╟❓general-offtopic

[quiet abyss]

[static axle]

tbh i think the same, this shit aint even being burnedout anymore, im just abe simpson nowadays. Even with darktide after 2 hours i was falling asleep bored, thank god it was only 10 bucks and not 80 like space marine 2

[jade imp]

I heard Wukong is a shit show on PC 🙁

[atomic epoch]

I wonder who actually still deals with console wars. Sony is bland now, xbox is basically done

[thick plover]

It be like that

[static axle]

i was googlin abe fists clouds

[jade imp]

Have on PS5. Another I need to beat lol

[thick plover]

Wow i wonder what engine it runs on

[quiet abyss]

so... yes or no

[thick plover]

Ue5

[quiet abyss]

[thick plover]

What a surprise

[jade imp]

Ah lol

[marsh cargo]

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

idk bro. ngl i fucking playing it with @frank hearth maybe if we can get full man and try harder but i'll end up the same

i walked into walls and pipes trying to keep myself awake

[cunning bronze]

What are you looking at?

[quiet abyss]

what difficulty?

if it was uprising

[jade imp]

@quiet abyss it’s not happening

[quiet abyss]

not a surprise

[marsh cargo]

mh fashion

[static axle]

idfk

[quiet abyss]

same with malice

[jade imp]

Condolences

[static axle]

probably

[cunning bronze]

And I'm just beginning

Once I have every set

[quiet abyss]

[cunning bronze]

I'm going to make 200 fashion sets

[quiet abyss]

its boring on the low difficulties

[cunning bronze]

I did that in world and rise

Had pages of them lol

[quiet abyss]

gets fun at heresy and damnation+

[thick plover]

Sorry you need all the 300 dollars of dlc for the game to run at a stable frame rate

[cunning bronze]

The true endgame

[thick plover]

Still cant believe they did that shit

Oh my god

[static axle]

sure lets go there with my 1 skill and level 1 club guy

[cunning bronze]

They probably didn't do it on purpose

[static axle]

that'll be fun

[marsh cargo]

its already pached

[cunning bronze]

That said, the check only happens on the camp

It doesn't affect the hunts

[thick plover]

We dont know that

[static axle]

ill be sleeping spectating

[quiet abyss]

you could make it work on heresy or malice

but not on damnation

[cunning bronze]

So where it truly matters, it doesn't affect anyone

[marsh cargo]

no we do
they are just that inept

[thick plover]

If one pretends to be inept enough

[quiet abyss]

but tbh the early diffs are a filter for new players imo

[thick plover]

They will be believed that they are inept

[quiet abyss]

just because of how fucking boring they are

[rocky turtle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRu3M-3CnfU

[thick plover]

I was abt to type a joke from friendgroup 5 in server 2

[marsh cargo]

they are not that smart otherwise monhun would be mainstream

[thick plover]

I stopped myself I was gonna get banned

[static axle]

i mean sure if we can get players, if not imma throw danktide into forever box just like sm2

[quiet abyss]

i mean vt2 is a filter for darktide players, because its slower paced

[static axle]

[rocky turtle]

@verbal lodge its peak

[static axle]

like everything else i own

[quiet abyss]

i mean we can get 3 of us

not sure about 4

[static axle]

that'll count as 2 cause i dont know shit

[cunning bronze]

It kinda is now

[quiet abyss]

2 and 1/3

youre the 1/3

[thick plover]

You are going to give the old man a heart attack

[quiet abyss]

[static axle]

cause im missing a finger too im handicapped so i cant even dodge right

[quiet abyss]

skill issue

just dont

[cunning bronze]

If you buy me darktide you have another player

[cunning bronze]

[quiet abyss]

[atomic epoch]

Its a filter for anyone who appreciates good optimization

[quiet abyss]

poor guy

[cunning bronze]

All good, Darktide is cheap for me

[quiet abyss]

no, vt2 is just boring as fuck

[cunning bronze]

Base game, though

[quiet abyss]

ah yes let me walk

slowly

i was snoring

[marsh cargo]

vt2 late game combat is better than darktide tho

[atomic epoch]

The remedy is to stop doom scrolling

[quiet abyss]

i enjoy my overstimulation game with no friendly fire, thank you

[quiet abyss]

[static axle]

I wish i lied i cant press keys with this cause its too short

[quiet abyss]

what the fuck are you on about

[atomic epoch]

Overstimulation

[quiet abyss]

[atomic epoch]

As you said

[quiet abyss]

i dont get overstimulated, my point was just that its lots of stuff

[sour rivet]

dont walk in front of your allies

easy

[quiet abyss]

and i like that

[quiet abyss]

[atomic epoch]

Beautiful aryan fingers. Destined to make a hole in dry wall

[static axle]

im not aryan

[timid hollow]

[atomic epoch]

What?!

[thick plover]

To put this image up on the 3d printing reddit so we print you a new finger

[quiet abyss]

just a finger extension

[static axle]

i used to play
a=ring finger
w=middle
d=index
thumb did space etc
and pinky did ctrl shift etc.

now i just removed index and thumb works double time so d+space is hard, not impossible but hard

thank god for big fingers so i can use the palm muscle of thumb to slam space with d

[quiet abyss]

i do that

and i have long fingers

[static axle]

hence why gamestyle in bf and shit so wack

or even in eft, i cant right side peek easy

[timid hollow]

i use ring finger on numpad 6, middle numpad 8, index numpad 4

[atomic epoch]

I use keyboard for flight sim

[static axle]

can you hit left ctrl and enter tho?

