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It's fuCKING RAW
where's bogdan
From speed, Stability, mobility, rocket damage, gun damage, laser damage, laser hitboxes
WHERE'S THE GAME SAUCE?!
Tits
french crusade?
You can even get Parts that make guns lock on enemies when youre in range
i guess i'm the real john ace combat, vanilla planes through the entire campaign
WHERE?!
this whole grim dark thing is just so gae dude
under there 👉
oh yeah the universe is evil
Dear god, its Jason Plane!
Thats like me when i played trough project wingman with the f14d because its the last two seater
Under (edited)?
They switched from being 3d printer friendly to wanting everyone to buy official minis
either you wanted to larp as top gun or you wanted to marry prez

(me too)
musta realized they make no money that way



Tits
If the only options are tits or ass then I pick tits
More lines = more lore
More lines = more cinema
hands 
Prez going knockout in kings added a bitter note
i'm the latter
Legs 
no werewolf classmate, why live?
Also the WSO in the dlc screaming when you get her with you in the Tunnel mission LMAO
almost a week late
i let it cook for 20+ chapters usually

bootleg parasyte
i love parasyte
one of their leading talking points is about how corporate WH had gradually been, only to then turn around and sell STLs that have huge problems, then issuing DMCAs using Brandshield to a bunch of folks who use terminologies that might be connected to their brand
WHY DOES THE ENDFIELD SERVER HAVE A KINO COMMAND

the mods there are mainlining memes
Because they received a lot of 30k paypals
essentially, you have trench in your product name and have eldritch horror and trench designs, you're getting hit
It took me a while to realize that Perlica and Pog share the same race
is she getting dih and is unimpressed by it?
man I love pog

no hands

The character can't use her arms lmao
New Menace update
Getting Pog as my first rolled 6* was the game's way of apologizing to me for never giving me Hellagur in the OG (it's technically the same person)
My first 6* is Gilby
Look at that fucking silly dumbass
Angelina
what are you editing 
Your generous sequence
Going to turn you into a sea cucumber

I'm gonna refer to all the reconveners by their original names unless the new ones are easier to say 
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wtf is that furiner


Indeed
Ardelia is 100% easier to say that whatever fjallarjallar she was called
just call her eyja
That dog poster in the background makes me chuckle in this specific position
Yup
I still don't fucking remember
He just wants a sniff
fucking HIGHYRU GJUAHES

do you have a rat knight or a rat ninja emoji?
These are too obvious

lmao

what do you mean too obvious
do you expect him to have an emoji of scrimbloo brimblo the lovable scrunko?
No

But I saw what he has and a knight and a ninja are like beginner level shit
rat emt working on a ba degree
Send the swooce emoji

you have achieved gnosis of the rat emojis then
rat taking requests?
send mean2rat pls
no need to discuss the occult with us normies




it's very french, indeed

polytron is ready
Hel yeah

can whoever has my voodoo doll just crack my lower back, thanks
Can someone teach me binomial theorem real quick?
there's someone who about binomial theorem is teeming with lots of news
aint dat when you attracted to both guys n gals?
theoretically
das what I'm thinkin
No that's a bisection
I also remember he had many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
is it perhap Freeman?

No that's when you use both your left and right hands, you're thinking of when you can speak two languages
holy shit i finally found a journey mode tracker
Gordon Freeman, In the flesh

thank you 
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The invincible Snail story just multiplied
reggie 
is that columbo
nice
awesome
they make it seems worse than it is tho
alot of people nowadays expect instant load times and such
is that all the menace patch?
i appreciate them that they want to optimize the hdd part, but on my 10 year old hdd the game just needs like 2 minutes to boot up and when im ingame the missions load basically instantly
its a small one this time, basically a new heavy smg and some other small bits
muh turn-based singleplayer game needs to load NOW
It needs to load before I even turn the game on
only thing is that sometimes it needs a sec when you go to the next unit, but thats whatever
precognition that shit
and it could also be that it just feels like this because pirate moves get calculated in that time
alright time to do an op and see if blackmarket gives me the new heavy smg
@copper vapor
oh yeah
i didnt know shift changes some things and suddenly i ended all units turn when i was completely encircled by bugs
but man game is two weeks out, has enough content that i already have 25 hours and probably not even halfway trough EA campaign, and got 4 patches already
AAA studios flabbergasted
a lot of games suffer from this
I play arc raiders with "hold sprint" toggled on
but if I do that the game thinks I'm holding shift so I continue sprinting 
yeah, i like when at least singleplayer games automatically pause when i use overlay or tab out
obviously not possible in mp
ok am I meant to not like bobby bran?
cuz I already feel like hes an ass
oh nvm he's just british
nvm he died

