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ye i don't think he's dead
This isn't concerning at all
World is a fuck
today i learned spirit is somehow better than the herald on a combat paladin??
what the fuck do i need faster cast rate on a combat paladin for

The bots are Swedish
fat chud
what with this guy's face
Hell yeah
geralt?
does that mf LOOK like geralt to you
you know i've never used fist of the heavens in d2r
i know it was made usable in pve
but never tried it since whenever i play paladin i just default to smite
i could try to do that whenver i play d2r again
and avoid blessed hammer because i think that turns the game boring
saying that as a paladin player
but blessed hammer is where i draw the line at
greek weaponry?
just what i need to start my weekend, car troubles
imma hang myself
i don't watch gun videos
9.9/10
you should watch my mechanics
his restoration videos are PEAK
I should comission an artist to make a darkest dungeon style portrait about my oc instead
mhmn
no thats okay
oh hi sam
i may know one
why does your profile picture remind me of battle rage ox
grabs you, picks you up, tosses you like a pizza and puts you back down standing upright
I'm always ready for battle
enraged battle samantha
she has taken 20 litres of jet and psycho in the past hour
you dont know what you have just done hamantha
haw
enragedmantha
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felt old so you must now also feel old
get this pony shid outta here
wit her big ahh head she made herself angry
I have terrible news about the puppybowl...
Teigan passed away shortly after particpating in the puppybowl
noooo
damn
https://fixvx.com/AnimalPlanet/status/2020579623948464480 Rest In Peace Teigan
track is fire tho
wItalian
that's the Breda M30
one of the worst machine guns ever made beside the French Chauchat
what about that one japanese gun with the magazine that goes up
the light machine gun
the vipers keep tposing everytime they use the tongue
i know not how to fix this
fun fact: vipers sleep on rocks with heatlamps in the xcom universe
hell yeah
in the apartment tileset you can see where viper civvies live and they sleep on heatrocks
aren't they also all canonically girls apart from like 1 faction
I respec their vibes
but nothing to ride home about
I like how every japanese thing is called "The type number "
So uniform
like this is the type 93
a toyota with a rocket system on the back
can they stop typing
same with China
and some of Russian
and Korean stuff
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maam im not even in my twenties
they went from a car to a gun
das cwazy
type 99 machine gun
car go boom
black ops 2 happened one year ago
what you're seeing is NOT advance warfare
i mean it shut off mid drive, lost rpm meter, complained oil pressure, glowplugs, emissions
and now it was just fine, fucking love these german cars. fucking sensor issues
cause me heart attack @snow tree @runic condor @carmine laurel
tf

nothing like stress induced near heart attack to start weekend
literally a wire that acted up or something, idk
nothing major tho since everything works and didnt save codes
lmao
r u gonna sleep all day?
sam waht the fuck
going to doc now, so I'll see what they suggest
yeah you can pick as many as you want
since they all have downsides and upsides
hopefully its better than wildcard
okie
let uno know if you gonna sleep all day, i dont wanna bother him with hour of gaming, he probably wanna plau poe or something 
imma gluttony some hot dogers and eep
will do
femmantha
what does narcoleptic do
lmao
that aint fuckin worth it
The Mr.Bean strat
canon sam build
lmao
No crits allowed
"magic isnt real idiot" ring
good for an automatic build
but does that mean you are absolute dogshit at gambling
no
if you dont raise your luck, sure
but its requirement is 1 luck and it affects crit
but you could easily take it and then push to 11 luck anyway
i guess i was under the assumption you wouldnt be allowed to level it
beth doesnt do "oh no you took a perk and then we took it away from you tee hee"
but mods could
the modders might have tho
but I doubt it given the existing system they'd have to change
true
hiii @carmine laurel

sitting in doc office
time to take advantage of my healthcare


man this hacking shit is serious...
i saw this in the optional mods thing
lmao
Maybe the word of the day is uh tamed?
myrr
hmmmn
Piss
was about to say
smart
I'm IN
get OUT
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The humble Evolved Centaur when I turn the corner in Advanced Tesla Power Armor with a p94 Plasma Caster with max charged mf cells
It didn't have a good time
started drinking decaff more and more
I gotta stop commenting on tik toks fr ive had like seven comments hit like 49k likes and im tired of the +99 thing at the bottom right of my screen its like i just wanna respond to hate comments
@carmine laurel updated my internet contract 
had a 24month deal and managed to get the same price for another 2 years
35 buckaroos for 1g

