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it charges, but it charges while its on the ground
nah the benoit ones are actually peak
I never remember anything of sustenance coming from them
We always get a lot more information on the technical side of shit happening from him
Since
CTO
And it's always better than hearing the fuckin mission dev lead come on and tell us he knows his missions don't work followed by the like 8th quip about something irrelevant from the others on the show
Mission dev lead
You mean they actually exist?
He exists. He's very....bubbly.
That's the polite way to put it
There is legit only one dev team lead I have even a modicum of respect for atm
FPS team 
God I want the other dev teams to post actual fuckin patch notes like they do
I'm tired of having to go to external sites for numbers on changes to ships and shit
Any meaningful progress will never be found if they don't replace the clown in the star citizen forms council

As long as issue council is around they'll never get some of the most key bugs, it's true
How they haven't realized that issue council is blinding them I have 0 idea
Big time youtubers don't talk about ig
https://youtu.be/ZU4-JuyihrY?si=iQ0k2BbfLulr1tBg so old the fps of the vid is low
Cable is boring and deadpool can't take it anymore
12 YEARS
actualyl 13 this year
Like seriously the whole fuckin freight elevator debacle was something well known in the community before it happened
Only reason they didn't see it is that people never let it get traction by lumping it with unrelated bugs
Nioh
remove the rpg
Did they even fix the bugs for that finally
nioh started like that tho
It's mostly fixed

i wish more games did balancing life league does
no
the only game that i remember finding executes was skyrim
But hey if you want to fast track the delivery portion of the current event you only need to turn in 1 box for the points credit but not the AUEC
what
yes i would like +0.5 armor growth
stuff said by the mentally deranged
might have not expressed myself correctly
I don't have any current intentions of playing star shitizen ngl. Not for awhile 
but stuff like damage based on current HP and lost HP, max hp
games just don't do that
don't know why
i wish more games did conditional crits
and not random chance
dead cells did this perfectly imo
anivia E for instance
yea
even though on backend it's not actually a crit
i'm ok with random chance
and you're just deleted once adcs get full 100% and just right click
i didn't like what fallout 4 did to crits for example
locking them in vats is kinda lame tho
With conditional crits you have to design it so that if you have it the kit has to supplement it to be worth it
but it's definitely a given that crit build were broken in other fallout game
you can still sneak crit, but meh
anivia's conditional crit works because it's tied to 2 strong CC and clear potentials.
You'd need something valuable tied to the conditional
morning chat
morning

"stop doing rpg elements"
cites an rpg element


snuffles the molerat
this is my
number 1 vocal stim
what
driver nephi influenced me to say get fucked
jayraptor mentioned
watch his arma
i just started watching his new vintage story server today
gonna go into terar again
@timber oxide want me to open the server again ?
otherwise imma go sp
cuz i like alt tab pauses
One moment
weird to think fiends could've been a neutral faction
we would be out of generic bad guys to shoot
I mean if you give 'em enough meth they'd do anything for you
ILL TAKE THIIIS
omg arc raiders reference
"hey go harass the legion/ncr for me, here's a buncha drugs the followers have brewed up"

sam my skellies are lvl 30's while im 40 am i cooked
idk how much i should level them
i take it thats a yes ?
Yes
i mean they kinda can be
the ones in vault 3 at least
since the ones outside are kicked out for a reason
idk just do what feels right
i never sided with them so i woudn't know
ty yt
kay
?
im not gonna send it here
💀
why red
what
i have no idea ngl
red
i think it means they are in combat
i checked but noone there
never did anything to me
never bothered to look it up
gey

so basically
i got a cloak from the citadels secret level
it had mp regen and levitation
and i just
put that on whenever i ran out and ran in a circle
I forgot how fuckin massive they were when I searched this
jesus
@oblique belfry


A clip that needs 0 understanding
just from what we see im assuming he called him a fucking idiot or asshole
what
chillet mount 
I FOUND ANOTHER ONE 
sadly i saw one dude literly wearing a shirt with near the same meaning inclunding the Cringe wolf
Yall seen that one video where 5 teenagers tried to beat up another teenager on camera, only for their frontrunner to get mollywhopped and slammed 2 times?

