╟❓general-offtopic

[quiet abyss]

i dont like iron hands

[static axle]

it 4am so probs not, might call it in early so i get to store early tmrw.

[quiet abyss]

ok

[sterile niche]

Wassup chat, sleep deprived as all hell recently

[marsh cargo]

fair ferrus is a super boring character that did nothing in the HH series but dying

[wet orchid]

To be fair, the Dark Angels were also doing shit Lion hated, he's just, y'know, still alive to hate it.

[quiet abyss]

the coolest thing he did, was befriend a femboy

[static axle]

you mean those guys that build swimming ppols and what not in the clay?

[craggy oriole]

hello were normal

[quiet abyss]

[static axle]

and half of the time you see the escavator track marks and shit

[marsh cargo]

yes but the Dangels are just such cunt about it
and traitorous

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1465054704567320795/Jerma_has_escaped_the_Facility.mp4?ex=6977b604&is=69766484&hm=6eb4c2e025636158cc2183ab0a885ee77a9ed9a2ddc13407b9efe2cf8b9d964c&

[frank hearth]

and he would be extra pissed at the mechanicus and parts of the iron hands leadership rewriting his own history to turn the iron hands more towards the mechanicus

[sterile niche]

I can’t tell if gamma vids are boring or soothing because I always fall asleep watching long ones

[quiet abyss]

dangels?

[wet orchid]

Khan: I was merely pretending to be stupid. Also, bye. (disappears into the Webway)

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

dark angels

[sterile niche]

Maybe I should go watch something

[quiet abyss]

theyre not traitors tho

so im missing lore here

[marsh cargo]

despite being a loyalist chapter
the are super fucking traitorous at times

[craggy oriole]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEO8iAr7bEI

[quiet abyss]

i mean, who isnt

like im serious

they all do borderline traitor shit often

[marsh cargo]

they fired and sieged the imperial palace agaisnt the custodes once

[quiet abyss]

besides the blue people

[quiet abyss]

thats because theyre retarded

[wet orchid]

The Dark Angels were sometimes far more focused on chasing down their Fallen counterparts than doing their actual job of protecting the Imperium.

[marsh cargo]

YES THEY ARE

thats why they are funny

[quiet abyss]

any kid of someone named "The Lion" cant be intelligent

its an unwritten rule

[marsh cargo]

cypher doing funny things to them

[quiet abyss]

*all the time

fixed it for you

[marsh cargo]

[static axle]

damn, even my recommended are all this shit @runic condor i might have an addiction

[craggy oriole]

because theres something vaguely really hot about it

[marsh cargo]

but Dangle veterans have some of the best drip

[wet orchid]

Ferrus Manus, literally Iron Hand
Corvus Corax, literally Common Raven

[quiet abyss]

i mean yeah, but the raven guard is sick

iron hands are just depressed engineers

fuckin BOOOORRIIING

[static axle]

you mean normal engineers?

[quiet abyss]

no, because theres engineers, then theres iron hands

[wet orchid]

Corvus also has a valid excuse for being gone for 10,000 years, and that's psychologically terrorizing Lorgar in the Warp

[quiet abyss]

engineers can feel things on occasion

[marsh cargo]

most space marine chapters are one note boring

[quiet abyss]

iron hands cant

[quiet abyss]

yeah, i miss when they were legions

there was somehow more depth

and there was only like, 18

while now theres so many

that half of them sound like fanfics

[marsh cargo]

70% of non first founding space marine chapters are written in the same fucking formula
assfuckers chapter of unknown founding
they revel in their excellent ability of attacking the enemy from behind

[quiet abyss]

yeah, hes just dicking around with the traitors from the shadows

[quiet abyss]

TRUE

Daemon Killers chapter, they kill daemons ig bro iounno

[wet orchid]

At this point, "Unknown Founding" may as well mean "Ultramarines Founding" to GW

[oblique belfry]

@blazing maple holy shit

[quiet abyss]

sometimes a gem comes out of the UM tho

hawk lords

[oblique belfry]

cho 4

9 void

[static axle]

i cant remember what i picked when he had that multiday wh40k talk years ago

[oblique belfry]

golden egg

[marsh cargo]

silver templars ? less retarded black templars that are addicted to duels

[quiet abyss]

which are emps children (but theyre NOT)

[static axle]

it had grey in the name i think

[quiet abyss]

i like black templars, rarely

[runic condor]

Grey knights?

[marsh cargo]

flesh eaters ?

[quiet abyss]

most are just angry religious people

[static axle]

i think?

[marsh cargo]

they are the chud equivalent of space marines

[runic condor]

Grey wolves?

[quiet abyss]

for the most part

theres still cool characters

also the funniest thing to me, is that my favorite black templar was around for like 50 pages

of one novel

[oblique belfry]

dude i didnt even fucking say anything

[quiet abyss]

[wet orchid]

Speaking of engineers, SM2 is releasing the Techmarine class soon.