35 dollars?
euro but i like to say bucks etc
it was like 34.51 and now its 35.43

true
💱 26 BGN (Bulgarian Lev) :flag_bg: is equal to 13.29 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:
one of the providers I was with
had 1 gig for 13 euro
with no contract
but the only reason they were able to pull such a disgusting price compared to everyone else
is because they solely focues on internet services and their infrastructure was insane
what mods? beens years since I placed NV or TTW and I ddin't know any mods that made the plasma caster not ass
i mean this contract is just price for 24months
but I'm no longer with them as i went back to living with parents
currently parents pay like 16 or so euro for tv and 600mpbs
which actually isn't bad
but when 600m is like 28 and 300m was like 25 might aswell get the 1g
I'm aware
I know how contracts worked
I've legally scammed many brits into buying internet

when I worked for sky

hey listen theyre brits they deserve no mercy

?
yeah i have phone plan from the same company too
i mean 35 for 1 gig aint bad at all, i mean it might sound bad if you like doge and 1 euro is like 1500 turkish yen
in doge's case its his fault he is turkish
nothing we can do about his eternal damnation in hell
1 gig as in total data or speed?

i hope so
Very Last Kiss Tale of Two Wastelands Vortex Collection + A World of Pain TTW
So "What mods" is 915 mods + 2 of my own adding
americans are weird idk
plus i dont think i've ever seen gigabit internet refered to as 1 gig
OKAY BRO
legit living in 1980 at this point
wtf
10 am, time for some shut eye 
outside is raining

no sun
kinda gloomy

how smelling wd40 feels like
outside is like -12c slight snowfall 
ew
4.6 
using proper terminology is old fashioned now?
guhhhhh
this timeline is ass
i fucking hate sun fucking ewwwww
It windy 
Wimdy
Weird
It's time to jog, weather's perfect
atleast it aint -25 anymore
Is your oc stable
i havent tested yet fully, but so far yeah, went 1000mv at +200 so it should be since 975 at +225 wasnt
pretty much fully unlocked stock but at 300w
will know later today after sleep. when i have time test longer 
Oki
I have to do the cpu undervolt per-core at one point
I mean it's -15 all cores rn but I can do better
i havent even touched mine and probably wont
it doesnt pull that much and doesnt really get that hot either, i mean it might help the idle temps but eh 
would canonically alucard like hello kitty
Gonna test this undervolt
When you cuss it out and it suddenly works like it should 
Stop writing with spambots from Cyberstan Azu
I mean .... eh .... Fellow HELLDIVER
For SUPER URF
I carry the Flag til i die
🫡
(BUY A SWITCH 2 NOW OR YOU WILL BE EXECUTED BY HIGH COMMAND)
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Clanker bitch
always knew that clankers were controlled by nintendo
Knew it

