╟❓general-offtopic

[obsidian sun]

and it's fun

[left mantle]

In literally every game, ever.

[obsidian sun]

i found a syringe rifle
is it base game or cc mod

[left mantle]

like people in poe2 fucking bitch and moan anytime movement speed gets even slightly modified

[obsidian sun]

movement speed is balanced by movement speed
since getting too much can be bad

[craggy oriole]

chat should i do it

[little depot]

he might be on to something

[oblique belfry]

probably one of your teammates

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

how it feels to play darktide with those people who rush ahead and die

[zealous depot]

Thankfully it was in coop vs ai so people weren't as bloodthirsty

[oblique belfry]

minecraft modpacks when they give you speed buffs / items 🥀

i have to turn the fov effects off cuz of those

i had around 300-500 movement speed in linggango

[quiet abyss]

kek

i play on quake

max fov

[oblique belfry]

no not the fov

fov effects like when your screen gets even more fucked up

when you have speed effect

[quiet abyss]

yeah fov effects dont affect you after quake afaik

[oblique belfry]

i also play on quake pro

[quiet abyss]

or im retard

retard it is

[oblique belfry]

they sometimes do

[quiet abyss]

XD

[oblique belfry]

depends on modpack devs implementing it or not

[little depot]

zoomers smh

[quiet abyss]

hm, neato

the modpacks i play dont

[obsidian sun]

only recently went from 90 fov to 100

[quiet abyss]

but i keep fov effects off on all versions of mc

[oblique belfry]

in must games im around 90-100

[obsidian sun]

same

[quiet abyss]

because fov changing is stupid

[obsidian sun]

i can live with 80

[oblique belfry]

more then 100 is annoying

below 80 or 90 is pain

[quiet abyss]

i stick to 120 on darktide, because i NEED field of view

[obsidian sun]

it starts to physically affect you

[quiet abyss]

i need to see it all

at one time

[obsidian sun]

not good for you

[oblique belfry]

muh "must minmax everything"

[sturdy cosmos]

https://giphy.com/gifs/realbullshat-gguh-acount-based-in-1KHKKuApHyWFjee60f

[obsidian sun]

csgo moment

[oblique belfry]

saw someone playing on 27:3 today

[quiet abyss]

no, its more like "I want to see the fuckass poxburster before it gets to me"

[oblique belfry]

just hear better smh

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

(the ever nefarious silent burster horde)

[cunning bronze]

Tried the demo for a bit

Runs well

[oblique belfry]

wtf

why is she not a skin in league

[slim magnet]

https://youtu.be/btK-WCcBMG4

[oblique belfry]

thats cool

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-door-meme-stare-gif-21232907

[obsidian sun]

wasn't this already out

[oblique belfry]

wtf is happening

[obsidian sun]

or am i tripping

[little depot]

me when i try to leave the house

also hi momo

[slim magnet]

2 (two) flares in a row went straight through the mob without dealing damage

[oblique belfry]

[slim magnet]

shit has been happening a lot to me lately but this time it was 2 (two) in a row

[timber oxide]

Instead of league play grilled chicken

[oblique belfry]

wtf is grilled chicken

[timber oxide]

Now 2 (two), tomorrow 3 (three)

[slim magnet]

plausible deniability on the first flare but the second one was dead on

[timber oxide]

In a week you will be missing 4 (four)

[slim magnet]

https://youtu.be/izm_MSUWmIg

[little depot]

@slim magnet

[marsh cargo]

[little depot]

say it back or else im sending you to guyana

[slim magnet]

@little depot

[quiet abyss]

mfw i use the party finder on darktide (it barely works)

@marsh cargo sparterrrrrr are you busy?

