╟❓general-offtopic

[latent hazel]

what are you talking about

[oblique belfry]

why is "custom volume controls" accessibility

[sour rivet]

are you refrencing what i think you are

or is this justa coincidence

[pliant chasm]

titanfall who ?
it's highguard time my fellow gamers

[sullen stag]

hes referencing a situation that happened in marvel rivals

[copper vapor]

no

[oblique belfry]

highguard

just a minute away

-# surely

[copper vapor]

I'm referencing sam saying she's gonna play marathon now because "they're cultivating a vibe"

[oblique belfry]

ITS ON

[blazing maple]

highguard, free to play

It's time to highguard

[oblique belfry]

LET THE FLOOD COMMENCE

[arctic flicker]

surprisingly accurate timetable

[pliant chasm]

tbh it you would be really funny if highguard doesn't die in 1 year

[blazing maple]

Halo lore:

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

spamming f5 to see reviews rn

[sour rivet]

dont even joke lass

[oblique belfry]

to see if there will be people spammnig reviews

[rocky turtle]

i explored half of the map dont fkn tell me all 30 stacked in 1 place

[oblique belfry]

min 1

[static axle]

"semi realistic" huh

[copper vapor]

don't play highguard, play this instead https://store.steampowered.com/app/2142680/Kiki/

Steam

Kiki

A vibrant platformer with unique graphics and catchy chiptune soundtrack! Dodge treacherous traps and obstacles, overcome only by your agility and quick reflexes. Don’t miss the chance to test your abilities and become a true master of jumping! 🏃‍♀️

✨VARIOUS OBSTACLES…

Price

$4.99

[sour rivet]

give it an hour

[oblique belfry]

KIKI DO YOU LOV-

🛌

[arctic flicker]

good aids pharmacy

[rocky turtle]

well at least not all 30

[verbal gate]

I remember when every single vehicle in online had the same amount of downforce and could stop on a dime since thats what's needed for their mission structure to be the perfect amount of annoying and playable

[static axle]

i dont think i will

[oblique belfry]

lmao

[static axle]

best part about gta has been the radios and ads etc

[blazing maple]

turkish hardware detected, deleting steam

[oblique belfry]

i just wanna check its space mf

[sour rivet]

its 25 gigs

[arctic flicker]

haven't played GTA 5 but heard the radio got ridiculous convos

[oblique belfry]

could be more or less

[static axle]

the radio host just climaxed

[sour rivet]

dead game

[oblique belfry]

not even a main page ad btw 🥀

[copper vapor]

lmao this game's cover

[slim magnet]

¡Cima ha caído, chavales!

[rocky turtle]

i love trench gun

[sullen stag]

im gonna beat you

[sour rivet]

promise?

[oblique belfry]

eh imma check it out in few minutes

[sullen stag]

no

[oblique belfry]

let the slop consumers download the game

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/608300269054197773/1442676079302279168/asphyxiezgeg.gif

holy fuck reading steam curators gave me an aneurism

[verbal gate]

SHOUT OUT TO MY MAN ERNESTO ASALTACUNAS

[pliant chasm]

i want to kms

what the fuck is this shit

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/flowrmosh/status/2012200673878921247

KNOL (@flowrmosh)

scene queen neeko💙💜💛

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Jan 16, 2026, 4:30 PM

[pliant chasm]

they talk madshit about some game then praise a vr porn game

[sour rivet]

NEEKO!

[oblique belfry]

buh

[copper vapor]

you should probably not read steam curators

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/flowrmosh/status/2015822036132839807

KNOL (@flowrmosh)

scene queen briar XDD <3

QRT: flowrmosh
scene queen neeko💙💜💛

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Jan 26, 2026, 4:20 PM

[verbal gate]

Sup baby i see I know what your doing out there with the liberty swingers alright

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

BRIRA

[pliant chasm]

yea

[static axle]

@oblique belfry bro am stuck in los santos custom

[pliant chasm]

this was actually funny

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

brira

[blazing maple]

20 gigs and free to play? This is gonna hit poor countries like crack

[oblique belfry]

?????

[sullen stag]

bruh

these ppl are weirdos

[sour rivet]

dont look at curators

[timber oxide]

Holy based

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

oh pyrson you're here

[arctic flicker]

We ever look at curators? I certainly dont

[jaunty knoll]

Awesome
.follow him

[frank hearth]

woke right once again doing game reviews

[blazing maple]

Soy right

[oblique belfry]

CAM ON YOU PIGS

CONSUME THE SLOP

THEN RANT

[frank hearth]

chat do i become offtopics review agent for this

[oblique belfry]

I NEED CONTENT

[sour rivet]

doge

give it
an hour

[sour rivet]

yes

[verbal gate]

CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS

[oblique belfry]

ye

[copper vapor]

yes

[oblique belfry]

guess ill have to do that

[copper vapor]

why's my internet so shit today

takes 5 seconds for my messages to send

I'll just blame discord

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry

holy shit your rust bucket can run this

[oblique belfry]

i know

[static axle]

no it cant

[copper vapor]

that's why he's so interested

[static axle]

tmp 2

[timber oxide]

Speaking of reviews

[static axle]

[rocky turtle]

oh holy shit

[pliant chasm]

probably the most retarded one i read

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna make my totally unbiased Arknights Endfield review today, you guys better be here

[sour rivet]

before you do that

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqA3Tcgpll8

[blazing maple]

touch the evil transgender rock

[timber oxide]

As a local gacha expert, it's my duty

[oblique belfry]

launch trailer released

[pliant chasm]

bro can't type to save his ass

[sour rivet]

can you edit that fabl;e clip like you said yesterday

[copper vapor]

"it's PROBABLY gonna get woke guys, trust"

[static axle]

i shall accompany you to hell

[oblique belfry]

uploaded by thegameawards btw

[timber oxide]

I'm just gonna ignore it

[pliant chasm]

bro reviewing star trek games from 2015 spamming the same review

[copper vapor]

huh you actually select a base template and upgrade its defenses

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ fps moba 🥀

[carmine laurel]

already preordered this

pretty amped for it

[copper vapor]

YO

THERE'S MINING CRYSTALS ON THE MAP DOGE

IT'S THE CYCLE FRONTIER

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

sweet as

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

TCF 3

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/FunkoPOPsNews/status/2015625582659113141

Funko POP News ! (@FunkoPOPsNews)

First peek! At the amazing new and detailed Huntr/x figures from Hot Toys! Coming soon ..

