#╟❓general-offtopic

1 messages · Page 711 of 1

oblique belfry
#

you too peepohi

timber oxide
#

Yeah especially don't let Hate bite

static axle
#

i should really start thinkin about a hobby. but been liking absorbing the information about log cabins. had a nice hobby of gambling game codes too

#

even how corny it sounds miniatures might be the thing, cant really do no engine rebuilds or shit middle of the night cause i'll just piss of the neighbors

static axle
timber oxide
static axle
timber oxide
#

Kinda

raven swan
#

Something about arguing with people online is so satisfying

timber oxide
#

I made a character but the process took my entire allocated gaming time kek1

raven swan
#

Good morning chatters, I'm ragebaiting people on yt comments

thin bobcat
static axle
raven swan
#

What do i even eat for breakfast

#

I can't eat a horse

static axle
raven swan
pure compass
little depot
#

China is collapsing anyway now

static axle
#

surely i'll soon get another release for this game? surely kekwpain

little depot
#

Trust me bros

raven swan
static axle
#

surely this year game awards KekSkew

pure compass
little depot
little depot
#

We have a lower birthrate than nigeria

#

We'll be fine

little depot
#

If anything japanification is the bigger issue

raven swan
static axle
#

plz gods

#

gib ape 4

pure compass
#

Mesal Gear Solid 2? omegakekw

static axle
#

or fuck it i would fine with remake of

little depot
#

Square enix would never

static axle
pure compass
#

pumped and primed 2

static axle
#

remaster all of them

pure compass
#

just make a new game noooo Wahh

static axle
#

im trying to remember if theres any other game i can truly remember from 2000's and ngl these 2 are them

#

like sure gun black etc but ape was where it was for me back then

raven swan
#

Chat they're rolling out ads on whatsapp

static axle
raven swan
#

This is making me want to throw up

#

I have adguard running

#

This shit bypasses adguard

static axle
# raven swan

i mean 2 of the most useless things in it, i didnt even know they exist

raven swan
#

They're relevant to me so

#

I suffer

static axle
raven swan
static axle
#

yeah i only use the chat part of it

#

status and channels is useless to me

#

well i wish you strenght

raven swan
left mantle
timber oxide
raven swan
#

I wonder if this is the time to mod/patch my discord app

left mantle
static axle
#

@left mantle mister england speaker, what do you call when you take the 1st letters of words in sentence to compress it

#

acronym?

left mantle
static axle
#

like rsi

left mantle
#

Oh

#

Acronym

raven swan
left mantle
#

like laser

static axle
#

thanks you PepeHappy

#

like laser

craggy oriole
#

pluh

left mantle
#

laser is an acronym thumbsUp2x

static axle
#

i knwo

#

my status is now perfect PepeHappy

craggy oriole
#

pluh

static axle
craggy oriole
#

dead

#

dead chat

#

dead and gone and wind whistling through the clapboards that yet hang to the mud chinking of that bleached wooden shed chat

#

dead and asking why autumn smells sweet chat

left mantle
#

Transformers 1 intro begins

quiet abyss
left mantle
#

"Before time began there was, the floof."

quiet abyss
#

"An all-powerful artifact from a bygone age"

craggy oriole
#

i need water the algorithm is giving me tar

gloomy thicket
#

what are some games that have a similar vibe to gamma

jagged crest
#

Dayz with gamma mods hmm

gloomy thicket
#

single player games though

uneven sapphire
#

misery

quiet abyss
#

chrono being a mini mod

#

little twerp

craggy oriole
#

ive been painting books

shrewd gull
craggy oriole
#

at the malden county library

shrewd gull
shrewd gull
#

Who that

craggy oriole
#

i have been painting the books

shrewd gull
#

Just download the video

gloomy thicket
shrewd gull
#

dead chat

craggy oriole
#

dead the pale of death fingers through the flesh and brings demise like ill news to all the tissues it crosses chat

#

dead tree where hangs no fruit chat

shrewd gull
#

mro

craggy oriole
#

what makes a house

#

what makes a mausoleum

#

fields where stand no harvest

somber void
craggy oriole
#

ok bitch

craggy oriole
#

put that tongue back up your mouth

somber void
#

nuh uh I like my tongue being out like I'm a silly guy you know

#

ready to lick all lollipops in sight

#

the big swirly rainbow ones

craggy oriole
#

this mf silly

#

aint playing around

craggy oriole
#

which is to say they are playing around

shrewd gull
craggy oriole
#

nobody going to eat useless chud noodles

shrewd gull
craggy oriole
#

make it monoxide so i can poison people

verbal lodge
#

remember offtopic

craggy oriole
#

fuck byakuren

#

going to do it now

verbal lodge
slim magnet
#

FUCK byakuren

craggy oriole
#

join my pact

craggy oriole
#

sometimes i wish i got into touhou as a kid

#

i was gonna say that might be one of my bad timelines though but all the touhou people i knew when i was small were some of the better influences on my life that i should have listened to more