[quiet abyss]

ah fuck, just a little too short

[static axle]

just he key right before it

[timid hollow]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/0w6QnOWUScYTDnpFXAvhSN?si=cac050d88ac94312

[quiet abyss]

i more so meant my main 3 fingers

[static axle]

roo bad i wont feel a thing when pressing the key then

[quiet abyss]

my thumb isnt too long

[static axle]

ro?? who am i scooby doo

ro oh raggy

[quiet abyss]

so why did you stop using the index finger if it used to work?

[static axle]

cause it got amputated

[quiet abyss]

oh

[static axle]

[thick plover]

Why you missing a fingah

[static axle]

angle grinders funny things

[quiet abyss]

so yeah id just use the meat of your hand to smush the spacebar

[thick plover]

Ahhhh

[quiet abyss]

while pressing D

[thick plover]

Wait is the reason you have so much money because you got paid for the unsafety bullshit from the company you lost your finger at

[static axle]

i try. usually i smush like cvb too

[static axle]

naah those moneys gone, i have money cause i work

you should try it too

[quiet abyss]

so keep those 3 keys unbound

clearly

[thick plover]

Maybe when Serbia starts getting real wages

[static axle]

imma bound space to f

[thick plover]

Ill have money then

Nah ill be dead actually

[static axle]

but like overall it doesnt affect gaming, just the certain movement

[quiet abyss]

thats not bad

[static axle]

like in mc i run up hills to the right

[green granite]

????????

[static axle]

to the left and i'll get bound occasionally

[quiet abyss]

i mean in darktide you can usually get away with dodging left

normally you dont need to go right

[static axle]

i mean i dodged right in front of a charger earlier with stu

cause i didnt manage right

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/improvise-adapt-overcome-bear-grylls-gif-10468556

[thick plover]

Nah you get astroshart

[blazing maple]

yapper

[quiet abyss]

the best part is that you can push dogs

so you dont need to dodge them

[sour rivet]

oh yeah

my lich

stop reminding me sam

[static axle]

not dogs the fat guys who charge

[thick plover]

Three days doge

Three days

I mean birb

Fuck

[quiet abyss]

yeah i know

[thick plover]

Kill everyone

[sour rivet]

ye ssir

[quiet abyss]

i just mean its good to know

[static axle]

i know you can just bonk them

[quiet abyss]

discount space marine helmet lookin ass

[static axle]

i do like bonking people

[quiet abyss]

the bully club is best ogryn weapon actually

[static axle]

but if you get people sure i might join, its just 4am soon

[quiet abyss]

the one thats brown with spiky cable on it

[quiet abyss]

im just playing havoc with randoms

endgame content

and memestealer is burnt out of darktide for a bit

[static axle]

that reminds i have a beer to drink and celebrate. and gotta go make food for doggo

[quiet abyss]

[sullen stag]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2015941369525895284

Kelski (@kelskiYT)

Geoff Keighley we gonna have you like this

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 27, 2026, 12:14 AM

[static axle]

im the dumbest fuck you should follow for what to play

[quiet abyss]

love when i play psyker and just get the most evil ass bullshit

[quiet abyss]

shhhhh

it means i have more people to ask to play with

[halcyon fossil]

accidentally stepped on my cat's tail. i should kill myself

[quiet abyss]

true!

[sullen stag]

death penalty

[quiet abyss]

[halcyon fossil]

he forgives me nevermind

[sullen stag]

id sleep with one eye open if i were you

[halcyon fossil]

had the bag and nitrogen tank ready

[static axle]

"oh hate is playing x, i'll download it and play with him" by the time they get it installed imma be like " well that was shite, what now?"

[thick plover]

Goodnight idiots

[static axle]

sleep tight dont let diddy bite

[little depot]

@sour rivet

fat ass

[zealous depot]

Bitches

[rocky turtle]

eat it

[zealous depot]

I will darktide tonight

[quiet abyss]

when is tonight to you

[little depot]

im gonna turn it into kfc with lowells page

[rocky turtle]

good good that bird must suffer

[zealous depot]

11:10

Its 7:50 rm

Rn*

[quiet abyss]

jesus

youre so lucky i got up at 3pm

or 2pm to you

[zealous depot]

Mandatory ot

Overtime

I normally get off work at 10:10pm

But gotta work an extra hour

[little depot]

this bird sucks so fucking much

[rocky turtle]

its only get worse with realization

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/StormslayerDev/status/2015802589057524022?s=20

Stormslayer -HD Remasters/Gamedev (@StormslayerDev)

GEARS OF WAR 3 is BACK!
✧ ──────────────── ✧
ON PC + Steamdeck with HD visuals, Unlocked framerate
And a collection features and content from the other games in the franchise!
Mod support and new control options also!

Previously it was so big they had to disable registrations! It's back! Go try it out!
Helping to get the word out for this!

