╟❓general-offtopic

[timid hollow]

you could easily dodge her e before but it was still a strong spell, they just doubled the speed

so you can just flash e and one shot someone level 6

i mean i wont complain, its my champ, but goddamn riot

play the game

the only nerf you can somehow feel is the projectiles on passive being weaker but its whatever

man i want to menace but drive just keeps me in chokehold

gonna finish it now before playing

[somber void]

also they're literally releasing a gpu that has "only ai cores"
the excuse is not "I lagged" anymore its "I hallucinated"

also ASUS is trying to put AI in our ROUTERS. ????

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo i got pizza :)

[timid hollow]

isnt this framegeneration ai based

[quiet abyss]

Also wanna play darktide after im done?

[timid hollow]

because in sdalger 2 i just saw shadow entities when turning around too fast

[timber oxide]

One thing I'm confused about is if apparently nobody wants it then why do they keep pushing it

[somber void]

with that new card it's not just ai based, it's ALL ai

all of it

no logical cores

only theoretical cores

[quiet abyss]

Icky

[timid hollow]

because they think in theorethical profit increases

[quiet abyss]

So its all theoretical, no practical??

[timid hollow]

less work for a human= more moneys for corpo

[timber oxide]

Which hopefully will end in practical bankruptcy

[timid hollow]

and i hate the whole corpo talk but in this case it is what it is

[somber void]

Investors run the market. They know that eventually the bubble will pop because there is no sales market to back it up, but they just want to run it up as much as they can before cashing out before the fall

There is nobody buying these things on a consumer level, only investors funding it to make their stocks skyrocket

It's creating artifical money, almost

[timid hollow]

is betting against the market still a thing

[somber void]

No, you always lose

Insider trading is the only way to win

[timid hollow]

but i mean lets say i bet on all big ai companies will drop off and bubble bursts

lets say i hit the lucky jackpot

should work doesnt it?

[somber void]

no

nobody would take that bet if they were smart

because it's guaranteed to happen

[timid hollow]

but when

when will the threat of skynet finally be over

[copper vapor]

soon (tm)

[timber oxide]

We should make a company that would make GPUs and shit and we will name our products after Offtopic regulars

[timid hollow]

when will i stop seeing ai animations and granny asks if its real (dog used aqua gun on local resident)

[quiet abyss]

Delight GPU

[oblique belfry]

did somebody say gpu and shit ? 🗣️ 🗣️

[timid hollow]

THE GEXRDY 3000 NOW WITH A WHOPPING 2GB VRAM AND OVERHEATING ONLY EVERY THREE HOURS!

[timber oxide]

Has a built in feature that turns your display yellow and you can't turn it off

[timid hollow]

GET THE DOGE DELUXE FOR A CRAZY 4GB VRAM!

[somber void]

the one benefit we will get from the bubble popping is that we will get a massive flood of computer parts on the market from companies trying to salvage their wealth from failed ai project

[quiet abyss]

Josta GPU, comes preprogrammed with the ability to blue screen with the error message saying youre banned

[timid hollow]

had to laugh myself at my joke

[quiet abyss]

[timid hollow]

im so funni

[timid hollow]

the smiley isnt :( but >:)

[quiet abyss]

Yeah

That too

[timid hollow]

hey thats what i talked about yesterday with friends

[timber oxide]

Falco GPU that will eventually turn into a delicious spaghetti

[copper vapor]

wtf how the fuck is Elex II 80 gb

[timid hollow]

if we stay trough the crazy prices, and the bubble bursts, the market gets flooded

im so smort

[static axle]

[quiet abyss]

Atrox GPU it just argues with you

[timber oxide]

Hate GPU gambles

Just gambles

Your money

[quiet abyss]

Pyr GPU… yeah idk its something

[timid hollow]

hate gpu just randomly adds steam games to your account but removes money

[timber oxide]

Pyr GPU has mood swings

[static axle]

I mean my would be top of the line but you can only gamble and watch youtube

[green granite]

So you are saying

[timid hollow]

sab gpu would ask dumb questions like what resolution we running

[timber oxide]

Doge GPU will just not work

[green granite]

Even our graphic rendering now is AI generated

[timid hollow]

hey i made a doge gpu joke already, get your own one

[timber oxide]

Birb GPU would also not work

[timid hollow]

OH

LMAO

took me a sec

[timber oxide]

[green granite]

Doge's GPU

He has one?

[oblique belfry]

why did it suddenly turn into rpg items

[green granite]

Pretty sure his PC is running on hope and dream

Pure fume

No gas

[timid hollow]

his gpu is a kebab

its rotating

[green granite]

Duct tape and Glued

[timid hollow]

to keep cool

like the whole gpu rotates

[static axle]

Man i would pay 2k for in pc kebab machine

[green granite]

Scientist needs to study DOGE's PC cuz aint no way

[timber oxide]

MBO GPU would report you for no reason just in case

[verbal gate]

he has to shovel coal in there occasionally to keep it going

[green granite]

Doge's PC graphic is as intricate as 2 pencil doodled on a piece of paper

[timid hollow]

dude he has a better pc than me

[timber oxide]

Do not mistake it with Grim GPU which would get you banned for lolz

[verbal gate]

what specs does Doge have again?

