╟❓general-offtopic

[halcyon fossil]

i've got pog on my team so the sp isn't as bad as it could be but it's still kinda slow

[viscid magnet]

trying to like a gachas gameplay is a bad idea

[timber oxide]

After all these years of playing arknights I finally got Hellagur Pogranichnik

[timber oxide]

Gacha games are games too, it's in the name. Like any game, some have better gameplay and some have worse

[verbal lodge]

Ive seen some people comparing endfield gameplay to wuwa/zzz
And bro, theyre nothing alike

[timber oxide]

Oh no they are absolutely nothing alike

I don't know about wuwa (I hate it) but ZZZ is a hack and slash and the combat in ZZZ is just

[halcyon fossil]

the combat is a lot more like pgr than either of those

[viscid magnet]

atleast arknights had the tower defense gameplay

[verbal lodge]

In wuwa its hyper rotation based, you gotta optimize your field time

[timber oxide]

Which was BOOOORING

[verbal lodge]

And in the endgame if you miss one dodge your whole team dies

Its exclusively good on pc imo.

[halcyon fossil]

character swap slop games are overdone. zenless does it for you and it rules

[timber oxide]

Both Endfield and ZZZ have exactly one common mechanic in combat and that's where it ends

Perfect dodges

[viscid magnet]

dodgeslop

[timber oxide]

Why do we call everything slop nowadays, can't we just stick to calling ai slop and nothing else

[viscid magnet]

lexiconslop

[copper vapor]

wwm

[viscid magnet]

genshin clone #5362556

[halcyon fossil]

idk i think it's fun calling specific tropes in games slop, it's neither positive nor negative for me unless talking about ai

[timber oxide]

Fun fact, Zenless gameplay is literally just modernized Honkai Impact 3rd gameplay

[viscid magnet]

the only reason i installed ZZZ was for the robot girl and now i hate playing the game

[timber oxide]

Everything HI3rd did is in Zenless, it's just done better

[halcyon fossil]

i've never played hi3, star rail tempted me with the characters that "reappeared" from it but eh

[timber oxide]

Star Rail is special cause it's a turn based game and I personally like it a lot

[halcyon fossil]

i like star rail but there isn't really much of an incentive for me to go back to it

[timber oxide]

Then don't, simple as

I basically feel the same about genshin

[viscid magnet]

i got filtered by the car wash bossfight and never played it again

[timber oxide]

Car wash bossfight?

[halcyon fossil]

the 4 story arcs up to penacony end #1 can remain in my head as a good memory

[viscid magnet]

argenti chapter

i reinstalled the game just to roll for saber and uninstalled it again

[timber oxide]

Amphoreus is peak, believe me on that if you don't want to play anymore

[timber oxide]

EW

DIE

[halcyon fossil]

i might watch someone play amphoreus

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

I'd stream it for you but I'm kinda already done

[viscid magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dumbledore-pirate-scallywags-scurvy-pirate-dumbledore-can't-win-with-gif-18093301929869923371

[timber oxide]

I'm waiting for the next planet cause we get another fucking clone of Yae

Speaking of waiting

I hate intermission chapters

Just let me die already I don't want to play intermission missions

[sullen stag]

bruh ive yet to get anymore soldier recruits

i want my psi soldiers god dammit

[timber oxide]

Do you like mean Argenti himself?

[viscid magnet]

it was a side chapter where the train was filled with bugs

[timber oxide]

I know

I just don't remember it being hard at all

The only thing I remember from it is that the best counter for Argenti is Argenti

[halcyon fossil]

that was a great chapter

[timber oxide]

Because he's weak to himself

I also remember

Plant

[viscid magnet]

my only dps was qingque

[halcyon fossil]

dogshit character. understandable

[timber oxide]

What characters did we have at that point

[timber oxide]

I LOVE GAMBLING

CONSUME MY SKILL POINTS

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[thick plover]

weeeeeelp

maybe they dont work at respawn anymore for a reason

yea yea recycle react me I dont care if doge or someone else posted it first

🖕

[copper vapor]

[thick plover]

you just know the person that recycle reacts has fat ugly toes

[timber oxide]

It's funny cause it was Doge

[thick plover]

[static axle]

And now im too tired to play

[timid hollow]

@pallid raft how about we play some

MOTHERFUCKING DJKDKLJ GAUARRRD

[oblique belfry]

we love kidnapping people and licking them to death

[oblique belfry]

for once i was the 1st

-# prolly wasnt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHRuTYtSbJQ

daily dose of mick gordon

why am i against 2 challengers

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/emerge-south-park-time-to-get-cereal-arise-appear-gif-19489236

[cunning bronze]

So real

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ5gtInauiI&list=RDgQ5gtInauiI&start_radio=1

daily dose of carpenter brut + furi

[rocky turtle]

[sullen stag]

how do you expand your squad

it said something bts?

or whatever

[viscid magnet]

bts collab?

[rocky turtle]

in guerilla tactics school if u playing without long war

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-eye-twitch-chainsaw-man-reze-reze-csm-reze-chainsaw-man-gif-3383484598051346896

[rocky turtle]

big snek

[sullen stag]

ahgotcha

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

the discussions tho.

[quiet abyss]

harvester event sucks, everyone turns on one another like snakes

[oblique belfry]

bout what

[static axle]

guess

[oblique belfry]

highguard ?