#

one of them wound up a doctor

slim magnet
#

my future is pretty much already unsalvageably damned but it wasn't because i've been a touhou fan since i was like 6

craggy oriole
#

same

slim magnet
#

but optimismobros insist that the bubble will eventually burst and that somewhere in the darkest recesses of the planet there are ceos that are willing to not use gpt to replace junior it people

#

because that's totally how capitalism works

craggy oriole
#

so theres levels and applications of optimism

slim magnet
#

and the rest of the job market needs at least a decade of experience in anything

craggy oriole
#

i hate that the ones you accurately call optimismbros monopolized the idea

#

im kind of sick of being told everythings gonna be ok itll fix itself trust just wait

slim magnet
#

want to fill shelves at a supermarket? sorry bro must've done that for at least 3 years prior to this

craggy oriole
#

what are you depressed? nothings wrong ever just hustle that grindset

#

but i do think theres a greater context you can be optimistic about without placating yourself with castoff

#

and that one day everything thats chewing us up will be replaced and the cycle of history will continue and things will roughly improve and more problems get fixed than are caused

#

and our participation in midwifing such massive changes are a matter of how soon that day comes and how many less are chewed up, not a matter of if it passes or not

#

i think things will get better in our lifetime, the fucking ai bullshit and the forces that drove it on us

#

hope you get to keep your job though

#

sorry, sincerityposting again pretty chopped right chat

slim magnet
#

yeah sure i'll wait idk 9 years rotting away because there's literally nowhere to work at and the career path i was forced to take is a dead end for at least the 9 years i mentioned

#

and that IF i were to find somewhere stable to work at it won't ever be enough to even dare to think about leaving the house because the house market is even more fucked up

craggy oriole
#

god yeah ive been going by the skin of my teeth

slim magnet
#

but what can you do about it really

craggy oriole
#

i thought id be done renting after a couple years

slim magnet
#

will cursing the name of the basilisk even help

craggy oriole
#

nah, basilisk was the scary mask all these freaks put on to scare dumb rich people into financing ai bullshit

#

whole thing was like the singularity is going to be made no matter what and its going to torture everyone who didnt make it or something

lament compass
#

Not gonna lie there have been periods where I've wanted to just go off grid and live in a tent somewhere and just get used to not having a home

craggy oriole
#

i know but i just get mad at the idea of being forced into that

#

i used to accept it but i just dont anymore

#

going to do whatever i can to fix some bullshit im not leaving the city, i helped make it too like everyone else

lament compass
#

I think owning a tiny home is what I'm striving for right now

craggy oriole
#

im on objective: survive

#

its looking pretty touch and go too

shrewd gull
brittle karma
craggy oriole
real aspen
#

Warframe is getting 2nd fatass frame

shrewd gull
craggy oriole
#

flushed

brittle karma
real aspen
#

eat it

shrewd gull
#

nom nom]\

little depot
#

@shrewd gull

#

death

shrewd gull
#

kills you

little depot
#

true

#

im dead now

shrewd gull
#

revives you and kills you again

real aspen
little depot
#

id literally die if a boy did this to me

static axle
#

Wintah white

shrewd gull
#

sells your organs and buys a snickers

#

actually snickers sucks returns it and buys white monster

quiet yew
#

yeah I should have just gone to the work force instead of uni

#

also, a question for anyone here
Do companies actually care about you having internships (erasmus etc.) or is that just a meme so the universities get money for filling up all of the slots?

brittle karma
upbeat verge
#

fellas

brittle karma
#

wtf auto mod

#

smh

upbeat verge
#

on the 23rd of january bulgaria elected its first bulgarian president in history

quiet yew
#

on the 23rd of january, I wanted to kms

#

coincidence?

