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Pyrson
I disown you

guys its a close victory
dont type deadlock into gifs
worst mistake of my life
HELLLP ME OHHH MAW GAWWW
https://fixvx.com/oikakee/status/2017945595814776920 How to apologise: beginer tutorial (easy)
get you a man that will slide across the court and put his whole body on the ground to apologize (unfortunately there's only one yuji nishida in the world and he's already taken)
Cant believe I graduated from spamming Jojo references to project moon references
IS this a demotion or promotion
Yesn't
Side grade
the chinese have ran away by boat through their canal from my siege
Send me in
I'll handle it
Yeah
baller miku

biku
you can speedrun surgeon sim ??
the little chuddling
Last surgery of the day on Fridays:

in VR, even
men with stick breaking down the dyoor
god damn why cant i write normally
like
i take this stupid pretentious super official manner of speech whenever im writing my things
LETS GO MAN
CLASSIC TOTAL WAR SIEGING 101
EQUAL FUCKING LOSSES WHILE I SPENT 90% OF THE BATTLE SPAMMING THE ENEMY WITH SPELLS

THIS SHIT SUCKS ASS
nine mortal ways is fucking hilarious
this is the guy hes "cosplaying" as and acting like a hungry beggar
dudes name in chinese is basically "being hungry"
last time I got a npc impersonating me, it was a woman
and my character has a beard, so... 

"correct" answer should be A since they're constantly lying and swindling
so the correct answer should also be a lie


Shiyon, Hate, and I watching the third group of ragers coming at us: 
every specialist on tertium was in that mission
If it looks like a heretic, club em
the cow might be in danger
gulp
wonder if that actually does anything
am i a real boy yet papa?
you will be one day son
Fallout Power Armor
@oblique belfry 
hit the guy so hard with a power fist
game froze and went to a loading screen 
cow on the mission again
Are they winning
in the mountains eh, thats gonna take a while
3.5 days
rather fast
but she is using the roads
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this is a real man's loadout
hors
what
Sometimes its down

But its never hard forever
aww look who cant say COCK
my life is like a FART
short-lived and it stinks?
my life is a like a wet fart
leavin my stain everywhere
yeag
Does this mean the average woman doesntt have a life
Nan-ni shimasho-ka?
It was with a sobriety taught by many small trials that I acknowledge how your conversation, upon the second hearing, proves less of a love for honesty but of a convenience of unkindness; and it is to my lasting regret that I discern your nature of delight in the abasement of others, a pleasure so delicately veiled beneath the properties of breeding. While I, too observing its working too nearly, feel the keen pain if witnessing such venom wrapped in the semblance of feigned tenderness
What a long way to say "bitch"

Shimmer
!noalife
how gptesque of you
yep
theres a thing i want to send but idk if it will get me killed
somth somth "PoLiTiCaL"
Idk i got that from Instagram
y-yeah
@thick plover what happened to that settig that lets you prioritize laning with party members

some cheeky bugger tried looting a bastion I solo'd
managed to loot all the cells before he got to it
nvm i fouind it
and I ran right the fuck off before he had any funny ideas
lmao
that pve mode is gonna be interesting
how badly will it ruin matchmakin i wonder
July > You lie
what
I am confuse
alright now I just need to do this exact same thing in a 2x map event...
sorry cuppy we're gonna have to put you down 😔
A housefly?
How does house fly?
give it some red bull
this guy wants me to risk life and limb for a TV and some movies
this is after helping him with books and magazines

mbo do you think they will increase arc spawns for the pve?
probably not... otherwise it'd make farming too easy
my assumptions:
reduce overall loot quality
disable major/minor map events
unable to do quests
either or.
@flat violet translate pls
i can do that too
it says
oggi alle



it no workie
just swap
Me when I got hit by healing item of instant doom and death
ayy anotha
I got so much of this throughout ky game
I have to constantly sell them for money
@arctic flicker lets fuggin gooooooooooooooooooooooooo
wtf another