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 26, 2026, 3:19 AM

[rocky turtle]

hey not bad

[oblique belfry]

hitmarkers are huge as hell too

just like tcf

[blazing maple]

Beeeech

voller bawl

[sour rivet]

VOLLEY BER

wait

[copper vapor]

'raid the enemy base' reminds me of gigantic

[sour rivet]

SANCHO

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

this game actually got some interesting ideas

[sour rivet]

capcom why cant you do this detail

[copper vapor]

too bad it's... that.

[oblique belfry]

yeah..

i swear i remember an fps moba

that was much better then this

i forgot the name

[arctic flicker]

heroes of the storm?

[copper vapor]

fps? can't remember any

there were third person shooter mobas

[static axle]

u know what, imma send stu in to hell alone

[copper vapor]

like paragon

[oblique belfry]

i must be confusing it with different thing then

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

and uh

battlerite?

[thick plover]

WE GOT BAMBOOZLED

[oblique belfry]

because this could be the first fps moba

[copper vapor]

no, not battlerite

[sour rivet]

scroll down a bit

[pliant chasm]

bro what 😭

[copper vapor]

it was a moba released next to overwatch

[oblique belfry]

"raid shooter"

[copper vapor]

that ppl called it an overwatch clone

[sour rivet]

battleborn

[oblique belfry]

get the fuck outta here

[verbal gate]

just look at it boss

[copper vapor]

ye that

[sour rivet]

i liked it...

it just released at a HORRIBLE time

[copper vapor]

yup

[static axle]

whats raid about it

[upbeat verge]

explored about 80 maybe 90% of izuhara island and I'm yet to save shimura
@pliant chasm fallout 4 shaun syndrome

[brisk ingot]

i freakin love dying light

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-mr-krabs-rock-kill-funny-gif-9335991183390802421

[oblique belfry]

you raid peoples bases

[copper vapor]

ppl calling it an overwatch clone while it had almost nothing in common

[oblique belfry]

thats it

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet i also got him

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

you pick heroes ? overwatch.

[static axle]

@frank hearth do we tide?

[pliant chasm]

level 40
didn't go to diamond city yet

[sour rivet]

can you make bamboo hatted kim

[pliant chasm]

hero shooter

[upbeat verge]

nah I hit lv 40 in sanctuary

[copper vapor]

from what I understood in the trailer you have to move your siege tower towards the enemy base so you can invade it and plant a bomb in their core and whatnot

[upbeat verge]

[frank hearth]

gib me 10mins

[upbeat verge]

tbh its why fallout feels easier to cheese than skyrim

go to sanctuary

[upbeat verge]

get idiot savant and spam wooden shelves
@pliant chasm

[oblique belfry]

this is the whole game

i guess

[upbeat verge]

too much text

this is the internet

[rocky turtle]

when i get another blade dancer ye

[upbeat verge]

nobody reads

[static axle]

damn

[oblique belfry]

whuh

[carmine laurel]

how big is highguard?

[static axle]

i mean new fresh slop

[oblique belfry]

true

[copper vapor]

20.5 gb

[sour rivet]

20gb

mbo i think im having your issue as well now

that shit took 5 seconds to load

[copper vapor]

ye

just blame discord.

[sour rivet]

FUCK YOU DISCORD

[blazing maple]

95% budget went to leon's hair

[static axle]

finals

[sour rivet]

and grace's shaky hands

[oblique belfry]

as if it can survive that long

[carmine laurel]

yeah but give it a day

[blazing maple]

no they ported that from the previous games

[carmine laurel]

20 gbs will take me like 5 hours

and there are so many people with slower internet than me

[sour rivet]

ok so port the old collector editions

[static axle]

delta, and wwm are also hitting 250k

[copper vapor]

I might unironically try out highguard later

[oblique belfry]

i see

[copper vapor]

it has ideas from games I loved to play

[static axle]

apex hit 620k

[oblique belfry]

apex is like what

8 years old now ?

dont count that game

[carmine laurel]

lemme know how it feels

as in fun or not

[sour rivet]

mh world is 8 years old today

[static axle]

its f2p shooter

ofc we can count it

[copper vapor]

and I still haven't finished it

[carmine laurel]

Hates comparing fairly

[oblique belfry]

arent we counting the launch weeks of newer games

[static axle]

if we looking at peaks, which most of f2p hit about 250k

[oblique belfry]

i missed the context

[static axle]

bitch do you really think these games peak after launch

[sour rivet]

yeah

[carmine laurel]

very few games ever pass their peak after launch month

[oblique belfry]

they create their own community and only that community plays the game

[carmine laurel]

HOI is the only game that comes to mind that constantly breaks its own peak

[copper vapor]

we'll see if this game even survives a week

[oblique belfry]

exactly

[static axle]

im giving refenrence to the peak numbers

of the games that survived

[oblique belfry]

my bet is on either optimization issues or too many bugs / glitches

for the reason game dying

[static axle]

i mean concord peaked 697 players in steam

[pliant chasm]

