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what the fuck happened
riot didn't instantly make a billion dollars
a game taking 10 years? Inconcievable!
Is this an adult server. Cause discord is making mandatory age scans and I gotta install gamma before that happens
anyway my modpack adds bulletdrop
so the 22. ratslayer is BAD at range
and I went into a radioactive hole to grab an advanced radiation suit and it wasn't there
where did it go
dang
so next stop is novac and then crimson caravan comp to maybe buy one there
brainfart is a family friendly channel
the australian government already made me sell my data to discord for the minor social media ban so that's fun
anyway discord has major data breaches constantly
so
world is a fuck
Time to verify using gmod
idk if you were online when i said it sam
actually lemme find it
surely NOTHING can go wrong
discord can lick my whole entire nut before i give them my fucking info
They will even force you to re-verify if you don't act old enough, aka. this entire chat
we just need one of the server owners to be a billionaire and they'll ignore us
how the fuck do you act "old enough"
Grok would make us sacrifice one random user every week
I wanted to come up with a joke but im blanking
dont' say stuff like "i'm insert young age here"
or else you'll get soundtrack'd
MY NAME IS DIB MEMBRANE
FUCK
IM-
i'm 250
frick
@ mods
BITCH
never underestmate an invader zim fan
Ok I should be old enough now
birb what was that one mod you were waiting for to be downloadable
Now scan me instead of yourself
it was a addon for gts that made the combat more ""modern"" but one of the mods went under review 2 days ago
i basically gave up
this one
I'm not really worried about the age verification cause I have my death stranding ready
inb4 your account gets deleted
They don't take me seriously I won't take them seriously, simple as
oh no what a barbarity
hmn, a very boring answer
that's so sad alexa play despacito
I was expecting something cool
also execute birb
the hell were you expecting
i know what you are.
ive SEEN things
https://fixvx.com/JosephFox_088/status/2021042232938090671 Boone lover please watch this
this is amazing on so many levels
@timber oxide could've just opened the server y'know 
It's late
but not for mp ? 
Witness Ghost execute a lethal sniper headshot with the iconic [Point and Shoot] finishing move in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2! 💀
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i mean tmodloader
You ruined it

I'm gonna play something else
fortnite found dead in an alleyway
Birb found dead in 67 different trash cans around australia
why is bro being mean
Because I knew you would react that way
Holy shit guys... My heart...
I turned to walk up to my cat and she released the tiniest mew ever. It was just a little beep.
Holy fuck
Absolutely adorable
big ass power armor shield parrying a mini nuke
"don't bother me"
cat behavior
i have to assume my freshly folded laundry has a cat inside if i leave it out for too long
Da misty
🎷
Who can it be noowwwww?
🎷
Who can it BEEEE nowww?!
🎷 🐝
NOOOOOOOOOOO

I could play the entirety of that riff on alto sax at one point
Always a fun couple notes to just play outta nowhere
from who can it be now?
that's based
@marsh cargo
Wikipedia? the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit?
send link
can't wait for my edit to be removed by some retarded "curator" because I failed to follow whatever invisible guidelines they have

Why?
I think you can guess what the edit I made is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibaraki-dōji
Ibaraki-dōji (茨木童子 or 茨城童子 "Ibaraki child") is an oni (demon or ogre) featured in tales of the Heian period. In the tales, Ibaraki-dōji is based on Mount Ōe, and once went on a rampage in Kyoto. The "Ibaraki" in his name may refer to Ibaraki, Osaka; "dōji" means "child", but in this context is a demon offspring. Ibaraki-dōji...
because why not
no, i cant actually


mmmm
china
asia then
yooo the boss from nioh 3
yup I posted screenshots of her earlier and everyone ignored me
an entire server full of gooner retards ignoring peak goon material
an absolute work of art
so uh
can that highmate become an adult?
its just a child
so yeah
also that "highmate" is a artifically modded into that child
its not how he was born
someone installed "concubine" gene into a child