man the hullcracker is great even after the nerf
wonder how much stronger it was before
when do you get your first power armor in fo76?
Nice
1st accessory done 
just found a weird serial killer artist
and when you find his key you find this normal painting
neat random quest
Don't forget the arc synthetic resin when you see it, bit of a bitch to get
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npc told my character to mark this container with "something artful" 

also I witnessed a guy walking around the open areas in spaceport playing a guitar
he saw arc being deployed out in the distance
and went in its direction
balls of steel
later on in the raid came across the same guy, with 3 other people heading to extract

bro i swear every match i did as rem has us lose
goofy ahh matchmaking im gonna switch to doorman and it will put me up with nwe players
play seven

my first match ever was as Seven and he felt like a decent enough character... sounded easy to play, too.
Bro i
How are you supposed to open the
Lift n peel seal
Like I am lifting and peeling
knife
But shit does not work
cost cutting
also i meant use the knife to lift it
i have no nails most of the time so that's how i do it
unbeelievable
🐝
Only the rich leave this mess behind
"Mess" in this case is intended as the place you're in
"Rich" clearly rich people
Schifo (which again is "mess") can also be translated properly as filth
Real and true

@verbal lodge I made it to China
My drug empire expands to another region
Soon every citizen in Wuling will be taking my drugs
Liquid drugs 
bro what the hell is this reply 😭
Something about only the rich being able to leave this place
Falco already beat me to it 
whatchu starin at
why did she hate dragons so much?
because her dad bullied her into it
why is it so small? 🤏
yea you suck doge
Because she was far away and her name was not supposed to show up
since when was ther a pylon for the shimmer
shit when was there one for hell?
not a fan of baseball huh
Hate got this by throwing a rock
same energy as
"OH YOU DONT 🅱️UILD A 🅱️ARN DUMBASS"
bro can you see
i think so
2
ok he can see
bro what 
what is tagilla from escape from tarkov saying
@copper vapor watching someone play primal beast on dota 2
I hope something like that gets added to deadlock it would be so funny 
I know nothing about the new heroes
it is
released after marci
anything after marci, including herself, is unknown to me
I barely even know their names
basically the fella is huge and stomps around and charges at people and then grabs them and smacks them into the ground

holy shit there's actually a lot of new heroes
who tf is this
handsome jack + galio
his face
barber pushed his shit back a million miles
either that or joker
now I can see jonkler
fun fact
handsome jack was inspired by the joker
old testament jack was a nicer guy
such a shame...
Reddit mod
who would win?
A Nurgle's Chaos spawn
or
A big boy with a rock 
ROOOOCK SMAAAAAAAAASH
The first time one of those spawned and you one shot it was amazing
space marines have nothing on rock
Is this Darktide?
yeah

I might buy it 
didnt know how to feel about darktide. now that i can just yeet rocks? i love it
This shit looks fun

i have rocks
beware demigods of chaos
Who’s scarier?
A nurgle abomination army
Or Goliath who learned David’s tricks?
Look at this EVIL ass fight I am going to be in man
Slaneesh is gonna touch my butthole


is that vanilla?
still in pre hardmode or after?

@rocky turtle become alive ya cunt 
we cant do shit rn because we need to kill skeletron
so all i've been doing today was fishing for accessories
rn lava fishing to find lava charm
i'm guessing y'all on expert
master
damn
yeah fair
epic battle 
and after 
run that bitch down
halfway there to getting the golden globe 
yoo they got messages in this bitch?
peak
WWM has some hilarious messages
and ppl can even attach screenshots to them
@carmine laurel @left mantle
its peak
me
the amount of times i had to fuckin snipe specialists with my rock
shiyon's dog and my rock have a race who is the first one to to the furthest enemy
i focking love rocks
based and rock pilled
@oblique belfry 

climb
damn
damn bro you're playing mel?
yuh
playing mel in silver

Remember to listen to every single message you see, they never lie
last funny edit
(me like rock)
You and me both
But you need to fucking INVITE ME TO THESE

