╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

@rocky turtle @uneven sapphire do i do queen bee solo ? or do you want to do that boss together as well ?

[pliant chasm]

red rocket shall be my shag everyone location

[marsh cargo]

Thats typical sweeny tho

[oblique belfry]

asked cuz its an optional boss

[copper vapor]

tim sweeney just hates valve and spits whatever bullshit he wants

[sour rivet]

inb4 epic is secretly behind this sue

[copper vapor]

I think it was epic who sued apple for that thing

[sour rivet]

oh so there is a chance that this lawsuit is also them

[pliant chasm]

something about fortnite mobile

[timid hollow]

steam is the only blabla on SMARTPHONE

[copper vapor]

yup.

[timid hollow]

dude has no idea what he talking about

[copper vapor]

selling mtx on farntut for mobile devices iirc.

[copper vapor]

anyway

[proven tundra]

They sued because apple takes a cut of everything you spend money on that's on the app store

[copper vapor]

the thing with valve is
the average consoomer doesn't give a flying fuck about that 30% cut
they just wanna play and buy games

[proven tundra]

Like 30©

[timid hollow]

same for google

[copper vapor]

or should I say buy and play games...

either way

valve ain't leaving

no amount of shittalking and misinformation will change that

[sour rivet]

the cut is mainly there for the developers

[timid hollow]

the thing is

im pretty sure steam doesnt take a cut when i buy ingame currency in paladins for example

[copper vapor]

only gog has the slightest chance in hell to be a competitor
but most AAA companies won't sell on GOG because of the no drm policy
and gog is more focused on old games, as per their name

[timid hollow]

steam also doesnt get a cut when i buy stuff ingame in guild wars 2

[chrome ginkgo]

WE ARE SORTED

[uneven sapphire]

yes

[timid hollow]

so the whole case he makes is not existing

[oblique belfry]

aight

[copper vapor]

only thing I want from GOG is for them to bring back Universe at War and Black & White

[sour rivet]

i think its only for the game itself?

[pliant chasm]

@oblique belfry

[timid hollow]

yup

[oblique belfry]

that is true

[timid hollow]

and he makes a point about ingame purchases, and that fee doesnt exist

[sour rivet]

anyway they KILLED unreal tournament so his word means nothing

[copper vapor]

they also killed fortnite

[pliant chasm]

i don't even know who taht is and im dying

[copper vapor]

you know

the real fortnite

[celest plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366549699661926470/1466459015935426727/ezgif-233d1cdc2a041dde.gif

[sour rivet]

they took away my save the world (they just stopped updating it )

[oblique belfry]

surely enough space to kill it

[copper vapor]

that's enough for casus belli

epic must die

wait no they must not

I still leech their free games every week

[hexed stag]

Did people stop playing Unreal Tournament or did Epic fuck it up?

[copper vapor]

epic just shut it down

removed it from the store and everything.

[sour rivet]

all of them

[copper vapor]

it probably didn't have many players to begin with but... they just removed the game

I loved just firing it up and playing against bots

just like the good ol' days.

the game was great, too. nice graphics, ran like a dream.

[untold spear]

also, didn't someone say that epic had released a game for free and then it made the purchases on steam skyrocket?

[sour rivet]

blood west

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-plankton-meme-gif-15640350090336605258

bruhhh

[copper vapor]

it was basically an updated UT'99

[copper vapor]

there was one game they offered for free recently that spiked its sales on steam, yeah

don't remember what game it was.

but it was recent. this month, even.

[sour rivet]

BLOOD WEST

[untold spear]

lmao bub got ignored

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/dooly-gif-19284362

[oblique belfry]

holy shit wait a minute

[static axle]

Im pretty sure any ingame currency or item purchases via steam wallet have a fee that steam takes

[oblique belfry]

friendly boulder next to queen bee ?

[left mantle]

Damn.

[copper vapor]

I'll be honest tho if it weren't for epic giveaways I would never have played some peam games like Subnautica

[left mantle]

Also hit rank 5 with the ostron

[untold spear]

they didn't give it for free out of sheer goodwill though

[uneven sapphire]

fuhhh

[copper vapor]

I really don't care about "why" they or any other store like Steam or GOG give away games for free. I just take them and play them.

also don't care much about people's complaints on how EGS sucks as a platform

I get game. I click install, it installs.

I click play, the game starts.

It does its job.

[copper vapor]

if a gaming platform lets me play games, I don't care about anything else that it does or doesn't or should or shouldn't do

only thing Steam has as an objective advantage is their NFTs trading cards that I can sell to get back some of the money to buy more games

[static axle]

But that policy is negotiable i think. For example warframe sells plat at the same price on their site versus steam so i think they are exempt.

[sour rivet]

and better download speed

[timid hollow]

its just that epic is pain n low spec

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

takes up 3gigs of ram sometimes

[oblique belfry]

dude im so used to calamity cbt

[copper vapor]

I do not have that issue

[oblique belfry]

that these are so easy

[copper vapor]

it downloads at the same speed as Steam does for me.

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

not for me

[copper vapor]

GOG Galaxy downloads slower than Steam/Epic

[sour rivet]

shit slows to a crawl for even the smallest updates

[carmine laurel]

epic has the exact same download as steam for me

[oblique belfry]

i have the same issue as birb

[copper vapor]

and the EA app (formerly called Origin) downloads even faster than Steam/EGS do on my end, for some reason.

[oblique belfry]

epic games launcher is ASS for downloading

[copper vapor]

Uplay also downloads at the same speed as steam and epic

[oblique belfry]

10 gb update in steam would take max 2-3 mins
but on epic games it takes 20 minutes

[copper vapor]

(yes, I use them. Fuck you.)

