

quiet abyss
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oh that might be why you didnt breach 2 min, because the recon las does poorly on crushers

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or im just dumb

quiet abyss
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because i feel like the boltgun would be funny

sour rivet
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trust

quiet abyss
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well either way, the infinite chug chug is funny

sour rivet
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also sam guess what!!!!!!

left mantle
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I had a bunch of ogryn types

quiet abyss
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and i wanna use that

left mantle
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and I didn't have that selected

quiet abyss
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and since ex stance regens while its active (which is nuts) you can practically never stop firing

blazing maple
quiet abyss
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i remember in havoc i ran stance with boltgun on a rotten armor modifier

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and the buffs from execution stance pair so well to counter it

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ofc i had to eat all the teams ammo, so a couple people switched to psyker and scum

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because those classes have inf ammo or no ammo at all on staffs

blazing maple
sour rivet
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my staff does damage again!

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also what do you mean murderer

blazing maple
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look up

sour rivet
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i didnt do that

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you asked if you could walk down

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i said yes

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looks to me you jumped

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like a IDIOT

oblique belfry
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interesting playthrough so far

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im also 1st timing secrets of the shadows

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so there is tons of new stuff

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like these fucking nature spirits madge1

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we shall see moar

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but till then

uneven sapphire
timid hollow
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but before we do that

oblique belfry
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dude

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i thought someone pinged me in here but turns out

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the fucking modpack i JUST started mind you

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got a major update right now

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@sour rivet

sour rivet
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bruh what

oblique belfry
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ye

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i fuckin started the modpack

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literally 2 hours ago

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and it got a major update just now

sour rivet
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what did it change

oblique belfry
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a lot apparently

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it got its own trailer

sour rivet
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tf

oblique belfry
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and patch notes on wiki

sour rivet
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well atleast it was now and not later

oblique belfry
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fuck is this luck

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yeah

sour rivet
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shame about the house tho

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assuming the update is major enough to force you to restart

oblique belfry
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i mean i doubt it will affect world gen

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from trailer it just looked like reworks and few items additions

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but ill read patch notes and ask in dc when i wake up KekSkew

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this shit hella funny

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anyways a lil funi moment

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going bak to mimir

sour rivet
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im going to cut off your head now

oblique belfry
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fuck u me-

sour rivet
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well i was hoping to find a gif of kratos chopping mimirs head off

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but alas

blazing maple
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Party time

sour rivet
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falkreath has been conquered

sour rivet
blazing maple
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I'm getting CRUNK

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yes

sour rivet
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okie

blazing maple
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everyone is getting fucked up

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yeahhhhh

uneven sapphire
sour rivet
blazing maple
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he gave me 7 gold!!

sour rivet
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did u make my ring yet

blazing maple
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no

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I got a nice room in the college tho

sour rivet
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more like a MICE room

blazing maple
sour rivet
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i killed people

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another fort is ours

blazing maple
pallid sapphire
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I need to finaly play the oblivion remaster

sour rivet
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im coming.

blazing maple
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ugh fine

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better be okay when I come back

sour rivet
sour rivet
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@blazing maple okie you can come back :)

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theres a lil dirt here and there but it'll buff out

vital venture
nocturne salmon
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I hope all those racists dont break out when one will break out eventually

blazing maple
blazing maple
sour rivet
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

blazing maple
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Why're we both talking to ghosts

sour rivet
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SIGN MY LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID!!!!!!!!

blazing maple
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kill him

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mr.rapey

sour rivet
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hes asking me to destroy a boo

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k

sour rivet
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i got the money to spare

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since idk what else to do with gold

sour rivet
verbal gate
blazing maple
sour rivet
sour rivet
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YOU MOTHERFU-

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I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE SEA OF GHOSTS

brittle karma
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behold

quiet abyss
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true!

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Also i cant get enough of mark ii relic blade @vital venture

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The uppercut and overhead heavies just slap so fucking hard

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You can absolutely get a rhythm going

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And i swear it feels more powerful than the mark x

kindred nymph
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IM SO FADED RN

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SHIT IM SO 2016

quiet abyss
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Great, doesnt mean you need to be our problem

quiet abyss
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Ok

brittle karma
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clean up on isle 67

kindred nymph
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STSSTUFUU

quiet abyss
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Clean up on aisle retard more like

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Shoo

brittle karma
kindred nymph
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA

blazing maple
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ur welcome big lady

kindred nymph
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that shit so assss

quiet abyss
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Can you be faded in any other channel?