QRT: SASxSH4DOWZ
Gears of War 3 PC Delta Online has officially released today, a fan-made unofficial project created by the community for the community! 👀🤯😱⚙️

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rocky turtle]

or u get it first time

[zealous depot]

They get dmca'ed

[quiet abyss]

what level are you on dt?

do you rember

[zealous depot]

Uhhhh zero

Cause I had the game on gamepass

And will be getting it on steam

[quiet abyss]

i see that

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

kek

well thats ok

we can just play new player content

even if its boring

[zealous depot]

[timid hollow]

does darktide have crossplay

[quiet abyss]

it does

i think

[timid hollow]

[quiet abyss]

it do

yes

[timid hollow]

[little depot]

still doing it

i just hate him

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple oh my goodness gracious

[rocky turtle]

[blazing maple]

he has an inate -5% melee resistance

[sour rivet]

oh no

he slides on the pillow

[blazing maple]

punchable

[sour rivet]

is so cute

his voice also reminds me of boy from hunter the parenting

also this bullshit

anyway go vote

aw

[little depot]

fried chicken

big bird has been supressed

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

why are all my havoc team mates fucking mentally disabled lobotomites afflicted with mad cow disease and CWD???

what is this shit

get a fucking brain you lowlife troglodytes

why am i always the last one alive

who are these clowns

am i the only one whose capable of playing havoc 20?

gonna fucking lose it

[green granite]

Doe Bijen

[green granite]

Limo Company?

[little depot]

no

i dont play gachaslop

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUUjGFSThdc

lovely stuff

@left mantle @carmine laurel @frank hearth

[static axle]

beer, not that good

games, not that good
weather, not that good

dog enjoying bone, that good

[copper vapor]

not great, not terrible

[little depot]

i need vodka

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-5621418030291735983

[static axle]

so how wayfinder

[copper vapor]

generic af

[static axle]

at first i thought you launched peak Viewfinder but i was quickly dissapointed

[copper vapor]

reminds me of dauntless

[static axle]

that a name i havent heard in a while

[oblique belfry]

man

i used to play that game a lot

[static axle]

67 mins? i'd make that deal

ohno yt is acting up

"content no longer available" might need to download firefox soon

[quiet abyss]

havoc 20 is fucking FILTERING my ass

[static axle]

they madge about adblock

[quiet abyss]

havoc 20 is soo much harder than 19 its not funny

[halcyon fossil]

i've noticed some videos taking quite a while to buffer initially

[static axle]

thats ad block stuff too im pretty sure

it's like 5-10 secs of just blank

[halcyon fossil]

try feeding me an ad through my browser's integrated adblocker AND ublock fucko i can handle a little black screen

[static axle]

i've been fine with adblock plus so far on chrome

other than every now and then they cry about "they are bad mmmkay we gonna block you" and i'll just watch with firefox for few days

[halcyon fossil]

i could probably disable ublock for youtube actually, i'm really only using ublock for twitch

vivaldi's adblocker is pretty good on its own

[static axle]

i used to have ublock but overall it doesnt nothing and well i dont watch twitch no more

[quiet abyss]

if i get one more rotten armor + dogs + no lights havoc game im gonna crucify fatshark

id literally rather sniper spam

[raven swan]

Good morning chatters

It's 8 am and I'm at my home having breakfast

Palak Paneer

[quiet abyss]

great, its 9:35 pm for me and im getting filtered by havoc

[halcyon fossil]

mmmm spinach

[little depot]

glory to palantir too

[raven swan]

[quiet abyss]

palantir? isnt that from lotr?

it is

i knew it

nerdery unmatched

just had a dude throw a run by attacking the daemonhost @marsh cargo

fucking idiot

our best heavy dps died to a host they werent able to fight

[timid hollow]

@verbal gate @marsh cargo RAHHHHH LIGHTHOUSE ON S

ONLY HUGIN AND MUGIN

[marsh cargo]

[verbal lodge]

real https://x.com/waweezer/status/2015934532449456469

Waweezer🌳 (FREE PALESTINE) (@waweezer)

TERRARIA 1.4.5 TOMORROW.

X · Jan 26, 2026, 11:47 PM

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

Doge vs Tung Tung Tung Sahur

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1385653304742248648/ssstwitter.com_1750435868392.gif

[cunning bronze]

@marsh cargo

[quiet abyss]

spart was onto somethin

[marsh cargo]

[timid hollow]

had good try, crashed into space elevator

[quiet abyss]

spart hop on space marine 2

[timid hollow]

0/10 cant recommend game

[quiet abyss]

nah im going to go eat

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-space-marine-2-hop-on-gif-7087881839551031427

@marsh cargo

this is peak

[marsh cargo]

lmao

[quiet abyss]

this is me asking if you want to kill xenos with me later

[static axle]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

w

[static axle]

Say a rdr2 character

[oblique belfry]

arthur morgan

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

Anotha one

[timber oxide]

Micah

[static axle]

Any guess who dutch is?

[slim magnet]

jack black

[little depot]

why is he white

[slim magnet]

the only thing keeping me from going full girl mode is some day cosplaying either micah bell or tommy vercetti

[timid hollow]

oops

[slim magnet]

no mustache ruins the vibe

and no beer belly

[static axle]

[green granite]

Did Azu just

What the heck

[green granite]

A 3.5k Car?

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oqrEv8tEbg

[oblique belfry]

me like dis

[slim magnet]

today i will unprompted say that dragon ball could've ended really nicely on frieza

[timid hollow]

my first fallout bug

[left mantle]

It's done

[marsh cargo]

guss

[sour rivet]

grend

[uneven sapphire]

[oblique belfry]

time to sleep

TERRARIA 1.4.5 TODAY

[little depot]

better than epstein?

