#╟❓general-offtopic
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god I'm old
oh hi person i like to throw brick at
fighting bricks with bricks i see
?youre a brick
hello person who wants to kill me but is too nice
hi
I got pyrson milk
who i smilking pyrson
self
rigby my angel
deja vu
im sitting outside in the cold
why in the cold
i dont like the way the cold touches me
dont let it touch u
but what about my hands and face i cant just always have them covered up
hand socks
cant smoke with hand socks
yes u can
yeah but it sucks
so it begins...
yeah but i dont deserve healing
im evil and bad and its ok to throw bricks at me
i agree
henceforth why i throw brick at you
i will purchase a trebuchet with my next ration of disposable income
just for you
it will go down in history as a greater siege of courtsip akin to that of the Malta
honestly very normal lesbian behavior
shhhhhhhh
nay

what about stalker rp

and staff furry rp
good morning packmate
say something reddit real quick please
that lap is theirs now, you have been colonized by the feline
Many such cases
they cand rip us to shreds
Cats are not "domesticated"
in the blink of an eye
Domestication takes a lot of generations
so can a normal cat
yeah but more shredded
because i let it
still
also we have "domesticated" larger cats
do you ever just get scratched playing with a cat and your eyes dilate and youre at war with the cat and then five minutes pass and your arm is ripped to pieces
you're just a poor
and cant afford to keep them entertained enough that they dont go hunting everything in the neighbourhood
so you dnt even get the option of having a tiger or cheetah or lynx or caracal
okay dutchman
I think azu can easily get a large feline as a pet 
just go outside and pick up a large cat
imma lookk into it
theyre free
hello snow leopard
uncia uncia
the victorians did
we tried for a sec it wasnt a great idea
i blame the belgians
When you think why didn't we do X, there is a high probability that Victorians did in fact do it
it doesnt matter what youre always right to blame the belgians

why didnt we eat mummies
Egyptian spice
mamamia
abba were freaks
👀

NO
i hate this server
i hate you
im sorry i cant resist abhijit
!azu2
hes in every single gif search
!grim
p!who
this made me skyrocket out of my gaming chair due to the audio volume being ear piercinly high
!whotf
i literally only know this guy through gifs but hes everywhere
never heard him talked about ANYWHERE
"iF YOU ARE TERROR...
I AM YOUR GRANDFATHER."
all tenor searches lead to abhijit
always has been 
ruh roh raggy...
i feel like no one in the server is the target audience for this post
second one is better
@obsidian sun
this is a meme
is that a request
500 cigarettes please.
i want 500 cigarettes
anything you want
extra tar tobacco asbestocigarettes
how is he the best then
blunt is preferred
atp the smoking might kill u before i do
no like i mean why is he good
i havent smoked for like 3 years beyond my 3 pack a year rule
3 pack a year
yeah otherwise i just start buying packs regularly again if i dont have them when something bad happens
like for example a car accident or something
makes sense tbh
but i went over the limit and have gotten a bunch in the past week or so
gonna quit again but just fuck it right now
i silly it up for now
why not ever smoke weed?
i do sometimes but i dont like what it does longterm
its good for if you dont have anything to do
did drugs win the war on drugs
yes
"we are declaring war on dru-"
I spoke to my PhD supervisor
drugs had a genghis khan conquest of the world

paradox world conquest
I forget you're like around 12 hours difference from me
houselfy?
No , its firmly planted jnto the ground
u understand with his realization
i did it

typhoon
whats strong about it
are for real or u dont read 
He got fired from the Phd 
it looks 5 cards but we only use the funny german man ding ding ding ranged card

Bro it is 2am here, I am just talking about the fact that it's PM over there.
how do we tell him
Oop wrong reply
My bad
blind ass
this is ass