Oh wait lemme check the rules first
Welp, not technically nsfw
Fucking discord mobile keeps resending that shit
i hit sadly Bambi today with 120km/h with my rail sweeper and bambi is now yeah gone
fucking Deers, you step on an dry leaf, nah bro light speed gone. im comming with a fucking train horn on full bast bambi: ok my time to shine
sometimes i wonder if they are realy dumb or if they want to die like a stuntman
climb
exactly like that
what do u even do in that situation
nothing
holy shit
you get to ride the front of a train fuck im jealous
well except for the deersplosion but regardless
you cant do nothing if bambi thinks that its a realy good idea to jump 10m infornt of you at 120km/h, from that speed i need at min 500m to go to 0
bambi goulash is yummy
its just realy loud because of impact
does hitting smth like that at such a speed not cause a buncha damage
depends if the bambi has powerarmor
an bambi eh not realy, an wild Boar is another thing
who's gonna wash bambi off the train
the Washing Station
wild boar versus train and im on the team of wild boar
droon looks kinda sad
had it once fucked over me big time because it ripped off some lines for Compresed Air and and some Electical cabels
hate is rethinking his life choices
this can all be solved by having a massive cannon on the front of the train to dr manhattan boars off the tracks
you wanna be our officer MBO?
assault some enemy assets
etc

send in me
🎲 2
-# 1d2
skill issue
far worse is in iirc Austria an College yeeted an Boar across the small Village Train Station, train was ok and the boar was released from its misery by a hunter 20 min later
thank god it was like 5 am so nearly no Passengers were there
get out
it's just a chill lil guy
12-19 months of school + exams + final exam and your in the Drivers Cab of an 1200-3600 PS monster with the knowlege that YOU are the one that has the power of an Monster
ayy im indian
Rat has a excel for the game 
need moar science
Damn
why do austrians do this 
What if I start a new game

prepared for when my manager asks for performance metrics
I have 3 of them
The current one is what I'm working on
and then I'll stick them in the Past Performance to compare game vs game
"Water is wet."
texas intruments

corporate job ratsujiro
sometimes I crave the certainty of steel information
I took those dang Lean Six Sigma courses through work
we got that shit at my work place
had a stupid belt (not a real one)

I loved making people roll their eyes when I broke out my handbook
You tell them your a blackbelt in sigma 
Are you SURE that's the most efficient way you could be doing that?
Lets collect some metrics
and see if you're meeting your mission goals
I hate metrics
I loved saving people money/time/whatever
and then six months later they just fuck it all up again
A man after my own heart
fuck this black ops zombies ass area

Sir it is 22:27
I'm in the future, watch your head


wtf is going on


why are there no map modifiers
you are not a sigma guy >
why is he literally him
dark lord of the sith ahh
they leaped away from you because you FUCKING STINK!

i love the kind of psyker that will just kill me
isn't that all of them
check yourself
bro can't spread any cheeks so he spreads misinformation instead
smh my head
oil up
checkmate liberal
lmao I unwillingly farmed most of these in advance
@sour rivet what will i play
game deleted my characters and i have to level one till 20 to make robot
purple sweep
zamn
holy shit the server is barney-infested
go fishing
i fished so much that im 🤏 close to making terraspark boots
what not being able to progress does to a mf
like bro
Anyone here took Calculus-Based Mechanical Physic before
i go purple
just like last time
i just want to play robot so i can switch how i like 
but will you go fishing
can you go fishing?
they added fishing
why
i unno
makes sense
ez revenant farming 
does every fucking scripted shit in this game gets bugged
i spent more time looking shit up for bugged stuff
i kno
oi
Tur

i cannot fucking believe
a single lucky clover
got me the item i needed
not only once but TWICE
that i was trying to get for like 30 mins
g fucking g
I MADE FUCKING TERRASPARK BOOTS BEFORE SKELETRON BTW
I AM KILLING SKELETRON TOMORROW @uneven sapphire @rocky turtle WITH OR WITHOUT YOU

I’ll be there too
Wait
You can makes this before Skeletron?
Or Hardmode?
yep
all via fishing
WHICH WHAT IVE BEEN DOING FOR THESE PAST 3 DAYS 
Me, everyday, when I am walking toward Walmart to clock in for works
is that minecraft terar mod
Doge remember to kill Maru and Droon if no skeleton
It’s okay I’ll be on for sure
good

i fished for so long 
got another feral claws btw
Nice
and 1 more lucky person gets to make terraspark

i demand shadow keys 
We gamble
buh bye 
Kk

Ermmmm are rose thorns toxic or what
I kinda went and pulled my hand through a bush yesterday when doing some gardening and now my hand burns all over
one rocket just went oopsie
felt like I did this quest earlier then I was supposed to in my game
I kinda just accidently ended up there
i kinda got flashbacks from my first nv run, seems like i just went over from goodsprings to novac without all the rest
i think after that quest i stopped
Kill all Ghouls
You can do it as soon as you reach the Area 
I wish we could nuke Novac
Touch fluffy tail
How good did you clean the site? Might have an infection or smth
Endfield factory building got me in a chokehold, I'm sitting at lunch thinking about what to expand next
Buy it and eat ice soup for the next week
I need to save money for college
I just spent 7k recently
hopefully my paycheck is gonna be more than I think it is (it ain't)
I would make a joke about sneak deductions, but I don't want to put that kinda evil on you
eh theres always credit card debt
Same bestie
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The tape wheels are obviously yellow
"Black album"
Is he retarded?

