╟❓general-offtopic

[pliant chasm]

western dev was here

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-wake-up-sleeping-basketball-gif-22752712

ba abye

[oblique belfry]

l m a o

[upbeat verge]

we all know it wont be that much

[oblique belfry]

ye

[plucky jolt]

doge dont laugh

[oblique belfry]

they will trim a lot of unused files n whatnot

[upbeat verge]

wtf is this furry goat on your pfp

[oblique belfry]

ralsei

[plucky jolt]

they gotta be trolling with the 67 67 file size

[plucky jolt]

you asked that last time

[oblique belfry]

huh ?

oh you fuck

[upbeat verge]

I did?

[oblique belfry]

i didnt even notice it until you mentioned it

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[oblique belfry]

you fucking rot

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[plucky jolt]

[upbeat verge]

[plucky jolt]

love this emote

[oblique belfry]

i didnt even notice the 67 meme until you said it

bastard

[plucky jolt]

look at em go

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm_d8EU_PjM

[plucky jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-chud-fat-chud-brucedroppemoff-bruce-gif-7290048522851418216

[upbeat verge]

this jasmine incense SUCKS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1311807917271552031/1464385612772544584/VID_20260123_140118_466.mp4?ex=6975efa1&is=69749e21&hm=4a7f91e8427c581af06192f63008fc1047813ef1e7927815bae401e0796a0485&
@plucky jolt @oblique belfry

the fucking laugh

[plucky jolt]

ngl I though that was you

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry https://fixvx.com/ShiinaBR/status/2014794007721754706

Shiina (@ShiinaBR)

OVERWATCH FORTNITE COLLAB DROPPING WITHIN 3 MONTHS

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 23, 2026, 8:14 PM

praying to god this is real

[oblique belfry]

?????????????????????????????????????????????????

yeah no

is blizzard that bad in stocks side

are they gonna die

[arctic flicker]

probably

[oblique belfry]

please let em

[frank hearth]

god i fucking hope so

[oblique belfry]

i can just imagine one of the execs just went "as a last resort lets just collab with fortnite"

[glossy turtle]

Preferably after this 3rd TBC launch tyvm

[plucky jolt]

doo doo fart X peak collab

[oblique belfry]

wonder which is which

[plucky jolt]

[upbeat verge]

I've seen that artists art before slouchie

I've stumbled upon it

[oblique belfry]

another artist being in the dark side

smh

[plucky jolt]

yeah you stumble upon a lot of stuff

[upbeat verge]

not tht

well I mean

I blame instagram

I go eat lidl pastry

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[upbeat verge]

@plucky jolt @oblique belfry couldnt wait so the end is chomped off

[oblique belfry]

mmmm

yum

[plucky jolt]

dw bro food is for eating not for show

[upbeat verge]

tru tru

[left mantle]

man i'm goin out for food soon too

maybe i'll show it

[real aspen]

[upbeat verge]

drinking jager in a jack daniels cup

Jail.

[copper vapor]

good bps, too bad I already know both

[pure goblet]

new vegas spotted

deploy goated combat track: https://youtu.be/IrtjPPOcfbM?si=h1Vx1avYJfjJkd17

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818822386308481074/1357746237599649924/wave.gif

[thick plover]

"oh no blizzard is gonna die"
Welp it looks like black ops 8 is right around the corner

[restive bear]

Hey look its the mod everyone and theiir mother puts in every frame

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/ree-frog-angry-mad-pepe-the-frog-shaking-gif-17567919

Man why did I choose to work today

[verbal gate]

because you just love your work and environment

[zealous depot]

HELL NAH

I just like MUNEH

[verbal gate]

filled with the love for your coworkers, and the want to see the company you are in grow further and further

[zealous depot]

I am filled with the love of hoping my coworkers slam a sliver of wood into their toe nail

[vital venture]

Huh

[raven swan]

i wonder if there's a trump, usa too

living in kenedy, usa must be mind blowing

[real aspen]

i have never used that mod

[vital venture]

A little cold but still normal ish rn

Oh well

[frail leaf]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[raven swan]

boo

[left mantle]

it's a nice -20C here

[vital venture]

I aint gonna ask why work decided to cancel if it means I get to sleep in tbf

[restive bear]

Yeh but vast majority of wf players do

Shit is so overrated

[left mantle]

I mean the execs probably aren't happy with the numbers from their latest releases in activision

Also the fact that you all didn't clock the 67 meme for the gta6 size is hilarious

[worn echo]

primed sure footing is a straight up scam except for like 2 activities

stupid ass waste of an exilus slot

[restive bear]

True

I just put either power or cunning drift in those slots

[upbeat verge]

WHAT IS ODIN DOING IN TEH GOOD DOCTOR

[copper vapor]

I'm in a copypaste fight with a guy in a ticket

I ask him for info, he copypastes the same thing he sent previously
so I'm just copypasting my message asking him for info

[upbeat verge]

me during call center job

person on phone: I'm pissed off because your company didn't do X thing I want u to do X thing now!
me: well sorry but we are unable to do that

rinse repeat 15 times

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDg7pCIUzL4

[verbal gate]

back when I was a gasoline boy, a guy drove up, started ranting and raving about how I sold him old motor oil and now his mechanic said theres damage or somesuch, turns out he didn't even buy from us. Not the company's, hell not even remotely close to the location where he bought it from

[upbeat verge]

I've had that happen with similar products of sky

personal favourite bullshit is them getting their accounts hacked and then calling us instead of the streaming platform support

[vital venture]

Idk if anything will beat talking to drunk men and them handing u 'toys' when I had a job in the tree business

Weird fucking people

[verbal gate]

what typa toys?