i can already do that with that one dudes key page
also blunt is so much harder to build around
compared to pierce and slash
Noo I didn't get fired I'm just going home 
emma's pages are goated tho
fired
NOOO 
lettuce
youre so fired arent you
I just started deadline for my thesis statement and is june
chat should i do it
I think I did
The deadline for my research statement/research proposal is in June
show me the mindmap
automation begins... 
howd you know id pick jumping 🥹
My mind is EMPTY, MY ASS IS NOT THINKING
oh i didnt,i just thought tall people could doa flip on command
LOL
i thought you'd go out gingersnaps (2000) style
Do i treat myself to some cheese
es
endfield?
yes
how the game
i like it, but it's definitely not for everyone
i can see alot of people quitting day 1
lots of people quit day -2
gacha system is also needlessly convoluted,
but i pulled her as my first 6 star so im satisfied
is it similar to 1
whats wrong with rerolling 200 times
nothing alike, it's standalone in a way
bro found the T6 triglavian ship with those icons whatdahell
only things you have to worry about if you're coming from ak og is lore theorycrafting
isn't it set like 100+ years after?
the sheep are still alive after 100 years?
ye, most og ak characters died and their descendants take over
for example the chen you meet in endfield isn't the same one as in og
i sitll dont know if arknights is supposed to be ark-nights or ark-knights
this eepy is so cute istg
ark of tomorrow
or ar-knights, whatever that might be
i like it, feels like gfl > bakery
i think it was intentional by the devs, to ease new people in
if that was the reason, lame
most people who play the game are fresh to the franchise
this is a sign
poke
i will touch you
but why tho
Il poke back mfer
yummers
100%
that's what i was implying 
with the sign
time to make porn 
Also youtube
tf are u watching
Aren't naked yoga videos on YouTube a thing still?
bruh
ah the clickbait music reposts
I know cause my friends are retarded
Literally 0 hesitation
yeah just dont goon in google and u wont seethose on your page lol
I don't, I heard about em from Jim Fucking Sterling, son
Stefanie
i dont think cleaning while naked is very hygienic 
They transitioned from Jabba to female Jabba
Right, I keep forgetting, but she said it's fine if people still call her Jim
Jim Stefanie

Its what jabba the hut is called in these modern times
THEY'RE DEAD JIM
They said it's fine
Like,my cureent coworker
New one
Cause the other broke his arm
Found out hes vegsn
How?
DONT EAT MEAT WITH ME IN THE CAR
Ok fuck off
out of context schizophrenia
I respect veganism but not like this
Il eat what i want where i want when i want
Im armed and cute

Nah hes a cool guy
I just dont like shit like this
bro has the default terrorist knife
Also got a huntsman fade at home
Big ass knife
Its an art piece thats why im allowed to had it imported
Doesnt matter that i can buy a machete nearly everywhere

next summit my arase
Bro just wants you to learn line tactics
Are you armed
Not GB
Yes
That can't be real
alright vegeta
concealability (is that even a word) maybe
bro just pinged one of the big game programmers in the stalker scene
not just anomaly
I did that last year
But cool if he is
I love his whatever he works on
Games are great
!grim
STOP]\
?
oh asu
I took your name and made a dumb 67 joke
The Azusa (Japanese: あずさ) is a limited express service operated by the East Japan Railway Company (JR East), which mainly run between Shinjuku and Matsumoto via the Chūō Main Line and Shinonoi Line. The name Azusa is taken from the Azusa River in Matsumoto, Nagano. On the Chūō Main Line, limited express Kaiji also runs between Tokyo / ...

im actually a train
azus
Oh cool 
spirit of retard
true
nay
ur a river azu
あず
Is that a 4th account?
it's been a long time since navigation and news panels were this empty
3rd
blame grim
death to the piss role
Piss snd shit roles are close to each other 

enfield has been mid so far
other than the combat
but feels like im just playing nier which was more fun
57
i have bunch of terries murdering each other in my orbiter
What?
How about you bring your twink ass over here and fuck me yourself! Be the power-bottom I know you can be!


place and time?
There's a pawnshop in here that buys watches, with one of their preferred brands being "Thug Hunter"
offtopic getting freaky
general freaktopic
It's just a wrong name for Tag Heuer right? There's no actual watch brand named Thug Hunter?
Mine and between 15:00 and 4:00
what kinda gifts do you like
All that comes up is say gex when I search it 
and do you want me to bring food
I got a sweet tooth so candy
Freaktopic
Awuu
i'll delete my account if both of these tards got silenced
noted
Teehee I wuun't knoww whaattchuu mean >w<
someone post the wolverine josta pic
no more manual ore transfers

Damn what a counter
yessir
@sick trail mute us for 1min so he can delete his account

real
ofc youd know about that
How the fuck do you know that
Do you know?
cock
dick
Protogens are a popular fursona choice, it's hard not to know about 'em

not the ram eating proots you lizard
so as far as I've seen isn't this basically satisfactory and GI?
He knows because of the way it is
ive seen porn of them too

Well what ever else would you mean my good sir?
!avatar @glossy imp


mental illness
Azu do not speak
what an odd thing to say
i think mental illness is my expertise
yet factual
What the fuck, are those saliva strands
Clankers?
sloppypawjob from the protogen
Forgive me for not knowing the fucking terminology of the liquid that is emanating from the mouth of a what seems to be wolf creature
You oughta be ashamed of yourself
@upbeat verge did you fail, uhhhh, i think it's called internship? the tryout period
proots are clankers
It's a protogen, educate yourself before you wreckucate yourself
such a thing doesnt exist here
u just join and work
Are cyborgs considered clankers since they are also biological?