"but sire the data"
the game sucks and you should never play it because i said so

[static axle]

so its done better so far

[rocky turtle]

holy shit

[raven swan]

Good evening chatters

[rocky turtle]

flawless

[copper vapor]

[raven swan]

I've got 309 km more to go

[static axle]

mrivals peaked 480 on release and is doing good, so there for we know if it can hit 150-200k it might survive

[oblique belfry]

guess we'll see

still betting on it flopping though

[raven swan]

Good night chatters 🚄

[oblique belfry]

bai

[static axle]

i mean duh

[copper vapor]

tbh it has a unique flavor to it
would rather see marathon flop instead

[static axle]

i mean bungie is under sony and we know how sony likes their money

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet look at them

[sour rivet]

the gang

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

also @oblique belfry i downloaded gta just to get this clip

worth it

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

call that dedication

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5XBUDWjyuEwHRWsA2FEoOn?si=032e28c6169946fc
@pliant chasm

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/karumonufu/status/2015346461068988526?s=20 @blazing maple beeko

かるもぬふ (@karumonufu)

I drew this two months ago...I have no plans to complete it for now.

X · Jan 25, 2026, 8:50 AM

[upbeat verge]

yeah would

[sour rivet]

bro

[upbeat verge]

ok sorry

[pliant chasm]

you're one to speak

[sour rivet]

i dont say it immediately

[upbeat verge]

maybe u should

[sour rivet]

for all he could have known thats a child

[sullen stag]

long as queue

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

you think that would matter to ivan

[sour rivet]

i would be dreadfully concernced

[static axle]

would you tho

[craggy oriole]

Could have been

[static axle]

its ivan we speaking

[sour rivet]

ivan is... pedophiccic?

[craggy oriole]

Girl it's a drawing if it looks like an adult it's an adult if it looks like a kid it's a kid

They aren't people

[upbeat verge]

uhhhh

[static axle]

idk imma go darktide with stu now

[upbeat verge]

hate

lets not

[static axle]

maybe have a single beer

[sour rivet]

throw rock

[frank hearth]

@static axle may the int begin

[upbeat verge]

jokes and all is fun

but lets not go there hate

[sour rivet]

if you find a drawing of a child character attractive you need to find help

[frank hearth]

@static axle tell me when you done with turorial

[craggy oriole]

Who is stu

[sour rivet]

simple

[static axle]

gimme a sec for it to do all the start up bs

[pliant chasm]

bro threw a nuke to the convo and this shit turned radioactive real fast

[slim magnet]

shut the up

[upbeat verge]

no

[craggy oriole]

Or one that looks 12 but is actually 30000 or whatever

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

I'm a villain , not a monster

[static axle]

that sounds like sab defending his weeb pics

[upbeat verge]

sab is a lost cause

[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcohvqNksgo i'm finally getting good algorithm pulls

[craggy oriole]

What I'm saying is that bee looks like it can vote

[sour rivet]

look at beeko

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-stare-at-paper-gif-5257839294650729742

wtf is that thumbnail

[craggy oriole]

I'm saying the example I gave is bad not good

[blazing maple]

ok

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056492780857335891/1452398433255031095/snaplytics_converted_gif_5.gif

[frank hearth]

Sanest HOI4 run

[static axle]

ok ivan

[sour rivet]

damn ok uninterested i see

[copper vapor]

everyone's inting

[blazing maple]

women in male dominated fields

[copper vapor]

game's new

[blazing maple]

telling me to do something is 1000% garuanteed to make me not one to do it/enjoy it

[frank hearth]

we talking darktide not HIghguard

[static axle]

war

[craggy oriole]

I SAW THIS

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

well sometimes i have to here because you dont have notifs most of the time

[copper vapor]

when did "inting" become a thing
back in my day we just called it feeding
doesn't matter if it's intentional

[sour rivet]

cope i guess

[rocky turtle]

sneks

[sullen stag]

mod?

[blazing maple]

snakes + some guy

[sullen stag]

oh are you playing wotc

[rocky turtle]

ted jam modpack

[sullen stag]

how do you get them

i think i have that mod

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1lw4FrPr3Y8R7Q1Mro2TMe?si=a0b48cc81d8a4d89
@pliant chasm they didnt have to go that hard with the piano

[blazing maple]

oh sorry!
Some they

[rocky turtle]

missions to save advent defector or something like that

[sour rivet]

sam misgendered

woke level down

[pliant chasm]

feeding is still a thing

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

does this matter @frank hearth

[halcyon fossil]

the difference between feeding and inting is whether it's intentional

[sullen stag]

the skirmisher?

[frank hearth]

besides unlocking the Cadia personality for Vet not realy

[rocky turtle]

nope skirmisher is skirmisher

[carmine laurel]

also not to be funny but if you have 16k players at once

[frank hearth]

mostly there for your own headcanon

[carmine laurel]

you're in the steam top 100

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdWHDXEL_ls

YOSH

[carmine laurel]

35k or whatever they are right now is top 50

[frank hearth]

with a shotgun no less

[oblique belfry]

[carmine laurel]

there you go, top 20 game on steam today

[rocky turtle]

in covert options there could spawn a mission in each faction to save alien defector

[sullen stag]

oooo

ok ty

[sour rivet]

highguard is 3v3

[real aspen]

geh

[rocky turtle]

i could show later if i got one but now ambush time

[carmine laurel]

inting is when they're doing it on purpose, feeding doesnt have to be intentional

[copper vapor]

ye just back then it didn't matter whether it was intentional feeding is feeding

[slim magnet]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-9nljsW8AEPFsY.gif

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/meme-230

[static axle]

i think i has tutorial

[halcyon fossil]

riot should bring back the unskilled player report button

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2rYZETHlA6JTDbbkAWj9jD?si=c6fbcc54132f422f
@pliant chasm
"heres your pizza man its on the house duuude..."
"whats what friends are for right?"