Cill Klankers

pussy
im oil farming
just wash it when taking a shower
I do mate
but not everytime
if i wash it everytime it will dry up crazy
and its not good for the health
Okay i've now added a 3rd mod to the collection
Not being able to breakdown non-standard ammo was making me angry
So rather than adding a mod that just adds those recipes i've added a mod that entirely overhauls crafting
Bye bye Optimized MFC's
Hello Vigilant Recycler Stabilized MFC's
ALmost as much damage as Max Charge ammo
but with half the condition degradation increase
and 75% less spread
and the only downside is I had to breakdown 700 caps in Cameras to make it
And it's lighter weight than optimized MFC's
Finally I actually have a use for the 42 scrap electronics I had stored in my base
Anything goes!
this is how I know we live in a simulation, I was just listening to Anything Goes like 20 minutes ago
nothing like the 2 hours of soggy wet hair
gotta love long hair
is there digital artist here that could give me some insight on what I am doing cuz im feeling like im going insane trying to remove background and add alpha channel around fire
this is way too bulgarian-pilled for my feeble mind to comprehend
HUNGARY?
@blissful sonnet
@little depot when is gaey considered gaey

ye ok kys
When I date women
Fucking lies
You're a Serb?
Yeah
Omg congrats
Killing you
Thanks ummmm, polak
When are y'all expecting
Ok georgian
Call m kolchak
Whatr
uhm
Why'd you do that
why do all my current games involve me being a glorified mailman
you yearn for the mails
Look at my Endministrator dawg, I'm gonna get Blighted 😭
Dubbed
huh didn't know you could use the same letter multiple times
Absolutely can
neato!
If it works like true wordle
CPU undervolt stable in tests, no errors :3 Now for gaming and see how it fairs there
Your welcome Sammy 
Fell the beast
people still play WOT?
Unsurprising, people play games
people? haha no
why not play war thunder?
Are you one of those warthunder fanatics
Because I played that shit and I stopped
My childhood is inside WoT
obviously
that being said, when I gave it a go a few months after 2.0, I had to queue for 3 minutes average if I played anything other than tier 8+ and even then, it was just 10v10 with 50% of the tanks being WG bots
nope, i mean i do have top tier Ground Germany but no
Ah, perhaps you are the more reasonable ones when they see someone not playing Warthunder 
from shit to a literal septic tank 
I don't play warthunder, well I stopped, because the grind is so different and for me it takes a LOT longer than to grind in WoT
well im not judging u for playing WoT its just that WoT is mid imo
Also CAS
oh CAS is cancer
Arty in WoT isn't any better, but at least when you kill someone, you don't get CAS'd
the equivalent to arty in WoT
but it can still one shot you unlike an arty because they got nerfed in 2016-17
They just straight up quit to garage
I literally can not enjoy WT because of CAS shit
Just don't die
Arcade sucks. Getting less rewards for playing a much more casual mode 
CAS is cancer, i mean i get why people do CAS. But if u wanna grind planes do it in Air battles, and also i have my own dedicated hate towards LvL 10 kids who buy the A-10
you play WoT
the casual aspect is basically irrelavant
those are the worst, no idea how to play and they are mostly in my team since im germany
its fun to mess around in it tho
Well, that's true, but still
Orange in a spiny blade machine when you crank it to max
im not ur casual blind german in WT
Genuinely too bad to get kills properly (with a tank), or justa scumbag
hot DAMN
Blender
agreed
Gotta have some routine
i started playing wt with expecations of doing CAS but air battles turned out to be total shit
my interest is planes against other planes and ground vehicles/targets
u do know u get those kinds of targets in air battles?
immobile
barely reward anything
air rb sturucte just sucks
the fact that markers are present even in "realistic" mode
ugh
yeah I trust you
average casual german player grindset
wake up at 6 AM
eat chocolate that you imagine is actually panzer chokolade
watch a """documentary""" about Michael Wittmann
load up War Thunder
get in your Tiger H
get one tapped by a sherman or T-34
rage on reddit because the Tiger should be immortal because kill ratios
go to sleep at 3 AM
oh but i do love demolishing planes with the Begleitpanzer
i passed the Tiger H a long time ago
but yeah its true
also u forgot to add blind and deaf
i get what u mean, but i still think CAS is cancer
yeah that's how they manage to get consistently one-tapped by tanks with half the pen and armor 
M18s are the biggest enemy of those kids
play simulation 
you seem autistic enough
everything you play is busted op and needs a nerf
everything i play is weak and should be buffed