[vital venture]

The NSFW kind

[verbal gate]

oh

thats bad

[real aspen]

i can see both sides

cuz like

my cochlear surgery was postponed due to retards at healthcare agency not doing their job properly

that's pretty big deal and i absolutely do want to rip their heads off

but at same time i know the the desk clerks cant really do anything about that

[vital venture]

The issue is everyone assumes the desk clerk can do something about it

For some reason

Or another

[timid hollow]

i was talking to a coworker about a young kid that overdosed we both knew, other dude said you will end like him if you keep doing it (i smoked weed, like on the weekends)

[copper vapor]

peak moment of my job was getting a photo of a completely shattered and broken notebook with the text "your game made me throw my laptop against the wall, now I demand you give me a new one"

I wish I still had that photo

[timid hollow]

wanted to throw a ashtray in his face but kalm

[teal spade]

@marsh cargo @slim blaze @pallid sapphire

[vital venture]

Would've done a lot worse if ur using a child as an example for you trying to tell me what I do

[timid hollow]

Wasnt worth it

[arctic flicker]

Captain Diomedes and his nemesis, the Baneblade

[timid hollow]

that short time of satisfaction isnt worth the whole bullshit after it

[vital venture]

Isnt, but at the moment it would prob feel like it

[copper vapor]

only spaceport and blue gate keys left now

[timid hollow]

[copper vapor]

[timid hollow]

im really happy with hytale

[copper vapor]

look at all these based gamers with good taste, HAVING FUN

[timid hollow]

they hiring devs that make mods and deliver weekly updates

everything you could want from early access

i hope simon doesnt overwork himself

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/DBvRS-4upxE?si=fOh8A0Ftz_JGiuBY

@timid hollow @real aspen

[vital venture]

[upbeat verge]

[vital venture]

Didnt know that fortnite was used as a line in more then Eminem's one

Funni

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-mr-krabs-rock-kill-funny-gif-9335991183390802421

[olive coral]

@latent hazel

[vital venture]

We Phineas, she Ferb and fuck it we chicken nugget

[teal spade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Z2lF6w8io

[vital venture]

[pure goblet]

le enjenir

laptop fans too loud? dust it off and slap some machinery grease inside
what could possibly go wrong

laptop start... fans don't go off

now its quiet

[uneven sapphire]

hey

i did that with my case cooler

i slammed the desk and it broke

only one of em tho

[slim blaze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MSoCDLAEpU

mfw decade ago

[teal spade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gGG4fpGB_w

[slim blaze]

damn

this video is older than half this server

[celest plank]

older than awesomedude for real

😭

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/ygIJZHA4bEo?si=TAlqA2rETPj3RRQb

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/mezbelly/status/2014914325480104273

Bell (@mezbelly)

Incredible stuff going on in the USA.
Some American company named Roswel Rifle Works made a copy of Russian SR-3M Vikhr rifle, 9x39 mags. The company also localised the production of 9x39 rounds.
What's the cost? $3,5k-4,5k. Quite reasonable.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 24, 2026, 4:13 AM

Yeehaw

[teal spade]

first image

[hexed stag]

what are you on about?

[arctic flicker]

4.5K for the gun or just the ammo

[hexed stag]

This gun is basically DOA

[sick trail]

Who cares

It silly

[copper vapor]

why

[real aspen]

a not very good weapon with basically zero aftermarket, for 4000k, with very expensive ammo

[copper vapor]

[little depot]

the sr3m isnt that bad

[worn echo]

yea but have you considered guys can larp with it

[little depot]

even tho its useless

for the average person

[copper vapor]

also why so many val variants

[little depot]

why so many ak variants

[copper vapor]

there's the val, the vintorez, sr3m, 9a91 (919a? i forgor)

[copper vapor]

touché

[worn echo]

AKs like a crab

everything eventually evolves to AK

[real aspen]

val and vss are, by all quantifiable measures, the same gun

[static axle]

this gonna take ages

[arctic flicker]

why so many gun, just 1 gun is needed

[static axle]

new tarkov players be like

[real aspen]

i mean

no

every attempt to make a gun that actually does everything has failed

[desert hull]

And SBR tax stamp + paperwork out of the gate unless they're doing like a dummy suppressor or something to hide the extra barrel length

[craggy oriole]

ill make a gun that does everything

easy

[real aspen]

it's like

collector's price for non-collector gun

[arctic flicker]

get me a gun that can do crypto pump n dumps

[craggy oriole]

i mean a paperclip and some string can do that

[worn echo]

ur gun should be able to scam old people and give you the reach around and if it cant is it really even worth it

[desert hull]

Jingling my keys at polymarket users

[craggy oriole]

it should be my ideal partner?

[desert hull]

80% lower and a credit card. Ggez

[copper vapor]

I know

stock and scope and mag are the only differences
iirc the vintorez comes with 10rd mags

while as val gets a 20rd mag, no scope and a foldable metal stock

[real aspen]

scope and mags are both interchangeable

so only real difference is the stock

[craggy oriole]

im scope and mags

[timid hollow]

i hope every mundo main gets a heartattack

[left mantle]

Well they do go where they please

[worn echo]

never played lol a day in my life but that money bag mundo skin has almost convinced me

[left mantle]

Its one of his best, if not the best

I still enjoy the wrestle one because he uses a steel chair instead of his cleaver

So he's just huckin steel chairs

[craggy oriole]

when i played league mundo was my main

[real aspen]

what if i drink potion of fire resistance

[craggy oriole]

then you get to have your brains leak out of every hole in your head from the pressure

[real aspen]

what if i wear a pressure suit

[timid hollow]

playing so much swiftplay makes me realize that my ranked mates arent the worst

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle l m a o

[static axle]

love this fucking app

[static axle]

clash of clans

[oblique belfry]

[runic condor]

tired of being an annoying fuck?