[copper vapor]

automod bypass

[worn echo]

theres thousands of games being released a year, you cant expect every single one to be smth completely new and innovative lol

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-22469622

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-zen-focus-walkman-earbuds-gif-12972884

[copper vapor]

and even being "yet another pvp shooter" it at least seems to have an unique spin to it

[upbeat verge]

gey also works

[real aspen]

bleed them out and drown them in the sea

[rocky turtle]

girls frontline

[worn echo]

people act like every game has to have smth completely new and never before done to be fun

[pliant chasm]

ok i guess i can't bypass the filter

[copper vapor]

duality of man

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/arisbm-gif-2819759788797281452

[static axle]

yeah but keepinh that amount player without being a new release aint easy

[worn echo]

oh no this game didnt fuck my wife and raise my kids shit game

[carmine laurel]

yeah I agree

[real aspen]

i mean if you find it fun that's cool but i dislike pvp games in general

[carmine laurel]

I'm just saying its got the double whammy of free and going to trend on steam

[slim magnet]

most grounded glaze of alife

[real aspen]

especially raid types

[worn echo]

thats actually fair im ngl

[copper vapor]

!hasalife

[solid sundial]

⠀

[worn echo]

apex made me worse

just in general

[real aspen]

only pvp stuff i really enjoy is the type where you can hop on and off anytime, no queues, matchmaking, squads. just start up game and play, and log off anytime

[worn echo]

oh no i mean in general

[slim magnet]

i know

[static axle]

ofc it will pop cause its new slop. everything new pops

[worn echo]

people did the same shit for farcry primal lmao

[slim magnet]

but it's the type of things you'd expect out of idk newbies

[worn echo]

gamers dont know what they want

[halcyon fossil]

i could never get into apex, too zoomer shooter for me

[slim magnet]

saying alife is the best thing ever

[static axle]

most dont keep hte players

[frank hearth]

@static axle also once you of tutorial pick the campaign option

[slim magnet]

and that it was what made soc be 80 years ahead of its time

[real aspen]

battlefield 1 and 5, roblox phantom forces, and roblox deadline, are the only pvp games i play

and i havent played 3 of those in like 4 months

[static axle]

2spooky4me

[craggy oriole]

Pvp games do

Pvp shooters*

[carmine laurel]

nah the thing is when you get to steams trending page, you get a decent boost of players and are likely to form a core playerbase that'll keep you afloat

[craggy oriole]

Way too oversaturated

[sullen stag]

the game is sitting at mostly negative lmao

[carmine laurel]

and since its got unique mechanics according to a few of the people in here, its more likely

[sullen stag]

4years for this mid game

"50K PLAYERS WAITING IN Q, WHILE 6 GUYS ENJOYING THEIR MATCH."

[carmine laurel]

the reviews dont even say anything useful I was just looking at them

[craggy oriole]

I have already played 600 generic team or hero shooters

[worn echo]

speaking of deadlock looks fun asf

[sour rivet]

it is

[worn echo]

like team fortress if it didnt suck ass

[craggy oriole]

It looks solid

[worn echo]

[sour rivet]

ok we gotta circumsize you

[craggy oriole]

The long way

[pliant chasm]

ballin

[carmine laurel]

my fav reviews so far are the ones like "Why does it want secure boot" and then they have newest cod on record

[worn echo]

that was realistically just being a hater ive never played tf2 more than like 10 minutes

[carmine laurel]

like fam you already accepted it

[worn echo]

but mobas skill ceilings are so fucking high

[craggy oriole]

Tf2 is good

[worn echo]

just in general

[craggy oriole]

It's still good it hasn't died yet

The ancient one

[pliant chasm]

propaganda by devs so they can say the shitty balance patches matter and you're just too bad to understand

[halcyon fossil]

tf2 is evergreen

shit's got something for everyone

[slim magnet]

some mobas have a high skill ceiling

league doesn't

and it's the biggest moba in the market

has been for the past 16 years

[pliant chasm]

0.5 armor growth

very nuanced change

[worn echo]

atleast w deadlock it looks like theres a shit ton more team coordination than any game ive seen personally

like by a far margin

[slim magnet]

aggregate stat variations below 1% over all the patches in the last like 4 years

riveting content

[craggy oriole]

Headlock

[slim magnet]

i also never cared for tf2

[slim magnet]

but i never cared for hero shooters

[craggy oriole]

Also they got some silly little fellas on deadlock

[worn echo]

shir ACTUALLY looks overwhelming as an employed person

[craggy oriole]

I looked at the wiki

[slim magnet]

the only hero shooter i've ever played was siege

[craggy oriole]

I liked overwatch for 3 or so months

[carmine laurel]

all the tacticool fanboys having a stroke at this sentence

[worn echo]

ived played a few

[green granite]

So Deadlock is like third person MOBA shooter right?

[worn echo]

none ive stuck with for too long

[worn echo]

yea

[craggy oriole]

Mambo!

[halcyon fossil]

i played a shit ton of overwatch back in the day but tf2 is the only hero shooter i keep coming back to

[carmine laurel]

overwatch stadium is the only hero shooter I play consistently

[green granite]

That game has to be the most non-Valve looking Valve-made game in my opinion

[halcyon fossil]

i'm not a fan of deadlock

[rocky turtle]

@sullen stag this mission

[craggy oriole]

Call you shooter the way you're my hero

[worn echo]

https://youtu.be/wjMn2kt5Tgs?si=sJ5YIwxcoHfTwTCl this video gives alot of onsight into what im talking about

[sullen stag]

coolio ty

[green granite]

Like if you ignored the developer introduction, you really cant tell it was made by Valve

[static axle]

bonk go bonk

[sour rivet]

idk it looks very valve like

[green granite]

Wait you are tellin me

That thing is not a grenade launcher?