[timid hollow]

rtx 570

no 670

[oblique belfry]

rx 570 4 gb

[timid hollow]

ARGH

got it right the first time

[oblique belfry]

you fumbled

T W I C E

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-astartes-3d-art-nope-gif-16794679

[oblique belfry]

no its just rx

[timid hollow]

i have 950 2gb vram

[green granite]

You know Doge

[verbal gate]

ok I'm one tier up, I can be arrogant

[timid hollow]

oh

[green granite]

There is one thing you can do with your GPU

[oblique belfry]

its an AMD gpu

not nvidia

[green granite]

That maybe more useful than running game

[timid hollow]

whats your cpu again doge

[green granite]

Bitcoin Mining

[timber oxide]

Don't give him ideas

Actually give him ideas

[green granite]

LOOK DUDE

[static axle]

[green granite]

Dude needs some god damn idea to get a better GPU

😭

[oblique belfry]

yo wtf 👀

[timid hollow]

you all have no idea what low spec even means

[timber oxide]

Anyways

[verbal gate]

I'm sure if we put our heads together we can find a way to get better pcs cus goddamn

[static axle]

I mean you would probably spend more in electricity than get coin with 570

[timid hollow]

wait until i have a good pc

the gaming world will burn

(i will be so old that nothing can be saved)

[timber oxide]

Yeah that's the point

[timid hollow]

maybe electricity cheap in turkey

maybe they have lot of hamster

everyone knows powerplants just have giant mutated hamster on cocaine in wheels

[verbal gate]

still works baby

[static axle]

You gonna buy doges old pc for cheap after he (never) upgrades or what

[timid hollow]

tbh 4gb vram would be like getting a nasa pc rn

[oblique belfry]

guys she is so tiny

[verbal gate]

(it tries to kill itself when I set graphics above medium)

[timid hollow]

2gb is not enough to even load very low textures in most recent games lmao

[static axle]

Eh, 32gb ddr5 370'ish. Not that bad

[timid hollow]

i would say my gpu shut down like 200 times last year due to overheat

[copper vapor]

wtf

[timid hollow]

still going strong

[static axle]

Oh vram, am blind

[timid hollow]

i will keep pushing it until it dies, i just feel challenged by now

im gonna kill it

[verbal gate]

sameee

moment it dies I can justify it to myself

[static axle]

[timid hollow]

yeah

[static axle]

@oblique belfry can i buy you as a maid? Will be paying with new pc

[stark summit]

that gpu is begging to be put down bro

[timid hollow]

i try

[verbal gate]

theres this one particular game that released around late 2010s to like 2022 that absolutely tries to kill my pc

[timid hollow]

its too resilient

[static axle]

Dont have to wear a slutty maid outfit so dont worry

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

I mean if he wants to

[verbal gate]

sdalger 2 only has like 25 fps at the lowest setting I can lmao

[timid hollow]

wonder if i could get away in ace combat 8

[stark summit]

they don't make em like they did 11 years ago 💔

[timid hollow]

ace 7 runs pretty well on medium as long as it isnt a railgun spam mission

[verbal gate]

I'm technically below recommended specs now

[timid hollow]

im below minimum for most games i play

[static axle]

I mean my gpu hit 112c hotspot but didnt crash hecking ass sus

[timid hollow]

but never underestimate the power of shadows=0

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-devil-diabolique-evil-gif-9725651736562738158

so uh, if anyone wants to dispose of a gpu because they bought a new one, hit me up

[timid hollow]

it doesnt crash, it literally shuts off to prevent damage

[verbal gate]

I'm e-begging today

[static axle]

Year or two too late

[timid hollow]

i could probably change it somewhere to a higher value but whatever

[static axle]

Sold my old 2080ti to a friend for 200 or 250 i think

[stark summit]

when's the last time you repasted it

or cleaned the heatsink

[timid hollow]

can you speak english

repasted

bless you dude

[verbal gate]

I havent done anything to my pc since 2019

[stark summit]

when's the last time u put thermal paste on the core

[copper vapor]

re-applied the thermal paste

[stark summit]

😭

[verbal gate]

no cleaning no nothing

[timid hollow]

i understand you guys

[somber void]

yes

[timid hollow]

it was a joke saying the fuck i did nothing with this

[copper vapor]

I still haven't cleaned my current pc since I bought it (november 2023)

[static axle]

Mine didnt do that, i was just wondering why my fans full blast when playing soulframe and noticed hotspot at 112c.decided to order new paste and not play for few days

[timid hollow]

it will slowly die of heat death and i will watch it burn

[verbal gate]

I'm pretty sure my gpu is sagging, but meh

[timid hollow]

that as well

[stark summit]

it's sometimes hard to tell a joke over chat mb

[timid hollow]

just a little bit tho

[timid hollow]

no problem

being sarcastic aint easy over chat either

but yeah no never repasted

pc was used by my brother before for years

probably still the same paste it had 10 years ago

but going strong for that ngl

[stark summit]

yeah that thermal paste is crusty af but u would be doing it a favor, it's past its retirement

[verbal gate]

if it wasnt for my processor dying in 2018 I would still be using a Ryzen 3 2200g

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet

[timid hollow]

i repasted the cpu like two years ago i think

[static axle]

i mean you should repaste it

It aint hard

[timid hollow]

i mean i should eat healthier

[sour rivet]

[timid hollow]

still not gonna do it

[verbal gate]

my room is airconditioned so still fine lmao

[timid hollow]

that thing probably has symbiotic connection with the board by now, dont wanna interrupt them

[static axle]

Bro is leaving good performance on the table for simply not repasting aint even a full potato. Last o is vanished with dried up paste

[verbal gate]

you pull the heatsink out and the processor comes with it lmao

[timid hollow]

yeah

repasting will fix the 2gb vram. dude the gpu is over even if it runs hd2 for 30 mins longer

[stark summit]

nothing is saving that gpu

LOL

[timid hollow]

i thought about repasting but its like whatever

[static axle]

No but it will solve the overheating

[timid hollow]

i will see if i have paste when im bored but i wont order shit for it

just not worth it

[stark summit]

paste is usually cheap

you can get it from a computer shop instead of ordering

[timid hollow]

actually

i have some laying around

i will look into it when i feel like it

[copper vapor]

yea but... better get the good quality ones

[stark summit]

true

he needs noctua thermal paste for his 950

i agree...