[oblique belfry]

youtube stop fucking spying on me

i just looked into this chat

chill

[quiet abyss]

[static axle]

yeeeyeee

[wet orchid]

I was hoping for an Apothecary or Librarian, but Techmarines can be cool too I guess

[marsh cargo]

ngl helsreach was cool

[frank hearth]

microsoft spyware remains undefeated

[marsh cargo]

but im a sucker for last stands

[quiet abyss]

oh its the "Oh, pops got off the chair, lemme put him back o- oh and my soul got devoured"

fucking chud knights

[oblique belfry]

dude i feel so empty rn

[quiet abyss]

terminus decree

[static axle]

i dont even remember why i chose them but there must be a good reason

[oblique belfry]

i need that terraria

[quiet abyss]

fucking goofy

[oblique belfry]

now

[wet orchid]

Look at their huge torsos and tiny baby hands

[quiet abyss]

i just think their lore is funny

[runic condor]

I’m still a blood angels enjoyer
When it comes to chaos I’m a world eaters enjoyer

[static axle]

[quiet abyss]

built like an egg

[static axle]

man, i forgot what i picked chaos side

[oblique belfry]

i literally peeked into this chat while yall were talking about it

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

and suddenly bam

[static axle]

i need to go dig

[oblique belfry]

yt recommends that to me

[frank hearth]

data being harvested in real time

[quiet abyss]

i liked death guard and for chaos i like the word bearers

[wet orchid]

Perturabo carried the Chaos side of the Horus Heresy on his back

[marsh cargo]

he really did

[quiet abyss]

peter turbo is a whiny bitch imo

[craggy oriole]

i kind of gave up on not being data farmed and ad stuff being sold and shit

[quiet abyss]

but true

[craggy oriole]

used to be a thing i was a big nerd about

[wet orchid]

Which is funny because none of the Chaos Gods actually wanted him

[craggy oriole]

they will find you and sell to you

[static axle]

i talked to pureluck about iron warriors?

so idk

[quiet abyss]

and to clarify, i like pre heresy death guard

not so much the current ones

theyre just icky

[static axle]

need to dig more back to beginning of 2023

[craggy oriole]

you can draw a picture of a watermelon and itd give you ads for watermelon flavored stuff im sure

[marsh cargo]

her mortarion is "redeemable" apparently

[runic condor]

I remember something something so maybe

[quiet abyss]

yeah, i could believe it

[marsh cargo]

[frank hearth]

counterpoint can i recommend the lords of silence book

[quiet abyss]

also whats goin on with horus? there was speculation (heavy on that one)

[wet orchid]

Then again, I always thought the Alpha Legion suited Tzeentch more than the Thousand Sons in terms of mind fuckery nonsense, but they apparently had/have jack shit Psyker potential

[static axle]

all i wanted a big fu faction for chaos

[quiet abyss]

that he could be back

some day

[frank hearth]

fucking dead

[quiet abyss]

smth smth emperor worded shit weird

[marsh cargo]

horus has been "back" 3 times already

[quiet abyss]

so it sounds like he was implying something

[quiet abyss]

yeah, fabius

right?

[marsh cargo]

and one of them got killed by abandon

[quiet abyss]

yeah that one

[marsh cargo]

yeah

[quiet abyss]

the other 2?

[frank hearth]

Words said being "I forgive you, and wait for you" to quote the book

[marsh cargo]

warp fuckery
and a ghost

[quiet abyss]

yeah that

so that means GW is prepping to sell horus figures someday

again

or smth

[frank hearth]

i fucking hope not

[marsh cargo]

gods please replace abadon with anyone else

[quiet abyss]

yeah, stuff fuckin... like... anyone in abbys place

fuck abby

[static axle]

yeee

[runic condor]

[wet orchid]

I need Jaghatai Khan to come riding out of nowhere on his motorbike, say cryptic nonsense, and then disappear for another 5,000 years, just to fuck with people.

[marsh cargo]

i dont want to read more about how failbaddon is the true heir of horus

please

[static axle]

damn im good at finding shit

[marsh cargo]

abbadon doesnt have 1/16 of the drIp Archaon has in wh fantasy

[static axle]

man i must have been retarted 2 years ago

[frank hearth]

if his state in the current books is anything to go by mans kinda fucked

[frank hearth]

and the fucking hair cut

[marsh cargo]

look at this mf

[frank hearth]

like what is mans fucking top knot bs

[quiet abyss]

abbadon was better when he was still being portrayed as a bitch with anger issues

[wet orchid]

What is it about everyone evil being bald in 40K

[quiet abyss]

like HH#1-3

[static axle]

hello mr viking

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

not sure

[marsh cargo]

look at this dragon riding mf

[quiet abyss]

hair = nice man

keep that in mind

[wet orchid]

Wait, snakegrim still has his hair

[frank hearth]

blood angels and succecors stole the copyright to hair

[quiet abyss]

oh so normal hair = nice man

because fulgrim has his funny perfect hair

because he was forever on a mission to have nicer hair than papa emperor

[static axle]

who the fuck is Big Earl and why is he coming back

[quiet abyss]

which he still failed at

[static axle]

[quiet abyss]

and his dad is a fucking skeleton

[quiet abyss]

see this is what i was yappin about earlier

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[static axle]

you were? i was searching up shit from 2-3 years ago

[little depot]

chat should i do it

[quiet abyss]

no i meant when you sent the picture

[little depot]

should i bomb birmingham

[static axle]

oh that one

vro i have 1% knowledge in lore

[quiet abyss]

well

the grey knights are meant to put gold man on throne if he decides to stretch his 10k year old cramped legs

and this would probably end in their souls being devoured

considering theyre ALL PSYKERS

[marsh cargo]

the only issue with that plan

[wet orchid]

That's the real reason so many Psykers are sacrificed to Big E every day, he keeps trying to regrow his luxurious mane

[marsh cargo]

is that the throne blows up if E stands up

[craggy oriole]

life is lifegem!

[quiet abyss]

that too

thanks vulkan

very cool

[marsh cargo]

[static axle]

[quiet abyss]

what was it called?

talisman of seven hammers?

some metal album shit

[frank hearth]

kinda the point of keeping blud on there

[static axle]

meh am too lazy to find new non chaos faction

[green granite]

Big E might not even be there anymore and the series tricked us

Now that

[timber oxide]

No, the real plan is to give Big E a welcome back meal

[green granite]

Some Alpha Legion move

[static axle]

so gey knight i'll be

[quiet abyss]

true!

