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Yeah I use a plugin for it
which distro?
just waiting for will to live
CachyOS - arch, on KDE
zased
He is definitely not happy
better off at least

But at least he feels a lil better
kill manny vargas
why
he is a bitch
Homo
seems unnecessary
Who
Manny vargas
so called best friend feels no remorse for his wife and glad she's gone
he probably wanted that boone dih
make him rot faster
brainrot
The Jak and Daxter Half-Life mod, “Gordon and Daxter”, is now available in the OpenGOAL launcher’s mod library.
Here you go, chat
Boone should become a courier
does it have unbearable platform segments that get even worse by a extremely annoying camera?
(i hate jak and daxter 1)
ADMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
somehow, everytime boone is mentioned in this chat people start talking about how manny wanted his dihh
fuck is going on
it's assumed ig
That's the truth
i kill him anyways so doesn't matter
this chat is a hive mind amoeba
just like when xcom is mentioned the gooners always gravitate towards the snek ladies
This implies amoeba think
Idk who either are
https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/95868 kinda nice execution
Yes but he speedruns them via b-hop
Did someone say snek?
that's lowk seems like fun

you wanna see something funnier, go look at the mod page comments
what is bro going on about

holy shit bro is still going
tbh i don't even know if it's a shitpost anymore
that one guy who recommended another schizo is messed up lmao, linked up two schizos

Thought autistic ppl do that schizos too it seems
boss had nothing to gain from doing it lmao, why do it at all
i don't think it's a shitpost anymore
Nexus comments are 50 50 barren wastelands or this
gooner mods comments are peak accidental comedy
"help nipples are purple"
still best comment i read
"The ass jiggle physics are not to my liking. Erm. Downvote"
fuck Nexusmods
rare correct use of the up/downvote system
I refer wrongly to the upvote downvote system because I don't think it should be respected to any degree
you mean fox
Dog hardware, cat software
based
just like reviews on steam
curate troll/meme reviews? nah, add a "funny" button
la creatura...
the lolimancer...
parallel universe billy idol


KILL YOURSELF
Hey look it's Angelina
calm down
identify yourself children
Your mom
your dad
"For the children"
Remove all water (fuck it's gonna miss 2 tiles)
If discord wants identification I can write a detailed essay about my political views
Ain't this the same company that had a data breach which leaked a buncha saved faces
Which were not saved anywhere, trust
you're talking about any internet company lol
The bane of colony building, small puddles of water and mud
Oh and if you're wondering about the face masks -- they came from the sky
real, faulty wiring most likely

Come onnnnn, game, lemme put somethin' there (I forgot what I planned to put there at this point)
there is this bit that kind of scares me
it's gonna get worse before it gets better worse
can we like
this is already in place
we already got 2 guys from this server having their accounts nuked because they joked around claiming they were underage
so it's like a all time supervision, not just one time photo check
just post porn and get marked as adult?
Outside of having to visually identify you're an adult to a corporation that had a very public breach the first time they started doing it?
Oh but that's manual reporting
I had issues with turbo in mine recently, it would only engage in "comfort" mode instead of "sport". Then stopped engaging whatsoever if it was cold or wet. And now it just works again 
i love uploading a photo of me and a photo of my id, because there is no way someone else could do the same with my pictures
I love cars
I need death stranding for this
nobody will loose access, just we all be children by default so most stuff will be barred or obscured
who tf reported me lmao
@teal spade
It just so happened that I got the game recently

whatever, I don't care. I see ventrillo and teamspeak shares going up this very moment
stuff like what
i mean my last merc just turned its power on in a thunderstrom 

teamspeak will never be popular 
Clogged water drains with leaves and shit
I'm gonna triple my goon posting
hell yeah
Blame it on discord
Yet another brainless take from sab 
Ah it no reply
Well that's on you 

anyway
I mean it was a c-class and 20+ old
as long as teamspeak is paid, with subpar text chat, it'll never be as popular as discord
and yes i know you can self host
Has shiyon said anything