shrewd gull
#

bulgaria mentioned

#

new president of bulgaria recieved 10 dollars from aipac

upbeat verge
astral junco
quiet yew
pallid sapphire
upbeat verge
#

@quiet yew

static axle
#

But ive worked at places that half of the time didnt even care about educations as long as you just knew what to do after orientation so i might be wrong person to answer

carmine laurel
#

peepoWoke 🧉

static axle
quiet yew
# upbeat verge

guess I'm a girl shrudge
or maybe it's because I go to a women's salon where all the hairdressers are super talkative

verbal lodge
#

little convoluted but it should work hmm

static axle
verbal lodge
carmine laurel
quiet yew
#

come to think of it, I don't think a man ever cut my hair

carmine laurel
#

I'll gladly pay more for people that listen to what I want for the haircut opposed to some dude that thinks he knows whats cool

quiet yew
#

cuz mom always took me to her favorite salon
and after that, a girl friend recommended me her's

quiet yew
static axle
#

Ya'll go to a salon?

quiet yew
#

yep

carmine laurel
quiet yew
static axle
#

I just grab a clippers and 3mm blade KekSkew KekSkew

#

Go looking like a "skinhead" every 6 months

shrewd gull
#

idk if I should do a pixie cut again and dye my hair or not

real aspen
#

do buzzcut KekSkew

#

no hassle

#

then grow it out for like 6 months

#

the buzzcut

#

then grow out and repeat

quiet yew
# carmine laurel every time my haircuts been messed up, it was a guy who cut it

my cut got messed up once when I was a kid
it was some poor 16 year old apprentice or whatever and she forgot to put the adapter thingy on the hair clipper and just went ham on my scalp kekl
she noticed right away but the damage had been done so I walked around for like a month with a 3x3cm bald spot on my head

I didn't really give a shit but my mom was so fucking pissed kekcry

verbal lodge
#

my local barber always does me right so i just go there monthly

shrewd gull
#

fuck no

#

buzzcut

real aspen
#

explode

shrewd gull
#

insecure and balding guys do buzzcut

verbal gate
#

It's a new day for the cheapest blasters a man can get

verbal gate
quiet yew
#

it looks like shit on 90% of them

#

and the saddest thing is that their original cut was at least somewhat good-looking

real aspen
#

enemies keep dying too quickly to activate the full chainsaw combo omegakekw @timber oxide

#

god i love corin

#

imagine if she had these abilities in normal

upbeat verge
#

nicer there

shrewd gull
#

also love talking with me ;3

upbeat verge
quiet yew
#

now that I think about it, I think that I did get cut by man at least once

shrewd gull
#

Same, but never again

quiet yew
#

it was a gae guy

#

like accent and all

upbeat verge
#

homo.

shrewd gull
#

He did an awful job

quiet yew
upbeat verge
upbeat verge
real aspen
#

powercreep can suck my chainsaw

shrewd gull
quiet yew
little depot
quiet yew
#

and it was probably the first direct interaction with an lgbt person

#

cuz I was like 10 yo

shrewd gull
pliant chasm
#

ya boy still got it

#

i carry the game and get 1 honor

pliant chasm
#

fuck my chungus life

shrewd gull
#

league of legends.

quiet yew
#

I have yet to meet a LoL player that has the ability to perform basic hygiene

pliant chasm
#

i just took a shower

#

so L

quiet yew
#

I'll trust you

#

but I sure as fuck don't trust the retards in my class who think that deodorant is shower in a can

pliant chasm
#

you're just jealous you don't have my glorius losing streak

verbal gate
shrewd gull
#

72 hours be 72 minutes on some people

pastel wave
#

Concentration camp but instead of dissidents its people with adhd and free adderal

little depot
quiet abyss
quiet abyss
#

sounds like some harry potter shit or smth

#

shower in a can

pallid sapphire
forest acorn
#

@little depot hiii

pallid sapphire
#

Doesnt top the people that can write but cant read cause chatgpt can read it for them

quiet yew
latent hazel
pallid sapphire
#

Ohhh they are

#

Theres a shit ton of nerdy hot cakes

untold spear
quiet yew
latent hazel
#

guys nooooooooooooooooooooooooo trust us women and men are actually all 100% alligned 50/50 on all the same stuff, there are no differences, it's all just culture noooooooooo

quiet yew
#

same reason men don't study to be nurses

latent hazel
latent hazel
#

areyou guys ok

#

in offtop

latent hazel
quiet yew
latent hazel
quiet yew
latent hazel
#

guys don't worry 100 more billion dollars in "women in IT" programs and they will DEFINITELY be interested

#

pinky promise

untold spear
#

i would rather give it to israel america's greatest ally!