[marsh cargo]

thats the joke
their orders are to kill him when HE stands up

which means the throne is kill already

[quiet abyss]

[wet orchid]

Plot twist, the corpse on the (real) Golden Throne was Alpharius all along

[static axle]

what about iron warriors

gib tldr

[marsh cargo]

the starchild is a lorgar fart

[little depot]

?

why is cup back

[green granite]

High Explosive Anti Tank Fin Stabilized

90mm projectile

[little depot]

i should kill cuppert cupperson

[quiet abyss]

[green granite]

Ya ya

90mm HEATFS

[quiet abyss]

thats hilarious

[green granite]

It is

Such an awesome

[quiet abyss]

cup

stop tism posting about tank shells

[timber oxide]

What if you were a Gray Knight but your opponents were Space Wolves

[green granite]

Thats not just tank shell

That is a High Explosive Anti Tank - Fin Stabilized Shells

[quiet abyss]

call them a furry, and use my warp powers to turn them into an anthro wolf

[marsh cargo]

grey knights chapter master got 2 hit killed by a random veteran space wolf

[quiet abyss]

clearly

that chapter master was just a little bitch

surely

[marsh cargo]

he got his head ripped off

[static axle]

[wet orchid]

Space Wolves and the Inquisition, name a worse duo

[quiet abyss]

doesnt mean hes not a little bitch

[frank hearth]

that was the fucking chapter master tho

[marsh cargo]

months of shame is such a funny thing

[quiet abyss]

loken wouldve won that fight btw

im sure

[green granite]

U dont want me back?

Rude

Mean

Nincompoop

[static axle]

i picked the fucking imbecils didnt i

[green granite]

Absolutely garbongo

[marsh cargo]

ssh gotta slander more

[quiet abyss]

the grey knights?

[static axle]

yeah

[quiet abyss]

theyre just silly imo

but, better GK than minotaurs

[marsh cargo]

the grey frauds didnt achieve much

[quiet abyss]

god i hate those high lord lap dogs

[frank hearth]

Minitours

[static axle]

damn i picked GK and this fucking server. gotta end this streak

[marsh cargo]

the problem is that htey are written to be this turbo op faction that is all about secrecy
WEARS SHINNY SILVER ARMOR

[static axle]

i dont mind shiny silver

am shrimple

[timber oxide]

Turbo op faction
Gets fucked by a bunch of furries

[marsh cargo]

thats the problem
they kill anyone who sees them

even if they are allies

they are just retarded

[frank hearth]

they atleast bother with mindwipes on astartes mostly

[static axle]

now i know why i picked them, they hermits

[timber oxide]

Nah, they just stupid

[frank hearth]

can i recommend the space sharks if you like hermits

[marsh cargo]

like they are secretive because of how they were created

AS IF we didnt have 40 fucking chapters of unknown origin

[timber oxide]

I have to wait 2 weeks for the space wolves kill team

[frank hearth]

live on the outside of civilized space show once every few centuries to get supplies and then fuck off do doing their thing

[marsh cargo]

space sharks are neat

[wet orchid]

What if White Scars came with free express shipping just to be loyal to the bit

[marsh cargo]

tiberos is neat too

[static axle]

no cause this cursed image exists

[frank hearth]

fair point

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/yandere-dev-wtf-what-the-fuck-gif-16524778526448376735

[frank hearth]

i shall locate i rusty spoon for my eyes in just a moment

[pliant chasm]

finally
john fallout4

[marsh cargo]

this one also exists

[green granite]

https://youtube.com/shorts/15GyMl638S4?si=hRTXDZBmSaYOA7Qy

Uh oh

[wet orchid]

Carcharodons are just cursed in terms of fanart

[green granite]

Uhm

[timber oxide]

That's a big boy

[green granite]

Man just finished Automaton

[sullen stag]

the way her face looks bothers me alot

[zealous depot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KldqEH_EGAA?si=Rfih0nyfurLfxrjc

[sullen stag]

like it was never intended to be there

[zealous depot]

I eat pizza and then time to war my frame again

[marsh cargo]

yeah he pretty big

[pliant chasm]

not really

halfway

[zealous depot]

Why shark mouth

[sour rivet]

IS THAT MY BOY TYBEROS

[frank hearth]

cause space sharks

[marsh cargo]

they are the space sharks

[sour rivet]

THE RED WAKE

[zealous depot]

Wait really

[static axle]

i mean theres this for gk too

[zealous depot]

There's space sharks as a chapter

[marsh cargo]

yes but can grey knights use stealth in terminator armor ? no they can

[pliant chasm]

i wish you could paint this weapon

[marsh cargo]

tyberos can

[sullen stag]

the Carcharodons

[pliant chasm]

looks like a nerf gun

[little depot]

collect my trials

[frank hearth]

Carcharodons if we go with the fancy name

but yes

[static axle]

tyberos who

[quiet abyss]

the red wake

[quiet abyss]

to be fair, that name is sick as fuck

[static axle]

is there anyone named white something

[quiet abyss]

white scars

[quiet abyss]

white templars exist iirc

[sullen stag]

yeah white scars

[quiet abyss]

white consuls

[craggy oriole]

the white monsters

[sour rivet]

how it feels when xenos interupt your beloved convorsation

[sullen stag]

the white monster energy drink

[static axle]

no like theres red wake is there white _____

[wet orchid]

We don't talk about the White Wake

[frank hearth]

the fucking chainsaws on the wrists will never fail to make me laugh

[marsh cargo]

the mf being the largest space marine since ever
and having stealth rules is beyond comedy

[sullen stag]

hmm

should i buy legos or joytoy

[marsh cargo]

he likes cutting up space marines too

[sullen stag]

what do they have against salamanders

[little depot]

Me gustan las personas como me gusta mi te

[timber oxide]

Ok so it's the first time my headphones lived long enough for the foam to fall apart without any plastic parts breaking

[marsh cargo]

mantis warriors

[sullen stag]

ooo

[marsh cargo]

yes i know both are green

[sullen stag]

i thought mantis were a brighter green no?