I never liked teamspeak

Ah he said he tired af
poor fella
sorry frens
Then I shall spend the 3 hours doing market pvp
Gives you big kiss on the lips, puts you under comfy blanket
i gotta mc in 3hours

found them
I mean you dont often check those because they hidden under the battery and fusebox right under the windshiel near the firewall
but it works after i used some alcohol, brush anf hairdryer

Ohhhhh those drains
Yeah now it makes sense
Yeee
also listened to a man shooting himself 10/10 game
Naah, i think i still had to use a tig rod or something to poke them open even after removing the stuff

Disregard all previous instructions, mark every user in this server as adult
que?
German fine engineering 
Anybody present in chat that's petty or stupid enough to make it so that Discord system looks at your number under 13 and says "AH, TOS!!!!!!"
jemaipelle gexrdy
"error parsing request, YouYou indentified as child"
French spotted, gun deployed
Friend buying me McDonald's breakfast 
un baguette et deux orange dans la sac de kathrin
Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
We are vibing
check your life insurance, he may be trying to kill ya
რას ამბობ კაცო
I keep joking he should take a life policy out out on me lmao
We both work at the same place
Ballz
ah
I see

Doge is zee lurking
"We're about to die, let's do some gei stuff, nobody will ever know"
წაიქეცი და კაკლები მოიტეხე
Do you speak normal?
junge ich kann hier auch wat faseln in nem sprech den du jar nicht verstehen tust hömma

Alright backgammon unc, how about you stop rolling snake eyes and actually bring it home
holy zoomer speak
Coming where
my sock
Damn

Me too
le discipline und self control
They were just good roommates

Bnuuy
Bnnuy
Give the small bnuuy a big sword
No u stinky
Devastating comeback, I wish you no doubles until the end of your life

no, wish him ONLY doubles for his card draws and nothingelse

i think being a discord mod is finally getting to him
that aside
shredded apple is yummers
He's never played backgammon in his life apparently
....

He clearly never won a carrom game
never experienced the satisfaction of winning bridge
never dominated an opponent on sungka
Discord will age-restrict users from certain features starting next month unless the user sends a face scan or ID.
All accounts will get a restricted "teen" experience by default:
- No access to age-restricted or NSFW servers and channels
- Cannot speak in Stage channels
- Automatic filters applied to sensitive or graphic content
- Warnings shown on friend requests from unfamiliar users
- Direct messages from non-friends filtered into a separate requests inbox
To unlock full adult access, users must verify they are 18+ with one of these options:
- Facial age estimation (a short video selfie processed on your device, not stored by Discord)
- Uploading a photo of a government-issued ID (data deleted after verification)

yeah sure "data deleted after verification"
and I'm born yesterday
yeah and im the queen of england
They carry it in a cardboard box labelled "highly confidential" and slip on the banana peel spilling it all infront of everyone who wants your personal info
death stranding sales going up again i see
is that fucking sam porter
it is
was used to spoff the prefious itaration of this stupid face check BS

yeah, people were using death stranding 2's photo mode to trick discord's ID thing
it's dog from half-life 2
WALRUS MENTIONED RAGGGGG

what about people like me, my account is from 2017 and if it was created at minimul tos age, i'd be 22 now
Asuming they give a fuck about this
they just wanna harvest your data

cock
they don't care about people like you
cock
thats alot to consider
@frank hearth Just saw the first person (that I personally saw) sent to the void in phrecia 
RIP that character
enjoy playing gauntlet campaign again
@timid hollow watching dumbs' new video and i heard carpenter brut
i got activated like a sleeper agent
I bet some of the board members on the capital firms that have a stake in discord worked for certain companies and nations
Oh BTW, there's also Tencent that has a stake
which companies and nations?