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Newbies?

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Or something

brittle karma
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is there a mod where i can wield lusty argonian maid on left hand as catalyst for my spells in skyrim

brittle karma
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i still havent fully experienced enchanting in skyrim ngl

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its all sneak this and sneak that

quiet abyss
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I still havent played skyrim

brittle karma
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wtf

quiet abyss
brittle karma
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skyrim se is on discount rn

quiet abyss
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I dont care to pay for it either

pliant chasm
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i have the opposite problem

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i never did stealth archer

brittle karma
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or you can just...

quiet abyss
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So unless a mf is buying me a key, im not paying for it or anything

pliant chasm
quiet abyss
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More effort than hodd towards game is worth

sour rivet
pliant chasm
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you have to be a certain level of retard for it to be that much effort

brittle karma
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i went through said ass phase on legendary

pliant chasm
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why go archer when deadric 2 handed axe is in the game

quiet abyss
pliant chasm
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fair ig

quiet abyss
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Also means i have to do more than just click 2 things like buying it

sour rivet
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is this good or bad

brittle karma
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the "armor stands" are pretty much frozen npcs

sour rivet
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yeah

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but this is the first time on this playthrough it just decides TO BE MOVING

brittle karma
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what a funny way to cut corners

kindred nymph
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yall so lame

sour rivet
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theres more.

pliant chasm
sour rivet
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i did whistle when i saw the room

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its very nice

quiet abyss
kindred nymph
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bro you so lame doe

quiet abyss
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Thats nice, didnt ask

sour rivet
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gaw dayum

kindred nymph
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bro you are not tha guy

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viva mexico

brittle karma
sour rivet
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yes that is dibella

kindred nymph
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ew yall are perverts dude

sour rivet
brittle karma
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smash either way

kindred nymph
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yeah ur weird dude

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you need some morals dude

sour rivet
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wizard react this strange greyname

kindred nymph
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such yo lame ass mouth

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loool

quiet abyss
kindred nymph
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that might be the lamest shit ive ever seen lil ass boy

quiet abyss
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Who even is this clown

sour rivet
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ᓭᒷꖎ⎓ !¡∷𝙹⋮ᒷᓵℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣ ∷⚍ꖎ|| ||𝙹⚍∷ ᓭ!¡ᒷᓵ╎ᔑꖎℸ ̣ ||

kindred nymph
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why u mad nerd

quiet abyss
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Timmy tough knuckles has arrived in offtopic

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Guys run

brittle karma
kindred nymph
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i punch nails for fun

brittle karma
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average grey name experience

quiet abyss
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Does anyone even know who this mysterious little man is?

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Because ive never seen this tweaker

pliant chasm
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alt or mental retard call it

brittle karma
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most likely both

kindred nymph
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im 5'6

quiet abyss
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That explains it

kindred nymph
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lmfao

pliant chasm
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im sorry to hear that

kindred nymph
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wdym thats huge

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im a big guy

quiet abyss
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I never would have thought we had a manlet

kindred nymph
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i eat unhealthly

quiet abyss
pliant chasm
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nah dawg you is a manlet

kindred nymph
sour rivet
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whats your opinion on free will

quiet abyss
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He means round

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Bet i could bowl a strike with his rotund ass

sour rivet
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quiet abyss
sour rivet
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answer again.

proven tundra
quiet abyss
kindred nymph
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bro thats like the number answer to that question

sour rivet
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do you believe free will exists

quiet abyss
kindred nymph
quiet abyss
blazing maple
sour rivet
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hmmmm

sour rivet
blazing maple
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get flipped idiot

kindred nymph
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BRO GUYS IT FREE WILL IS PREMIUM LIFE

quiet abyss
kindred nymph
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SUBSCRIBE NOW

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SUBSCRIBE TO PREMIUM LIFE NOW

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!!!

blazing maple
sour rivet
quiet abyss
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Hes a genius

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A true philosopher of our time

brittle karma
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aight did my dailies, time for skyrim

kindred nymph
# sour rivet

stop wasting your time on this shit go play red dead

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go play a good game

sour rivet
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shit game

kindred nymph
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that shit will blo your shit smooth off

quiet abyss
brittle karma
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red dead is good tho smh

kindred nymph
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lollll

sour rivet
brittle karma
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no red dead slander here

proven tundra
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Red dead

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More like

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Red

sour rivet
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bread

proven tundra
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Uhhh

quiet abyss
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Blue life

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Blue life damnation

gray kettle
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Morning goobers

proven tundra
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Red hava Dee's nuts!!

