#╟❓general-offtopic

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green granite
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Oh no man I do not like Balls

sour rivet
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OFFICER BALLS

green granite
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Let alone Evil

quiet yew
shrewd gull
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what kind of a cat doesnt like balls

oblique belfry
copper vapor
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I'm actually surprised folks here defending hold aim lmao

pliant chasm
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already been through this

shrewd gull
real aspen
oblique belfry
real aspen
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@green granite they turned saturn into anime girl

pliant chasm
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cp77 doesn't even have a proper mod for toggle aim
you need a specific app that keeps bugging out and works outside the game too so it fucks you there

left mantle
pliant chasm
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piece of dogshit

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i love console games proted to pc

green granite
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Including your pen island

oblique belfry
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schizo

green granite
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Im not real

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They did not make fanart of me on R34 so

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Im not real

copper vapor
real aspen
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i love things that arent real

carmine laurel
# oblique belfry schizo

100% if youtubers werent using this game to get rage bait clicks about how it'll fail on launch 90% of these reviews wouldnt be there

green granite
sour rivet
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@oblique belfry @copper vapor that mining thing you mentioned is a timed qte thing

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if you miss its slower

oblique belfry
sour rivet
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yeah

oblique belfry
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mbo

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pack it up

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it aint tcf

sour rivet
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theres also no ambience or music in these maps

left mantle
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Bro a qte?

sour rivet
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like bro

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its so silent

sour rivet
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press at the right time

real aspen
sour rivet
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if you dont its super slow

ripe wyvern
sour rivet
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dude

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i pinge dhim

left mantle
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Bro is this a rythmn game?

oblique belfry
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ah

sour rivet
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BLIND

oblique belfry
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ok so from what i've seen so far

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4 major issues

sour rivet
real aspen
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damn they turned birb into anime girl

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😔

blazing maple
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the doki effect

sour rivet
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choose your doki
dokibird
chibidoki

blazing maple
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my name is Jame Journalist

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I'm looking for my wife

real aspen
sour rivet
oblique belfry
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  1. people are having a hard time in the tutorial which is mostly divided by 2. Some cannot complete it because it keeps giving errors mid playthrough and the other is coping about unskippable tutorial
halcyon fossil
real aspen
oblique belfry
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  1. huge performance issues which makes 90% of reviews
sour rivet
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also i dont know if its her stream

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but the game looks

oblique belfry
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from low ends to the super high ends

sour rivet
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very low res

oblique belfry
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most are complaining about performance

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  1. gamebalance. Apparently 1 team can just speedrun the entire game within minutes and end the games very fast. 1 guy mentioned while he was upgrading the base the enemy just rushed his team with purple / orange tier guns and ended the game.
sour rivet
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yeah what doki was saying that it felt more designed for pre-made teams

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rather than playing with randoms

left mantle
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Thanks for the summary DogePT

real aspen
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like

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they dont have to be revolutionary, but goddamn

carmine laurel
blazing maple
oblique belfry
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  1. People are complaning the game having no content and tried to copy what every game had to offer which in turn failed....which is a cope for a game that JUST launched
carmine laurel
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if you fuck around, the guy with an early powerspike is gonna wipe you

shrewd gull
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Should I do Morrowind rn

carmine laurel
real aspen
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without fast travel jokerge

shrewd gull
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devil

sour rivet
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thats

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demonic

halcyon fossil
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i saw a streamer that does that once

real aspen
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god gave you legs

sour rivet
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almost makes you want V E N G E N C E

real aspen
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USE THEM

arctic flicker
real aspen
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eat it

oblique belfry
real aspen
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to power your legs

shrewd gull
blazing maple
oblique belfry
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oh yea

blazing maple
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HE'S GLAZING IT

oblique belfry
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5th issue

sour rivet
halcyon fossil
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geoff...

oblique belfry
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people are heavily complaining about queue times

oblique belfry
arctic flicker
left mantle
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Geoff is literally their worst enemy rn

shrewd gull
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My beloved

oblique belfry
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bro can just be happy from playing baby blocks

blazing maple
left mantle
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Dude needs to stop fucking glazing it because its having the opposite effect

sour rivet
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not greasy enough

blazing maple
static axle
oblique belfry
sour rivet
static axle
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the space hulk minigun in a tiny dark tunnel be flashing

oblique belfry
frank hearth
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gameplay kinda boring sadly

oblique belfry
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especially considering the fact that its dealing with heavy backlash rn

shrewd gull
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SAINT JIUB

static axle
frank hearth
sour rivet
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(its gonna be rem)

craggy oriole
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live and free

shrewd gull
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oh yeah I forgot the retarded controls in Morrowind