[static axle]

Have sweet dreams of sea of thieves devs clearing doubloons

[little depot]

what rhymes with marrow

[timber oxide]

Grug

[little depot]

grug

[timber oxide]

I call it poetry
Rhymes with Grug

[little depot]

whenever i cant think of a word i should just replace it with grug

[quiet abyss]

cat reaching for evil burgah

[verbal gate]

My sarsaparilla shipment hasn't come in for a week, I'm starting to think they absolutely exploded that shit and just don't wanna ship it out

It's been on transit to another location for a week lmao

[little depot]

just make ur own

[cunning reef]

how we feelin about my zippo scratching

[little depot]

YOOOO

thats sick

[sour rivet]

goes hard

buy my property

[cunning reef]

https://klipy.com/gifs/monopoly-middle-finger

[teal spade]

Who's the goober?

[cunning reef]

one of my ocs

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/733044538335166526/1465562542976929862/20260126_232210.jpg?ex=69798efb&is=69783d7b&hm=bdcaca901a84e11119eb6a4c6da9cf8e5a5a3c9e3ce4735c738c6dda229d8f96&=&format=webp&width=1195&height=1274

backside

i got my name carved in the side but its hard to see on the camera

much easier to see in person

[verbal gate]

What creature is that on the bottom? Seems like they're up to absolutely no good

[cunning reef]

imp

😈

[teal spade]

Scratch the backside with the goobers back side too, give him cakes

[cunning reef]

i was actually gonna do some pinup thingy with them

but my artistic talents arent as providing tonight

ill get another zippo and try it sometime

[teal spade]

Kidnap a child and sacrifice them to the pagan gods, that should do it

[cunning reef]

this is my personal one ive had for years

has seen many a bowl, cigarette and joint

[little depot]

collect my cease and desists

[slim magnet]

collect my dibuja a mi oc

[cunning reef]

its hard to see too but i also added their tail wrapping around to the back

[little depot]

oh wait

wrong one

[cunning reef]

also got my first electric guitar today cus bday

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/draw-my-oc-dibuja-mi-oc-spanish-español-eminem-gif-3224775637694890908

[little depot]

happy old day

[cunning reef]

i was heading to work but they didnt call and tell me they were closed so i was like "well while im halfway to the guitar shop lets just get that sorted"

[slim magnet]

does it have a whammy bar

[cunning reef]

no

honestly was very limited with what i could choose

[slim magnet]

they don't sell whammyless guitars here now

cheapest ones are like 180usd

which i mean yeah sure it's fine if it has a whammy like i get it entirely

[cunning reef]

there was like 1 squier and the rest were fucking juniors

or name brand fenders for 1000 dollars

i picked up an ibanez

[slim magnet]

can't go wrong with a regular ass gio

i've had mine since like 2012 and it's still as good as new

hit the holy grail of calibration once, couldn't replicate it ever again

[cunning reef]

my only issues with the guitar rn is my amp

but i bought it used for 30 dolar

so i cant really complain

the acoustics sound fine on it but electrics make it go buzzy

which sounds fine for hard jamming i dont care about buzzy for that

i need yall to know i saw this on etsy and its what inspired me to scratch my lighter

[slim magnet]

could be one of many really like the guitar could not be calibrated so it's fret noise what you're hearing

[little depot]

what did u scratch with

[slim magnet]

the amp could just be trash

or gain could be too high

or a combination

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo do you want to play space marine 2? 🙏

[cunning reef]

we played it in store on some 1000 dollar fender amp and it sounded flawless

so im blaming the amp

[slim magnet]

valid

[cunning reef]

some diamond tipped bead reamers i got from hobby lobby

but the people who do it more often use diamond tipped rotary dremel things

[quiet abyss]

actually does anyone wanna play sm2

not just spart

[cunning reef]

id also reccomend doing it on a steel plated zippo, cus when you scratch it youll get the brass visible

[marsh cargo]

no its sleepy

[quiet abyss]

dammit

solo marine 2 it is

[little depot]

chat

whats yalls favorite coping mechanism

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

Gym + music

[quiet abyss]

playing space marine 2

mf named cumlord joins

[little depot]

noted

[quiet abyss]

best players always have the most batshit names

[zealous depot]

I had a warframe player named "MrFistYourSister" join a match last night

[quiet abyss]

lmk when youre on dt buster

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

thats not confirmation

@zealous depot ol mate died after sending that emoji

[slim magnet]

dude when's totally not soku actually releasing on steam like FUCK

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

Damn uno got corrupted even more

He's now buying star citizen legos

[left mantle]

literally impossible

That also ain't mine

[zealous depot]

Actually you know what

Cig would make bank on star citizen Legos

[verbal lodge]

damn these JP players know the real tech https://fxtwitter.com/oniuta_/status/2015341299537453068

oni. (@oniuta_)

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FxTwitter · Jan 25, 2026, 8:29 AM

[left mantle]

BTD6 entrance be like

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2015654183777751196

miiyauwu | 🦋@miiya.page (@PearlteaRizzy)

this meme keeps getting longer

QRT: WindowsLatest
Breaking: Microsoft is investigating reports of some systems failing to boot after the Windows 11 January 2026 Update.