Good day off topicians 
I already did
Thats why it bad
And because nioh 3 is 70$
Yes modern games are now overpriced
I hope you get stomach pains that leave you wishing for death
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Ah that's what i'm talking about
Been rolling in bed for 4 hours. I should get up and cook food
LIMBUSK
ping me or dm me when u gonna play
Hughe threat from such a good boy
choose #╟❓general-offtopic message
Hi 
Okay what am I looking at? Is that XCom?
ye
there is high chance u pick class nobody choosed 
Ah yeah the 95% accuracy while I put my gun in someone's eye socket simulator
droon don't have me but I have never played XCOM xD
i fear no 95% miss i fear 100% graze 1 damage
So I don't know what classes are available
pick one
i tell if its reserved
demo man is free yeah 
Hehehehehheheeh

Friendly fire incoming
I'm gonna be exploding excel Sheetz for the entire day
I already feel weak in my knees
bruh
I only saw one stream about it
That's the climbing game right?
The climbing alone looked jank as hell
yeah
i dont think legs are supposed to bend like that 
but the market for climbing games is abysmal so i'll take anything at this point
Oh yea I saw that character literally pop fucking legs and arms from it's sockets several times
Like dear god that must be a mutant xD
And you only need "Tape" to have good grip


looks painful
concept is cool but i think the whole individual limb system is undercooked
which is weird cause that's like, the whole gimmick of the game?
and the fact that you can't hang
my chilean ass reading "date"
dude i've been modding san andreas for the last like full week
and only now i've reached a point where i think the game looks and feels "as i remembered it (plus)"
my question is
how do you remember it
i played the hell out of sa when i was a kid but cant remember anything about it at all
ps2 ambiance, dynamic shadows, and for some reason the camera doing racing game shit
like i know the game didn't have shadows and the camera was static
i played the ps2 version not too long ago
but still it's like, you know, what the rose tinted glasses tell me to do
the only thing i added that deviates from vanilla gameplay is myths maker because modded san andreas is just not complete without bigfoot

bitch no body cares
Pretty sure there actually is a dynamic camera when pressing select a bunch of times while driving.

hows xcom going

!catbomb
Except if I also misremember about SA
lets go
i mean yeah but not in the racing game way
the cinematic camera was a thing in all 3d gtas and gta 4
racing games have this thing where you get increased fov when you go fast
so you feel like you're screaming on the road
san andreas had motion blur on high speeds but that was it
the other 4 3d era gtas had the "speed lines" thing
not quite speed lines
just taillight trails
but not san andreas
for whatever reason
they looked super cool in vice city
Really ? Huh and I was sure of it too.
every copy of san andreas is personalized
Nostalgia is a hard drug
True but hanging on desperately to memory’s of a simpler time at least feels nice 
I am guilty of that
Cope hard that old games/music/movies etc were much better only cause I lived in times I were innocent, unaware of all problems and just simply put - "Happier" than I am today
tbh the only games that have hit me with that have been both nfs undergrounds
like they're still good games
but holy shit they're not games that you want to finish
it's like 1 hour of content and after that it's a cliff drop down to the tartarus
underground wasn't short tho
Most wanted 2005 and Carbon gave us somewhat of a story
underground 2 is like a 9 hour game when played perfectly
gm
hola amigo ivan
Eh .. "story" 
underground 2 isn't long theres just a bunch of completely optional content that u dont have to do

1 short badly written cutscene for every couple races.
At least for most wanted
never played carbon
Hey Ivan
Maybe but nowadays you expect games to last you at least 20 hours
it's still a 6 hour game when played perfectly and avoiding any and all optional content
the later games tried to give them story properly
Oi, cross made for a fantastic antagonist
Like
which is crazy considering the game is basically over after the first hour
yeah it really isn't that long
races aren't that long and u unlock the next islands quickly
Was he?... honestly can´t remember
but underground 2 is still peak
*can´t remember much
but it's a slog after stage 3
hi
gm puto
get to stage 3 and start skipping shit just to play through drags and street x
some urls too because the semipro circuits are fun
ye but you get to stage 3 in less than 1 hour
but like i said still a fun game all things considered
I hated the long ass circuit races
oh true true
the other day i played some online races with a friend
Sprints were my main deal
picked the corolla only once
shit is just too overpowered for online play
it's unmatched
Fucked up in the last of 8 laps ... well gotta restart 
Uguhh
I moved out yesterday please end me
Oh god please don't remind me of that xD
#needforspeed #nfs #needforspeedunderground #nfsunderground #gaming #racinggames #pcgaming #pcgamer #gamer
The rubber banding was awful back then
Like wdym internet costs that much
WDYM GROCERIES BANKRUPT ME
And I got SICK
ye rubberbanding is mental
yo