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Space for activate

craggy oriole
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they didnt figure out th ebest keybinds back then they were still fighting off competing scavengers from lionkill carcasses

copper vapor
sour rivet
onyx vigil
shrewd gull
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Hmmmm what run should I do

sour rivet
shrewd gull
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Im thinking spear, medium armor, with magic

craggy oriole
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alteration illusion mage

shrewd gull
sour rivet
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levitate with spear

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be an asshole

shrewd gull
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fuck no

carmine laurel
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???

shrewd gull
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Should I do Argonian run then

carmine laurel
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you dont need to be a high elf to use alteration and illusion

craggy oriole
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dont be a high elf

shrewd gull
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Them stinkies are like this

blazing maple
slim magnet
craggy oriole
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also dont hate on high elves please

sour rivet
craggy oriole
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im tall, theyre tall, but everyone calls them pretty (except skyrim)

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so it feels nice

sour rivet
craggy oriole
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really tall

carmine laurel
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the high elf base game story in ESO is the best story

left mantle
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Have you heard of the high elves?

copper vapor
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or are you "just baiting"

shrewd gull
craggy oriole
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i hear syndicates of wizards are boycotting imperial goods

carmine laurel
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or I mean the Aldmeri dominion story actually

craggy oriole
copper vapor
carmine laurel
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fuck now I've made myself wanna play eso again

sour rivet
shrewd gull
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Oh fuck what is the sex bonus for argonian again

sour rivet
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wait 2 more months

halcyon fossil
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yeah i don't know what the fuck this chat member is on about

sour rivet
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update coming

green granite
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@oblique belfry

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Wanna see a painful picture

oblique belfry
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a

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suyre

real aspen
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ermm is loremaster an actual word, outside of games

brittle karma
green granite
shrewd gull
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Male has 10+ on agility and speed but -10 on willpower and female has +10 on intelligence

carmine laurel
halcyon fossil
blazing maple
oblique belfry
blazing maple
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you're jumping at shadows

oblique belfry
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slurp that shit in 1 go

rocky turtle
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its time jokerge

craggy oriole
shrewd gull
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Should I do min maxing or not

sour rivet
real aspen
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in what

sour rivet
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do you know the locations of all the legendary stuff?

shrewd gull
shrewd gull
real aspen
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oh morrow

sour rivet
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artifacts in general

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not just daedric

real aspen
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idk

shrewd gull
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I do know some

real aspen
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minmaxxers should explode

sour rivet
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get lords mail

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i think that was medium

shrewd gull
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heavy

halcyon fossil
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ah fuck i guess it makes sense that mining drill mk II cost ferrite parts

copper vapor
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*sam

shrewd gull
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I know the fucking cat guy in Balmora that has the "daedric" spear

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I fucking love that one

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Its a bound spear

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Fucking big

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Cheap also?

blazing maple
sour rivet
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josta jr.

carmine laurel
sour rivet
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inb4 he says rent free

blazing maple
copper vapor
craggy oriole
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youre the fixated one

sour rivet
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do you see these people right now?

craggy oriole
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its been 15 minutes

halcyon fossil
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he's so weird about it

real aspen
blazing maple
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ignore kate

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she's an outlier

celest plank
copper vapor
craggy oriole
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everyone does anyway

copper vapor
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can't tell we're having a conversation

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go do your twice-daily "should I do it chat" shenanigans, we're busy

sour rivet
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should i not do it chat

blazing maple
copper vapor
blazing maple
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Do I should it chat

left mantle
real aspen
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why is mbo seething

celest plank
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yes

sour rivet
craggy oriole
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ok i get it you all hate me

real aspen
celest plank
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the fucks going on

pliant chasm
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jumpscared by fucking santa

sour rivet
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kate is stealing my flow

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IM the one hated

craggy oriole
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im leaving this server

sour rivet
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IM the usual attention seeker

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THIS

real aspen
sour rivet
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THIS FIEND IS STEALING EVERYTHING OF MINE

celest plank
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see ya in 13 minutes

sour rivet
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oh they actually left

celest plank
left mantle
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Not saying its never the case, just this time is you being the weird one.

shrewd gull
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fuck it we ball

celest plank
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they are gonna be back in 8 minutes

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im calling it

blazing maple
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she seems

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stable

sour rivet
pliant chasm
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what happened

gaunt flint
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wpn_svds_pmc: r:6:10 → Can someone tell me what excatly the 6 and 10 stand for. The "r" stands for "random" as far as i know and refers to attachments.

celest plank
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classic attention seeking

sour rivet
pliant chasm
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someone give a rundown

sour rivet
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dw about it homeslice

shrewd gull
real aspen
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and cows

blazing maple
pliant chasm
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i want to know

real aspen
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...do cows get stables?

pliant chasm
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im not worried

celest plank
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:3 im gonna do it chat but im not actually gonna do it but im gonna tell you guys so somebody will feel bad about me despite me living life at its best

sour rivet
copper vapor
sour rivet
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noooo?