I will research gene engineering just to remove this gene from poor fella (im still in tribal reasearch tree)
hm
arc raiders makes me go from upset to happy to back upset again lol
same
love getting into late join raids and have zero chance of finding the loot I want
just take someone else's loot 
one minute Im feeling great and the next minute i lose so hard I want to log off of it lol
bro i am having skill issues lol i can get kills but i be fucking up the plays bad
most of the time I can't even find other players
when I do it's a cod warzone lobby lol
ah yes the 2 genders

la creatura
creature feature of the creature variety
Featuring: The creature
called Novac
look inside
Vacancy
ugh fiiine
bringing my daughter with me
she keeps running into combat and getting wailed on
I have to feed her fruit
it's me, I hide and watch other people as much as I can
or I see someone and grenades are going off lol I know how this is so much
LOL literally I go between hiding for multiple games o overtextending my push and getting slapped
just wish a loss didn't make me feel so defeated bruh i can't wrap my head around it can happen to anyone and I don't like slamming on dudes who are in a pinched or messed up position when I meet em lol
one day I'll have my villain kos rat arc
but today is not that day
maybe when I get absolutely friggin bored with the game and stop caring about doing these projects events and whatnot.
giant @sour rivet
yeah bro I have not gotten vile yet and ill be honest it's contributed to half of my disheartening deaths lol. Just can't bring myself to it
also I'm addicted to buffout and have evil karma
why
Cannibalism
damn
im gonna need visual proof of this
fat
eat more
A classic of all time
god damn
that match with ivy was my best one with her prolly even tho i lost
1 death
9 kills
my girl is.... goated?
I think I know next target victim of skip abduction. Bro is not getting away.
indeed
new pal
he's NCR
I'm wearing rugged riot gear
basically ncr ranger riot gear scrapped up by gang members like vipers
i fucking love rylanor
interesting
virus bomb from rylanor gave fulgrim a permanent debuff, it wounded his pride so badly 
i forgot how good the new york fit was
no
fym no
you've made a terrible decision
wym
youre gonna get GTA'd

i hope so this is putting my finances into dire straits
also nioh 3 is a great game
just being held back by FUCKING godawful optmization
better than codevein 2 tho
fuckin bum ass game
oh
that looks good
hows the performance
owned
good!
(prolly a redundent answer due to your op pc)
only one area chugged and it was a modded location quest thingy
and it was VERY bad
mm
vanilla stuff is normal
thats bad
also collecting super cool energy drinks
only modded quest location i saw was the zion trail thing
I'm a stinger loverrrr
collect my tesla
upgrade my energy
Midnight stinger is for those late nights...
did you win 30 caravans yet
Who's hype to march on those clanker fucks tomorrow!
Damn Nuclear Sunset is no joke
yes indeed fellow diver!
WE ARE WINNING
no i'm waiting for the big leagues
We march on Cyberstan Today!
1011011000101110101

HEART//STEEL
WE//KILL
IRON//WILL
ON TO WAR
CY-BERSTAN
CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN
GET BACK UP
ON TO WAR
this is a weird ass photo dude that dog looks like a 3d model
the lighting makes it look off
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Face the wall clanker
@slim magnet hag
For each diver there's a hundred bots tomorrow well take your capital you clanker scum
uh
"for each diver there's a hundred bots"
yeah so we outnumber you
and apparently your iq
It didn't stop us from taking your planets
And now we're on the steps of your home world
diecisiempre
No tengo
i found a video of a ferocious creature devouring a fish
i saw it so now you have to
pero con la tuya me entretengo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajjjjjjjjjjjjjjajajjjjjajajaaaaaaaaaa agria 😎
gone
Lo que dices es una tontería pero me divierte
así que sigo aquí riéndo jajajajjaaaaa
do yall like youtube recommendations?
you watch like some random cat video and like it once
and you go to "new to you" and there is like hundreds of animal videos
and you want to see something new
Yes actually I watch a single mommy asmr, and now i'm fucking bombarded with them. They've successfully typecasted me.
Now I watch a single history video and.....
el gerundio es "riendo", no "riéndo"
note the accent on the e
i'm sorry
san andreas got dropped to 35:46
I'm gonna get you
Like idk whats worse, you listening to ASMR or it specifically being Mommy ASMR 
wouldn't want san andreas speedrunning to die overnight due to the end of the line skip
Momo teach me spanish
my youtube recommended has been cultivated for 10 years to show me basically what's on my sub feed anyway
My YouTube recommended never shows me anything new
hjelp

