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yeah its not even funny how bad the thunder hammer is nowadays

cooking time after dozin off for few mins 
the hammer... works
just not half as good
when i can sprint, charge a heavy with empowered relic and use my ability for a crit
and just do the same thing
take out like 1/3 of the burgle/plogryns hp
or chaos spawn, but its hard to hit their head when they keep FUCKING MOVING
spending all their time moving up down, side to side and just all round fucking me up

just to then die
wait why is it giving me all these combat tutorials. didn't i just do all this during the tutorial boss fight
yes dear

you get tutorials inside tutorials
what gets me is when tutorial systems give you a tutorial on how to use the system


i am out of formas rn so this is my only gun i can really trick out
nice. if you swap the elements around to make heat and viral and it's gonna shred everything
damn, it do look goood
when did you get sm2?
is everyone getting sm2 now?
sm2topic
When it launched idiot
15 dolla
this is a W for me
I posted many pics here when i played
when was that?
Aint my fault your brains smooth
might grind SM2 out a bit thinking about it
might be a bit bored of darktide
late 2024
but I can always just slap shit in SM2
just let me see something
!topic
@static axle
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here's my lex prime fit so far
lex named sesbian

the LEX is a good weapon to invest in
get the incarnon and win
damn metro really went down in quality didnt it

i gneuinely cant stop thinking about the bloodsucker bike gif
this but that gif instead of kollibri
ok im too lazy to look for hates sm2 stuff

also he expects me to remember something that was over a year ago
fucking clown 
as if i pay attention to hates game of the month
or whatever
day*
year*
kbiri...
kebab
do you guys think my cortex is intact enough to make a good target practice mech drone CPU
Why would it be a w?
ok this game's combat is pretty cool
no
waiting until all the episodes of an anime I wanna watch releases in painful
we can play together 
you're chronically online, so it has already become some amalgamation between completely destroyed and the next step in the human evolution
nah, i'm just projecting
please dont decomission me
it's just different enough combat from the other party of four open world slop combat
Not so lore accurate space marine
named marine accurate space marine
it's alright, your line is still not obsolete
Sure ill play with you. Not with baboonxinal 
ur gonna be peachy
What every unnamed helmeted space marine looks like under the helmet (they have to die for being too handsome)
chadriel gets to be a chad ok
(they have to die for being more interesting then the MC)
I rather play gacha with pyrson than anything with atro 

Your roof got a cock n balls
My man 
or shieeeet, even league with doge

league is a gacha 
ok league is taking that too far
Now that's higher level of commitment
I wouldnt wish upon my worst enemy to play league
If you look hard enough, anything can be a gacha
anyways, i made some food, sunny side eggs, beef, some red onion and veggies 

just got barn'd
are you having fun though?
Sparter, how knowledgeable are you with 40k lore
having fun in war thunder is asking for too much
some 
Any particular reason why I couldn't make my veteran reject in darktide a krieg
don't you love when your brain short circuits every time you get a kill?
kriegers arent human in a mental level
have to pay more money to do so

they are treated as fodder from birth
individual through is rare from them
this gonna knock me the fuck out at 2am @oblique belfry
my brain dies whenever I die and get a kill in that game
either way im fucked
secondly to be a kreiger and not be in the korps is also a bit illegal 
So in short it's just highly unlikely for them to even be in a position where they could become a reject
exactly
oh lore wise
their top priority of their minds is meeting a gory end in the name of the Emps
a crusade for atonement
wish they had more of an interaction in TTS but thats a me thing
Oh my lil krieg guys always get a gory end when I play kill team 

they are so dehumanized they dont even have names
they have a batch number most of the time
So there is a chance that there exists a krieg with a number 6942067