Borg
Bork
why are you quitting/getting fired then
I mean... Have you met @upbeat verge ? Talked to him?


He's too nice to work there so they fired his ass
ivan is a cutie patootie in person
he just tries to act mean online to hide the fact hes a huge softie
Huh
Scroll up a bit
Fih
Irl I range from a big baby to soulless eyes
I am just a fish.


Furry posting night?
That's not vore
Atleast i hope so
Hell yeah
I simply like protogens
That is 100% from a vore porn
Lern to men to fih
I just thought it was the licking art 😭
Better?
Tribophobia grip
yeah I don't know how well that'll hold up in court
bro is gonna patent a videogame genre
Bees writing up a counter patent right now
well they are unionized
What does ionization have to do with it
how the fuck its legal
they shrimply aren't
its fkn geometry bruh

pot of greed
When your company is dogwater and the only thing you can cling onto is a "Look, we can make your grips hexagonal", everything starts to look like they're infringing on your rights
whut
scroll up a bit
Is it publicly accessible?
retarded cease and desist
Y'know... It occurred to me now, as I'm refilling our medicine in the ambulance that I have access to opioids...
do the funny 
no idea i got it from deadline discord
(roblox game)
Wait
Ask there, dipshit? 
glock did before
But Hex Mag?
but this is different
Hebuprofrn

mix with narcan before administering 
You fuckin dumb ass
That will neutralize the opiods
itll be funni
IT WILL DO NOTHING
for the patient in pain 
you can tell them you are giving them opioids but that it isnt working for some reason
So why give them opiods m I'll just inject them with sodium chloride

@glossy imp
Took me a while to find this again
You like slop

Shut the hell up azu
Ye, fuck off @little depot
!grim
!azu2
i fuggin hate azu
@sick trail not a fucking clue, so, uh, should i delete it?
it's a small server everyone's offline 
didnt you not know who iw as when u made this
Why the fucl azu yaps so much, GRAH
!cup
clearly not enough he's a rookie
im comin at 11 pm tonight
Who the hell is Azu, grah?
wash your ass
Better safe than sorry
cock
Singing ram eater
that aside it's kind of funny how deadline (a roblox game) now has bunch of people looking through gun companies to see which ones are nintendo
kill the proots
this guy is rich you can tell by his top hat
it's the only reason he can afford to eat ram
Copy left
I thought there was quite a large jack on all models
included by default

lithuania already did that silly
true
AA you gave an idea what i should try to model next in blender
A low poly protogen :3
make him explode
@teal spade hiii
@oblique belfry
okay ram muncher
Man knows how to blender.
Uses a vore protogen as pfp.
he runs out of ram and glitches into the wall then he explodes
Hi Fruity 
Sup
I didn't knew it was vore 🥀
new one is 100% cropped corn I can sense it
wdym, its just smiling 
@green granite 200% cag
yea he's just reaaaaallly happy to see you it's why his mouth is open
you post it
would I get banned if I did?
heyyy :3
very quickly
No
No

liar.
ban grim instead
grim is baiting you dont fall for his lies
or frota
im taking you with me
ban azu
eat azu
true
And i don't really know how to blender i am still learning
Haven't tried animating yet and i am more focusing on modeling and texturing rn
true
hold on I got confused

wait wait wait don't ban cougar

post the yassified cougar trace
!barn @cougar 2 pornseasons
Please format your barn like so: "!barn [@user] [time in numbers] [days/months/seconds etc.]"
Dam
Ban the classified documents
I'm too powerful to be banned
Porn seasons is not a valid format
!barn @somber void 80 millennia
Please format your barn like so: "!barn [@user] [time in numbers] [days/months/seconds etc.]"


Bot don't know what a millennia is
!barn @teal spade 2 sabs
Please format your barn like so: "!barn [@user] [time in numbers] [days/months/seconds etc.]"
well he said in numbers so maybe if you like do 1337 5p34k
damn
Send bot to School 
Soon it will be porn, then you'll be rich
!barn @teal spade -22 picoseconds

i thought it didnt even care about the units and just accepted anything

make smut of grim 
negative 22 picoseconds
no ones ever done it before
"Think about the money" 🗣️
Better me than my precious innocent kobold boy
yeah
both.
youll be some big dragon hunk or something
professor H would call it a meal deal I bet
see he's already fired the grill
that's why his mouth was open that big
he's just reaaaally peckish
whats hte other kobold fella
paladin or something
What other kobold? I gots only the one
oh maybe im just stupid
Pocket kobold?
The white one is a dragonborn and the black one is a Lizardfolk
misread and thought you said pecker
ohhhh
okay :3

@somber void wake up
absolute lock in
oil up
they get more comfortable with wear and tear
my chair conforms to my shape down to the buttcrack
chefs kiss
don't ask why the chair is brown

Because you treat it as a slave?
the tag on the cover says blue but that's a lie
okay grim... I like you now
It runs faster
🗣️ ??