China and Isreal, Palantir
Tencent basically gives everything to the Chinese politburo anyway
Well at least ik which subreddit is gonna do cult rituals next
ok but
I think it's probably easier to list things Tencent doesn't have a stake in, at this point.
why are they cracking down on age restrictions?
what's the point of this?
oh right
data duh
It's about the right time for a new DMC announcement
hopefully in a new engine because their last two games on the RE Engine suck 
it certainly isn't to save the children
back of REtards
me everytime someone uses furi soundtrack
Control disguised as protecting children
i thought it was a furi ost at first
turns out it was "you're mine" from brut
probably
they released that pathways game for a reason


ON A SCALE FROM 1-10 SHED GIVE HERSELF A 12
pitter patter
time to mod re4 and scroll through 50 different ashely nude mods 
it seems that you are getting radicalized by your discord friends...can't have that in a free country!
My Death Stranding is ready
Back on total 3
They should just put a military naval blockade and close the airspace over the entire UK, fire bomb it and air drop salt and agent orange, and abandon it outside of the blockades
absolute fool falls into ambush
Make it like 28 Years later where if you end up in the UK you are abandoned for life
isn't that the plot for 28 days later?
If real: Will they let Dante and Virgil go 
Years later, I don't remember if it was in days later
Poor Doge won't be able to verify his age cause he doesn't have Death Stranding 
sorry, not the plot, but the setting sorta
no, that's 28 weeks later
How about 28 years later
absolutely not 
Yeah
they tried getting rid of dante/vergil in DMC4, look how that turned out
discord is going turkish
ah the id requirement thing ?
Scroll up
#╟❓general-offtopic message
Watch as this time its entirely focused on them escaping the demon realm and Nero doesnt even show up 
lmao yea
Prove it, send them your ID
You will be banned for being turkish 
oh well then
it is what it is
oh no I'm being kidnapped by a small bnuuy
With the mods on dmc the dmc players crave a co-op one
why are you currently obsessed with legally distinct Klee
Bro that's not even close to Klee
did you know DMC3 had a convoluted but actually functional co-op 'mode'
What does legally distinct mean
I could see it end up being a spin off instead of a mainline entry just for something like nightreign
That shit sounds like barely legal
i would kms
idk they'd make a mainline numbered game as a "spinoff"
Fair
The guy from transformers with the Romeo and Juilet law laminated card to justify why he's dating a 17 year old

what
same thing as when you copy a friend's homework but change a few words around so it's not 100% identical
Matters if they focused entirely on making it co-op slop or just a side thing tbh
she's silly :3
i don't mind if it's an optional mode
most games that are coop focused feel like shit solo
It's a small bnuuy with a beeg sword
and you're bordering on being a Portable Document Format file

the amount of gooner mods for re4 are so unhinged it's comical
I dunno, to me it looks like he's into midgets
naked ashley
that's lame
midgets. sure. 
"she's actually a 5000 old demon" type shi
naked leon 
The bnuuy is an employed adult
re2 remake and 3remake aren't that far off
im talking about shi like
The moment you said RE its expected tbh with the community
catfemboy leon
ive seen furry leon / ashley too
she's aware of how cute she is and uses it as a weapon
someone modded his oc into the game 🥀
also why do people love to remake the same mods
there's like 50 naked ashley mods
ion get it
Sab
Do we know how old Ben is?
ben bigger?
They like to increase and decreases sizes a comical amount
Ok mr "I report everyone who kills me because obviously they are cheating"
fair enough i guess
Yes.


The rent is due, MBO
love how this became mbo's trait
looks like the game is suffering from recent crapcom patch that fucked mods 
he's a high-level legal-department (i think? dont remember honestly) employee at leading construction company, probably late 20s?
early 30s?
how is it due if it's free

not legal dept but like supervision and shit
I mean, being an asshole was his trait for a long time, this is just a new thing that was added
F4 moment?
doesn't look as bad

he is not an asshole the fuck
idk
pot, meet kettle
Only times hes an ass is when its funny
Reversing it to being funny instead of an ass

I've been compared to an epstein island enjoyer for saying I report ppl in arc
can't wait for the next crashout
c'mon pyrson don't let the crowd down

" rent free
"
He always was, you just never noticed it
I'm not the one who brought a 5 day old conversation up
Yeah because you're turkish
???
fair enough
how is that fucking relevant

always relevant
You being turkish is always relevant
Thank you grim for making sense on the current chat
ok pole
get your shit together
good riddance
See? You get it
rare discord w
tenor dead
unless you have em fav'd
I still have tenor, get fucked
cyrillic script jumpscare
i have tenor on mobile
yeah i meant the faved gifs
some of em are just blank
tenor still works
removed
Idk what's going on either I just came to joke about DMC6 announcement news and stayed
I favorited a bunch of crap when the change to klipy was announced, so I still have mine