[sullen stag]

https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-disintegrate-half-life-parent's-love-uninstall-league-gif-2485987511765452510

[shrewd gull]

tru

[static axle]

blood saved me

[runic condor]

how bro was moving yesterday

[static axle]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

yuuup

doge knew once i said i wanna install league

[shrewd gull]

TRUE

[runic condor]

some people are cut to be annoying some are not

look at doge for example

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

[sullen stag]

truuue

[runic condor]

[static axle]

doge might be annoying fuck but he our annoying fuck

[runic condor]

indeed

[static axle]

windows installation tool made

now to finish yt videos and start wiping

[verbal gate]

bear bull bear bull

[sullen stag]

stop

everytime i see screenshots i wanna redownload new vegas

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/ulysses-fallout-new-vegas-gif-25036376

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/HHNLfxBxcvo?si=FU1MHSVJUVi1sqkw holy shit

[worn echo]

uninstalling apex legends 2 years ago actually directly made my life better

[slim magnet]

what did ea games mean by this

[real aspen]

missed opportunity to add an extra large world size tho

[upbeat verge]

underground 2

[arctic flicker]

Just realized I have Total War Warhammer 3 in my account, when did I get this lol

[restive bear]

Oh you did NOT just fucking count like that

[arctic flicker]

Ok figured out how I got TW Warhammer 3, just by owning a previous title of this particular franchise

[static axle]

[left mantle]

Lmao

[left mantle]

Just so you're aware it's still active in my region

[oblique belfry]

lovely

[left mantle]

[sullen stag]

man barely got gauss

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/RSJHTTUJWww?si=ZxUk-xYojPR-KR7i

[left mantle]

Bro's acting like I hit every mission node several times

And I don't consider disruption to be the peak of gameplay

[static axle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pT1L3-H64_Y @opal star

[opal star]

[static axle]

ah yes, tar and liqourice

we are some wild people

[opal star]

Ice cream that tastes like black licorice, fucking licorice flavored vodka, even all kinds of licorice toffee's.

[static axle]

fucking love me some black liqourice ice cream

only ice cream i eat

rest of the world "eeeww liqourice"
finland "we took that personally"

[opal star]

The swedes got Svenskjävlar and Lakrisal, aka salty licorice & pure salmiakki salt .

[static axle]

yee

oh boy the donkeys ball liqourice powder

for some reason you had to snort it as a kid

everyone did it once

[static axle]

that makes you have the runs

[opal star]

[hexed stag]

is this drinkable?

[static axle]

do i have internal bleeding or did i drink salmari

[copper vapor]

uh oh.

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/chuckles-im-in-danger-ralph-wiggum-the-simpsons-gif-14149962

[copper vapor]

she's this game's equivalent of malenia

even does the waterfowl dance

[proven tundra]

Is that a giant sword in your pocket or are you happy to see me

[static axle]

pharmacists salty liqourice right

had those not too long ago

[opal star]

Yep, decent for sore throats.

[opal star]

Ah those are the menthol ones.

[static axle]

aint those blue

[opal star]

Those were mint i think.

[pallid sapphire]

Where do i get rhis?

[static axle]

i honestly forgot

[opal star]

What a shitty image, lmao.

[copper vapor]

she has a birb now

[pallid sapphire]

It says Likör so i can get in germoney

[static axle]

it has liqourice in it tho

[opal star]

It's like 10 euros on a lot of markets.

[pallid sapphire]

Il keep my eyes open

[static axle]

https://littlefinland.de/en/liqueur-mulled-wine/194-koskenkorva-salmiakki-licorice-liqueur-32-05l.html

[pallid sapphire]

14,90€ here

[pallid sapphire]

Yeah i just seen the same

[static axle]

17.65 here

[opal star]

Those are probably the hybrids, i don't think they were anything but menthol and maybe some other stuff.
The extra strongs are nasty.

[left mantle]

"For when you need endurance...to hunt large monsters"

[static axle]

lemme check their site. it not heavy liqourice taste but finnish one have it atleast

yeah it locally different

[opal star]

I remember these.

[static axle]

wish we had more shit packaged like this

nowadays

[opal star]

Nowadays people are forgetting to yell a yoik at the brown bears taking their trash.

[proven tundra]

https://youtu.be/8yJL_-r9x68?si=NX21WxHnNOlxa3M5

Pog new dance with the dead

[static axle]

[opal star]

I legit thought that was a CoD zombies thing.

[proven tundra]

[opal star]

Lmao.

[proven tundra]

Nah cool synth wave band lol

[static axle]

doesnt look far off

Time to hackerman cmd

Watch the install stick not work

[proven tundra]

I believe in you

[static axle]

I dont believe in windows

[forest acorn]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G2Lek6eWcAAX0lj.gif

[proven tundra]

Also I hate it when Lenovo.com let's me put in a promotion code but Lenovo.ca will not

Grrrr

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/2-gif-7749019966943875056

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-menu-fivem-monster-fivem-mod-menu-fivem-cheat-gif-19620727

[static axle]

Free the northern baguette

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

Me with diskpart, i mean i could use some sort of formating tool but cmd is what i know

But i keep forgeting if clean is the 20hour drive wiping or clear

So we 1 letter away from 5 min job and lets talk next week

[forest acorn]

prime did u see the terrible news

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/CC2RtQgA06Y?si=RFiGYcxtDnSZXIWT

[static axle]

Oh wait. Its not clear anymore? Its clean or clean all? well shit

[forest acorn]

someone finally made an sr3m repro but its like

actually 9x39 and vss mags

[opal star]

Ew.

SR3M is mainly a GRU Spetsnaz. Except it’s a pos and not worth shit ballistically.

[static axle]

@oblique belfry space

[forest acorn]

sr3m has style goin for it but like idk

[opal star]

AS Val enjoyers when MP5 exists.