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Lmao

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Gottem

quiet abyss
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Alo, we got a random greyname today

kindred nymph
real aspen
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Red dead?

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Dead cells better

quiet abyss
real aspen
brittle karma
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shut up morty

quiet abyss
real aspen
kindred nymph
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that shit was lame as fuck

real aspen
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Wait

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Ignore that

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I just remembered

real aspen
kindred nymph
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bro where are yall from

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deadass

sour rivet
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the depths of apocrypha

quiet abyss
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shut it norton3244

blazing maple
kindred nymph
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holy fuck yall are jits

proven tundra
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Uranus

quiet abyss
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“Jits”

kindred nymph
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istg

quiet abyss
sour rivet
brittle karma
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fkn skyrim keeps resetting my fov, shits annoying as hell

sick trail
quiet abyss
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Local man is shocked after entering offtopic channel and is greeted by offtopic conversations and nerds on a discord for a game for nerds

real aspen
quiet abyss
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No shit

sick trail
real aspen
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Fart to get double jump

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Poop to place emergency block under yourself

sick trail
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The Scout TF2 way

real aspen
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The concept is solid

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Method is questionable

proven tundra
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The concept is solid
But the poop isn't

sick trail
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Honestly, it tracks for Minecraft mods

proven tundra
quiet abyss
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Surprised the greyname isnt here to be complaining about shit humor

proven tundra
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They left to download the mod

quiet abyss
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Clearly the only reasonable conclusion

proven tundra
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Also I'm glad my insomnia woke me up at 0230 for this shit

quiet abyss
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1:44 for me

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Should be sleep

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But im not worried

proven tundra
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I will turn off my phone

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In one more minute I promise

quiet abyss
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Coward

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Just dont sleep

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I woke up at 10 am yesterday, but not tired rn

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I should have slept to 4pm

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So that i could stay awake all day tmr or smth

real aspen
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The other day I saw someone pop a vein, start calling people nazis and shit, flood the chat with walls of text, and get banned within 5 minutes

quiet abyss
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As is the true gamma user way

proven tundra
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Rude

real aspen
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Because someone made a joke about throwing people out of helicopters... In Roblox game server

proven tundra
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Oh okay

quiet abyss
proven tundra
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That's fair

quiet abyss
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Unreasonable crashout

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I wish they didnt ask for id to chat

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Cant bully kids if they cant chat either

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Stupid ass rule

proven tundra
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That was the guy that got thrown out of the helo

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He got triggered

quiet abyss
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When the cyberbullying speaker is talking to the class and what they’re describing is sounding real familiar:

proven tundra
quiet abyss
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Nah its fun though, not like they cant just leave

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When i bully people online, i dont follow them outside the chat

proven tundra
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Can't be an expert on something you haven't done before right

quiet abyss
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They leave, i leave, thats it

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Also yeah

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Im an expert in bullying children on roblox

proven tundra
quiet abyss
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My trade has been ruined tho

proven tundra
quiet abyss
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Might just have to do it in minecraft

proven tundra
#

That's how you become a pharmacist
They make you try all the drugs first

quiet abyss
#

Once called a kid a lab experiment, test tube baby

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Literally

proven tundra
#

Got dicey when I had to eat arsenic

real aspen
#

Clone racism smh

quiet abyss
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Lots of other mean shit was said

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The neat thing with roblox bullying

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Was avoiding the filter

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Real ingenuity

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0.01 GPA activities istg

proven tundra
brittle karma
#

i dont think i will now

proven tundra
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Alright

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Bedge

quiet abyss
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Also they take it more serious than me

proven tundra
quiet abyss
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Its funny how mad they got

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Or how many times they would try to 1up me