[static axle]

Only shit that used to have SHIT download speed was origin

[snow tree]

Of course Steam has better dl

[copper vapor]

I have no idea why but Origin downloads at 120 MB/s here, while Steam/EGS/Uplay fluctuate between 90 and 100

[cobalt cypress]

Man Epic games launcher is so fucking ass my partner was downloading fortnite and it was at like 5mb/s yet somehow hogged my entire home's bandwidth

[static axle]

I dunno what the fuck they coded into origin but man was it slow occasionally

[carmine laurel]

inb4 never changed epics settings

[cobalt cypress]

Couldn't use anything else on wifi

[oblique belfry]

i tried everything

[copper vapor]

[snow tree]

It's actually p2p network and they try to connect you to closest servers so you get good connection

[oblique belfry]

limiting download speed then unlimiting

verifying epic games launcher

did some file fuckery

[sour rivet]

i hate how it just lies sometimes

[oblique belfry]

still the same problem

[sour rivet]

UPDATE FINISHES IN 20 SECONDS

and it just slows

and keeps going up

[oblique belfry]

ye

[snow tree]

Btw if you have good connection Steam can make your router soft reset

[sour rivet]

and up

AND ITS STILL GOING UP

[copper vapor]

wait, what

[sour rivet]

IT SAID 20 SECONDS FOR A 1GB UPDATE

ITS AT 43 NOW

[static axle]

Real cant give a fuck about the launcher. And people glaze steam too much

[copper vapor]

facts

[oblique belfry]

love how when updating fortnite it said 6.42/6.42 but after few seconds it went up to 6.43/6.43

[snow tree]

Some routers have throttling and then safeguard soft reset if your connection gets suddenly maxed out

[cobalt cypress]

It's just thinking

[sour rivet]

2 minutes

[snow tree]

And Steam if possible will use 100% of connection if nothing else hogs it and you set unlimited

[oblique belfry]

like its downloading imaginary files now

[copper vapor]

I also laugh out loud irl whenever I see some retard doing the "no steam, no buy" copypaste

[oblique belfry]

no steam no buy

[copper vapor]

wtf

[real aspen]

i love adding unnecessary detail to shit

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

i like having my games in one launcher

[static axle]

Bitch you dont even have money

[carmine laurel]

you cant buy, so this is a blank statement

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

LMAO

[snow tree]

inb4 birb is updating on HDD

[sour rivet]

im not

[oblique belfry]

i will not be ABLE to even when i have money anyways

[copper vapor]

doge just got wombo combo'd

[carmine laurel]

cool so you only like steam cause it was the first one you got c:

[proven tundra]

No steam no buy
Unless it's starsector
Or vintage story
Etc

[oblique belfry]

with the new fucking talk council is doing

[real aspen]

i should probably fix this

[sour rivet]

what kind of gotcha is that

[oblique belfry]

smth smth game markets will have to be required to add age ratings to their games

[carmine laurel]

Its the truth

[copper vapor]

me too but having to click one more button won't kill me

[copper vapor]

wait what

[snow tree]

I like Steam because all my friends are there

[oblique belfry]

ye

[copper vapor]

hasn't that already been a thing since forever

[carmine laurel]

most people act like other game launchers are the intruders, but the fact is that if you didnt have steam first, you would see it as bloat too

[oblique belfry]

there is now a new talk going on where they will ban games that do not have age rating

[sour rivet]

i do not like the layout of the epic launcher

[carmine laurel]

I remember when I didnt need steam to play my games at all

[proven tundra]

I mean yeah
It was the first one there lol

[oblique belfry]

and might ban game markets cuz of it

[copper vapor]

all games I browse on steam have an age rating thing.

[static axle]

I dont play with anyone so i dont mind using launchers

[oblique belfry]

like steam / epic / ps / xbox

[copper vapor]

[chrome ginkgo]

Outta the vault

[copper vapor]

I see it as bloat because BACK IN MY DAY we didn't need launchers

[carmine laurel]

I expressly remember how steam made it so I cant buy games for like 3 full years because you would buy a game and then need to buy data to be able to play a game you owned already

[cobalt cypress]

How dare this heckin EVIL Company muscle in on my benevolent Platform's divinely ordained monopoly

[copper vapor]

launchers didn't exist

except for one MMO or another

like ragnarok online an shit

[carmine laurel]

[snow tree]

I simply use GOG/Steam only because they do everything I need them to do, there is no reason for me to use more launchers

[oblique belfry]

also they will require a representative now

the game markets

like steam

[carmine laurel]

Got Company of Heroes 2

couldnt play it

cause it had a mandatory steam download

[snow tree]

Unless I need to use third party when using Steam (R* )

[oblique belfry]

this wasn't passed into law yet but they are thinking of doing it

which is fucking retarded

[copper vapor]

back then my desktop was full of game shortcuts

nowadays it's...

[carmine laurel]

so I had walked into a store, bought a cd, and couldnt install it off the cd

[copper vapor]

empty...

[oblique belfry]

man

holy shit

[static axle]

"reee i wont buy metro exodus cause its epic eclusive for a year" cool retard. Imma enjoy it meanwhile you glout

[oblique belfry]

i want the plague back so all of these boomers can fucking rot to death

[timid hollow]

thats the thing

[oblique belfry]

im so sick of em

[timid hollow]

not even the 30% are completely true

a lot of devs have other deals, 30% is the default rate without further negotiation

[static axle]

Thats the thing
I couldnt care less

[celest plank]

who

[oblique belfry]

there are so many more major problems going on but noo lets cuck gamers yet again

[snow tree]

Me who rarely buys game on launch...