[verbal gate]

dollar thermal paste

[static axle]

Noctua aint even best

[timid hollow]

it isnt the most cheap but also not really expensive, i would have to search it to know what brand

[stark summit]

i've had noctua thermal paste on my cpu for like almost 3 years and it hasn't lost it's efficiency by one dregree

[verbal gate]

noctua, more like haw-

[timid hollow]

but even if its cheap, new paste better than 10 yo paste ig

[stark summit]

2 and a half years to be more correct

not almost 3

[oblique belfry]

imagine being so fucking egotastic that BOTH teams are clowning on you

holy shit

get a life

[green granite]

The hecc

[oblique belfry]

Lux got a "shrink engine" which shrunk your size every time you get a kill and she didnt wanna die for so long so this 2 fucktards flame him saying "dude we are gonna lose cuz of you" and i told em "dude its aram just play for fun"

AND THAT SENTENCE MADE EM AFK AND FEED FOR THE WHOLE GAME

EVEN THE ENEMY TEAM WAS SHITTING ON EM CUZ OF THAT

[stark summit]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-eric-tao-ken-leung-industry-industry-hbo-gif-13702557412707969815

[oblique belfry]

LIKE HOLY SHIT

get a grip in life dude

it aint that hard

[copper vapor]

no need for best, just get good quality ones

instead of trashy 5 dollar paste

[static axle]

Kryonaut extreme is where its at

[sullen stag]

for those of you looking forward to re9

https://x.com/Pirat_Nation/status/2019576781536203081

Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation)

Capcom's update for the Resident Evil 4 Remake PC version removed Denuvo but replaced it with Enigma DRM, causing widespread performance drops.

Reports confirm FPS decreases of 10–50% or more across setups, reduced GPU utilization, increased stutters and frame time instability,

X · Feb 6, 2026, 1:00 AM

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

its just

[copper vapor]

thanks capcom

[oblique belfry]

bruh

[verbal gate]

I need my thermal paste to be an active risk to me and my pc's safety

[copper vapor]

so this drm makes performance even worse than denuvo?
how the fuck lol

[sullen stag]

yep

leave it up to capcom where if yo udont have all the dlcs your frames drop

[static axle]

Man i used to run fucking arctic silver but with a 1000 buck gpu i rather do the best there is

[sullen stag]

now leave it up to capcom to make a worse drm

[stark summit]

isn't this a ue5 game

[sullen stag]

no they are using their own engine iirc

[stark summit]

oh fr

[sullen stag]

at least for the previous re games they did

[halcyon fossil]

man i just want to lay in bed but my mattress is ruined. gonna be sleeping on the couch or my desk chair tonight yay yippee !

[sullen stag]

not sure on 9

but i believe its on the same engine

[static axle]

Capcom just doesnt like performance

[stark summit]

yeah they're using a RE engine

[sullen stag]

which funny enough is called the RE engine

yeah what damian said

[stark summit]

someone on marketing tell them about ue5 rq

[copper vapor]

this is extremely ironic because I was praising them for RE4 running well on my old pc

... the demo, at least

[copper vapor]

I used arctic silver on my old pc, wasn't bad

current one has noctua thermal paste that came along with the cooler

[static axle]

I mean mhw would have probably run better on launch if it was on UE5

[copper vapor]

[stark summit]

my r9 290x back in 2023 was able to run it somewhat LOL

[quiet abyss]

noctua, game on that thang

i will see myself out

[stark summit]

i hated the leafblower style gpus oh my god were they loud

[copper vapor]

I was rocking a GTX 970 4 GB at the time

[static axle]

Its not bad, then i used what ever came with the aio's and then used noctuas paste with the nh-d15 but just recently repasted it with kryonaut extreme. Only 18 bucks per 2 grams

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet have another one

[quiet abyss]

[verbal gate]

I think I got thermal grizzly on my shit

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-door-is-open-you-may-leave-gif-15357849

Goodbye@quiet abyss

We shall never play dtide

[quiet abyss]

[halcyon fossil]

i have a leftover tube of thermal paste somewhere but i know its some cheap shit

[quiet abyss]

i still have meme stealer its ok

i guess

[static axle]

I have shiyon, uno, stu, maru

[verbal gate]

I also believe I used one of those lifehack replacements for thermal paste way back in the day

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-punch-gif-6099635800494525278

me asf

[quiet abyss]

i mean i could ask maru and cuppy, but cup never really plays dt

and i never ask maru

[stark summit]

lifehack is to use liquid nitrogen

[quiet abyss]

uno would possibly play with me if i asked nicely or smth

[halcyon fossil]

is chocolate bar the best thermal paste?????!!

[quiet abyss]

idk, but i play solo sometimes too, usually just end up being pissed that my team is retards

im always last alive somehow

[stark summit]

can't overheat if your cpu is absolute zero

[quiet abyss]

lifehack is to just not have a cpu, cant overheat whats not there

[static axle]

Thats what you get for endgame shit

[quiet abyss]

[static axle]

Ya poopoohead

[stark summit]

truth nuke

[verbal gate]

I used toothpaste for like a week or two

[quiet abyss]

no it happens on any dif tbh

except the ones where being alone is just fine

like heresy

where shit isnt so hard

[static axle]

We were just fine with 2 randoms at heresy

[halcyon fossil]

honestly i'm done using paste, next time i'm gonna grab one of those graphite pads

[static axle]

Only thing that was poop was trials

[quiet abyss]

but playing havoc has made me realize the only good players are havoc 30+

mortis trials is a shit mode thats why

[static axle]

But those ass even with 4 most of the tine

[green granite]

@oblique belfry

[quiet abyss]

as much as i dont care for vt2, i can appreciate that chaos wastes is like mortis but 4x better

i just dont like how vt2 feels

i think its also the vibe of wh fantasy, its just not for me

[timber oxide]

Wait actually I'm gonna make another quick edit

[static axle]

I mean i have havoc40 build on but imma not touch a single havoc

Cant care less

[quiet abyss]

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-meme-surprise-shock-gif-21311476

[quiet abyss]

why havoc build?