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yes?

real aspen
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damn

copper vapor
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or... were

celest plank
blazing maple
shrewd gull
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Oh fuck, Sign of Lady or Lover... 25 agility or 25 endurance/personality

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Fuck it we go lover

halcyon fossil
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are the furry weirdos in the room with us right now

blazing maple
copper vapor
blazing maple
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Me personally I'm an atronach

sour rivet
shrewd gull
sour rivet
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waow

left mantle
blazing maple
shrewd gull
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85 agility immediately, nice

blazing maple
sour rivet
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you can

real aspen
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also make that 3 furry weirdos lol

blazing maple
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why did todd allow that?

sour rivet
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oh hey sleepy title is back

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yippie

copper vapor
left mantle
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Its okay to find an aspect of a character's animation set cool that it actually exists.

copper vapor
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guess that does make me overblown

blazing maple
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man this mbo guy keeps talking about furries

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chill out

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we've already moved on

copper vapor
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I'm going to ask a professional furry about this and learn from the experience

halcyon fossil
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least aggro mini josta interaction

real aspen
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yes

celest plank
gaunt flint
blazing maple
celest plank
real aspen
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we're now talking about how much we love romancing horrors beyond mortal comprehension

shrewd gull
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stolem >:3

copper vapor
left mantle
blazing maple
ripe wyvern
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I'm watching the latest love death robots season and they really had to put fuckin mr beast in it eww pepew ruined

blazing maple
gaunt flint
sour rivet
celest plank
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The conclusion that we are going to reach one way or another is, you are all a bunch of retards

real aspen
pliant chasm
shrewd gull
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Oh fuck time to steal the fucking key thing

sour rivet
pliant chasm
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yea

celest plank
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everyone got aggroed

timid hollow
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kate gone?

blazing maple
sour rivet
pliant chasm
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ah

sour rivet
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super tl;dr

left mantle
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Good.

pliant chasm
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ok

celest plank
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epstein frick niceguys

real aspen
blazing maple
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that meme from ratatoullie of like

Gets critisized once
Fucking dies

celest plank
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20 years in offtopic, everybody hated me

sour rivet
celest plank
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i compromised

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i left the server instead

copper vapor
shrewd gull
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easy

static axle
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@frank hearth

shrewd gull
static axle
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can i be honest

celest plank
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yooo hate

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frostpunk is lit

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ty

frank hearth
slim magnet
sour rivet
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yeah

static axle
sour rivet
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she loves it

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but this?

static axle
sour rivet
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idk if she does

slim magnet
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(i don't watch her at all but i just know the backstory because i orbit the sphere)

frank hearth
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high diff is where shit goess fucking mental

sour rivet
upbeat verge
sour rivet
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(AND THE TEAM WON)

celest plank
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furry weirdo talk has gotta be defused by sopranosposting

blazing maple
static axle
sour rivet
timber oxide
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Retards and terminally online people, I present to you the Arknights Endfield review by the local gacha expert (me). Hopefully it won't be too long.

Let's start with one important thing - I played the game on mobile so I won't go too deep into controls cause I have no fucking idea. But the mobile controls are not the greatest, but also not the worst. They are simple enough that you can do stuff, but there's so many buttons on the screen and they sometimes require you to do more than just pressing them to do stuff that it sometimes slows down the gameplay, which I hope isn't an issue on the superior pc master race gaming.
The graphics are ok on mobile and even on low settings the game looks good enough that I don't want to bleach my eyes. The character models especially look good, go figure, and even the random no name NPCs don't look terribly ugly. The world looks relatively nice and the overall aesthetics are fine.
Combat is a thing that exists in this game and I saw a few people here say that it's great, but to be honest - it isn't. It also isn't bad, don't get me wrong. It's your standard press button to attack, press button to skill, press button to ultimate and nothing else. You also can dodge attacks and you get a wacky woohoo slow motion if you do it at a right time. Other characters in your party do contribute to combat even if you're not actively controlling them, but you still have to manually tell them to use skills and ultimates, and the game uses a very fucking stupid skill point system where you can't use skills if you're out of them. I'm not sure if ai controlled party memebers can take damage. But you can equip consumables that get automatically used, and a few of them are healing items. I'm not sure if there are dedicated healers in the game.
Character designs range from ugh to ok, the main player character looks mid in both male and female versions, and probably the best looking character is the Dante Devil May Cry guy. Speaking of characters - there are 4 star, 5 star and 6 star characters. Guess they really want to squeeze your money out of your wallet or bank account that hopefully is not in debt. The positive is that headhunting will always give you characters.
Speaking of headhunting, which is the main gacha component of the, well, gacha game. The system itself is your standard "roll for shit, roll X times for guarantee" type of deal but right now I'm not sure if the rolls carry over between banners. Hopefully they do, for the reasons I'm about to get into.
The fucking prices of premium currency are awful and to be honest people who got their paypal accounts hacked by playing this game deserve this for buying anything for those prices. I'm not going to get deeper into that because that's simply how expensive everything is.
The factorio component is ok.
6/10, would watch people get their paypal hacked again