Food coma and a half, also doge has never seen that much food on a plate in his life 
technically yes
But seeing how low that number is I bet he's been dead for a while
viral kohm is fun
Real ass question
Oh you like to kohm don't you
very much 
I think its butt
i nee kuva kohm badly
Its bad
it will be a shitshow on launch because its being made by CA
Im thinking
creative assembly
yee, eggs and beef guud
nothing like protein coma
And its gone b4 update 1
Cus realistically the UI is horrid
The battles are not as chaotic as 40k should be
CA made total warhammer into dogshit because of their endless dlc spam
Cause its lesser numbers than warhammer 3
Thank god you can bypass that
But nah I dont think they will stop with dlc spam
40k battles are not as large as most ppl would think they are
Its gonna be the same shit and if they patch the free dlc method to where dlc isnt predownloaded the games screwed
And I think they know that
Depends on the battle
But considering that ur gonna be going from planet to planet
Some battles should be way larger than others
yes but but are not this humongous shittery
you did this too in dawn of war
its not an unique concept
I wanna have like 50 units on screen mine and enemies included
20 fps
My computer spitting smoke like a diesel truck

And my electricity bill being 6000 euros at end of month 
most 40k games are based around a NORMAL 40k tabletop game
you still have apocalypse if you want endless dogshit on screen
What I hope is
it wont be
They make you need to do multiple battles
true
bogdan
Otherwise its just lame
connect to the power grid directly
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tldr its simply too large to be enjoyable
i think i am ready to start going after dipshit mcgee
and CA have only added bugs to the fucking game
my kuva dumbass
TF DO YOU MEAN PURCHASE LIMIT REACHED
bitch i have not bought anything from you for a FULL WEEK

farm sp and buy the kuva from teshin

fuck teshin
or farm zariman and buy kuva from the ghost lady
when we playing together spart
real money trading
I think sieges suck cause the way you defend then without auto resolving is just sitting there at the gate and letting them breach and u just clump up bullshit
In the gate
why you laugh at me
And kill everything
spart
one day
And u just send ur range troops near the wall

when i feel like playing wf again
oki
congrats this is how it works in 30k too
do I punch through a lot of armor?
yep
like 242mm averagely
do i kill anything?
no
Like
Sieges can be done good
If you just dont make them take 70 years to do
Its so simple
man, ngl, runs like ass 
yes but in 40k sieges you get the big big units
which turn the game into just a larger version of the small tabletop
Its ue5
What expect
speaking tabletop wise
Well if they take this
Sieges would be less boring
Like taking down a titan would be cool as fuck
Think abt it
given dow3 tried that
when it rains it rains type comment 
i doubt they will ever pull out the titans again
fable time
Its gonna be a dlc
Ill ping you in 3 yrs when its out and say
I told you so

walls have no effect on me
Oh that house.
I think what is gonna happen is game is either delayed and made good or just released in slop state and GW cuts ties with CA abt the 40k game
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Thats just my opinion tho
queue the arrows
literally me
better do it quick before steel finds its way between your ribs
uhh
entropy reverser
@marsh cargo the fuck are ordeals
anyway RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

dont you kek sparter, this a serious question
would you still love me if i was a skeleton animated by hatred and malice
also i dont talk i just bellow at everyone
progamer (last clip dw)
oh this guy just grabbed snowshine by the face and slammed her
holy shit
gulp..
offtopic do I drive to the airport 
I guess 
why drive to the airport
damn not even georgia is save from the arctic air
pay an orangutan bananas to drive your friend
just pick them up
no bananas rn 
someone i know from florida was talking about snow
more people to play with
it froze overnight and my power flickered
but no snow
there are icicles outside tho
it snowed so hard that i went out to smoke and got cartoon snow piles on my head and shoulders
oh it me Dr. Curtis Connors 
so glad i don't smoke right now with this weather
What's wrong about the weather
Meh
oh eh it's not that cold
weather never stopped me from smoking
if you cant handle the weather you cant handle the smoke
Define normal
seems you misinterpreted the point of my message 
Because -17 in january seems normal to me
somewhere the air doesn't hurt your face
That's not normal
You go champ
i can handle it, i finished smoking and came in
thats perfectly normal
That's not normal
i was just talking about how in a 5 min period i had actual piles of snow on me
20c to 23c are room temperature
It's january
yes and ?
If the temp is not in the negatives then something is not wintering
southern hemisphere
clump was saying shes glad she doesnt smoke so that the choice of freezing or no nic doesnt come up
doopid
smelly
Motherfucker mexico is not in the southern hemisphere
still north hemisphere here
youd be surprised how many people think mexico is in south america
alot actually
Fucking americans I swear
not just americans
Shut up Kate, not talking to you
i didn't think it was south america, i just brainrotted
pretty much everyone who isnt south american or mexican

