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but i already finished honest hearts, dead money and doing owb rn
fuck off now i can never unthink that
but yeah it does feel like that
good game tho
mr house wants his FUCKING CHIP!!
I didnt like original crysis only 2 and 3 but didnt play much of 3
mr house is a VEGETABLE! HAHA!
@copper vapor kill him
Im proud of you

eat the chip

yeah but see like crysis is tech demo: the game but it has personality and is a good game
unreal isn't
@oblique belfry

yeah while feeling tech demoish it still feels like a game, unreal feels like a weird free demo you pick up on a random pc magazine



















FUCK NO
i gave in
Ingame gimme like 4mins
DOGEE
no
He's lost in the sauce
TEAM FORTRESS IS RIGHT THERE
Tf is dead
alo 
Titanfall 2 is dead
There is no living
theres still players
There is only dying
it dies when there are no more players
Population: cyberstan
no?

bots have been cleared out a while ago
2 hours 
Like fuck cares man valve doesnt give a fuck abt the game anymore
When everybody on deadlock

Why traders keep coming right when raids happen
thats cause i alttabed when it was on fullscreen mode
i have 60 on menu rn
lies
big lies
was in a lobby like that uh
month ago? 2 maybe
i havent played against a bot for a bit
can i do both ? 
was the typical bot that fills the whole match
yeah i only play koth and i read they kinda focus that mode because idk
Maybe.. the bot is you
true
Knew it
forgive me
Forgiven

Fucking clanker
lore page
Stupid ai
Tomorrow
I play with friend
Cant wait to grief plat games as venture

Overwatch 
we are back in 2016 with this one
i got 92 on my first steam start 
Can you still play 1st overwatch or it has to be 2nd one
Does he unlock the achievements based on Blizzard Account progress?
there's no overwatch 1 or 2 anymore
also on the topic of lore page
ye
i linked my blizzard acc with steam
Thats actually cool
Intelligence has peaked with this question
this is an account i had since 2016
The graph went so high we went into the negatives
Oh so you were gey right from the beginning
So
I thought better of you
Cant really ask a question I dont know?
pre ow2 was really good
League peaked in season 8 and was never good again
Its at least on par with leauge
post ow2 shot themselfs
Overwatch 2 was okay
In terms of cancer
Steakhouse
It went to shit with the content pause they did in the leadup to 2, and then gutting the PVE mode from 2
Yea thats abt it
I see what you did there
i am still so fucking mad
Ball is pretty unchanged
they ditched pve
Ball? As in hammond?
the lore of this game is really fucking baller
Hampter
I LOVE RUNNING A WEIRD TEST IN A LAB FOR LIKE 4 TIMES, I LOVE MY BRAIN NOT BEING ABLE TO IGNORE THE SIDE QUEST
Fuck owb
Shit dlc
0/10
main reason i didnt touch the game for the past 3 years
I go refund
The fact he has only 1 perk and its that he does more damage to tanks
Give my hampter a second perk

Forced into only one perk cus if there was a second we wouldnt be interacting with tanks
But hanzo gets a fucking arrow that hacks medpacks
Okay game
Yes you get to choose
Tf happened
Between a ice arrow and a arrow that hacks medpacks
Does sombra not exist no more?
I get split arrow was a bit brokie but still wtf
sombras current kit for ref
For the 5000000th time
she got rework a while ago
Oh boy i thought when yall said perks you werent serious
So what you slect mid game or smt?
pretty much
That actually makes the game a bit more interesting for me
Man crazy how they butchered one of the best hero shooter to come out
Now make balls second perk more bombs on his ult
have you ever played apex with its level up system
its exactly like that
Nah its better this way honestly
Lets all hop on apex bois
No i played apex for only 6 months when it came out
Skill issue detected
Im not giving ea money to not make titanfall 3 with
dont tempt me i have 4000 hours on the game
I have like 300 400 i think
If you say so, i gave up the game long ago just cause i was tired of it
But was plat last season :)
i was watching the lore comics
and they didnt even bother removing the last parts
ok forget comics for a moment
One rank before diamond but i just didnt want to sweat anymore
Cant believe blizzard dead naming their own product truly no shame
The Controller guys are something else in apex
holy shit i still have the origins skins
There a cat support?!

