#╟❓general-offtopic
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Does that imply missiles can lock onto his heat signature?
Does Santa posess flares?
- Yes 2. Uhhhhh
Breaking news: Santa Claus shot down by AIM-9 Sidewinder, Christmas ruined
Monarch convicted for shooting Santa with a QAAM
@chrome zodiac im eating a milka
Where? 👀
Woahh
IDENTIFY YOUR TARGETS FIRST TRIGGER
Hold on lemme find its
also, hello ms Luna
Heyaaa

:3
Skunk shape but human face? No arms?
Remember I never drew before until 7 days ago since my friend started telling me to learn
So I mostly make lil skunkehs
that friend must hate your guts
She hates everything on earth
ok, well have fun 
Luckily, I am

:3
Space is fine though
alo 
Alo 
sure
because it's empty, so there's nothing to hate about it
Should I spend 60 bucks on a joystick for Ace Combat 7...
There's actually a whole lot of stuff in space. I heard its got like planets n shit!
Take that with a grain of salt tho
I should draw a Toyota Corolla to learn squares
yotota rocolla
Toyotus Corollicus
bonito como el solo y jala como un campeon
From the screen to the screen to the screen to the pen
Throughout the screens and the pens, I alone draw the scuffed skunk girls
The car took a snap shot of your life
you just had to fill today's quota of weird stuff said by a greyname
it's instinctive and involuntary
Sometimes

I dream about myself being covered in chocolate
And Pagan Min was nibbling on my toe
ok but
I hope I remain a greyname so the hivemind keeps its hold on me
why did you ping MBO
I'm sure Freud has something to say about that
500mg of cocaine per day and ur cured
also something about incest
expensive...
this isn't even the weirdest thing he posted while pinging me
I appreciate cuppy tho
bro ts reads so much like the "friend" alien post lmfao
he's like that weird friend that sends you extremely sus instagram reels at 3am
isn't that song about suicide or depression or smt
Withdrawal
And then you find out the notched l is actually a v sound
It does if you have disposable income for chocolate crossaints
not again 
Do you know that
When you shower
Water pour on you

Bilblically Fish
jarvis play carnage rules
the inscription on the side says "God is with us"
He'd need God's help to hit any target
point away from face and fire
i have learned that i can use dark gaming server to give myself items to research
which i wont do cuz im actually having fun collecting items in sp 
even tho its pain
Mezuki's saw is being marked as a separate enemy on the minimap
???
@subtle sage
steal decryption nuclear keys
in order to do it u need a fucking space suit and to walk on the surface of the moon
bro what wehre the writers smoking during the making of wolfenstein
what the fuck
just wait till you play new colossus
Idk why its not just a very specific fortified bunker no
:o
It has to be on the moon
LIKE WHY THE MOON
also no drugs needed, they only had to watch the movie 'nazis on the moon'
And turns out at the end of the plot
the da't yichud hid their stuff in bunkers around the world
Their ship can chuck out nukes like nothing

You're welcome
dont mf me
Yeh I do mf you
now kiss
@oblique belfry
I CAST
BOMBOCLAT
Its Pyrson
Pyrson is on the Pier, son
💥
Because of the theory that they had a moon base.
Same reason why the map moon exists in call of duty zombies
@sour rivet LUCIO ID 
I hope no one tells him that this is not the only time that BJ will go to space
And doing something thats utterly ridiculous
Like it's only in there because it's fun to play on that stupid fuckin theory
You now have to grant me one wish
Nuclear code data storage base facility located somewhere no one can reach
Well "no one"
usec 3 once whispered to me "fuck fucking" while reloading
i felt that
was usec 3 written by vivziepop
if they had proper security, no one but their own would be able to go there
also I imagine the trip takes a while
more than enough time for someone to realize something's wrong and lock the facility down
works on my machine
@sour rivet forget that one its was false 

@proven tundra
Love it
I thought you would
mibooooooombooooooo
Can I have the m249
can't play rivals either


theres a horse game sale
it has never been so over
Mid game

based and truthpilled
Anyway y'all see they released a 2.0 for avowed

I forgot that game existed after shiyon stopped posting it a year ago

I WILL END IT ALL GABE
Bro I lose sanity for being straight
I thought the combat was really really good but everything else was eh
Just fence sit and be bi
No
Even better stealth suit
Merry Christmas.
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Songs used:
"Snow halation" - μ's
"Ridin' Solo" - Jason Derulo
Oh wait a moment I have something
bro fucking end the sun fuck summer

destroy the sun
Is it a creative title? No. Will it get clicks? Hopefully.
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holy shit I just used my brain and had a epiphany
the reason golden order sucks is because I bought expensive units and didn't max my mages out
i was a fucking idiot
i havent seen this for a bit
how old is it now
Speaking of Yakuza
the game works again 
yo that's the game yongyea voiced in
and hes DOGSHIT!
yes but he'll see you guys next time

how much GB is that modpack u playing?
what happened to mods being 2 diddlebits
I know that Like a Dragon is technically a more correct translation of the title (I did study japanese after all) but I do prefer the name Yakuza
Since they stopped being .ini tweaks
its because this list is mainly vanilla++