celest plank
static axle
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just need more players for higher diff

frank hearth
copper vapor
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nice job pyrson

static axle
timber oxide
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I said I'm gonna make a review

rocky turtle
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oh shit avenger defense keksad

left mantle
static axle
pliant chasm
celest plank
timber oxide
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tl;dr
game ok, combat ok, factorio ok, characters meh, graphics good, monetization terrible even for a gacha

celest plank
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habatat

copper vapor
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I'm so glad I found this gif

pliant chasm
pallid sapphire
pliant chasm
pallid sapphire
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p!prime

muted gyroBOT
real aspen
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(real)

pallid sapphire
shrewd gull
pliant chasm
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soon i guess

celest plank
pliant chasm
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ask the same question tommorow

timber oxide
timber oxide
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Oh I also didn't mention the story, which I guess says enough about it

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I guess it has one

pliant chasm
celest plank
# pliant chasm

this could have been a dream sequence and nobody would batch an eye

slim magnet
celest plank
pliant chasm
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😏

real aspen
pliant chasm
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lotsa moni in dis shi

shrewd gull
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these fucking guys have so kmuch moon sugar

celest plank
rocky turtle
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holy that crit

oblique belfry
celest plank
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but thats after you finish it

timber oxide
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Doge have you seen the wall of text

oblique belfry
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of what

pliant chasm
shrewd gull
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wheres the sneak indicator in morrowind again

celest plank
oblique belfry
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allat yap for a gacha game

pliant chasm
timber oxide
oblique belfry
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fair enough

timber oxide
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I'd do all that yap for League if I had to

oblique belfry
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guess ill read it now

celest plank
shrewd gull
oblique belfry
timber oxide
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But the issue with League is that I can't yap about it cause I haven't played it in years and it would be unfair

celest plank
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you can

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say its shit

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nobody will notice

timber oxide
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I mean, we all know it to be true

real aspen
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i'd yap about zenless but... i cant

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im too retarded to critically analyze a game, i just enjoy it

oblique belfry
timber oxide
real aspen
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one thing i kind miss about it, is how linear the missions are, a few detours and hidden shortcuts would be cool

halcyon fossil
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me critically analyzing every frame of the ass jiggle in zenless

celest plank
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greasing the union

timber oxide
oblique belfry
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@celest plank s6 ep 9

celest plank
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he was just fooling around

timber oxide
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Premium ass jiggle

celest plank
carmine laurel
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wtf is Klein doing here

celest plank
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more christopher-tony bonding

real aspen
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does endfield have a cute maid with superhuman strength and a large melee weapon?

real aspen
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yes

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and corin

rocky turtle
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ayo long time no see mf

timber oxide
halcyon fossil
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it also has a demonkin tech priest

real aspen
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dante is NOT a cute maid with large melee weapon

timber oxide
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Fuck you mean

halcyon fossil
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dante has multiple large melee weapons

rocky turtle
left mantle
pliant chasm
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you can play your gacha slop all you want
but don't bring that shit near my peak

timber oxide
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I will bring it near your peak and you can't stop me

real aspen
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as will i

halcyon fossil
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dante is in punishing grey raven and there's nothing you can do about it

pliant chasm
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i don't have to

timber oxide
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Let us all bring a different gacha game to youyou's peak

pliant chasm
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you'll bankrupt yourself to get your ai generated anime girl maid

carmine laurel
real aspen
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does wwm have gacha

timber oxide
real aspen
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i havent played enough to know

lucid latch
pliant chasm
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scared the shit outta me

real aspen
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same

arctic flicker
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screenshot dump jumpscare, thought it was a scammer

halcyon fossil
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collage jumpscare

real aspen
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i thought it was a spam bot

lucid latch
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oh

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sorry everyone

pliant chasm
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it's fine

pure compass
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where is ishowspeed's casino wtf

pliant chasm
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better than casino scams

oblique belfry
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@celest plank 2 mins into the episode and this mf already forgotten about adriana