"Microsoft has received a limited number of reports of an issue in which devices are failing to boot with stop code 'UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME', after installing the January 2026 Windows security update," Microsoft said.

Microsoft is still investigating if the issue is caused by a Windows update.

The company asked users to submit feedback to help with the investigation.

Previously, Microsoft asked users to remove the January 2026 Update if Outlook did not work. Earlier today, Microsoft released a second emergency update for Windows 11 to fix underlying issues.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 26, 2026, 5:13 AM

[green granite]

Go on discord

[quiet abyss]

well? are you playing darktide or am i staying on sm2

[green granite]

Tag you in some random conversation

inserts speed smirking

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-sped-up-jarvis-gif-19148596

[zealous depot]

Darktide. I was just fucking with you

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[quiet abyss]

im asking because nothing you said suggests you are or not

[green granite]

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

[little depot]

i got rage baited so hard yesterday i might just delete my discord

[green granite]

Why

I mean to be fair

If you think about it if you got rage baited

Its your brain baited you to rage

You ragebaited yourseld

[little depot]

its this insane rage bait thing where they spend a year to be your friend and then shout at u for simple stuff

new tactic frfr

[quiet abyss]

...what

[green granite]

What

[little depot]

what

[green granite]

Are you sure they are even friend

Bruh

[little depot]

thats the fun part

[green granite]

You know what

Yell at them back

Easy

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-u-screaming-in-the-hotel-room-tpab-tpab-poem-to-pimp-a-butterfly-gif-4005569222539385807

theyre ghosting me

[quiet abyss]

@zealous depot gimme fatfish friend code

[little depot]

cant even if i wanted to

[green granite]

You already know whats the next step yes?

[little depot]

yeah

[zealous depot]

One sec gotta buy the game first

[green granite]

Good Azu Good

[little depot]

i got the bricks ready

[quiet abyss]

esc > social > E > click on number

once youre done

wait you have to download it?

[green granite]

I was gonna say just move on and get new friend but

Brick works

[quiet abyss]

bro gonna be playing tomorrow

[little depot]

idk

[zealous depot]

I got good internet we good

[little depot]

im kinda like a digital hermit

[quiet abyss]

[zealous depot]

Fuck

[quiet abyss]

who the fuck you replying to there pal

[green granite]

What a surprise, so am I

[quiet abyss]

[zealous depot]

It was suppose to be you but yall type too fast

[quiet abyss]

"Get a new friend" "yo i got new internet n shit"

[little depot]

youre more like modern day Diogenes

[green granite]

I dont think if we arent digital hermit, a healthy normal person of functional society would ever be on Discord

But oh well

This society is neither perfect nor functional

So yes

[little depot]

uhh

[quiet abyss]

...buy the game faster

[little depot]

i think you misunder stood digital hermit

[zealous depot]

[little depot]

digitally im a hermit

not a hermit thats digital

[green granite]

Uh huh

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058232340918317079/1441633906733617335/SPOART.gif

flavah

spoart

n stuff

cant wait to play this boss fight with you

[green granite]

Ok so

According to google AI

A Digital Hermit is

Making homemade peanut butter is a simple process that requires only peanuts, a food processor or high-speed blender, and about 5–10 minutes. The process involves roasting peanuts to enhance flavor and oil release, then blending them through several stages—from crumbs to a ball, and finally to a smooth, creamy butter.

Ah wait thats how to make Peanut Butter

[zealous depot]

I did this fight on gamepass already

my teammates kept dying

[quiet abyss]

[green granite]

A digital hermit is an individual who intentionally limits their online social interaction and digital footprint, focusing instead on deep, uninterrupted work or a quieter,, less performative life

Hmm

[quiet abyss]

theres literally no other boss fights like it either

its just that

[green granite]

Thats just depressing

[quiet abyss]

theres no other like, special bosses

[little depot]

exactly

[quiet abyss]

really lame

[green granite]

Would u think the same?

[little depot]

i gate keep my dms to 7 messages a day on a full moon from 3:29 to 5:48

[quiet abyss]

huh what who? where? when?

I DONT KNOW

[green granite]

We both have known loss

[quiet abyss]

WHAT?

[green granite]

And that loss tornments us still

[quiet abyss]

maybe?

WHO

[green granite]

We both know hatred

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

thats true

[green granite]

Will one day replace the pain

But it never goes away

[quiet abyss]

ok not sure about that one

[little depot]

anyway

[green granite]

It makes a man hideous

Inside and outside

[little depot]

time to go back to writing shitty poems

[quiet abyss]

at this point it sounds like a samurai song from cyberpunk

cup, just elaborate

[green granite]

Brother what

Its Metal Gear Solid

[quiet abyss]

IT IS?

damn.

[green granite]

IT IS

[quiet abyss]

which game

[green granite]

Hold up

[quiet abyss]

do NOT link a clip

i will NOT be watching it

just tell me which game

if it was any game other than mgsv

[green granite]

Metal Gear V

[quiet abyss]

i never played

[green granite]

Phantom Pain

[quiet abyss]

and if it was mgsv

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/good-morning-wake-up-64

[quiet abyss]

i wasnt paying attention

i was looking at quiets tiddies

probably

[green granite]

Man

[quiet abyss]

[green granite]

You are the "Esc > Skip > Yes" dude

[little depot]

nah

[quiet abyss]

i was literally like, 14 brother

i was pretty invested in her lack of clothes

[little depot]

more like the reason why they have instructions for shampoo

[green granite]

Yeh and at 14 I graduated my nuclear physicist degree

[sullen stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075337339909439520/1465586980586000527/Capture.PNG?ex=6979a5bd&is=6978543d&hm=3dbb2ad983ccf0cd7ed37b09c8d3e5742fc2400d30f4fbc462aff2f713a5dc77&

[green granite]

How the hell can you not pay attention

[sullen stag]

looool

[quiet abyss]

thats nice cup, i was looking at digital booba

so who really won?