Also torb is peak
i didnt know you were alive
Wait when was this?
just now
Ok hold on
past few hours
Ok so yeah im not home rn


Didnt you say smth about monday?
i said sunday or monday
and shiyon asked me to play
Ok, so im asking you if you want to play darktide tomorrow, but at whatever time it is 3 hours ago for you

Its 5:40 rn for me
sure if im not playing anything else
Pm

it 1am for me
Yeah that checks out
Timezones be a bitch
And on saturday or sunday im free all day
If i wake up
west coast represent

It's perfect
that explains it
South America being more eastward than North America is a constant wtf for people
I thought the likes of Florida and NY were exactly to the north of bananaland
yeee lmao
so it's probably 3pm or even 2pm at the west coast
yeah and when you see that la and ny are just 3 hours apart too
local discorder re-discovers time zones.
time zones are fake
stinky
bub got caught lackin'
after purging china land
I have given it back to its rightful owner
and I have been teleported back to the mainland of the empire
now I don't know what to do 
golden order moment ig
a rocketeer just flew over my house
@oblique belfry wanna see what i cooked 
went by 3 guys, all friendly
suddenly bang bang bang, raider flare
no idea who started it 
sure
beef, red onions, beggies spiced up. Eggs. some chilis, and baguette
protein good, keep hungy away
i wasnt called upon for dorktide
you own a steam friends list dont you 
i dont watch it 24/7
we would run out of daytime to play if we had to ask everyone who plays a game if they wanna join 
sorry
forgor you have it

I FORGOT to add some jalapeno mayo for a nice little kick 

glorp
now i wont forgor

Don't forget to fight in the trenches
true
is this lore accurate
that is im gonna kms
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what the fuck is this minuteman doing
there are settlements that need help
i love this guys videos
i like watching them
its like hate's cabin videos
@vital venture btw we missed the havoc deadline i think

I got my dad into his videos
i should get mine into them
sam quick question
He was browsing a lot of short form animal videos so I'm trying to prevent his brain from rotting
this nerd took 3 years to get on
Fellow milo enyojer
he was also saying some alien stuff and now went the opposite way and watched other normal egpyt videos
slow answer
but that's not as funny
oooooookaaaaaayyy soooooo i wass juuuuuuustt wooooooooonmderiiiiiiing
I didn't say it wasn't
and then mix it with something else
on your barony conjurer run did you use any weapons or did you just go all out with summons and traps
just not as funny as custom made shitpost
a cocktail of darktide memes
psyker hasan electrocuting kaya poxhound
Always check a chest frfr

1 div in current phrecia eco
cold is the void
when new patch 
i've gotten a surprising amount of div from random chests
I used that magic mace that talks to you and regens your mana
the what
I did it on night spaceport, lure it to launch towers into the small hallway and use a trailblazer by the entrance, it should one tap it
what that
client minigame
towards the end of the run I enchanted it to +5 and then started swinging it like a madwoman with low mace skills
back up
where you grow your own racist demacian city
Stardew valley League edition
what mace
ye
https://baronygame.fandom.com/wiki/Sharur tung tung Shahur
except very VERY toned down
Even better i can larp as facist new zealand and invade china
very bare bones turn based minigame
tf you mean i dont know barony
i dont know every single weapon in the fuckin game
idort
smh
@copper vapor Also noticed a reoccuring thing on night space port, the leaper by the extract at launch towers keep getting lodged inside the tunnels and self destructs at start of match, check it for potentially free leaper pulse units
@quiet abyss my teammates immediately wiped themselves