[static axle]

yee

[viscid magnet]

should

[oblique belfry]

what is there to even discuss about that game lmao

dead in 1 week

[viscid magnet]

probably a bet geoff keighley made

[little depot]

highguard yesterday

[static axle]

no i meant they funny

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

guess i will just get friends to play harvester

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KuWjZD6PBA

[quiet abyss]

too bad i have none

[static axle]

someone is shocked that another game to sell skins

[oblique belfry]

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

you

get on arc raiders

[zealous depot]

PERSONAAAAAAAA

[quiet abyss]

inb4 "im at work"

[zealous depot]

I am at work

[quiet abyss]

mother fucker

i knew it

[zealous depot]

I got 11 hours of ot last week

Muneh

[static axle]

the most funniest shit i read was 3 anticheats and no way to report cheaters

[quiet abyss]

whats even the point

[zealous depot]

How are the reviews for highguard

They spicy?

[static axle]

[frank hearth]

[zealous depot]

Any funny ass reviews

[quiet abyss]

so hate, why didnt you notify me when you were playing darktide

i wanted to play

[frank hearth]

[zealous depot]

[static axle]

i didnt see you in here when i went to play with sturm

[little depot]

hired review bombers smh

[frank hearth]

[little depot]

LMAO?

[zealous depot]

That's great

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/kenny-were-the-millers-you-guys-are-getting-paid-will-poulter-gif-15947352

[zealous depot]

Wait is it actually only 3v3

[quiet abyss]

just ping me

im literally unemployed

[static axle]

i know

[zealous depot]

@frank hearth

[quiet abyss]

SO PING ME

[frank hearth]

seems to be

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-gif-9006796142514194298

[quiet abyss]

[pallid raft]

FUCKIGNG HNF GAUUGIIH FAHRIUDD

[zealous depot]

https://youtu.be/IPoBMSkheYQ?si=cP5dIZ8Ag09d_1YQ

Peak dropped brother

[static axle]

i thought you were mirmir

[frank hearth]

[quiet abyss]

if i am, i wont be for long

[static axle]

cause i didnt see you chatting here

[quiet abyss]

its darktide time

all the time

i cant play normal darktide below damnation almost at all anymore, because all my classes are elite tuned

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

and theres so many of the ranged little ones that my bolter cant keep up

las gun always works

i might just make a shitty little casual build to play lower difs on

[zealous depot]

Skill issue

[static axle]

3v3 wanna be moba without minions nor anything else

[zealous depot]

I hate Geoff

For making that the last game of game awards

[frank hearth]

after invoking fucking titanfall no less

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/geoff-keighley-geoff-keighley-game-awards-the-game-awards-gif-18412916559726020010

[zealous depot]

This is why we can't have nice things

[quiet abyss]

anyone named jeff with a g is a fucking asshole

[copper vapor]

geff

[halcyon fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/geoff-keighley-fortnite-spinning-the-game-awards-tga-gif-16747008615260498313

[static axle]

@oblique belfry

[arctic flicker]

teff

[static axle]

should i do it

[oblique belfry]

what

[static axle]

lets disect some funny guns from shitguard

[frank hearth]

[arctic flicker]

go ahead, post your robo penis

[frank hearth]

do it

[zealous depot]

Do it

[static axle]

your revolver, 18 shots

[zealous depot]

[little depot]

magazine loaded revolver

[zealous depot]

Is this a star field gun

[static axle]

6 cylinder

[frank hearth]

the worst part is this actually exists

[zealous depot]

Its a void cylinder

[static axle]

normals shells

[little depot]

im distorting it

[zealous depot]

[static axle]

bro we having another starfield ova here

[zealous depot]

Nothing is worse than the bullpup revolver fed shotgun in star field

[frank hearth]

nothing is worse yet

[little depot]

nothing like killing a newly wed couple as breakfast

god i love this game

[zealous depot]

Fallout holds that title

[frank hearth]

Sir lets not throw slurs like that at fallout

[zealous depot]

[frank hearth]

what did that game do to deserve being put into the same bracket as starfield

[static axle]

also you shoot revolver normally it recoild back like a normla pistol slide but if you fan it it stays in place

[frank hearth]

HUH

[zealous depot]

Uhhh. What

[static axle]

and im pretty sure when he fans it the cylider aint even spinning cause it uses cut animation from normal reload

[zealous depot]

This game really will surpass metal gear

Good thing its free

[thin bobcat]

I have the weird feeling that this conversation is about highguard

[frank hearth]

correct

[zealous depot]

Perhaps

[green granite]

MAGPUL MASADA

[zealous depot]

Hate is looking into the....choices for firearm design

[thin bobcat]

I watched charlie play it, probably one of those games which are more fun when playing them yourself

[green granite]

Yes it is an ACR

[thin bobcat]

Because watching the gameplay was god awfully boring

[zealous depot]

It will definitely be a free game of all time

[static axle]

THE REVOLVER RECOILS LIKE A FUCKING BARRET 50bmg

[zealous depot]

[green granite]

High Guard

Wth

[frank hearth]

[green granite]

Why does it fly out of his hand for a bit

😭

[halcyon fossil]

weak wrists

[arctic flicker]

Doubt recoil is gonna be a problem with that cocking speed

[static axle]

pay attention to the "slide" on the revolver and tell me it doesnt just teleport back randomly and then slide forward

[zealous depot]

I just noticed the hammer stays in a half cocked position as well

[static axle]

and the fucking cylider just wiggles

[green granite]

Why does the cylinder actually wiggle

😭

[zealous depot]

[green granite]

Who designed this revolver, Sig Sauer?