10/10
He can pick up people with ult
dam
Still cant believe
the fucking cat is satan btw
Wait
did ow1 players always had a classic skin ?
All cats are
Can you pull up mates in the air as well?
i think so

Yes
Because if you can pull up mates
yes this one has fucking jetpack and an energy gatling that shoots projectiles that look like cat paws
Please tell me there is a bastion cat ac-130 combo
Ok that sounds fun
oh my friend i have seen 2 reinhards dogfighting over the skys of Kings Row
Me when I track a human through space and time and fucking rock their shit, beat africas whole robot military with just my fists, punch through walls designed to keep me in prison with just my raw flesh, fought a fucking rage steroided peanut buttered out gorilla all in a 1v3 which I won btw
But I get completely fucking destroyed by a woman moving at normal speeds with a big ass sword
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

and also yes you can AC-130 bastion it
HOW WE LOSING THIS 1V1
Ngl i Screenshot this and will tell my mate that we will download again
after having played againts vendetta honestly yeah i can why blud lost
Offtopic ow2
??????
Only ow sry
current vendetta is somehow more anoying then OG dps doom

why is there mythic bullshit in this game too 
Cause mony
Always cos monee
alteast some of em are nice
???
He should get uppercut again as a tank
why did i start with +10 levels
Itd be so funny as a perk
you can get uppercut in colosseum
ah
Did you forget
Im playing colosseum
I need to go ac-130

better idea tactical boiling cum drop with the Ikea dwarf

my beloved
What a sentence out of context
Ngl the best thing is you can just play gungame while in ranked queue
poggies
Thats actually neat
all the mechanicals down
Drache

Southern meow meow🤠
THERE IS A MOBA MODE ???
yeah
:0
fuck off how do you make ow sound cool and give me the urge to play it

thats crazy
wtf
istg this game's anti-heal props dont work as well
why am i on 3rd person dafuq
you can toggle that
in the options
you can play colloseum in 3
wtf
loads save, instantly gets the "WhO dO yOu THiNk Is CuTEr? Dr KLeIn oR dR BorOUs?" @blazing maple
okay how do you close camera bobbing 
i swear it was not this much
reloading / moving around / shooting moves the camera a lot
danke
He go epstiened him
Is this....
ana has some hilarious ones
Overwatch roguelike 
no the moba mode
overwatch moba more like

I just read that back wtf did i type
holy shit was mccree headshot this deadly
140 damage
flashbang+ hs kill a bot wtf
Wasnt that always the case?
i think bots still only have 200 health
i legit cant remember
Where's the downside 
Didn't they change the VA for mcree too?
I thought they did that at some point 
oh shit there are stats as well
na VA was innocent it was the guy he was named after that got the cosby gulag
wtf ammo capacity increase
@blazing maple girl they about to milk your favorite species
i ate food
and i still hunger
aoe nano
So is this just
Broken abilities, the moba?

yeah wtf
Nice to know blizzard has no idea how to balance 
now that i've seen this mode
i think this is literally the same case as Arena / Mayhem in league
wacky bs fun
pretty much
This makes league look innocent
wait a minute
i cannot wait to see what bs he gets
THERE IS 4 WHOLE ASS ITEM CATEGORIES ?
oh my fucking god there is
so many fucking choices
i cant

this is literally learning league items all over again


wot

Aim bot genshi can't hurt you

per bullet ?
or per reload anim
if its per bullet that shit is hella busted
Per bullet 
(Idk. But it would track)

i thought the same
Who has an ability just named
B.o.B
11 shots revolver
ashe
Hello highguard 
this is giving me payday 2 energy