[oblique belfry]

turkey

[timid hollow]

that as well

steam good sweeney may mald

[celest plank]

Habibi just move to Nowy Targ, Poland

[copper vapor]

[snow tree]

Idc for your exclusives, Ill play it with DLC and fixes anyway

[celest plank]

Ill greet you

[copper vapor]

same

I only buy games at launch when it's team ninja

[oblique belfry]

i played it on game pass

[copper vapor]

also uh

[cobalt cypress]

Turkish gamers the most oppressed boys on earth

[oblique belfry]

so fuck epic

[celest plank]

And I just doxxed myself

[static axle]

Me who buys shit and ends up not even installing them half of the time

[carmine laurel]

I'll buy games on launch if I think its a game I'll play for long enough

[snow tree]

Tbh

[carmine laurel]

but I'm more than happy to just chill on 98% of games

[snow tree]

I think Im done with gaming, I got my final holy grail

[copper vapor]

also bought nightreign at launch because me and my friends predicted it'd die relatively quickly

[proven tundra]

I have no interest in giving epic money tbh
I'll just wait for steam release I have a million other games to play

[snow tree]

Highguard

[pliant chasm]

now this is epic

[static axle]

Good then we can sex

[static axle]

No we cant

[celest plank]

Finally we can go drinking

[snow tree]

[carmine laurel]

I can smell a Daks mod from a fucking mile away

[pliant chasm]

not dak

[copper vapor]

nowadays I prefer buying on gog even if it releases later and updates come with a delay as well

[chrome ginkgo]

Oh man

The minigun rotating

[snow tree]

I needa go to gas station, you want anything?

[oblique belfry]

steam or nothing ✊

[oblique belfry]

[pliant chasm]

i used the animated ranger with revolver main menu

[cobalt cypress]

I haven't bought a game at launch since Cyberpunk 2077 FUCKED me

[celest plank]

get me a yellow garage 8% and some karbowane lays chips

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

I wonder how the game is doing

[timid hollow]

isnt that modpack basically both games

[pliant chasm]

last game i was hyped for was wc3 reforged

[snow tree]

Solid choice

[pliant chasm]

yes

[oblique belfry]

MIXED ?!?!?!

[sour rivet]

review bombed

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-8-ace-combat-wings-of-theve-gif-1254181626703105828

[oblique belfry]

aw hell nah

fuck negative reviews

im going straight to positive ones

[snow tree]

It's the best game after Cory in the House

[rocky turtle]

smoke war

[cobalt cypress]

And then they continued to fuck me by saying "sorry brokie you got this game on the ps4?? No free mega updates for you"

[copper vapor]

reverse review bomb
it was at mostly negative some days ago

[chrome ginkgo]

yes

[carmine laurel]

all the people who got it just to complain have moved on to the next thing their youtubers hate

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

it got to overwhelmingly negative on launch

[oblique belfry]

holy bot

[static axle]

Steam reviews useless anyways, charts is where the facts are

[cobalt cypress]

Highguard punished for the sin of being overhyped and mid

[static axle]

Ps4?

[proven tundra]

Losing 90% in 3 days is pretty bad

[copper vapor]

geoff keighley killed highguard

[cobalt cypress]

Times were tuff

[static axle]

Damnit geoff

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

I mean it's not his fault CDPR decided to release their piece of shit game in a console that couldn't run it

[cobalt cypress]

Yeah they sold me the damn thing then said "whyd you buy this thing dummy?"

[oblique belfry]

to be fair they tried to save themselfs over and over via delays

[static axle]

I was gonna "works on my machine" but since ps4 i wont even bother

[oblique belfry]

i still blame the execs wanting the game out

[static axle]

Drueee

[copper vapor]

and still failed

[cobalt cypress]

And then some anime came out and everyone went oh CDPR is based again!!

[oblique belfry]

but its still their fault that they gave date in the first place

on 1st trailer

[cobalt cypress]

Fuck CDPR fr I will die thinking their dicks are unjustly sucked

[carmine laurel]

@left mantle @arctic flicker wanna shoot some heretics?

[static axle]

Geoff gave me the best bday gift i could have asked for

[quiet yew]

my opinion on cyberpunk is basically this

[copper vapor]

true

[copper vapor]

true

[oblique belfry]

eh

i still loved cp2077 at least

in my top 3 games

[copper vapor]

I'll play cyberpunk one day eventually

for free, of course

[oblique belfry]

[worn echo]

highgaurd couldve been pretty decent if they just had public testing lol

[carmine laurel]

tbh I hated that they went and added Edgerunners stuff to 2077

[timid hollow]

they put in the work to actually fix their game

[quiet yew]

what did they add

[timid hollow]

why

[oblique belfry]

no mans sky

situation

[timid hollow]

one shotgun, a cemetery and a jacket

doesnt change anything

[proven tundra]

Cyberpunk was almost as boring as w3

[cobalt cypress]

"Yeah come play Cyberpunk the game that still has like 20% of the shit we promised you, you know, the interesting stuff? Well that's gone now, been gone. Enjoy sword hands. "

[proven tundra]

I think I played it for 5 more hours

[carmine laurel]

cause it was just tossed in as fan service with zero real regard to it being there

[agile bluff]

mike pondsmith smite this heathen

[snow tree]

Glad it was free, but it was

[oblique belfry]

woe camera mode be upon ye

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/iplier_memes/status/2017219452643745857?s=20

Mandy 🩸🗿🧀 ✧ FAN ACCOUNT (@iplier_memes)

https://t.co/i8erytvGLB

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[carmine laurel]

"oh go look in this bush, theres a shotgun a character used 15 years ago still lying there"

[left mantle]

Hmm. I'm trying to hit maps today...I can play a few in like...10 mins im almost done with somethin

[carmine laurel]

no its no rush if busy

[quiet yew]

I don't think it's a terrible game
It just failed to impress me in any way whatsoever, it feels so painfully average

[oblique belfry]

funny thing is he actually went to some of the openings and did a speech

[snow tree]

Still keking to this day how bad console release was and how on PC i was completly fine

[carmine laurel]

(yes I know its a 1 year timeline difference, but its in the middle of the fucking city man)

[snow tree]

With mid range pc

[sour rivet]

yeg

[proven tundra]

Going on the offensive now

[carmine laurel]

[cobalt cypress]

A game getting a SUPER BIG!! camera mode update is like when a CEO gives employees a pizza day instead of a payraise

[carmine laurel]

didnt even have minimum specs and didnt have any of the bugs

[oblique belfry]

so i wonder if he saw this video first hand

[proven tundra]

Fuck you aliens

[copper vapor]

yeah... in the expansion...