[static axle]

cause it doesnt know which way it swings

it not know if it like pp or vagene

[green granite]

Show reload animation

Man I just paid everything for my credit card and now I am broke

https://tenor.com/view/wallet-penacony-honkai-star-rail-clockie-no-money-gif-14673244072619990643

[clear vale]

when meme channel

[static axle]

just a normal basic ass revolver type

[frank hearth]

#🎪bruh-fart is that way

[clear vale]

no stalker memes

[static axle]

i got to play some sleeptide today and that was enough victory

[hexed stag]

try a different server

[thick plover]

Im ngl

I think the development was rushed

And they didn't want to announce the game this early

Cause apparently it runs like ass on high end pcs too

[static axle]

anyways in conclusion, without playing highguard.
Play Borderland 4, it's better investment, and probably run better too

[thick plover]

But the recommended specs are 2080

[static axle]

[thick plover]

Or just

Play neither and be happy

[static axle]

naah bl4 was ok, i mean its shit but still ok

and thats kinda the joke, pay for bl4 is better investment than f2p highguard

[static axle]

i mean you gotta remember, its gonna be 8 years old soon, its obscene

[frank hearth]

fucking shit i didnt think this was real

fuck you mean this shit is 8 years old already

[copper vapor]

bl4? wat

[static axle]

i mean 10 is decade old

[frank hearth]

no RTX 2080

[copper vapor]

oh

[rocky turtle]

3rd hero is fkn huge

[static axle]

also thats like 4060, pretty much on the spot

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

2080ti is on par with 4060ti

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet tmodloader update before terraria goes hard

[shrewd gull]

terari

a

[thick plover]

Just saying that like

I think they rushed the game

[static axle]

i'll try to not get nappy tmrw

[thick plover]

Cause Geoff just wanted to talk abt shit

So the games unfinished slop

[oblique belfry]

its okay if you need to btw

[static axle]

4060 tier for recommended aint rushed my boy

[thick plover]

Like the bomb planting anim is just shit if you look at it in the gameplay overview

Same with the defusal anim

Shit just clips thru each other

[oblique belfry]

like i've said

ill props fuckaround until both of y'all come online for bosses

[frank hearth]

oh shit we getting the patch today

[shrewd gull]

thers a ladybug in my keyboar

[oblique belfry]

less then 24 hours

can you believe it guys

1.4.5

just hours away

[static axle]

it has bunch of other shit they should have worked out like the performance etc

[shrewd gull]

last terraria version

[frank hearth]

the last update

for sure

[oblique belfry]

trust

[frank hearth]

for real

[oblique belfry]

surely

[frank hearth]

actually

[static axle]

i'll be on when ever i wake up

[oblique belfry]

which is ?

[static axle]

like 5-6pm

[oblique belfry]

because currently its 3 am

[frank hearth]

im gonna miss my auto built hellavators from calamity

[oblique belfry]

for me

[thick plover]

And thats why I think its rushed

[static axle]

it 2am for me so 4-5 your time?

[thick plover]

Cus ur having ppl on 5080s and shit in the shooting range

Not getting stable performance

[oblique belfry]

its currently 2 am for u ?

[static axle]

2.15

[oblique belfry]

mmmmmmmm

when do you go to sleep

[thick plover]

But yea the studios just screwed and the games getting review bombed

Its over

[shrewd gull]

ew

imagine being from anywhere east from here

[static axle]

thats normal but you cant go on saying that 2080 rec specs means rushed, you can say the performance issues are cuz of rushed tho

[thick plover]

Thats what im saying

[static axle]

eww imagine being a retard

[shrewd gull]

you tell me how it is

[thick plover]

That high end pcs r running the game like shit when the games recs are way lower

[static axle]

i mean thats just gaming on 2020's

you get used to it

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry

you waiting for the rest of the idiots tommorow

[thick plover]

Like Im confident

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-waiting-gif-25962175

[cunning bronze]

they showed the year 1 plan for highguard, fools

[thick plover]

Geoff just knows one of the ppl at highguard, thought the game was cool, asked for something to show and the studio just fucked up

[cunning bronze]

[thick plover]

By setting a deadline

That was way too early

[frank hearth]

oh fuck

i just noticed

[static axle]

im confident that most of the perf complainers dont even know how to update drivers

[frank hearth]

we actually have to buld the fucking arenas ourselfs

[oblique belfry]

its just gonna be me / droon / hate

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

oh

you joining ?

[frank hearth]

asuming friends dont molest me with anything

[thick plover]

All im seeing ppl say is

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

That the games shit

[cunning bronze]

it'd be strange if they molest you, sturm

[thick plover]

But my friend who actually played it for more than a hr unlike all the review bombers just said the games alright

[static axle]

i mean we can agree it wouldnt have changed the reception for it either way even if it had 1 year more in the oven you know

[thick plover]

its just mid

[thick plover]

Idk I think people are just retarded and decide to hate on games before they even try em these days

[copper vapor]

yep

[thick plover]

Shits cringe

[atomic epoch]

Are you talking about titanfall 4?