[little depot]

@slim magnet 💢

[marsh cargo]

im sleepy

[quiet abyss]

youre much more reliable than the finder

still got an answer

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

still waiting for this bitch ass party finder

[marsh cargo]

lmao

[quiet abyss]

tumbleweeds lookin ass

I JUST WANT MY COSMETICS YOU FUCKS

and i dont want to join a havoc 20

because im not ready for that shit

[upbeat hare]

I love FS filters

[left mantle]

The good news is I can start crafting normal gauss in 10 1/2 hours

[little depot]

nasser

[left mantle]

bad news is I am out so many void traces

[quiet abyss]

@vital venture are you work still

grasping at straws here

[vital venture]

Just got home but prob wont be on since I gotta wake up early as piss

im not used to waking up at 6 am and staying awake until 10pm anymore

[quiet abyss]

cringe

trianq is dead

[vital venture]

I can 100% play tomorrow after work tho

[green granite]

Wait

This thing is reall??

Maxim 15

[quiet abyss]

when is that?

[vital venture]

same as rn

but I dont work the day after anymore cause of college

[quiet abyss]

so that means around now you would be home

[little depot]

https://youtu.be/tpMkXGjaOyo

[vital venture]

but I dont really have many college courses on said day so I can sleep later

[quiet abyss]

[obsidian sun]

fo4 ass barrel

[vital venture]

unless one of the 3 I do tomorrow has surprise hw which ironically, wouldnt be surprising

[little depot]

the right side of my chest feels like its abou tto implode

@teal spade can you come save me rq

[verbal gate]

Sleep

[little depot]

i just woke up

[obsidian sun]

cooked

[verbal gate]

That's the years taking its toll on you boss

[teal spade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/darksideofthering-dark-side-of-the-ring-dsotr-vicetv-0q7IrhBryhgnmAVFvQ

[little depot]

im dying

[little depot]

need

[little depot]

tell @forest acorn i fucking hate him and he can have all my money

[sour rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915070506955321364/1130511269317836860/roastedgoat.gif

[timid hollow]

Bullet train good movie :)

[verbal gate]

I keep forgetting about how the Bureau of Fire Protection here uses actual Cheeto dust camo

[timber oxide]

Us

Me, you and Sam watching Doge burn

[obsidian sun]

pinoy swag

[teal spade]

anyway, chest side pain CAN be a sign of a heart attack, but it's more likely than not just a stich

[worn echo]

the human bodys also just surprisingly easy to fuck up by doing simple tasks

couldve pulled smth

[verbal gate]

The Gurlokovich mercenaries if they used a smaller pattern and brighter orange lmao

[obsidian sun]

fucking google ass answer

you might die
or just slight pain

[little depot]

hopital

[oblique belfry]

shak

[quiet abyss]

hoptal

:)

its peak

[teal spade]

cool, he can send me an image of his ECG, his pulse, his BP, Glucose levels, describe his daily physical routine, age, medical history and then I can give a better answer. So if you give me shit info I'll give you shit answers

[obsidian sun]

i hop on discord

[oblique belfry]

sound v2

[quiet abyss]

uh oh

[obsidian sun]

5 year old account i mean

[oblique belfry]

we gonna have youyou 3 now

[obsidian sun]

ahh

fuck

im actually 42 and that was a joke hahaha

[oblique belfry]

love how his main acc was unbanned yet he still uses his 2nd

[little depot]

help

[obsidian sun]

i will kill you

[teal spade]

i sent it

[craggy oriole]

It's tragic how parents will let a 5 year old on discord

[obsidian sun]

alright

[craggy oriole]

Damn what

[obsidian sun]

time to mobilize my army of alts to mass report you

[oblique belfry]

report grim ?

[obsidian sun]

mass reporting works

i will take down this server

[teal spade]

you're too late

[oblique belfry]

was about to send this

[obsidian sun]

i got one too

on my other account

[teal spade]

it's literally my banner

[oblique belfry]

i know

i was trying to find the full one

[obsidian sun]

it's always the bullying strike

[pure compass]

Evil pissname sergal/furry

[teal spade]

that's Dry

[craggy oriole]

I've never been struck

I'm a good little angel

[teal spade]

*angel

[obsidian sun]

blind retard

[teal spade]

obtuse angel

[craggy oriole]

Angels don't need to know how to spell

[little depot]

108 bpm, 132/86, 3.6 mmol/L

[obsidian sun]

i got a strike cause of some retard in s2 chat

[teal spade]

how'd you get a glucose level?