[thick plover]

The bingo card

It can be completed

All doge has to do is accept

Holy shit

[quiet abyss]

i find havoc builds are usually boring

[copper vapor]

kf2 berserker

[quiet abyss]

i just make my own build, sub-optimal? maybe, effective? yes

[static axle]

I mean why not. It has good shit in it. 90% off the stuff i ran already

[quiet abyss]

i mean in that case yeah

but my builds never line up

[static axle]

Just had to tweak 2 skill points

[quiet abyss]

with havoc 40s

but im only on havoc for the cosmetics

if i didnt get the neato cosmetics, i wouldnt touch it

[halcyon fossil]

badass

[static axle]

I mean i dont care if the build would be havoc 1. I aint gonna havoc

[quiet abyss]

besides sometimes its fun to play havoc for the challenge

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

i mean havoc is shit until you get to 10

then its fun

until you get to 20

[static axle]

Eh, i bought clothes few bucks in credits and could get what i wanted

[quiet abyss]

then once youre good at 20, you go to 30 and then its back to having no fun

that applies until youre good enough to reach 40

in which case you then never touch it again

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[quiet abyss]

because havoc 40 isnt fun

[halcyon fossil]

i'm a casual player so i stick to heresy

[quiet abyss]

ok so havoc 1-10 is malice difficulty

10-20 is heresy with some modifiers, like a maelstrom mission

so not too hard, genuinely enjoyable

[static axle]

I rather throw rocks at fuckos at heretic that touch havoc shit

[quiet abyss]

20-30?

[thick plover]

I read all the book that is out

Now i need to wait for more to come out

Life sucks

[quiet abyss]

havoc can be fun, its just not fun when you either A. dont have friends, or B. arent that good

[static axle]

Inb4 cut to you complaining how it sucks

[quiet abyss]

ok so i complain about the modifiers on 20+

because final toll can gargle donkey balls

[halcyon fossil]

me but with what a bountiful harvest, demon lord

[quiet abyss]

fuck you fatshark

[thick plover]

Some1 ping me when doge gets his payment of pc so I can mark it off my bingo card

[quiet abyss]

"ah yes, make all enemies stagger and stun prrof, that would be a fun modifier"

a fun modifier is something like sniper gauntlet, something you can play around and still have fun

[static axle]

Ah, seems so enjoyable

[quiet abyss]

but final toll?

[thick plover]

It is fun though

[quiet abyss]

fuck you

[quiet abyss]

and thats true too, depends on class

veteran? its fun

[static axle]

Bro glazed and same time showed its not fun

[quiet abyss]

because krak grenades remove crushers

but if you play ogryn? final toll is shitty

mostly because ogryn is in a bad spot

balance wise

[oblique belfry]

went to make samwich

[thick plover]

Think you gotta rock da big grenade as ogryn on final toll

[halcyon fossil]

i love one tapping crushers with my pickaxe

[quiet abyss]

[static axle]

What kind

[quiet abyss]

no, you gotta rock ANYTHING BUT OGRYN

[oblique belfry]

and i already feel the workout consequences in my legs

[quiet abyss]

because ogryn got nerfed bad

[oblique belfry]

just a basic samwich

balogne / cheese / margarine

[quiet abyss]

cant tank, bad movement, big target

so its all downsides in havoc

[static axle]

So bread and bread?

[thick plover]

Wait

[oblique belfry]

unironically some of the collage students do that

[static axle]

Balogne sammich

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

They nerfed a class in pve game

[quiet abyss]

it wasnt too long ago

[thick plover]

Why man

[oblique belfry]

ye

[quiet abyss]

well yeah because it could stomp shit so bad it wasnt fun

for anyone else

the ogryn had fun

but the rest didnt

[thick plover]

You just fix it

[quiet abyss]

[thick plover]

By making the class slower

[oblique belfry]

and tomorrow i will make the pasta i saw the other day in reels

[quiet abyss]

but how?

[halcyon fossil]

you basically need to do slide tech to move around as ogryn

[quiet abyss]

THE CLASS WAS SLOW

you moved at 1km/month

still do

[static axle]

[quiet abyss]

compared to other classes youre slow as fuck

[oblique belfry]

sausage / cream / penne / some spices that i forgot / melted cheese

[quiet abyss]

your dodges are like 3 inches long

ogryn was never nimble, its just that ogryn had loads of toughness

[oblique belfry]

basically mac n cheese with sausages

[quiet abyss]

and higher hp

like 600 with the right build

[static axle]

I see. Not bad, would eat

[quiet abyss]

and then your toughness was like 200 or smth

[thick plover]

I think I had a ogryn build that reached like 700 hp

[quiet abyss]

so nothing could really hurt you besides maulers

and crushers

because they cant breach the toughness

you basically couldnt die without fucking up a dodge from an overhead

or getting swarmed and not paying attention

[static axle]

Mac and ground beef is our poor crackhead/college/no work food. Just macaroni, beef and ketcuo

[halcyon fossil]

haven't played darktide in a while so i haven't seen the bad ogryn nerfs. i simply will not download and live in my busted ogryn mind palace forever