Bend over and I'll tickle something else
grim stop molesting these kids
Never
Nah let him cook
I might get into queue too
this is PDA
orgy...
If God didn't want them molested, he would have made the kids faster
Server orgy
With grok too
Why is offtopic brainfart now?
thats why theyre brown
brainshart
true
Lmao
bro guarding an outpost
to prevent your ass from invading
you aint stealing the lutenica mf
gonna come invade with a fork and 2 euro
Deathwatch
fucj my stupid chynuss life
bro
mistyped of the century

CHINA NUMA ONEEEE
the gamma has fallen, billions must 1% dmg and ap
"China will grow larger"
yo fone linging
I love warhammer ong
Oh yea?! If you love Warhammer so much, name all the hammers!
all 40k of them
include punctuation and accent marks

Flat hammer
go on
Round hammer
Fav chapter, go. I will judge your entire character based on it
ok that's 2 of 40000
ball and peen hammer
I showed you my plaster
lucerne hammer
salamander
4 of 40000
the hammer in ur gun
5
Well if chapter then it's either blood angels or black templars
only 39995 left guys let's go
🫃
The hammer I bashed a kids head in
6
Black templars....

Smooth
ohh this is gonna be new
I like death Korps of krieg more tho in terms of parts of the imperium
granny next door said her ironing iron stopped working
time to fix 
Cause fucking furries
Respectable
Womp womp :3
do not fucking us
is good
fucking me? bloody fuck you motherfuck bloody
Now, @glossy imp . Name your favorite mech from MechWarrior
Mad Cat
whar...
Mr. Penis

Kill your self
Timber wolf enthusiast
nice
JUST 1️⃣ ☝️ ONE MOER HAMMER 😤
I batchall you to kys @pallid sapphire
I don't know any 🥀
PLS ONE MKRE HAMMER
I refuse cause its rigged
REVERSE HAMMER
WAR'S HAMMER (OWNED BY WAR)
Sledgehammer
SIX SEVEN
AHHHHHH SIX SEVEN
Where uncensored?
Six
SIX SEEEEEVEN
ONE HAMMER: WAR'S HAMMER - CRAFTED BY WAR, THE LAST 39,000,000 of 40,000,000 WAR HAMMERS
the f is going on, why did arknights becoem factorio
Mad Cat is a clanner mech first seen in the Inner Sphere. Because it is an unknown Clanner tech the targeting computer couldn't properly identify it so it displayed the names of 2 closest mechs that mached it's signature, those mechs being The Marauder and The Catapult. Thus the Timberwolf got the nickname Madcat in the inner sphere
Arknights satisfactory update
factory games are teh current trend
thank you pookie 🫶
Lutefisk (Norwegian, pronounced [ˈlʉ̂ːtfɛsk] in Northern and parts of Central Norway, [ˈlʉ̂ːtəˌfɪsk] in Southern Norway; Swedish: lutfisk [ˈlʉ̂ːtfɪsk]; Finnish: lipeäkala [ˈlipeæˌkɑlɑ]; literally "lye fish") is dried whitefish, usually cod, but sometimes ling or burbot, cured in lye. It is made from aged stockfish (air-dri...
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𝖜𝖆𝖗'𝖘 𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗 (𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔪𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔶 𝔟𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢'𝔰)
might this be delectable
stop this text font now
your name is enough

Time to post some goonin
that cannot be right
factorio itself doesn't even make that much money
gooning 
no it actually is
perish
kys
Go learn about MechWarrior @glossy imp .
Come back when you gained the wisdom of the trash can.
U know
botted response
Its good not being told kys once in a while
it wasn't directed at you
grim is a bot
Yes sir!
!whotf
see? bot
that wasn't genuine
but now it is
she doesn't look old enough
not a smash
I recommend the Black Pants Legion YT channel

it's a dog
I didnt post for smash I post cuz its simply furry
We are not the same
i'm not really into mecha but Imma check it out later
bro

I did not say I would were the terms different
i hate this server
same
youyou are you seeing this shit
you included
MECHWARRIOR IS NOT NOT MECHA
LOL
i hate you too

genuinely miss josta
like not a bit
👍
we are two sides of one coin
you too bro uwu
unfit to help role I'm not surprised you liked him
uhuh
For now 
VINTAGE STORY 
youyou asking for josta to be back is like if india wanted to get colonized again
I told you we are two sides of the same coin
@flat violet look how he disrespects your culture, kill this man
