90% of the gb is because of textures and shit
Wait how did you become a lich

shoved my soul into a orb
The Orb
so u can become lich too in that modpack nice
YOU SAW THE DAMN IMAGE
yes 
GRAH
grah?
I FUCKING HATE THE UNDEATH QUESTLINE
ITS TOO LONG AND IS PRONE TO BREAKING
grah.
grah!
Weak
classic bethesda
its not a bethesda quest
Classic modded quest
(I'm still salty that I couldn't finish Oblivion because a main quest broke)
only because this shit is fucking OLD
Classic bethesda
and needs like 5 other mods to patch it
well. so much for the whole "modders can do a better job" idea then, huh
they do
Doable 
doesnt change the fact the mod dev is gone from existence and never updated

this post skirts the boundaries of offtopic
fix it yourself then
disclaimer: that is not a third leg
oh thank fuck it's a tail
hexen 2 my beloved
bro is just spoutin shit for conflict
is it just a size shift and slightly darker colors
or is the darker colors from the map lighting
no, thanks
"Hey man, work on improving yourself, acquire new skill"
"Uh, no, fuck you, die"
yes
:)
looks like map lighting to me
I mean
'improving yourself' and 'learn skyrim modding' are kinda polar opposites
if anything learning skyrim modding is unimproving due to the insanity it will cause me
Maybe Birb could become the next big Skyrim modder
@timber oxide are you doing the 5 billion poly thing
learn skyrim modding
make a mod
watch it break as bethesda releases Skyrim Special 20th Anniversary Edition
i dun wanna learn mods i wanna learn about birds!!
well raven did pretty much the exact same a couple of years before that with hexen blowing the shit out of doom
The what?
while being in the same engine


ravensoft my beloved
such a shame that raven got sent to the cod mines
one day you'll be free of the mines
Wolfenstein 2009 is underrated imo
and singularity was their last game iirc?
on a serrious note i dont really know what i would make as a mod for skyrim
uh oh SE3 doesn't wanna start
@timber oxide
playable bird
Nazeem getting launched into the "cloud district" everytime he talks about it
i really thought there was nothing between rtcw and the 2014 one
already exists
Bro I only opened this game recently to get my free rabbit

skyrim but everyone is randy savage
did you at least get the free subscription?
I'm not in the mood for a hack and slash right now
What would I need a free subscription for
I'm not playing
polys
play splatterhouse 2010
Dude, are you stupid?
yes
I'm not playing the game
It's a waste either way
I don't get free money if I don't play
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/111430 still a big fan of this mod
It's this fucking simple
You need to fucking log in every day to get all your monthly pass money
you could just login for 2 minutes a day 
night night chat
You know how much I can do in 2 minutes?
bust one out?
In 2 minutes I can finish an entire Blitz mission in Helldivers 2
ksp takes 5 minutes to boot up anyway, might as well do the dailies lol
Meet Bigfoot, the latest cryptid coming with The Backwoods update on March 3! Are you ready to take him on? #Fallout76
its
jsut a reskin of a behemoth
That will unironically take me longer

smh
i just got jumpscared by erlking theme in a umamusume meme
we have progress
Had enough of reposting platform-exclusive versions here, but I think you'll want to see this one
something somehting bakushin gif
Quick question are the files on the gamma GitHub up to date? I used it to revert my changes to the GAMMA Rare Stash Balance mod.
What the fuck
!topic
@thick crystal
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
!topic
@thick crystal
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

My bad all
CEASE THE WHIPPING!
🤝
its alright, we're just excited to use the command thats all
lol
does she think she's lapwing
oh

did i show u new funny gifts?
whuh
holy shit la manchaland ferris wheelk
damn hard mode is gonna be fun
which is ?
Replace the word profen with gooning