you couldnt shut a window
im not scared of you anymore
IM NOT SCARED OF YOU ANYMORE
apparently i bought a dlc edition on release and i have all these goofy skins
the weed kind even
hey guys i have a intel ultra 7 265F/32gig ddr5 ram/ rtx5060ti. is that decent for gamma?
no
bro bought the season pass version

can you explain why?
season pass edition to play 14hours
Wrong chat buddy
Brother you can run this modpack on a 2020 toaster
the newbies told me to write in here
Why ask for fucking gamma?
I thought you meant in general.
i have a lot of opinions
Don't listen to newbies
Shows you got too much money 
And especially don't listen to the yellow guys, they are evil
for anything, gamma and non

atleast i has cool armors now 
spending money
Original game & asset : Rimworld
Created with Blender
#shorts #meme #memes
but also ♻️
In general its alright I´d say.

I must find the original poster and kill him
Anyways, back to the important stuff
okay thank you!
@marsh cargo you didn't tell me you live on Hellmire
wtf
stil an amazing img ngl
I mean, if it's 22.5C in January, how bad is it in July
still 22
well we can surely change that
highest it gets here is 30 ish c

if i had nitro thatd be my banner
Are you so poor you can't afford the weather to change temperatures during the year?
lowest it gets is like 6c
just to make it even funnier, israel and palestine should've been on the same side
yeah the south north western hemisphere is like, weirdly temperature stable
its called living inside of a geological soup cup
hmmm. soup.
mountains on all sides
mmm soup
mmm soup
@craggy oriole is a soup
the part where the lgbt flag is evil but the trans flag is good is the part that actually wracks my brain
I could go for some fries right now
mmm soup
incredibly unhinged or incredibly based
I could go for some soup
call it friendo
did you put potatoes and celery in
to the broth
Mmmm, large celery
after i was rendered down
tomato soup
totato soup
good side
russia

totato
china, russia, USA and NK on the same side is also comedy gold
good side russia teamed up with the unided states
@marsh cargo accepto the request in stim
its true tho
why is north korea there then
cuz nukes

yeah but is it for the right reasons or is it just stopped clock is right twice a day
overanalyzing a shitpost 
I"m just
its fuuuuuun
Honestly I see trump doing that
fym overanalyzing
ye its fun
I don't want to be on the same side as japan, can I switch?
Once they let epstein leave the white houses basement its gonna happen

I've had ppl get legitimately mad at me for not having the ultimate ready when they got downed for the 3+ time
this is a classic
what is this lmao

Sparter, context
im glad you know
what happened to a sega dreamcast in brazil
mobis
ofc i know this is one of the sacred ancient texts in meme history

dreamcasts LOVE eating ||
||
i mean i think it wasnt even that expensive from a keysite

canadian........
i was not going to write that pyson
la rata con tiner

so I can't pay for repairs


beg for muney
why the fuck do I have my steam store open on xcom 2
the snake sweaters earlier

fucking first requirm relic anmd it spits out a weapon adapter
is it bad that ive been so traumatized by chasers saying the most cookie cutter babys first hangup shit that i see this dude like "i wish a snake would kill me" and im just like based
i think thats a bad sign
walter my boy
If I were to be sent into a video game I hope it's xcom so that I can witness the snake ladies for real and then miss a 95% shot
@vital venture #╟❓general-offtopic message
what's the thoughts on braton prime 
It's a gun

It's not ugly like most of the guns in warframe
it exists
Doge getting games to play instead of fortnite is generational
this the reason
No real reason to get one, but also no real reason not to get one
Most likely you will get it on accident
bro bought the 80 dolla edition
apparenly 
whre do i get requirem relics again 
ashktually 76.99
do you want to play havoc 
with me
inb4 no
can get em from kuva floods, and kuva thralls
kuva siphon / flood

Also they are going to rework them iirc
i got one of the kuva symbols now
im already 3 beers down idk if can 
kurwa lich

damn 7 pm drinks
its sunday wtf are you expecting me to do 

you always can
who said you had to be really good

im happy with a mediocre performance, i just dont like being alone

also its only 3 beers @marsh cargo
:)
Obamna
SODA
where?
There? I guess?
#╟❓general-offtopic message