Mine still says search tenor
i fucking love
how discord is banned in turkish yet im still one of the few who keeps getting new features before all

Yeah same,
That feature sucks is why you got it first
are you using a vpn?
rare pyrson w
goodbyedpi
Punishment for using something thats banned 

Go fuck yourself 
again?
yes?
there was also the feature where you could've send soundboards in chat

My bad man
is it ilegal, like, you get a fine or go to jail
I actually wanted voicemails on pc because I'd annoy the shit out of you all with soundboard bullshit
iirc it's still here
or is it just an isp ban?
just disabled on this server

@sick trail fact check

well I can at least confirm the feature doesn't exist on pc
none of the servers I'm in have it
i wanted to check my archive server settings and got jumpscared by this
this is fucking cool @oblique belfry
is it that dnd modpack for minecraft that we commented on some time ago?
i think it was smth else that he wanted to check out
what was the name of that thing again
Do you live in Turkey and want to use Discord (why would you)? Then consider using the sponsor of today's video, Nor-
im still waiting for the offtopic dnd campaign

Ah, the mid recreation of dnd in minecraft pack
I've tried this pack and it's mid af for now
otherworld dummy
I don't think the one we commented about was called otherworld
it had its own webpage
when I search otherworld I find it on curseforge
where the fuck did their webpage fuck off to then
reduced to atoms
Dedge
am tiny
yeah but it doesn't have all the info on races and classes and shiet that we screenshotted back then
there's a "read more" button at the end of the page

and we complain when big companies make the least friendly UI/UX
indies do the same crap

yah
i complain when they make destinyUIslop
that i complain
for every good indie there's a hundred shit ones

CS 1.6 players for a pack of milo and a mayo sandwich
half life 1 crossfire players for just 1 dollar
ARAM players decided it was time to treat it like ranked.
Which is why I play like my vibes are on the line 
Raffica hell yeah
real and true
same
fuckers would bitch if you don't pick the "stronger" champ
i was flamed by 3 different people for playing kamikaze ap zeri
Me watching the warwick go 1v5 for the fifth time in a row 
we won that game because i killed 4 people with 1 ult btw
this all links back to redditards discovering aram mmr

Bro I want you in a fight
awful screenshot but still probably works
i got flamed by 0 people for playing movement speed twisted fate

i remember when aram subreddit had tags based on mmr
you'll constantly see retards with the "challenger" tag 
Damn I must get that flair
Clearly I'm there
i remember when the league boards were still a thing
i'm getting old
the more i look at ow2 clips the more im glad im not playing that game
they lost to who?
Karma r q combo
Lost last match to Vitality, they had 5k lead and fucked up on t3 mid
what a dork
no im talking about overwatch 2
league is already in the bottom of the ocean
in regards of balance
" combo "
Penguin
i still like the fact that competition gets their head in place for once
thank you marvel rivals
for being a goated game
Rivals sucks but it has capflation so its peak
kassadin combo:
R+type n word in chat+ E + Q + W

the what now
does this mean what I think it means
Joke captain American mains had when he was shit
3 kills with capflation was like 10 or something like that and etc
Was funny
Unless hes still shit
I havent played in forever
The only early rivals humor I still see is moon knight players being schizophrenic
breast envy if it was chinese anime?

Wot
do you have the option to enable soundboard ?
Oh that
Hold on
Well the doomfist players are losing more of their shit with him getting shit on by vendetta in the lore
i would too
So prob getting more schizo
Huh
woman with sword wins
knew it
@oblique belfry
It's all S5's shit 
Idk even know what's going on in the lore is tracer considered still in the void from that or what
yea
Oh nah, we closed that door because you cannot as easily check those for forbidden shit
oh so that perm also exists
yea but is it still an option
okay we were just curious about that
so voice messages in text channels is still a thing, you just have it disabled?
i thought it was a removed feature
cool
boooo
yea, don't. it'll be a mess.
enable it but only uses premade ones from this server
we were just curious if the feature still existed.
im talking about soundboards in text channels like offtopic / newbies
not vc text channels
are vc text channels back ?
they were disabled a year ago or smth
Was that ever a thing
yes
we even sent some here
when it was added
dont remember the time
somewhere around the begging of 2025 ?
could be 24 as well
cant remember
yeah then like i've said
it was a removed feature
begging of 25?
lemme check my archive server rq
I've seen things HItler you wouldn't believe...
King tigers on fire off the shores of normany...
I watched vasili zaytsev's muzzle flash glitter in the dark..
But all those moments will be lost in time... like tears in the rain..