what a coinkydink, there's a gear set made precisely for the weapon I decided to main. 
oh dear, upgrading my weapon is gonna set me back almost a quarter billion
inb4 the set isn't even good
New smg and I'm pretty sure new infantry special
gear comes with random effects, so it could come with shit affixes
but I'm more concerned about these set bonuses
I'll optimize the rest later 
B42 Discomfort in Project Zomboid
He brought the antidepressants but not the beta blockers
Wears plate armor
Checks health tab
Bite wound
Guys i'm wearing metal armor and now im STRESSED SO BAD IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
It has been 5 minutes and life has lost all meaning
Guess the new SMG is just objectively better
Groin: Bite
Oi hol up
Neck, bitten
kcd hardcore claustrophobic
I had neck wounds before, that shit is a real panic button
"groin, laceration"
immediately bandage your neck up and eat something just to benefit from that extra bit of HP regen for a slight bit
I exactly remember the only two times I ever got injured in PZ
One time was when my friend and I tried to run in the same spot and we both fell down
The other time was when I crafted a spear and then I promptly tried to charge through a door frame in our base and hit a wall instead
why are they taking a piece of ur pp?
My lymph nodes
I think they're just going in through the groin because they're pervs
I never actually got damaged by a zombie in any way
And early on in my PZ journey I even told my friends that if the situation goes out of hand I'm using them as bait to run away
In our multiplayer adventure my character is the only one who remembers when the zombies appeared
so did you get the opportunity to do it?
No
By the time the situation got out of hand I got better at the game and instead helped fight the horde off 
I mean
At the time
I had 1h of play time
And a shovel
The snow kind
Which was my favorite weapon because imagine fighting a horde of zombies with a plastic snow shovel
Is the interventional radiologist a gooner zombie? I'll ask tomorrow
me trusty crowbar
long ass fucking hot dog thats raw
What the fuck
slice of cheese taken straight out of the fridge
What kind of crackden does this food come out from
@sour rivet stinky
what the fuck has scrandle come to
Bucket of bugs yum
FOR THAT
British Isles
It says in the top corner
Entire UK be a crackden
With a pint buff
ok left looks straight up fire though
Time to cut the opium supply
are you being fr right now
It looks decent for stadium food tbh
y'all eat fish heads?
I ain't ever paying 9 for somethin that small
S M O K E D
That's not a fish head???
that's not smoked, that's CHARRED
smoked???
no, that's a whole fish. with the head.
i have no idea how people eat these types of hot dogs right there
There's a distinct possibility that char looks worse than it actually is
shit must be so dry
you didn't answer my question
But not in this case.
yes i've eaten fish head
burger cooked in the fires of mount doom
Dear god
This looking like the spongebob cursed burger for the food inspector
ice cream sandwich lol
lol
That's amazing

noooo
15 quid innit
i cant
I don't like fish but i'd take the shark shaped meal just for the meme
shark lovers in shambles
thats so fucked up
ok 15 buckaroos for a shark is pretty good
but I'll assume it comes out of the fryer cursed
at least cut him up whaddaheli

they just laid him in the fucking plate
as a whole
anime looking ahh food
Would
Next
cheeseburger
I have a coworker who loves sharks and I told him there's a city in the south of our country that is quite literally named "shark". He said he'd move there if he could 

5 quid
Thats not cheese, thats rubber colored yellow lol
this looks disgusting but seems edible
ALO ? 

mystery dog
WHY THE SOSIG SAME COLOR AS THE BREAD
that hot dog has seen better days
all comes from the same machine, its bread
Diseased dog
a bit cold innit
santa catarina shenanigans

bro googled it
What's going on with that bun
Vs 
why is the top part completely burned
sausage looks good at least
use extra patties as the bun
on a towel paper as well
hungy
that's the bun
don't ask questions you don't want the answer for
Why