No lube...

i love that animation
reminds me of this guys redesigns of 40k stuff
this is just how tyrannids should be tbh
this rocks
i love this pic so much
good mroning
morning
@quiet abyss
i like how sleek and angular and clean it is compared to all the lumpy dudes
what is this slop
not using marksman is criminal
but i guess you dont have the bolter
so it doesnt really matter
yep
Death💢
with boltgun you want to maximize weakpoint damage
so i run marksman with it
helps with rotten crushers
also rending strikes
M

M is for morning
also i just noticed an error on my gun spam
i missed out on bring it down
had to put that in
idk how i missed it
yeah thats crucial
for a heavy hunting build
Haiii pyrson
i mean you dont really need help for man sized targets
since all of them are flak besides scab ragers
including mauler bodies
Train
which is better than the head usually, unless youre stacking weakpoint buffs
Hello old man

player not eligible @marsh cargo 
they hate me
try again
just drank 24 oz of water and it was the best thing i've ever tasted in my life
RAAHH
forgetting to drink water is bad. don't do it
ok try now
i hate havoc matchmaking so much
its good

we need 2 moar
Footage of Assmonbald
I WOULD ONLY BE LEVEL 1 TFYM
level ! must be illustrious
He's not even remotely that cute
ok sure
but uyou get what I meant
They hate you
gonna get stomped by the 30000 crushers
rotten armor to top it off
hitmonchan
autogun go ping ping on armor
will be fineee
hitmonlee
€10.29
@frank hearth
I love how he has to write what each thing is because they make negative sense
cus theyre awesome
sure, jan
eh fuck it, lemme add it to the collection 
friends chatting in vc
some guy talking about how burntpeanut got huge after arc raiders
another guy says "nah his channel got huge way before arc"
so I ask "when?"
and he says "around late october"
then I just quietly go check something out...
we might be able to recruit some of offtopic tards to 4 man


he was pretty big with eft already
your friends brain a burnt peanut
wild of you to assume i'll get to playing it 
he started getting big around late october
oh, right around when arc released?
i mean sure theres, sparter right? and shiyon?
i definitely saw him before, but i already saw him when he started
atro you eat shit instantly
he funni, im happy for him
I've seen tarkov memes about him before that, as well
but either way
I gotta find a comfort game to play
(this is excuses for skill issue)
I actually got stressed out playing WWM earlier
need a comfy game to play with brain turned off
birb sam and dude also
minecraft
I don't own meinkraft
croakaloco
and pyrson
trust bro
but it think darktide has crossplay
i have darktide but everyone who invites me to play plays for 2 days and then quits
uh
also game kind of sucks
I just realized
I have no comfy games installed
it's all tryhard stress simulator

man
get a katamari rom
thats my type of comfy game
wanna play comfy game
look at library
silksong
twitter isnt worth your attention
try stoneshard maybe
post silly stuff in here
like surviving mars or whatever
as if im not RIGHT HERE
as if you wouldnt quit in two days if i joined
its obviously my fault because im so uhh
what makes people not want to play darktide with you
being bad?
1 step closer to playing
its obviously my fault because im bad
good enough for me
nothing?
ive played with terrible players
nothing wrong in that
Because darktide fucking sucks
truth nuke
i got it cause i promised to play it with sturm and unlike taco im no liar

I changed my opinion
😳
You also promised you'd buy me vintage story
since when
tomorrow
damn, i gotta do something tmrw and not open pc
It was promised to me in the Zhang dynasty
if thats what im gonna do
merc ruined your change to get VS
It's a bitter sweet symphony
smh

suddenly i have the urge to binge lotr tmrw
I suddenly have the urge to throw bricks at certain people
Thank you
You should give me all of your remaining time
racially motivated hate crime? 
release the recordings
You'll get yourself purged if u do
hatefully crimed race motivation?
Precisely
Now you're starting to get it
No go back to the basement
You've had enough internet time
i dont think theyre playing silly little games at all i think they want to hurt me
they used inappropriate language
the one who used the lanugage is the one you hired as the rr manager

how i am doing better rn
no idea
i just keep missing a dodge, or blundering like a motherfucker
I'm the rr manager
swear down earlier i was doing great