[static axle]

truee, im not even hating im just making fun of it

[thick plover]

Apparently the movement aint even that bad its just okay and such

Game doomed by being announced at the game awards

[static axle]

its another title in the ocean of similar titles. and people are tired of swimming imo it's that shrimple

[atomic epoch]

Announced as the final with too much hype around it

[thick plover]

Like what they got rn

Feels like a thing that u should request access to a playtest for

[sour rivet]

its definitelyt being review bombed like crazy so i dont trust some of them

but its missing

[oblique belfry]

its literally apex

[sour rivet]

... a lot

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

the movement is literally apex

[thick plover]

So its legit just okay

[sour rivet]

the desert worm gets the cactman

[atomic epoch]

Whats the appeal of any hero shooter nowadays. So far they've just existed for social status

[oblique belfry]

why is bro fighting desert worm in cactus armor

🥀

[frank hearth]

devs trying and failing to recreate ovetwatches porn empire

[sour rivet]

desert scourge

[oblique belfry]

shmick shmuck

[sour rivet]

early game boss
use early game armor :)

[oblique belfry]

ore armor ???

[thick plover]

Idk I think its just that realistic lookin hero shooters are impossible to make

[atomic epoch]

Overwatch pre 2020 (atleast for me) was best

[sour rivet]

i don use ore armor that much

[thick plover]

Like you need stylized characters now

[oblique belfry]

doesnt cactus give like 1-2 armor per piece

[thick plover]

For it to look good

[static axle]

cant wait to show doge my 20 hours of terraria skill tmrw and make him commit sudoku

[rocky turtle]

mf why u swim there from acid sea

[static axle]

[thick plover]

Look at deadlock and tell me the characters look bad

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

NO DONT POINT AT YAMATO

[sour rivet]

i mean

[oblique belfry]

trust me

[thick plover]

I WILL KILL YOU SON

[atomic epoch]

Would you consider titanfall 2 a "hero shooter" or "war hero shooter"

[sour rivet]

not all of them have their model change

give it time

[oblique belfry]

i tried to make 4 different people like terraria

so i handled 4 kindergardeners in 1 session

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

mr snow man is still using a old ass design

[frank hearth]

it requires a special type of tism and retardation to like Terraria

[thick plover]

Kelvins design is fine

[frank hearth]

luckly i have both in spades

[sour rivet]

its fine yes

[oblique belfry]

which we possess

[sour rivet]

but compared to others

that one is OLD

like before it was called deadlock

[thick plover]

Its not

Its just the gun model

You change it and boom he look good

[sour rivet]

shave him

turn him bald

[oblique belfry]

idc about the new deadlock update
all i care about is that new sleepy gremlin

[thick plover]

Kill yourself

Hang yourself

[sour rivet]

i dont want to

[thick plover]

Burn yourself

[sour rivet]

why are you so meaan

[thick plover]

Put yourself in a bronze bull

[sour rivet]

i will play him and let you know how he is

[copper vapor]

some of them look great, others look weird in that arstyle

[thick plover]

Do not shave the ginger mountaineer caveman

[oblique belfry]

only saw 1 clip of him hovering in the air

[static axle]

only thing saving midlock is the style it has, do the chars in any other style and

[thick plover]

If you look at any of the 6 new characters

Its legit just peak design

[sour rivet]

some better than others

[thick plover]

U can say the same thing for tf2

[thick plover]

If you made heavy into a realistic looking human

[static axle]

i mean tf2 is tf2, all im gonna say

[thick plover]

He would look like shit

[static axle]

i mean aint that the fat fuck from darktide

[arctic flicker]

Highguard player lol

[static axle]

that i play

[static axle]

i wonder how bad the vid ratio's is now

[halcyon fossil]

i've never drawn the parallel between heavy and ogryn

now i have

[arctic flicker]

it's a kevduit video so it should be good for him

[thick plover]

But generally all the models on deadlock, the ones that r supposed to replace the old ones included, look excellent

Legit just valve cooking

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry what diff we planing on playing

[thick plover]

They haven't cooked this hard since half life alyx and it shows

[static axle]

no i meant the dumb chicks video

[arctic flicker]

oh quite terrible I imagine

[oblique belfry]

master or no balls

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/deal-damn-good-deal-good-deal-id-make-that-deal-gif-27676387

[arctic flicker]

she is gonna be a month long meme

just for the vibes ya know

[oblique belfry]

no seeds btw

just a random seed

master mode

is what i had on mind

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666

[oblique belfry]

it gives shiny trophy when you kill a boss

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-spongebob-so-shiny-can-i-has-can-i-has-it-gif-25668696

[oblique belfry]

we can track our progress with em

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

it's a fun game for people who like moba cbt

[sour rivet]

lmao

[thick plover]

We kill miss piggy in front of geoff then we lob off geoffs head

[sour rivet]

we cant do that to kermit

[thick plover]

We dont care

[static axle]

i mean onlything not saved by artstyle is marathon

[sour rivet]

yoshi

[arctic flicker]

yoshi

[thick plover]

Im in bed yoshi, go fuck yourself

[oblique belfry]

yoshi

[viscid magnet]

highguard patch notes?