[copper vapor]

or bf6

[worn echo]

you should try the pickaxe

actually peak

[slim magnet]

it looks extremely valve and has the particular source 2 stench all over it

[pliant chasm]

no it does

[frank hearth]

we love giant fuck off shotguns

[sour rivet]

valve has a very specific style in their games

[worn echo]

may be a hot topic but I think tf2s gameplay feels a lil too old

[sour rivet]

im very autistic so i can see it

[green granite]

I thpught it looks more uh

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/ynQqjqSaOPg?si=hSdlc8UEYb0qFXR7

[pliant chasm]

bro never saw tf2 concept art

smh

[static axle]

im getting notif spammed

[green granite]

Crybengine ish

[carmine laurel]

yeah exactly

[left mantle]

Not at all

[slim magnet]

bro what cryengine games have you played

[craggy oriole]

Tf2 concept art... we almost got slop

[slim magnet]

what the fuck

[halcyon fossil]

yeah it's clunky dogshit but that just raises the skill ceiling even further

[sour rivet]

what

[copper vapor]

welcome to joining a live service game 10 years after it came out

[left mantle]

It reeks of source

[halcyon fossil]

wrong reply sorry birb

[green granite]

Blegh whatevah

[sour rivet]

ummm KILLING you???

[static axle]

holymoly

[carmine laurel]

just more proof that cupper has eyes but can not see

[green granite]

Time to go to work again

[copper vapor]

aion

[arctic flicker]

500 years later

[green granite]

Yeh im just a dumb fuck

[worn echo]

have you seen this place

fork found in kitchen

[pliant chasm]

me starting slopout 4 with forced cc mods

[worn echo]

[craggy oriole]

I'm such a useless chud,,, fuuuuccmk

[pliant chasm]

i restarted the game to stop the spam

[green granite]

Time to go to work again

[sour rivet]

GUYS

[static axle]

when i out of tut?

[sour rivet]

I MAY HAVE GOTTEN THE BEST ALGORITHM PULL OF ALL TIME

https://youtu.be/EHpUtZ7yiYc?si=6o5qiHz_F6m3ai51

[opal star]

An optician btw.

[worn echo]

hows scum

[frank hearth]

should be now i believe

[copper vapor]

...

[frank hearth]

[opal star]

Lmao.

[static axle]

its telling me to do basic training

[pliant chasm]

pack it up fellas
meme is over

[carmine laurel]

wow he's got that in common with my brother, fixes eyes but cant fucking see

[worn echo]

I havent played darktide in like 4 months but my friends keep texting me "im scumming"

[sour rivet]

this can be interpreted in 2 ways

[onyx vigil]

Haven’t talked to my love in a while, sad

[pliant chasm]

the one you hate

[sour rivet]

darn

[frank hearth]

actually do the shit game tells you to do until you get acces to the mission terminal

can probs invite then

[onyx vigil]

Hoping gta 4 doesn’t crash difficulty : impossible

[frank hearth]

[green granite]

I never had GTA4 crash

[opal star]

How.

[carmine laurel]

Im reinstalling tide cause hate is playing it

[green granite]

Mostly just high FPS issue but never crash

[carmine laurel]

been having the itch for a while but delayed it

[green granite]

Wdym how

Your PC does not do that?

[onyx vigil]

I had gta 4 crash on pc more than new Vegas crash on me that wasn’t intentionally

[opal star]

It's a horrific PC port. That shit crashes all the time.

[onyx vigil]

Or something I caused

[zealous depot]

[onyx vigil]

[green granite]

I have been playing all the way from first mission into late mid game and never once got a crash

[onyx vigil]

I have gotten crashes on the intro cutscene

and I don’t know why

I am trying to figure out what causes this shit

[upbeat verge]

@green granite @zealous depot @pliant chasm @frank hearth

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

@rocky turtle the fuck you mean j-pop

[upbeat verge]

the power bugs bunny wields

[green granite]

Japanese Pop?

[upbeat verge]

simply unfathomable

[onyx vigil]

Is that your life summarized in a looney toons sketch?

[real aspen]

i still find it freaky that there's a big bulging muscle between thumb and index finger, on outside of the hand

[sour rivet]

THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOUTUBE

NONE OF THIS IS POP

[upbeat verge]

no.

[onyx vigil]

[zealous depot]

Yes it is

[upbeat verge]

I would pick something out of tom and jerry for that

I like them more

[opal star]

Why is that freaky.

[onyx vigil]

Yeah and cradle of filth made that kick ass metal version of bloody tears

[real aspen]

just looks funny, i use freaky as standin for many different words

[static axle]

it says im doing onboarding

[sour rivet]

who and what

[onyx vigil]

And gta 4 crashed on me yet again

[onyx vigil]

https://youtu.be/W6RjGioQjqw?si=ov3No94sLCYLrkZ0

[frank hearth]

[copper vapor]

lol

[onyx vigil]

Remember this?