rat resources
racism resources
@marsh cargo impromptu question
are stunstorms good...
for zealot?
please say yes
Same same but different
but arent they cc inmmune?
You still haven't shown me the snow
I'm angry
no
thats final toll
oh yeah
sorry they filled most of my semisolid memory with hypnotically implanted fire solution algorithms
ill get a picture of the field though
There is a chair. The chair walk, with a shoes. Lalalalala. He walk on the street. The chair is a-walking. Yes
no you got the wrong killphrase
Wasn't so good after all, huh? 
that guy got banned??
idk what happened
1 wind down, 1 more to go
buck maxing

guess they left or something
nuh uh, azu sleeps
im go sleepy now
ok
i have a late night at the money for dope factory
Space will be mine this time
@frank hearth it done, lemme know when you wanna go 
hate
good attempts
it was
you wish 
nice eeps
mf hate just started
that mf isnt drunk they can type
waiting for new content so i can redownload darktide
nice.

sometime tommorow if you free
the curse of eppy is getting to me
add me on fatfish

we can play games
am free
might run to store tmrw, unless i do it tuesday

so real
Damn right I do

I go honk mimimi
6506700343 add me i guess (esc > social > press E)
darktide
im actively on it now
me? i will play any
see!
https://www.amazon.com/JOYTOY-Warhammer-Ultramarines-Intercessors-Collection/dp/B0CG17HSJX/ref=pd_bxgy_thbs_d_sccl_1/139-5259371-6234301? give a thumbs up or down if i should get this or not
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ogryn is kinda piss tho
joytoy good
but auric is too far
@wet orchid
but then rework killed it
does it know to add us from steam or do we have to re add
buh buh
my only problem is its 4 inchs
prolly has a great personality
buti want a bit bigger of a figure
it's big enough for its price
i forgot entirely what i was gonna say but it was important
it has steam friends
works over steam no ingame related nonsense required
and fatfish friends
you could always look for primarchs, those are usually bigger
Get the Blood Angel or Imperial Fist, Ultrasmurfs are lame
im giving you my friend code on steam
and you should add me
me hating on the blue guys because everyone else does it
i see, well i dont remember shit from beta so we'll see tmrw
imma go back to my alaskan cabin videos
youre like that buzz lightyear meme
That you were gonna dedicate your entire existence to azuism?
ultramarines are neat, if you pay attention to the good novels on them
i'll add ingame tmrw, perchance
Azutism*
who knows
I want Games Workshop to remember that literally any other Legion/Chapter exists
they are still piss boring unless they are dying in droves 
depends which stories
Where the fuck are new White Scars or Iron Hands
iron hands are sooo boring
cato sicarious getting 1v1 by a tau and lossing in melee was a great read
that would mean i'd have to stop enjoying my cabin videos, and that highest order of heresy
thats fair
asking the real shit

true
i hate cato
such a fucking pissant
but i like ventris
They don't get any spotlight and are boring because there's basically no lore or exposure for them
tbf cato kinda got better after the whole super space PTSD thing
hes such a fucking cunt to everyone
no its because theyre just depressed
entitled cunt
you dont wanna take away the only thing i like? 
yes he is
do i get to kill people though
man i never wanted to travel
i said true, im still sad tho
Yeah
but watching equalizer 3 makes me want to visit italy
ill think it over
i like watching people build some random shelter in the woods
They don't get to be depressed. Yes, their Primarch is super fucking dead, but so is Sanguinius, and you don't see the Blood Angels freaking ou- GOOD LORD THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE
iron hands just replace flesh with metal because clearly their hand was the cause of the sorrow

im past the outdoors boys type few nights in the woods and im into full on homestead videos now
idiots i swear
yeah i think theres certain really old technologies that are part of our instincts by now so seeing certain kinds of things being made is just cool
like shelters yeah but also just firemaking and stuff
very nice, now let me know if you want to play darktide later or something
i watched some videos of a dude literally just knapping shit
if its any rejoice
ferrus manus would hate what his sons are doing 
preferably soon
thats why theyre lame
because theyre like the imperial cult
but metal
Those videos of that guy building clay houses or shelters 
i could watch people bang rocks together untill theyre sharp all day