quiet yew
#

already done

quiet yew
#

wait a damn minute

#

I thought this was brainfart

quiet abyss
quiet yew
#

xal gonna become an offtopicer atp

latent hazel
quiet abyss
#

i just realized

#

thats fucking hilarious

latent hazel
#

every time i check this channel

quiet abyss
#

unintentionally fucking hilarious

latent hazel
#

you guys are doing some weird shit

quiet yew
latent hazel
#

of me telling you to kill yourself

#

you have to outsource me from brainfart

#

i'm like Mike Ehrmantraut

quiet yew
#

we have sab telling everyone to explode

latent hazel
#

coming in to do a security audit

latent hazel
#

like last time i checked yesterday

#

2 people said the F slur

#

those fuckers beat me to it.

pastel wave
pliant chasm
latent hazel
pliant chasm
#

why don't you do it

latent hazel
#

big big trouble

pliant chasm
#

pussy

pastel wave
latent hazel
pastel wave
pure compass
#

gripping your pizzle?

pastel wave
quiet yew
pallid sapphire
#

I miss Josta

quiet yew
#

yeah he was fun when he wasn't muting people for random shit

pastel wave
#

If I post a picture of me kissing a man do you think theyll let me say f slur all caps in bold

pallid sapphire
#

also theres only one Keith and hes dick deep in Todd Howard rn

pure compass
pallid sapphire
#

WEll he can try.Automod will ban him probs

quiet yew
#

I think they might even assist with the kissing part

pure compass
#

Theyll kiss him and then ban him?!

quiet yew
#

that's right
violate him like the slut he is

pure compass
#

Why cant youyou use uh

#

"God willing"?

#

it's his word!

pallid sapphire
#

STOP IT RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM YOU VIOLATED MY ***Spartan Ranger ***

pastel wave
#

Just kiss more men win

latent hazel
pastel wave
#

The secret to life is man love

pure compass
#

gachimuchi country?

pallid sapphire
quiet yew
pure compass
#

did Josta even play wakfu?

#

I know he switched to a wakfu/dofus pfp

pallid sapphire
#

Jumpscare

pure compass
#

jump sacré bleu

upbeat verge
#

cock

shrewd gull
#

whose

pure compass
quiet yew
#

dildo collection

#

like moistcritikal

shrewd gull
quiet yew
#

anybody here remember the literal dick-measuring contest between him and belle deplhine?

shrewd gull
#

wh at

quiet yew
#

they had a competition about who had the biggest collection of uhh

#

instruments

shrewd gull
#

andw ho won

quiet yew
shrewd gull
#

dick pics she got sent in dms or

quiet yew
#

david vs goliath type shit
except david lost

quiet yew
shrewd gull
#

wa

quiet yew
#

speak, I don't speak bottom

shrewd gull
#

you sure

pure compass
#

what is she up to now? clueless

pure compass
#

I just know senzawa made a song with her clueless

quiet yew
#

probably enjoying her money

pure compass
#

many years ago

#

do NOT drink the bathwater Wahh

shrewd gull
#

i followed a random japanese vtuber playing elden ring nightreign

#

ngl his voice is nice

quiet yew
#

his?

shrewd gull
#

its my background noise now

quiet yew
#

that's a rare sight

pure compass
#

I found Vtubers from hong kong who played my childhood mental illness mmo

#

on the japanese server because it fucking died

quiet yew
pure compass
#

and now the mainland china server is the only one still online despite being a japanese game

thick plover
#

I found a human from china and put him in my basement so theres background noise when my grandma has visitors

quiet yew
#

same

#

always found it weird as fuck

thick plover
shrewd gull
thick plover
#

Also hello people

shrewd gull
#

the worker in the chinese store

#

thats why it was closed last time

#

You fucking stink

pure compass
thick plover
#

I don't bring people to the house

shrewd gull
#

whyt

pure compass
pastel wave
upbeat verge
#

@pure compass @shrewd gull @quiet yew

quiet yew
#

first person I've seen buy more than one can of hell

pastel wave
#

Your bread is gonna get fucking soggy

upbeat verge
#

i do monster

#

AND I GOT JAGERRRMAISTERRRR

thick plover
#

Witcher 3 survival supplies

real aspen
#

why the fuck is this ketchup sweet

upbeat verge
brittle karma
#

the factory must grow

thick plover
#

Have to go pay the electric bill

#

I should've just opted for stealing electricity from a neighbor

pliant chasm
real aspen
#

possibly

craggy oriole
#

ketchups full of sugar

real aspen
#

i've only had homemade ketchup before KekSkew

craggy oriole
#

did you homemake it?

real aspen
#

zero sugar (minus what's naturally in tomatoes)