[green granite]

Damn

Show me

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/2-gif-7749019966943875056

[quiet abyss]

as if you cant just play mgsv

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-tf2-pootis-engaged-gif-24941776

[quiet abyss]

or look up quiet

[little depot]

tbh looking at quiet at 14 yr olds explains where youre at now

[green granite]

Man why are people so thirsty toward Quiet

Smh

[little depot]

gee i fucking wonder

[green granite]

Stealth capacity is dimished by looking at them ass

[green granite]

I didnt play MGSV until I was 19

[little depot]

💀

[little depot]

arent u 20

[green granite]

I spent all my years at 14 to finish my nuclear physicist degree

[green granite]

24

I am as old

As half a Pyrson

[quiet abyss]

idk bro

[green granite]

If you cut Pyrson in half

[quiet abyss]

maybe look at her

[green granite]

Thays how old I am

[green granite]

Shooshhhh

Go back to

Fucking Zola or some shit in Darktide

[little depot]

cool solve this question then

[quiet abyss]

i hate zola

[quiet abyss]

id deadass rather rinda karnak

[little depot]

3 marks pretty easy

[quiet abyss]

and shes a damn heretic

and insane

[green granite]

Uhmm

6 7

[quiet abyss]

and likely to eat me

[little depot]

kill yourself

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[green granite]

Ok look

Believe me I am very goof nuclear physicist

[pliant chasm]

half life

1.4

[green granite]

Looks like bright Fukushima is glowing right now

Its so glowing that the local mindless plebs

Didnt want to live in my creation anymore

[uneven sapphire]

Wait

[green granite]

Chernobyl is my inspiration

And London

Is my city

[uneven sapphire]

Pryson is 48?

[green granite]

He is as old as half a Prime

If you cut Prime in half

[uneven sapphire]

[green granite]

You get Pyrson

[uneven sapphire]

Uh

So like

30

[green granite]

Yes

[uneven sapphire]

something

[green granite]

Well you know

If Pyrson is 26 years old

And you cut Pyrson in half

He is still 26 years old

He is just

In half now

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[zealous depot]

watching cutscene @quiet abyss

[quiet abyss]

opening one?

[zealous depot]

yee

[quiet abyss]

yeah its neato

[green granite]

To be fair

I remember shit from college

[quiet abyss]

i remember shit from killzone 3 and i havent played it in like 8 years

[quiet abyss]

i dont remember mgsv because i was "distracted"

[zealous depot]

he's beautiful

[quiet abyss]

so idk

[quiet abyss]

buddy made jelly roll

but ogryn

get that man a hat

[slim magnet]

me when i realize people sleep

give it more than one night

[sick trail]

Someone said the game is just the front page of ArtStation

[slim magnet]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-9nljsW8AEPFsY.gif

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/JellybackJoe/status/2015944384533942516

JellybackJoe (@JellybackJoe)

my chud pc can't run highguard but in this house we say no mo to the fomo #improvisation

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 27, 2026, 12:26 AM

[quiet abyss]

i love dreadanon

good lad

ate nids, not racis, just dont like em

[sick trail]

Jus don want em to eat me ma

[sour rivet]

yeah

[quiet abyss]

@zealous depot you done the character creation?

inb4 "im playing tutorial"

[zealous depot]

yeah doing the tut rn

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/scuwry/status/2015918797614465326

Luck (@scuwry)

Controller gets higher FOV what LMAOOOO

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 26, 2026, 10:44 PM

loving the slander I'm seeing

[quiet abyss]

MOTHER FUCKER YOURE PREDICTABLE

@zealous depot

[sour rivet]

impatient ass

more impatient than me

[little depot]

why does this look exactly like valorantpex

[sour rivet]

tf

[quiet abyss]

nah but like he played darktide before, who needs tutorials

that dont tell you shit

dts tutorial is shorter than vt2s tho, to its credit

[sour rivet]

no?

[ripe wyvern]

Finally, no snow. Great morning 🌄

[quiet abyss]

it sure felt shorter

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2015961690546794951

That Boy (@take_tha_throw)

↪️ Replying to @LumpyTheCook

@LumpyTheCook Geoff didn't want it to die in the shadows he wanted a public execution

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 27, 2026, 1:34 AM

[slim magnet]

dude that run speed looks so sluggish despite it being like 140 fov

[little depot]

yes?