We must cleanse this cursed earth
charcoal vs air sub
sweedish meatball sub
look inside
no meatball
three meatball for 12 quid is fucked
it's under the sauce
peak sweedish cuisine
there's 3 meatballs covered in mayo it seems
might as well not be there
sex scene 
SEX!?
Waterboarding into electrodes in ballsack
I don't see them so they might as well not be there
Walk 
can you send a pic touching grass?
Jarvis cancel the overwatch download
Cant you say something cool
Like jump from a building or smth

Go for a swim
that's too basic

drink molten metal from a crucible
Puddles not deep enough
@rocky turtle
DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Wen update
And its -1c 
the fuck am i looking at
pork in a bun
no is it a comparison type thing? side by side?
Fwend bought me coffee 
its scrandle
you vote for which one is the best
unemployed aah game
true
It was bribery in all actual cause they need a ride to the bank 
flavor?
ahem
Straw berry shortcake 
ya'll buy coffee?
and here's today's quote for grayname stupid bullshit filled
yummers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_2gb-EdRk this is what it reminds me of
blud harvests the beans himself
yes
i have bought cappucinos in certain occasions

@timid hollow would you kindly eat the grass
I usually just make my own but I didn't get the chance since this was early in the morn
typical colorblind fool sigh 😔
No 
@blazing maple miss bovine, connisure of the vegetation, is this true?
It is true
Sam is a fake bovine
Fact checked by a child that shouldnt have let be unsupervised

Is that the right Word? Whatevaaa
there we have it folks, Nioh is a souls-like
yea
if it wasn't mean to be used they wouldn't have added it

imagine interacting with a game's mechanics
woe is me for using smithing to optimize my gear and using elemental spells to apply confusion and make enemies take more damage
How dare you

war criminal ahh argument

But yeah my mimic in ER felt pretty cheesy sometimes with greatsword
We just pushed renala in the dlc into a corner and kept her staggered
wabbit
that's why i had to resort to a screenshot
fun is outlawed
i have saved it, i'm equipped
just search for winky in the discord search tab
you'll find several of them to favorite
@rocky turtle
shark eggs are screw-shaped
This one trick will make your EMTs hate you
dororitos
"anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough"
pretty cool
that was your first thought?
like a rare pokemon
brings an entire new meaning to "screw you"
devil's buttplug
skippity skip
isn't stalcraft free by default?
i pity the people that think this is a good deal
i would rather play sutoka ganba
Wait boxes is genuinely a banger game tho
My T and my J are identical when writing and like idk how to fix that ngl like my writing is like vibes based contextual meaning
God forbid a non english speaker reads ANYTHING I write
(*TT~^^) ?
of they do you could probably sell them a rock too
do you write j with strikethrough
typa shi you only get in L4D2
what kinda j is that
are you brain damaged?
The vs jack
if that's supposed to be cursive, it's missing the upper half
What the heck
I was forced to write cursive till I was like 9 and then I was told cursive was unprofessional and wasnt allowed to write in it and my kid brain just died and now I cant write correctly

Like technically I am capable of writing in print but like
My shitty phone attempt
Yeah we need to put you in a straightjacket
WHAT 
i think you need to practice writing normally
Most of my cursive knowledge is just gone.
Gimme quasi update and my life is yours

or just become a doctor they can't write either
Because it was pointless to learn outside of signatures.
Ugh tell me about it
is in medical school for neurology tehe
some Buildo looking game
ok our neat handwriting is pretty similar
your cursive is cooked
Its not even cursive its just ketaminese atp
The feds are gonna GET ME one day through the art of graphology
Like they will track me down
I was the opposite back in school... wrote in "print" format 99% of the time but then there's always that one bastard teacher who insists on having everyone write cursive
then I had to take 3x as long to write the same shit in cursive
That one bastard teacher was every teacher until 7th grade when it was removed from our schools and then i was forced to write in print at least for me personally in my area of the states
btw i write A like a star
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teacher's "logic" was "the school taught you cursive, so use cursive"
but every other teacher was chill. as long as they can read what we write, they didn't care. 
It is if I put lex after it
rorschach test?
my handwriting is 20 times better than it used to be and it took like a week to imrpove it
i see a man with the arms crossed
@oblique belfry could you be compelled to int in overwatch
Anything is a letter if you try hard enough
Make a circle around it, it becomes a cult symbol
Cursive was already on the way out growing up, I found it moderately annoying how much we were hearing "You'll use this a lot for writing when you're older" and now it's entirely irrelevant outside of signatures
now ? nay
write 10 lines a day
Infection free Zone got a roadmap update,they wanna do Tanks and Mortars now 
that's it
Bro didn't even ask me smh
Just think about it you have the arch of the a with the cross of the a its a print A just written without taking pen off paper
I did before you did 
well you never ask either 
oh 
That's just how I am sorry 
Poor rat
Take some pets
A return to...tanks....
(I don't play overwatch lol)
Star guardian lookin ass