[forest acorn]

asval is so sick though

mp5sd is close but like

its too thick

[sullen stag]

shuddup frota

[forest acorn]

nuh uh

[opal star]

It's a dogshit rifle, that shoots dogshit rounds, through a dogshit suppressor that has to be replaced every 500 rounds because Russia doesn't know how to make good guns.
9x39 was a mistake.

[hexed stag]

basically anything in 9x39 is DOA

[opal star]

I've shot AS Vals, they're not it.

[forest acorn]

mhm mhm

[opal star]

Rejoice.

[forest acorn]

nah give me the keltec nerf pistol

put that shit in .22 with a uhh

[sullen stag]

new starwars gun

[forest acorn]

what is it, 10 round mag for cali?

[copper vapor]

-1 round mag

CA compliant

[forest acorn]

idk i think it works for that pistol

stripper clips are fine right

[copper vapor]

no because strippers don't exist outside of nightclubs

[hexed stag]

yall have .300 Blackout. Russian calibers are pointless

[opal star]

[forest acorn]

how is it?

[copper vapor]

novelty effect. variety is the spice of life and allat

[opal star]

It's what you expect from Keltec, special but not special.
They make weird guns that work.

The Taurus FRT is way cooler.

[forest acorn]

me want

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet bro used boss ability near me and flung me so hard it crashed my game

in fortnite

[forest acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/worm-marathon-bungie-gif-14326933617403420583

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHNLfxBxcvo

[opal star]

Imo the TX-22 FRT is better than the 10/22 FRT, the latter is a bitch to clean.

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet @frank hearth @oak magnet @copper vapor

and other terraria fellas i cant remember rn

trailer out

ugly mf

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-gotta-go-fast-sonic-movie2-gif-25176771

Time to take this bad boy for a test drive on the plains

[real aspen]

gauss is actually far from fastest frame

he just has cool effects that make him feel faster

[copper vapor]

I love how I'm so out of touch with terraria I have no clue what parts of this trailer are new

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-microsoft-fuck-microsoft-john-malkovich-malkovich-gif-24980256

[sour rivet]

VANILLA MAGIC STORAAAGE

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry @sour rivet @proven tundra so just a quick info, I'm not renewing the Minecraft server cause I'm pretty sure we're done playing for now

[sour rivet]

..how long have you had it going on

[worn echo]

fastest thing about gauss is his one and everybody gets rid of it anyhow

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

Since july

I have downloaded the world save

It's safely stored in the archive

[real aspen]

missed opportunity to make a extra large world size

[oblique belfry]

for the best props

cuz i crafted almost every good thing

[timber oxide]

We can restart it for the next Minecraft episode in a few months

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-horse-gif-10664029143539029928

[left mantle]

Me when I don't let people just have fun

[real aspen]

he is fun

[left mantle]

erm actuallly

Get the fuck out of here

[real aspen]

i will get in you

[left mantle]

Then maybe you'd be normal for once

[craggy oriole]

"let people have fun" mfs when a child predator shows up

[left mantle]

Yeah you can fuck off with that shock factor increase

[craggy oriole]

i reserve the right to ruin peoples fun

[real aspen]

we love hunting the young and the weak

[craggy oriole]

uhm

what?

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/PyHICSK4Z24?si=REuGdh9IHYmLUYjX

[left mantle]

Wrong way to go with that one sab

[real aspen]

eh

[halcyon fossil]

SO FUCKING'OKNG PEAK

[left mantle]

Also I love doing literally anything in plains and randomly hearing the conservation dude because I killed a beast without realizing it

[real aspen]

real

[left mantle]

deimos is the fuckin worst for it

[real aspen]

things just dying randomly yea

[copper vapor]

Finally I win

[real aspen]

hot

[copper vapor]

literally

[marsh cargo]

[real aspen]

(you got it )

[real aspen]

i dont get it

[left mantle]

I have to hear some orokin spoiled teenager yell at me about some fuckin infested ridden beast I didn't even see

[real aspen]

[marsh cargo]

Ck3 player bragged about playing ck3 inside of a nuclear submarine accidentally revealing its position

[real aspen]

how the fuck

[halcyon fossil]

lmao

[real aspen]

hm

should i do an iedy

[left mantle]

I don't think it'll let you at everyone

[real aspen]

the other kind of iedy

no not the gooner kind

[left mantle]

have a crashout over tarkov queue times?

[real aspen]

just copypasta

eh i'll just send the link

https://youtu.be/ka36MMcxpUs?si=1psquBnIC9KmwhsL

the young and weak comment earlier made me remember this peak

huh apparently deagle was originally intended to be a self defence gun for hunters?

@opal star is this real?

[opal star]

That's Jana Waller. And yes and no, yes in the sense that if you're a hunter carrying it, no in the sense that it wasn't specifically designed or marketed for defense.
It's a because we can pistol.

[real aspen]

i see

[halcyon fossil]

isnt ,44 a pretty common hunting round

[hexed stag]

Utah, you say?

[opal star]

The majority of hunters are going to use something like a Ruger Super Redhawk or a Glock in 10mm.

[real aspen]

yeah that sounds way more sensible than lugging around a 2 kilo brick

[frank hearth]

[static axle]

This a hassle and a half

Holymoly

[marsh cargo]

People

They tweeted

https://x.com/i/status/2014805867208540182

Highguard | Launching Jan 26 2026 (@PlayHighguard)

In 3 days, your fight for control begins.

Play Highguard free on Jan 26 ⚔️

X · Jan 23, 2026, 9:02 PM

[static axle]

[opal star]

Yeah, depends on which though, Mag or special. .44 Special has always been a self defense/target shooting round.

