╟❓general-offtopic

[thick plover]

WHY DID DOOMFIST WHO TRACKED A PERSON

[real aspen]

[thick plover]

THROUGH TIME AND SPACE

[pliant chasm]

you are cloned from me

[thick plover]

GET BODIED

BY A REGULAR BITCH WITH A SWORD

THIS SHIT SUCKS

[oblique belfry]

i need to watch that cinematic

[copper vapor]

don't me, I have facts to back me up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuyImR_dI6g

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch2J2Xuu3VI

if y'all wanna watch too

[untold spear]

worst thing was what they did with machine herald, it looked great before the remake, specially the sound design

[thick plover]

ASS VIDEO

ASSSS

SHIT FROM BUTT

[pliant chasm]

no i don't want to

[verbal gate]

brother put up Tony Snell numbers in this short lmaoo

[copper vapor]

https://youtube.com/shorts/dbk6raf_Rco?si=lEgLRw_y7woxGHfI

[oblique belfry]

oh

[pliant chasm]

riot is payed by netanyahu to make me mad
they removed aatrox revive and made a zesty champion with said revive

[copper vapor]

the next michael jordan

[thick plover]

who

[left mantle]

Oh hey it's that one chick that played widowmaker.

[untold spear]

video essay

opinion disregarded. doom is now a resource management game where you manage 1 resource with an fps minigame in it

[oblique belfry]

the moron who reaper killed during the talon pve event

forgot the name

in the past

[thick plover]

ASKEDDDDDD

WHY DID DOOMFIST LOSEEEEE

ok im out

[pliant chasm]

also rip my boy xin
they killed him and kpopified him

[arctic flicker]

no uppercut move

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-credit-social-уважение-плюс-уважение-gif-1626328442317885176

[oblique belfry]

[uneven sapphire]

finally home

[oblique belfry]

watched the cinematic

i now 100% agree with bogdan

how the fuck did this man lose

[timber oxide]

Didn't watch the cinematic and I won't
Imma guess plot armor and overwatch bullshittery

[verbal gate]

I told yall, the spirit of Tony Snell entered the man and started shooting nothing but bricks

[oblique belfry]

more like doomfist losing its plot armor

[timber oxide]

Let's consume some peak instead
https://youtu.be/sQfk5HykiEk?si=rjCFvBLwwNt7Yy4K

[oblique belfry]

also yeah they forgot about him too

[oblique belfry]

man

if i was blizzard i would've just ditched the whole game and would've just did a series instead

their work is really good in cinematics

on gameside they are fumbling over and over though

[real aspen]

huh

[copper vapor]

bro can't handle 10 mins of satire
this generation is truly cooked
or should I say doomed

[timber oxide]

I never liked overwatch, but the cinematics were good

[real aspen]

gd&t is a distinct profession?

[copper vapor]

what did I expect from a grey name anyways

my mistake

[real aspen]

nvm seems to be just a cert

[snow tree]

Blizz that is know for writing pretty good lore, writes pretty good lore 🤯

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/discordian-discordia-gif-5095439776680890811

[pliant chasm]

woah woah woah

let's slow down brother

that first part was true like 15 years ago

[timber oxide]

Not our fault grey names are dumb

[oblique belfry]

im telling you man

jeff left the bandwagon in a right time

[copper vapor]

this kinda changed back in starcraft 2 and diablo 3, which are both 15 years old

[oblique belfry]

the moment he saw overwatch 2 he just dipped

[pliant chasm]

who

[snow tree]

So the dude WAS hacking

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1461797081084858458/speranza-animated-cover-pixelframe.gif

[oblique belfry]

Jeff kaplan

[snow tree]

Something chicken.... Blind.... Getting the seed

[oblique belfry]

former lead designer / game director of overwatch

[pliant chasm]

i only know chris metzen

[copper vapor]

I just report everyone who kills me in pvp
the chances of them being hackers are never zero, so it's like playing roulette to get my items back lmao

[pliant chasm]

^salty loser

[copper vapor]

if the report is false nothing happens to me or them so

[oblique belfry]

what if he falsely gets banned tho

[copper vapor]

if it's true, I get my items back and maybe the guy gets banned

[pliant chasm]

abusing report system

[copper vapor]

how is that an abuse

[uneven sapphire]

did yall kill wof?

[copper vapor]

[uneven sapphire]

i was asleep by 11pm

[oblique belfry]

also dont you have like dozens of kits

[pliant chasm]

you literally report someone just because you died bro

[oblique belfry]

yea we will have to kill it with you again

[pliant chasm]

you are abusing it lmao

[copper vapor]

did you read my messages as to why

[copper vapor]

or are you just being salty

[pliant chasm]

yes i did

[oblique belfry]

also maru 1 question

do you leave your pc open when you sleep

[slim magnet]

ye saying blizzard writes good instantly reminds me of tyrael intervening in the first like 20 minutes of diablo 3

[copper vapor]

unfortunately for everyone involved, that's not my problem

[slim magnet]

why does bro do that

how does that move the plot

[uneven sapphire]

yes

[copper vapor]

if their detection system is ass, it's not my fault

[oblique belfry]

why

[uneven sapphire]

why niot

[pliant chasm]

and you say right after

lmao

[copper vapor]

so you're just being salty, ok

[copper vapor]

I mean, is that untrue in any way?