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new pregnant woman

lucid latch
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Is my gmod good tho?

real aspen
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a bit oversaturated

real aspen
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though i like it that way

lucid latch
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Its the reshade

oblique belfry
lucid latch
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Got it from a friend on a server

pliant chasm
arctic flicker
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Haven't played Gmod in years, is MP servers still ass

oblique belfry
timber oxide
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If I were to like, rank, the gacha games I played, I'd put Endfield above Genshin, Horses and Blue Archive but below Zenless, Star Rail, Impact 3rd and Exilium

quiet abyss
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@zealous depot are you free?

pliant chasm
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probably my most "hated" scene after ||the rape one||

quiet abyss
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I STILL NEED THAT RUSTED GEAR??

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i thought i got that damned thing

halcyon fossil
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endfield has the exploration sauce, it's actually fun to explore and isn't just a percentage

timber oxide
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That's why it's above Genshin

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In my ranking

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But that's personal opinion and I can see people saying that they genuinely like it and it won't trigger my "but it's shit" response

real aspen
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i like genshin exploration but i also dont intentionally go for 100% completion

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pretty relaxing to just walk around

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graphics may be simplistic but they're still charming

timber oxide
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Nah man these graphics outdated as fuck

copper vapor
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and weird shit like a token that lets you send one message in global chat kek1

pliant chasm
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what's wwm

timber oxide
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What

real aspen
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where

copper vapor
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winds

timber oxide
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meet

pliant chasm
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ah

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chinese spongebob

oblique belfry
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with the power of our friendship ahh reply

timber oxide
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Friendship?

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We genuinely hate each other

halcyon fossil
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i've missed all the where winds meet hype

pallid sapphire
upbeat verge
lucid latch
real aspen
# timber oxide We genuinely hate each other

To hate is to focus intense emotion, effort and attention onto someone with such intense fervor that it clouds your mind to reason
hatred sets your heart ablaze
is that not a form of love?

halcyon fossil
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oh fuck erm

copper vapor
halcyon fossil
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not enough purple

copper vapor
halcyon fossil
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yea quite a bit

pliant chasm
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only saw shit about character creator

timber oxide
cunning bronze
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https://youtu.be/o7arbrRHx0U?si=hjoxlvuRqtoikv35 💔 once again go shiina making goated music

Main menu theme - Main title theme - Code Vein 2

In a future world where humans and Revenants coexist… Due to the sudden appearance of the Luna Rapacis, Revenants have transformed into mindless monsters called Horrors.

As a Revenant hunter, the player shall halt the world's inevitable collapse by traveling to the past with a girl called Lou ...

▶ Play video
rocky turtle
carmine laurel
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1st

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use it to kill avatars, rulers and mecs

pallid sapphire
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Death to the Alien

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Heretic

copper vapor
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you forgot the mutant

pallid sapphire
rocky turtle
arctic flicker
oblique belfry
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nani

copper vapor
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lmao extra xp is the only incentive?

arctic flicker
static axle
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eyeball

arctic flicker
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poke it

carmine laurel
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@left mantle

oblique belfry
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and it will be smth like 500 xp

arctic flicker
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Time to rob the birds of their nuts and eggs I guess

cunning bronze
quiet abyss
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you didnt tell me

arctic flicker
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Better get an actual trophy case for this

quiet abyss
rocky turtle
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@sour rivet i think lei heng is cooked

static axle
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time for a nap peeposleepbed

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@frank hearth i was 1 eye closed whole last matvh

pure compass
frank hearth
static axle
green granite
static axle
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and this is how i have so many few hour games @frank hearth i literally get tired and go nap kekl

rocky turtle
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31 crit yoooo

astral junco
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So exited for this to come out

rocky turtle
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bro wtf is this maps its 4 more mechs KekSkew

arctic flicker
rocky turtle
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yoo new armor POGGIES1

green granite
halcyon fossil
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yeah i'm starting to feel it. the factory.

proven tundra
#

That's a weird looking factory

oblique belfry
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@celest plank we are with the vipers

rocky turtle
green granite
sullen stag
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bro we had a match last an hour

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uninstalling this dogshit game

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i hope geoff gets shunned forever

oblique belfry
green granite
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Dude got nasty backshot
Stood up
Nailed the Radscorp to the wall

rocky turtle
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im not getting mechs this month kekcry

green granite
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Boone: giga_chad

pallid sapphire
#

Looks like im the only one hating Boone

sullen stag
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go away geoff game forever

proven tundra
#

Alexa, What is Highguard

sullen stag
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a trash game apparently that mostly has devs from concord