[thick plover]

Idk when I played ogryn after the train mission update it didnt feel that strong that it made everything else boring

[oblique belfry]

pasta in general is our collage student food

[thick plover]

Now the build that did make everything else boring

[static axle]

Its fucking tasty too

[thick plover]

PSYKER

KNIVES

AUTO TRACKING

[quiet abyss]

the ogryn is still good but only with ONE build

[thick plover]

SO BORING

[quiet abyss]

but thats also because their guns suck balls

and their melees are only slightly better

[halcyon fossil]

zealot was my boring stomp everything class

[thick plover]

I only played melee ogryn anywys

[oblique belfry]

i also just wanna order super size fries from mcdonalds

just fries

[static axle]

Slap some cheems, sun dried tomato, in it. Change macaroni to different pasta? Oooh mama

[thick plover]

Cus all the guns stink

[oblique belfry]

i love mcdonald fries

[quiet abyss]

zealot is sooo fun

relic blade go zap

[oblique belfry]

i dont know what kind of fucking ingredient they are using in mcdonalds

but their fries are just

[quiet abyss]

more like whoosh sound

relic make whoosh

as it cuts like 10 heretics in half

at the waist

[thick plover]

You ever heard of just learning how to peel and cut a potato to make decent fries

[quiet abyss]

i love that big fuckoff power sword

[oblique belfry]

well the plan is to make it tomorrow so we'll see

[static axle]

Certain oil, and salt

[thick plover]

Then yknow

Salt and season them

[oblique belfry]

it doesnt taste the same as mcdonalds

[thick plover]

Fries already better than mcdonalds

[quiet abyss]

also veteran power sword? ABYSSMAL DOGSHIT

its soo fucking SLUGGISH

[thick plover]

Cus u stubid

[halcyon fossil]

mcdonalds are the worst fries. there's barely any potato there

[oblique belfry]

i tried making em crusty like chips
soft
oily
salty

[halcyon fossil]

it's all salt and msg

[oblique belfry]

whatever

[quiet abyss]

it hurts my brain to use the power sword

[oblique belfry]

all i can do

yet it never tastes like the mcdonald fries

[static axle]

Oh and certain potato too

[oblique belfry]

that i can believe

because it looks like one of those frozen packed fries but unlike most, its thin and has this different flavor

[thick plover]

Legit just believe that people overexaggurate the fuck out of the fries cause when I tried them they were just mid

[oblique belfry]

there are better fries then just mcdonalds too

[static axle]

I do love me some frozen fries. The long thin ones,

[oblique belfry]

for example there is this 1 popular beef chain restaurant

it has AMAZING fries as well

they use this specific spice on top of it

[thick plover]

Its like hyping up a chocolate ice cream and then it doesnt taste like chocolate it just tastes like additives and bullshit

[oblique belfry]

it just makes it taste really good

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet that's the final one

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

rumbler and kickback are the exception btw

theyre the only good ones

[halcyon fossil]

wendys fries mog mcdonalds

[static axle]

Potato wedges with skin on? With rough sea salt?

[sour rivet]

bro edited me

[thick plover]

I use the nade launcha

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-vince-mcmahon-gif-20562072

[quiet abyss]

the single shot one?

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

Lpve me rustic wedges

[quiet abyss]

thats the rumbler

[thick plover]

Yes

[quiet abyss]

rumbler is good

[halcyon fossil]

i forever love the mk v ripper gun

[timber oxide]

I call it practice
Rhymes with Grug

[thick plover]

I just like reloading

[quiet abyss]

ripper guns suck massive nurgle dick

so eh

and the stubbers do too

[thick plover]

Ripper is only good against the fucking nurgle spawn

[quiet abyss]

except when you build aroung them

[thick plover]

Cus all the bullets hit

[quiet abyss]

no its only good on the fucking hordes of shitters

[zealous depot]

[halcyon fossil]

wrong

[quiet abyss]

because they hit lots of shit

ripper gun is FUN

but not good

[oblique belfry]

nvm

[quiet abyss]

its a shit tier gun for actually getting good damage

[static axle]

Fuck you mean nvm

[oblique belfry]

tried these a few times

[halcyon fossil]

it is a very good panic clear room full of specialist gun

[oblique belfry]

some were decent some were just awful

[thick plover]

These look a bit overbaked

[quiet abyss]

and the ammo economy besides when theyre exactly 0.2 meters away, is so bad

[static axle]

You gotta learn to make them just right

[quiet abyss]

gunners?

[oblique belfry]

nono

frozen ones

[halcyon fossil]

wrong actually. it kills snipers very easily

[quiet abyss]

just shoot the rumbler at them.

[quiet abyss]

rock

[oblique belfry]

wait

brainfart

nvm move on

[quiet abyss]

also snipers have 200 hp

[static axle]

And you're underbaked but we aint complaining

[quiet abyss]

id be surprised if it DIDNT KILL THEM

[halcyon fossil]

exactly

[oblique belfry]

sometimes overbaked tastes good

[halcyon fossil]

it is a multi purpose weapon

[oblique belfry]

for example in sausages

[quiet abyss]

doesnt make it good just because it can do 200 damage on unarmored targets pal

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

You be enjoying the nice glass of piss on the side right dere aint ya

[static axle]

I never do frozen wedges, i only do the long thin crispy fries frozen

[oblique belfry]

brown sausage > cooked red

[quiet abyss]

the rock can do the same thing faster

[halcyon fossil]

it's good because it can kill 20 200hp targets in a single mag

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry I found this edit I did cause you asked

[oblique belfry]

i see

[quiet abyss]

ahem, are we forgetting the stubbers exist?

you can kill like 200 in a mag

[halcyon fossil]

yes

[quiet abyss]

so your point?

