╟❓general-offtopic

[timber oxide]

I take aim

Fire my Talon

Nail my buddy in the head

[thick plover]

Like fuck give me diff 11 and enemies are even more buffed cause fuck my chuddiver life and the mission has like 5 modifiers but it rewards you with 25 sc for completing a 3 bunch of missions

I feel people would go crazy for that shit

[timber oxide]

I mean

No, but actually yes

Give small SC rewards to contributing to MOs

[thick plover]

Im saying

[timber oxide]

Maybe not every single one

[thick plover]

Ive been saying this for like a bit too

[timber oxide]

Cyberstan should reward SCs tho

But some less important MOs can be just medals

[thick plover]

It just feels pointless to do jack shit cause 95% of the time the sc you were supposed to find on the map is replaced by 1 rare sample

Shit shouldn't even share the same loot pool

On higher difficulties

[timber oxide]

What do you mean "were supposed to find"

[thick plover]

Small pois

Like the container you grenade

[left mantle]

The point

[thick plover]

And find rare samples on the shelf and floor

[left mantle]

Is that you're treating it like you are always entitled to it being there.

[thick plover]

Those couldve been sc or medals

Or req slips

[left mantle]

Instead of it being a bonus

[timber oxide]

I open a fucking container and I'm like "fuck yeah, free medals"

"Holy shit free money, I just spent all of it on a SCOPE"

[untold spear]

i feel quite hungry

[thick plover]

Henry

[proven tundra]

Same vro

[thick plover]

This

[timber oxide]

"Fuck yeah, green samples (I'm at a sample limit)"

[thick plover]

I feel like samples should just be unlimited

[timber oxide]

Speaking of samples

[thick plover]

Fuck it even let me spend like 250 commons to roll a roulette wheel and I get a random reward

[untold spear]

i feel like super credit should be given for free!

[timber oxide]

You should've seen me on the last fucking mission I did with @sour rivet ever

[thick plover]

Like a skin for a gun that you cant buy with req slips

[thick plover]

Communist clanker detected

[timber oxide]

We're out of reinforcements, I'm the only one alive, being chased by the whole army of automatons

[thick plover]

Face the wall

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/viktor-the-machine-herald-league-of-legends-dance-dancing-gif-2574249560207087988

[timber oxide]

I run past regular ass samples

"oooo, sample"

[thick plover]

But ye I feel like cannonically there would be just a reward system where you go give all your unneeded samples and just get a random reward

[rocky turtle]

still no new ship upgrades

[thick plover]

Like oooo whats behind this door helldiver

Pick a door any door

Pick a suitcase helldiver

[timber oxide]

I see sample, I need to pick it up

[thick plover]

Holy shit its 20 super credits!

Its a unique weapon camo!

[rocky turtle]

(im at full)

[timber oxide]

Like I won't specifically look for samples because I'm full

[thick plover]

For [insert least used weapon]

[timber oxide]

But if I walk past them

Yummy sampl

Nom

[thick plover]

My friends dont even bother picking shit up anymore

Cus theyre maxed

Im only picking them up cause Im missing 1 ship upgrade

[timber oxide]

Boring

Risk your life for one common sample

Do it

[left mantle]

For super earth

[timber oxide]

You may not need those but Super Earth needs those

Pick them up

[thick plover]

Also the bucket filled with samples in the corner of my destroyer

[timber oxide]

Also if I hear that stupid mf bitchass tell me I could pick up more samples I fucking swear to god I'm sending her to the planet surface without a hellpod

[thick plover]

NEW EPIC HELLDIVER PRANK
FILLING A BUCKET WITH SUPER SAMPLES AND POURING IT ON CIVILIANS (I TOLD THEM ITS LIQUID MERCURY)

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

I wasn't looking at the reinforcement count for 5 minutes

We're down to 490k

[thick plover]

[timber oxide]

I have already parked my Super Destroyer at Penta

[thick plover]

Yea idk I just feel like

[rocky turtle]

[thick plover]

Drg handles their event seasons best

You get rewarded infinitely for just playing the game

As it should be

[timber oxide]

In general, I don't blame the devs for the failure, I obviously mostly blame the players

[thick plover]

Theres no progression locking

[timber oxide]

However

They could've done one thing better

And that is

[proven tundra]

What if I want to be rewarded for not playing a game at all

[timber oxide]

Only deaths on the MO related planets should count

[thick plover]

Job:

Uh

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

Cookie clicker:

[timber oxide]

Because apparently all deaths did count

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

But other than that

I'm not really mad

We win some we lose some

[thick plover]

Me watching the cryo frozen helldiver wake up and choose to ignore everything and not go to cyberstan

https://tenor.com/view/screwed-smiling-friends-gif-14004208455676196700

[timber oxide]

We should've diverted from Transcendence to one of the other two open megafactories tho

Because Transcendence was a lost cause

But we could've dealt more damage to the infrastructure before we left

[quiet abyss]

does anyone wanna play sloptide with me?

[thick plover]

How big is sloptide again

[quiet abyss]

(no because its sloptide)

[thick plover]

80 gigs?

[quiet abyss]

big

yes

[thick plover]

Yea fuck that game

[quiet abyss]

its not hd2 20gb

so yeah idk

[thick plover]

I aint downloading that piece of shit

[timber oxide]

Come on Bogdan

[untold spear]

midtide

[quiet abyss]

bro has a whole 0.001 gb left

[timber oxide]

Sloptide is fun

[quiet abyss]

sloptide

[thick plover]

I cant

Im maxed out on storage

[quiet abyss]

bogdan how much storage do you have, and how much is furry porn

[untold spear]

just unninstall one of the millions map painters you have downloaded

[thick plover]

I got 1.5 tb

[quiet abyss]

and you dont have space?