[craggy oriole]

Your mom

[little depot]

my dad is a diabetic

[teal spade]

I got a strike because Iedy did a @ everyone

[little depot]

one of those finger prick things

[obsidian sun]

how does that work

[little depot]

anyway whats wrong with me doc

[craggy oriole]

I've like told so many people to get hit by cars or jump in the ocean

[teal spade]

because I wrote a message about someone hanging himself while there was thousands of people here

[little depot]

shouldnt have told me to to kill myself smh

deserved

[craggy oriole]

Azu you should heal yourself

[teal spade]

probably should have listened to my advice, wouldn't have a chest pain if you did

[obsidian sun]

for you it's deserved
but for normal people i would say that's absurd

[little depot]

kill yourself

death to the pissroles

[teal spade]

elavated BP and pulse, why is yours so high?

[little depot]

mY FUCKING LUNG IS GONE

[little depot]

YOU TELL ME

ARENT U THE PROFESSIONAL?

[craggy oriole]

My bad

[teal spade]

did you do excersise? Are you FAT?

did you just finished masturbaiting to a picture of a pony?

[little depot]

176 cm 64 kg i run and go to the gym 5 times a week

[verbal gate]

Azu you should really take a stimpak

[pure compass]

excessive 红烧肉 consumption

[little depot]

vro

[teal spade]

I MEANT BEFORE YOU CHECKED YOUR BP

idiot

[craggy oriole]

Man what the hell

[little depot]

you asked if i was fat

fucker

and no ive been sitting down for the last 3 hours

[teal spade]

yes, fatness can lead to poor heart health which leads to increased pulse

[verbal gate]

Second wind of a geriatric patient

[pure compass]

you masturbate standing?

[little depot]

this mf

[craggy oriole]

Can we go an hour without talking about masturbating

[little depot]

fake ass paramedic

imma tank it out

who cares about bp anyway

[craggy oriole]

Thug it out

[little depot]

hypertension isnt real

[teal spade]

you're 176cm 64kg who goes to the gym, you're resting heartrate should not be above 100

[craggy oriole]

You should see someone though

[little depot]

am i dying

[pure compass]

stop eating so much pork intestine

[little depot]

can it be you 🌻

[teal spade]

how old are you?

[craggy oriole]

I don't know how hearts work

[little depot]

19

[teal spade]

temperature?

[verbal gate]

But delicious

[little depot]

gimme 30 seconds

[pure compass]

you asking for rectal or oral?

[teal spade]

remember, rectal is the most accurate

[craggy oriole]

I just want everyone to know that I exercised self control

[little depot]

36.4

[verbal gate]

No more palmy jokes?

[teal spade]

you used the shit ass laser pointer one.
Good enough

[craggy oriole]

😇

[little depot]

yes i did

im not using the rectal one

youll have to pay for that

[craggy oriole]

They will

[little depot]

anyway do i have space aids

[craggy oriole]

Yes

[little depot]

did u give it to me

[teal spade]

i dunno, is the pain only localized on the side of your chest and if it is, what side?

[worn echo]

december 17th 2034

[little depot]

right side

[teal spade]

pfff

[craggy oriole]

I don't think I have space aods

[teal spade]

did you go outside reacently?

[little depot]

took a walk 3 hours ago

before i sat down

[teal spade]

was it cold?

[little depot]

yes

14 celcius

[teal spade]

did you dress properly?

[little depot]

yes

had 3 layers

[teal spade]

were you still cold?

[little depot]

nay

am warm

[verbal gate]

How much

[pure compass]

https://youtu.be/HM3UnD4k7XE?si=G09HtgJC0umoIGVC

[little depot]

...

[verbal gate]

Have you been to space recently?