[pliant chasm]

you just said this

you're the salty loser

[copper vapor]

yes, I did.

[oblique belfry]

i guess thats fair

[copper vapor]

Now tell me if that's a lie

[timber oxide]

It is your fault for false reporting

[pliant chasm]

not a lie

you're just a crybaby loser

[noble basin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mfCn1O1zZHI?si=GmDyZNLdwBZDEQPX reminds me of this

[pliant chasm]

i die i report

[copper vapor]

so... the system being flawed is my fault because I reported a guy for suspected cheating.

Got it.

[pliant chasm]

yes lmao

you're abusing it

[timber oxide]

You didn't suspect cheating

You just died

[copper vapor]

if the fight was legit then nothing will happen

[pliant chasm]

oh they never got our ass being pedos not my fault i went to party with big jeffrety

[oblique belfry]

if you thought the guy was cheating sure

[snow tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/popcorn-hyped

[oblique belfry]

but dying from a normal fight then spamming report ?

[untold spear]

that's quite literally how bullying works in basically every country

[copper vapor]

I don't spam report

[pliant chasm]

bro is doing politician meta

[oblique belfry]

what i mean is whenever you die

[copper vapor]

you're crashing out over something that doesn't even affect you

[pliant chasm]

im not crashing out

[copper vapor]

and making insane analogies lmao

[pliant chasm]

you're a salty loser who refuses to give it up

[arctic flicker]

https://arcraiders.com/news/second-expedition-rewards-and-requirements

[oblique belfry]

??

[pliant chasm]

insane but true

[copper vapor]

surely me reporting ppl in arc is the same as an epstein island enjoyer

[pliant chasm]

never said it is

[oblique belfry]

he just said he reports when he dies and moves on

[pliant chasm]

that's why it's called an anolagy

[oblique belfry]

there is barely anything to give it up

[pliant chasm]

but cling to that i guess

[copper vapor]

lmao

[snow tree]

[copper vapor]

skippity skip for 2 weeks

[pliant chasm]

inb4 reported to discord cause salty again

[verbal gate]

who in the world still plays pixel gun 3d?

[oblique belfry]

buh

[arctic flicker]

At least its not too bad this time

[copper vapor]

lmao I was half expecting the requirement to be higher since we got 2 months to farm

[carmine laurel]

400k discount

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

"cling to that I guess"

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1247860225047007297/1434031770118131853/127234_-_SoyBooru.gif

[oblique belfry]

ah

2nd rewards

for those that will expo 2nd time

[arctic flicker]

wonder how they're gonna evolve the patchwork outfit

inb4 its just a color scheme lol

[copper vapor]

more patches?

[oblique belfry]

wonder what the toggles are

[copper vapor]

patches!

[arctic flicker]

belt 1 and armor pad 1

the real reward is another hat for scrappy

[noble basin]

More work

[arctic flicker]

and the inevitable fight for the mushrooms at spaceport

[copper vapor]

that, too.

more patch, more work

https://klipy.com/gifs/peon-wood-cutting-warcraft3

more work?

off I go then

oh wait these are peons

[oblique belfry]

what a name

[arctic flicker]

bogos binted?

[oblique belfry]

👽

[arctic flicker]

I gotta earn a bit more for expedition

[oblique belfry]

lmao

[pliant chasm]

wtf is this

[oblique belfry]

schizo

[arctic flicker]

useless brain memory

[timber oxide]

Hey, just wondering if you got your photos printed?

[copper vapor]

lmao I search 'peasant' in klipy and it shows EVERYTHING EXCEPT the human worker

[pliant chasm]

6.....

[noble basin]

Wait till you get to far harbor

[verbal gate]

quick question, you like block games?

[copper vapor]

who doesn't

@oblique belfry it's joever

extra skill points aren't infinitely stackable

[oblique belfry]

bruh

[copper vapor]

glorpshit game

gonna report embark

[oblique belfry]

then again how many skills are there

[copper vapor]

get a refund for a game I received as a gift and have 300h in

[copper vapor]

a lot. you'd need more than 50 "extra skill points" to get everything

so... over 10 consecutive expeditions

(if they all stacked ofc)

[oblique belfry]

hmm

[copper vapor]

a lot of those skills have 5 ranks

so one expedition

you get this node

[oblique belfry]

yea

[copper vapor]

and there's still all the rest

[oblique belfry]

lemme see rq

157

to open every single skill with max ranks

you need 157 skill points in total

@copper vapor

[copper vapor]

max level is 75, so 75 skill points at the base
77 more skill points from 'extra' sources

[copper vapor]

so at least 16 expeditions

if they all stacked

[oblique belfry]

yeah my bet is on max 3

best case scenario 5

[copper vapor]

3 might be the sweet spot

5 is a bit too much, we don't know if the game is gonna last that long.

[oblique belfry]

yea

[copper vapor]

didn't they already announce a pve mode? Game is at the start of its downhill path

[oblique belfry]

they did ?

[copper vapor]

uh

someone here said they did

[sour rivet]

doge you were there when it was posted

[oblique belfry]

oh you mean sturm's twitter

brother i even posted the ""offically not"" part

to him

[copper vapor]

yea lmao no

[oblique belfry]

see ?