[frank hearth]

ngl dont know at what point we can play

[real aspen]

i know that it's there but still occasionally get throw off by how large and solid it is

[onyx vigil]

Listen to it and you know what I am talking about

[sour rivet]

how am i supposed to remember something i never listened to before

[zealous depot]

Shit NOW I'LL HAVE TO GET DARKTIDE

[frank hearth]

didnt do the new onbording experience yet

[zealous depot]

Everyone is playing now

[static axle]

probs when i pick missions

[frank hearth]

probs

[static axle]

its just tutorials

[carmine laurel]

the moment they have access to main area

[zealous depot]

Sturm, atro, hate, uhhhh who else

[carmine laurel]

when I played like last month I could instantly party

[frank hearth]

[zealous depot]

Is this gonna be another arc raiders moment

[green granite]

Uhm 10 dollar ship

[frank hearth]

sparta birb sam dude shiyon

[green granite]

12*

[zealous depot]

[static axle]

Torb

[rocky turtle]

[opal star]

This is freaky. The smaller thumb belongs to a 400 lb arm wrestler. The gigantic one belongs to a 220 lb demon.

[zealous depot]

Yesh now I will have to get it

Its on sale

Baller

[real aspen]

neat

[static axle]

now we ball

[left mantle]

Alright reject

[static axle]

@frank hearth

[frank hearth]

in party

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-james-gif-23063341

[craggy oriole]

Lips you

KILLS

KILLS YOU I TYPED KILLS

[frank hearth]

press x on the mission terminal should give you this

its the "campaign" in order

[carmine laurel]

press x?

Controller player

[zealous depot]

Wtf i don't recognize this

[carmine laurel]

ptui

[frank hearth]

its on MK

[zealous depot]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GAME

[copper vapor]

[zealous depot]

Game different

[real aspen]

this muscle

is it big for ya'll?

[frank hearth]

oh yeah they realy unfucked a lot last year

[green granite]

Ugh

[opal star]

Yes.

[real aspen]

whar

[green granite]

Human Biology study

[zealous depot]

damn now I gotta RELEARN

[static axle]

press play? i made it private

[rocky turtle]

@carmine laurel i can craft those heavy mechs now

[real aspen]

i love it

[green granite]

I read through the class curriculum where I have to study bones, muscle group and stuff

[carmine laurel]

[craggy oriole]

I get asked that a lot

[green granite]

Like I need to know what number is this rib and vertebrae

[zealous depot]

10 bucks only

[real aspen]

prime you could probably crush rocks, you throw the stats off

[green granite]

Its horrid

[opal star]

I mean anyone who does a good amount of labor work will have well developed forearms and grip.

[zealous depot]

Buy base game and then eventually go get the two new classes

Based

[oblique belfry]

dragon fucker and his wife

@frank hearth

[sour rivet]

still hate the price for the classes

[green granite]

Dragon what

[oblique belfry]

yes

[green granite]

No no no no

That cant be true

I thought Dragon Fucker would look more lile ya kno

A Donkey

[sour rivet]

car

[carmine laurel]

and even then both classes cater to different types of power fantasy

so the base classes are more likely to be what you actually want to play

[opal star]

Though to close this and the higher numbers you need a grip better than the vast majority of weight lifters.

[copper vapor]

coc 2 coc

[zealous depot]

True. I just wanna be dumb ogre with big hamer

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/slow-smile-billy-butcher-karl-urban-the-boys-smiling-gif-25853850

[carmine laurel]

there you go then, base class is all you need

[green granite]

@real aspen https://youtube.com/shorts/NDl1VI6mRsg?si=8O5hfLMhMoED1cFw

[carmine laurel]

for me I want the doggo, so dlc class is for me

[zealous depot]

I played orgyn back when I had gamepass and was pretty fun

I like the shotguns

[carmine laurel]

i played vet back on gamepass

but I enjoy the arbites a lot more

[opal star]

Love the arbite class.

[zealous depot]

I need a break from warframe so this will do

[carmine laurel]

@left mantle reinstall darktide time

[opal star]

I haven't given hive scum a thorough play yet.

[sour rivet]

darktide randoms will make you fucking hate everyone

[zealous depot]

Darktide tonight

[zealous depot]

I played helldivers

I'm already there

[carmine laurel]

not tonight for me, due to slow internet, but at some point in the future :P

[sour rivet]

i had to fuckin solo as a ogryn when playing with sam cuz they woke up the daemonhost and got killed

LEAVE THE DAEMON ALONE THEY GIVE YOU NOHTING

[blazing maple]

it was hardcore tho

adrenaline high

[sour rivet]

i locked in

[blazing maple]

swag = activated

[sour rivet]

that trapper almost got me

the fear was having to deal with your server ping

[onyx vigil]

I GOT IT WORKING

I GOT GTA 4 TO FUCKING WORK

FINALLY

Hahahahahahaha

[rocky turtle]

south america is free from aliens

[sour rivet]

shit reviving you was terrifying because of the maulers

[shrewd gull]

fuck gta4

[rocky turtle]

its over 🥀

for aliens

[onyx vigil]

Basically me right now

https://youtu.be/F2_oFE9ovNk?si=8YQzAjaoBIJ5lmY-

[blazing maple]

dude you were dodging everything and there were like 5000 specialists

[sour rivet]

AND I DIDNTR
RECORD IT

[blazing maple]

nop

[real aspen]

true that, even my granny has rock solid forearms from years of gardening and carrying groceries
it's probably harder to not have well-developed forearms, i cant even imagine how sedentary one would need to be for that

[blazing maple]

no one will know

[sour rivet]

only evidence i have is you

[left mantle]

Never left the computer

[carmine laurel]

nice

[onyx vigil]

What don’t you want to go bowling cousin?