tbh germany needs a buff at 8.0
people play sim? 
M18 MENTIONED 
This is why the game doesn't deserve any new players.
All CAS does is let players curbstomp other players who just want to play tanks
AA is cucked
To properly fight against CAS you need planes
To have planes you need to grind air battles
Air battles fucking SUCK (boring and takes a very long time)
i wanted to kill myself because of 8.0
idfk, I never touched it
M18 YEHHHHHHHHHHH
sometimes i did for silver lions
its hard asf tho
Is the reward substantial?
Or its minimal
Yeah I've heard tks are especially bad in sim
probably my favorite WW2 tank alongside the IS-2
I love M18 in WT
Gun running w it was so much fun
I was gonna buy the Super Hellcat but I have no money
gaijin, if you can hear me, populate every ground rb match this guy plays with an enemy team full of BMPTs 
in air if u bomb bases the rewards are okay, but i still kinda prefer to play naval for silver lions. Cause flying a bomber in sim is no easy task
it's free in WoT
but it's kinda shit 
and the regular Hellcat has a 90mm in WoT anyway
I never ever understand the point of HE in WoT
nowadays?
nothing
back in the day, you could use it instead of gold rounds to do at least some damage to heavy tanks you couldn't pen
but now it's dogshit
No. the gamemode is completely neglected by Gagoon. It has only 2 match slots, so you just have to wait until one of those ends until you can join (if you have the right vehs)
yeah the gamemode is brutal. But once u get the hang off it, it can bring a lot home
not even worth firing at light vehicles because why risk doing zero damage for a potential +15% or something like that
WoT did add some modern-looking tier 11s
Pretty suee they are fictional
yeah and rip to ground tbh, not much they can add outside of newer tech demonstrators or prototypes. They're just milking the shit out of air rb because thats where the hype is, and it'll be that way until 5th gens come out so
Modern Anti-air in WT is used as Anti-tank nowadays
- kill yourself
- I'd avoid that br bracket completely
- I don't play this dogshit anymore
along with basically everything past tier 5
ADATS lul
I used to play ground rb a lot, quit right before the added the BMPT, and they aren't giving me a very good reason to go back 
Gepard, Falcon, ZA-35, ZSU-57, ItSPv Leopard, XM-246 = Cancer
yep
Falcon got its sabot removed and it's still crazy lol
I say after IX
and why do people who play planes in GB not die and just CAS u the whole game? Because every fucking person playing AA tanks are focused on demolishing other tanks
Tbh
I hate that you can just get 1 assist and start dropping bombs on ppl
Like not even 2 minutes in the game
Its freaking dumb
spawn AA
clear skies
spawn tank
raining bombs
My friend unironically does this
Yeah, i mean falcon imo is the least OP over these i mentioned. The game is just fucking non sense these days
spawn AA
raining bomb
spawn tank
raining bomb
you're out of tank
he gets like a kill and a cap and Js out of his tank to spawn his A-10 
tell him with respect to go fuck himself
I do, trust me 💀
nice
depends on the nation ig
for example, France basically has a tech tree that is 80% barely real vehicles that were never made
u mentioned A-10? I can assume he is below the level of 20?
The extra sad thing is he's a really good CAS pilot too, so he ragebaits the enemy team