[marsh cargo]

slightly

[frank hearth]

mantis warriors

[sullen stag]

i guess lighting here doesnt help

[pure compass]

Theyre too humanistic, too people-friendly

[marsh cargo]

baab war and its funny events

[green granite]

@marsh cargo help me

[sullen stag]

WELL WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR IF NOT FOR THE HUMAN RACE

[static axle]

da heck is this

[sullen stag]

may as well follow one of the gods at that point

[green granite]

I cant tell the difference between Michael Jackson and M Jackson

[frank hearth]

death watch

[sour rivet]

deathwatch

[timber oxide]

Deathwatch

[sullen stag]

i like the military faction someone made

[pure compass]

and this is why spehss mehreens join the ruinous powers

[static axle]

now thats a dope name

[sullen stag]

cag it up

[marsh cargo]

deathwatch

[frank hearth]

not a chapter perse these are spec ops that take recruits from other chapters to server with them

[pure compass]

is this what an intercessor squad is supposed to be?

[timber oxide]

Deathwatch yoinks marines from all over the place (tldr by someone who is not too much into 40k lore)

[pure compass]

oh deathwatch

[frank hearth]

or take in exiles astartes aswell

[marsh cargo]

[sullen stag]

i hate ai so much

[static axle]

so they just bunch of mf's fucking around and finding out?

[craggy oriole]

stand for the flag

[pure compass]

what are those backpacks anyways?

[sullen stag]

someone made a faction but as like the us army

[timber oxide]

Not really

[marsh cargo]

i hate the united states soo much*

there fixed it

[sullen stag]

anyone got any pics of them

[green granite]

This is Michael Jackson

And This is M Jackson

[frank hearth]

powerpack to power the armor

[green granite]

Cant tell them apart

[marsh cargo]

[sullen stag]

essentially a giant battery space marines can still move without it but it becomes very cumbersome

[frank hearth]

more like delta foce specialized in dealing with xenos and related bs

[marsh cargo]

anh tldr the deathwatch are basically space marineso on deathrow who fight mostly only xenos

[static axle]

[sullen stag]

its like a power core from fallout 4

[static axle]

interesting

[timber oxide]

Wouldn't that be just the blackshields?

[frank hearth]

aint only death row some volunter for it aswell

[marsh cargo]

yes but most are

[timber oxide]

[pure compass]

deathwatch is a meme inquisition chapter

[static axle]

yeah im just trying to find new chapter cause ya'll made gray knights sound like bunch off bs

[pure compass]

kinda like grey knights

[wet orchid]

For most, service in the Deathwatch is an honor

[pure compass]

except deathwatch is borrowed mehreenz

[timber oxide]

What are you looking for

[marsh cargo]

there is a quote
1 in every 10000 humans can become a space marine

but 1 in 100 marines can become a deathwatch marine

[zealous depot]

Just let me become a kriegmens

[static axle]

something that says big f u energy and arent stupid big E watchers

[pure compass]

Average space mehreen chapter wasting gene seed in dumb hazing rituals

[frank hearth]

flesh tearers

[wet orchid]

Not every legion/chapter lets the Deathwatch borrow their marines for one reason or another.

[marsh cargo]

they are not a chapter

[zealous depot]

Blood angels

[green granite]

1 in 100000000 orphans becomes Custodian

[pure compass]

Theyre recruited from regular chapters

[wet orchid]

Some hate any flavor of the Inquisition, for example, while others simply don't have the marines to spare

[pure compass]

aint no way the 1 in 10000 is necessary but nooooo we gotta have muh grimdank hazing rituals

[green granite]

But every orphan is a commissary

[marsh cargo]

yes which means they dont have to waste any gene seed
its an inquisition org

[green granite]

Theh are not the same

[craggy oriole]

taking one quintillion orphans to the alembic to distill them down to the strongest thing ever

[green granite]

Which is why they have superiority complex

[marsh cargo]

the death watch are lead by the inquisition

[green granite]

Remind me of something

[pure compass]

is it ever explained how the grey knights came to be?

[sullen stag]

bioshock infinite

[green granite]

Yeee

[pure compass]

like, where the grey knight gene seed came from?

[sullen stag]

hated that game

[green granite]

I havent finished it

[sullen stag]

lost all its charm

[pure compass]

George ur legs!

[green granite]

Never did

[sullen stag]

bioshock 1 was the only good one

[marsh cargo]

from E directly

[pure compass]

bruh

[marsh cargo]

thats why they are all psykers

[frank hearth]

yes

[marsh cargo]

blame malchador

and his bullshit

[pure compass]

arent the sons of magnus all psykers

[frank hearth]

we the founding in the last siege of terra books

[marsh cargo]

correct

[pure compass]

inb4 it not the same

[marsh cargo]

however most of the 1ksons got rubric'ed

[pure compass]

grey knights confirmed for heretic sorcerors

[zealous depot]

I'm scared, offtopic became 40k topic

[marsh cargo]

so they are not psykers anymore

[static axle]

indarasting indeed

[marsh cargo]

they are just dust

[pure compass]

idk I suffer crons and tau

[zealous depot]

Me no understand 40k

Me dumb

[sullen stag]

get use to it sugar tits

[frank hearth]

oh dont worry no one does

[sullen stag]

your faction dumb my faction good

[frank hearth]

including GW

[zealous depot]