why not
No cap im not giving the mods here my id because discord say so
I dont think I will survive next raids, there was 13-16 raiders with modern guns and armor up to marine and only thing I have is traps, 2 pawns 20 shooting with legendary long bows and neanderthal with thrumbo horn
you're giving DISCORD your id
not the mods
stoopido
they make it easier for Skynet to kill you
you are not even giving your ID to discord to begin with

no people read the thing wrong and got panicked
uk and other places had to give id
Good that i never use Nitro
who gives a shit about 1984 land 
you're the one saying we wont have to give id
Cause Discord wants to do that everywherr
nah they dont
Mods already asked for my id in other servers so not just discord unc
they are being forced to do it
Yes they do
thats not normal
Im pretty sure its at least against 10 data protection laws in germany
So i doubt their forced here

Kinda normal in nsfw servers, at least was last time I checked
this chat is 18+ last i checked, wont we need id for this 
I mean as I've read they'll just scan all of your behavior to determine if you're underage or not so it reduces the amount of ID's needed to be sent to verify
tldr people dont know how to fucking read
Because people post screenshot of games with unaliving in it
agonizing experience
Im fucked then despite being an old man 
i mean would you actually believe what they said about needing to verify age and then delete the data
i don't believe that for a second
but that's just me
no i dont believe that either
Also I think the alternative is you taking a picture of your face and it'll do the age whatever on your client
that shit is getting sold in a nano second
they gain NOTHING from deleting it and gain everything from selling that precious data
😭
"unaliving" mf say KILL THEMSELVES
Which is not better
fix that
ye this shit is unreliable as fuck
well actualy it would make more sense to say that screenshots of people being killed are posted here not so much people killing themselves, graduated top of my class from reddit uni fyi
I mean, sure yeah, neither are good, but the alternative is you sent ID to their third party and you need to trust them it'll be deleted
my bank REFUSES to believe i'm the same dude as the one on my id card
Discord will unlock my phone with my face scan
like situation
like they don't want to believe i got a crazy glowup
i be mogging the bank like that
Well AFAIK, you are, at least here in Serbia, required to go and change your ID as soon as your features change in a meaningful way, e.g. you decide to grow a mustache, beard, longer hair, etc
Il just sue them and see what goesc
Not like unshaven for a week type of shit, but like actual beard/mustache
That's too much different from your actual ID photo so you're required to change that
In India when you decide to shower more often than once a week
Dry do I have to give you my id
Id trust Dry more than Discord 
My favourite furry oomfie
Fuck would I do with it
Snitch to discord
no i cant
my fuckass chud daughter keeps running into death so I have to manually tell her to "SIT" whenever I go anywhere or else she sprints into 5 feral ghouls and dies

maybe you should stop feeding the ghouls your chud daughter
print out our faces and put us on a crime scene board and connect us with red twine and use newspaper clippings and whisper "it's all coming together"
Me dealing with my RimWorld mechs rolling in to clean up hive infestations
No, Cleansweeper 1, do not go in there
Can't believe Laff is the Bay Harbor Stretcher



I saw on tiktok that anyone who sends an id it gets sent directly to the government and you get monitored
why are you believing something on tik tok