Nah, A10A late
Not the premium
he has like 3000h+ in the game
it dont matter, still a cancerous player
French autoloaders are fucking beasts
Lorraine 40t my beloved
Im okay with planes too. But im at like 10.7 with germany and im still at like late BF-109s. I mean i got the Me-262 pulkzerstorer. So even if i wanted too i cant CAS
Somua ☠️
Yeah tbh with you I don't really play CAS even though I have a couple air tts grinded out, never interested me. Probably since I started with ground and really hated CAS lol
That thing is just broken 
Same, i would CAS if the RP u get is for tanks
Bombing bases in air and top tier air is fun tho, also i like dogfights with props
but thats about it
i dont like CAS
Air RB is the only reason I still play the game at this point, I've played too much ground and burnt myself out lol
lmao
i mean sure air RB is the only playable gamemode
It's the only one gaijin cares about at this point
we'll see if they'll just stop giving a shit after stealth fighters drop like they did after top tier tanks did
yeah 5TH gen planes will be interesting
if they do, naval it is
( they might ruin that too )
Damn I love Drugs and Miniguns
Yeah. Interested in seeing how they model stealth. Funniest possibility is that they completely overtune stealth and we return to an IR missile meta 
Real
But im like 99% sure not gonna happen
So... I have two new kittens. Here's one of them. The other one is hiding at the moment.
what are their names
if it's not planet destroyer and galactic beast I'll be very mad
Name him starscourge radahn
dont think IR-M will be much help but we will see yeah
place down satchel charge outside enemy base
Walk in and give them middle finger
walk out and duck around corner
hear loud boom as they all run out the front door
ez pz
My sister named them Timon and Pumba. Why? I don't know. I wasnt apart of the naming process.
Your sister has poor taste. Veto and name them something cooler 😎
I was at work when I found out.
Modlist?
what is this range 
so what are they planning to add? F-22 thats for fucking sure, i will be suprised if they add the F-35. Maybe B2? SU-57, and maybe the sukhoi 75 but thats a prototype. Matchmaking will be interesting atp its just america vs russia
Knowing gaijin, they'll pull what they did with the f14 and give a single nation an early stealth fighter before everybody else
Ohh we forgot the chinese J-20
very possible
Like gaijin straight up released the f14, the first 4th generation aircraft in the game, with no other competition from the same generation
technically lore accurate tahm bench
maybe the indian AMCA
Nuclear Sunset
Hmmm interesting
True, or something earlier like the su-47, even though that never made it out of prototyping
we're still losing this cause they have unkillable darius
Ended up going with ol reliable VLK TTW
but I like the constant onscreen need reminders
yeah i know, it was very interesting what they did. If they do the same here idk its just fucking stupid
I mean warthunder is pretty known to add vehicles that never made it out of the papers. But good knowledge
true
timers for chems seem useful
but I literally never use them 
There was some japanese jets they didn't remove for like many years that were paper planes, not even built
R2Y2s I think
Yeah also u have a lot of XP variants in the american tech tree
goh dayum boy