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Literally the dynamic

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Sleepytime

sour rivet
brittle karma
#

what a shitshow, im gonna wait until theyre done killing each other

green granite
#

Man why is everyone bedged

real aspen
#

they're sleepy oomfies

green granite
#

SIKORSKY AIRCRAFT, LOCKHEED MARTIN COMPANY CARGO HELICOPTER CH-53 MODEL ECHO SUPER STALION letsgooo

real aspen
#

hell yeah

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coptar

brittle karma
#

crispy

chrome ginkgo
real aspen
#

holy fuck

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HE"S ALIVE

blazing maple
#

I found the wall of dead people

rocky olive
#

Game companies cannot controll many stuff - its fanat games and leeked sources for mod making.
Blue archive on 2 photoes, jentlemen

blazing maple
#

fuck I need a girlfriend/wife

forest acorn
blazing maple
#

I'm learning to play flute

forest acorn
#

thats fun

blazing maple
#

People keep throwing stuff at me so I gotta practice more

forest acorn
#

i think you can just play while walking around and it gives you practice

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and creatures dont care if ur music is bad

blazing maple
#

I like playing in cities, feel safer

forest acorn
#

true....

blazing maple
sour rivet
blazing maple
#

the chill?

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Explain yourself

sour rivet
#

Winterhold prison

blazing maple
#

northeast of winterhold prison

sour rivet
#

About... North of septimus outpost

blazing maple
#

okay I'll do that

sour rivet
#

Yey

blazing maple
#

but rn I'm doing Rizz

sour rivet
#

Rizz?

blazing maple
#

Getting a necklace for a nice lady

sour rivet
upbeat verge
gray kettle
chrome ginkgo
#

I asked for no pickles and they gave me the fucking mcpicklepounder

upbeat verge
chrome ginkgo
#

Mcpicklepounder

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Poor gob

atomic epoch
#

This is where we complain about bethesda for an hour

snow tree
restive bear
#

This is the part where we say FNV is the best fallout and 4 is the worst

upbeat verge
#

for the past...a lot of time

restive bear
#

He's a furry

upbeat verge
#

at this point yes

#

the cat of the girl I like

real aspen
#

Lick it

verbal gate
#

accidentally launched 2 missiles at my own fleet stationed at a fuel base lmao

upbeat verge
real aspen
#

The cat

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Perform this

snow tree
#

Something y'all should work on

upbeat verge
#

IN ORDER TO GET DEAD GOD

snow tree
#

Great iBan

copper owl
#

ah ivan my favorite Isaac player

coarse pond
#

why am i doing this to myself...

upbeat verge
real aspen
#

Dr who mentioned

#

Hell yeah

chrome ginkgo
green granite
pallid sapphire
chrome ginkgo
nocturne salmon
#

Anomaly music is so fucking goog

pallid sapphire
solid sundialBOT
#

@nocturne salmon

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

pallid sapphire
green granite
#

Huh

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I think I forgot to take meds again

#

Cuz what the fuck is this

nocturne salmon
green granite
nocturne salmon
#

I legit cant deal with shamblers still

raven swan
#

chat i finally have the full set

#

i got the duck nameplate

nocturne salmon
#

and mechs

verbal gate
#

I keep retreating but they keep chasing lmao, the crew of this craft is in hell rn

pallid sapphire
#

Tactical nuke them kekl

somber nova
#

Wasup with my boys tho

verbal gate
verbal gate
#

my entire fleet is on fire right now lmao

#

welp, runs dead 😭

coarse pond
verbal gate
nocturne aurora
#

Switch 2 was a Scam from Nintendo so you can pay to see Mario again in 1080p

slim magnet
#

i only know about the 100usd donkey kong game that's apparently actually good

verbal gate
slim magnet
#

yeah but i mean that's an unfair comparison might aswell compare it to idk the 360 because it had uhh

#

halo

brittle karma
#

smokin'

#

watch your language bud

upbeat verge
#

I'm like sheldon from TBBT bro

#

me and girl met

#

and I Didn't piss the entire day

green granite
#

Kill Fent

nocturne salmon
#

Should I take tongue of this girl

#

she makes my whole colony doubt

#

and unsettled

atomic epoch
nocturne aurora
atomic epoch
real aspen
nocturne salmon
#

Friendlies finally came

#

TO BURN MY DEVILSTRAND

tiny pivot
#

goober appearance

brittle karma
blazing maple
pure compass
#

What if you got a cold snap?