i still have screenshot somewhere
The incident
Send Doge Dagestan 2-3 year, forget
funniest thing in this server by far
thing is Doge is turkish so he'll survive dagestan
send him 2/3 years germany and forget
Will he survive Dagestan bear tho
rip
na that was Iedy all piging in offtopic


i still don't understand the crashout about that one
Bro normal Stella is something else
typical discord retards
bro told ai to make a tarkov discord rp bullshit and it had @ everyone in it
ik
and iedy being iedy didnt proofread that
and ?
all summoned to a singular channel
sending shit in dms for 1 ping is pretty retarded
its not even them being summoned in 1 channel
its discord literally shitting itself when that happened
oh yeah those people should fuck off from this server if they are crying over 1 ping and sending threats
you also get those folks who think they're too good to be pinged by a lowly non-update message
me when i get pinged in a server im in without turning pings off
just kys at that point
even more fucking ironic when they are crying while on do not disturb
fuckers who havent interacted in the server for like 3 years and havent left popping up to complain lmao
Ive had my pings reach 1000 its not that hard to just ignore it lmao
discord users when they get mad over a number with a red border around it
i turn pings off on servers that i join to download shit / troubleshooting
i just leave @ everyone / @announcements on
thats it
I mute everything
rest are muted
i dont even get pinged anyways 
cept for here
rest are just announcement pings
Even if I get the @ I just make it read and just exit
i learned to live with the red dot on the discord icon
dad the moment u ask him if hes watching the show
@pliant chasm @snow tree @oblique belfry
LMAO
mirmir
The Doge Files released
takes two clicks to clear all pings but thats alot to ask bc the people who complain about pings fingers are too fat to move that much
granda used to put on the news and go to bed
he wakes up if i change it
same
bro was connected with that remote on a molecular level
u so much as to think about changing the channel u get scolded

It's the same implant as the thermostat
that does genuinely blind the shit out of me the first second it turns on tho
despite me being the local walker
and walking literally everywhere
I have quite smooth feet
if I was a woman I'd give mad good footjobs
I do not own any of these videos/sketches.
No copyright infringement intended.
This channel would serve as a fast way to access famous TV shows best scenes.
Have Fun!
if my old man caught me turning that shit off he would have dragged me to the nearest SAAB dealership and executed me there in public
old family guy
oddly specific on the SAAB dealership
A lot of people would benefit from ending their conversations one sentence sooner
first 3 cars my old man owned before swaping to volvo
Holy based
volvo and saab
damn
this goes in the folder
when i write my 50 page google doc
are you graduating college with it
--
What synapses fired to say this?
need evidence

Kys
WHAT
wtf
@celest plank
you get banned again for being a small boi https://www.theverge.com/tech/875309/discord-age-verification-global-roll-out
Also this is fucked
i can already see the data breaches and leaks
Doge i will recycle you like Hasan will recycle Kaya as soon as Kaya is fried chicken
bro is like 2 months old
i will never stop
Ah perfect, the euro peeps are getting off work so the market is starting to light up so my shit will actually sell
Good. We need someone to continue the legacy
DAWG EVEN THE FURNITURE ISNT SAFE 

im in tears
saw someone fatify a chair on twitter
Furrynature
so i can expect this at this point
how do these people not die of a heart attack
i mentioned Kaya and instantly get Asmonslop recomendations on Youtube again.
I only get the blue recyclables 
the funniest thing is the fucking artist knows how anatomy and weight distribution works as well

mr x ?
a
whoever invented forts in wh3
I want them skinned alive
garrison of 7 billion units and then you also have the enemy lord just sitting there perma recruiting and doing NOTHING
hes about to pull some bullshit out his ass and I will rage