I always end up with either RX7 or S2000 in Underground 1
fym a 3000gt can catch up with the 3 uniques corolla
Yeah...
In undergroudn 2 ? Miata from start to end
shit's about to start fucking time travelling
corolla without transmission upgrade made me lap some a.i on hard difficulty in U2
and the 3000gt starts zooming right by me
I always loved Miata
pinged droon by accident
Blows up pancakes with mind
ok
Gud :³
STOP YOU RUFFIAN, HOW COULD YOU!!!
u can beat game with stock mazda bro
Sorrgi, accident


Waaaaaa-
ok?

Ivan ivanovich
too early for this shit man

hi keri yes
Hope you will have a great day brother
We need to fit another Ivan into that name

I have white monster I'll do fine
vanyusha
Ivan ivanovich ivanowsky
Perfection
ivanovski is not a thing
John Ivan
Well the Surname works like that here
:<
vanyusha works perfectly
You can have 2 part Surname
VANIA
I'm over here ending my field, I got factories in my field right now
also that one fuckass drag race where you have to time it correctly or get vaporized by the train
Our own pronunciation
In the binary straight 100101 it, and by 011101 I mean, heh... My 1011001
OOHHHHH YEA THAT ONE
Or the race against Tiburons who got 6 gears and you got cars with 5 gears
Fuckers always had that one more gear advantage
I swear I knew a dude called Vanya
I think in Nordic countries it can be used for both guy and girl
Same as Villemo
Used to have me with my sisters hunched over the family pc swapping out trynna find out who's better
I see...

its been a while since youve been here eluna
you remove the mo and you have a guys name
Luna skunking around
True :з
Sknunk noises (chirping, most likely)
I have read some books about Nordic families, Sagas
There was a lot of Names
Silje, Heike, Thorndall, Sol etx
Heike is quite common in germany too :3
puts on gasmask
Why would I spray you? I have a gun
Yea that was a character who was born in Germany and traveled north to his fatherland
A very moving 2 chapters of the entire saga
:o
Woah
Also I'm trying not to slam my head on the table as we speak-
Oh now I remember
The books in the matter were a part of "The legend of the Ice People"
Might give that a read (I won't)
I think my mother bought it years ago when she was young
or add r between e and m you also get a old ass guy name
Daym, so many variables
Well it's a fantasy, novel, romance, and slice of life mix
i mean either you get ville or villermo but im pretty sure latter one aint even used
Follows one Family from Iirc 1400's to modern times
Aha (my ass is gonna forget it)
I am pretty sure it was Villemo
I am literally gonna spam your DMS about it

(jk I won't)
Lemme check hatexi
swedish used villemo as a girl name and we called water goddess vellamo in our folk tales
Uhh unscrews your filter?
SO YOU ARE ABOUT TO GAS ME AAAAAA
Nu I'm just tampering with your equipment!
Oh brb therapies start
Yea the character name was Villemo Kalebsdatter
Might have been changed a bit by the author
To fit her fantasy vibe
Literally wants to murder me

sounds like swedish gibberish to me
Yes, books happens in Norway/Sweden
It's intertwined
It includes the Danish kingdom too
can this cutscene stop shoving her bahongas to the screen every 3 seconds goddamn
Typical game making anime babes and aiming at audience that never seen a woman in their life

Just a theory, change the style to something more cartooney(less gooney) and it would have much less people
Arbalist or overloard
So they have 2 Daddies
You'll be fineeee :3
-# You better hope you do not have Asthma
Well a woman naked and I mean that in the romantic meaning
Also my stomach feels like wet cardboard
Mweh I'm sick again
Actually, I also have the taste of wet cardboard in my mouth
To be fair, with an exception of slightly autism, and a bunch of scars I am perfectly fine
Dont be suprised that you are right
Sounds healthier than me
People are insanely retarded nowadays
And worse is those people think their smart
I am so shocked when I hear how many health issues people have
Like How the fuck are you people alive
I chose New game+ after my last death
Brutal difficulty
Universal healthcare. No joke.
4-5 allergies, 3 disabilities, bunch of irregularities in respiratory or blood systems...
Like holy fuck
And my twink has severe Asthma
I don't have to chase after him when I'm mad, he won't get very far anywa-
Ok that was rude as fuck LMAO
Ok so you drink Mango juice a few times, always get painful blisters on your tongue and then you just remember not to drink Mango juice because of the pain
At least you weren't born as a girl in China