[timid hollow]

nah

played before phantom liberty on console and game just worked

[agile bluff]

what would have impressed you?

[snow tree]

And in true CDPR fashion the DLC was

[oblique belfry]

brother what

32 hours

[static axle]

I mean i kek everyday at performance complainta about any game

[proven tundra]

A good game that was fun to play

[agile bluff]

ok but what does that look like

[snow tree]

Ready to upgrade to new chipsets with fun RAM prices?

[agile bluff]

how would you improve cp2077? tell me

[copper vapor]

"in true cdpr fashion"
their track record for that was... one game

[proven tundra]

Id send you a screenshot of the games I have installed but I'm on phone

[snow tree]

Rat dad likes his excel spreadsheet games lads

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[quiet yew]

good gunplay, less bugs, the game actually taking into account if you start as Nomad Corpo or whatever
things like that

[carmine laurel]

I'd remove every single random cop job

Add 700 more cyberware options

[snow tree]

You can't count Witcher as one game!!@312#!@#!

https://klipy.com/gifs/wojak-crying-1

[copper vapor]

I can and I will

[static axle]

Luckily i dont need to but 64gb is like 800 bucks and since i have 32gb im set

[carmine laurel]

make trauma team teams just kill you randomly cause you shot someone with platinum coverage

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/taiga-vtuber-vtuber-taiga-taigaholic-taiga-taigs-gif-6001787595550129114

[snow tree]

Btw completly fair casue they only did DLC for 3

[oblique belfry]

OUR PROFIT. GET EM

[carmine laurel]

I mean on the tabletop

you get a platinum coverage

and trauma team will fight arasaka to recover you for medical

[oblique belfry]

[carmine laurel]

and platinum costs 1000 eddies a month

[oblique belfry]

for a merc thats chump change

[left mantle]

Unironically would be funny and actual shit if you go on civvie killing spree in higher end zones before even maxtech joins the party

[agile bluff]

the nomad corpo street kid is rlly meaningless i agree, but the gunplay being the way it is is probably because theres too many kinds of combat; stealth, guns, smart guns, melee, hacking, and the weapons all have different classes etc, itd be a lot of work to make the gunplay rlly good without making smth like melee feel like a side piece to the guns imo

[cobalt cypress]

That's not available on ps4

[carmine laurel]

in the game its chump change cause the game uses game economy numbers

[agile bluff]

maybe im wrong

[sour rivet]

i wish the montage with jackie wasnt a cutscene

[agile bluff]

my boy jackie

[oblique belfry]

i wish jackie was a character

[quiet yew]

just make the melee really OP too
nothing is OP if everything is OP

[carmine laurel]

in the table top the strat is a team of 4 runners pools 250 each to give one of their people platinum coverage

[copper vapor]

even in edgerunners Rebecca pays David like 5000 eddies for a simple courier job

[oblique belfry]

instead of deus ex machina

[agile bluff]

hacking is op as fuck

and its awesome

[carmine laurel]

and if shit goes wrong, you put a bullet in them for the alert

[agile bluff]

i love overclock

[quiet yew]

see?
now apply that to everything

problem fixed

[carmine laurel]

thats more because they're already higher end edgerunners and he got lucky

[quiet yew]

"But balance"

it's singleplayer

[agile bluff]

well hacking is "op" because you just spend like 50 ram on cyberpsychosis then immediately heal so you dont get 1 tapped

[oblique belfry]

melee was fun

[carmine laurel]

but 5000 is about what a team gets paid for a normal mission

davids lucky because he's solo

[static axle]

Only 4900€ to upgrade to next tier that is max tier

For 3 parts

[sour rivet]

2.0 made me love the mantis blades

[static axle]

[snow tree]

That's not that bad

[agile bluff]

mantis blades got a good glow up

[oblique belfry]

it was throwing stuff for me

[proven tundra]

Oof

[oblique belfry]

especially axe

UGH

where is that clip again

[snow tree]

Mfs talking about hacking being OP, did you play it before 2.0????

It was BUSTED

[agile bluff]

yes

i did

[snow tree]

In 2.0 it's mild piss in comparison

[quiet yew]

I played it in like 2024
so idk

[static axle]

i should do it for funny

[quiet yew]

for about 5 hours

[agile bluff]

if you want fun cyberpunk just play the tabletop lole

[copper vapor]

🎻

[snow tree]

Yes and then take the old one, set it on fire and send the corpse to Doge to ragebait him

[cobalt cypress]

So was that nomad chick am I right fellas hee haw

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

Lots off shit was op as fuck on release

[static axle]

[agile bluff]

all of that is just crunch

[quiet yew]

the only thing of note about cyberpunk that I remember is that scene with the mirror when Judy slaps your ass

[oblique belfry]

[agile bluff]

we couldve had 2.0 on release instead of whatver the fuck we got when it acually came out

[carmine laurel]

didnt fuck in the cybertank

[cobalt cypress]

What was her name again? Pan-American Express or something

[agile bluff]

like see this is sick

how can you not like this

[cobalt cypress]

Wait no it was VRam short for Virtual

[agile bluff]

i thought vram was video ram

[cobalt cypress]

Cyberfunkin this cyberpunk's cyberjunk in the cybertrunk of the cybertruck

[oblique belfry]

panam

[static axle]

Also i love how people complain cp77 was broken release while i had 1 side gig bug out and didnt complete in 100hours. Performance wasnt bad either. Sure there where bugs but what doesnt

[copper vapor]

in the real world, yes.