[oblique belfry]

N O T

reading comprehension as usual from twitter people

smh

[copper vapor]

I actually would play a pve mode, wouldn't have to look behind my shoulder every 5 secs

wouldn't have to report anyone either

[oblique belfry]

real

[oblique belfry]

hmmm

[copper vapor]

but it'd create a bunch of problems on its own

first the obvious: segregate the playerbase

[sour rivet]

found the tribunal

[oblique belfry]

to be honest it would solve the issue of crybabies from both sides

[copper vapor]

then the need for some kind of limitation on pve mode because if it's outright the same thing as the regular mode, with no penalty or limitation, there'd be no reason to play standard mode

I think they could implement a pve mode on a cooldown system like scav runs in tarkov

since free loadout has no cooldown

they could do that

but

it ain't happening anytime soon anyways

[noble basin]

"Muh immersion" in a fantasy game

[copper vapor]

oh that's still pretty good.

[copper vapor]

I mean... fantasy and sci-fi can be immersive if done right

even third person games

[noble basin]

But i dont see how dwemer would brake the immersion

[sour rivet]

because they can stop time thats how they brake it

[copper vapor]

they don't, bro is just whining

[sour rivet]

even without clown awarding points
they still ragebait for the love of the game

[copper vapor]

one of the most important mainstays in TES lore
"muh immershun pls remov"

[noble basin]

I dont like dwemer ruins as much as the next person but dwemer themselve i think are pretty cool

[copper vapor]

if I find that person in arc raiders I'm gonna report them

reason: other
text field "is a little bitch"

[copper vapor]

oh crap I just remembered I need to spam stella artois

I suddenly don't wanna play anymore

also my lunch break is almost over anyway

[noble basin]

Remove dragons and kajit next

[copper vapor]

back to nioh

[arctic flicker]

spawn in, 18 min left, sleep

[copper vapor]

yeeeeeeeeeea.

There should be a fuckin toggle just like the squad auto-fill and the solo vs squads

[noble basin]

Remove TES from TES

[copper vapor]

"allow late spawn"

problem solved

(no one would check that box, ever)

[sour rivet]

make free loadouters late spawners

[copper vapor]

birb I feel so bad for the fact that nioh 3 runs badly over there

I really fuckin wanted you to finish the demo

it peam

[sour rivet]

i mean i can try to lower the graphics to see if that changes anyhting

[copper vapor]

thought you had already tried that after I sent you those screenshots

[sour rivet]

nuh

hitman and helldiver took me

[copper vapor]

understandable and based

[arctic flicker]

Alright time to see if this got any better from the demo

[copper vapor]

more peak

(I never played it but I saw a trailer and it looked peak so I declare it peka)

peka.

I will not edit.

[sour rivet]

i dont want to steam leave me alone

[copper vapor]

after DD2 and MHWilds I don't think I'll even look at a capcom game at release anymore

unless they change the engine

or it's street fighter

[sour rivet]

the price tag and denuvo are whats stopping me

dd2 and mhwilds were gifted to me

[copper vapor]

blessed

[sour rivet]

blessed indeed

(samantha mhwilds cost you 100aud why did you do this )

[copper vapor]

friendships > money

[sour rivet]

-# quick edit because she didnt give me dragons dogma

[thick plover]

Theory: the games have been so shit because tim sweeney is spending all the money he can to fund that lawcase against steam being a monopoly

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

Ah yes, MHWilds, the game in which I couldn't have proper fun because it ran like dogshit and the overall presentation didn't fit the requirements

[copper vapor]

nah it's a fact that most EGS giveaways are awful.

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-6420351794930725971

[sour rivet]

3rd performance patch next week

[copper vapor]

we might get a decent game once every 2 months. Maybe.

[thick plover]

I know

[timber oxide]

Doesn't matter, I'm done with this game

[thick plover]

when I was in highschool I was so broke I was using epic games

because the free games

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

I started paying attention to EGS giveaways when they gave out Subnautica, which was one of the first games they offered

and I gotta say

[carmine laurel]

[copper vapor]

I would've never played such a peak game if it weren't for the giveaway

[sour rivet]

👀

[timber oxide]

Like, it's absolutely disgusting that MHWilds looks much worse than MHRise on my laptop and has less than quarter of the performance of Rise

I'm not counting my desktop cause that thing can run anything

[pliant chasm]

rare steam forum W

[sour rivet]

rare?

[copper vapor]

crap the demo crashed

[pliant chasm]

yes rare

that place is usually pure retardium

i guess there are accidenal Ws

[sour rivet]

how is this a w tho

its the same bait as all the others

[pliant chasm]

i thought it was sarcasm

[copper vapor]

sarcasmium

[sour rivet]

potassium

[copper vapor]

K

[celest plank]

I forgot that skyrim has a shit art direction

[pliant chasm]

pours water

[pliant chasm]

i liked how it looked

only issue ig were the faces but they aren't horrible

[celest plank]

Its alright

Like its not about the graphics

But about the overall artstyle

[pliant chasm]

music carried skyrim lowk

[pallid sapphire]

Hey my favourite Arc Griefer

[celest plank]

It seems bland

[sour rivet]

blackreach:

[celest plank]

It reminds me of everything and nothing

[pliant chasm]

i like how skyrim looked better than oblivion

is that a hot take

[pliant chasm]

hello

[verbal gate]

sharing this screenshot gives me shame

[pliant chasm]

tbf i barely played oblivion so maybe im biased

[sour rivet]

oblivion has a high fantasy-like artsyle
skyrim has a slightly dark fantasy-like artstyle

morrowind is drugs

[copper vapor]

oblivion is more colorful and the characters look like clay models

[pliant chasm]

oblivion had the "devs discovered bloom in 2008" thing

[verbal gate]