I mean
not to be that guy
but 16 gigs in 2025 is laughable
2026*
even if its not for gaming
you are retarded
yes.
16 is still the norm
well thats fucking crazy then
32gb would've become the standard by now, I'm just pointing this out because this is like
The worst time to make this statement

And then the cherry in top of advertising copilot+ pcs
it's becoming the standard cause mentally ill retards run this shit
fuck everything
kill everyone
16 GIGS are doing fine to me
good goy
Good morning chatters

you are hiding enemies of hte goy state are you
Morning 
cat of potentially future gf
are you not goes it
elite movie knowledge tho
I mostly sell'em, but now and then like when i'm fighting a dozen deathclaws and a boss monster deathclaw it helps to have some more damage
valid
Yeah.. these kittens aint used to me yet and thankfully my other cat is being friendly to them.
ik but I'm retarded and always forget to use them 
its cuz ya ugly

I just struggle with hoarding tendencies and refuse to use'em for regular fights
This gif in particular is lagging the the fuck out of my discord app whenever i scroll to view it for some reason 
wonderful, I spent time watching my shit install only for FO4 to be stuck on background processes when launched thru MO2 and F4SE
mossad is trying to hide gems from me
Oh good it wasn't just me
remember it almost bricked someone's phone
no way these mofos have this on their web
what??
explain
it made the app really laggy lmao
Nah not really and cats think everyone is ugly except them. They present themselves as a higher form of beings and us being their servants who worship and care for them.
me when I run into the gif of instant slowness

im really loving playing FNV with Viva Las Vegas
weapons are reanimated but not tampered with by fire rate etc
and also just, good mechanics
flash game
this lowk looks like something you'd see from a 2 hour essay on some weirdo obsessed with sonic or some shi
its from the steam communityt posts of MGR

that tracks
insane crossover
neco arc canonically solos
the metal gear community as just as insane as the half life and portal communities
just bat shit mentally ill
already accepted there will be no other game
he wouldn't be on the files
https://youtu.be/nH0hhE1WaVo @pliant chasm
Armstrong would break him in half
still need to play these some day
@pliant chasm
UWST uniform is just anything that shows off belly button huh?
You are missing one game
only played asylum and it's peak
Strange is just lame as shit tbh
The side plots are good doe
I did all of them besides uh
Forgot his name but its the big religious guy dressed in red that kills robin in that 1 comic
peak fiction
and also peak plot armor
true
Spinny winny 
girl... dinner...
hmmm ant eggs
Inb4 another week before we even see a cyborg in combat
Already seen'em in game
extremely rarely
Suspect they're going to stop being extremely rare
cyborg stan
Cyber Sam
bro what da fuck
rain turns to snow when its cold sometimes, more news at 9
its 3
Snew!
ggs

winterhold ahh blizzard
This is
possibly the greatest mod of all time
Crafting without having to empty out your nicely organized loot
who the fuck 
Haha your fault for being Bulgarian 
Oh my god
They added a recipe that doesn't require the specific parts
just their constituent generic mats
it the uh
nameless deity
yea

what did my friend add bro
p!who
Just tjmax to 85 from this. Hope it's stable
Now we making some girl dinner
For what they don't know hes proud of his heritage
just use windows bruv
time for doom 2016 
@cunning reef
gm bitchass
BEAUTIFUL MORNING
regular morning
2016 be kinda slept on compared to eternal
I like the simplicity
haven't played eternal but I'll take your word for it
What does that have to do with me tinkering with my cpu in bios settings lmao
Don't tell me you thought that was linux
eternals alright
Eternal still good asf but 2016 more like classic doom with a new coat of paint (good thing)
never been able to finish a doom game bc it fries my dopamine so fast it burns me out like halfway through lol
tbh all the acrobatics shit flying around themap in eternal switching weapons like a madman doesn't look appealing
just give me a gun and let me shoot stuff I'm here to kill demons not perform in the olympics
Depends if you're an ultrakill nerd or not
absolute masterpiece of a game btw
Its good but the twitchy acrobatics stuff is turned to 11
why are you even doing that in the bios?
Undervolting my cpu..?
Because I uhh.. can? I already did the same with my gpu so why not
Ryzen master? Dogshit software
FACTS
@cunning reef
Nonexistent
i'm just joking with you
over the fact that you have to do it manually
no need to bring your guns out
But what if i wanted to show it
Mint
Based
Mint is great cus it has a repair boot option for when windows inevitably molests your bootloader
i want to see if that will ever happen
if it does, i'll ravage windows update as hard as i can to stop it from running
You didn't pause it from the beginning?
since the linux grub is already managing the bootloader, i want to check if windows is going to be this greedy
wouldn't surprise me tbh
@shrewd gull @cunning reef
I hate snow :<
are those anti-bird strips on top of the AC unit? havent seen one of those in a while
yes.