[timber oxide]

I know I did say that I don't want to play it cause I don't want to be forced to play with randoms, but from the tutorial mission I can tell it's super fun

[untold spear]

mofo is playing 5 different variatons of excel

[thick plover]

As in how much in total

[quiet abyss]

i managed to fit sm2, darktide, gta 5, rdr2 and a few other games on my 1.2tb

and a bunch of other random shit

and gamma modpack

[timber oxide]

THE WHAT MODPACK

[quiet abyss]

shut up retard

[thick plover]

Ive no fucking idea whats taking up so much space

[quiet abyss]

[thick plover]

But yea i dont jort it

[untold spear]

stalker mentioned in off topic

[quiet abyss]

bitcoin miner

[untold spear]

whers the mods

[quiet abyss]

[timber oxide]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/845741029927551009/1190647424834883604/IMG_9902.gif?ex=65a28fd3&is=65901ad3&hm=56dd208be37c7a6382517f2634cd61f6becee1c40e03845ecc3516f939cf2cd5&

[quiet abyss]

deadass

i love this meme

[thick plover]

Oh yea ive had warthunder sitting on my pc cus i used to play with my 2 british lads

[quiet abyss]

delete

[timber oxide]

Anyways I would consider playing with you if I wasn't on a gaming break right now

[thick plover]

We havent played in months but we've been playing nightreign

[quiet abyss]

war thunder is more slop than any 40k game i have seen

[timber oxide]

And also if you'd tell me how to play sloptide

[quiet abyss]

i would

[proven tundra]

Slop games are still fun if you're playing with someone

[timber oxide]

You can even drop me on the hardest difficulty

[quiet abyss]

i literally would in fact teach you the game

[hearty wyvern]

Avowed download night round 2

[thick plover]

I wanna play the new classes on darktide but i dont want to give fatshark money

[quiet abyss]

yea, but war thunder wasnt even fun with friends for me

[quiet abyss]

its worth giving them money on arbites

[timber oxide]

We can arrange a sloptide session someday

[quiet abyss]

depends on what you think on hive scum

[hearty wyvern]

I love slop

[timber oxide]

I still have it installed on both PCs I think

[quiet abyss]

hive scum has rocket launcher tho

which is tasty

[timber oxide]

Nevermind I don't have it on main

[quiet abyss]

[thick plover]

Who gives a shit abt rocket launcher

[quiet abyss]

its over

[thick plover]

You have the same shit on ogryn

[timber oxide]

So I'd need to download it

[quiet abyss]

me because boom

[thick plover]

And you can throw 6 of them

[quiet abyss]

no you dont

[thick plover]

And it recharges

[quiet abyss]

ogryn grenades (besides the rock) fucking suck

[timber oxide]

ROCK

[quiet abyss]

the box of nades is ok

[timber oxide]

My favorite grenade

[quiet abyss]

the big nade tho?

[timber oxide]

Rock

[quiet abyss]

biggest piece of shit

[thick plover]

The big frag isnt bad

[quiet abyss]

EVER

it is

doesnt 1 shot crushers

therefore ass

[thick plover]

Its literally op on higher difficulties if the map is of the corridors type

[rocky turtle]

what about helldivers?

[quiet abyss]

if i get 1 big nade, it better 1 shot

[hearty wyvern]

I didn't mean to mpreg

It double tapped by mistake

[quiet abyss]

yeah, i get fucking 4 ROCKETS

[thick plover]

Yea no shit you paid for the vlass

[quiet abyss]

thats way better

and they do more damage

[thick plover]

Class

[quiet abyss]

they wipe crusher hordes

ok and?

[thick plover]

You also give ur ass for fatshark to take 4 backshots at

[quiet abyss]

arbites isnt even top 3 yet its pain

[desert fox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjmQK_DGWgs

[quiet abyss]

i didnt pay for arbites tho, which is nice

anyways tho, arbites is a good class, all classes are

but its not even in top 3

top 3 are psyker, scum then veteran

then zealot

[thick plover]

Anyways ill check my storage tomorrow and download the game maybe

Fuck do I know

[quiet abyss]

the last place is ogryn

because ogryn is ass

(in havoc)

[thick plover]

I sint got a job yet so I can just play shit for 10 hours a day

[timber oxide]

I'm not against it

[quiet abyss]

still fun on normal diffs

[timber oxide]

But I just parked my ship at Penta cause it's food time

[thick plover]

I ran the dot charge build with rock and shield

[quiet abyss]

ogryn is sadly being pummeled into the ground by bigsalmon

[thick plover]

On havoc

[quiet abyss]

so its just not that good

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

ogryn nerfs make me sad

ngl

[timber oxide]

And I don't want my ship to be shot down when I'm not looking

[quiet abyss]

he went from proper tanky

to straight shit

[thick plover]

https://fixvx.com/medster101/status/2024948807415558576?s=46

medster101 (@medster101)

“Previously worked on AI products”

First day on the job

QRT: CultureCrave
Asha Sharma is the new CEO of Microsoft Gaming

She previously worked on AI products at Microsoft

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 20, 2026, 8:46 PM

[quiet abyss]

i mean ogryn is havoc viable

[thick plover]

[quiet abyss]

if you are good enough

but its not anything like zealots op ass

or veterans krak spam

[thick plover]

Psyker daggers going pew pew pew pew

And killing entire hordes cross map

[arctic flicker]

fly my pretties

[thick plover]

Legit most annoying shit ever

[quiet abyss]

the dagger shitters kinda suck

brain burst is where its at

[thin bobcat]

At this point I am certain that the AI would do less damage than the retards working on the AI products at Microsoft