#

this one store bought

pliant chasm
#

yea store bought ketchup is sweet

craggy oriole
#

i always wondered as a kid why too much of it was so gross

pliant chasm
#

i fucking love ketchup

#

if the bread is good enough i would eat a ketchup sandwich as a kid

craggy oriole
#

its my go to for a lot of stuff but eh

#

too much of it makes me feel gross

pliant chasm
#

ketchup chips go fucking crazy

craggy oriole
#

i need to try those things so bad

pliant chasm
#

it starts to feel tangy

#

maybe not the right word

craggy oriole
#

also just slops everything

#

nah i got what you meant

pliant chasm
#

sour cream and onion bugles my beloved

#

i need to buy a pack

real aspen
#

i like to dip chips in actual sour cream

#

those uhhh herb chips

#

goes hard

pliant chasm
#

real

craggy oriole
#

i get self conscious about sour cream and onion flavored stuff

#

or cheese flavored

pliant chasm
#

why

craggy oriole
#

i dont want to be stinky

pliant chasm
#

eat them at home then

real aspen
#

why would that make you stinky

craggy oriole
#

it stays with you

pliant chasm
#

or buy mint candy or smth

restive bear
#

Space racism

craggy oriole
#

theres these queso ruffles that smell like unwashed people

#

but theyre so good

chrome ginkgo
#

Pretty decent first survival match in ages

#

but I was not prepared for the Assault Dreadnought on wave 5

#

That thing minced my forces

#

Destroyed my dreadnought in seconds, and took like 50 seconds for all my units to kill at Fast speed

#

Fucking Ordo Malleus always gets the bullshit OP stuff

real aspen
quiet abyss
#

im not the only one

craggy oriole
#

Utterly incomprehensible

#

Have a nice day

quiet abyss
#

ketchup on bread slaps

pure goblet
#

pizza at home

quiet abyss
#

that ^

#

oh shit its 6am

#

i should go bed

#

surely

jade imp
#

Super random as I’m slow to most current events but…

#

Maki has to go… 👀

quiet abyss
#

what?

#

the fuck are you talking about?

#

if its politics, dont even

jade imp
#

lol

#

You know when people say “it’s too early for that shit”?

upbeat verge
#

at least 69 has a meaning

chrome ginkgo
#

I survived long enough to use the OP bullshit

halcyon fossil
#

holy shit windirstat is the best piece of software on the planet

#

FUCK windows explorer

upbeat verge
halcyon fossil
#

i'm a vlc head

upbeat verge
#

theyre

#

not exactly the same

#

theyre similar but not the same in their functionality

#

jellyfin is more customizable so that u can have your own personal library streaming tool
vlc can be used as a tool as well to convert stuff or record

halcyon fossil
#

i've never actually used jellyfin so i'm not sure how its streaming functions vs vlc streaming

upbeat verge
#

both good tho

upbeat verge
pliant chasm
upbeat verge
#

u need the actual files of the movies or shows

#

jellyfin just pulls all of them from the directory theyre in
puts images actors short descriptions and other stuff for u

#

@halcyon fossil

#

Kind of like this

halcyon fossil
#

i see, definitely better in that regard

upbeat verge
#

yes

#

vlc cannot do any of that

#

its more primitive
but also more robust in that regard

#

if it aint broke dont fix

#

if u dont care that much about album covers movie descriptions or w/e
vlc does the job

#

@halcyon fossil

#

only thing I've manually set is the cover arts

#

so they say extended edition

#

u can choose from a couple of online databases I think

#

everything else is automatically managed by the plugins of jellyfin

#

INCLUDING subtitles I can directly download with 1 button press through the opensubs plugin thumbsUp2x

halcyon fossil
#

wow ok, i might grab it for movie nights instead of using my mom's netflix

upbeat verge
#

as I said

#

u need the movie file

#

otherwise it cannot pull from anything

#

has a great deal of customizability

#

much better IMO than Plex

#

its also open source

jade imp
#

Bro is about to limewire his computer

halcyon fossil
#

i see, so really not all that different from vlc

jade imp
upbeat verge
#

in that regard theyre the same

#

in others , not so much

#

vlc can't pul subtitles automatically for a movie u have

#

or automatically put description when u click on a movie

#

fun fact
the extended 4k edition of the movies is split into discs
@halcyon fossil I ripped both then spliced them together as one big file over 100 gigs

halcyon fossil
upbeat verge
#

and yes the subtitles are perfectly synced

#

vlc aint doing any of that buddy boy

#

@frozen void dad in his prime

#

@halcyon fossil @pliant chasm boys one their way to store for 1 bag of chips

hasty tusk
#

i have a fren who has a synology with jellyfin

#

he torrents we all strem from him

upbeat verge
#

weirdge dont mention that

hasty tusk
#

streff okeh

celest plank
upbeat verge
#

I bought every single dvd and dc with music

#

I own them.