Dr home
lupus
use tenor
it was fine literally 2 days ago
it's glorious
im gonna mf mod discord to bring tenor back
fucking google
why the fuck did you shutdown tenor api
do windows key + .
actual retardation
use that gif search
good choice
debloat win 11 and its usable
until an update happens and pc exlod
rather use my current pc even if the new pc has 5090ti but uses win 11
exlod
Dats a fish
so far the new order has been quite...exciting
the characters are niceand have actual development to them
combat is..okay ish
soundtrack is a banger especially the metal pieces that play from time to time
game is a bit iffy with the cutscene sound it plays a bit lower than normal
also no native HDR support sadly
so I have to play in windowed so windows applies a half asses HDR preset to the game but its managable
I got to chapter 8 and its great so far as I said 
@real aspen @cunning reef @brittle karma @oblique belfry @halcyon fossil

what game are you yapping about
wolf epstein
I said what game in literally the first 3 words
of the sentence
you fucking
muppet

its ok hes forgiven
to be fair
kill yourself
HAHAHAHAHAHA
when you say new order i think about that exclusive ps4 game nobody gaf about
we got him good fellas
i used new rien yi sang id its peak
The order 1176 or something?
(got him in first 10 pulls)
i did 2 rolls and got sloshmael twice
my luck is gone
DAMN
lol
MY DUDE U CURSED
all my luck was used for hongyuan
Woah
Whatch ur mouth
need
the game wasnt even a proper game
trully, you are somebody
like it was very short
Thanks
most of the game was cutscenes

for a moment that looked like a dead person
evening chat

!topic
@nocturne aurora
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
what u got from it?
this sums up g*rman ideology

i dont mean the current hongyuan banner
!topic
@nocturne aurora
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
mods whip this chat member's balls
I am fully prepared to int, just need to know since the new menu makes me wanna scoop my eyeballs out.


heathcliff fucking HATES whimsy
what greeting the incomming train and making shure that your college isnt attaked / has problems and or is getting dangerous health problems ? yeah happens
be warned we on EU
Clump playing ideal canto 
I am aware. I selected it specifically 
ok pingin @hexed stag
funny
that Int leads to wind
that is funny
u need a friend code for ultimate support ? 
sure
good i send u it later 
bro was feeling indian
@timid hollow @pallid sapphire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlNYeCkvWFQ
Einer der ersten deutschen Klingeltonspots, in denen computeranimierte Undinger zu schrillen, polyphonen Sounds abdancten. Das sogenannte Jamba-Nilpferd (oder auch "Rave Hippo" genannt).
NEIN
junge nur im jamba sparabbo ok
Ich hasse dieses Lilane Fette Fucking Pferd
Im feeling mesopotamian rn
Idk i was bored and theres 5 minutes left to break time
sende FREI 1-5 an die 33333 und erhalte einen coolen kingelton
thank you kojima
lack of scars is proof of cowardice ahh line
This Pizza looks like it kills you
im gonna give it to higgs
hell yeah
hot take
i kinda miss when story games were a tad shorter
take
I want story games to be longer
EVIL TAKE
i want no bacon and no games
I want to start a game now and end it in my 70s
huh?
nothin
Side content length in nioh 
depends on what kind of story it is
Normie take
I like geam
Rat take
I like cheese
bro has attachment issues

i do 
why do you think im obsessed over immortal characters
Mfw my first marriage ended faster than world of Warcraft
lol
technically, all characters are immortal
Because you're boring and cringe and boring and cringe and I fuck your mom
pyr are you ok
i havent
i cant see anything
fuck me hit the fattest ults of my life there
Those last 2 ults from me felt 
That orisa was so unfortunate
she ulted me of all people
I pressed one button and it undid everything 
Good, hit that idiot
do you actually live off from that?
or is it just a hobby
as buff as William Blazkowicz is
he sure as hell throws knifes as if he had wet noodles for hands
G954644847 is my code since i'll probably be asleep within the hour
BIIIIIIIIIIRB
what
oke 
i like late game..
I
See
apparently the lead dev for that star wars overhaul mod for starfield is a piece of shit
who woulda thunk