@sour rivet i have been lied to
turns out frost legion drops were from calamity
i thought they were vanilla
🥀

done
Thanks Birb, I knew you're a better genie than Doge
can you read this bottle
No
neither can i
Ja uh
Hot dog
Amazing buildings
We have the
House that kinda looks like a house
Teen titans tower
And a london bus
Price: ⏫
yo that's a girls frontline reference
@timber oxide did you see that it's a girls frontline reference
and they said gfl was irrelevant dude they made frankfurt into a real palce

oh, Phil Spencer is gone....
lol a new AI CEO 
and I thought dirt under nails was useless
IGN: Phil Spencer Retiring, Sarah Bond Out, Matt Booty Promoted as Microsoft AI Exec Asha Sharma Named New Xbox Boss https://t.co/FOM0gALMOY
Spencer’s retirement is effective on Monday, February 23

Asha Sharma, most recently president of product development for Microsoft’s CoreAI division, will be replacing Spencer as the new chief and executive vice president of Microsoft Gaming. Prior to joining Microsoft in 2024, Sharma was chief operating officer of Instacart and previously vice president of product at Meta.
1 year in microsoft
already ceo of msgaming
what could possibly go wrong
yeup
like the kid's books designer starting at Microsoft and developing some parts of the Windows UI
funny how often this happens
must be a really talented individual!

yeah. rising up fast like a shooting star
@oblique belfry I have to make a mushroom biome for the truffle guy right? a mushroom house isn't enough
🐟 !
in the surface


so you have to make a new mushroom biome in the surface
either with clemteminator or mushroom seeds
process begun


Yea
Yum
One of my favorite snacks to do tho is toasted/grilled potato
Sprinkle some cheese if needed and its
poggies
nobody should be autisitc enough to do this
how my game crashed
and i was afk for literally 2 minutes and 16 seconds
I LOOKED
and yet i got a penalty
Lovely fucking game riot games
very thankful for this
Wont you take me to
Its a sign
ye ye

nvm

show your base 
may or may not have killed a bunch of guards in riften
im gonna install that collection after work 
i can't im dead and the world is deleted

You and I both know this isn't the case 

This the kind of autism that's gonna cure cancer
NICE 
Deserved for being AFK 
crash
dota 2 has a 5 minute auto-abandon timer when you crash/dc or the client stops working for any reason
play that instead

idfk why it was this punishing
props cuz of aram
idfk
i just crashed for 2 mins
but in dota you can't lock the camera on yourself
fuck playing with spacebar held down
who does that tho
you play with locked camera?
and I think there was an option to make it a toggle
i play looking at the minimap 90% of the time and focus on the rest of the screen when i enter combat
or you had to double click your hero or the portrait or something
low aura
and i sure as hell wouldn't like flicking my mouse a little bit too far and getting the camera off of me
Need to play starcraft custom modes to prepare clearly.
@sour rivet do u know is creation club stuff downloading when i alt tabbed the game? 
It doesn't
This is the daily reminder to watch fate/strange fake

Or rather
This is MY reminder
I have yet to watch it 
I've seen a grand total of one clip from strange fake
FUCK
which stay night 
OG, Unlimited blade works, heaven's feel...
Unlimited blade works
You are wet when covered in water

Archer class really made up of Archers
🤓
Ordered my PC
Your poor bank account
Achtucally, the first archer you met uses swords and is the future version of the mc
Cause fuck you

Welcome to fate lore
Its so ass backwards its eating itself
Ryzen 7 9800X3D,RTX5080,32gig ram,1000 wats psu,2tb nvme for 3,1k 
32 gig ram? In this economy?
Look at mr high roller over here
Laff sold his kidney i bet
I got a tax return of 3,5k 
damn, that's some inefficient tax code right there
I got married and suddenly they give me money back
I married late 2025 qnd it counts for the whole year
So i did uno reverse times 4 on them
Bro's an executive with this kind of playing the tax system
Still i pay the PC in rates,just cause 0% for 12 months
I have to file my tax return
But I'm lazy
And having the money as backup is nice
I just have my mother file it currently 
anyway imma go play poe some more.
why?
Because addiction.
Yeah Xbox is cooked
Minnesota usually onces money fron me
Maybe it'll change since they're being smacked around for alleged fraud

Shes AI generated
trust me the German Tax system is so broken that this isnt even a big thing, trust me they will have YOUR ASS when you make 1 mistake
Does anyone here ever get sick of all the slop people post on Instagram all the time?
We are so fucked
Im tired of the tits
No, because as a sane individual I don't go on instagram
I put a big lump sum in my bank account
I'm holding on to most of it rn to pay the tax man
I'll put the leftovers back in now that I know roughly how much to give myself etc every month
Based
I used it once
And im happy seeing big number,just for safety
Never again
Fr, half the content on there is soft porn by OF creators advertising their page.
Targeted posts
if i want to see depressions i go outside
I just look into a mirror
I think Phil had enough of the company strong-arming his departments and gave up since they wanted several things xbox was simply never gonna give them.
He tried real hard tho
Ill give him props
Depending if my wife gets the job at the Courthouse we need to buy a 2nd Car 

i gotta stop drinkin this shit

saw an decent human beeing, but inside you are 2 clowns one in real live and the other one on the internet now hush