with its 28 bullets m1 garand
in the trailer the mother picks up the kid and runs away so that Grogu can use the star wars stroller as a vehicle
the baby rodian was a 5 second scene and that's all
so basically
hey lucasarts please make a star wars game with a character creator that includes alien species
c'moooon
lemme rodian
PLEAASE
in jedi academy there's a rodian but it's only for the male bodytype for some reason
are we gonna get a character creator in that old republic game comin out
the mmo has no rodians since the romance needs people to have lips to kiss their virtual waifus so aliens with weird mouths aren't allowed
probably not
:(
enjoy human person version 243
will we ever see pureblood siths
again*
i dont understand maaan
we got this whole ass universe with aliens n shit
and 90% of the time its just humies
sometimes I have dreams of a tv series/movie with a rodian lead
but then I remember star wars hates aliens outside of twi'leks
make your dreams a reality
take over disney
SAME
FACE
SYNDROME
REAL
no she has an actualy jawline
its the same as 10 other heros sam
the sameface applies mostly to kiriko, juno and the new lady since they're all asian and have a round face
Domina doesn't fit the mold
neither does Vendetta
artstyle
yeah I know
give me another character like orisa
i know you mfs drink breast milk but aint no way you have the iq of a baby
what
Blizzard
yeah she's a fucking menace
inFAMOUS (my own copy) on RPCS3 is absolutely blowing my mind... Higher framerates and full 4K 🤤
I wasn’t ready for this. PS2 / PS3 emulators are about to take over my life 🥹
girl dont tell me you forgot the whole blizzard ordeal
no you just dropped the breast milk line out of no where
@frank hearth

am i not allowed to make fun of them
wot
oh mate believe me when i say this she is somehow more busted then DPS doom
you are but we were talking about an artstyle and design guideline and you randomly dropped the sexual assault case that happend a while ago
i cannot overstate how fucking stupid this char is
If we were talking about their upper management or Bobby himself yeah I can see the connection
i noticed
but we were talking about the art stuff so it hit me out of no where
weak
on a whole ass area
she can fly into the backline, combo the healer and then nuke the rest of the team
She's so fucking scary
oh so shes fucking bullshit
and she is tanky ontop of all that
blizzard once again being dogshit at balancing
before the "erm just kill her mid air" people come
i feel like this shit is beyond that
pre-nerf doomfist with better ult
remember when doomfist was a DPS? I remember
yeah na aint happening
i meber
even on half charge or not even a charge
They made him a tANK
it still deals 200 / 100 damage
for WHY
fellow doomfist PTSD enjoyer in chat
I played overwatch 1 back in 2016 for like 50 hours and quit
I played Widowmaker and Junkrat
do not return
they said
-lets make doomfist 2
-but there is already a doomfist
-shove him back to tank so we can have doomfist 2
-splendid
my old pc was broken and it always showed overwatch as installed "Somewhere" on my computer at 60g that I could never find and uninstall
after moving pc's I felt healed
overwatch 2 doesnt exist anymore
We are all overwatch 2
they removed the number the cowards
we carry the flame
who tf are you
Anything but deadlock🥀
hey man overwatch was everywhere wherever i looked
in this past week
i finally gave in
you are weak
What have you done.
holy shit she has an automatic crossbow
-# yes i know they are called a repeater stfu
also legaly distinct senna
she has a built in ult increaser ? 
damn
okay what the fuck this character is for unreal tournament players
she is so fucking accurate
and can dash twice
or doom players
#needthat
can apparently dash upwards too
use second fire
yep
while airborne
can float as well
holy shit doom slayer
welcome back
okay
freja is my new main

also doge if you wanna see nonsense play the cat
I made a plasma rifle shower head with a fully functional heat guage on it too that changes color as the water warms up! #Halo
later
im busy learning the old new champs
flood infected plasma rifle
welcome back Pharah
i rember
I miss that

gonna check her items
goodbye hunting rifle
dont take her gun

ugliest piece of shit ive seen
??????????
i will use it
It's ribbed for my pleasure
I'm cranking that thing so it glows through my stomach lining
I'm gonna become a lava lamp
Curie help me
girl quiet
Curie
girl quiet now
girl you want some skooma
Boxers before their big fight:
-# also based and curiepilled
i spoke to the chud old men on top of the mountain
they taught me to yell real loud
who dis number 3
hell yeah
the awkward mars lady
korea
these things arent human dawg
also Blizzard is weirdly obsessed with giving all their asian girl heroes blonde hair skins
yeah
yeah..
another support that gives movement speed ? 
we have a total of 3 of them now
imagine
my 10 year old neanderthal kid figured out electricity before us 
also another damage increaser 
btw doge press MMB for details in F1
Returning marmoset babies to their mother after a medical check.. 😊
oh wot
marvel rivals could never
oh wtf
why are you UGLY
i think hes irish?
Scottish
how were you guys incorrect 3 times
a thick scottish accent is very easy to detect smh
i almost fell off a cliff 4 times now
using the shift
dash ability
also his E is literally giving me Mei wall trolling flashbacks