[slim magnet]

what the fuck is that

[quiet abyss]

or maybe it was more entertaining, even though you do nothing in either one

[little depot]

paid review bomber

fuck outta here

[slim magnet]

how do the quintessential movement shooter guys make a unmovement shooter that was sold as a movement shooter

[little depot]

this game is perfect and has zero flaws

[sour rivet]

bait so bad it comes around to being stupid

[ripe wyvern]

No fih on da bait

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/zhiyuens/status/2015908538653048992 @timid hollow

♡ (@zhiyuens)

made a new friend on the chinese server today

X · Jan 26, 2026, 10:03 PM

[slim magnet]

supposedly nobody paid for the spot, geoff actually did it out of his own volition

[sick trail]

Yeah he did

They wanted a shadow drop

[quiet abyss]

@zealous depot 6506700343 for when youre done

[sick trail]

He pulled it up for TGA

[sour rivet]

But why

[sullen stag]

i saw that and it literally is

[little depot]

art station isnt that bad anymore is it

[slim magnet]

why the fuck would a no name studio want their first flagship live service title to be a shadow drop

tax writeoff?

[sick trail]

Fuck over the industry trying to do bullshit ig

He's been defending videogames since 2000s

He's been standing in courts in the 2000s saying this shit does not cause violence

[ripe wyvern]

So that is why I still don't know the name of the game lel

[slim magnet]

wow i now like the game awards?

[sick trail]

You can recognise his dedication to the medium and still make fun of his baby

[frank hearth]

https://fixvx.com/JellybackJoe/status/2015944384533942516

JellybackJoe (@JellybackJoe)

my chud pc can't run highguard but in this house we say no mo to the fomo #improvisation

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 27, 2026, 12:26 AM

[little depot]

its a fugly ass baby

[slim magnet]

that's like the ninth time it's been posted

[ripe wyvern]

Highguard

[blazing maple]

they're stealing my sauce

anyway

[little depot]

is he gonna appear in hungary soon

[runic condor]

Get recycled

[sour rivet]

I'm collecting bones

[little depot]

do you count teeth as bones

[green granite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro72JUceh60

damn

[sour rivet]

Teeth aren't bones

[green granite]

wait

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2015889927146537351

gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx (@GooseworxMusic)

I made digital circus with morons and idiots in mind as the target audience. Whenever I find out someone likes it who's not a stupid dumb person, I get so pissed off that I pass out and hit my temple on the corner of a coffee table.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 26, 2026, 8:49 PM

[green granite]

the revolver

[slim magnet]

tbh like at the very least it DOES try to have unique stuff compared to other shooters in the endless sea of "look i'm not like the rest of the hero shooter moba extractions"

[green granite]

why the hell does it move backward

[sour rivet]

My goat

[green granite]

and single action?

[little depot]

???

[green granite]

and still has that

horrid of a recoil?

[slim magnet]

surely it doesn't die off before i remember to enable secureboot

[little depot]

birb is...

smart??

no way

[slim magnet]

i don't want to miss out on history like with concord

[blazing maple]

teeth are sharks

[sour rivet]

What

ACK

[little depot]

teeth are sharks

[sour rivet]

IM BEING EATEN

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2015889371522822392

Sonic the Hedgehog (@sonic_hedgehog)

↪️ Replying to @SamsProStation

@SamsProStation @GamesCage_ @CRosenMusic SEGA is finally releasing the files!

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 26, 2026, 8:47 PM

[runic condor]

Oh yeah @sour rivet
Have you been playing trials lately?

[green granite]

I like how they have a very sci fi ish looking revolver then it's just a normal AK

[little depot]

take care of your sharks

[sour rivet]

Not for a bit, why?

I want to

[slim magnet]

ummmmmm how does it cycle?

[green granite]

sharks

[runic condor]

Wanted to ask if there is a cool event or something
Stopped playing after the jaeger one ended

[green granite]

just like normal AK

[sour rivet]

I think fire is happening rn

Could have changed

[green granite]

tbh

the animation is nice

gameplay? idk

[runic condor]

Been stuck on skyrim and persona
Wanted to pick it up again

[sick trail]

Ripping off REDACTED smh

[little depot]

😬

[little depot]

ripping off metro smh

[green granite]

WTH

WHY IS THERE A TRIPLE BARREL BURST FIRING GUN

😭

[little depot]

close enough

[green granite]

it uses 1 magazine

this sum

FRT 10/22 rifle

[little depot]

close enough welcome back ducks foot

[green granite]

literally

[little depot]

wait its magazine loaded?

why does it have 3 barrels then

[green granite]

its mag load

[little depot]

😭

[green granite]

why do you ask me

[little depot]

cause ur einstein

[green granite]

what is this

Starfield thingy

[little depot]

horse

the fucking horse symbol is so funny

idk why

[green granite]

@little depot

[sullen stag]

artstation

[green granite]

yeh

the animation is

very very nice

I just dont like the gun design

[little depot]

what

[carmine laurel]

its peak

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2015887179944259875

ryan (@itsashotgunbaby)

japanese person explaining resident evil to you: imagine sushi

QRT: Genki_JPN
Resident Evil Requiem Director Koshi Nakanishi says the game won’t suffer the same multi-protagonist issues as RE6 and will be more like sushi!

"Imagine there's no such thing as Sushi. If sushi hadn't been invented yet, a fish lover would just want to eat sashimi, raw fish. A rice lover would just want rice.

Then some guy goes 'I've made this thing, it's called sushi. It's raw fish on rice.' Imagine how you'd feel if you were someone who loved eating rice - like 'what are you putting raw fish on my rice for?!' Or if you're a sashimi person, you're like 'just give me sashimi. Why are you ruining my fish with rice?!'

The idea is that, by combining them together, they are more than the sum of their parts.