Like i'm willing to give Phil benefit of the doubt here. For a small moment it looked like he was gonna bring xbox back and then microsoft saw money in the pool and pushed it too fucking far.
Laff is Mirrage realy worth it money wise like Steuerklasse ?
Battle of the "no-autos"
oo
@real aspen @left mantle figured youd appreciate this one
DOGE I DIDNT BUY A NEW PC JUST TO PLAY LOL..... GET AN EU ACCOUNT SO WE CAN PLAY LOL TOGETHER
delet lol
??????????

LoL in the big 2026
ye ye
wrap it the FFFFFUCK up
Tarkov in 2025
the same messages for the millionth time
that joke doesnt work laff sorry
This is a dad joke in a poor disguise lmao
Gaming in 2026? 
Cause Tarkov is stuck in the 90s
what????
Il spill all my Uludag on you

How,next week we got 6 year anniversary
WHAT IS VRO SAYIN
I was always like that 
It lacks colour
So actualy its stuck in the 50s
I swear to fuck Nikitas mother if tarkov runs like shit on the new rig

Im on to much sugar
deffine mutch
Also im hyper hyper excited cause i ordered that rig
I drank 2 ebergies
Atec2 packages toffifee
I ate a bag of chocolate nuts
250g
bruder will den Herzinfarkt im schnelldurchlauf haben wa
I have no self control when im excited and waiting
Id so
Ich bin wie einnkleinervdackel
was haste für den eig bezahlt?
wollte sagen ca 2,8-3,3
Damit bin ich erst mal set
max 5 jahre wens gut läuft
germans >:C
guten abend auch an dich / good evening to you
8 jahre

ja i sehs schwierig mit der AIO
Aio?
alright break it up, break it upppp
WaKü
AIO is je nach hersteller nach 1,5-3 jahren im sack wegen verdunstung Pumpe etc
Wartungsfrei mittlerweile und ohne WaKü is teurer mittlerweile
Hab 3 Jahre Garantie

hoffe du hast es schriftlich, dann seie es so aber trd würde aufpassen
ez, hatte damals nur die problematik das i es liebe wenn der Pc leise ist na ja Luftkühler isn Backstein ne
Joa sind meine nach 8 Jahren jetz auch
Gehen auch nich 100% sauber
Ich freu mich voll
WaKü bin i skeptisch wegen Austritten von Wasser und Berreitschaft bei Volleistung, Luftkühler is halt groß wie 2 Fäuste aber dafür absolut leise
Bin aber such kein Wakü fan
#🇩🇪-general-de Fellas.
@sour rivet vanilla plus u say? 
i said vanilla++
Oh shit its vanilla++ 
chat any of you that played BF-6?


aye
also i FUCKING HATE LANE HOGGERS
1-10 how worth is it or is EA shit
BF 2 + 1942 OG
ok im not grabbing it
i highly reccomend anyone buy a toyota yaris
Poggies
indeed
cant wait to use the cigarette lighter for lighting cigarettes
There is an anime trailer for the new mobile gacha trash game
:(
i hate gacha games apart from HSR
Rat u remeber Commander Keen?
i havent played that game in a year or so, but when i did i loved it
fucking love blade
I do
That's nothing new, you remember those Naruto mobile game ads that were really good?
Platforming on the commodore 64
Ratdad was actually approaching retirement age when the Commodore 64 was released
00
Tbh I forgot what a reasonable retirement age was since I haven't seen one in my vicinity lmao
careful saying any form of age ratdad
Rat fought in Vientamm
wont want you ending up like youyou or sound

rat was 2
Ratboss don't type numbers at all, someone'll report it for shits and giggles lmao

i dont
i just want to know why lane hoggers exist
and how can i annoy them without tailgating them
“AI President to be new Head of Xbox”
QRT: charlieINTEL
BREAKING: Phil Spencer to retire as Head of Xbox on MondaySarah Bond, current president of Xbox, is resigning
Microsoft AI president Asha Sharma to be new Head of Xbox
PANHARD AutoMitrailleuse Légère 
that thing woud boil you in the summer heat
It would also boil its enemy with hot jet
remember on 3km without any stress the enamy will feel the heat
You can either feel the heat of summer in that car
IVAN
Or your enemy will feel the HEAT
@marsh cargo
hello 

now this was worth pinging me for
that got me off guard tbh but im laughting
poo

aahah shiet
@quiet abyss @quiet abyss
there
fixed
STFU
what
how u been ivan
fuck yeah
nvm
i got a car now
you?