Big day for homosexual people
My goat could never fall off
excuse me ?
monke
EVEN WINSTON CANT DO THAT
downloading a very important mod for skrim now that i know its safe to install for my list
Racism we all know only the japanese are allowed to do this in the overwatch universe
actual monkey
If talisman was in there it'd be literally the most peak RPG bundle and it's already close to it
"tank" btw
I've destroyed someone in stellaris over a talisman game 
but why
dunno why its not part of the collection already
is just better looting
shii i expected community edition to add it
Man

Hey todd
that was 8 fucking years ago 
why'd you announce it so early
Todd
Why'd you announce it
You were making starfield stuff
What was the point
Oh my god it really does sound like a live YTP
QRT: sugarbaget
https://t.co/wO5m7Nvzaq
starfel
I mean
it sure as hell wasn't gonna go back to daggerfall and morrowind lmao
yeahg
They're not gonna bring back medium armor or spears or mysticism or spell making or attributes
I know it to be true
they're old enough to be considered classics I imagine 
everyday i yearn for spears to be added to eso
pft what? skyrim came out in
oh
2011
15 years ago
who dis numba 5
hmn
and at the end of it all
kinda crazy it's been 15 years since a mainline Elder scrolls game
People said they'd fix starfield with mods
did they
no
damn
Everyone hated it so much that the modders who were going to work on it gave up
what the fuck mercy 2
pretty much stating the base product isn't worth it
i have never seen a bethesda game get fumbled so badly
even 76 pulled through
moist mercy infact
also mans got heal amp
which is nice
goddamn chill out dawg
I find it funny that the latest overwatch lore is that Doomfist died and then Widow, Reaper and Sombra all left Talon
did you get that gun I told you to grab
i feel like mercy is the only support who has infi healing
he has a cd just like moira
hell yeah, you also got her armor right?
the funny shit is they removed his Bio aswell

Christine's COS sniper is goated
collect my tesla
omw
wait sam tf you mean you never beat the game in harcore
I'd get 99% done then look at the last stretch of missions and go "ehhhhh"
you're... WASHED!?
i play the game way too much when im tired, im missing so much items laying around
the fallout effect
dw I'm guiding you to all the cool shit
isnt hardcore crazy tedious
no
Ammo has weight
its just survival mode
me with 1k 5mm, 1k 45 auto, 1k 10mm, 500 308.
bro is being handholded instead of experiencing it all for himself
im experiencing it for myself, i would just miss it
not really, the biggest hurdles (hunger and thirst) become non-issues fast enough
i was in that facility and didnt see it
i'm just telling him where some neat hidden/fun stuff is
experience my poverty
yeah the armor is on the ground in the dark
hard to find
but it's worth, you can carry the will of Christine with you
like i have all 35 locations visited alr except the evil dome
also her holotape in the medical place is cool
red dome
the last modlist i played let you side with elijah
Anyway now that you've seen little yangze you may of noticed... both the collars AND the outfits are the dead money jumpsuits + collars
and bring all of the mist to vegas
ye
The dead money jumpsuits being prison suits was a cool detail
and their radios next to the corpse in zhe tower
yeah huh, so cool
i wondered why they looked like that actually in dm
neat
i like the order i play them
But the Christine COS sniper is baller af
feels mysterious
yeah has cool sound
sam did yuo install gts yet?
whats the point of m1 now then
slows
ah
Chat I am ordering a chicken sandwich at this newly opened store and every order is a Buy 1 Take 1 
Except carne nachos
yeah