celest plank
#

from a bazaar?

upbeat verge
#

some from amazon

#

some from local flea markets

#

some I recieved from dad

#

I can do WHATEVER the FUCK I want with them

#

break them

#

shit on them

#

scratch them

#

rip them

#

ANYTHING

real aspen
#

eat them

upbeat verge
#

including ripping them

#

or eating them

real aspen
#

yummers

#

macroplastics

upbeat verge
#

truly

#

dont go fucking telling me about piracy

#

How can u not fight for sauron and saruman with this much hype

cunning reef
#

the bad guys always look cooler

upbeat verge
#

@cunning reef bought chips

cunning reef
#

lets go

upbeat verge
#

is it?

proven tundra
#

Yes

upbeat verge
#

false

#

mf living in the past

proven tundra
upbeat verge
upbeat verge
#

@cunning reef @proven tundra @halcyon fossil

#

GOATED APP

uneven sapphire
uneven sapphire
proven tundra
#

Love that little glorp

carmine laurel
uneven sapphire
chrome ginkgo
#

Code Vein 2 CC is pretty good

pliant chasm
thick plover
#

deadlocking it right now

timid hollow
#

read a comment about steam being a monopoly without ads and without being forced to use

#

my dad would like to argue that

thick plover
#

kind of hard to not be a monopoly when the best of the competition keeps killing themselves

timid hollow
#

i remember asking him for mw2/bo1/mw3 (any game from that time really) and him looking at the back cover just to see that steam is necessary to run game

#

so yeah they kinda forced you to use it otherwise you wouldnt have been able to play releases

#

he gave up in 2015 when he wanted to play dayz standalone kekl

left mantle
left mantle
#

That ain't really a steam forcing them decision, they chose to do that instead of having the distribution themselves of anything past the original packaging

timid hollow
#

Yeah i didnt want to say steam forced anyone, but you were kinda forced to use it in general

#

or you just didnt play new stuff

left mantle
#

steam itself does not force you to use it.

#

Regardless of the misinformed redditors claims

thick plover
#

there was kind of no options besides steam if you think abt it

#

what were you gonna do

left mantle
#

It's just that publishers can't do what steam does without shooting themselves in the foot

thick plover
#

its like netflix ngl

#

they adapted to the wants people needed

#

and well unlike netflix they didnt make it worse

#

they made the platform better

#

so they stayed

timid hollow
#

i also dont mean it negatively

left mantle
left mantle
thick plover
timid hollow
upbeat verge
#

https://youtu.be/2up_Eq6r6Ko?si=kT5HF3z7skTum4If
@timid hollow @thick plover @left mantle @pliant chasm @cunning reef @proven tundra

Official Video for ”Hotel Room Service” by Pitbull​
Listen to Pitbull:​​ https://Pitbull.lnk.to/listenYD
Watch more videos by Pitbull:​ https://Pitbull.lnk.to/listenYD/youtube

​​Subscribe to the official Pitbull YouTube channel:​​ https://Pitbull.lnk.to/subscribeYD

​​Follow Pitbull​
Facebook: https://Pitbull.lnk.to/fo...

▶ Play video
#

this song

#

has a weirdly powerful bassline

left mantle
#

A lot of redditors seem to have this stupid as fuck idea that steam does a lot of shit it doesn't for putting shit on its storefront

upbeat verge
#

305 DALE

left mantle
#

But I guess it's hard to see that when you guzzle down "I'm an indie dev and I say it does this" (Spoiler: Not an actual fuckin dev)

#

You can hate valve for legitimate reasons.

upbeat verge
#

pitbull and stromae never miss

#

complete bangers all throughout

left mantle
#

You don't need to conjure up half truths to do it.

timid hollow
#

nah i dont hate them i just find it weird to say they got such a massive userbase by being the best without doing anything

#

because i basically found a reddit thread where it was this way around

#

when the fact is, that steam was the only viable digital platform and giant releases used it, cod releases for example did cause an extreme grow in user base in the 2010s

upbeat verge
#

but how good is stromae

left mantle
visual abyss
#

How to test my new pc

timid hollow
#

which is fair game, i just dont like useless glazing as much as i dislike useless hating

restive bear
#

Holy shit

timid hollow
visual abyss
#

I can run games way better than I expected but I want to know just how well

plush nacelle
#

I mean if you see all the other launchers, they're absolute donkey balls in comparison to steam

left mantle
#

They saw steam as a good place to put up because back when it was mainly physical releases 30% of profit was chump change compared to how much it costs to get it in actual brick and mortar stores.