ggs
yep
the toyota
yaris
?
yas
stop shooting me bro! 
TAKING THE PISS
IVE BEEN STANDING HERE
FOR THIRTY MINUTES
sometimes the world is small
ill shoot all over you atrod
fym stare
wait no
excuse you?
wha fuhkle
NONOOOO
wheres Detroit ?
i fukhle dang dang jittle fuckhle yute
i go out with woman tomorrow
your gooner got gooner guy gewt man newt
ggs
WOOOOOO
im gonna study sesh with wife on monday
cant have shit in Detroit and Discord

if she isnt hopelessly hungover like always
detroit for reference
Robocop will shoot your dick off in Detroit
car has weels / Rims
robocop, because normal ones werent bad enough
its not romania pal
lets have a corporate funded cyborg
rat how mutch of this Server will remeber the OG Robocop fims
true
im sorry your corporate level 2 clearance does not allow you access to this public park
Me
Prime
me too
wasnt there only one OG one?

No
and then the modern remake
There were 3 og's
i buy that for a Dollar
Yep
i only knew abt the first
man i need to watch Election 2
ive gotten into hong kong/asian movies lately
The third one has a 9% RT score lmaooooooo
mostly crime
oh damn that bad?

They replaced the actor for the third one as well
Alex Murphy
and yes, this is the only thing i remember from robocop 2
sometimes ppl really dont know when to stop making things
same went for stranger things
after season 2/3 it just got, meh
Alex James Murphy so
season 3 was good but it already lost the charm it had in season 1
i havent seen last season
dont really have any want to di so
do
I enjoyed it
Despite not knowing half of what was happening lol
I'll go back and watch 3 and 4 maybe
Or never lol
if you had to choose, go for 3
it was semi decent
also like
I just don't find myself bored enough to watch Netflix very often
i want to modify my car somewhat but idk if insurance would like it
tbh yeah
i use it for comfort shows and white noise
like saiki k
same, usually some random video or darkviperau
for sleep

What's happening in HD2? Feels like every other time I encounter folks, it's them talking about how the MO was rigged or something?
nothing
super earth was destroyed during squid invasion and now it's all a simulation
They added goldeneye recently over here, so I'm probably watchin that tonight
could've disenchanted for odyssey aatrox
but no i had to gamble

They always talk like that because they can't deal with how bad they are at the game
Anyways, whenever we fail an MO it's "oh because it was rigged from the start, we were never meant to win"
There are literal files in the game for the news broadcast that would play if we won at Cyberstan
democracy is inevitable
i remember the days when we was winning against the automatons
before they just decided “fuck it” and retook cyberstan :(
i did my best 
If the MO was rigged for us to lose, why make a news broadcast about us winning
We'll get them next time, brother
We have 1 mil reinforcements left and Transcendence is at 4% liberated
well fuck 
"hey let's test the new weapons by shooting other players with them"
"let's play whack a mole with the bastion tank"
incase we win
super earth is smart and plans for all outcomes obviously
Brother, if it was RIGGED FOR US TO LOSE there's no reason to make one
Duplicate the losing news broadcast
Add a few minutes to change the file size
Rename it
Profit
real
we lost it because of retards farming super credits
I hate super credit farmers 
I hate people who make helldivers shorts on yt 
I hate bugdivers 
This the greed they talked about in the bible
i do love people ignoring MOs but also like
they give you the option to play bugs for a reason
We did have a side MO during the invasion on bugs for extra reinforcements
I'm actually happy the bugdivers did it
it was illuminates
Pretty sure it was bugs
it was illuminates
@sour rivet i lock in lash
I play
Late game Im useless because enemy team has 5 counter spells
i was there 
Be me
See that some of my friends are playing HD2 during the cyberstan invasion
Check social tab
"Fighting automatons on (insert random not cyberstan planet)"

I feel like
If they gave away like 150 SC if you participate X amount of progress
People would be playing MOs more
A lot of people were playing the MO tho
To troll yea
Or they could also just do it and farm later.
Shit isn't goin away just because you ain't got it right now
I got killed by randoms on purpose more than I killed my own friends on purpose during cyberstan
I did a whole 1 teamkill during the invasion and it was on accident
Like idk I feel that grinding SC via retard cheese is kind of a ass method
And it was the funniest thing I've seen in a while
Since it just doesn't reward you for playing the game
I see that a bot is sneaking up on my buddy to stab them