1 stack of skooma good sir

[arctic flicker]

skooma gameplay

[proven tundra]

https://www.vintagestory.at/blog.html/news/1220-pre1-fishing-mechanisms-metalworking-and-more-r431/

Fische

[pliant chasm]

maybe i'll play morrowind when i make it to 50yo

or that skyrim project gets finished when im at 70

[proven tundra]

I tried playing it again last year

Not worth

[pliant chasm]

damn

[proven tundra]

I remember when the world felt absolutely massive

[sour rivet]

why is this taking so long to load

[pliant chasm]

start betting
tes6 or skywind/skyblivion/f4nv release first

[proven tundra]

Oh good it wasn't just me lol

[sour rivet]

skyblivion

its getting closer

[proven tundra]

Probably because 100000 people broke the site

[timber oxide]

I hope Bethesda dies first

[sour rivet]

https://skyblivion.com/

[proven tundra]

[pliant chasm]

secret ending

[sour rivet]

also

wasnt f4nv cancelled

[pliant chasm]

delayed to 2026
so it is closer

[pliant chasm]

no
you already asked this

dementia

[sour rivet]

when

[pliant chasm]

sometime ago

[timber oxide]

I call it dementia
Rhymes with Grug

[sour rivet]

i call it

grug

[timber oxide]

I call

Grug

[sour rivet]

grug

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

my beloved orc oc

who has never been the same since the dwarf incident

[pliant chasm]

@sour rivet they released this mod late november

[teal spade]

@marsh cargo @hollow hollow @pallid sapphire @slim blaze

[pliant chasm]

speaking of orcs where is maghar

did he leave

[teal spade]

*Orks you shit coloured swine

[pliant chasm]

yea yea whatever

waghhh or something

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/calm-down-chill-3

[pliant chasm]

@gilded thicket are you alive

cereal man was dripped out of his mind

[proven tundra]

https://youtu.be/_TYx9iNvk9E?si=ijQxYxbax-FV_FU0

BAKI

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple this is the first time im actually taking a closer look at them holy shit they are ugly

[uneven sapphire]

[proven tundra]

[pliant chasm]

the bodies look fine but that face

[arctic flicker]

Menace being menacing

[real aspen]

baby faces lol

[copper vapor]

"Mr. Who" is an excellent callsign

[pallid sapphire]

[copper vapor]

[verbal gate]

this looks like those Warhammer minis posts that are "thin your paints"

[copper vapor]

LMAO YES

[sour rivet]

but for why

[verbal gate]

faces look awful lmao

DEFECATING?

[pliant chasm]

you can see the reaction in real time

[copper vapor]

jessica nigri has caused irreversible damage to tourism in japan

[arctic flicker]

ngl its the probable stereotypical tourists who're doing that

[verbal gate]

folks really do seem to think that just because you paid for the trip, means its a theme park and you can do anything you want there

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[verbal gate]

but still, defecating??

[pliant chasm]

there is no gif of doakes looking at doakes

[copper vapor]

btw the only reason I remember her name is precisely because of the incident where she was in a japanese shrine/temple/thing and was being disrespectful

back in 2010 I would've remembered her name for other reasons 👀

[verbal gate]

[copper vapor]

(an incredibly kick-ass Moxxi cosplay)

[pliant chasm]

2 reasons

[copper vapor]

yeah

2 big reasons

[sour rivet]

place your bets

[pliant chasm]

lemme check know

haven't looked in years

[sour rivet]

far cry 3 or 2 as the #1

[pliant chasm]

6 worst 3/4 best

[copper vapor]

2 as #1 is unlikely

[verbal gate]

6 worst

[pliant chasm]

inb4 chad blood dragon first

[copper vapor]

I wonder if that video talks about the Xbox version of the original far cry

[verbal gate]

they'll put 4 in there as the best since its most often folks' entry into the series

[sour rivet]

the one wit the powers?

instinct

thats what it was called
i rember!

[copper vapor]

dunno if it had powers, never played it. but yeah that one.

[pliant chasm]

there was 2 of them

[copper vapor]

it came out in a time when I thought first person shooters on consoles was the stupidest idea ever and refused to play any

[pliant chasm]

so 3 fc1 total

[copper vapor]

omfg this guy keeps going with the clickbait

I ALREADY CLICKED DO NOT RECOMMEND CHANNEL, YOUTUBE

STOP SHOWING ME THIS.

also who the fuck puts a suppressor on a bettina

[arctic flicker]

Alright time to play Menace

[copper vapor]

[arctic flicker]

If only there was a loudener for the torrente, I wanna scare people

[copper vapor]

the compensator is kind of a loudener

[timid hollow]

3

[copper vapor]

it makes an 'extra' sound effect when shooting

[timid hollow]

one on xbox, one on xbox 360 and another shitshow on wii

[pliant chasm]

wii ????