just gotta install the extras
with the amount of mobilities newer heroes have
no errors?
ok so its just vortex beign weird
cuz it keeps saying failed to find collections for me
so i guess just double check if all the mods installed when you get the chance??
just in case
we got asian Ana 
is her full helmet skin still there
i love tracer's pistol so much
one of my favorite fiction weapons
also this one
we enjoy milfs on this discord 
i just like masked ladies.... 👉 👈
also robot fuckers got some meat to
OH MY GOOD
o
ya
medium 
i should find a shortspear
since jay added those to gts now
wanna know what they're like
and GET A HOUSE TO STORE MY SHIT GOOD GOD
no
the normal spears use spear animations
and they're pretty good
i was gonn hop on hitman....
but imma record the animations rq
and i guess this is a good excuse to make sure quickloot is working fine
ai cat.... smh.....
i kno 🥀

giggling kicking my feet listening to Laura Bailey talk for a minute and a half
GTS CREATORS
FIX THE BODY ADDONS
AND MY LIFE
IS YOURS!
datbody is not compatable with current versions
bodyswap have too much fucking conflicts like how
and simple bodies.... idk
shit i'd love a texture addon
You're so real

turns bodycam off
Sometimes you just gotta tune your radio to the Sierra Madre broadcast and put your hands under your chin like a schoolgirl
love to see kiriko still has busted ass damage for a support if you land headshots
@blazing maple spear animations
oh yeah a hitman clip i took last night (ignore sams mewgenics)
here's the poker
MEOW~
boring ass assassination
jesus christ

Toss his ass in the same well Batman was in and coat the walls with lubricant
i think my follower is schizo he keeps saying combat dialogue when we arent in combat
put him down
no he needs to live so he can suffer with me in VIGILANT
we gonna suffer trauma together
welcome back my chud sone
Talisman as in that one from pre 2000?

neat
skills at zhe moment
what did they do to my girl
why she doesnt have perma invis anymore
i meant as in ability
she did
no that was the first rework my guy
the og stealth was 12sec

shes more active now and less leave translocator at healthpack and jackoff until you get emp
why is she bluie
skin
why did you turn my purple queen blue
i liked blue
blue cool
which one guys
Based Guns enjoyer
you overestimate the power of minions
being not able to regen magicka in combat tho
Anyways, time to get back to "what the fuck am I even doing"
not that bad tbh
since if im fighting something that casts spells i STEAL that magicka
and i can just drink potions lol
wouldn't you take damage tho
ah nvm then
absorb
Feeling cute, might rip your head off later
titus wouldnt say that

@sour rivet want to see me bounce a rocket to space?
syurge
Experimentation
you killed a super destroyer
This is now someone else's problem
Oh I don't think it killed anything, it's just medium pen
And Super Destroyers are, obviously, Super Tank Armor
Why not
I want to see what happens
Never used it before
I did kill it tho
I mean, I have a completely disarmed factory strider, might as well use it for testing

Napalm can technically kill it if it gets set on fire
I need to use the Bastion against the Vox Engine but I don't have a gunner and you can't switch from driver seat to gunner seat without leaving the tank first
How many rounds of Eruptor did you shoot to bring one down
A mag only?
It took some damage beforehand from the Quasar
But if you hit a quasar / eat shot exactly where I was shooting with the Eruptor, you can down a factory strider in one eat + roughly one eruptor mag
ok but i want to hit it with my hammer
Hit leg
why the fuck is there input lag on jetpack cat @frank hearth
"anti-remake" so why did they remake tes4? 
hitting the head with hammer twice kills it
Yeah but you need to use a jump pack like a bozo
not really a remake
More importantly when are we getting daggerfall sprite tits?
there is?
Also counter argument - Bastion one taps it
they sometimes get stuck near walls
so i just
climb the wall
its super noticable if you sway with A and D
and play whack a mole
more so if you do a circle
But have you seen them climb the walls, Birb?
Because I'm not gonna show it to you
I archived it today and I don't feel like plugging in the external

What I can show you is how I got bamboozled by a prop
thats mostly the jetpack readjusting 
dunno
but i feel a heavy inputlag with it
when i do a circle
now from the practical gameplay point you dont want that fucking cat being able to AD strafe
or fly around
soooo
next week for sure?
anyway Im going back to bed
sigma? how about ligma

noo sam dont sleeeep
the sinister monster will get you