[quiet abyss]

popping some dumb heretics skull

[thick plover]

Id see my friend throw them and I walk through 6 empty corridors in front of me

Like

It makes the game so trivial

[quiet abyss]

nah theyre not even that good anymore

takes like 3-4 of them to kill elites

besides snipers

or bombers

but if its something stronger, it takes like 5 for a scab gunner

fuck that

just use the brain burst

and pop them

[thick plover]

Bro just use lightning

You stun the entire room

[quiet abyss]

fuck lightning

[thick plover]

It funni

[quiet abyss]

i will crucify you

[thick plover]

Dont care

Love me some lightning

[quiet abyss]

its the one ability i dont allow in my havoc games

i cant stand it

when all you can see is fucking PURPLE LIGHT

im not having any fun

and the lightning psyker is barely having fun

because its just left click

also it sucks on havoc

because final toll just deletes the stun

so they just walk up and beat your fucking skull in

deserved for crutching on lightning tbh

[rocky turtle]

good night everyone

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-cat-gif-25643491

[versed eagle]

Picked up a beauty of a commie era polish akm today.

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/look-what-you-fucking-did-fuck-you-asshole-gif-678221814522014649

[copper vapor]

[zealous depot]

[nocturne salmon]

mmm tender crabs

[timber oxide]

Wait are we fucking nuking it

[zealous depot]

Exterminatatus

[timber oxide]

Valid

Fuck Cyberstan

[green granite]

Fuck Cyberstan

Idk why we didnt do carpet orbital bombardment already

[untold spear]

NOBODY ASKED

jk

that looks lit af

[versed eagle]

I wanna test er out tommorrow but blew my shoulder at work wensday so I'm not shooting any rifles for a minute

[shrewd gull]

Wensday

[copper vapor]

https://youtu.be/JwYulMmL_dM?t=16

[copper vapor]

wensday addams

[hearty wyvern]

Uh, if we didn't get boots on ground and time for it it wouldn't have been a good event

[copper vapor]

it could've been an invasion event WITH orbital bombardment happening in the background and randomly on the map while players duke it out

like that exterminatus mission in DoW2 Retribution

[quiet abyss]

when are you done slaving away?

[copper vapor]

WE HAVE ARRIVED
AND IT IS NOW THAT WE PERFORM OUR CHARGE

[quiet abyss]

i wanna play darktide with someone

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE

[quiet abyss]

@vital venture is doing something too

until like 10pm my time

[zealous depot]

Never they keep giving us more mandatory ot

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1341944630375219242/1474246627991748679/HD2ligmaballs.webp

i mean done for the day

like 11pm?

2am?

[vital venture]

Just time travel nerd

[quiet abyss]

like what

[quiet abyss]

shut up clown

work faster or smth

[zealous depot]

11, but I work tomrrow too

[quiet abyss]

idk

[quiet abyss]

[zealous depot]

So just gonna go eepy

[quiet abyss]

this shit sucks

[zealous depot]

[vital venture]

No.

[quiet abyss]

so then play darktide

thats what i thought

[vital venture]

https://tenor.com/view/rogal-dorn-no-gif-26277760

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/basedgulp-ravioli-cat-gulp-gif-12709933643787862841

[timber oxide]

You stole it from me, and I in turn stole it from youtube

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-its-as-shrimple-as-that-not-so-shrimple-elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-gif-26027466

true!

[timber oxide]

I have one more

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1341944630375219242/1474246706915966986/HD2idunno.webp

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-8829002926137263043

[quiet abyss]

[timber oxide]

I still want one gif to be remade with helldivers

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-astartes-3d-art-nope-gif-16794679

This one

[quiet abyss]

pretty sure someone made one similar

one sec

nop

[vital venture]

Someone for a fact did make a helldivers version

Idk if theres a gif tho

[timber oxide]

[vital venture]

I say and now I cant find it

This bullshit rigged

[copper vapor]

@slim magnet @cunning bronze

https://klipy.com/gifs/jhon-jhon-wick

[slim magnet]

is this a fabino post

it has the fabino stench

[copper vapor]

I have no idea

[slim magnet]

oh it is

it's been a hot minute since i last saw one of his memes

[blazing maple]

RATTLEGORE!

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1045882138190413924/1474553305496686835/iu_.png?ex=699a4447&is=6998f2c7&hm=9393a0c1345cd4dd5da4180747586b49092b8d43e51575bcdc14c9b2d0843364&

[sour rivet]

rattlebore

[blazing maple]

You can't kill me I'll only come back with 1/1 less stats

I am the deathrattle unit of all time

[sour rivet]

does that mean if i kill you enough you will have negative stats?

[blazing maple]

no I can't exist past 1/1

[pliant meteor]

Oh its just Sam

[blazing maple]

so once I go to 0/0 I die

[sour rivet]

so i can kill you

[blazing maple]

I got too asian last night and was pretty sick

but I didn't puke!

[sour rivet]

yay!

[blazing maple]

I ate a bunch of mini-spring rolls with soy sauce and got too sauced

[sour rivet]

i still have no idea what caused my dreadfulk stomach pain

[blazing maple]

deeply troublying situation all round

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/Strahawberry/status/2024652009526489458

=͟͟͞͞🍓 ꒰ Spoiled_Strawberry꒱ (@Strahawberry)

does anyone else feel like this

X · Feb 20, 2026, 1:07 AM

https://x.com/wifibun/status/2024874745062141981

SAMMIE 🩷🪽🍓🫐🍉🔆 (@wifibun)

X · Feb 20, 2026, 3:52 PM

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/Nerbit_13098/status/2024930850421240269?s=20

Nerbit (@Nerbit_13098)

Bingo

QRT: RE_Games
Two undying legacies. In Resident Evil Requiem, @Nik_apostolides returns as Leon S. Kennedy, zooming into action with the aid of his custom Porsche Cayenne Turbo GT.