#

Because those stores also want a cut of the profit, and it's often at your expense

plush nacelle
#

I feel like making a 'good platform' is far more challenging than ppl make it out to be

timid hollow
#

i actually dont find the new ea launcher THAT bad for example, its just the fact i have to use an extra launcher just to play bf4

#

(i bought bf4 on ea two weeks before they dropped everything on steam, i hate myself)

plush nacelle
#

Was ea origin?

left mantle
#

Not to say Valve doesn't have issues but there was a lot that went into making steam what it is today and it really wasn't them strongarming companies to do it, they pretty much ran to them once they had results.

timid hollow
#

it was origin, now its just ea app

#

like its just called ea

plush nacelle
#

Yeye

#

I remember origin downloads were horrendous

timid hollow
#

worst thing is probably epic games with using so many resources

left mantle
#

god origin is a launcher I had a love hate relationship with

timid hollow
#

epic games uses like 2gbs of ram for nothing

plush nacelle
#

we don't talk about uplay...

left mantle
#

Dude how the fuck do you try to compete with steam and then put none of your fuckin profits to make it as good.

plush nacelle
teal spade
timid hollow
#

like i just got elite dangerous on steam so im not forced to use epic games

left mantle
#

We don't talk about uplay

plush nacelle
#

trust me bro

left mantle
#

Don't worry

plush nacelle
#

Random free games WILL save our platform.

plush nacelle
#

I feel like one thing that valve did well is divide their business

#

Valve is not steam, steam is not valve

left mantle
#

I'm certain steam will be a dying store in 5 or 10 years

plush nacelle
#

what gives?

left mantle
#

Do you not know that quote?

plush nacelle
#

oh I thought you were being unironic

#

I see now

left mantle
#

why the fuck would I be unironic about the largest storefront on PC with no real competition against it

plush nacelle
#

Actually you know one platform which I feel might see some growth if people decide to be slightly more responsible with their ownership

#

GoG might be a contender if they lock the fuck in

#

No DRM is such a good feature

left mantle
#

GoG is where it's going to be

plush nacelle
left mantle
#

It's really hard to get people off steam

#

Especially with how many publishers don't want to post DRM free shit to GoG

plush nacelle
#

Yah, it's the initial investment that ppl already dug their heels into steam, that transferring will require steam falling apart or ppl seeing GoG as a better alternative somehow, and they will use a bit of both

#

Never a complete swap, if steam exists

#

Parallel use is nice though, I could see myself buying the single player games on gog and the multiplayer games on steam

copper vapor
#

no one wants their games cracked day one omegakekw

plush nacelle
copper vapor
#

oh crap my nitro ended.
the king is dead (rubber ducky)
long live the king kek1

left mantle
#

GoG is already like second biggest fish, even if it's still pretty damn tiny compared to steam

plush nacelle
#

Not steam levels but it's in a usable state

left mantle
#

GoG is where it's gonna be unless somehow a miracle happens and publishers are more open to DRM free distribution

verbal gate
#

how tf is it still this cold in late January

timid hollow
#

someone should actually get devs to understand that no one has an issue paying for a good game

left mantle
copper vapor
#

gog's uniqueness is in its game preservation program, but that's a niche thing for old people

arctic flicker
copper vapor
#

12 year old timmy isn't gonna care about games like black & white

timid hollow
#

i played trough furi cracked and then bought it twice on pc and xbox just because i loved it so much

#

and i did that for a lot of games

verbal gate
timid hollow
#

because good devs deserve support

timid hollow
left mantle
verbal gate
left mantle
#

For northern hemisphere obv

left mantle
#

Like we aren't even halfway through winter

timid hollow
#

i downloaded it cracked, started first mission, realized its peak, instantly bought it

#

didnt even finish the first mission

copper vapor
#

there are so many peak games that I played but don't own kek1

timid hollow
#

intravenous as well

#

if i have a game where i know ill probably replay it, i just like to have it available fast

left mantle
#

Like late Jan/Early Feb is when you should expect it to be the coldest

verbal gate
#

also played cyberpunk for like 2 months before getting it

timid hollow
#

@pliant chasm think this a good one pepeOK

left mantle
#

But man I got a feeling this june is gonna fuckin suck

timid hollow
#

wanted to get one of those big packs but that would ruin vanilla vibes im pretty sure

verbal gate
pliant chasm
#

and tbh i only used a couple of guns from that pack cause the others had cool but long ass reloads

oblique belfry
#

peenar snippers

timid hollow
pliant chasm
timid hollow
#

i was really interested in the first pack in that one video with 50 guns because they looked really cool