[carmine laurel]

my install will be ready tomorrow at best guess

but at least we all know we've got teammate options

sturm, doge, samantha, birb, taco, hate

[sour rivet]

you do not have me

tis uninstalled

[onyx vigil]

https://youtu.be/fVQyYJ8Rl7o?si=Pl4g56EX_Lh-WYHR

[carmine laurel]

then reinstall it

[sour rivet]

no

[carmine laurel]

be left out then

kekpoint

[sour rivet]

i

dont feel left out?

dude i dont like darktide that much

despite my hours

[shrewd gull]

LACT looks so much better in 0.8.4

[onyx vigil]

What the hell is this?

Is your game basically system options?

[shrewd gull]

Linux GPU Control app

[real aspen]

hm are there any text software like onenote? specifically the whole write-anywhere thing

i really like it

[onyx vigil]

And you find it fun?

[craggy oriole]

Controls your gpu

[shrewd gull]

I mean, I can tweak my gpu, so yeah?

[onyx vigil]

I don’t get this generation of people

[real aspen]

this is the older generation i feel

messing around with your tech

[blazing maple]

me talking to the dead body I'm burying in my backyard at 3 am in the rain:

[real aspen]

kids nowadays only know how to toss

[craggy oriole]

Wait how is this s generational thing

[onyx vigil]

Does it make your pc run better and look good?

[left mantle]

It isnt

[real aspen]

...yes?

[craggy oriole]

Now let's get you cozy and tucked in

[left mantle]

This isn't a generation thing

Dude is just being weird about it

[onyx vigil]

I sense doubt in that yes

[shrewd gull]

I mean why would I not undervolt my gpu so it uses even less power than it already is and yet it still gives 99% of its performance

[onyx vigil]

Oh ok

[sour rivet]

tilting my hat down to cover my eyes while lighting a candy cigarrete
"you're all thats left...."

[real aspen]

brother never heard of overclocking

[static axle]

me and stu size difference irl

[onyx vigil]

Isn’t that bad?

[left mantle]

No.

[real aspen]

[sullen stag]

bro

[real aspen]

can we kill this guy

[sullen stag]

can someone tell geoff to kys

[onyx vigil]

I ain’t burning my house down alright

[sullen stag]

this game fucking sucks

[left mantle]

What the hell are we even fuckin doin

[frank hearth]

hey im a terrifing 165 alright

[onyx vigil]

Beats me man

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry

[real aspen]

im listening to absolute bangers

[shrewd gull]

I mean, your gpu will crash before you can fuck it up so no its not

[onyx vigil]

if I had a cigarette I would force it down agent birb

[static axle]

and im like 190

[oblique belfry]

[onyx vigil]

Yeah I don’t want that either

[oblique belfry]

time to check em out

[craggy oriole]

Flushed

[shrewd gull]

Itll crash, drivers will restart itself, and your overclock will go to 0 immediately

[oblique belfry]

KNEW IT

[shrewd gull]

So you lose nothing

[pliant chasm]

in the wasteland straight up stalking it

[onyx vigil]

Ok….but why would I even do something like that???

[sour rivet]

im gonna watch my streamer play it to see what its like

[left mantle]

Imma go back to my excel work

[onyx vigil]

this sounds stupid as hell

[shrewd gull]

Because you can squeeze performance out of your gpu?

[onyx vigil]

Why would I intentionally crash my gpu???

[left mantle]

Holy shit you are dense

[onyx vigil]

And risk fucking up my gpu by making it crash?

[craggy oriole]

Were going to lock you up bro

[shrewd gull]

It can not fuck itself up??????????????????????????????

[real aspen]

crashing a gpu doesnt fuck it up

[onyx vigil]

maybe I am retarded but this sounds stupid as hell

[real aspen]

unless you do something extremely wrong

[blazing maple]

Geoff shilling for a game that runs poorly and isn't recieved well is really funny

what did he see in it

[onyx vigil]

I ain’t going to risk anything alright

[craggy oriole]

What game

[onyx vigil]

and I am not willing to crash my gpu

[real aspen]

no, im the retarded one here, you're something else

[shrewd gull]

Brother, it literally crashes your drivers. They go black, and they restart themselves immediately afterwards. Nothing else

[craggy oriole]

What game is it

[blazing maple]

something something titanfall died for this

[shrewd gull]

Worst case scenario, you restart your pc and it goes back to normal

[sour rivet]

titanfall died for apex

[shrewd gull]

You can not blow it up or make it not work

[onyx vigil]

Okay please explain to me what I would gain from this?

[carmine laurel]

3v3 is too few players

bruh

[real aspen]

extra perfromance

[sour rivet]

from the gameplay im watching

[craggy oriole]

Oh my God everyone fucking hates me

[real aspen]

what do you not understand

[sour rivet]

the maps look so empty

[carmine laurel]

I'm so tired of 5v5 and 6v6

[sour rivet]

this NEEDS more players

[carmine laurel]

highguard

[celest plank]

listening to toto africa while powertripping in frostpunk is kinda ironic

[onyx vigil]

okay….but this sounds sketchy and I’m sorry but I’m not going to do that, you do that but I ain’t

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

whats the game?

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/_Moltexk_/status/2015601209411866709

moltexk ( COMMISSIONS OPEN ) ( FULL slots ) (@_Moltexk_)

golden Freddy remake!
#fnaf #fnaffanart #FiveNightsAtFreeddys

X · Jan 26, 2026, 1:42 AM

[oblique belfry]

highguard

[celest plank]

Fucks that

[sour rivet]

hard

[onyx vigil]

Wtf is that

[carmine laurel]

doge resonates with these people cause they also have shit box pcs xD

[craggy oriole]

Fuck you too

[onyx vigil]

Who?