Resident Evil Requiem arrives February 27, 2026.

🦝 Pre-order now - https://bit.ly/RERequiemOfficial

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 20, 2026, 7:35 PM

[sour rivet]

oh

oh no

[blazing maple]

Get diagnosed idiot

by

RATTLEGORE

[sour rivet]

im gonna rattle your gore if you dont STOP YELLING

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-beluga-orange-cat-funny-cute-cat-holding-face-cat-gif-7185954888346601717

[blazing maple]

YESSSSSSSS

[sour rivet]

[blazing maple]

can you summon rattlegore in skyrim for me

[sour rivet]

i dont know how

i can summon a bone titan tho

[blazing maple]

that's basically the same

[slim magnet]

to me re7 is still the peak of the franchise

[blazing maple]

Rattlegore lore is he's a golem summoned by the necromancers of scholomance

[slim magnet]

sure re4 is a damn blast of a game

[sour rivet]

bone titan

[blazing maple]

he's basically locked in a basement you gotta go through to get to the main hall

[slim magnet]

but re7 is so much a better re game

[blazing maple]

you need to pick up bones to shield yourself from him cause he'll constantly scale in damage

[blazing maple]

I'd disagree. I think 4 is a lot more fun to play than 7

7 did save the franchise tho

like straight up

[sour rivet]

ethan sweep

cry about it castle dimitDUMP

[blazing maple]

They were like "Oh fuck we absolutely fucked up we need to fix it" and went with first person and more horror focus

toned down the action a ton

brought it back for 8 a bit but still

[uneven sapphire]

bone

[blazing maple]

That's fucking RIGHT

[sour rivet]

oh its a reskinned centurion

thats terrifying

shit wheres the bone colossus tome

[blazing maple]

imagine going into the basement of a necromancer intending to kick his ass and you get locked into a room with this mf https://warcraft.wiki.gg/images/Rattlegore.jpg

I'd cry

[sour rivet]

you defeat him
turn around and see 10 more

[blazing maple]

no he's the only rattlegore

one of a kind

[sour rivet]

oh hi pretty lady

i was wondering what that flame atronach mod was changing
it was the monarch variant

[pliant chasm]

yo can i get like 5 fire res potions

[sour rivet]

they dont stack

[pliant chasm]

ik

[blazing maple]

I'd cry

[sour rivet]

sam remember when we was talkng about what skyrim gem we would be

[blazing maple]

yes

[sour rivet]

turn me into jewelry

enchant me

preferably a silver ring

[untold spear]

u sed to have this shit

i'm simply too busy to worry anymiore

https://tenor.com/view/himeno-smoking-anime-anime-girl-smoke-gif-12023329037060819900

[verbal gate]

Aquaflask filled with yuenyang, time to get building

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/kawaii_nekoniko/status/2024807361198882901

にこちゃまちゃんぬる (@kawaii_nekoniko)

餃子たべました

X · Feb 20, 2026, 11:24 AM

[proven tundra]

Cat

[blazing maple]

a silve ring

hmn

[sour rivet]

silver ameythst

[verbal gate]

Moment you look away pot stickers are gone

[blazing maple]

Silver Ame ring

[sour rivet]

ame

[blazing maple]

I can't belive you're named after the coolest crystal Gem

wow

[sour rivet]

TRUE

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/twerk-yass-gettingit-gif-4798467

[sour rivet]

ok maybe not 100% true i like garnet a tad more

shes made of love, you see

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/amethyst-steven-universe-sparkling-water-get-in-gif-7061753751255146882

she's a helicopter

[sour rivet]

when the fuck did she do that

[blazing maple]

Cause she's the best at polymorphin

https://tenor.com/view/steven-universe-garnet-amethyst-fusion-combine-gif-4912140

[sour rivet]

i see the barn and im assuming thats peridot so its gotta be after the whole ordeal

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/pearl-steven-universe-amethyst-steven-universe-steven-universe-pearl-a-gif-14755675219174184097

I like her whole "born wrong" plotline/story

[sour rivet]

the bone titan breathes necrotic fire

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/kawaii_nekoniko/status/2024807361198882901

にこちゃまちゃんぬる (@kawaii_nekoniko)

餃子たべました

X · Feb 20, 2026, 11:24 AM

[sour rivet]

sam das the same post

[runic condor]

Cute fat fuck

[verbal gate]

Damn didn't notice that's sam, nice lil blob in your pfp

[copper vapor]

where was that league of legends image with identical characters again

[copper vapor]

[verbal gate]

Boss what's an appropriate response to the shop telling you they can't ship out your order yet because company ain't sent it out yet, meanwhile other far smaller shops managed to get it just sitting on shelves

[copper vapor]

uhhhhhhhhh

git gud?

[untold spear]

that's a pretty tame search though, no?

am i gonna be surprised?

[blazing maple]

yeah it's important

people don't complain that they've seen the sunset too many times

they don't roll their eyes at the beauty of the world having witnessed it before

[sour rivet]

blowup

[sour rivet]

TALSGAR MY GOAT!