[real aspen]

is that's the warframe killer i've been hearing about (i've heard of it like 2 times and never refered to as warframe killer )

[marsh cargo]

Why would it be wf killed
Its an overwatch valorant clone

[real aspen]

oh

[marsh cargo]

[real aspen]

idk man i dont keep up with gaming

i still play same few games as 5 years ago

[carmine laurel]

@left mantle @oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

augments ?

[carmine laurel]

spatula, heavy hitter, center of the universe, master of duality

[oblique belfry]

holy fucking shit micro transactions inside creative maps 🥀 @sour rivet

[sour rivet]

welcome back roblox

[oblique belfry]

[carmine laurel]

267k phys damage to champions xD

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/ublchJYzhao?si=JcAEIQXOSGBpIvXv
@craggy oriole @real aspen @cunning reef

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/grr-grrr-grrrr-grrrrr-grrrrrr-gif-11468024821216396093

Franzosen

[upbeat verge]

now this one.

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

[vital venture]

this image will do irreparable damage to pistachio and coke users

[upbeat verge]

we dont hate on stromae

wrap it up laff

[real aspen]

eh not my style

i like the drums(?) in the back though

[upbeat verge]

fair enough

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/meu-gif-27420939

[onyx vigil]

My save data for saints row 1 disappeared

It isn’t on the cloud anymore and all of my progress is gone

I have to do basically everything all over again

[real aspen]

why is "depressedly" not a word again?

[halcyon fossil]

it is

[real aspen]

it aint

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/aok_pGacAGw?si=zpR_5Zbx3VzrxyCZ
@real aspen @halcyon fossil

that fucking trumpet

just hits the spot

[onyx vigil]

I feel defeated

and depressed now

[upbeat verge]

[onyx vigil]

[halcyon fossil]

https://www.oed.com/dictionary/depressedly_adv?tl=true

[real aspen]

Les couleurs sevanouissent
La lumiere noircit

silence

silence

[real aspen]

[sullen stag]

does anyone have the game SULFUR

it looks interesting dunno if i want to buy it

[upbeat verge]

officially losing it

[real aspen]

just singing along

[halcyon fossil]

english has fucked rules, ignore them

[real aspen]

au revoir

may we meet again

[halcyon fossil]

"improper" english is just a way to oppress

[real aspen]

when for those who come after

we've buried our friends

[real aspen]

why she horny

[sullen stag]

omg its iron mouse

[sour rivet]

not short enough

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/VQAtYyKK9fw?si=XgOj9kYMNHZTprc3 @sour rivet @brittle karma @halcyon fossil

[sour rivet]

MF I JUST GOT HERE

[upbeat verge]

[real aspen]

is there any specific name for these?

[onyx vigil]

Tried to talk in newbie chat about the thing you guys ignored and got told to talk about it here

[real aspen]

@sour rivet

[onyx vigil]

I am entertained while fucking mass depressed

[upbeat verge]

keychain widget?

idfk

[sour rivet]

explode

[brittle karma]

spinning thingamabob

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/nijika-ijichi-nijika-bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-explosion-gif-11959156537567722064

[halcyon fossil]

oh is that one of those spinny chain things

[real aspen]

im not about to have my "highly sophisticated' character call an ancient artifact a spinning chain thingamabob

[onyx vigil]

My life sucks right now

[halcyon fossil]

spinning keychain is the official name

[real aspen]

huh

damn

[onyx vigil]

Lads what should I do to feel better?

[real aspen]

punch things

[upbeat verge]

fellas

i have unlocked the dad sneeze

[copper vapor]

now un-unlock the loud obnoxious dad sneeze

[brittle karma]

dont forget to get the buildup upgrade

[onyx vigil]

That wouldn’t make me feel better since that wouldn’t fix my mass depression

[halcyon fossil]

i've always had the one that skips the ah and goes right to the choo sneeze

[real aspen]

beat your depression into submission

[onyx vigil]

that wouldn’t make my saves come back and make me happy

[upbeat verge]

mine is just the loud normal achoo

[sour rivet]

there aint no way you have "mass depression" over losing saves

[upbeat verge]

but the one that causes earthquakes

[halcyon fossil]

write a letter to thq about your saves being deleted and how it felt

[real aspen]

idk man i've never been depressed

[upbeat verge]

its called attention seeking

at least be original like me and post about taking a shit

[sour rivet]

i took a shit earlier

[real aspen]

Punching things, or generally wrecking stuff, or just physical acitivty, tends to make me happy

im that shrimple

[upbeat verge]

see thats based

[sour rivet]

thanks king

i feel stronger

[upbeat verge]

Mr tough knuckles

punches metal for fun

[real aspen]

it makes nice sound

boom boom

[onyx vigil]

It was several days of playing that was all gone in a blink of an eye that makes me feel defeated since what was the point of all that time playing if it was going to be wiped forever

[upbeat verge]

sab its a shame your parents didn't have u tested

[sullen stag]

tommy tough knuckles over here

[onyx vigil]

So that’s why I feel depressed

[vital venture]

I thought the point was because ur not having fun

[sour rivet]

it sucks yes
but you can do it all over again faster and with the knowledge you have gained

simpl

[copper vapor]

the game isn't gone, you can always play again

or play something else for a while

take your mind off of it

then come back

[real aspen]

they tried lmao, apparently it's something i can almost completely control, psych exams all say im fine, minus a few things that come from hearing loss so there's no need to hide it

[onyx vigil]

I would argue with you but this is true however it’s a bit hard to accept the truth since you have to do all of the shit all over again

[real aspen]

i mean, they do know im weird

but they're supportive so whatever

[vital venture]

but heres the thing

[onyx vigil]

which doesn’t help much to make it feel less pain

[upbeat verge]

it shows

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-marvel-rivals-fantastic-four-rock-gif-10478992291965675887

[vital venture]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-grenade-truth-nuke-gif-6248133608324632914