We're the 'inventors of sushi' here. Even if you think you want one style, the 'flavor' of this game comes from the combination of the two styles…

We're saying: trust us, take it. Dar…

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 26, 2026, 8:38 PM

[sour rivet]

Holy wall

[sick trail]

I hate mobile users

[sour rivet]

Fuck you tabbing out of this game is annoying

[little depot]

????

what

[slim magnet]

i aint readin all that

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[little depot]

the best part about sushi is you can seperate the sashimi and the rice

[ripe wyvern]

Why is my trash doubled

[sick trail]

Read this: 🍣

[little depot]

thta doesnt apply for video games

what is this fucking analogy

[blazing maple]

Me explaining video games to a japanese person:

"Okay so imagine sushi"

[green granite]

wth

[little depot]

what

[green granite]

well I guess copyright pattern is a

[sour rivet]

I'm making people in the woods pay more for rent

[green granite]

punishment now

[sour rivet]

I'm so good at this

[quiet abyss]

@zealous depot dis mf denied my invite

[sick trail]

You did a hyperlink

Don't do hyperlinks

For you are a peon

[little depot]

hyperlinks are slurs

[zealous depot]

cut scene

[little depot]

obviously

[green granite]

guh

[quiet abyss]

[sour rivet]

Imagine a sandwich

[green granite]

how tf

did I accidentally do a hyperlink

[quiet abyss]

hold enter buster

skips it

[sick trail]

No, we just don't have em in a separate automod category

[ripe wyvern]

I would like a sandwich or sushi

[little depot]

unironically a better analogy

[little depot]

be better

[sick trail]

Explaining Jill Sandwich to an american: So imagine a burger

[slim magnet]

automod bypass

[real aspen]

Why don't you bypass some maidens

[pallid sapphire]

Im sandwich Jill all day

[sick trail]

[pallid sapphire]

[sick trail]

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-kylo-ren-ben-solo-ben-swolo-adam-driver-gif-18172410183960697461

[pallid sapphire]

you fucked up my face

https://tenor.com/view/you-fucked-up-my-face-mitchell-hdtf-hunt-down-the-freeman-gif-14720565

[carmine laurel]

you cant blame dry for that, your face was already fucked up

[sick trail]

You do not have half the aura of Mitchell

[pallid sapphire]

Its early

[sour rivet]

Barrow lake in fable 3 makes me sad

Fucking reaver

[slim magnet]

i miss yuzutalk because it actually looked 1:1 to the game

[sick trail]

-# What the hell is yuzutalk

[little depot]

leon kenedy ruined my fucking life

🚬

[slim magnet]

it was a website that let you create blue archive chats that had an interface that was 1:1 to the game

[sour rivet]

It's confirmed
Resident evil themed sushi restaurant

[little depot]

blue archive schizophrenia site

[runic condor]

What’s gonna happen to you if you find out leon is gonna die in the next re game?

[little depot]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/cinco-de-mayo-celebrate-confetti-the-fairly-odd-parents-wanda-gif-5421290

[sick trail]

[slim magnet]

yeah literally

[little depot]

i mean yeah

exactly that

[slim magnet]

i miss playing soku with friends

[sick trail]

Holy salmon pink
But yeah I get it now

[sick trail]

Yeah the yuzutalk thing died in 2022 apparently

And the replacement died in 2023

[little depot]

well

yes and no

theres some insurgents around

but yeah the project is dead

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/caliburny/status/2015866799791714503

#1 Most liked Spicy Cat (@caliburny)

highguard

X · Jan 26, 2026, 7:17 PM

[slim magnet]

i also miss playing fighting games other than uni and central fiction with friends

[sour rivet]

dry can you mute sam for another 2 days for making me see this image

[slim magnet]

and i love those games but like gahdaym it's the only two my two fg playing friends play nowadays

[runic condor]

Plant the american flag 🦅 🦅 🦅

[slim magnet]

for the last like 3 years

[sick trail]

Do it yourself, you coward

[sour rivet]

sire im not a moderator

nor do i wish to be one

[little depot]

holy shit this is peak

[sick trail]

Look who can't mute people on a whim

[little depot]

arent you a moderator on that one sub

[sick trail]

whut

[little depot]

or was that someone else

[sick trail]

???????

[little depot]

iirc birb is a mod in this sub reddit

i forgor which one

[sullen stag]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2015956621227106775 @sick trail

JellybackJoe (@JellybackJoe)

https://t.co/TF3CxB9UkJ

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vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Jan 27, 2026, 1:14 AM

[little depot]

if i have to see this

ONE MORE FUCKING TIME

[sour rivet]

not even sound this time

[slim magnet]

that's the twenty sixth time it's been posted

[sullen stag]

Ill post it again

[little depot]

i fucking dare you

[sullen stag]

https://x.com/i/status/2015956621227106775

JellybackJoe (@JellybackJoe)

X · Jan 27, 2026, 1:14 AM

[little depot]

chat

nibble their ankles

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple a kill move i've never seen before??

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/shitpost_game/status/2016009647149482330

shitpost game (@shitpost_game)

https://t.co/70pAkE6LuG

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 27, 2026, 4:45 AM

[blazing maple]

just doing some bullshit to bad guys

[sour rivet]

Not even bad guys

I'm putting these ghosts to rest

And I just fuggin

Throw my sword at him