[sour rivet]

thank you gooseworx

[blazing maple]

She's so funny

[copper vapor]

why is jax suicidal

[sour rivet]

his last 2 friends died

[left mantle]

He's the last one, the mission is up to him

[verbal gate]

Hehe pretty elf lady

[timber oxide]

You're the last one, complete the mission

[blazing maple]

cause he's purple and from american midwest

[left mantle]

oh please

he's southwest if anything

[sour rivet]

the main thing here is because hes purple

name 1 good purple guy

[left mantle]

Barney

Wait no

They're a war criminal

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/naufaldreamer/status/2024887314586259567

Naufaldreamer (comms open slot 7/7) (@naufaldreamer)

deep kiss

X · Feb 20, 2026, 4:42 PM

[sour rivet]

didnt the suit wearer smuggle drugs or somth under it

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

I remember that being an urban myth

[sour rivet]

goes to markarth where silver is
go to blacksmith
not selling silver

[timber oxide]

Mine your own silver, dummy

[sour rivet]

i went to cidna mine

its closed

[timber oxide]

Open it

[sour rivet]

my fucking god you're right...

[sour rivet]

thank you

[runic condor]

Mewgenics is so good

[oblique belfry]

93% crit chance

4 biome chests literally next to each other

[gaunt heron]

Hmm...

[verbal lodge]

bro why tf is there a blood moon every day in this seed...

[verbal gate]

Does this count as dark woke

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

doke?

[oblique belfry]

B O W L I N G

[copper vapor]

bouldering

[oblique belfry]

rainbow

[sour rivet]

give party girl a window

[oblique belfry]

no

otherwise others will complain too

equal rights

[green granite]

GOLF

[sour rivet]

fuck em

[oblique belfry]

eugh

[verbal gate]

Why does discord vids sometimes get stuck, it's been repeating that for a good minute lmao

I'm stuck in golf mode

[somber void]

close the app

[oblique belfry]

ayo

what the hell are ya watchin boy

[left mantle]

There was a conversation about this shit with videos awhile back lemme find it

[verbal gate]

It's just a random reel

[oblique belfry]

surree

-# /s

[left mantle]

ah it was about discord routing it through a proxy now for videos

anyway machine gun build time

[sour rivet]

they locked me in cidna mine

and yet didnt take my elder scroll

are they stupid?

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[quiet abyss]

peak gameplay

[oblique belfry]

I HATE GOLF 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[quiet abyss]

I HATE GOLF 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

indeed

[oblique belfry]

satisfaction

[noble basin]

Golf is awesome

Golf games are not awesome

[pure compass]

hear me out

Actual polo

[noble basin]

[timber oxide]

I just fucking reminded myself that Markiplier has a brother who is a furry artist and it's just so fucking funny to me

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-music-monkey-monkey-listening-to-the-music-monkey-chill-vibin-gif-24320967

[timber oxide]

Like, that's fucking crazy

[oblique belfry]

hit sound + ice sound = bliss

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[verbal lodge]

zenith base complete
it's hideous to the eye but it works

[copper vapor]

gex are you ok

[left mantle]

clearly not.

[sour rivet]

holy shit

[timid hollow]

brrrrrrrrrr

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/123connorpoopz/status/2024551776611954806?s=20 @oblique belfry how does this make you feel

123connorpoop (@123connorpoopz)

https://t.co/40un0uWLWM

QRT: maxxine_04
https://t.co/b9fxGX5RSa

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 19, 2026, 6:28 PM

[oblique belfry]

truffle just got 'd

[oblique belfry]

that

jesus

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

CHONKER

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1261352432496283749/friday_night.mp4?ex=6999d77e&is=699885fe&hm=9577ea69c35ddeb712916ffbd660f5e7a7f4bb2ec1bcfab750edfaa4282b288f& oh ye

[oblique belfry]

bruh i thought people solved the arg or smth

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/limbuscompany-meursault

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck 👀

thank you lunatic cultist

for shining a light on a sword shrine i didnt notice before

[timid hollow]

holaaa

[restive bear]

Worort

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/halo-elite-dancing-elite

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/Vuthakral/status/2015878048491479335

Vuthakral (@Vuthakral)

Everyone always says "emotes don't belong in Halo" but don't pretend for two seconds like you wouldn't hit this on someone raging in the lobby

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 26, 2026, 8:02 PM

[timber oxide]

Consuming pudding, listening to music, drawing questionable stuff
Peak 5am experience

[marsh cargo]

consider doing the same at 10am

[oblique belfry]

schize

[timber oxide]

With 3h of sleep?

[oblique belfry]

CAM ON MANE

[timber oxide]

Are you insane?

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

One day I will start waking up at a normal hour but that day is not now nor in the near future

And ESPECIALLY not on weekend

Weekends are for doing stupid stuff

[timid hollow]

hm

familiar

[timber oxide]

Like drawing a [yeah I'm not writing it, suck it]

Why do I have so much Metal Gear Rising ost on my playlist

[restive bear]

Never happened

[nocturne salmon]

My people living worse than monsters

[oblique belfry]

time to bedge

gon gon

[zealous depot]

[verbal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-cirno-headpat-bed-gif-18094873

[left mantle]

The jumpscare

[pastel wave]

Does anyone knownif this thing is broken or if im retarded

Ive never owned one of these before my belt broke at a hookup and inwas given this and idk how to work it so I just awkwardly adjusted it and said thank you

[copper vapor]

I never had a belt with that kind of latch

[pastel wave]

Yeah I got no fucking clue I looked it up online its a feragamo gancini which wtf kinda dick am I sucking that im just gifted a 500$ belt and also ag what point in the wealth pool does your BELT become difficult to work

I bet he knew it was broken

Fucking with me

[verbal lodge]

well that was a short lived run...

https://tenor.com/view/patchouli-patchouli-knowledge-patchouli-fumo-fumo-fumo-touhou-gif-26755874

[slim magnet]

only time i had a belt like that the latch hard locked for some reason and i had to cut the belt

[pastel wave]

I think its missing a piece honestly

[copper vapor]