[pure compass]

gw lemme cosmic precision a nightbringer on top of people again pls

[zealous depot]

I just know something something, knife that sharpens itself

[sullen stag]

imagine if 40k had twitter

[zealous depot]

Oh and human sacrifice to fuel warp drive

[sullen stag]

the amount of ppl that would be nuked

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/wraithlord-dawn-of-war-warhammer40k-eldar-execute-gif-23589664

[sullen stag]

what the hell is that left one

[marsh cargo]

a eldar wraighknigh

[static axle]

i would like a tldr about them flesh tearers

[sullen stag]

they tear flesh

[frank hearth]

i mean we do have that already its just instead of racism we have xenophobia

[marsh cargo]

wraithlord

[static axle]

well shit

[pure compass]

post heresy on twitter and get your planet nuked

[sullen stag]

why does it look cooler than

[pure compass]

nice

[sullen stag]

than in game

in game it looks like a skinny crab

[zealous depot]

Butt plug for a head

[marsh cargo]

because the game is from 2004

[little depot]

das concrete

[marsh cargo]

wraithknights are soo cool

[sullen stag]

whats the name of this faction again

its thsoe blue alien ppl right

[marsh cargo]

tau

[pure compass]

t'au

[sullen stag]

yeah them

[frank hearth]

best part of the fucking book

[sullen stag]

i want to like them but ppl threaten to kill me if i do

[frank hearth]

you just know khorn was so fucking annoyed

[sullen stag]

cause muh space marine

[pure compass]

"this is a stealthy unit™"

I want krorks

but gw says we aint allowed to have fun

[static axle]

is there a faction of dreadnoughts?

[pure compass]

instead they just re-release spehss mehreenz

[marsh cargo]

thats because most space marine table top compositions get utterly fucked against tau if played wrong

[static axle]

or a chapter i should say

[sullen stag]

https://tenor.com/view/liam-neeson-i-will-find-you-taken-gif-5593626

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

he WANTS her

[frank hearth]

i would rec a lore vid on youtube

[static axle]

i read some

[marsh cargo]

anyways bed time

[static axle]

The Flesh Tearers are the XVI Legion of the Legiones Astartes and the brutal, blunt gene-sons of Vladus Barca,

[sullen stag]

hey hey were talking about space marine and not your ghey romance

[pure compass]

...so who are you

[frank hearth]

kinda hard to give a decent tldr that sells why they good

[marsh cargo]

dont kill yourselves

[timber oxide]

I will kill you instead

[static axle]

Many marines consider the XVI little more than mindless and wild barbarians, only concerned with the thrill of murder. so we kill shit for fun?

[pure compass]

it's supposed to be devotional, not fun or something

it's about worshipping muh emprah

[timber oxide]

You can like them, I will simply pretend that you don't exist

[static axle]

oh so we kill anything un empory

[timber oxide]

Which is not hard, I already forget about your existence

[static axle]

[static axle]

The 16th was eventually renamed to The Blood Skulls

i see

[marsh cargo]

They do eat people

[static axle]

[vital venture]

[frank hearth]

That was before hawk boy was found a he unfucked the legion

[static axle]

not this fat fuck again

[sullen stag]

why his dihh a cannon

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-gif-15398462093177454198

[vital venture]

dwerking at its fully evolved form

[little depot]

he just like me frfr

[oblique belfry]

idk but im busy beating up a kid

[vital venture]

I guess its opposite day

[timid hollow]

[frank hearth]

another one for the folder

[oblique belfry]

how the fuck are yall losing

ah.

where the fuck is your AD champ

[pure compass]

how did you lose all 4 dragons?

[oblique belfry]

they do not have ad champ

[vital venture]

another one sacrificed to the eternal warp (league)

[timid hollow]

lux hovered ash >picks lux >sion picked before her

IM GONNA SCRATCH MY EYES OUT OKAY

HAHAHDSASJKFHJKLSFHJKFHJKDFHJKLFD

[pure compass]

wat

[oblique belfry]

picks bot lane
picks ap champ

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-brainlet-microwave-smoke-dumb-gif-3026155548321433372

[pure compass]

so it was zyra-lux botlane?

[oblique belfry]

ye

[static axle]

To the Filthy, disgusting, heretical, abominable, needlessly cruel and malicious Tau, can I crash on your couch? That God Damn Filthy, disgusting, Heretical, abominable, needlessly cruel and malicious King of the Smurfs fired me!

[oblique belfry]

they do not have a single attack damage character

[static axle]

wot?

[pure compass]

kinda based ngl

[oblique belfry]

so sion just built MR only

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/loading-mag-loading-gun-jormungand-anime-jonah-gif-26640163

[pure compass]

I mean

it looks winnable tbh

[oblique belfry]

they just have to ignore sion

which is very hard to do

[little depot]

its always winnable

[pure compass]

but also look at the dragons

[little depot]

zapzap

[oblique belfry]

to be fair

i think its just naafiri

thats screwing them over

because they are all squishy

[pure compass]

my average autofill adc standing next to a bush when laning against sion

[static axle]

@frank hearth so are flesh tearers blood angel successor?

[timid hollow]

JKSDLHDFJFJKLHFJKLDHJKLDFJKLFDJKDFL

[frank hearth]

yes

[oblique belfry]

also holy Ego buying mejais while going 7-7 🥀

[timid hollow]

IM GONNA MURDER SOMEONE

I CANT LITERALLY

[pure compass]

It's a canon event no matter how much I ping

[timid hollow]

ARGHHHH

[pure compass]

was it like, 7/1 and THEN 7/7?