Now were getting into Brainfart territory
sam i have objective for you
Both

bro prob still believes that the gov uses wiretaps
i felt them tapping i felt the vibrations in my metal tooth
thats just your phone being a wiretap that tracks all your movements
In the US it's kind of true
Once ownership got transferred, the TOS states it now has full access to your phone, your precise location via GPS, and the app can use your camera whenever it wants once installed
It even tracks keystrokes in external browsers
i love living in a soon-to-be(?) dictatorship
1984 but you don't get the big funny screen man
isn't that quite literally malware?
its not if its built in from the manufacturer
the last part specifically
It's not malware if it's for the purposes of national security
we gotta kill the manufacturers
your phone sends datapackets even when you have phone network off 
Anyway, say goodbye to Birb, he's getting super nuked cause he opened one TikTok link
i dont use tiktok tho
so are you
Yeah but I live in a backwater country
we all share the list
Kazakhstan is world's first sixth world country 
so does birb
okay
Man
and things are difficult
so giving me a task that may be easy for you is in fact
not that
didnt you say you were on the softcore profile
What would be a good lesbian-related game that is not life is strange
Hmmm
Last of Us 2?
awari

i actually tested mine for that, my phone network provider tracks data in kilobytes. Grabbed my old phone that only bare minimum stuff i use installed no auto updates, no notifications, stopped all background processes, and left it for a day idling only on mobile data.
What the hell is Awari
didnt get any real result though
awaria
You kno
varied from 0Kb used to about 3Mb
you'll see when you play
@blazing maple
same guy
oh yeah this person's art rules
i bet these so called fans never even seen vanrippers original animations
i was there before helltaker
who is vanripper and why does he rip vans
for scrap metal
oh
doing that actively
oh
well well hey now
actually its february
I wish they add new pew pews in next dlc
Vanripper be like "Here's some OCs, please gimme more fanart lmao" and it's peak
they should make an energy weapon that doesn't break
dibuja mi oc
just take better care of your guns
smh
Dibuja MI oc
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fat
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this is so much worse
why are you posting scary ghosts it's march
oh you know
I hate you hope you get thrownm into a particle collider
Yes maam
:3
hoorah
Kiwami looks like a 3D Era GTA lmao
yeah but yongyea is in the thing
i'll see you guys next time yyyyong out
yongyea WILL save the franchise
yeah fuck that i'll just play it on rpcs3
Cyberstan
sry I was trying to do a brohoof but messed up
(\
they should release the typing of the dead on steam
a whyat
You cant mess up if you march with us
To Cyberstan
oh i see now
/)
who is cyber and why are people staning it
i CAN do the other slash
born to die
worlds a fuck
kill them all 2026
I am automaton
410,757,864,530 dead helldivers
/)
wait no imstupid
who is he and why does he keep doing it
bro who tf is pl;aying
they suck
thank you!
welcom :)
US ... self explanatory.If id be a US cititen i would move out.Trump payed my ticket personaly.
TSA be like "Yo what's that"
the gif is mad weird dude bro stays in the green but the burnout bar doesn't increase
WDYM HES IN THE RED
i know sooo many people that got filtered by the burnout phase from prostreet
He be burning that shit lmao
HE HELD THAT SHIT DOWN TO THE BOTTOM
can somebody please invent red boost glasses for the love of god
are you color blind?
yeah i have issues with red tones
i see
im colorblind-ish i think
like
i can see colors fine
but cant tell differences in small shade changes
apparently struggle with green?
🫠
at certain ranges
i see it as blond often
When I die, I want this man to do my autopsy, my corpse just spinning on a table and him showing different organs really close to the camera
QRT: JoeisHungryBite
What’s happening?
Pan Pizza reveal + deconstruct
im just blind
there's not really that much of an issue when drawing because the hsv slider is there
I want him to turn me into a pizza
lmao same i go by numbers
i don't need to see the colors properly i just need to pick from the slider and i know where colors are there
yall draw with colours?
yah
What a color
yall draw with?
Whats
stuff in your eyes
i do have a 6 color palette to sketch with depending on what's being drawn
Yall?
or what layer i'm on
There’s stuff in my eyes??!
yah
i have eye brows?
hsv 0,100,100 on the first layer hsv 300,100,100 on the second
My fuckass eyes are not even the same shade 