[timid hollow]

but the 360 one was just kinda a remake of the normal xbox one but with more content

[timid hollow]

far cry vengeance

RULES OF NATURE

[pliant chasm]

maybe that's the one i was thinking about

when i said 2

[timid hollow]

xbox was predator

and 360 predator evolution

or something like that

[pliant chasm]

so technically on fc2 didn't have an offspin

[left mantle]

"Oh wow an incorrect opinion"
Scrolls down

[copper vapor]

Far Cry Instincts, like birb mentioned

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

huh, surprisingly realistic

[copper vapor]

also did you notice the bettina on the thumbnail has a silencer II

[left mantle]

I did

Absolutely deranged behavior

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

indeed

[timid hollow]

akshually

its instincts predator

[copper vapor]

but the extra sound is like a ping effect

[real aspen]

eh at least they tried

[copper vapor]

it's both, apparently

we're getting lost in the far cry console spinoff rabbit hole

[copper vapor]

will try to record later

[timid hollow]

ye predator is the 360 version

[real aspen]

i most likely wont be able to hear it so dont bother

[copper vapor]

I will bother

[real aspen]

damn

that's my oomfie

[timid hollow]

i got lost in it like three times already, thats why i knew the wii games

i also tried every cod on wii

not good.

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cant-read-2

[real aspen]

actually i might be able to hear it, if it's a high pitch noise

[verbal gate]

is it sad that I look at the graphics and think mobile game?

[copper vapor]

only shooter game I played on wii was RE4. It was surprisingly not too bad.

[real aspen]

my high-pitched hearing is about 60% better than average person's

[timid hollow]

yes

if any mobile shooter would be able to give you the same vibe like 2000s shooters i would probably lay a lot more in bed and play them

[sour rivet]

@copper vapor @pliant chasm it was far cry 2

[copper vapor]

[pliant chasm]

damn

[copper vapor]

rare youtuber W

[timid hollow]

[sour rivet]

2 was 3

3 was 5

[timid hollow]

i like 3 more

[pliant chasm]

did he mention the offspins

[timid hollow]

but 2 is cool

[sour rivet]

4 was 4

[pliant chasm]

floor is floor

[timid hollow]

i would put 4 above 5 personally

[copper vapor]

I'd place 4 above 3 but eh

[sour rivet]

5 is primal

[pliant chasm]

i would place 4 after 6

hated it

[copper vapor]

was 6 the last one?

[pliant chasm]

yea

[timid hollow]

pagan was awesome

[pliant chasm]

only good part

[copper vapor]

last one I mean the last place in the ranking

[pliant chasm]

rest suck ass

[sour rivet]

new dawn

[timid hollow]

not vaas awesome but yeah

[pliant chasm]

it wanted to be fc3 but shit

[sour rivet]

then far cry 1

then 6

[copper vapor]

tough competition... new dawn vs 6

[timid hollow]

i think it was okay

they just wanted to do the thing where you feel bad because the apparent goodside is batshit insane as well

[timber oxide]

Are we ranking far cry?

Again?

[timid hollow]

and it felt so forced

[sour rivet]

i liked new dawn

[timid hollow]

i play new dawn with friend atm in coop

[timber oxide]

New Dawn is ok

[timid hollow]

is fun

[pliant chasm]

from 2 onwards the shops were getting progressively worse

[sour rivet]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[timid hollow]

villains poopoo tho

[copper vapor]

birb watched a youtuber ranking the fc games and is just telling us what the guy ranked them at

[sour rivet]

oh yeah

[timber oxide]

FC2 is obv the best

[sour rivet]

blood dragon isnt in the video

[copper vapor]

the fuck

[sour rivet]

he said in a pinned message he would have put it right behind far cry 3

[timber oxide]

FC4 is 2nd
FC5 is 3rd

[copper vapor]

zamn

[timber oxide]

FC3 is overrated

FC6 doesn't exist

[pallid sapphire]

Fat Cry

[timber oxide]

And 1 is just special and outside of ranking

[verbal gate]

@timid hollow I'm back in the homeland

[pallid sapphire]

1 has a german made movie

[timber oxide]

Which sucks

[pallid sapphire]

Yep

Til Schweiger is a cuck

[pliant chasm]

fc3 overrated when placing 4 at 2

[timber oxide]

Because 4 is just a better 3

[pliant chasm]

ragebait

it's a shittier one

[copper vapor]

Uwe Boll
on the other hand
Udo Kier

[timber oxide]

Better

[sour rivet]

oh yeah

the far cry movie was in the list

[pallid sapphire]

iirc Udo Kier died last year ?

[pliant chasm]

the what movie

[copper vapor]

yes

[pallid sapphire]

He was a good Yuri

[sour rivet]

as a dishonorable mention

[pliant chasm]

hold on what movie

since when

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-yuri-obey-me-yuri-faction-propaganda-gif-13078028678138285640

[copper vapor]

I do have one burning question about uwe boll

[sour rivet]

uwe boll movie

[pliant chasm]

YESSIR

CRAP MEISTER WWWWWWWW

[copper vapor]

HOW THE FUCK is he even able to continue making movies when he only releases dogshit after dogshit

[sour rivet]

so bad its good?

[pliant chasm]

he is a genuis

[timber oxide]

No Birb

No

[teal spade]

wanted to post a rection gif

[pallid sapphire]

cause its like Steven Seagull

[teal spade]

[sour rivet]

yes

[pallid sapphire]

Theres a market for it

[copper vapor]

try "yuri cnc"

https://klipy.com/gifs/yuri-red-alert-2

[timber oxide]

No, not at all

[teal spade]

Yuri cbt?