[frank hearth]

no we have kojima and miss piggy fuck on stage while Geoff is bound to the cuck chair

[sour rivet]

thanks guys

[static axle]

i mean yes, even true

[thick plover]

No, he would like that, you are mentally insane

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-devil-diabolique-gif-8978142423161291665

[oblique belfry]

aphelios 1 auto = 900 damage in min 15

i smell the loss already

[timid hollow]

mel vs ahri

i have fun

[static axle]

you know kojima doesnt fuck he gets feetjobs

[oblique belfry]

good thats whats important

-# fat fingers w

[sour rivet]

add the hidden king to league what will he say to the champiobns

[thick plover]

The game would be good
If it wasnt marathon and if it wasnt being made by bungie

[oblique belfry]

whos hidden king

we got simp king instead

looking for his dead wife

[sour rivet]

our glorious patron

GOD i love the new designs

[static axle]

i mean it would be good if it wasnt another extraction shooter. made by poogie

[thick plover]

League hasnt had good designs in so long

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

One can only dream we have good shit again

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvGSJiMap-k

[oblique belfry]

everything is so marketable

and mid

[thick plover]

Thank fuck Im playing deadlock now

Yes I will be dick sucking deadlock for 7000 hours

Yes this game is great

Yes everything else is shit

Heil Gaben

[sour rivet]

yes i hate fighting some characters

[static axle]

like sure highguard is a good game for some, but imma still meme on it and same with marathon, borderlands 4.

[sour rivet]

(WHY DOES IVY DO SO BAD EARLY GAME )

MY BABY

[static axle]

bro is in cucklock

rip dumbdan

[oblique belfry]

@thick plover latest "unique" champ release was naafiri

[thick plover]

Cause shes the strongest most versatile character mid and late game

Duhh

[oblique belfry]

rest are mostly fan service

[thick plover]

Go farther back

[sour rivet]

i really need to figure out builds on my own

i just dunno how

i go to the server
i grab whatever build id that seems cool
i use it

[thick plover]

Last one I thought was cool

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

Were ornn and kled

[sour rivet]

actually i dont think i like gun ivy

i think thats the issue

[oblique belfry]

man

[thick plover]

Ivern was cool

Pyke was cool

[oblique belfry]

ivern IS cool

most of these champs are cool

[thick plover]

Yea the game is just shit doge

And you still play it

Whos addicted to slop now

[oblique belfry]

layoffs were the 9/11 of league

[thick plover]

Not me, Im addicted to sludge

[oblique belfry]

nothing has been the same ever since

[thick plover]

❌

They dont want unique shit anymore

They want easy fast money

[oblique belfry]

exactly

[static axle]

i mean theres your reason too. once you pay attention you see it has lot similarities with some of tf2 "assets" and i mean its valve. sure they butchered csgo and shit

but still

[thick plover]

Why do you think smolder designer got laid off after a week

Of him being out

He didnt make money

Bye bye

[pastel wave]

what do we rate the desktop setup

[thick plover]

No job for you

[oblique belfry]

new execs just laid off so many people to save money only to make a gacha system for more money

[static axle]

but even league some of the char dont work with the art style

[oblique belfry]

brother who the fuck lays off 7+ year workers

just for profit

[thick plover]

I think they dont care abt cs anymore

The games done

[static axle]

i mean they made bank from skins so why would they

[thick plover]

Yes it makes money but theyre done with the game

[atomic epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/money-mr-krabs-gif-18326632

[blazing maple]

so highguard sucks

but you know what wont suck?

https://fixvx.com/elliottgray/status/2015889602935193959

elliott (@elliottgray)

https://t.co/Mqn6LYmTN6

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vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Jan 26, 2026, 8:48 PM

[static axle]

you?

[blazing maple]

no I'll suck for the right person

[oblique belfry]

cs2 at this point became valve's main income service

[blazing maple]

I'm pure of heart

[atomic epoch]

Whats this?

[blazing maple]

Marathon

[oblique belfry]

thats why there is barely any content updates and mostly skin releases

[thick plover]

Its gonna sufk

Suck

[oblique belfry]

with the occasional number changes on guns

[thick plover]

Its bungie

[sour rivet]

ill tell you what wont suck

[blazing maple]

if you change 1 pixel of a map cs2 players will send you death threats

[worn echo]

good to see the devs are walking back no proximity chat

[oblique belfry]

"muh layouts"

[thick plover]

It cant be good sam its 40 bucks

[oblique belfry]

they apparently changed some stuff in anubis

[static axle]

i mean we can back to this in 5 weeks or whenever it comes out

[oblique belfry]

didnt see threats yet

[static axle]

deal?

[atomic epoch]

Is the hate on Marathon due to Bungie's dev team

Or are they adding bullshit to it

[sour rivet]

thats why i hate on it idk about anyone else

[thick plover]

Idk only games this year that seem good are indies

[worn echo]

partially

[thick plover]

Like i saw this game called sword hero on my friends wishlist

Checked it out

Yea it looks cool

Now i wait for that

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple this mf is who wont be sucking
SUCKING MY KINGDOM OF RENT THAT IS

fable was cookin here

[blazing maple]

ooooh that's why it had no marketing

[sour rivet]

playground bring back the the eldritch

[worn echo]

theres alot at its core, atleast during testing, which had legitimate objective game design flaws for an extraction looter

[atomic epoch]

I havent heard anything bungie related in years but heard a dev who said some dumb corny stuff about friendship

[thick plover]