And you HAVE to remember a peanut allergy or you die
True, being born in germany might be my luckiest spawn
nothing of value was lost there tho
that shit sucks
Lmao
It takes thousands of euros a year to keep me functional (on average) but I don't have to go into debt
Be glad you don't live in US
I am
You would have to sell one of your lungs
overlord then 
And probably spleen
The only reason I like peanuts is peanut sauce
If I was in the US I'd become a terrorist (I wouldn't be able to cause harm to anyone because my own body would be soloing me)
BioChem warfare - pick a target who's allergic to peanuts, cover your fist with peanut butter and punch them in the face

BioChem warfare
:3
Awwwww
Well
Remember, chances to be born in Europe were 14%
But hey, at least I could be a texan and have more guns
Oh great now my entire body is sore
azul the other day i went to a friend's bday party and everyone there called me cute for my fit
that's an insane development
I am damgerius :3c
Big W
You might be cute idk
????
The signs point to it
awwww congrats kiddo
There there, lemme put you back in your comfy little bedroll and give you snacks

howd the party go
It was a joke about how I would be mad over no universal healthcare
Omg I had a ferret years ago
woah nate is into larping?
Sounds good.
noted
holy shit nice fit pope
That acted very angy and dangerous, but all I had to do Is pick it up it's neck and put back in his Box filled with toys and snacks
That J.C Swagger
Aww :3
Instant Calm happy noodle
dandy like usual boy's night out shit i went there chasing a blackout to provide content and laugh about it and got that
we laughed about it
okay i see the motion court jester
responsible showmanship
I had a big cardboard box that I have filled with old pasta (like expired one)
didn't get a speck on my fit
oh hi
Bingus loved to jump and rustle in that shit
Hai
look what the cat dragged in
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
shooo
go back to your uh
sesbian lex and stuff

Huhh??? Do I look like I have game-
Skunk and AZu cat fighting
No
Where is my Popcorn

Isn't Azu more of a bunny?
Correct :3
im what ever yall need me to be
u played limbus ? 👀
I have no idea what AZu is supposed to be
teto spoken for

perkin
I never asked
I am currently at Canto 9 (I won't spoiler)
cheeki breeki?
canto 9 fucking sucks
i beat it already 
Kills u wit hammer s
stfu
🔨 🔨 🔨
or i gonna beat yo ass
its objective
like as opposed to 8
its so lack luster
honk mimimimi
u didnt even played
Woah woah Luna is REACHING!!!
Stop that skunk!

i did tho
no u dont
?
why does my man have that Bell fit from hit game Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War 2020 😭
Wait, is that really from the game?
O.O
no this is danganronpa
Mhm look who's laughing now
is it still my oc if i changed plans and wanted to maybe turn the character into maybe a vtuber model maybe for myself
my brother in allah u dont even have that game on steam tf u talking about
where is the line
Oh... Please tell me she does not get squished
it's LC-2 load bearing chest rig used in late vietnam war to 80s .and i just made with random stuff i have.
would zun call the touhous his ocs
or would he call them touhou characters
you feel me
first of all I pkay on phone, second of all
philosophical shit
yes
Id consider both the id and ego an oc anyway
skill issue
thats not even a same mask and vest
LITERALLY

IT'S NEAR IDENTICAL
Lovely lively general
Azu why u so gaey
Try me
I have a towel
im gonna put yo ass in xcom 
and i stole your gun
NOOOO
anything but xcom 2
HEY THAT THING WAS EXPENSIVE
Azu changing gender and taste like underwear daily
I was about say about the "week preference" xD
its phases of the moon
too late 
It's full moon
so same twin
yooo we should sync cycles
Which cycles...
shit would go crazy

Oh no, TO THE SAFETY BUNKER
the urges will fade
Mfker I had full moon blasting in my window this night
Reeee
Why?
Lmao
I heard women's periods sync often-
They do
i-
:3c
It's something about hormones and hive mind
Just now realised?

join my hive mind polycule psy op
actually no i just hate u in particular
Understandable
ummm Chaplan is that in any form or way heretical...?
true faust discord is ass
...is this still jokes or do I actually have to change my behaviour?
BAHAHAHA
he is ragebaiting
calm yo tits
I sees
it would matter if you showed up often enough
Poor Looners
I am not