[inner perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

[pliant chasm]

what did you expect
looks up gei porn gets gei porn

speaking of yuri

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-j-jeffrey-sigma-gif-405083941180536765

[pallid sapphire]

but im honest when i tell him his stuff is shit

[copper vapor]

I think Uwe Boll would feel right at home in this chat lmao

[pallid sapphire]

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

German Energy

[copper vapor]

so fvckin zased

[sour rivet]

im gonna go kill sean bean now

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/klaus-kinski-chaos-stunk-aggressiv-finger-gif-12119954

[sour rivet]

this mf wont stay dead

[copper vapor]

for england, james?

DAMN

IF HE SAYS THAT

TO 47

[sour rivet]

i never done his elusive target so idk

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/hcpBL1t_ptk?si=63NFxXuCOWwbJVMq

[copper vapor]

he probably won't because 47 is american iirc

[sour rivet]

ehh

he has the dna of several ethnics

[copper vapor]

that just cropped up in my head because burnwood has a bri ish accent

I'd let her burn my wood

[sour rivet]

shes so pretty

[copper vapor]

yes

[sour rivet]

jane perry is also very pretty

[copper vapor]

classy and elegant

[copper vapor]

is that the VA or the IRL basis for her game model?

[sour rivet]

va

[copper vapor]

oh my

[sullen stag]

white woman jumpscare

maybe warn us next time buddy

[sour rivet]

we got the fit

[sullen stag]

youre gonna flub the mission within 5 minutes

[sour rivet]

she and david jsut straight up look like diana and 47 respectfully

[copper vapor]

I think right side is actually jane perry

[sour rivet]

dude i got silent assassin on several elusive targets

for this suit

[uneven sapphire]

she kinda cute

[copper vapor]

it's that army psy-op girl

[uneven sapphire]

NO

WHy the french guy

anyways

[snow tree]

[copper vapor]

yea that sucks

[sour rivet]

oof

thas gonna be hard

[copper vapor]

time to start breaching barons and couriers and probes for that resin

magnetic accelerator can be crafted

[sour rivet]

uhm

ioi i think you fucked up the description

[copper vapor]

congrats you broke the game

[sour rivet]

and the name

[sour rivet]

im so good at hitman

do not look at my win/lost ratio on freelancer

[sullen stag]

good luck soldier

[pliant chasm]

[snow tree]

Just run stella and loot shredders

[sour rivet]

hell eahg

[nocturne aurora]

Beltfed GL goes tump tump tump

[copper vapor]

that, too

[sullen stag]

i got to use it from someone that called it in the other day

i love that you can change the firerate

[nocturne aurora]

but the Panzerfaust is awsome

[sullen stag]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-6-gta-grand-theft-auto-car-chase-explosion-gif-10837026296510837268

[nocturne aurora]

EAT but more boom

i sweat EAT the big EAT an Recoiless Rifel and an LMG Sentry

[sullen stag]

the leveller?

that shit is insane

[nocturne aurora]

the leveller looks like an Panzerfaust 40 iirc

[sullen stag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO30wSm8P7U

[copper vapor]

I googled "hd2 leveller" and all I get are leveling guides

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[sullen stag]

"we give our life for the emperor"

tuff

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/images-warhammer-pdXittpi48UzC

still i am playing the AT in the Team

god i hate Tanks Hulks and heavy Armor

[gilded thicket]

Debatable

[pliant chasm]

how you doin

[gilded thicket]

Terrible

[pliant chasm]

damn

[copper vapor]

[timid hollow]

@thick plover

[pliant chasm]

at least we're all are

at least you're still alive

[gilded thicket]

Idk how long I intend to be

[nocturne aurora]

mark your position when your getting pinned and you see the Orbital / rocket support incomming or im running acros the map for your bunker

[pliant chasm]

just hang in there

[nocturne aurora]

or i stim the fuck out of you so you dont die while on the AT platform

united we stand

[gilded thicket]

I don't have much of a grip left

[pliant chasm]

use the other hand while the other one rests

take a break

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/allmight-bnha-1

its been 3000 years

[green granite]

Goon Pyrson

Goon

[teal spade]

me

a Rek'Sai player

[oblique belfry]

one day

[teal spade]

sad part is it's 90% gonna be ass

anyway

@oblique belfry

this is surprisingly fun

[frank hearth]

the addiction is returning

[static axle]

[verbal gate]

||watched the Fallout show finale, turns out Independent Vegas is canon?||

[static axle]

[timid hollow]

i dont get it

didnt they say its a parralel universe

[verbal gate]

||Victor managed to take out Yes Man while he's getting the personality upgrade he was talking about in the final battle of Hoover Dam||

[static axle]

The fuck is independent vegas

[timid hollow]

||i have no idea that is my first run im doing||

[verbal gate]

anyhoo, the factory must expand

[timber oxide]

Bro I wasn't even here for the past hour or so

[timid hollow]

[timber oxide]

Go fuck yourself

[verbal gate]

is it time to make one in a shed somewhere?

[left mantle]

No.