I WAS SAYING THIS

I WAS RIGHT

[static axle]

idk, what i've gathered its the stolen art, shit genre, cause its bungie, just over all another mid tier game in mid tier genre

[thick plover]

LETS GO

[blazing maple]

Geoff killed it

[worn echo]

but theyre working on them it seems

[thick plover]

BOGDAN NEVER FAILS

[static axle]

thats what i've gathered

[thick plover]

BOGDAN ALWAYS GUESSES RIGHT

[sour rivet]

he did it on purpose

[sour rivet]

ok can you guess somth for me

[thick plover]

2026 IS MY YEAR

[worn echo]

I still think the long ttk is a shit decision tbh

[sour rivet]

whos the next deadlock hero

[blazing maple]

Geoff you fucking MONSTER

https://insider-gaming.com/highguard-was-meant-to-be-a-shadowdrop/

[thick plover]

Silver

[static axle]

some kind of tree guy thingie for sure

[thick plover]

I guessed rem right btw

[static axle]

trust bro

[sour rivet]

you heard it here

[thick plover]

Silvers next

[oblique belfry]

holy shit

it was the other way around all this time..

[sour rivet]

yeah before silver i thought venetor and rem would be first

but GOD DMAN

[oblique belfry]

geoff you monster

[thick plover]

No were getting insecure warewolf woman with a wolf cut

[static axle]

it's getting there

[sour rivet]

i want graves

[oblique belfry]

concord died for this btw

[atomic epoch]

So highguard does just suck?

[thick plover]

Apollo and celeste are gonna be last

[static axle]

even tarkov is better reviewed than highguard

[atomic epoch]

There is no group beatings over it?

[sour rivet]

sadly :(

[thick plover]

No, its just mid

[static axle]

[thick plover]

The games mid and released early

Cus geoff is a wanker

[thick plover]

Hope he wanks his thing off

Fucking cunt

[oblique belfry]

holy shit geoff

[static axle]

i mean you know whats gonna flop even harder than highguard?

[thick plover]

This is how studios die btw

[worn echo]

geoff dropping the ball for the thirtieth time

[thick plover]

Marathon

[static axle]

imagine dragons singers flop slop game

[thick plover]

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

ya'll forgot about that one didnt ya

[oblique belfry]

the what

[thick plover]

I never heard abt it

[static axle]

last flag

[sullen stag]

@rocky turtle omw to save a sectoid

[blazing maple]

Vile Geoff arc

[oblique belfry]

state of no games

[oblique belfry]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[thick plover]

No no, he picked up the ball and impaled it with a nail when none of the kids wanted to play soccer with him

[rocky turtle]

[blazing maple]

"in honor of my dead father I'm gonna kill this game" - Geoff

[sullen stag]

i made the gauss rifle but i cant equip it on my snipers

@rocky turtle am i missing something

[oblique belfry]

this is like a fucking vendetta

wtf geoff

[static axle]

bro acts like he doesnt know imagine dragons.

anyways https://store.steampowered.com/app/2721340/Last_Flag/

Steam

Last Flag

Last Flag is Capture the Flag, reimagined as a fun-first, fast-paced, third-person team shooter. Master powerful contestants, explore striking battlegrounds, and find your very own playstyle as you compete for glory in the world’s hottest gameshow.…

Release Date

2026

this

[rocky turtle]

what snipers exacly?

[static axle]

and oh boy

[oblique belfry]

no i know imagine dragons

i just dont know the game

[thick plover]

Geoff and miss piggy are like bill and hillary clinton

"Geoff kill this game for me and we will have shmex"

[static axle]

burried on arrival

[oblique belfry]

"Capture the Flag, reimagined as a fun-first, fast-paced, third-person team shooter"

yeah okay bro

not even gonna open the link

[sullen stag]

it just said gauss rifle

it showed me a bunch of guns unlocked but i dunno

[rocky turtle]

some snipers use vektor sniper rifles some are normal ones

[static axle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9J9QtQ2W0U you know what just suffer

[atomic epoch]

We need a hero shooter where we dont have a hero shooter and instead burn the development building

[static axle]

just watch that and come back with changed mind that high guard aint even that bad

[oblique belfry]

just.....

no...

[thick plover]

I think what they shouldve done with highguard is just

[oblique belfry]

the art style

[rocky turtle]

did u craft them tho?

[thick plover]

Remove the looting part of the game

[oblique belfry]

the animations

i cant

[thick plover]

And boom the games perfect

[oblique belfry]

looney tunes ahh shit

[atomic epoch]

I just want a last of us multiplayer clone

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/suffer-gif-25274025

[atomic epoch]

Do these assholes not understand how easy that is

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g80jCMWIGj0

[sullen stag]

in proving grounds? its not an option

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

[thick plover]

No you cant be happy

[atomic epoch]

Atleast concept wise

[rocky turtle]

no in normal crafting

[atomic epoch]

You play it too?