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITRtnPPJPsY

[quiet abyss]

still not a good one

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

ripper gun is shit because its only good on unarmored/infected targets

and MAYBE maniacs

on a good day

[halcyon fossil]

i'm not a big fan of the stubbers but the ripper guns are goated

you just don't see it

[quiet abyss]

i have tried them, extensively

their flak armor damage is mid

[halcyon fossil]

the ripper gun singular

mk v only

[quiet abyss]

their carapace is useless

[static axle]

Making wedges is simple. You cut. Give a quick boil to get rid of extra starch, dry. Tumble in oil. Bake and then quick fry for cripsy outside

[quiet abyss]

tried them all

[thick plover]

I should download dorktide again and olay shieldgryn

Play*

[halcyon fossil]

you don't need carapace damage when melee exists

[quiet abyss]

in an attempt to find anything good besides the twin stubber and the kickback/rumbler

those 3 are the only good ranged options

in the whole ogryn tree

[copper vapor]

wait what were you shooting with the fart gun

[quiet abyss]

6 weapons and 3 of them are useless

[oblique belfry]

good. I love chemicals in my fries

it tastes amazing

[halcyon fossil]

your mistake is trying to use gun only

[thick plover]

Did you see the video where a fucker freezes a tater and then

Bakes it

And its just a abomination

Of a potato

[static axle]

@oblique belfry also heck you doge now i have to buy potatos on monday when weekend starts

[timber oxide]

A clanker
The shield does not help with the already shit visibility on my end

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

I have not

[quiet abyss]

no i tested in psykhanium

[oblique belfry]

and i will spend money on mcdonald fries

[thick plover]

3 PERCENT PHONE IM OFFFF

[quiet abyss]

on damnation and auric difficulties

it is just not half as good as rumbler for hordes

[static axle]

Its me irish Hate, top of the morning to ya

[thick plover]

Go on youtube and type in potato unique texture and I think you should find it

[quiet abyss]

not even CLOSE for armor

and cant even put a dent in hordes of crushers

[halcyon fossil]

gunlugger has always been trash, the ripper gun is for killing many specialists at once, not ogryns or monstrosities

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/top-top-of-the-mornin-to-ya

[quiet abyss]

gunlugger isnt trash

[static axle]

Why would i wanna do that when i can just stay blissfully unware

[quiet abyss]

thats bs

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

was it just a coincidence that the outpost exploded when you killed it then

[quiet abyss]

gunlugger works just fine, with the twin stubber or kickback

[halcyon fossil]

gunlugger is just wannabe veteran but enemies can hit you easier

[quiet abyss]

[timber oxide]

No I think Birb threw some shit at it

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

well true, the ogryn is a frontline at heart

its not the best build for ogryn, but its not terrible

the best one is still loyal protector rumbler triple shot build

[static axle]

@oblique belfry i will sent tater pics next week you better beware

[quiet abyss]

3 shots before reloading the rumbler deletes most threats, and anything left you just cleaver to death

[oblique belfry]

👀

[zealous depot]

[static axle]

Potato

[oblique belfry]

cool tater bro

[quiet abyss]

taco likes the ripper gun, and like i said, the ripper gun is FUN not GOOD

tell them taco

[zealous depot]

[halcyon fossil]

i'm not saying the kickback and rumbler are bad, their single target is unmatched. but the mk v ripper is a great panic button when there's four gunners, three dogs, and a trapper in front of you

[zealous depot]

What the hell

[quiet abyss]

(one box of nades does it better btw)

[static axle]

The fact that its being cradled too

[halcyon fossil]

true i'm a box of nades enjoyer

[quiet abyss]

and the rumbler is unmatched horde clear

and single

its just the best weapon of ogryns arsenal

taco doesnt like kickback or rumbler, because single shot weapons are cringe

to him

i like them

[zealous depot]

I don't understand the "must only use good stuff mentality." So I just use whatevef i find the most fun or what makes the most sense

[static axle]

[quiet abyss]

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-door-is-open-you-may-leave-gif-15357849

[quiet abyss]

sorry i saved it a while ago

and its funny as shit

to me

[oblique belfry]

all me bby

[cunning bronze]

this is very explicit

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

no i do fun stuff usually too, but im just trying to point out that the ripper isnt good (it could be with some tweaks)

like i said when we last played

i was using the ripper gun

its fun

and its a great weapon on heresy or malice

and its serviceable on damnation

[halcyon fossil]

the ripper is good, just not for ogryns

[quiet abyss]

and to be fair, anything is viable on the 5 standard difs

[halcyon fossil]

not ogryns, crushers and maulers

[quiet abyss]

uprising -> auric, you can do anything

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah I remember that

[quiet abyss]

but if you go anywhere above auric (auric maelstrom or havoc) you cant use ripper gun anymore

[halcyon fossil]

i don't play sweaty difficulties so yeah sure it's probably not optimal

[quiet abyss]

at least not without issues

[sullen stag]

https://youtu.be/F2GhFXjQujI?si=jsLkwSULxktebN5g @sour rivet what im listening to while using the new belt fed gl

[quiet abyss]

no, its D tier

[timber oxide]

I always had Dante ready to post whenever you were writing questions

[halcyon fossil]

but if i were to play sweaty you know i would take the ripper to prove your ass wrong

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-devil-may-cry-gif-4851149653862696504

[quiet abyss]

he doesnt know about the 24 crusher hordes

with range damage resistance

that also cant be staggered

[halcyon fossil]

like i've been saying. i don't shoot crushers

[timid hollow]

finished drive

10/10 movie

nice knowing where hotline miami got its inspo from

[quiet abyss]

but thats all there is

or ragers

the ones with carapace/flak all over

[halcyon fossil]

they all go down in a single branx pickaxe charge attack to the head

[quiet abyss]

nope

[quiet abyss]