[halcyon fossil]

vr am

[agile bluff]

judy strap definitely goes crazy

[static axle]

I mean some people had valid issues for sure

[oblique belfry]

i played on 1.3-1.4 patches

and besides 1 car spawn bug i didnt have an issue either

[timid hollow]

love especially how they complained after the whole internet had a mental breakdown after every delay

[carmine laurel]

I played on a "borrowed" release copy

[oblique belfry]

which was okay for me since i wanted to replay again

[carmine laurel]

I finished the whole ass game without a major bug

[oblique belfry]

same

[static axle]

I played right when release, still remember server being borked

[cobalt cypress]

My V's dick fell off

[oblique belfry]

that bug i mentioned was for collecting all vehicles achievement

which like i said was fine cuz i wanted to replay the game again

for other endings

[rocky turtle]

india is liberated

[timid hollow]

And as someone who didnt even really like the game, game is good

[static axle]

Yee

[timid hollow]

should be example for others dev to put in work COUGH GSC COUGH FUCKIGN NUMPAD HARDCODED FOR ONE YEAR COUGH

[static axle]

Just cause you own a potat doesnt mean it was broken

Harsh reality of doges life

[sour rivet]

Real homies go back for him

[timid hollow]

of my life as well

[oblique belfry]

ALSO

[uneven sapphire]

@carmine laurel is there any good fo4 collections?

[oblique belfry]

i loved traversal in this game

and i dont care if its "not realistic"

[timid hollow]

but if i dont get a game running that isnt even supposed to run on my pc, i just go i tried everything

and dont blame the devs

[carmine laurel]

storywealth is decent

I'm downloading fallout anomaly to try it again

[sour rivet]

This was the shit I was doing on my 2.0 playthrough

[static axle]

I was in your spot back in 2014/15 with mah first computah

[oblique belfry]

most of the time i was jumping from roof to roof

[cobalt cypress]

It's not even the bugs I just wish cyberpunk had more depth as far as the world itself goes, even as combat and shit got better it was just so bland

[timid hollow]

my gpu is from 2015 btw

[oblique belfry]

and sometimes it was even better then vehicles

[uneven sapphire]

whats that one is about

[cobalt cypress]

Shit sprayed with neon paint

[oblique belfry]

-# also no its not you there is no sounds in these clips

[timid hollow]

i kinda like my situation tho

[carmine laurel]

exactly what it sounds like "what if fallout was crossed with stalker"

[uneven sapphire]

ohhh

[shrewd gull]

Food time >:3 anyone wants some spaghetti Bolognese

[oblique belfry]

i dont fucking know how i survived this btw

[timid hollow]

like i played armored core 6 on lowest settings possible and it kinda adds replay value, because when i get a new pc in the future i can see how the game is meant to look

[oblique belfry]

probably slid down while touching the wall in the last second

the screen was gray meaning i was supposed to die

[static axle]

Im like set all to max "oh it do pretty" NEXT!

[cobalt cypress]

That's a fun way to look at it, I recently went from a 1660 to a 3060 and felt that

[timid hollow]

its just about perspective

game was fun with low graphics, when i have new pc it will still be fun but will flash me with new awesome graphics

[timber oxide]

Yes yes hate we know, you don't play games
You sound like a broken record

[timid hollow]

what da thumb doin

[static axle]

Im just a dirty graphic hoe

[oblique belfry]

bending

[timid hollow]

im not

hated my friends who said they cant play SoC because old

[cobalt cypress]

My perspective is that I should be able to bludgeon my landlord to death and steal his wealth so I can have a 5060ti but I will find happy copes while reality takes course

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-dats-what-i-woulda-gif-18253305946678612829

[timid hollow]

dude the game has denser atmosphere than 99% of your new good graphic releases, just try to have fun once

or the friend that said dark souls 1 is objectively bad because looks old

[static axle]

Oh i dont mind old.

[timid hollow]

just kys at this point

[static axle]

I did play mp 2 and shit. And now playing mcc

[timid hollow]

like playing trough new vegas is awesome, sure its dated but the atmosphere and everything is

[timber oxide]

You lost stamina right before touching the ground so you made a dodge and it cancelled death

[cobalt cypress]

Honestly there's some gems out there if you're not a graphics whore

[timid hollow]

tons

[oblique belfry]

-# nerd

[halcyon fossil]

play brigand oaxaca

[cobalt cypress]

Dread delusion is a sick one I can think of

[timid hollow]

or people not realizing that some graphics are a stil choice

[static axle]

Already played, might replay when remaster comes out

[timber oxide]

Like it literally reset your downward velocity to 0 so you no longer qualified for gravitational skill issue

[static axle]

Cause why not

[cobalt cypress]

Colony ship and age of decadence too

[timid hollow]

like i had a dude yapping that furi has bad graphics

dude

its the goddamn graphic stil

[cobalt cypress]

What is artistic choice

[timid hollow]

and either you like it or not but it isnt bad

[timber oxide]

Pretend you did it on purpose Doge because that's kinda impressive

[static axle]

It doesnt have bad grpahics it has a different artstyle

[oblique belfry]

peak prom 2 experience

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

ye

its like saying borderlands looks bad because comic

no, its fucking cel shading and you dont know shit

[halcyon fossil]

those fuckass mineshafts

[rocky turtle]

holy shit andromedon rescue mission

[timber oxide]

Like, avoiding fall damage death with dodging isn't that cool by itself but doing it frame perfect absolutely is

[static axle]

Ye, like lets say misery versus s2. I rather pick s2 cause look good. Even tho both shit games

[halcyon fossil]

least annoying unturned mic user

[timber oxide]

Also don't call me a nerd, I just noticed how you lost stamina right before the hit

[oblique belfry]

okay

@sour rivet

i almost sent this

wtf is this

[timid hollow]

i would have just guessed that he reset the fall momentum by sliding into the wall

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

seems obvious kinda

[real aspen]

le screw

[oblique belfry]

thats what i thought as well

[timber oxide]

Wait I need to ping Birb with something and see if he gets the reference

[carmine laurel]

"hey man go kill a thousand murlocs"

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet HAAAAAAANK

[oblique belfry]

vault hunters jumpscare

[timber oxide]

Oh it's the piece of shit modpack that I added guns to

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

AAAAAAAAA?