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but take that with a grain of salt cant confirm

pallid sapphire
#

Highguard,more like Highquark

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Its traaaaaash

sullen stag
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wokeguard

rocky turtle
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finally poggies

rocky turtle
pallid sapphire
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5 penetration

sullen stag
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after work imma play

pallid sapphire
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Ok thats cool

rocky turtle
sullen stag
#

what the

rocky turtle
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and it can use psy abilities too

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damn

copper vapor
arctic flicker
rocky turtle
copper vapor
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did bro really have to throw "incestuous" in there

left mantle
#

yeah that word is only in that sentence to accentuate their displeasure and 100% could've been left out without changing the content

sullen stag
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the copium

copper vapor
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he's... not wrong

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no game needs 20 million players to be successful

sullen stag
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you would be right

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BUT ITS A MULTIPLAYER GAME

copper vapor
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even mp games

sullen stag
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if you have no player base

agile bluff
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depends on average gamesize

sullen stag
#

what do you have

agile bluff
sullen stag
#

what quote

copper vapor
sullen stag
#

IM NOT QUOTING INVINCIBLE

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no one is saying it needs to be in the millions

agile bluff
#

game profitable if: game makes more money through sales than it cost to actually make the game

sullen stag
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but at the very least you want a healthy player base

rocky turtle
#

time to kill hunter letsgooo

agile bluff
#

if your game is profitable at 200 players its profitable at 200 players

arctic flicker
sullen stag
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i like hunter

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hes very down to earth for an alien

sullen stag
green granite
#

What do college student and mentally problem person have in common?

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They all live in an asylum

copper vapor
sullen stag
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BROOOOO

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im cryinnngg

agile bluff
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its like making another massive budget hero shooter, how could you possibly think this would be profitable

sullen stag
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cause they didnt

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higher ups never think

agile bluff
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common rich people L

sullen stag
#

again the negativity would not be so bad if geoff didnt promote it

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at most a mixed

agile bluff
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respawn studio doesnt even hold any weight anymore because the people who made mw2 and tf2 are just gone doing their own thing, so its basically a different studio now

sullen stag
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this game was not anywhere near ready to come out

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these dumb fucks never learn

oblique belfry
#

terraria 1.4.5

sullen stag
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back 4 blood, that uh fake fallout new vegas game

oblique belfry
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less then 24 hours away

agile bluff
#

so stupid that people think that if you work at a game studio youll work there for like 10+ years

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im willing to bet the frictional games that made amnesia arent the same frictional games that made SOMA, and that frictional games isnt the same that made the bunker, and maybe even that studio isnt the same thats gonna make their new game

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i mean maybe you have lead people stay aruond but unless their name is on the thing you make its not gonna be the thing you like

oblique belfry
rocky turtle
sullen stag
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i could see that

oblique belfry
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i forgot to ping hunter

raven swan
#

Good morning chatters

oblique belfry
#

dont recycle

arctic flicker
#

considering the ethereals penchant ability for genetic manipulation yes

oblique belfry
#

you're up early

raven swan
#

It's half past 3 am

celest plank
#

So I finished watching tenet

oblique belfry
#

ye

celest plank
#

that was confusing as fuck

oblique belfry
#

you are usually online few hours later

celest plank
#

i have no idea what the movie was about but it was entertaining kekl

raven swan
oblique belfry
#

oh you are on train

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nvm then

raven swan
#

Mhm

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Going home

rocky turtle
#

i love my medic

left mantle
#

The idea that devs are working for game studios for long stretches of time is a cultural holdover from the time when companies actually kept people for 10+ years beyond the people who bruteforced their way into the management

carmine laurel
#

there are companies that keep devs for a long period of time

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valve

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however that doesnt mean anything

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the code monkey making it possible to move from A to B has nothing to do with the games story or cohesion

oblique belfry
#

the goat already uploaded

left mantle
#

Yknow what company would benefit from firing a long term member of their team?

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Bethesda.

copper vapor
left mantle
#

Fucking fire your writing lead please he's so fucking bad

copper vapor
#

for instance supergiant

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they got their artstyle locked down

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working on the same engine for years

raven swan
copper vapor
#

never

oblique belfry
left mantle
#

Its crazy how Bethesda gets ragged on for their story each game after he took the position

raven swan
#

The Bethesda guy

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Fnv is the only fallout game

rocky turtle
left mantle
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Fo3 wasn't awful but cmon man, 4 is literally the same fucking overarching plot but inverse.

rocky turtle
raven swan
carmine laurel
raven swan
left mantle
#

I need to find X, explore strange wasteland, uncover conspiracy surrounding a technologically superior force that is 90% just straight up evil, turns out X is involved in that. Rinse and repeat

carmine laurel
#

like that guy who quit and did an interview after getting passed over for es6 lead went and said that without todd making decisions, no one makes decisions and then they make bad decisions