[zealous depot]

I will be joining the menace squad tonight

[static axle]

No you wont

Youll dip again

[zealous depot]

Its single-player so can't happen

[static axle]

Sure

[pallid sapphire]

🤢

[pallid sapphire]

everyone admitting Germany makes the best Strategy Games

[zealous depot]

I'm not saying its true

But its true

[pallid sapphire]

I hope DoW4 gets good

cause that will prove indeed we do even make good RTS

[arctic flicker]

Its knock off doctor freeze

[pliant chasm]

it's like controlling a genre and saying im the best at it

[timid hollow]

I just saw its funded by germany

Is it made by german devs?

[pallid sapphire]

yes

Battlebrothers devs

also Germans

[timid hollow]

I didnt knew they were german, thats cool

We really have a thing for rts games

Or Strategy in general

[zealous depot]

Never played battle brothers

[pallid sapphire]

their from Hamburg

[zealous depot]

But played the demo for menace and it was peak

[timid hollow]

EIN SACK ZWIEBELN

[timid hollow]

Noice

[pliant chasm]

funny name

[timid hollow]

I will play far cry new dawn with friend now and start first mission tonight

Im excited

[pallid sapphire]

you really should

[pallid sapphire]

🤢

[zealous depot]

[pallid sapphire]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/365360/Battle_Brothers/?curator_clanid=33132991

Steam

Battle Brothers

Battle Brothers is a turn based tactical RPG which has you leading a mercenary company in a gritty, low-power, medieval fantasy world. You decide where to go, whom to hire or to fight, what contracts to take and how to train and equip your men in a procedurally generated open world campaign. Do you have what it takes to lead them through bloody…

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

24209

Metacritic

80

[copper vapor]

free to keep on steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3744480/Arabian_Gulf/

Steam

Arabian Gulf

Arabian Gulf is a thrilling survival action game where every second is a test of your skill and courage. Equip your weapons and brace yourself for an unforgettable battle for survival against relentless enemies in a vast, unforgiving desert.

Your journey is fraught with danger, but the goal is clear: fight your way through treacherous landscap…

Price

$1.99

[pallid sapphire]

Not even interested for free

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

I dont know

[copper vapor]

it does look like baby's first unity game

[pallid sapphire]

It looks like it would grab all my data

Or stolen from Gmod

[uneven sapphire]

Got marine armor

[copper vapor]

that is a big gun

40mm nade launcher?

[uneven sapphire]

yes

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm

[oblique belfry]

best client minigame so far btw

and they even said they will update it every 2 patches

[teal spade]

the only client minigame

[oblique belfry]

demons hand was fun too

mini balatro

[teal spade]

DO YOU NOT SEE THE " "?!

[oblique belfry]

i know

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/chair-hit-throw-rigby-gif-17178150

[oblique belfry]

ow

[uneven sapphire]

AT Launcher goes boom

the game is also not that easy as i believed

You need to manage a manpower pool too

[arctic flicker]

no spamming squaddies

[uneven sapphire]

yup

i was like hmm

theres suprisingly little people

and they are expensive too 😭

like 5 for 260

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/umpa-lumpa-oompa-loompa

[oblique belfry]

you wanna kill wof for yourself ?

[thick plover]

gaming

waiting for the day 1 reviews to drop then I'll get it

[uneven sapphire]

maybe

idk

[oblique belfry]

if ya want i can open the server

[uneven sapphire]

eh

its 9pm im gonna go to sleep soon

[oblique belfry]

i mean we can kill it in 5-10 mins

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806714809462161478/1415479272503771266/1.gif

[oblique belfry]

then dip

cuz you need wof loot

[upbeat verge]

Man I love neco arc

[pliant chasm]

draven is still cracked

[upbeat verge]

draven has always been cracked

[oblique belfry]

yep

[upbeat verge]

so long as u have the skill to juggle

[oblique belfry]

1 aa = 200 damage

level 1

[upbeat verge]

but if u miss

he's useless

[pliant chasm]

i was very rusty at first
but everytime i died i had 4k gold

[uneven sapphire]

Paradox just released Surviving mars

what

😭

[oblique belfry]

@uneven sapphire

[upbeat verge]

in theory hes extremely simple but in practice hes all about positioning and carefully juggling the axes

[uneven sapphire]

ehhh

[pliant chasm]

you can manipulate that

[upbeat verge]

wait I'm talking about league

EW NO

[uneven sapphire]

tomorrow is weekend anyways

[pliant chasm]

just move in the direction you want them to be

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/diddy-gif-8961692530157879891

[uneven sapphire]

I'll have time to farm stuff too after

[noble basin]

What have they done to you

[upbeat verge]

tomorrow is friday

[oblique belfry]

aight

[uneven sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skyrim-gif-12158785412394332359

[upbeat verge]

so apparently

in 2020 was when I completed my first skyrim achievement on the legendary edition

[copper vapor]

huh?

the remaster was released 3 months ago

[uneven sapphire]

well

[thick plover]

stinky zarya player

[uneven sapphire]

3 months ago then

same difference

[copper vapor]

people aren't happy with it, apparently.

[frank hearth]

[upbeat verge]

how did I acquire a deadric artifact before bleak falls

WHAT

[uneven sapphire]

lowkey the same game with better textures for 30 bucks

[copper vapor]

as soon as it came out I saw people complaining it still had bugs from the original that were only fixed with mods

[noble basin]

Me getting "own 3 plot of land" before meeting the greybeards

[thick plover]

devs when they make reworks of games and its just

texture pack diff

if you think abt it

if they sold it for 5 bucks it would be a infinite money glitch

[noble basin]

Shaders diff

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

I went to fucking solstheim before the way of the voice ( meeting graybeards)
I completed awakening , completed the college , bought a house
killed the emperor for the DB
AND WENT TO THE FUCKING SOUL CAIRN (shadow realm aka bulgaria) before meeting them

[static axle]

@copper vapor

[copper vapor]

yes?