[timber oxide]

Nah, he didn't get it

[sour rivet]

you asked this same thing before last year

[oblique belfry]

and now im asking again

[sour rivet]

dont abbrievate

[sour rivet]

sad

[timber oxide]

What

[sour rivet]

what else do you mean by hank

[static axle]

Yee, i dont mind artstyles. But i also dont mind like WotH looking pretty af. Kinda how i will always prefer shaded mc over non shaded. Im a simple hoe

[sour rivet]

either "DONT ABBREVIATE CYPERPUNK" or "GET THE SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE"

[left mantle]

@carmine laurel let me run my second lab then i'll hop on for a bit, dunno how long it'll take off the top due to the random mods they could toss on the boss

[oblique belfry]

that time i achieved god status

[sour rivet]

thats whitenight

[arctic flicker]

Gotta do stuff for 40 minutes or so then I can

[carmine laurel]

no rush fren

[timber oxide]

There's this green hell clown with a stop sign that really doesn't like a guy named Hank

[oblique belfry]

immortality

[carmine laurel]

@left mantle take 40 minutes

[sour rivet]

what the fuck added that weapon

[oblique belfry]

starlight rivers

or whatever its called

[sour rivet]

alchemicalnpcs

wait

that makes sense since angela is in that mod as well

[oblique belfry]

man they seriously need to let us allocate more ram into tmodloader

idc if its code based and requires starting from 0

[carmine laurel]

"hey man go kill a million murlocs, i need 10 heads and I'll give you this coin"

[oblique belfry]

the game breaks if you have more then 10-15 mods

[static axle]

@oblique belfry u finish terraria yet

[oblique belfry]

nay

we are still pre-hm

killed worm last time

i just killed queen bee solo rn with maru's permission

[timber oxide]

Let me in and you'll be at golem in 5m

[cobalt cypress]

Is this darktide you're talking about

[static axle]

Pre hmmm vs post ahaa

[carmine laurel]

yes

[cobalt cypress]

Bout that shit to play with the flakiest friend on earth still haven't had a single game of it

[oblique belfry]

i would be post ML rn if it wasnt a server

and was sp

[timber oxide]

Screw the server

Look at all these noobs

Slowing you down

Make them suffer

Do it

[oblique belfry]

no they are doing buildings

and i wanna make them have fun

[timber oxide]

Instead of getting stronger

[static axle]

Cutting trees was fun

[timber oxide]

They waste their time

On pointless stuff

[oblique belfry]

o

[timber oxide]

Like building

They don't deserve to have fun

[oblique belfry]

thats why im grinding for them as well

[timber oxide]

Make them suffer

[oblique belfry]

im literally grinding 3 different classes rn

[timber oxide]

Do it

[marsh cargo]

Youtuber builds be like

Get equilibrium and any ability that generates health orbs

[timber oxide]

They force you to do manual labor for them

They don't deserve your respect

[oblique belfry]

isnt this guy also a furry

[timber oxide]

Make them suffer

Do it

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-magician-magic-trick-sprigatito-starter-pokemon-gif-1346134721384757184

[oblique belfry]

gat

[timber oxide]

Demon voice pacified

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/meme-doorbell-magic-trick

[timber oxide]

Hold up I never saw this animation

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-long-hair-mustache-magic-shia-labeouf-gif-17741293

[sour rivet]

where did it go

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

magic

[timber oxide]

Doge

[oblique belfry]

wait bee set is worse then obsidian set ?

[timber oxide]

Summon wall of flesh when everyone is on the surface

[oblique belfry]

brother was vanilla summoner progression this fucked 🥀 🥀

[sour rivet]

yes

early game summoner sucks ass

[pliant chasm]

finally i finished exodia

[oblique belfry]

pre worm you have nothing
post worm you have end game gear for pre hm

[sour rivet]

the power armor that summons the bovine

[oblique belfry]

i literally had flynx dress and abigail flower for worm

i killed worm now i have imp staff / obsi armor / starcrash

[timber oxide]

Wait Doge you already have the furry in your town, yes?

[oblique belfry]

yes

[timber oxide]

Yeah I'm not joining

[oblique belfry]

why

[forest acorn]

I wanna join

[timber oxide]

I dunno I just had to make up a reason

If anything I might play terraria solo

To be perfectly honest I don't feel like playing master mode

Like, at all

Not even a little bit

[oblique belfry]

boo

[timber oxide]

Expert mode I would play

Because it's just right

[oblique belfry]

boo

[shrewd gull]

Master mode isn't that harder

[timber oxide]

That's not how you do it

🅱️ 🇴 🇴

[shrewd gull]

Is steampunker a guy in terraria

[sour rivet]

no

[shrewd gull]

Booo

But the guide and the angler look cute asf

In the portraits

[timber oxide]

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chill-guy-2

he is literally a chill guy

[real aspen]

bury him alive

[timber oxide]

Brandon
He's unemployed

[real aspen]

no wait that's guide

[shrewd gull]

Meanie

[real aspen]

dont bury him alive

[timber oxide]

You can't tell me that guide has a job

[oblique belfry]

FUCK YOU MEAN SMASH

THATS A KID

[shrewd gull]

It's not?

[sour rivet]

IT IS

[shrewd gull]

Since fucking when

[timber oxide]

Why didn't you react like that to me saying "would" to both versions of the furry

[oblique belfry]

SINCE WHEN HE WAS CREATED

[shrewd gull]

Liars

[real aspen]

smash him with a hammer

and bury him alive

[timber oxide]

I hate the angler, now I know why

It's a child

[real aspen]

yes

[sour rivet]

you do not want to die on this hill

[real aspen]

you've seen the truth

[timber oxide]

I genuinely didn't know that

[real aspen]

[real aspen]

princess and angler are kids

[oblique belfry]

@shrewd gull

[timber oxide]

Princess is a kid?