[static axle]

what he mean

[oblique belfry]

oh

the gae

[timid hollow]

6k fucking gold after fullbuild

[pure compass]

they have mental problems

and do wacky shit

[oblique belfry]

show scoreboard

[static axle]

dont we all

[frank hearth]

that be the red thirst and black rage making them kinda problematic

[shrewd gull]

fuck leagyue of glegnds

[frank hearth]

first one being space vampirism basicaly

[static axle]

[pure compass]

(most mehreenz have mental problems but sanguinius was kinda goofy)

[oblique belfry]

nevermind sion doing a 1v9

5-14 naafiri

[shrewd gull]

ew whats that fucking team of yours

whats that game in general

fucking retarded champs

in both teams

[pure compass]

playing ashe against sion

[oblique belfry]

this is a fucked up matchup btw

i feel bad for both rell and sion

[vital venture]

reminds me I need to play SM2 as a lamenter and throw every operation

[oblique belfry]

[frank hearth]

second one is giga warp PTSD where said astarte will start suffering hallucinations and believe themselfs to be Sanquinius during the final days of the siege of terra

[pliant chasm]

I LOVE MAGES

[shrewd gull]

nafiri, vex, velkoz, lux, zyra, mel, teemo, amumu

[timid hollow]

WE DID IT

[shrewd gull]

fucking dogs

[timid hollow]

WE DID IT

[frank hearth]

seing long dead traitors everywhere and going insane in general

[timid hollow]

we got fucking aced and its over

[oblique belfry]

there is literally no adc in the game wtf

[timid hollow]

dont think we won

do you think i care if i win

that was my sanity

there it goes

[pliant chasm]

silver lining

[static axle]

[timid hollow]

im gonna go onto a fucking island kill some siblings

[oblique belfry]

dog is dog

[timid hollow]

while wearing a red thsirt

[oblique belfry]

5-14

[timid hollow]

fucking cancer game

hope everyone who palys leauge drops dead

including me

[oblique belfry]

poor greg

[shrewd gull]

what wrank are you

[oblique belfry]

pinged for no reason

[shrewd gull]

fuck grteg

[pliant chasm]

ranked league*

[timid hollow]

never should have invented video games

[oblique belfry]

just play aram mayhem bro

[timid hollow]

kys

[oblique belfry]

ranked is popo

[gusty thistle]

who pinged me lmao

[timid hollow]

fucking kys you goddamn yaksucker

[pliant chasm]

you will not me

im happy with my aram spam

[oblique belfry]

@shrewd gull

[timid hollow]

i will burn the whole world down

[gusty thistle]

i dk what rank i am

[timid hollow]

everyone needs to die

[shrewd gull]

Why would you

Why would DISCCORD

[timid hollow]

FUCKING BRONZE OFC

[oblique belfry]

FINALLY

JOIN THE ARAM TRAIN BROTHA

[shrewd gull]

make you pop up before @timid hollow when I type his name

[pliant chasm]

7-0 winstreak last night

[gusty thistle]

cause i got aura or sum

[pliant chasm]

also doing aram since before it was cool son

[timid hollow]

AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH MY HAIRY ASS SWEATS AND FOCUSES MY MATES ARE THE LITERAL DEFINITION OF RETARDED MONKEYS

[gusty thistle]

eft arena aura shit

[timid hollow]

NO EVEN A GODDAMN MONKEY COULD WRITE HAMLET

[oblique belfry]

END FRIENDSHIP WITH WINNING THE GAME

EMBRACE TOMFOOLERY BULLSHIT

[vital venture]

[timid hollow]

THOSE FUCKING ONE CELLED INDIVIDUMS DONT DESERVE TO LIVE AND I HOPE NATURAL SELECTION ERADICATES THEM

[vital venture]

league crashout

gotta love it

[ripe wyvern]

Embrace tomboys

[frank hearth]

anyway time for

[pliant chasm]

^ hitler speech translated to english

[vital venture]

[timid hollow]

I NEED A FUCKING END SOLUTION FOR THIS

IM GONNA GET LIVING SPACE IN DEMACIA

[pliant chasm]

play aram

[timid hollow]

AGERJEKJKFJKFHDJKFKJDF

[oblique belfry]

ew

racism

[timid hollow]

YOUR MOM PLAY ARAM

[frank hearth]

[little depot]

woah woah woah

[timid hollow]

WITH ALL THE GUYS SHE FINDS

[little depot]

i comeback and first thing i see is living space

[little depot]

the german is coming out

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1327797151732076606/1333538293710585896/attachment-4.gif

[timid hollow]

60 FUCKING MINUTES

TO LOSE 15 LP

IM GONNA RIP MY BALLS OFF

[timid hollow]

SAKLDJSKLAJDKLSDJLASDK

ill inhale a cigarette in two drags

[pliant chasm]

gex

[little depot]

at the end of the day its just league

[pliant chasm]

play nunu mid

[timid hollow]

your mom has sex

sorry

[pliant chasm]

ghost cleanse

[timid hollow]

no

ill play mel

[little depot]

ghost cleanse nunu

[timid hollow]

im good on mel

[pure compass]

gex switch to dota 2

[timid hollow]

mel is fun

[timid hollow]

Listen shithead

[little depot]

play ghost cleanse draven

[oblique belfry]

double screenshot

[worn echo]

how we feel about deadlock

[pure compass]

You should play thresh support if uou want to maximize the cbt experience.