[craggy oriole]

Yeah

[verbal gate]

I have bad news

[craggy oriole]

To do heroin with my sex worker friend who I see sometimes

[teal spade]

meh, most likely a nerve inflammation.
Right side is safe, if the pain is on the left side and extends to the arm/back, then there's an issue

[little depot]

fucking xenophiles

[little depot]

okay

[craggy oriole]

She's mostly human

[little depot]

so ill live

[craggy oriole]

Some robot

[little depot]

fucking clanker

[craggy oriole]

Lmao

[green granite]

Who can I ping for the most random shit

Hmm

[little depot]

@heavy junco

[green granite]

Sit in the corner, Azu

[little depot]

wake up clanker

[green granite]

Anyway@craggy oriole

[pure compass]

Ur dying (eventually)

[teal spade]

also:
next time mention you were just outside walking for 3 hours, that would explain the 100+ pulse and increased BP

[little depot]

3 hours ago

can you fucking read

[teal spade]

no

[craggy oriole]

paid actor boone

[teal spade]

have you seen a doctors hand writting?

[little depot]

ive been sittinf down for 3 hours

blind ass medic

[little depot]

youre not a doctor

[craggy oriole]

Too busy gooning to diagnose

[teal spade]

well stop writing on discord while masturbating to pictures of ponies

[pure compass]

uma musume or mlp

inb4 actual horses

[restive bear]

Good morning off topic

[little depot]

kill yourself

:>

[teal spade]

either that or your pulseoximiter is shit @little depot

check it manually

[little depot]

its the one they have at the clinic

i doubt it

[craggy oriole]

Let's do a team finisher and ride off on motorcycles

[little depot]

fuck yeah!

[teal spade]

do you have any idea how many times that thing has been used? it's probably shit by now

[little depot]

dude

ykw id literally rather die

[pure compass]

azu do you also have the sugar piss illness?

[little depot]

nay

[verbal gate]

Ah yes, the best circumstance on diagnosis, over the internet with no knowledge of the patient's lifestyle

[little depot]

I JUST TOLD HIM

OMFG

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-ace-combat6-fires-of-liberation-gentlemen-not-a-lady-on-earth-would-be-able-to-resist-us-now-cfa44nosferatu-gif-22280056

[little depot]

anyways they said its lung irritation

imma believe them

[teal spade]

find your Radial or Carotid artery and fucking count your pulse for 10sec then multiply it by 6

[ripe wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/wakey-wakey-wake-up-wakey-wakey-meme-the-boiled-one-gif-10444137794162385585

[teal spade]

lol, so basically what I said

[verbal gate]

You got terminal lumbago?

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/kyle-hyde-hotel-dusk-skycones-gif-12421749169474919268

[sour rivet]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[little depot]

108

18*6

[ripe wyvern]

Lamburghini irritation

[little depot]

WHAT KINDA TEMU ASS EMT ARE YOu

[verbal gate]

Day of release
All 10 Marathon fans are excited, install game
It's just Destiny 2, there's no actual Marathon

[craggy oriole]

Is 84 good

[little depot]

yeah

thats normal for resting

you should aim for 140 next time tho

[pure compass]

https://tenor.com/view/why-tho-though-gif-7485441

[craggy oriole]

That's the strat for keep gambling

[little depot]

anyway imma go take a nap and hope it goes away

[pure compass]

did they vibe code too much?

[little depot]

if i die boowomp

[craggy oriole]

Man my heart is fine and I haven't been exercising and I've been smoking like a chimney

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/pet-cat-gif-5898094295981646503

[little depot]

if i dont show up in 30 minutes tell youyou hes a bitch

[craggy oriole]

Understood

[teal spade]

For a fit, healthy person 70 is the base

[craggy oriole]

Heart goals

[verbal gate]

I got 78

I also get super high heart rate when I walk lmao

[teal spade]

I'd look into it.
I'm 34 and out of shape and my resting heart rate is 86

[little depot]

theres something im not telling you

anyway stop pinging me

me sleeb

[craggy oriole]

FUCK

I PULLED MY ASS

[teal spade]

Dude... We all know you're a gay twink, it's really not a secret

[craggy oriole]

HOLY SHIT IT HURTS

MEDIC

[ripe wyvern]