:D

they dont

[oblique belfry]

how many do you have rn @timber oxide

[quiet abyss]

not on havoc

[halcyon fossil]

prove it

[timber oxide]

That's all of them

[quiet abyss]

just to ruin your day, they tank lots of damage

[oblique belfry]

ah

[timber oxide]

I didn't make any new ones

[quiet abyss]

i dont use pickaxe, i dont even have one

[timber oxide]

I can if you want tho

[oblique belfry]

i c

[timber oxide]

Just tell me who to impregnate

[quiet abyss]

but i dont play havoc alone

[oblique belfry]

who would be the target tho

[halcyon fossil]

get a branx pickaxe with the right perks and show me a crusher surviving a full charge attack to the head

[quiet abyss]

also one more thing

[oblique belfry]

do bogdan

[quiet abyss]

how do you intend to get the charged hit off?

because like i said, 20

[oblique belfry]

or hate

[quiet abyss]

or more

[timber oxide]

[quiet abyss]

you cant dodge them all

[halcyon fossil]

i'll take one down with me

[timber oxide]

That's Bog's old pfp

[quiet abyss]

with that lumbering hitbox

[oblique belfry]

oh

[quiet abyss]

also its not a one shot, its a 2 shot

[timber oxide]

I can do Hate

[quiet abyss]

thats what a guy was talking about when i was playing havoc earlier

[halcyon fossil]

skill issue honestly

[timid hollow]

seems like i found my next movie

[quiet abyss]

and he said thats why he doesnt use the pickaxe on rotten armor anymore

[timber oxide]

But I also have other stuff to do

[timid hollow]

im in my ryan gosling arc

[quiet abyss]

he just uses cleaver

[timber oxide]

Like drawing more definitely not furry characters (trust me bro)

[quiet abyss]

because its just more versatile

[oblique belfry]

RYAN GOSLING

https://klipy.com/gifs/gosling-sad-ryan-gosling

[timid hollow]

did you watch drive?

[oblique belfry]

yes

[timid hollow]

awesome work

just finished it

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-rain-sitting-in-the-rain-gif-3774267846171021835

[quiet abyss]

aaanyways, ogryn suffered some weapon and survivability nerfs since you last played

[timid hollow]

i always listened to nightcall and saw clips of drive and the song years later, never knew it was in the movie

[oblique belfry]

i listened to this music before drive

[quiet abyss]

thats why its currently considered the worst of the classes as of now

[oblique belfry]

the moment i heard it when i watched it

[timid hollow]

yeah same

[oblique belfry]

i was baffled

and just stared at the screen

[timid hollow]

but it fit so well

[quiet abyss]

the best being psyker, then scum, then veteran, then zealot followed by arbites and ogryn last

[oblique belfry]

it is

[timid hollow]

i hope only god forgives is good as well

has the same director like drive

[quiet abyss]

but thats because psyker has such unbridled kill power when harnessed right, that its absurd

and scum has better stats on hordes AND crushers than zealot

[oblique belfry]

the moment A REAL HUMAN BEING part plays

[quiet abyss]

actually than ANYONE

[oblique belfry]

i just suddenly get an urge to lay down

and just stare at the ceiling

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-jarvis-gif-4589001634352336207

[oblique belfry]

NOOOOOOOO

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1465864320779817094/to_the_depths.gif

[oblique belfry]

WAAAAAAAAAAA

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

https://klipy.com/gifs/oomfie-kill

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-music-listening-gif-18335467

storyline ^

[zealous depot]

Amazing storyline, here in offtopic

Watch it live ladies and gents

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-astartes-3d-art-nope-gif-16794679

[sterile niche]

lads I am WASHED

I am not built for fighting games bruh my Sagat is ASS

[zealous depot]

Fuck you

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-cat-cat-car-meow-explosion-gif-13527070362113797677

you rn ^

WAHHHH

[halcyon fossil]

good news my mattress isn't totally ruined by the leak

[timid hollow]

movie list for now: Only God Forgives, A place beyond the pines

is there another good gosling action movie

or not really action but yk

[quiet abyss]

movie list for me rn: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh inglorious basterds for the 5th time

[halcyon fossil]

watch mulholland drive

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[quiet abyss]

nah imma watch my thing again

[timid hollow]

hey its the guy that played hannah montanas dad

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752540219579957298/1323191439361970216/prigozhin-kot.gif

[timid hollow]

is nice guys with gosling good?

[untold spear]

no

its mid

go watch the big short again

[timid hollow]

no

oh the fall guy

onto the list

[halcyon fossil]

dudes are coming tomorrow at the ass crack of dawn (8am) to ACTUALLY fix the roof this time. for sure. this time for sure. according to my landlord the initial job cost 16 fucking grand.

fleeced.

[halcyon fossil]

he hired people to redo the roof in august and they somehow made it so much worse

[slim magnet]

$wg

[oblique belfry]

man i found some old screensots

[slim magnet]

oh wow nitro ended

[oblique belfry]

of my unturned days

🥀

[slim magnet]

time to go back to girls'_frontline official_art

[oblique belfry]

mine ends today as well

[timid hollow]

enough movies for the next few days

gosling maxxing

[timid hollow]

menace or new vegas peoples

[oblique belfry]

this shit was funny at the time

i just called someone for 11 mins

[halcyon fossil]

me and my friends on skype in 2014

[oblique belfry]

but discord showed it for 2 days

[timid hollow]

okay new vegas heads

[frail leaf]

Tails

[timid hollow]

menace it is

[timid hollow]

i remember doing that too

wanted to smoke, but joined the cod server just to go smoking then

i still dont know what my thought process was behind it but i did that often

[green granite]

https://youtu.be/nqoEM4bycvE?si=NsJ76jcA9jxHPoDE

@oblique belfry

[timid hollow]

[green granite]

When Unturned new map man

[oblique belfry]

idk

but i want it NOW

[timid hollow]

are they making one

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

Man

[oblique belfry]

clicks join
waits few seconds for loading
joins server
opens chat
"afk"
leaves

[green granite]

I miss the time where I got on Unturned and see new user made map

And they are all so well made

Now?