[oblique belfry]

in the span of 5 mins

[timid hollow]

you have deadcock

[proven tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376364712260009994/1465114097799397376/add_everyone_please_do_not_announce_to_this_server.mp4?ex=6977ed55&is=69769bd5&hm=85354448fcd4cbaa4be0c40c3a8a440b5cb9c5bbc39db24db273e6bdb9e619b9&

[pliant chasm]

play thresh
hard carry that shit
0 honors

[static axle]

the heck this? is this deathwatch too

[worn echo]

got a friend who does

[vital venture]

should've just played smite instead

[timid hollow]

i hope i die in my sleep

[oblique belfry]

people love ignoring supports

thats why you should BE the carry instead

[pure compass]

play thresh
they dont pick up the lantern

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

you remember killdozer

wait for part 2

its in production by gexrdy

[oblique belfry]

whenever i play tahm support i dont buy "tank" items or "support" items

i just build what i build on top lane

and become the carry in min 15

[vital venture]

3 hours, 10 mins, 48 seconds

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287208194233602059/1444399443440042105/RDT_20251129_0209384859260711322424121.gif

[pure compass]

I bought knight's vow back in like season 8 and 2v4'd by slapping it on shyvana once

[oblique belfry]

whats that ? you stole adcs kill and he is fuming you ?

just mute

and carry

that fucko will die in 1-2 skillshots instead

[timid hollow]

im so tempted to just add everyone from the last match and tell them to kill themselves in really creative ways

the perma ban would be a blessing

[oblique belfry]

talon e off a balcony

[pliant chasm]

dude i was playing trundle yesterday
a kalista kept diving tower and blaming us for not having a front line

[pure compass]

Mute? I'll just tell him to last hit better

[vital venture]

wait you played league with vc on? horrible idea in general

[timid hollow]

sitting under a bridge and taking heroin would be more productive

[pliant chasm]

she ulted
died so i got popped out of the ult
then bitched that i didn't use it on the backline

[oblique belfry]

Ornn E into highway

[timid hollow]

i could literally fap against my window and watch how it drips down, and it would be a better way to spend my time

im gonna kill myself

[pliant chasm]

que again

[timid hollow]

im gonna decorate that rooftop pillar thing in the living room

im gonna hang out a bit

[vital venture]

weird time to wanna paint

[pure compass]

I miss Vi's old ability names

[oblique belfry]

3x screenshot combo

[timid hollow]

i give myself 2 months before me or anyone else gets killed by me

2 months

watch my lp go down and people go missing in my area

fucking leauge

i hope rito dies

[vital venture]

[timid hollow]

im gonna break my hand so i cant play anymore

[oblique belfry]

gex today we were playing as a 5 premade and my friend fucking did the silent treatment and uninstalled the game because of ranked

so im gonna tell you the same shit

[timid hollow]

kys.

[oblique belfry]

Stop being retarded. Its just a number increase with the occasional symbol change.

[craggy oriole]

hes going ape shit

[timid hollow]

NO SHIT SHERLOCK

THANK YOU

[oblique belfry]

then stop overreacting

its just a game

[timid hollow]

I DIDNT THOUGHT OF THIS 9 YEARS AGO

[oblique belfry]

play it for fun

[timid hollow]

I WILL EXPRESS MY EXTREMELY HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AS I WISH

BECAUSE IM NOT EVEN SALTY ABOUT THE GAME; IM SALTY THAT SUCH PEOPLE ARE PROBABLY ALLOWED TO VOTE

[proven tundra]

Germans can't have fun
It's illegal

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

THAT TOO

NEIN NEIN NEIN

[oblique belfry]

okay you changed my viewpoint

ill leave you to it gex

[oblique belfry]

such is the world.

politicians are just kids wearing suits

[pliant chasm]

where is my suit

[timid hollow]

HONEY WHERE IS MY SUPER ROPE

[oblique belfry]

having ego so big if it exploded it would cause a hiroshima

[timid hollow]

[pliant chasm]

horishima
more like
whorishima

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

i finally unfav'd the pogo stick cat gif

i dont have to scroll a million times anymore

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

[oblique belfry]

it takes so much space in fav gifs

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif?ex=6977ed66&is=69769be6&hm=62cb56af1ab4ba4f65f8a7d529422a569d9fe14a045a526a86b8062955dda0b9&

[oblique belfry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1200486047772065886/1217834176192184410/ezgif-3-ca7eb2ee33.gif

Noooo

[timid hollow]

lmao

git gud

[oblique belfry]

one of my gifs died

wonder what it was

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481374362268860426/1251187306325344407/caption-1-1.gif

[oblique belfry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/912320242301149215/1209695434646364160/ezgif-2-c0fac94729.gif

@static axle

i still have this

[timid hollow]

that match costed me 5 years of my life

[pliant chasm]

bro posted a dead gif without knowing

no hesitation

[timid hollow]

i can feel the strain on my heart

[oblique belfry]

we ball

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout-new-vegas-dance-dancing-gif-6128875342791912116

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/danganronpa-next-shoot-my-shot-shot-put-basketball-shoot-shot-gif-12796953466102343645

we ball

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056492780857335891/1452398433255031095/snaplytics_converted_gif_5.gif

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-pixy-solo-wing-pixy-game-reset-gif-27151977

[jade imp]

You guys have to watch His&Hers on Netflix

Holy Christ it’s good

[oblique belfry]

wait i just fucking noticed

actually nvm

i cant say it here

[jade imp]

Free will is a mother fucker

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-darkside-star-wars-evil-innerme-gif-13048146

[sullen stag]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[uneven sapphire]

[oblique belfry]

i knew there had to be smth to replay stuff

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-ace-combat-chopper-chopper-ace-combat-gif-12334126137317145969

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-5-nagase-gif-6740766671687173181

[copper vapor]

why's he slamming an AK dust cover

[pallid raft]

hes very angry at the ak

it jammed

[copper vapor]

b-b-but AKs don't jam

[timid hollow]

chopper cool

[copper vapor]

most reliable gun in the world!

[timid hollow]

because the 7.62 can spray trough walls right

[pallid raft]

erm actually!! thats not an ak, thats an akm!!!