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/corin-true-zzz-zenless-zenless-zone-zero-gif-12322135086324231279

[real aspen]

man thoughen the hell up really. i deleted a 200 hour save on elden ring once

[vital venture]

arknights endfield lets me be factorio autistic

[onyx vigil]

Thank you for your support however I am too bored to find anything to play right now and I feel exhausted because of my saves being removed from my Xbox so idk what to do now

[real aspen]

on accident

[vital venture]

im kinda thinking about playing it just because of that

[real aspen]

a few days isnt much

[onyx vigil]

Yeah I would be fucking depressed and exhausted if I ever did something like that

[real aspen]

and if it bothers you that much just get cheats and breeze through to where you were

[vital venture]

maybe I should get into marvel rivals on pc

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/LPnnX7hOcQM?si=EZaF5Ox5r92iUoCb

I growl like pop smoke when I wipe

[vital venture]

would give me something to do when bored

[onyx vigil]

so you want me to cheat? Fuck no

[real aspen]

your loss

[onyx vigil]

Lol

[vital venture]

does anyone here still even play marvel rivals?

[upbeat verge]

play what?

[static axle]

I has windows @oblique belfry

[vital venture]

that answers that

[shrewd gull]

I've never heard of anyone playing that

[upbeat verge]

[oblique belfry]

10 ?

[upbeat verge]

worst mistake is setting the age on tinder to 30+

holyshit

[real aspen]

worst mistake is tinder

[vital venture]

I remember some here did when it first came out but pretty sure they stopped pretty fast

[upbeat verge]

dude

theres some fucking cougars out there

granny delete tinder go read a book

[real aspen]

[shrewd gull]

Why tinder

[upbeat verge]

Most popular in Bulgaria

[static axle]

Had to install 10 cause w11 install stick broke, so i did w10, redid w11 and now am back to clean empty w11

Doing drivers and updates rn.

[vital venture]

holy fuck I am a lightweight, one shot of whiskey to open the lungs and I feel fucky already

[upbeat verge]

some use bumble

[shrewd gull]

Why not Grindr

[upbeat verge]

nah

[vital venture]

[upbeat verge]

if I wanted to meet femboys I'd go to poland

got that sorted out

[vital venture]

femboys?

[pallid sapphire]

Grrrr Franzosen is the first meme of 2026

[upbeat verge]

we need to kill you.

it's time laff.

[real aspen]

she's all ears

[upbeat verge]

[vital venture]

why is she looking for a enderman?

[real aspen]

huh

why is it png

supposed to be gif

[brittle karma]

get png'd

[real aspen]

cock

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/6uC1Em-oIqk?si=cq6i7s0MvZFaqKps

[real aspen]

killing myself

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-its-always-sunny-applaud-happy-cry-clapping-gif-18958303

[spare sparrow]

tell iedy to unlock the fart or we will all flock here

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/N1fM6NnPNmI?si=oiqjeOKaRGmKs3TO
@real aspen @brittle karma @vital venture @shrewd gull @static axle
Bro really said
Chopper came with DDs I'm tryna motorboat the opps

[halcyon fossil]

[upbeat verge]

SHE SUCK ME LIKE AN ALGEA EATER I"M A TANK

[halcyon fossil]

in time out

[upbeat verge]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[spare sparrow]

ok, shitposting here then

[vital venture]

I could tell this is peak looking at this mfs hat/haircut combo

[upbeat verge]

blp kosher has some crazy bars

and insane references

[brittle karma]

https://youtu.be/8Dqg0k0vbAQ

[brittle karma]

[pure compass]

bwuh

[vital venture]

I only listen to rock and jazz but he seems funny def gonna note this down

[pure compass]

oh iedy locked brainfart down again

[quiet yew]

understandable after what went down

[vital venture]

when is brainfart not locked down

[quiet yew]

anyway

[dense socket]

i hate trying to find reference images online. i just want to see how clip-on suspenders work and all i'm getting is shit about youtube video clips.

[pure compass]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-typing-insult-anime-based-gif-17190540072209880838

[vital venture]

why are we looking in there anyway

[spare sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVllBYOtELA

[hexed stag]

you clip them on

[pure compass]

goon material duh

[dense socket]

I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY WORK AND I WANT TO MODEL THEM

sure I could just make two rectangles and give up but that's hardly sporting

[upbeat verge]

[vital venture]

[vital venture]

@quiet abyss wake up nerd

[dense socket]

gorillaz songs are so deep you guys

[brittle karma]

time for china region

[upbeat verge]

@vital venture

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-overweight-belly-gif-4496235569375649201

[vital venture]

[clever sinew]

I see brainfart refugees has hit the gates of offtopic

[vital venture]

https://tenor.com/view/where-you-at-gif-21177622

[pallid sapphire]

why is Mio there

https://tenor.com/view/ミオ-アグヌス-xenoblade-ゼノブレイド-ゼノブレイド3-gif-25867337

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1xppneoMtTSbwBCK5pw4I1?si=9a47a2f13c0d41ee
give this one a listen
@vital venture

trust me

its worth it

[cloud fiber]

the fucking spergs couldn't contain themselves

im more mad that i didnt get to see it happen in person

[shrewd gull]

Rahh

[real aspen]

i mean, they do basically look like small silver rectanges when worn.

the mechanism itself is an over-center clamp/toggle/clip

[brittle karma]

china

[clever sinew]

I got to troll xal during allat

[cloud fiber]

hey im glad i didnt cause it

if i did id get banned or smth

[dense socket]

I've given up and I've started watching a video about how to wear clip-on suspenders, and took screen captures into PureRef

[mellow prairie]

Yeah don't

[clever sinew]

[cloud fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722157909177270334/995693836242255952/67D1DA79-319A-4A1D-8E09-C578D350E8A7.gif

[mellow prairie]

Anyways

[vital venture]

wait there was xal trolling and I missed it?