I love playing co-op games but I hate playing them with one specific friend

never pays attention, plays like a fucking moron, goes afk for 30+ mins at a time

and since he doesn't pay basic attention to the game, he ALWAYS rushes off in the opposite direction of where we need to go to progress, backtracking to areas we already cleared

spends all his stamina attacking, then when an enemy attacks he has no stamina to dodge, gets hit, dies because he has 0 defense, crashes out and says the game is badly designed

steps on every single goddamn trap

walks into an encounter with ranged enemies, doesn't focus them, gets hit by arrows/magic, "game bad"

and it's not just a nioh thing

he behaves exactly the same when we play no rest for the wicked

[untold spear]

just fucking kill him lol

[slim magnet]

this reads like a typical friday night of clearing tal rasha's tombs with your friends

[copper vapor]

on hardcore

[raven swan]

good morning chatters

[copper vapor]

my most memorable hardcore fail was when a friend playing sorceress was spamming blink into rooms in one of the fake tal rasha tombs

he blinked into a room full of those bull demons, forgot the name

died instantly

(on hell difficulty ofc )

[slim magnet]

my worst hardcore death was normal diablo

like dude

not once in my life has diablo started the fight with the laser beam

[copper vapor]

every time I died on hardcore diablo it was on hell difficulty

[slim magnet]

and i wasn't paladin

[timid hollow]

out of action and severed steel ost

[slim magnet]

bro spawned i land one blow and he does the laser

and i instantly explode

[prime hearth]

Sounds about right

[raven swan]

horse fest
looks inside
all Woman+horse sims

some valve employee managed to get their kink greenlit

also one umamusume

top game is RDR2 so i can't be mad

by that metric the witcher should also have been in here

[untold spear]

fuck did they mean by that

[verbal gate]

https://youtube.com/shorts/1l3CoqwqzX8 Independent thinkers when the macarena comes on

[raven swan]

[raven swan]

just open steam and see for yourself engi

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908476833736060969/1452017653177913516/HitlerItsWeekend.gif

[raven swan]

even the honse is wierded out

[slim magnet]

rdr2 isn't even on sale for the horse sale fest

and they increased the price of the game again here

that's insane

i'm so glad i bought it super early on on a sale that brought it down to like 13usd after conversion

[verbal gate]

I got it off of Epic when they were doing that ridiculously large discount sale, got it for like 9usd

[copper vapor]

does this imply pizza has a mind that he can control

I bought RDR2 in 2022 iirc and I haven't played it yet

[slim magnet]

it's a fine game but it suffers from being a first party rockstar pc port

so it starts to break apart if you play it at above 30fps

[untold spear]

he knows something

mori calliope also knows omething

https://tenor.com/view/mori-calliope-hololive-pain-sad-calli-gif-19794151

[slim magnet]

and it also really likes to treat itself as one long cutscene so there's like barely any difficulty in the gameplay during the story

if at all

like you just can't possibly die during story missions unless it's a scripted one hit kill

[teal spade]

Play it

[forest acorn]

Yes lettuce, they're made for their audience

[raven swan]

ey no shade toward horse wrangling women, you like what you like

[copper vapor]

I will, eventually

also bought dead island on the same day (it was a steam winter sale iirc) and haven't played it yet

[sour rivet]

which one

[copper vapor]

I remember you mentioning it.
even 60fps breaks shit?

[sour rivet]

rdr2 never broke for me when it ran at 60

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/saruei-vtuber-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-3d-gif-6419587768407154341

[copper vapor]

oh wait I mistook

dead island I bought recently as well, but already played

the other game I bought along RDR2 was Dying Light

I had played a 🏴‍☠️ version of it at relese but never finished, so I decided to buy it to maybe play co-op with wife

[sour rivet]

bish you better

[copper vapor]

wife hasn't been keen on playing together for a while, we still gotta finish iceborne

[slim magnet]

it targets 30 so at 60 most things are already ticking at 2x speed

even at 60 it's super hard to make your horse not be a skeleton

and it's actually hard to keep arthur from not becoming a skeleton

above 60 it's basically impossible to gain weight for either your horse or you

and the horse takes like 2 steps before needing to be brushed

like on my current laptop i can run the game at like 130fps and i once got arthur to overweight status (it's actually the best looks and gameplay wise, oddly enough)

slept once for 10 hours

and was back to almost underweight

it's funny because fat arthur is modelled like a strongman build

bro doesn't look flabby in the slightest

[copper vapor]

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-solid-phantom-pain-venom-snake-gif-5631901306578330322

Big Boss comes in many forms
Most of them autistic

[opal star]

That's also affected by player pool usage in online.

[slim magnet]

bro lifts boulders with that build

[sour rivet]

how the fuck

[blazing maple]

no one told her how to hold the gun and she got slide bite

[quiet abyss]

thats just hilarious ngl, just a little bit

[blazing maple]

she's in good humour about it

[quiet abyss]

i mean it has a grip on it, it is clearly outlined where the hand go

[forest acorn]

hiii @quiet abyss

[sick trail]

Fucks it up and still gives it a 7/10

[sour rivet]

oh so the shooting range dudes are the idiots here

got it

[quiet abyss]

alo

[forest acorn]

hows it goobin

[quiet abyss]

playing darktide

[timber oxide]

Hi Dry

[quiet abyss]

not gonna be responding much bc busy killing heretics :)

[pliant chasm]

@oblique belfry @celest plank @flat violet
accidentally clicked leaderboard and found this gem

[copper vapor]

yep, no instruction whatsoever

[sick trail]

Hello

[timber oxide]

How are ya

[copper vapor]

the placement variation is to be expected but she got a LOT of good hits, god dang

[blazing maple]

i know I was lowkey impressed

[left mantle]

For sure. I don't know what compelled them to not give any instruction.