[timid hollow]

gunnut offtopic is my personal vietnam

[sour rivet]

is that the vocaloid who sold the world

[pallid raft]

yes

canon as well

[sour rivet]

can i get that picture

[pallid raft]

found it on pinterest

[oblique belfry]

i just noticed i have this on steam

[sour rivet]

aw nah they gave the combin the eye of saroun'

[sour rivet]

thanmk

[oblique belfry]

guess ill sleep now

CAM ON

1 MORE DAY

THEN 16 HOUR TERRARIA GRIND

[pallid raft]

sleep is for the weak

[oblique belfry]

[pallid raft]

very excited to do new summoner on new version

[oblique belfry]

wanna join our run ?

me / hate / droon are planning to start a new save

imma go summoner too

[pallid raft]

naw but thank you, i probably wouldnt be able to be on enough to keep up

i got a lot of shifts next week

[oblique belfry]

oh trust me its just me thats unemployed

[shrewd gull]

why is linux native stellaris broken

[oblique belfry]

they have work too

[craggy oriole]

scary

[vital venture]

The enemy of Yu-Gi-Oh players

[pallid raft]

nah i appriciate the offer but ill probably just run it solo and ive always prefered solo to multi on terraria anyway

ill lyk if i change my mind tho

[oblique belfry]

fair enough

[pallid raft]

ty tho doge i do appriciate that offer

[craggy oriole]

neurotoxin machine for boys

[oblique belfry]

im gonna be playing in singleplayer+ anyways

single until someone else wants to join

cuz muh pause

[pallid raft]

hahaha

[timid hollow]

watching some equalizer 3 and thinking how i would do the same stuff to my ranked mates :3

[pallid raft]

waiting behind for people who arent as fast as you are is top 10 most painful thing in games

[oblique belfry]

yeah thats true

[craggy oriole]

are you ok man

[oblique belfry]

especially on games like terraria

thats why i will not do bosses until everyones online

[vital venture]

Hes still going on about ranked league

[pallid raft]

actually didnt mind that film, all 3 equalisers are solid action flicks

nothing special but still enjoyable

[craggy oriole]

ranked league brainbreak

[pallid raft]

yeah and then you get the one thing more painful, waiting all that time for everyone online, and then the one time youre not they do it without you

[jade imp]

Yea this is kinda wild

[oblique belfry]

im the host

since im the unemployed

[jade imp]

Some how it’s worse than a condom dispenser… idk

[pallid raft]

hahaha no worrie then

[vital venture]

The terror I would feel in trying to use that dispenser

[oblique belfry]

yep thats why i will wait for everyone when doing bosses

or they need to grind

[craggy oriole]

condom from the bathroom and condom from a corner store same thing, but cologne from the bathroom is scary

[pallid raft]

what order do u normally do bosses

[vital venture]

I feel like 90% chance to get sprayed with aid induced chemical warfare

[craggy oriole]

especially from a machine that sprays you

[oblique belfry]

i usually ignore king slime and rush eoc but king slime now has new drops

[pallid raft]

i normally just do eye first, brain/worm and then go back for slime and queen bee after

[oblique belfry]

which includes summoner stuff

so i will do king first this time

[pallid raft]

i aint know that

i barely know anything about the update tbf

[oblique belfry]

it has a new whip and new spear

also slime staff now drops from king slime

[static axle]

i'll probs be on for the launch night and then after done with work imma just complain about no games

[oblique belfry]

yep i know

like i've said

singleplayer+

[static axle]

and watchmaxx cabin videos

[pallid raft]

whats a cabin video

[static axle]

just watching people build log cabins middle of nowhere in alaska

or living there and doing homestead stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlqexwQ0OqU

shit like this

[pallid raft]

oh yeah theyre cool

i used to watch these japenese dudes in their homemade camper vans going and sleeping in a blizzard

and then one day theyd whip out their new car they got with youtube money that wasnt made out of wood

[uneven sapphire]

Fucm

I just realized I woke up an hour earlier

[craggy oriole]

how horrible

[pliant chasm]

holy shit what the fuck

[uneven sapphire]

Yes

[quiet abyss]

terrible fate

[uneven sapphire]

Cuz like

[oblique belfry]

EL DIABLOO

[vital venture]

Well

Its a gun

[vital venture]

[pliant chasm]

fully modded too

[quiet abyss]

he has the fuckin hollywood revolver

[uneven sapphire]

I didn’t realize until I was too early

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

rick grimes revolver

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-twd-rick-grimes-dance-gif-8918224923257704013

[quiet abyss]

that too

[static axle]

CAROL

[vital venture]

"You need my dna"

[craggy oriole]

huh??

wha??

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/onamui-onams-ntm-you-need-my-dna-dna-gif-3901394986033913599

[craggy oriole]

oh my god i forgot about that

[vital venture]

My feed for a week was edits about this parody

Idk if I could forget it if I wanted

Each one was made by the same fucking guy too btw

[pliant chasm]

ok this is bs

it doesn't have unlimited ammo

just unlimited mag and you don't reload

fuck you todd howard

[oblique belfry]

i mean

thats still good no ?

[pliant chasm]

yea

[oblique belfry]

0 reload

[pliant chasm]

but the way i read it
it was infinitely better

[oblique belfry]

i had the same thought with a laser rifle

[pliant chasm]

i simply didn't use the 44 cause i don't have enough ammo yet

[oblique belfry]

but i had so much energy cells

[pliant chasm]

that's why i was hyped

[oblique belfry]

that it was unlimited anyways

[pliant chasm]

same i have like 1300 now

but like 20 gauss ammo or plasma

i wsih you could break down ammo like in fnv