#

oh 35C in winter nvm

pure compass
#

WHAT IF YOU GOT A HEATWAVE?

nocturne salmon
#

heatwave doesnt kill plants

pure compass
#

oh plants are actually immune to high temperature

#

WHAT IF YOU GOT A DRY THUNDERSTORM?!

nocturne salmon
#

we are on einstein island that looks liek that

#

fire is not that scary

#

you know what is scary

#

when your main fighting pawn gets gregnant

#

even I told them to use protection

#

I fucking knew her lover will be a problem

pure compass
#

getting gregnant?

upbeat verge
nocturne salmon
#

I think its origin where people with penises took special procedure when they are in love with someone

upbeat verge
nocturne salmon
#

🔪 🎊

raven swan
#

i'm disturbed that i understood instantly what this meant without reading any context

#

now that i've read the context it doesn't make it any better

pure compass
#

can you even un-vasectomy a pawn?

pliant chasm
#

first try baby

#

best boss so far

#

and a plate to boot

nocturne salmon
#

but you can place tube to women

#

and also permanently make women unable to bear

pure compass
#

inb4 they break up

#

and you have to give another pawn a vasectomy

nocturne salmon
#

do you think top room is good for baby with little renovations?

pure compass
#

no

nocturne salmon
#

there were a lot of blood in that room

pure compass
#

use the pet sleeping spot

nocturne salmon
#

A lot of torture

nocturne salmon
#

we have multiple partners religion

pure compass
#

no but what if they rng break up :omegakekw

#

oh

#

fair enough

real aspen
nocturne salmon
#

bro is indeed a careful shooter

real aspen
#

doxed some poor lady

nocturne salmon
#

oh fuck now they want to marry

pliant chasm
#

this thing is so sick

real aspen
#

yellow as hell

nocturne salmon
#

banana

real aspen
#

the banana is full of essential vitamins and nutrients

rocky turtle
nocturne salmon
#

Bro has a wife and soon a kid. its still not enough for him

#

also he was 60 years old before joining our colony

onyx vigil
#

Omg I can’t start my pc up again are you serious?!

#

I have been trying for 30 minutes almost to get this pc to start

hearty wyvern
#

Texas looks identical to Indiana

proven tundra
#

I don't see it

#

Also good morning chatters

hearty wyvern
#

Lol

raven swan
#

holy shit mastery 3 is expensive

chrome ginkgo
onyx vigil
#

Welp now it’s gone nearly 1 hour and I still haven’t gotten my pc to start

chrome ginkgo
#

That poor guy got so mad about the bit on Wyoming

proven tundra
#

Everything is a slur now

sick trail
#

Written by WHOM?

rocky turtle
#

@forest acorn im sorry my dude 🥀

arctic flicker
rocky turtle
arctic flicker
rocky turtle
hearty wyvern
proven tundra
hearty wyvern
#

Did you make all these rats yourself

proven tundra
#

Oh no

#

I'm not creative or talented

hearty wyvern
#

😂

#

I want this ngl

teal spade
hearty wyvern
teal spade
hearty wyvern
#

Clippy only wanted to help

teal spade
#

so did the KKK

shrewd gull
#

Huh

teal spade
#

the Kool Kidz Klub

proven tundra
hearty wyvern
#

Clippy is actually the face of an anti clanker movement

hexed stag
#

Rat, look

proven tundra
#

this is true

#

but sometimes you have to say "double double with milk" because your bud doesn't want cream

hexed stag
#

what's the difference?

proven tundra
#

coffee creamer has more fat

hexed stag
#

oh they put the same volume

proven tundra
hexed stag
#

I sometimes buy sweet cream for coffee

#

certainly more effective than milk

proven tundra
#

ye I used to put this kind of stuff in my travel mug coffee in the mornings

#

having to leave for work at 0600 did things to my brain

#

nowadays I just drink black coffee

nocturne salmon
#

My brother, I dont even have so much resources

brittle karma
#

youre shitting me, so close to t6

proven tundra
#

morning drooner

thick plover
#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

nocturne salmon
#

I think I should cut the girl's tongue

#

she is making people mad

nocturne salmon
#

She is whispering, she is whispering

nocturne salmon
#

She wants human meat

#

she howls for raids

glad parrot
#

Last human meat: 36 days ago...

raven swan
#

Feed her smh

nocturne salmon
#

And I dont want to throw her out yet I have crumbling mind guy in cryptocasket

#

she can heal him

#

only she

#

I want her to silence

blazing maple
#

did someone say crypto?

#

Enter my crypt

#

Kill the headmaster necromancer of scholomance

timid hollow
#

it will end soon

arctic flicker
pallid raft
#

long 15 legion grr bull double bull head bull

proven tundra
#

its time

#

SNECKO EYE

#

GO

thick plover
#

OH MY GOD

#

i just got mad that my mouses left click was tweaking so I lifted the button and just saw a small dust clump in the mouse after cleaning it out

#

on both clicks