i love my eyelash mites, they are my children
yeah but it contrasts wildly against a 0,0,75 canvas
and even more so against a 300,100,100 layer on top
they look fucking identical
no????????
you're thinking of the other slider nomenclature
I THINK?
someone believes in me?
there is no way 2 weeks have already passed
that's crazy
i spent the last 2 weeks modding san andreas
hurry up momo im going to hell, australia soon
imagine having to wait 2 weeks
why would you do that
why would you do that either
my dead husband sent me a giftcard
maybe i will
Come to the Philippines, I'll get someone to upcharge your taxi outside the airport
fate worse than death
i doubt it
The upcharge or coming to the Philippines? Both work
the latter
-# ↩ lex luddy (ichiban appreciator) (@lexluddy.xyz)
It quickly becomes apparent that this lack of polish is everywhere from poor camera placement, to unfinished assets, and flat lighting leave the feeling lifeless the tech debt of the decade old Dragon Engine has never been more apparent.
145
whats worse manilla Philippines or Jakarta indonesia
Haven't been to Jakarta, but we're the reigning champions of traffic
AAAAAAAAAA
thunder snow is fuckin cool
Chat
It's been good
But Yakuza is trash now
https://fixupx.com/i/status/2020923670991134865
By the way, they removed this substory too.
︀︀
︀︀Oh.
Quoting Doonishsan 🇵🇸 🇲🇾 (@Doonishsan)
︀
There are only 31 substories in Kiwami 3 compared to the 100 Yakuza 3 had
they removed 70 lmao
Removed 70 fucking substories and the most referenced one
😭
from industry darling to absolute joke lmao, yall got other examples of fast ass downhill turns?
okay my latest subway sandwich experiment was my best yet
whats the excuse they used again for hiring absolute pieces of shits? something about "you should feel scared just by seeing them"? or something along that line
I think I've peaked
it was basically "hamazaki is a slimy bastard so we hired a slimy bastard so you know he is one"
"we wanted people to be creeped out and uncomfortable with this character so we hired a guy who's just like that irl"
who up at mcmurdo fighting them giant ancient spider beings that shouldn't have been disturbed from the eternal slumber deep beneath the ice in the ruined temples with the substance that created life on earth
me
thats my job
You
At the Mountains of Madness? How's about you help me record these otherworldly wall reliefs and murals instead
literally what the fuck happened
we got infinite wealth which was peak
i totally forgot about the mountain of madness
pirate yakuza came and it wasnt as peak but still fun
guess that greentext definitely took inspiration from that
You should give it a quick read (and learn new stupid ass words you'll forget the next day because Lovecraft had a thesaurus on hand at all times)
Bacon and chicken pieces on white bread with old english cheese (toasted)
Guac
Jalepenos
Olives
Salt n pepper
Spicy Mayo
tasty
and i havent had guac in so long i do not know if my tastebuds still like it
god i'm just the biggest sucker for any kind of fiction that takes place in antarctica
That Vault Dweller stare
i really can't explain why that's the case
Antarctica fans when white
god i love white
the thing #1 fan
surely john carpenter's the thing has a lot to do with it
i still think that's the best thriller movie period
yeah but the aliens and the otherwordly beings that played crucial roles in the creation of the world as we know it today
and the temples beneath the ice
what about the pyramids deep into the recesses of the place
pick expert level chest
look inside
iron gear
beyond the impenetrable snow storms
mandatory mayo lover message about it being good on grilled cheese to make the crust more toasty