#

so you have this multi-critically acclaimed studio, without a single person who can make a choice on a topic

raven swan
#

It's not like tod makes only good decisions either

carmine laurel
#

sure but if your options are Todd makes choices or no one makes choices

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then every todd decision is by nature good

copper vapor
carmine laurel
#

cause at least he picked a stance instead of doing nothing

halcyon fossil
#

skyrim is 15 years old

slim magnet
#

@little depot

left mantle
#

Also please I know you guys are trained on your engine but you need to let that shit die if you aren't going to fundamentally upgrade it

raven swan
carmine laurel
#

its currently getting massive upgrades

left mantle
#

Uh huh

#

Sure

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I'll fuckin believe that in 40 years

carmine laurel
#

"massive" definition remains to be see, but they are upgrading it for something

raven swan
#

"massive upgrades"
Looks inside
Still Loading screen when opening doors

#

Even Witcher 1 got doors right

rocky turtle
#

we doing good so far PeepoHappy

copper vapor
left mantle
#

Can't wait for the "This game doesn't fake space travel" video

oblique belfry
#

dude the hud is literally apex

halcyon fossil
#

still unable to program functional ladders KekSkew

copper vapor
oblique belfry
#

from the health bars

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the tactical location

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with a sprinkle of borderlands

raven swan
#

I had this idea where launching your space ship would be a QTE mini game and apparently some indie guy did the same for their jet to get out of a stall

#

It was cool looking at it

left mantle
#

And we all know exactly which game I mean kek1

raven swan
#

Look at this shit

carmine laurel
raven swan
#

So good

carmine laurel
#

I forget to send it to you

left mantle
#

Still can't wait to see when they decide its okay to drop SQ42 this year

raven swan
#

Squadron 42?

carmine laurel
#

if they have a brain they'll drop it like 1 week into summer holidays

raven swan
#

The star citizen game?

carmine laurel
#

yeah the one thats never coming out

raven swan
#

It's coming this year DoakesOhShit??

left mantle
#

I wouldnt be shocked if they decided early June yeah

raven swan
#

Watch RSI fumble it and release it next to gta6

carmine laurel
#

thats not a fumble

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it'll be cheaper by a mile

raven swan
#

Huh

carmine laurel
#

and you dont need a next gen pc for it like you will for gta

raven swan
#

I doubt gta6 will be that next gen

#

It will be a watchdogs situation with it

#

I'm calling it

carmine laurel
#

gta6 went far enough to show off how they've detailed modeled drinks glasses

left mantle
#

Gta6 will be.

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GTA5 was already a pain in the ass for computers during its time

slim magnet
#

gta 5 ran better than gta 4 on pc on release

opal star
slim magnet
#

expanded and enhanced on pc also runs better than rdr2's pc port

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it's crazy how it's rockstar only first party port to pc that's not unfathomably ass

raven swan
rocky turtle
#

BRO DIED TO OVERWATCH LMAO

verbal lodge
#

how is highgard looking gamers?
was geff keighely right? is it the greatest extraction hero shooter battle royal looter shooter?

verbal lodge
raven swan
#

I really don't think the PS5 has the horsepower to push all the fidelity gta6 trailers show

#

I'm just tempering my expectations

halcyon fossil
#

ps6 no games

slim magnet
#

i mean rockstar always targets 30

arctic flicker
carmine laurel
slim magnet
#

their games universally break apart if you play them above 30

rocky turtle
slim magnet
#

rdr2 looked phenomenal on the ps4

left mantle
#

"Cinematic"

opal star
#

They did show gameplay in the trailers, not everything was perfect when you looked closely.
It'll be fine.

slim magnet
#

the game will look good but you'll have to compromise for 30fps until it releases on pc

#

where you'd be able to maybe play it at 60 and watch as multiple systems stop working

raven swan
#

30 with excursions to 25 doakes

slim magnet
#

or start behaving weirdly

raven swan
#

Also

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PSSR

#

pisser ohno

opal star
#

The pro is probably going to be 30 fps locked as well, just a little better looking.

rocky turtle
#

new guns poggies

verbal lodge
raven swan
#

Now they'll make doom

oblique belfry
rocky turtle
oblique belfry
#

watched a few highguard clips

#

and i saw one comment saying "this could've been just an apex gamemode"

#

and i 100% agree with that comment

#

this shit is literally apex

left mantle
oblique belfry
#

from the moment and the abilities

#

its literally apex

#

they should've just swallowed their pride and still worked for EA / Respawn

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to make a new gamemode instead

blazing maple
timber oxide
#

I wonder how much dick sucking is happening in the replies

raven swan
#

Just FIVE more kilometres and I'll be home

raven swan
#

It's like one and something mile?