Don't be shit 2026 challenge: Impossible
atp might as well just assume everyone's an asshole
i dun wanna
then suffer
FATTEST ULTS
it should have been yakub or epstein
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one more game friends demand my pressence in helldivers

you see
you dont get it
because you dont play the game
bro really loves epstein if you're mentioning him so much
They demand the sturminator
ok
but the ritual happens in new york
they must hate your guts
so it makes sense that its mamdani
ok

you know what it should have been bogdan?
it should have been
i am soon done with my mod for call of duty world at war zombies
thank you birb
FOR DA JHINN!!!
i just need to do the final touches on the changes from vanilla to the release version of this mod
I don't know what vandetta ult is, but I knew I needed to phase for it 
Dude my soj is so rusty 
I lost the game 
No?
you suck!
I do it for the love of the game
Even if I did make money off of that I would make it as cheap as possible for people to afford my shitty art
I did joke with my friends when I started drawing that if I ever start doing commissions, I would make the price somewhere around 100PLN (~24 euro)
100 polands?!
28.25 real money
Yes, 100 polands are worth 24 euro
damn poland is cheap
poland would be the perfect country if you people weren't so affraid of guns
People aren't actually very afraid of guns here
I can get Poland cheaper than I could get ammo
that's just a way of saying it
but i read that it's hard to get weapons there
because muh gobernment
The amount of people getting firearm permits here is at a record high
yeah, i also read that
It's not hard, actually
It is hard if you try to do it the police route
It's very easy if you do it the sport route
then why don't you have one?
I do
he does
oh nice
what're your mass shooting ratings
Can't you only get sporting rifles and shotguns in poland?
That's a secret 🤫
population density too low for anything to count as mass shooting
USA NUMBER ONE 
slavs
Speaking of weapons
slavs never change
It is legal to own a sword here
And you can walk around with it if you feel like it
yet more reasons for me to move to poland
oh yeah i remember that
And it will probably be better for self defense here than a gun
what about full plate armor
Lemme check
aren't you turkish?
george
oh yeah i forgor
Yeah you can own plate armor
doge is turkish
Knight cosplay for street safety (optional)
pretty sure armor is legal everywhere... but good luck getting it in most places
lovely stuff
@oblique belfry
i doubt the concept of plate armor is even a thing here

thats an axe.
Absolute batman is certified absolute unit
guh?
gotta get this build frfr
Well shit, his enemies are half cthulic demons at this point
Man had to be built like Doom Slayer

Hilarious scene when General Gum (Khan's father-in-law) ordered Khan to add his mp3 library to his analog watch.
UX Designers, use this when developers tell you it's too difficult to implement drag-and-drop functionality.
@timber oxide Arknight Endfield
Sir
Arking it
That is a vox engine
I dont know what you democracy loving mind talking about

@green granite oil up
I was having PTSD flashbacks to cyberstan

wtf is her problem
You didnt paypal her 30k
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you know what would be funny
if FN Herstal made an april fools joke releasing a new pistol called the FN Six Seven
SIX
SEVEN
have you seen the new shrouded sky trailer for arc
boulder rain 
Idk man, having to figure out how to use the wind to your advantage seems fine enough to me
I thought this is only on special seed
well that wasn't in the trailer, was it
holy shit.
o
first wave caches and a supposed new arc
nah
What's the research stuff
journey mode

its basically pseudo creative mode

Imagine playing journey 
i have to
speaking of lemme check how close i am rn
Good luck that's like 2500 items
Its a creative mode but you need to acquire the item to be creative mode
Almost there
im post plantera btw
too busy collecting furniture blocks
jesus christ no wonder this game has 6k items
Goated strat
4k of em is just furniture
Every wood every ore and then some have like 40 furniture items
yep
thankfully this site i've found helps me a lot
it has a checklist for items
no

But what if
just dont send the link ?

Man I didn't realize white castle and wendy's were just liars.
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new movie with our boy brendan fraser
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whoa I just witnessed a live execution
i saw an phone number iirc
mods are wörking over time here
i wonder how many bans / warnings are given / needed since 01.01.26
it's automated