[mellow prairie]

Look at this mf

[vital venture]

[cloud fiber]

no xal trolling

im afraid he was 100% serious

[upbeat verge]

too many brainfart retards

[clever sinew]

Lots of people dogged on xal ragebaiting him

Now i wonder if heads will roll during the lockdown

[halcyon fossil]

i'm just waiting for the final kill count yeah

[arctic flicker]

average brainfart lockdown moment

[halcyon fossil]

just glanced into the hole and knew exactly what happened

[real aspen]

@dense socket

[dense socket]

oh yeah that's a crisp one

[dense socket]

cheers

[cloud fiber]

@upbeat verge @mellow prairie pls ping me when brainfarts open again

[upbeat verge]

brother

[copper vapor]

oh no

[mellow prairie]

Not going to for a while

[upbeat verge]

fucking KYS

I aint pinging you for shit

[vital venture]

thinks bro would do that lmao

[halcyon fossil]

and now i have to look at these dogshit memes in offtopic

[upbeat verge]

telling me to ping him

[cloud fiber]

all you do is lurk there

[copper vapor]

[cloud fiber]

i wanna see if they argue more

[upbeat verge]

not rly

I barely open it

its a boring channel

[cloud fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/lying-wong-gif-7845920779899236663

[mellow prairie]

Get splonky witb it

[vital venture]

forget it exists until someone talks about it being in lockdown again ngl

[clever sinew]

If it was boring, why it got locked down, checkmate atheists

[upbeat verge]

literaly

[halcyon fossil]

yeah i just like seeing the occasional execution

[spare sparrow]

cant believe offtopicers are elitist bitches now

[hexed stag]

calls them spergs
can't wait to get in

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/Ia3Iieejyg8?si=BlfV5MQzL-m9ee1E&t=1008 @dense socket this shows the mechanism in action, timestamp is a clip just like before

[mellow prairie]

@hexed stag don't be a hypocrite

[cloud fiber]

i am a sperg also but that doesn't mean they arent spergs aswell

[mellow prairie]

You love it too

[pallid sapphire]

We need Josta back

[cloud fiber]

i call people retarded yet i am also retarded

[dense socket]

Thank you !!

[cloud fiber]

thats how it works

[mellow prairie]

Nah im more retardereder

Bish

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6RnjtSCjJqswfPynMjsIT6?si=0cd72459f4cd4b4f
TONIGHT
WE FIGHT THE BRAINFARTERS
@pallid sapphire @real aspen @halcyon fossil @vital venture

[pallid sapphire]

fitting track

[spare sparrow]

hard cringe

[pallid sapphire]

To bad you wanted to kill me earlier Ivan

[halcyon fossil]

[vital venture]

weres azu when u need em

[upbeat verge]

true

bring him in

[clever sinew]

Reddit vs 4chan levels of rivalry i see between off topic and brainfart

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/lionking-simba-baby-simba-throw-off-throw-from-cliff-gif-4938582

[clever sinew]

Only difference is we all are retards

[latent hazel]

bloods v crips

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/we-who-uncle-phil-gif-25705128

[static axle]

@carmine laurel @oblique belfry

[latent hazel]

which disk would lacari keep "hentai" on

[static axle]

who?

[pure compass]

you dedicated the whole C: drive to the epstein files?

[static axle]

[arctic flicker]

release the epstein files

[static axle]

it's so empty

[latent hazel]

EDP445 DLC

[arctic flicker]

EDP gonna give you a cupcake

[static axle]

bro stop sending your Grindr code

im not interested

[latent hazel]

i have no clue how grindr works
what's a grindr code and how do you know?

[mellow prairie]

Grindr is also used by women gaes too

[static axle]

your dad showed me

[mellow prairie]

🤔

[quiet abyss]

brainfart lockdown? whats new

retards said retarded shit as usual

[vital venture]

maybe

[mellow prairie]

Just wait until this is locked down too

[vital venture]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-darktide-gamer-girl-gif-27131761

[quiet abyss]

also who pinged me?

[runic condor]

(C:)

[quiet abyss]

shut up retard im eating

[arctic flicker]

We gotta say some racist shit first

[pallid sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1464723860954943610/Brainfart_out.gif

[latent hazel]

he's dead

[vital venture]

rude

[latent hazel]

why are we lying

[mellow prairie]

Or political

[quiet abyss]

[static axle]

[runic condor]

I mean Hate gave us a starter

[latent hazel]

ivan double reacting because i told him to get a job in #💣tarkov-released

insane level of dickriding

[runic condor]

Today's subject: Epstein Files

[arctic flicker]

oranges shouldn't hold positions of power

[mellow prairie]

Cookies or needlepoint stuff. call it

[uneven sapphire]

@green granite

[latent hazel]

is this product of india now

[static axle]

i dont get it but ok

[upbeat verge]

learned from you

straight from the professional himself

[latent hazel]

ivan quit his job in 1 week of working

[vital venture]

[upbeat verge]

2

it was 2

[latent hazel]

oh my bad mister

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-smile-trying-not-to-laugh-holding-in-laughter-gif-14172442

[pure compass]

empty

[upbeat verge]

it was terrible job either way

[latent hazel]

he even got to keep his work clothes

[vital venture]

imagine dying and finding out u got clipped by this shit

[upbeat verge]

I get a free vest and t-shirt

not complaining

[static axle]

thats even funnier tha grim reporting youyou for age comment and his account getting locked

[mellow prairie]

Its a danish product, however... You're a product of failed pullout game.