left mantle
#

3.1 miles to go kek1

raven swan
#

Oh

left mantle
#

A mile is like... 1.6 km

frail leafBOT
#

📏 5.0km (kilometers) is equal to 3.107mi (miles)

raven swan
#

U rite

carmine laurel
#

well yeah

#

he an architect

blazing maple
carmine laurel
#

numbers is what he do

left mantle
#

Do not fucking call me an architect

raven swan
carmine laurel
timid hollow
#

what are you

#

you draw plans for construction?

left mantle
#

Mechanical Engineer.

timid hollow
#

oh

#

noice

silent vessel
#

Bullpoped springfield rifle

raven swan
carmine laurel
left mantle
#

It is not.

timid hollow
#

sure ted mosby

carmine laurel
rocky turtle
#

the gang

left mantle
#

I don't want to be called those fucking idiots

left mantle
#

The amount of shit ideas I've heard from an architect is enough for one lifetime

timid hollow
#

architect is drawing stuff and you actually have to figure it out?

raven swan
#

So you're the engineering equivalent of the fun police?

left mantle
timber oxide
#

The more I play Endfield the more it feels like I play a cheap Xenoblade Chronicles ripoff with Factorio slapped in

oblique belfry
#

why am i playing against a challenger 1k lp

#

i just wanted to try out a build :c

left mantle
#

Its like that unfinished building in new York that leans

#

The company building it ignored the consultation on the building and now its a huge failure

timber oxide
#

I think I'm going insane, hold up

left mantle
#

Well wouldn't be the first time someone felt like that

noble basin
timber oxide
verbal lodge
timber oxide
rocky turtle
#

@sullen stag

thick plover
#

Deadlock updates

timber oxide
#

That is if we're talking about XC3's combat

thick plover
#

THE SERVERS DONT WORK

verbal lodge
#

It would explain why the enemies in endfield have such insane tracking

timber oxide
#

Perlica looks like Mio from XC3

#

Almost 1:1

#

Eye color is different

#

That would also explain why it's one of the few characters I like

halcyon fossil
#

perlica is alternate reality persica girls frontline

timber oxide
#

Yeah so the game looks better on PC, who would've guessed

#

But combat is much better on mobile

#

Which is fucking amazing, how did they do it

verbal lodge
#

I wouldnt play the game on touch screen. Plug in a controller

timber oxide
#

I guess controller would be the best

#

But k&m is ass

thick plover
#

@sour rivet btw rem is out

raven swan
#

I'M FREE

thick plover
raven swan
#

FREE FROM THE TRAIN

sour rivet
#

i know

thick plover
#

the servers dont work birb

#

its so funny

#

the game just doesnt function right now

#

cause theres 100k+ players

timber oxide
#

Endfield makes me realize that I actually do not want a PC port of Xenoblade Chronicles games

#

The controls would kill me

#

It's not even that they are hard to learn, they are just

#

Imagine something

#

As inconvenient as possible

halcyon fossil
#

i think the kbm controls are fine

timber oxide
#

I don't

halcyon fossil
#

press 1234 and e sometimes while holding m1

verbal lodge
#

I dont get how tf people do factory building on mobile doe

#

Imagine how fuck it gets with the fluid stuff later

halcyon fossil
#

i assume the top down view is the only option if you value your sanity

viscid magnet
timber oxide
verbal lodge
#

It doesnt even feel like its designed for controller

thick plover
#

WAAAAIT

#

THEY DISABLED REM @sour rivet

halcyon fossil
timber oxide
#

And then you don't dodge at all because why would you

thick plover
#

REM WAS OUT FOR 10 MINUTES AND HE ALREADY BROKE THE GAME

quiet abyss
#

i love when i get to both kill people and help them in the same match

#

arc raiders is hilarious

#

just shot some dudes head off early in the match, save one at the end

timber oxide
#

I would honestly like the system more if party members would use skills on their own and skills were on cooldown instead of a rarted skill point system and then I just manually ult when I want to

#

Kinda like

#

Xenoblade Chronicles

halcyon fossil
#

i'm trying to like the sp system

timber oxide
#

I tried

#

I really did

halcyon fossil
#

it's a little unwieldy, but gear probably fixes that down the line

timber oxide
#

But the sp system combined with the micromanagement of my party skills makes me just not use skills at all

rocky turtle
verbal lodge
#

Some teams seem pretty sp hungry, like laevatain

#

Atleast akekuri helps

timber oxide
#

Like, I gave this game a 6/10 for a reason, ok