damn what have ya'll got against birbs
smh
they're like
all birby and stuff
eating an eclair rn @real aspen @shrewd gull
envy
do you people have vitamin d deficiency?
?
back when I did HVAC on a residential unit, the ones that don't got em (older ones) got shit up the wazoo
its not...
oh well
i kinda want to move to a country where is mostly cold all year
Its probably for pigeons
too bad those are close to the russian border
this
Assuming yall have pigeons

my mom kept feeding pigeons and they kept shitting on my uncle's backyard 
it's probably pretty reasonable
I used to bet on pigeon races back in the day, even sponsored a month's feed for one of em
oh
I hate outdoor cats man
this eclair was NICE 
squirted the vanilla cream all up in my mouth
We domesticated them for thousands of years (literally longer than cats) then dumped them on the streets when we didnt need them anymore
And suddenly its the pigeons fault
Smh
bring back horses
one bastard cat hopped our fence and almost blinded one of my dogs, he had a huge gash near his eye
L
real man best friend
MY NAME IS JOHN MARSTONN
cats are the best wdym
Feral cats do more damage to ecosystems than pigeons ever will
that's a good point, actually
Im gonna get myself 2 pigeons, just ordered the cage for em
I got to hold some recently and theyre so soft
Usually just for sleeping and going to work, they're allowed out beyond that
you actually need to grind to get the trust of a cat
I do have a cat so its more for THEIR safety
I'll eat sarma soon >:3
my cousin had a pigeon that couldn't fly
mfer would just drop out the cage and hop around
STOP HAVING FUN
it's aight
Did you train them to steal pedestrians money
when I was 15 or smth I distinctly remember one of the rougher areas in my town having regular pigeon race, a guy once flexed that his bird aint got no tampering on the wings and it just kept coming back man, genuinely incredible
we're both grey names, we have to stick together against the username collor racism that happens in here
train them to drop shits on command
Homing pigeons have this ability, and yeah a lot are bred for racing
what pigeons ?
update
Not mine but itd be funny
Too many hawks here to let them outside tho
common joke around here is homing pigeon breeders selling one of their birds then commanding em to return to their house
Con artist!
More likely the pigeon will get too bonded to their new owner
Cus we literally domesticated em to love us
Are crows hawk food too
Flying shit dispensers
Yeah basically anything that can fit in their talons is
Birds of prey
Meanie
Yes, and?
At least you're honest
have yall seen that one vid of a guy with a falcon or something throwing his bird out the car window and it absolutely nailing some invasive bird?
Probably the only way to deal with em effectively
Hunter Killer Drone deployed
Oooh that's a kestrel
I literally saw one of these on the trip to dc
More round than i thought theyd be
mordecai
damn this is meat
my only gripe with linux so far is the fact that wallpaper engine doesn't run natively
007??
@cunning reef @shrewd gull do you two know if there's a workaround or if any distro other than mint runs it? i see people commenting that kde plasma runs it with a plugin
kei nagase is james bond confirmed
No idea i never used wallpaper engine, i just take pngs and set them to wallpaper
i see
My boyfriend has slept to 10am everyday, his greed sickens me
i slept until like 30 mins ago
The fuck you gun
its 3pm
if i sleep less than 7 hours i classify the day as ruined
I try
short term memory gets too messed up
But after 5 or 6 hours my body is like
Yep you had enough
Then my body wonders why im sleepy by 9pm
i was actually having a lot of insomnia recently
i went to a doctor to check out
it seems that the single cup of coffee i had in the morning was fucking my sleep schedule, somehow
I stopped smoking pot and i heard that affects sleep somewhat
Its so easy to sleep while high
SOMEWHAT?!
your body is on relaxatives the whole time and now it isnt
body buddy wants to die probably
what, your blood gets too hot?
I dunno man, sleeping while drunk is piss easy
You also piss super easy
can't focus on falling asleep if everything is constantly rotating 360 degrees when i close my eyes
one leg on the floor
lol
Its better to get told to walk the dawg by your mother, than get dogwalked by your mother
I feel disrespectful swaying from side to side at a friend's house trying to piss and painting the entire wall instead
everything is fun while drunk
now when you word it like that
Social interaction:
gets told to walk dawg by mother > 23 old man
But thats me no matter what
i need a job goddamn it
Thanks autism