[blazing maple]

okay girl go off

[sour rivet]

american

[sick trail]

Groggy but can't be too groggy
It's snowing today so I'll need to go out and sweep the store steps in a sec again

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/zhao-zzz-zhaozenless-zhaozzz-zhaozzzero-gif-2989664020357763774

[sour rivet]

i think

[left mantle]

Once again

[blazing maple]

considering no one told her how to hold the gun she did great for a first timer

[left mantle]

I don't know what compelled them.

[copper vapor]

look at all this damage to the range lol
ceiling, the wall, even the lane separator

[sour rivet]

i wanna go to a shooting range one day

[sick trail]

All kindsa people come, eh

[timber oxide]

Snow
You either love it or hate it

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/reading-james-greer-tom-clancys-jack-ryan-looking-at-a-newspaper-reading-a-news-article-gif-27281788

[sick trail]

Considering all I did for an hour this Wednesday was sweep and break snow off a garage rooftop, eh
Middling on it

[timber oxide]

I still love snow but I will curse it when I have to get it off my car

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1474220541283139782/BKFAqQ1qQvD6bnCW.mp4?ex=699a5fde&is=69990e5e&hm=602c16bf7c2afc09522014f4300e0661b8354243acdd12689c1a66b2e097160f& @blazing maple does this to you

[timber oxide]

Checked the pings in the redacted community server only to find out they banned talking about Wordle

[real aspen]

whuh

why

[green granite]

Cs 1.6 posting

[opal star]

Should've put out another 100 rounds of solid practice post slide bite.

[timber oxide]

No clue

[real aspen]

Community severs try not be retarded challenge

[restive bear]

https://youtu.be/3bXEHGUvVrA?

My brain everytime I am playing Khora in Warframe

[real aspen]

bondage prime

[slim magnet]

come out come out wherever you are said annie from league of legends

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/kr1J7-cByRk?si=KkiDkFo501yKorND

[pliant chasm]

thresh lanterning a 16/16 nasus into the board is peak cinema

thank god for 6 rerolls

[slim magnet]

the 0/20 nasus 40 minutes into the game

[halcyon fossil]

true

[pliant chasm]

basically what happened this game but in card format

also prowler nasus jumpscare

[slim magnet]

ye dude the bruiser dash item was so good

too good

[halcyon fossil]

displacer support displacing enemy bruiser into allied backline is a tale as old as time

[pliant chasm]

that's shield strider or whatever it's name was

prowler was the lethality item

[slim magnet]

that shit was almost exclusively used by bruisers at the end of the day anyways

[pliant chasm]

also the art in this game is

[blazing maple]

trying to chill but I'm being watched

[halcyon fossil]

racist guard

[slim magnet]

smoking a fat blunt

[restive bear]

Flabberglasted a furry is sitting in his room

[sour rivet]

i convinced balgruuf to fight for ulfric

why you in jail

[slim magnet]

bro failed the speech check

[blazing maple]

what

[sour rivet]

Is that not the riften jail?

[blazing maple]

no

wtf

assuming I'm in jail cause I'm a khajiit?

it's the wizards bedroom

[sour rivet]

IT LOOKED LIKE A ROOM BEFORE THE CELLS

JUST BECAUSE IM A DUNMER DOESNT MEAN IM RACIST

i mean i am

but not because im dunmer

[oak magnet]

i used to hate parking and reversing

turns out its because most cars i drove were literally SUV crossovers, fat fuck cars

[verbal lodge]

what could she have possibly done? https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2024619253782172108

サラサラ@うさぽっぷ参加予定 (@abumai09)

#すくすく日和
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FxTwitter · Feb 19, 2026, 10:57 PM

[real aspen]

@upbeat verge eldering reforged just got a big update

replay it

[raven swan]

good afternoon chatters

[raven swan]

jfc its already starting to hit 30 C

[reef stratus]

Is this a cool patch or no?

[pliant chasm]

getting this one teemo is actually illegal man

[green granite]

Man

Why offtopic is not offing

[blazing maple]

I'm hibernating til Resi 9

also RATTLEGORE!!!

https://fixvx.com/csiirac/status/2025033030566641726

eve (@csiirac)

https://t.co/LVGgpHihqo

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Feb 21, 2026, 2:21 AM

[brittle karma]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

[green granite]

YIPPEE

[brittle karma]

got her favorite item, finally

[green granite]

@real aspen

Corn

[real aspen]

Corn

cant wait for s rank corn

[green granite]

Corn turns out to be silver soldier

She then silver soldiering everyone

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-walking-gif-5562429190146171448

[green granite]

Sadam Hussein?

[nocturne salmon]

we still wielding bows as our weapon

[halcyon fossil]

she's so cute

[frozen void]

:3

[halcyon fossil]

:3

[brittle karma]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-gif-14663292704966997212

[shrewd gull]

Goo morning

[frozen void]

Goon morning

[snow tree]

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/McDonaldsJapan/status/2025042795392606455

マクドナルド (@McDonaldsJapan)

X · Feb 21, 2026, 3:00 AM

[halcyon fossil]

gimme the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

teto meal

[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owMQZX862Ms

what

[raven swan]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[oak magnet]

yellow

hows my fellows doing

[green granite]

Man

You really have no idea

[raven swan]

after like 6 months, we're going to try again to elite out dangerous

because holy shit the performance as abysmal last time, i want to check if they've done anything to help the fps

[green granite]

So

Is it fixed

[raven geyser]

Framerate so bad he phased out of reality

[upbeat verge]

k?