[thick plover]

And you play league over this

[sullen stag]

ooooh

god dammit

[oblique belfry]

okay bogdan

[sullen stag]

thanks

[sour rivet]

sunk cost fallacy

[oblique belfry]

keep yapping about it

it will not change anything

surely

[thick plover]

We know

You rarely play good games

[oblique belfry]

boohoo

get your head out of deadlock once

[rocky turtle]

my list of craftable weapons so big i cant find shit there

[oblique belfry]

to play actual games

[thick plover]

Im playing rainworld actually

[static axle]

[thick plover]

The games good

[oblique belfry]

[atomic epoch]

"Actual games" like valorant and apex legends

[oblique belfry]

no way

[static axle]

says the league player

[thick plover]

I made it to moon and past shaded retard spider cave

[oblique belfry]

[atomic epoch]

New low

[worn echo]

to be fair apex was pretty fun like season 6 and below

[sour rivet]

hes still relevent

?

[static axle]

the irnoy, you can almost weld the irony

[oblique belfry]

brother im talking about ACTUAL actual games

[celest plank]

Nobody is relevant

[oblique belfry]

like rdr2

gta

witcher

yada yada

the big bois

[blazing maple]

he's trying to be

[celest plank]

"X are NOT REAL GAMES!!!!!!!"

[halcyon fossil]

that's fucking awesome. wouldn't expect any less from him

[sour rivet]

only relevence he has is on a list

[celest plank]

POKEMON IS NOT A REAL GAME

[static axle]

bro imma be real you listed 1 good game and even i can vouche how fucking slow it is even tho i loved the story

[celest plank]

STARDEW VALLEY IS NOT A REAL GAME

[celest plank]

mate did you skip over witcher

[oblique belfry]

gime your list of "good games"

[frank hearth]

[celest plank]

he likes cp, its a good one

[static axle]

imo it's not that great sure it's ok

[celest plank]

I respect your opinion

[static axle]

you werent born yet so doesnt matter

[oblique belfry]

ok boomer

mr ATARI and CONTRA over here

-# i loved contra btw

[celest plank]

aint doge from like 2004

[oblique belfry]

2002

[static axle]

ape escape is great too bad hasnt been a new release for 21 years

[celest plank]

youngster

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

cp77 is fun sure, even decent sotry but it aint a good game. it's filled with useless photo mode bs etc

[thick plover]

Played

Im good with not playing triple a shit for a bit

[oblique belfry]

go indie

[thick plover]

Tf u think im doing

You have me added

[oblique belfry]

hades
rainworld
dispatch

[thick plover]

Check my hours

[celest plank]

"real good game", aka stalker 2

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

there it is

[halcyon fossil]

play kenshi

[celest plank]

kenshi is aight

rimworld is better

[halcyon fossil]

they aren't similar at all

[thick plover]

I wanted to do this since 2023 already

[celest plank]

I know

[static axle]

i aint gonna shit on purpose w3, cause its ok but it has issues like everything has i liked it back in 2014 or something but i wouldnt say its a good game

[celest plank]

But I prefer solitaire to fallout 4

[halcyon fossil]

based

[oblique belfry]

mf says he is not good with playing triple A but plays nightreign

[thick plover]

Ive been saying that Geoff is the devil for many years now

[static axle]

just like rdr2 aint a good game but it has goated story

[celest plank]

way more replay value

[thick plover]

Hear me out

Nightreign is friendslop

[oblique belfry]

how

[thick plover]

I dont play it without my friend on

[halcyon fossil]

yeah i can see it

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

@copper vapor

[static axle]

it is friendslop

[celest plank]

you wanna know friendslop?

[static axle]

even mbo will agree

[thick plover]

Randoms are insufferable and I hate them

[celest plank]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2737070/Crime_Simulator/

Steam

Crime Simulator

Crime Simulator IS NOT a stealth-focused simulation like Thief Simulator. Instead, it's a fast-paced, roguelite grind character game, designed around risk, reward, and replayability.

You landed in jail, but a mysterious benefactor bailed you out. Now they want their money back - and fast. Your only chance is to do what you do best: commit…

Price

$14.99

Recommendations

3904

[oblique belfry]

thats why i pinged him

i wanna see his opinion

[celest plank]

best game to fuck around with a buddy

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

3am masterpiece

[oblique belfry]

romania

[halcyon fossil]

does that make darktide friendslop too

[celest plank]

yes

[thick plover]

Me and 2 buds played

[oblique belfry]

l4d2 is friendslop too ig

[thick plover]

Schedule 1

[blazing maple]

gmod is peak friendslop

[thick plover]

And spent 3 hours laughing

At what i named a drug

[celest plank]

farming simulator 2011 is my og friendslop

😭

[oblique belfry]

i guess hd2 is a friendslop too

[celest plank]

its a duty

[sour rivet]

[static axle]

i mean yes

[oblique belfry]

project zomboid too

[static axle]

yes

[oblique belfry]

tf2 as well

[static axle]

yes

[oblique belfry]

same with cs2 and overwatch

[thick plover]

Who gave the Turkish man rights to dub things as friendslop

[static axle]

anything you can play with friends and it becomes easier is friendslop

[oblique belfry]

discord is a friendslop

[static axle]

but not all friendslop is friendslop

[thick plover]

Okay so

[static axle]

cause you can solo hd2

or repo

[thick plover]

If you need friends for the game to be fun

Its friendslop

[oblique belfry]

friendslop+

[oblique belfry]

MHA fan spotted

[thick plover]

I played this with my friend

Oh my god man

[static axle]

so what does that make hd2 then cause shit is boring even with friends, might even be more boring

[thick plover]

It was so peak for 7.4 hrs on release

[halcyon fossil]

soloing my shitty bot missions for shitty super samples

[thick plover]

A job

[oblique belfry]

all you do in hd2 is farm sc to get better gear to get even more sc

[thick plover]

Im saying

They dont got a formula down if you dont roleplay like a retard its not dun

Fun

[static axle]

all you do in hd2 is uninstall it and not play so atro doesnt invite you to sc farm

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

Do you know how many irl jokes that would get me canceled in the US and banned from this server get dropped during 1 hd2 mission

They didn't make up that number yet

[oblique belfry]

this is just like that one time i did a pearl h-

[blazing maple]

oh yeah chat i mentioned it yesterday but idk if anyone noticed but I'm invited to a wedding in 3 months

so that's neat

[sour rivet]

oh wow

[oblique belfry]

woah wtf

[sour rivet]

another?