[oblique belfry]

smth geoff shilled saying "made by apex / titanfall devs"

[shrewd gull]

Undervolting makes your GPU use less power than usually, thus it lowers it's temperatures, which in turn makes it be able to clock even higher and for longer.
Overclocking slightly on top of that makes it squeeze that much more performance.
Your gains from the latter might be negligible, a few % at most, but the former makes difference a lot. You can reduce your temperatures quite a bit

[left mantle]

Bro thinks he's kronos

[sour rivet]

thats cassidy i think

[onyx vigil]

Okay?

[sour rivet]

or evan

[oblique belfry]

its still funny to me that people with high end stuff is complaning about performances

[sour rivet]

one of the dead kids

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/PlayHighguard/status/2015852784461979814

Highguard | LIVE NOW! (@PlayHighguard)

Here's a look at the Highguard Year 1 Game Plan 🗺️

🐺Episode 2 arrives in 2 weeks
✌️Each Episode is ~2 months long
🫶Content shown is free for all players
👀More info to come as we approach each Episode

We're excited for the year ahead and can't wait to share more!

X · Jan 26, 2026, 6:22 PM

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

YEAR 1 ??

BROTHER YOU ARE NOT EVEN PASSING WEEK 1

[frank hearth]

holy concord moment

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

you knew this before

we talked about this the other day

[frank hearth]

[copper vapor]

they have year one plans while the game might die in a week

doge has alzheimer's

[blazing maple]

they're contractually obligated to do at least one year

[shrewd gull]

What do you mean "okay?" I answered your question

[oblique belfry]

year 2026

linux complainers

every goddamn time

[onyx vigil]

I mean cool I guess?

Thanks for informing me?

[shrewd gull]

I did not inform you, you asked for an explanation

[onyx vigil]

I can’t give you a Stephen king type of physiological answer

[carmine laurel]

worst is if you do support linux

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/nikson_dev/status/2015856935002636292?s=20 heres something cooler than highguard

nikson (@nikson_dev)

🐥🌲

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 26, 2026, 6:38 PM

[carmine laurel]

you get more complaints

[onyx vigil]

Okay well thank you for your explanation

[sour rivet]

JOY OF CREATION MY BELOVED

[carmine laurel]

cause you dont support their special branch of linux

[static axle]

i has a shovel

[marsh cargo]

[carmine laurel]

smack people with it

[real aspen]

@shrewd gull do you have cool music

[blazing maple]

he's timelining real hard rn

[shrewd gull]

steals

[static axle]

imma smack your bum

[sour rivet]

dont give me away

they will use this as another weapon

[carmine laurel]

[oblique belfry]

holy fucking skill issue

[shrewd gull]

Well I nowadays listen exclusively to JPOP, but I can send you my own playlist of ex yu + early 2000's music I like

[pliant chasm]

he's right

kys

[halcyon fossil]

who the fuck uses toggle aim

[onyx vigil]

So you may become shovel knight

[left mantle]

People actually use toggle aim?

[oblique belfry]

ew

[pliant chasm]

i do

[real aspen]

tch useless

[oblique belfry]

toggle aim user

[pliant chasm]

fuck you all

kys

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ

[shrewd gull]

kills you

[oblique belfry]

we need to crucify youyou

[pliant chasm]

i love carpal tunnel

[onyx vigil]

Game devs

[sour rivet]

ok so that snow storm that was supposed to hit me yesterday?

didnt happen

[left mantle]

I knew youyou was a retard

[carmine laurel]

toggle aim is for the deranged and unwell

[sour rivet]

the lie

[pliant chasm]

i hope your writsts stop working

[copper vapor]

? lmao

[upbeat verge]

fellas

[oblique belfry]

we need to behead youyou

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-dies-cold-fall-snow-sousou-no-frieren-gif-10470803995544490169

[pliant chasm]

you can no longer jerk off

[oblique belfry]

to save him

[onyx vigil]

Ain’t everyone here retarded?

[upbeat verge]

question fellas

[copper vapor]

hold aim is for console peasants

[upbeat verge]

is cuphead good?

[onyx vigil]

Why?

[halcyon fossil]

poor youyou instantly killed 😔

[oblique belfry]

whuh

[sour rivet]

yes

[oblique belfry]

mbo dont tell me you are a toggle aim user too

[left mantle]

Yes.

[blazing maple]

no the tutorial is impossible

[onyx vigil]

It’s a ok game

[pliant chasm]

true and real my fellow gamer

[shrewd gull]

nooooooooooooooooo not Frieren! Who will kill demons now

[real aspen]

dunno never played it but it's a classic so

[sour rivet]

its you?!
you're the game journalist!?

[onyx vigil]

For game journalists yes

[real aspen]

worry not, i shall throw a black hole at the planet

[sour rivet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/6y6tpg/a_games_journalist_plays_the_cuphead_tutorial/

[onyx vigil]

never played it >classic nice

[quiet yew]

offtopic really do be just group assrapes for arbitrary reasons

[oblique belfry]

lmao

[sour rivet]

oh thats a reddit post

google you lie to me

[shrewd gull]

[quiet yew]

!reddit

[solid sundial]

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[sour rivet]

video is private too

bro

[oblique belfry]

how is unskipable tutorial a cookie cutter

[green granite]

Nice

[copper vapor]

I've been gaming since the time where toggle aim was the only option
so yeah

[green granite]

Time to have a nice vacation

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-at-game-gif-21316651

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

thank you

[copper vapor]

hold aim started being a thing because of console games

[pliant chasm]

old fucking games before half the server was born had the option

but now i have to mod that shit in

[quiet yew]

just like aim assist

[sour rivet]

why did they pick monday as a release for this game

[pliant chasm]

actual tard zoo in game dev scene

[shrewd gull]

Little did Cup know, evil balls stealing clown was waiting for them around the corner

[green granite]

EVIL BALLS?

[quiet yew]

ok

[shrewd gull]

EVIL BALLS