Barony is a pain solo 
Barony is a fun game
Thank Christ steam let me refund with 3 hours on game
i died 27 times trying to learn bard
With friends 
And then my friends went yea we dont wanna play this
i could have gotten that ending achievement....
stupid conjurer opness gremgmrgm
human can play as any class so they're good for practice
next time I play I'll be the polymorpher
maybe...
i like playing succubus
also be sure to do secret levels
no.
fresh off the press
The vampire cape that gives levetaion is awesome
it always ends badly when i go in a secret level
the succ
for context
the dragonmail that gives regen is awesome
hmm thinking of a quick activity we can do rn
I wanted to play barony but couldn't get into it
succubus conjurer
i played it with my old friend group before
army
then a few solo runs
then forgot about it
and that was when epic gave it away for fri
1st time
a couple friends didn't like the game and idk I played 3 runs and wasn't having fun 
Ever since playing darktide, come to realize some players are absolute dogass at it lol

how about a little fun game ? 
i will say a random word and you will tell me whatever game that comes up to your mind first
if 2 players say the same game they are both out
if you dont say a game in 5 seconds you are out
last person that aint out wins
also no this aint an event
just to pass time
yep
thats just how it is
even on havoc 20
you still have people with less braincells than the common house fly
https://fixvx.com/charloofers/status/2018080145089679490 Who gave her a fucking AR
I’m so silly this was supposed to have music 😭 here’s the full version >~<
QRT: charloofers
POV: you came for my estrogen stash 🏳️⚧️
could be wrong tho
Translation: im afk farming a drop in terraria and im bored
no
Love that boulder line, so cool
i dont have the game open rn
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I can’t fake it
I can’t sleep
This fantasy
I can’t escape
Clouded mind
Haunted love
I’m doomed to want
Can’t get enough
I can’t fake it
I can’t fake it
Clouded mind
Haunted love
What did you want?
…
have musik then

huh 


smoke
"I got better" ahhh
BJ blazkowicz achievement
how can you even do this
shield
is there like nullify damage type equipment ingame
max blocking
it says without blocking
nuh uh
armour stacking I'd imagine
hm
just wearing as much blessed armoured gear as possible
excuse me the what ?
kill him
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me like deadbolt :>
spoiling ALL the achievements
oh HELL yeah
i like meme filled achievements
Terraria devs showcasing their poorly disguised fetish for boulders in the newest update
oh my god

oh
it's so fucking peak
yeah my ass never 100% this game
2 runs trying to kill leapers
first run, find no leapers
second run witness a mass murder of raider pvp near a spot where a leaper was.
what do i do with greeb o r b
美女アンドロイドの背中をパカッと開けて、中身をイジる。この背徳感、ヤバい。
カクテルじゃなく「体」と「心」を直す、『VA-11 Hall-A』の系譜を感じるサイバーパンク。 指先でダイヤルを回して、彼女たちの深層に潜る感覚は『アルトネリコ』感もある。
ドット絵の書き込みも異常だし、何よりこの機械×少女のフェチを無料で摂取できるのはバグだろ。
D1AL-ogue
you can give it to secret merchant + money for a legendary
or use it in the orb room for buffs fighting baron
the guy in the sewer in the town
naruto run with me
mmmn
same dev as that va1-h4ll4 game or whatever it's spelled?
@rocky turtle @uneven sapphire
weapon 1
@timber oxide
doesn't look like it, looks inspired by it tho
the va-11 hall-a devs are workin on other games rn
n1rv ann-a and parabellum bloodhound
but I didn't shoot no deputy
oh wait that's not how the song goes
who does
lotta people say random shit
React like this
oh yeah no that checks out
he just tagged me and said something completely random


that'd be
only if you carry the weekly 
the normal one maybe, the hard one is fucked
im not doing allat again
fuck. that.
the 10 million hp zoanthrope with the like, -60% ranged damage debuff
fuck you saber interactive
EVEN THE 10X HEADSHOT BOLT SNIPER DOES NOTHING
its fucking miserable
bro im fucking lost

i sent sm2 gif as a joke
because its funny
dt
we are both on dt
but hes actively playing a mission that seems to TAKE 3 FUCKING DECADES
guilliman is gonna be fucking DEAD AGAIN by the time hes done
gorillacan is gonna get killed again if hes not fast
"mom, our weird neighbor is running like an idiot in the parking lot again"

youre cooked
"Sometimes I dream about cheese"
"Okay mum"
"onec this is all over.... im gonna mate."
"could you stop staring at me like that?"