[pallid sapphire]

we assserted dominance

[latent hazel]

i heard news them swapping to india manufacturing

[celest plank]

who made this

[latent hazel]

around the holidays

[halcyon fossil]

you can go home now brainfart dwellers

[pallid sapphire]

i just did thats why its horrible

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1464723860954943610/Brainfart_out.gif

[celest plank]

i thought its made by a bigger retard

thats alright

[pallid sapphire]

[celest plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1013771389255294986/1463601270525923421/attachment.gif

[mellow prairie]

Beads and bracelet stuff

[pure compass]

so sewing shit

[mellow prairie]

Adjacent

[pure compass]

p!daily

[muted gyro]

You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

[mellow prairie]

You don't sow... Bracelets

[pure compass]

p!give @mellow prairie

[muted gyro]

Missing Argument
The amount argument is required.

Usage: p!give <member> <amount>

[celest plank]

p!daily

[muted gyro]

You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

[celest plank]

p!trivia hard

[muted gyro]

To win 🥞500, answer this question in 10 seconds

soundtrackjj

Entertainment: Video Games (HARD)

In the title of the game "Luigi's Mansion", what is the only letter to not appear with a pair of eyes in it?

[1] n
[2] i
[3] s
[4] m

Say the number of the correct answer.

[pure compass]

p!give @mellow prairie all

[muted gyro]

@pure compass successfully gave 🥞500 to @mellow prairie

[celest plank]

4

[muted gyro]

Incorrect! The correct answer is s

[celest plank]

p!bj all

[muted gyro]

New game of blackjack started with soundtrackjj with a bet of 🥞500!

Blackjack | soundtrackjj

Press 👋 to draw another card or 🤚 to pass.

**Your hand**

K♣ - J♣
Value: 20

**Dealer hand**

K♠ - XX
Value: 10

Cards remaining: 155

[latent hazel]

most of what you did in tarkov chat was complaining about not being able to work cause something at work broke

so you couldnt do ur job

[muted gyro]

Blackjack | soundtrackjj

You won 🥞500

**Your hand**

K♣ - J♣
Value: 20
Result: Win, 🥞500

​

​

**Dealer hand**

K♠ - 8♠
Value: 18

Cards remaining: 155 | Want 250 free 🥞 ? Do p!claimrewards

[latent hazel]

and had to sit and do nothing

until it was fixed

[celest plank]

p!bj all

[muted gyro]

You must wait 1 second to use this command again.

[celest plank]

p!bj all

[muted gyro]

New game of blackjack started with soundtrackjj with a bet of 🥞1,000!

Blackjack | soundtrackjj

Press 👋 to draw another card or 🤚 to pass.

**Your hand**

9♦ - 3♣
Value: 12

**Dealer hand**

3♠ - XX
Value: 3

Cards remaining: 151

[latent hazel]

ivan you had it too good at the call center

[celest plank]

bro

[pallid sapphire]

p!rob @mellow prairie

[muted gyro]

You got caught stealin! 👮🚔 You were fined 🥞250.

[real aspen]

Goddamn I'm having a really loud tinnitus rn

[pallid sapphire]

[muted gyro]

Blackjack | soundtrackjj

You lost 🥞1,000

**Your hand**

9♦ - 3♣ - 10❤
Value: 22
Result: Bust, 🥞-1,000

​

​

**Dealer hand**

3♠ - XX
Value: 3

Cards remaining: 150

[real aspen]

Like holy shit

[celest plank]

IM GONNA RAPE A GERMAN

[runic condor]

ayo

[pallid sapphire]

[real aspen]

Louder than a train

[static axle]

good job ivan

[halcyon fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/drew-scanlon-blonde-guy-blinking-eyes-blinking-meme-surprised-gif-7852244

[celest plank]

@pallid sapphire @timid hollow ILL SWAP YOU AROUND LIKE UNDERWEAR

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-pussy-cat-cute-pixelated-gif-17020366

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-twerking-emoji-dancing-gif-10187634524786712880

[pure goblet]

[arctic flicker]

We're well on our way to getting this channel locked down

[celest plank]

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[runic condor]

wtf is going on

[mellow prairie]

Oh shit

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-cow-dance-gif-17271363

[pure goblet]

oi, you're already in deep shit for those

watch it

[vital venture]

is soundtrack about to die tonight

[celest plank]

falco pulling saul goodman performance for me in the moderator only channel

[celest plank]

since 2024

[vital venture]

fair

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-scary-cat-im-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-cat-gif-2332474370161330073

[inner perch]

PUT THE GERMAN DOWN

[pure goblet]

Watch it, Soundy

[celest plank]

my last message is going to be minecraft jew

[inner perch]

drop the GERMAN

[mellow prairie]

So a new hobby

[stoic sorrel]

TO BERLIN IN ONE TANK

[mellow prairie]

Tattooing

[celest plank]

OOHHH

The language on you

[mellow prairie]

Whos getting gamma tatted on their ass cheeks

[celest plank]

You blow your father with that mouth?

[upbeat verge]

yes

[timid hollow]

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[upbeat verge]

not my fault mechanics are retards and dont fix the machines

[inner perch]

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[pallid sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1464723860954943610/Brainfart_out.gif

[halcyon fossil]

offtopic vibes foul 😔

[mellow prairie]

Welcome to the Internet of toxicity

[vital venture]

offtopic vibes are dying because of the lockdown(that already ended)

[pallid sapphire]

Offtopic has Corona

https://tenor.com/view/blue-butterfly-gif-13567010592907958874

its the beer though

[celest plank]

offtopic has femboys

[vital venture]

gross ass bear

[oblique belfry]

@celest plank s6 ep 7

[halcyon fossil]

corona is fine

[pallid sapphire]

Thats why lockdown

[celest plank]

no pun intended

[arctic flicker]

Hmm, sandstorms

its rough and coarse, and it gets everywhere

[vital venture]

why havent I been informed

[mellow prairie]

Fine, you know what

Open your mouth

[vital venture]

im already drinking whiskey im good