[real aspen]

yea

[sour rivet]

short

[timber oxide]

Huh

[shrewd gull]

How was I supposed to fucking know that? His sprite is a middle aged fucking man

[oblique belfry]

W H A T

[real aspen]

angler and her have unique death messages

[shrewd gull]

Tell me he isn't a middle aged guy

Just tell me

[sour rivet]

look at how small he is compared to the other npcs

[real aspen]

when i first saw angler i thought he was a grumpy old man yeah

[shrewd gull]

Look at him and tell me

[shrewd gull]

Why the FUCK would I compare his height and also there are guys that are short

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ

[shrewd gull]

I don't care I did not know they added a lore that made him a kid

[oblique belfry]

THATS NOT EVEN A LORE

[left mantle]

Out of curiosity who would you say actually makes okay builds

[shrewd gull]

Brother, how was I fucking supposed to know that? He always floated in the water for me, never did I give him shelter and let him interact with other npcs

[sour rivet]

bro doesnt fish

[real aspen]

fishing is evil

[oblique belfry]

this is how people get catfished

and off to jail

be more cautious

[timber oxide]

I love the USB shit
Try to plug in - doesn't fit
Turn 180 degrees - doesn't fit
Turn around again - fits

[somber nova]

Yo how do I make a ticket I got server muted…my timeout is done…and I’m still muted lol

[real aspen]

my superpower is being able to plug usb in on first try

[shrewd gull]

I think I talked with him like once maybe twice in the entire time I played terraria

[real aspen]

4 years of training for that

[shrewd gull]

I never saw those

[timber oxide]

I can do that too, just not all the time

[shrewd gull]

My superpower is that my usb doesn't go in even though it is literally the right side

[shrewd gull]

My bad mro

[forest acorn]

@shrewd gull thoughts on witch doctor

[oblique belfry]

they shiny @uneven sapphire

[shrewd gull]

I'm into guys

[oblique belfry]

limzard

[forest acorn]

yeah hes a big lizard man

[oblique belfry]

O H

[static axle]

Dry

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

[forest acorn]

you mean uhhh

grim

dry is a weird shark creature

[sour rivet]

dry is a sergal

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

wait a minute

[timber oxide]

Yes

[oblique belfry]

birb since there are now npc portraits

[static axle]

I dont pay attention what they are

[oblique belfry]

when calamitas portrait

[timber oxide]

Oh no

[sour rivet]

haha

[forest acorn]

its kinda crazy how many sergals end up being weird nazi-type creatures

not calling dry one

[sour rivet]

what

[oblique belfry]

what

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/armed-citizen-johncarduck-johncarlroat-gif-15851569878675490477

[forest acorn]

like half the time i see a furry say some weird out of pocket shit it ends up being a sergal

[oblique belfry]

@sick trail explain

fact check this rq

[forest acorn]

is it the lore behind the character design or something that makes em like that

[timber oxide]

Nah Dry sends me cats in DMs he's fine

[snow tree]

Huh

[forest acorn]

hi kreol

[uneven sapphire]

hmm

[snow tree]

Snitch scanners stop spawning after 6 thrown

Sup Frotter my boyo

[static axle]

I assume this is arc

[timber oxide]

Oh wow I already have terraria installed

[forest acorn]

not much

uhhh

waiting for Menace to release next week

[snow tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/point-pointing-nE7

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2017301752526033219

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

Catherine O’Hara has sadly passed away at the age of 71

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 30, 2026, 6:19 PM

man what the fuck

[timber oxide]

Who?

[forest acorn]

@rocky turtle

[shrewd gull]

Who's that

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/slayer00kk/status/2017305444461760814

SLAYER (@slayer00kk)

↪️ Replying to @DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm Catherine O’Hara appreciation post. The world just lost a national treasure

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 30, 2026, 6:34 PM

[sour rivet]

[blazing maple]

y'all never watched home alone?!

[static axle]

@arctic flicker still 0.7 btw

[static axle]

Oh that woman

[uneven sapphire]

like uh once

[shrewd gull]

I did but I don't remember names much

[rocky turtle]

im broke

[shrewd gull]

Especially outside of the in movie role

[static axle]

Such is life

[timber oxide]

It's played here every year on christmas / new year

I just don't recognize celebrities by name

[forest acorn]

arent we all

[timber oxide]

Tell me who they played and where and that's a different story

[shrewd gull]

This

[static axle]

Are they permanent scanners or some shit

[real aspen]

i dunno celebrity names in general

[carmine laurel]

nah, snitch scanners spawn an enemy patrol

[oblique belfry]

wtf magic mirror is craftable now ?

since when

i thought this was a modded feature

[timber oxide]

LAME

Anyways it's weekend so I'm off to buy some beer now

[static axle]

Ah. I see

[shrewd gull]

I like know Johnny Depp and Jason Statham

[carmine laurel]

the stone

very famous actor

plays himself in every role

[shrewd gull]

I know Hector

[carmine laurel]

got a contract where he's not allowed to lose

[copper vapor]

oh no

macaulay is probably devastated

[static axle]

Naah, thats hector

[shrewd gull]

True

[oblique belfry]

summoner endgame

[static axle]

I always see him in ff or anything and im like "lemme guess his name is hector" and ofc it is

[blazing maple]

Oh yah I love Emma Stone

[snow tree]

It's a part from arc you can throw to call in other arcs, it's one time use

I was trying to get achievement with it

[oblique belfry]

also turns out phaseblades got a rework as well

[copper vapor]

and they aggro any player in the vicinity great for trolling other players

[sour rivet]

she looks like she could do a great diana burnwood in a hitman movie

[oblique belfry]

you can leave your light saber on the ground and it acts like a damaging wall

[static axle]

Game saw you having too much fun and not pvp and broke them

[copper vapor]

she'd need to be a bit older imo

[snow tree]

I had two dudes doing circles confused wtf they just did

[copper vapor]

mid 40s maybe

[snow tree]

Cus they didn't see me throw them

[sour rivet]

ehh diana's appearance is inconsistant

[copper vapor]

it doesn't dig itself into the ground?