lmao

this clown is like "You must hate gunners"
meanwhile he has sniper curios
as if theyre not the easiest ranged special
just shoot the laser

damn

ez
im gonna get comboed again immediately
a shield would have helped me a lot sparter



mf i got flame naded
how many ya'll playing
and died
you know, the psychic shield
3 but its havoc
cant play it without being level 30, completed campaign, and a maelstrom
but after that, youre good
eww
ogryn called you ass after u left lmao
tell him i think hes a 9 foot tall clown

i dont care
im eating lasagna
can he say that?
no he cant

youre ass
ik
what you playing
tiny room double boss yes indeed
the floor was all gas nades
i got thrown against the wall and peppered with nades 
annoying boss to fight in that room
I got shot by both of them at the same time
I essentially was trying to keep the hoard away while both fought the boss
and then they both died
so that didnt work

Holy shit weather is perfect today

Perfect mix of sunshine and cold wind
and no purple cold front milkers to warm the soul 
sippi late to the party
Leg blown off by landmine: ill walk it off
Fever: 
@sour rivet me tomorrow when I get that fire ass perfect back and forth deadlock game that I win and had fun in
i wonder if fb is same temp again
Where else would I get my memes and ahitposts aside from twitter

@vital venture @marsh cargo so how was the ogryns havoc assignment?
I kinda liked how it didn't tell shit

I like games that drop you in and let you figure shit out for yourself
we died in a tiny room
cause we got the duo boss
i mean yeah, but i literally spent like 15 mins running around in the beginning area
wasnt great
wanna come back to mine? its not as cancerous, trust 
like, the map didn't even have a pointer to tell me where I was
was however funni
well that's the objective
the "main quest" objective was to explore the city and then go to sleep
I looted everything I could loot in the city and became so badly overencumbered that I couldn't move 
yeah but i couldnt find the objectives tho
in the quest log 
there was no journal or nothing unless i was blind af
where
ykw screw it hammer 
there was a character sheet screen, an inventory screen, a status effects (buffs/debuffs) screen and a quest log
Yea I felt like that too
i only saw the inv screen
there's also shortcuts for each of those screens iirc, at least that's the only way I discovered that shit
don't remember now if it was J or L
i didnt find a single bind for those screens other than map and inv
it wasnt cause i pressed all the basic journal etc keys
The crafting screen
unless I install it again 
imma reinstall and check 
chimkin
inb4 hammer just gets you killed

I didnt say it wouldnt 
I sure fucking hope it does
well shit

so it seems
im too used to having a seperate journal etc on j k l etc
bro that random really saved the medpack for when everyone is downed, not when everyone is low health
fucking idiot
but it's also so dumb theres like equipment and crafting quick key and not a fucking quest/journal @copper vapor
yea lol
another game added to the list of many 
but then again if you go to one of those screens you can then just click the questlog tab
lotf is aight
love when darktide just makes shit happen that shouldnt
yea
i think imma grab few cars pics for kreeo

Clown car of maulers, or was it ragers this time?
@oblique belfry guess why we lost
except the fact we all have 10+ deaths
it has to do with itembuilds
no
"Long Fall"
fell maybe 2 feet max
because a captains shield knocked me back
and that fall did 100 hp
so yeah
all im learning is that im somehow super bad at arbites
despite being "Best class™"
id be fine as scum
ammer
ok so hassan dog is kinda just mid
the grenade
the build is solid
its just that you cant aim your hassan dog nade
you just hope the dog is in a horde
which i swear mine never is
assuming you are using the one that makes the dog stay close?
plus when u mark something u are telling it to fuck off
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no its the one that keeps the dog on elites
but apparently telling it to get the little bastards is better
and hes right
since they seem to be more of an issue