[oblique belfry]

who's ?

ANOTHER ?

she a celeb

[blazing maple]

My cousin

[oblique belfry]

damn

[sour rivet]

back in june

[blazing maple]

We're tight

[sour rivet]

or somethin similar

[thick plover]

3 months to plan out how to kill everyone at the venue, I believe in you

[blazing maple]

???

[sour rivet]

you went to a wedding thing back in june

[blazing maple]

no i most certainly did not

[sour rivet]

i remember you saying somethign about it

you posted a picture of your hair an everyting

[blazing maple]

I haven't been to a wedding since I was 11 years old

[blazing maple]

ENGAGEMENT PARTY

[sour rivet]

THERE YOU GO

THANK YOU

my b

[oblique belfry]

i was invited to a wedding once but i didnt know anyone there because it was my friend's friend's uncle or smth

[static axle]

but yeah, imma be real not lie that there hasnt been bangers in the past 12 years. but all my good game are stuck in the never to be remade hole in 2005-2010. so hence worth i will equally shit on games even if i play and enjoy them

[blazing maple]

This is the same girl

[static axle]

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[oblique belfry]

and it was almost outside the city

so i didnt bother

[static axle]

wasnt a pleasure

[oblique belfry]

still got the invite tho

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

thats pretty kewl

i been to a wedding once

[oblique belfry]

i went to many weddings but that was mostly parent related

[sour rivet]

i have no idea how old i was

[oblique belfry]

and it was mostly me staying outside the building

[static axle]

but i aint accepting that astrobot is a goty never

[thick plover]

Old ass guy

[oblique belfry]

or just eating the desserts inside the venue

[thick plover]

I think you dont like playing games

[thick plover]

[static axle]

how old are you cockdan

[atomic epoch]

Would you be happier if it were mario

[thick plover]

22

[quiet abyss]

i dont care to ask anymore tbh, mostly because hd2 has gotten stale imo

[thick plover]

I think we would all be happier if geoff got skinned alive on stage this year

[atomic epoch]

That too

[static axle]

i ve played game for 27 years, ofc i dont like them cause its been copy paste for the past 15 years

[static axle]

it got stale for me after the first 2 battlepass thingies

[atomic epoch]

Astrobot wss incredible charming and fun. Every other game in the goty is always just a TRIPLE A game everyone plays or purchases

[thick plover]

Bro if you think astrobot was goty that year

[static axle]

it's no different than l4d2 etc, you can play it occasionally with friends but it aint gonna a daily game

[quiet abyss]

its also stale because AH is absolutely fucking their game

[thick plover]

I am making A HOSPITAL

[quiet abyss]

to death

[thick plover]

FOR ALL ASTROBOT FANS

TO BE CURED

THEY WILL BE PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH EACH OTHER

[rocky turtle]

[thick plover]

WITH ALL THE CHAMBER'S LOADED

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/astro-bot-game-of-the-year-ps5

[atomic epoch]

Astrobot was goty. Deserved it. Best part was it beat wukong which made retards mad

[rocky turtle]

new missions and warbound is

[thick plover]

Wukong did deserve goty

[static axle]

[thick plover]

Its legit just the best game that year

[atomic epoch]

Nah its basically chinese final fantasy 16

[oblique belfry]

china propaganda

[thick plover]

Im missing 1 game i cant remember off the top of my head rn

That was released the same year

[rocky turtle]

chinese cock souls

[quiet abyss]

no i think theyre cool, i want to play them, and i want the new warbond, but the actual gameplay is the same as its always been

[static axle]

@oblique belfry hold me, imma faint, mah old man heart

[quiet abyss]

[rocky turtle]

[thick plover]

Okay and astrobot is just sony mario slop

So like

[oblique belfry]

🧍

[thick plover]

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-faint-church-pass-out-gif-11376423

[thick plover]

TAKE HIS WALLET

TAKE HIS WALLET

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-points-gun-gun-shoot-gif-3298902

do you feel lucky

[atomic epoch]

A platformer as charming as mario is a compliment

Every level (most) has its own charm.

[quiet abyss]

hate do you want to play darktide?

[blazing maple]

chinaslop vs sonygem

[thick plover]

Sony gem

[sour rivet]

the nefarious koreanpeak:

[thick plover]

Come on lads

Sony doesnt make games

They make the last of us remakes

[atomic epoch]

Wukong fans when their graphics cant beat the whimsical joy of a platformer

[jade imp]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-fire-hello-cream-on-face-gif-12811174

[marsh cargo]

that game was fun for like the first hour

[quiet abyss]

mfw hate just ignores my message