[raven geyser]

Hai bulgar

[real aspen]

errmmm explode

[upbeat verge]

erm no

[real aspen]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vrchat-ryukko-2

my honest reaction

[upbeat verge]

we need to kill you

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/cKkHBByiDWy.gif

[nocturne salmon]

should I give youth back to one of desperate refuges while they are here

[uneven sapphire]

holy shit

i just saw this pawn is 91

[onyx vigil]

Great now I can’t get my pc to start up

[arctic flicker]

Suffers random heart attack and dies

[uneven sapphire]

it happened

but he survived

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-whtie-and-black-cry-praying-looking-up-gif-553441503240360994

[nocturne salmon]

If I kill latest sightstealer that I captured, will that trigger another wave?

[untold spear]

f u mean unknown

[snow tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIvt_WrrxW0

If you even like music and didn't listen to this what are you doing?

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[snow tree]

Morbing Ratdad

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/conducteur-train-conducteur-de-train-sncf-ter-gif-23179137

fuck i miss my train again

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-eule-stare-gif-738312118449397222

[real aspen]

bro is trainsexual

cant blame him

i love going to train stations and watching em go choo choo

[nocturne aurora]

Believe me, it's addictive, especially when you're holding the starter and then hear the four 390 kW (530 hp) engines start up, go into idle, and just wait until you can step up the power of the Engines after the dispatcher has given you permission, the signal is green, and you know you can go full throttle immediately after the signal.

[untold spear]

bruh

ur just german

theres no need to explain it

[nocturne aurora]

fuck he got me

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/nod-nodding-nodding-head-noddy-nods-gif-13906327875843098473

[nocturne aurora]

im playing lierly Train Sim world right now

[raven swan]

Not at all

Flying close to structures still gives the fps a lobotomy

[upbeat verge]

Fellas

i am outside with woman

[raven swan]

I can still get 100+ fps in flight though, that's a low bar since space is... Empty

[nocturne aurora]

date or as ,, just firneds´´

[raven swan]

[upbeat verge]

she made multiple penis jokes

and one 67 joke

[nocturne aurora]

grab the dark and sick humor and wait

[real aspen]

she's too far gone 😔

[snow tree]

Why are you on the phone here then???

Mods, mute him so he talks IRL to woman

[nocturne aurora]

he needs to talk to the machniene spirit because the flesh is weak

https://giphy.com/gifs/LevelInfinite-game-gaming-levelinfinite-diPIq8rPzZdX9S8CaH

[upbeat verge]

sharing retardddddd

[arctic flicker]

needs more binary noises

[snow tree]

Don't care

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/warhammer-40k-meme-grimdank-vm1BOKUkZRIr4gYMhk

[dry nova]

downloading bf6

finally getting into that game

also starting on blacklist

anyone watched blacklist before ?

[pliant chasm]

i done did it

[onyx vigil]

I really cannot get my pc to start up at all

[shrewd gull]

What did you do to it

[onyx vigil]

I shut the pc down after my screen was black and only had the cursor intractable with it I couldn’t do anything else

[uneven sapphire]

[shrewd gull]

And now you can't turn it on or get into windows?

[onyx vigil]

It has power it just won’t turn on

[pliant chasm]

check your mobo

try checking ram socketing

[shrewd gull]

Take the cmos battery out for a bit and put it back in first, it fixes most of the issues. If not, we'll try something else

[onyx vigil]

Can’t really since idk how and I have to pack my pc into a big traveling case because I have to go on a train soon

[pliant chasm]

it's this thing in your motherboard

usually bottom left

[nocturne aurora]

btw can your replace it without killing your Rig?

like the battery

[pliant chasm]

like get a new one ?

yea

[real aspen]

We've discussed this before

[nocturne aurora]

[real aspen]

Cmos dying is extremely, extremely rare, and even if it does somehow die, it won't stop pc from booting

[shrewd gull]

And that's not the point of doing that :3c

[chrome zodiac]

:3c

[pliant chasm]

it can

[real aspen]

Ah, you wanna reset bios

[shrewd gull]

Correct

[real aspen]

Just remove and reinstall the jumper

Easier

[chrome zodiac]

Hi rat

[dry nova]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-hello-chat-gif-20962675

[proven tundra]

[chrome zodiac]

:3

[untold spear]

was going to the gym

[real aspen]

bring gym to you

[untold spear]

i sorta did that

i have some stuff at home

but the issue is

my bluetooth ´phones have no charge

https://tenor.com/view/sad-قضي-الأمر-fromsoftware-the-chosen-undead-dark-souls-gif-1267406015952832720

guess i'll play some marvelous rivales while it charges

[real aspen]

no wired mode?

[untold spear]

this one is just bluetooth

but wired in the gym?

i tried in the past and it's just bad

[real aspen]

prolly didnt tuck it in properly

[upbeat verge]

[shrewd gull]

[untold spear]

2+ min queue
guy disconnects
back to queue

fuck my chudlife

[pliant chasm]

L

don't play ranked

[untold spear]

why play then

[pliant chasm]

fun

ranked is not fun

if you need a reason to play other than fun you're probably not having any of it

[violet willow]

If you want to have fun, playing online games is the antithesis to the goal.

For the most part.

[proven tundra]

I enjoy ARC

But had enough after ~250 hours

[nocturne aurora]

Helldivers 2 here

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

[untold spear]

i'm having fun though

• my phone charged

we ball

[pallid sapphire]

Coping you liar

[snow tree]

[sick trail]

Hello, Terrarians

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2025089219366945261

Beesechurger (@calliecokat)

do you guys like my Terraria house

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 21, 2026, 6:04 AM

[nocturne salmon]

THEY ARE EATING MY DEVILSTRAND

[sick trail]

Get they ass

[arctic flicker]

yum yum

good year to grow devilstrand, all taken away from hungry boomalopes

[nocturne salmon]

They spawn here, get hungry and go right to my fields

[arctic flicker]

make some fences