[oblique belfry]

nope

it just gets stuck in the ground

acting as a damaging wall

not letting mobs go in

[snow tree]

Fake lightsaber

[shrewd gull]

stomachache now

[oblique belfry]

-# unless they are immune to knockback

[snow tree]

Terraria fell off

[shrewd gull]

minecraft did

[copper vapor]

why not le classic lava moat on both sides of the house

with the loot corridor underneath

[static axle]

Hector

[shrewd gull]

Legend

[sick trail]

wot

[static axle]

Even tho his name noel he still hector

[snow tree]

Merc fell off

Crazy

[snow tree]

[oblique belfry]

fact check this

[shrewd gull]

how did I fell off :c

[sick trail]

Oh, the funny "Not all sergals/protogens, but always a sergal/protogen"

[copper vapor]

the fuck's a sergal

[snow tree]

Off the chair

[oblique belfry]

[shrewd gull]

real

[sick trail]

Me

[static axle]

Maybe it didnt fell off but we flew away

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry does this still work

[oblique belfry]

@forest acorn

[copper vapor]

oh.

[celest plank]

Its kinda crazy how furries are kinda nazi
Calling dry one

[oblique belfry]

that still works

[sick trail]

Fandom 🤮

[copper vapor]

and the image underneath it is already nsfw

what a surprise.

[static axle]

[celest plank]

course it is

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

perverted ass community

bunch of meat beaters

[copper vapor]

awesome. that's what I'll do because I'm lazy af.
but then again I'd have to dig down to hell to get lava

[sick trail]

Yeah it's a species-wide reference sheet, the guy in japan wanted his world written the fuck out

[uneven sapphire]

creature

[shrewd gull]

mood

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-meme-buzz-year-copy-meme-gif-4668439001950303425

[sick trail]

Hey why do you have a peanits, man

Pervert

Cut it off now

[arctic flicker]

@carmine laurel Me ready

[snow tree]

Why are you thinking about others penile organ?

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-hmm-thinking-smile-gif-12571277

[static axle]

[sick trail]

It's the straightest thing a man can do

[celest plank]

Because I want to prove that I can be a better father to my kids than mine was to me

[carmine laurel]

aight one moment

[sour rivet]

but if u cut it off

how do u pee

checkmate liberal

[carmine laurel]

@left mantle ready?

[blazing maple]

the balls

[sick trail]

[shrewd gull]

I fucking hate automod

[sick trail]

Seek therapy

[left mantle]

just need to boot up

[sour rivet]

how

[celest plank]

I have friends to vent to

[sick trail]

[snow tree]

[copper vapor]

[sick trail]

Sorry, you can't talk about your kind here

[oblique belfry]

bro joined vc
told me to wait 5 mins
opened stream
fnaf 2 movie

fuck do i do

i dont wanna watch fnaf 2

[celest plank]

watch

[blazing maple]

kill

[oblique belfry]

[shrewd gull]

booooo

[forest acorn]

hiii :3

[sour rivet]

time to choooose

[left mantle]

Did you want to say something about being homosexual, or did you want to speak about gods will?

[sour rivet]

the death of gods will

[snow tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/greetings-PSr

[shrewd gull]

Former

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSpR0DJEgxM

[blazing maple]

by gods will I am homosexual

[uneven sapphire]

gang

[snow tree]

Make it do a little jiggy

[static axle]

Leave

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry how is hakita gonna top this

[oblique belfry]

gang

[celest plank]

doge successfully brainwashed

doesnt want to watch fnaf 2 but watched 5 seasons of sopranos already

[snow tree]

Mods mute Doge for 1 hour and 44 minutes

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[sick trail]

Same way he topped your dad

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/stick-bug-stick-bugged-bug-dancing-bug-dancing-gif-18059923

[oblique belfry]

p-3

jesus prime

trust

[sick trail]

[oblique belfry]

dont u dare

[sour rivet]

not including other themes

gabriel in genmreal

[ancient sky]

Is someone sporting CORSAIR Nautilus 360 RS liquid cooling?

[sick trail]

Kreeo

My frogman

[static axle]

1g what a silly language

[sick trail]

Roll me d20

Beat 16

[oblique belfry]

kreeo istg

[snow tree]

Watch this

[frail leaf]

🎲 20

-# 1d20

[sour rivet]

do not mute him

[sick trail]

Birb shut the fuck up

[frail leaf]

🎲 1

-# 1d20

[snow tree]

[oblique belfry]

HAH

[sick trail]

KREEEO

[oblique belfry]

whew

[shrewd gull]

I dont like fnaf ;c

[sour rivet]

I DID IT DOGE

[snow tree]

I told you to watch

[sick trail]

[sour rivet]

I SAVED YOU

I USED THE LUCK

[snow tree]

I knew it was coming

[oblique belfry]

you used d20 on smth else

[sick trail]

Birb stole the 20 btw

[oblique belfry]

based

[left mantle]

@cunning bronze oh btw free fly was confirmed for valentines day, i'll let ya know exact day when I actuall remember

[sour rivet]

get FUCEKD dry

[oblique belfry]

bro cheated the system

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-award-winning-walking-gif-24664103

[shrewd gull]

Want some spaghetti bolognese

[static axle]

The irony in the date is just

[left mantle]

Well that's what the "Event" is for

[shrewd gull]

I made too much

[snow tree]

Me neither 🤝

[left mantle]

I don't know when they intend to start free fly

[carmine laurel]

heartseeker sales are gonna pop

[left mantle]

Because of lunar new year aswell

[static axle]

Can i roll d20 to mute birb

[sick trail]

Engineer is engihere