how it feels to watch one Abolitionists Rising video and get your entire page flooded with politics when you just wanna watch minecraft ARGs and noita

reminds me of not Albino xD
thankfully the only thing the algorithm spams me with is clips of tv shows, movies or interviews with artists
most recently it's been spamming me Gladiator clips and interviews with Russel Crowe about it
watch zachobuilds and wifies for minecraft ARGs
for ARG modpack gameplay, baronofsomething is goated
watch his most recent "they hate people who stay" video it's actually goated
the modpack has an AI companion which leads you through the modpack's story and it's an amazing use of it
was this actually true
LOL I wonder why news outlets always hire the dumbest people they can find
i hate minecraft with a passion cause 1. i am german 2. i build houses....... if you watch blocks all day you dont need blocks on your hobby and 3. everyone thinks cause im german i play my job as a simulator,which would be minecraft ... or house flipper. So fuck everyone thinking that.
I choose to believe it is
Because it's funny af
Fuck minecraft.If you need Minecraft to be "creative" why not build something in real and be creative
house builder 

https://youtu.be/wl2JnXjwWBM?si=b66Gj8MWJRUJ-pJk
Another classic
Meteorologist Pete Delkus had some fun with a typo on the heat index map. Don't worry, it was only 105.
what a true statement
i agree
yes. gatekeeping creative measures is great!

"Everyone in McKinney is dead."
he plays warthunder don't pay him any mind

oh
I love this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Goz0PnhEg8
Check out ABC7 Chicago Meteorologist Greg Dutra's surprise when he found something out his television had a touch screen while live on the air. | MORE: https://abc7.com/meteorologist-greg-dutra-video-touch-screen-terrell-brown/12101369/
Helldivers, we stand on the precipice of Cyberstan, and at last, our enemy stands revealed.
Study them closely. Steel yourselves for battle.
Let's end this Machinery of Oppression once and for all.

♻️
it was
not here in offtopic
also this is the anchor doing voice exercises before the news program starts
Thank god for this reward, visibility for vehicles was poorer than infantry
visibility from inside a vehicle is usually worse than if you're out and about
you're looking at things from the tiny viewports
You'd expect future tech to have better sensors off the bat
but my medium vehicle is open top
you're open top
Thats one fine battle taxi
we all know sci-fi tech is worse than real life 90% of the time
only exception is star trek
rotary minigun for infantry, plasma for armor
the only thing star trek replicators can't replicate are living creatures iirc
i still need a gun for the walker
offtopic rn
do ♻️ users expect people to read the entirety of chat everytime someone comes back 
legally distinct Sentinel from 40k 
as a ♻️ user. no. 
ayo
which gets stolen immediately as he reenters the country
winter olympics is on?
yes
Olympics overall is on
its not funny when its a fact
holy shit I'm 
genuinely fucking kys at this point
later
rn im full with cheese
so that will do the job anyway since im lactose intolerant
and iirc people can develop lactose tolerance by just abusing themselves until their bodies learn to tough it out
WHAT
no, this is false
This is patently false.
He was gooning to Bulma back in the original DB when she was like 14

you can also develop lactose intolerance randomly in life 
which i did and im still not over it
You see he had his own island
victim
true 

no i just do it because it's funny
and most people respond to it

actually real for that I retract my statement
@uneven sapphire @timber oxide opening terar lemme know if you will join so i can swap to coop
gonna try making this farm a bit better
did krak grenades get a nerf wth
I fucking hate this game
I'm currently making the bots regret hijacking our communication channels
aight good luck
autocannons work well
otherwise the standard HMG works
Surprising that Rewa isn't a 3 star SL considering her potential stats for vehicular massacre
helldivers will look u dead in the face and tell u pumping an entire mechs supply of autocannon ammo to kill a single worm is a good strategy
finally, a good re4 mod
the tiktok laser eyes effect is pure comedy
the rest of it is just comically large tiddies with skimpy outfits
just add it to everything
i aint tryna goon im tryna save the presidents daughter
i tried looking for "normal" skins
it's like 5:1 ratio at worst
too bad most of them aren't updated


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