Workshop

DO YOU WANT A MAP WHERE WE MIX ALL 3 OFFICIAL MAPS TOGETHER

Like brother itd be cool if not like 30 people before you made it every week already

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

HUH?

[oblique belfry]

current unturned workshop is just....that

[timid hollow]

ENJOY THE AMERICAN CITY WASHINGTON IN THE RUSSIA MAP WITH THE CANADIAN ISLAND

[somber void]

now THIS is what makes people play unturned

🔥

[green granite]

damn what did I just said

[oblique belfry]

like bruh

[timid hollow]

holy

[green granite]

bro same pic?

[timid hollow]

one brain cell

moment

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

this was one for the books

[oblique belfry]

elver and arid still on top 3

[green granite]

you either get that 9 maps mixed into each other

or you get

whatever this is

[oblique belfry]

china

china everyone

[green granite]

@little depot

[oblique belfry]

also did you notice

[green granite]

translate

[oblique belfry]

they are all combining vanilla maps

and not curated ones

[green granite]

I never found the same uh

excitement to play Limestone

as much as Arid

[oblique belfry]

same

[green granite]

Limestone feels like a different Polaris

[oblique belfry]

limestone is literally the same as vanilla maps

[green granite]

Polaris is cool when you first played it, Limestone is kinda meh

[oblique belfry]

there is no """endgame"""

and uniqueness

[timid hollow]

there is endgame

i thought endgame was getting a sniper, lay down in the two story building at the edge of washington, snipe kids down the crane, repeat

[oblique belfry]

the only thing thats unique about that map is bp unlocking from a sentient printer

[oblique belfry]

what i mean is stuff you get from questlines n such

[green granite]

dont get me wrong I like the style and stuff of Limestone

[oblique belfry]

no "chase" stuff

besides loot

[green granite]

one of the most appealing to the eye map imo

[timid hollow]

QUESTLINES?

[oblique belfry]

ye

[timid hollow]

we played a different game

[oblique belfry]

almost every curated map had questlines

[green granite]

lmao

[oblique belfry]

but limestone didnt

[timid hollow]

ah okay only played vanilla stuff

[green granite]

this is still the best weapon mod?

[oblique belfry]

its a goddamn rotting corpse cup

[green granite]

these are so

nostalgic

[oblique belfry]

that shit dont work no more

oldie firearm my beloved

[copper vapor]

Helldivers 2 adds chinese VO
the community:

[oblique belfry]

literally saw this photo on insta

[green granite]

I love this map

[oblique belfry]

holy sudden flashback

i remembered i used musics from this mod when i was hosting one of my best events

gungame

[timid hollow]

@blazing maple what mods you play in new vegas

[green granite]

oh yeh

this remake is kinda peak ngl

[oblique belfry]

i fucking made a 6x6 arena in the sky and picked 15 different guns that got worse each win

and made 14 people compete

it was peam

mane

i wanna do stuff like that for you guys too but idk which game is best suited for that

[green granite]

Chinuh

[timid hollow]

straftat

any arena shooter

[halcyon fossil]

straftat is fun as hell

[oblique belfry]

i dont mean it like that

like

working my ass off for smth so y'all can experience smth

well i still have this 1 idea

that i should try to actualize

and test

[timid hollow]

shooter tournament is what i want to experience

so DEW IT

[green granite]

wait

this map was remastered by the official guy

wth

[oblique belfry]

huh

[timid hollow]

france needs to be burned down and not refreshed

smh

[oblique belfry]

???????

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

holy fucking shit 30 dollar dlc for mostly skins

[timid hollow]

30 dollars for a battle pass btw

[timid hollow]

and the only reason they upload it to steam like a dlc is to press out the last three idiots that will buy it but dont see it ingame

[oblique belfry]

i refuse to believe bo7 has these reqs for minimum

[green granite]

MAYO

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

yeah uh

you see how it requires directx12

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

im 99% sure the 970 isnt directx12 compatible

fucking morons

[oblique belfry]

same with rx470

[halcyon fossil]

ain't no way a rx 470 can support dx12

[thin bobcat]

It actually does and it also would run because they have a completely custom engine

[oblique belfry]

these gpus dont support dx12 tho

[timid hollow]

it wont

[oblique belfry]

then again

they might have pulled a fortnite

[timid hollow]

and the game wont start without dx12, since mw2019

[green granite]

@oblique belfry

Found such a good Unturned map
Has custom quest
Downloaded Entered map
Russian

[oblique belfry]

where they have a performance mode or "old mode" where you can opt in for dx11

[thin bobcat]

The 1060 does

[timid hollow]

i just know it from the time warzone released, and there was no workaround

[thin bobcat]

Fully

[timid hollow]

either dx12 or die

[oblique belfry]

im talking about those minimum gpus

the other ones

besides 1060

970 and rx470

[timid hollow]

you cant make this up

too dumb to write down min reqs

[oblique belfry]

[halcyon fossil]

did some quick google fu and the 470 can run dx12 apparently

[timid hollow]

can the 970

[oblique belfry]

super faulty then

because even with my rx570