#

but i dont wanna ruin the vibes clueless

pliant chasm
#

i used that one long ago

copper vapor
pliant chasm
#

it's pretty cool

upbeat verge
pliant chasm
timid hollow
pliant chasm
#

yea

verbal gate
pliant chasm
#

too bad stealth is just basic tho

#

since it's a plot point

upbeat verge
#

commit mass genonice to get some iron from the camp

#

ooooh
ripped a mad fart
@pliant chasm

verbal gate
upbeat verge
#

ofc

latent hazel
copper vapor
#

one thing I wish ARC Raiders copied from tarkov and ABI

#

the ability to close containers and make ppl think they're untouched

upbeat verge
celest plank
#

why do you find a need to share that shit

oblique belfry
#

he is el retardo

#

you should be used to it by now

celest plank
#

@ everyone I just took a mad shit
1 attached picture

#

proceeds to post 80 chad emojis

#

and then watch tom and jerry and talk about how he fell in love with a girl he saw for 2 seconds on a train

oblique belfry
upbeat verge
#

the other thing is wrong

#

I fell in love with her because she called me autistic and the n-word

#

big difference

celest plank
#

she didnt acknowledge your existance

upbeat verge
#

well there wasn't a train to begin with

celest plank
#

there should be

#

one you can jump under

upbeat verge
#

the one I'm talking with rn does call me the n-word and a retard

#

life good

celest plank
#

thats a man

upbeat verge
#

nah

#

not this time

celest plank
#

this time?

chrome ginkgo
#

Yeehaw

upbeat verge
chrome ginkgo
#

I am going to get my ass stomped

teal spade
oblique belfry
upbeat verge
oblique belfry
#

caught him red handed

upbeat verge
#

it was azu

oblique belfry
upbeat verge
#

apart from here

#

me and him also talk on insta

#

cuz I send him reels

celest plank
pliant chasm
celest plank
#

grim pls pin

upbeat verge
teal spade
#

dam, @celest plank got catfished by a twink

oblique belfry
upbeat verge
#

man I love this new emote

teal spade
oblique belfry
celest plank
upbeat verge
celest plank
#

lowest effort pin yet

upbeat verge
#

god bless this server

upbeat verge
#

All for making a good laugh

teal spade
#

@celest plank reaction:

celest plank
#

memes I spend 30 min on ❎
ivan being gae af ✅

upbeat verge
#

sadly I'm not gey st

#

sry to break it to you

celest plank
#

you wish I was

upbeat verge
celest plank
#

you wish to suck on my lychee tasting balls

upbeat verge
#

not rly

celest plank
#

cuckskov

pliant chasm
oblique belfry
timid hollow
teal spade
real aspen
#

meow

oblique belfry
#

lam

copper vapor
#

doge did you see my latest hot take about arc

oblique belfry
#

what was it about ?

#

i think i havent

teal spade
#

who here likes Dwarfs?

real aspen
#

it's dwarves

teal spade
real aspen
#

goofy

copper vapor
oblique belfry
#

damn

copper vapor
#

also

#

I think we should be able to "re-lock" key rooms once we're inside kek1

#

having to barricade/doorblock them is a hassle

real aspen
copper vapor
#

and ppl just go through anyway

oblique belfry
#

you can barricade key rooms ?

#

didnt know that

copper vapor
#

I can use door blocker on the ones that have those standard steel sliding doors

#

and I think I can use barricade kits on them yeah

#

haven't tried yet but there's no reason it wouldn't work imo

oblique belfry
#

neat

copper vapor
#

but then you get shit like

#

buried city town hall

#

that you can't use door blocker

#

and that area is huge

#

you can't loot everything before some smartass sees the door is unlocked and goes in to rat on you

oblique belfry
copper vapor
#

almost done with my keys peepopray had twice as many lol

#

huh could've sworn I had a testing annex key

#

oh

#

I found it mid-raid and used it there and then. derp

oblique belfry
#

plin plin plon

chrome ginkgo
frank hearth
#

GTA6 is dead ass 700GB

oblique belfry
#

expected tbh

pliant chasm
#

what the fuck do you mean expected

oblique belfry
#

in 2018

pliant chasm
#

ahh so 100gb per year

#

got it

oblique belfry
#

exactly

pliant chasm
#

are you fucking retarded

oblique belfry
#

its probably due to graphics

pliant chasm
#

no

#

it's due to uncompressed 4k bikinis

oblique belfry
#

or that