[upbeat verge]

bro wtf did I Do on that legendary edition save

[copper vapor]

also @oblique belfry forgot to yap about this

it peam
I was struggling with stash while trying to keep 3 stacks of each and every crafting material

[static axle]

I forgot

[copper vapor]

Started selling mats for shit I would never ever craft

[upbeat verge]

well those were in 2020 but that wasn't my first time playing skyrim
I had a small save file before that where I played until lv 10 on my friends pc

[copper vapor]

soon I won't have to worry about it as much

[upbeat verge]

that was a few years before that

[noble basin]

"Soul cairn aka bulgaria"

[static axle]

Oh yeah, hows nioh? It had some perf issues?

[upbeat verge]

it's true I live here

[copper vapor]

I'm having weird crashes here and there but it plays fine here during normal gameplay
during cutscenes it had some framerate dips when I set them to 60fps so I put them back down to 30fps

[upbeat verge]

personally one of my favourite places

despite being kind of empty

it looks amazing

wish they did more with it

[copper vapor]

during gameplay I only get fps dips when there's magic sparks flying all over

thankfully that doesn't happen often

[static axle]

Oh wait its not out yet. Man im not doing 100% on memory no more

[copper vapor]

comes out in about 9 hours

[upbeat verge]

isn't canonically the soul cairn supposed to be the literal shadow realm as its in a plane of oblivion

well one of the shadow realms I guess

[copper vapor]

no idea which timezone is closer to you

[static axle]

I guess dirty poland

Shows 8 hours

[copper vapor]

Finland is 1hr after poland if I'm seeing this right

so 1am ps5, 7am pc

[noble basin]

Yeah one of them, its an oblivion plane inhabited by souls and undead iirc

[static axle]

Well since we have poopysaving it depends if it summer or not

[upbeat verge]

yeah mostly

[static axle]

Cause in the summer im same time as doge.

[upbeat verge]

and allegedly its where the souls trapped inside black soul gems go to

as black soul gems are the only kind able to trap human souls

[noble basin]

I forgor the lore abt black soul gems so you might be right

Which reminds me, the only time i used them was when enchanting wooden swords for the kids

[pliant chasm]

what

[copper vapor]

oh, forgot about that

[upbeat verge]

[sullen stag]

420

[static axle]

I think we +1 cet rn and in summer we cet

@oblique belfry is 21:16 rn?

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

@noble basin

[oblique belfry]

more stash spaces for ducks

[upbeat verge]

well apparently I was right

[oblique belfry]

23:17

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

im 2 hours ahead of u

[static axle]

Am fucking losing it

[copper vapor]

I wish I could find more ducks rn

[static axle]

But werent we same time at 1 point?

[oblique belfry]

before dec 21 ye

[static axle]

Oh yall have time thingie then

[oblique belfry]

not daylight savings

just timezone fuckery

we stopped using daylight savings

since like 2015 ?

idk

[static axle]

Yea but in the summer you go back 1 yeah?

[oblique belfry]

ye

well

we go back according to other countries

we dont do any changes

[static axle]

Ye we go forward i think

Retardation

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

Not that it matters, i havent played nioh and i dont care about it enough to spent 70

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

Daylight savings is retarded

It just makes things inconvenient

[thick plover]

speak your shit lad

[static axle]

not my kind of game, same as ninja gaiden or whatever

[copper vapor]

[pliant chasm]

bro what

the other option was kyle

based league client censoring the shit sister

[static axle]

Its hack and slash

No?

[celest plank]

snowboard tomorrow

my ass is gonna hurt

[upbeat verge]

Shoutout to eating ANTLERS and a hagraven claw in skyrim in order to discover its alchemical effects

unfathomably peak

[upbeat verge]

fuck the yellow one

we choose the goth mommy

[pliant chasm]

i choose both

[halcyon fossil]

fucks sake whoever my landlord contracted to redo the roof fucked it up BAD

so many leaks

[upbeat verge]

nearly dislocated my big toe by stepping incorrectly
@halcyon fossil @pliant chasm

[nocturne aurora]

u stepped on LEGO?

[upbeat verge]

no

[nocturne aurora]

[sullen stag]

they copying halo bruh

[halcyon fossil]

three goddamn separate leaks in my bedroom alone

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

or the doom marine

[sullen stag]

that is not the doom marine bruh

look at the chest plate

[upbeat verge]

and its not GREEN like the armor master chief uses

[sullen stag]

are you per chance retarded

[teal spade]

dam, Halo be stealing from Helldivers

[upbeat verge]

no

[sullen stag]

i saw that

[upbeat verge]

mom had me tested

[upbeat verge]

[teal spade]

GOOGLE IMAGES IS ASS OK

[sullen stag]

imma head butt you

[upbeat verge]

bro is a ram

[teal spade]

with what head?

[sullen stag]

my breaching hammer head

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-23464742

[teal spade]

[sullen stag]

how old are you again?

[teal spade]

dunno, how old are you?