and the impossible to withstand hellish cold
honestly i like the surface of it more
what about the blood falls
pretty
pretty and yummy
what if all the research stations are there just as a front to keep whatever is there at bay
the bears
what if people should stop drilling into the ice as to not disturb whatever is lurking in the depths
it has always been the bears
i swear i've heard this exact line in a manlybadasshero video
the ice is receding fast anyway, it's a losing battle
i'm just a huge sucker for antarctica based horror and shit
it's just a treasure trove for concepts
You're going to like the frozen waste of that book then
Heck, the first chapter is set up almost like a regular old "Hey we're going on this cool ass expedition to explore the past of the arctic region via this new boring device"
So much for hardcore survival, just had the Firelance trigger over Super Duper Mart at level 4
probably the least pain in the ass location i've ever had this trigger
the ammo is all nice and easy to find, and the firelance doesn't blend into the ground here
my first mistake was installing adobe product
my last mistake was using adobe product
pew pew
Signaling my is
Mreow :3
so cute
signal
god i love sagara kokoro as a vocalist
angelical voice
but god why did she have to pivot to idol music
i miss kairo
what the fuck is that post
ya'll follow artistis?
no
also i enjoy the fact that
i agree with that level of granularity
the sfw posting one only follows sfw artists
follow me for wonderous retweeted art and the sudden boob jumpscare
i don't use tw*tter
Foreground Eclipse - Sleeping Forest
song from Pixelbee's album Panoram a Note
track 3 of 10
vocals: Merami
lyrics: Suzuori
composer: Suzuori
album: Panoram a Note
year: 2010
made a bluesky account a handful of moons back when i was manning up to start posting
bsky is so ass
but whenever i get to that point i just beat myself down
true
not beat off
i cant imagine doing this
like
uhhh i dont have any examples besides college
beat myself down to a pulp mentally because i'm still struggling with impostor syndrome
no i'm not showing shit so that you tell me i'm actually not a hack at the grift
post it here
surely
you know what pisses me off
why are literally all of these
in different fonts
INE THE SAME EMAIL ADDRESS\
i have one (1) non pinup or suggestive drawing that went past the very rough sketch phase from last year
charge me 50 grand for school
okay FUCK josephine
emailing josephine collins 30 different chain letters
if you don't send this to 10 different people by tomorrow the greedy grinner will get you
yall remember the blue whale challenge
purchase my sinister potion!
how many shillings
10
bro says he ain't old but remembers the blue whale challenge
can i haggle for 8
next thing you know charlie charlie is mentioned
so same
i don't think the blue whale challenge hit america at all outside of 4chan
wait i'm forever 19
were the same age bestie
are you a ghost by chance
27 is best age
nah 27 too close to twink death
53 right next to it
wait i'm 27
i hate how i pick random numbers but they still feel like patterned
The sinister potion!
twink death being close is what makes me feel old
not being 26
i'm still super young
but soon i'll no longer look good
eh i'm aging pretty well despite it all
part 2 of name
collect my twitter handles
lol
CHECK THE DESCRIPTION!!!
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I CAN'T SIT IDLY
NO I CAN'T MOVE AT ALL
yeah it's fire
tlt cooked
no slender-man
14 years ago is crazy work
never buy ie
there is more that comes after the ie
its a scam
i'm like one click away from buying it
birdie----brain
fart
birdieWEONbrain
but I falter on the fore thought
golf
birdiegolfbrain
closer
birdiebeefbrain
far
go to beduhhh
WARNING: If you see this song on iTunes,
DO NOT PURCHASE IT
Neither of us put that song on iTunes, neither of us receives any money from those purchases. Someone put that up without our permission.
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why uhhh
birdiedeafbrain
you have an of?
wow okay youtube i sure as hell do agree take me back
birdiegoofbrain
change the go
~7 MONTHS LATER~
Cue epic orchestral music
Though this song has endured trials of indecision, alteration, and spending entire nights writing sht that just ends up being canned!... Though it has lived through the tests of time through poor excuses of writers block, hard drive wipes, and service providers that just no longer give a fck!... T...
brony risecore
was risecore overhated chat
HOLY BOOBS
risecore isnt real
fuck no those were the days
listen to any mid to late 2010s mainstream metalcore
winnar
they all have the same stench of rise records
waow
sam didnt tell me why i should go to bed so i shall remain
am so msart
whenever i read "winner" i just default to the killer instinct announcer
birb will be the only account my burner account follows
unfollowing birb rn
you never even followed me
no more oomf
no notif
With fatalities included
Finale : Sakuya ( Spiral ) vs Patchouli ( Arashi
😌
fuck dude love me some soku i wish i could still play it with people
if i go to the soku discord i just get flattened
wyhats stopping u
come to my forest
the game being a small enough niche that 99% of the players are hardcore
so either nobody wants to play with a beginner or if you do get a match you just get splattered and learn nothing
for a game with like 300 people
also theres a soku discord?
a few
zamn