Sharp asshole pain

[teal spade]

Insert an 18' dildo to alleviate the pain

[craggy oriole]

The cheek you perverts

I sneezed while twisting over to pick something up

[teal spade]

The cheek is connected to the hole, do it now

[ripe wyvern]

Squeeze it together

[timber oxide]

Listen to the helper, white rank

Insert moby huge, now

[craggy oriole]

I'm going to insert you into the cold earth

[little depot]

get pinged

wake up

look in offtopic

"inserting into assholes"

[craggy oriole]

Help they're sexually harassing me

[little depot]

im going back to sleep

[craggy oriole]

HELP

[teal spade]

You would wake up for that

[little depot]

STOPPINGING ME

[teal spade]

[little depot]

YOU PISS FUCKER

grim stop sexually harassing violet

im going back to bed ffs

[craggy oriole]

Thank yooou

I think my injury is healing

Just gonna stand a bit longer

First offtopic purple heart recipient

[ripe wyvern]

Try to twerk to stabilize blood flow

[craggy oriole]

Lol

[oblique belfry]

impossible

[craggy oriole]

Why the fuck am I sneezing so much allergy season is over

So clogged up I qualify as a slimegirl

[teal spade]

Holy shit, I think I killed @obsidian sun

[ripe wyvern]

Try twerking to clear your sinuses.

[teal spade]

[craggy oriole]

I'm scared to clear them out

I'm not doing that till I'm about to get in the shower

Sorry tmi I'm dissociating from pain

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Instead of snail, eat grilled chicken

[oblique belfry]

what is this grilled chicken bit

i dont get it

[teal spade]

Imagine pulling your ass muscle while sneezing... Peak internet physique

[timber oxide]

Wait I'm gonna DM it to you

[craggy oriole]

Bitch it happens

[oblique belfry]

[teal spade]

To you, yes!

[craggy oriole]

How about I show you my physique up close you little word I can't say

[forest acorn]

Sorry

[timber oxide]

It would've healed by now if you listened to the piss man

[teal spade]

[craggy oriole]

Goog norning

[teal spade]

Do it

[forest acorn]

Good morning:3

[craggy oriole]

I'm being bullied because I'm funny and congested

Help

[green granite]

HECKLER AND KOCH HOPIUM

[craggy oriole]

New gun?

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

Nah just their promotion

[uneven sapphire]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G2Lek6eWcAAX0lj.gif

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle

i turned him into viktor

[timber oxide]

I can show you my grilled chicken if you get what I mean

[craggy oriole]

Wait do you mean I'm gonna be able to get a non ar platform rifle for a reasonable price?

[timid hollow]

@obsidian sun you added me?

[timber oxide]

Man I'm hungry

[craggy oriole]

How about I castrate you

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-gif-6469339709570075941

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

I offer you food and that's how you respond, smh my head

[left mantle]

Oh no

Is this gonna be sound number 2

[oblique belfry]

WAIT

[green granite]

Sneedclave

The guy who made Fallout Frontier

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/reuse-recycle-reduce-recycling-studioclip-gif-27699791

[cunning reef]

did someone say fallout frontier

[green granite]

Ok

Good for you

Anyway

[left mantle]

Did grim fucking kill youyou

[green granite]

Yes I did

[static axle]

No lafattie was first

[green granite]

Ok good for him

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

Anyway

[oblique belfry]

@teal spade

YOU FUCK

[green granite]

Yes i did mention Fallout Frontier

[left mantle]

fucking christ

[oblique belfry]

@celest plank TIMESTAMP

YOUYOU BAN

[green granite]

Who is this guy

[oblique belfry]

ITS YOUYOU

[green granite]

Wait

WHY

[left mantle]

Sir a second discord autoban has hit the discord

[oblique belfry]

HIS DISCORD GOT BANED

[green granite]

HOW HE BANNED

[oblique belfry]

JUST LIKE SOUND

[static axle]

Wow now i cant gib youyou games

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

Bruh

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

Can we ban grim?

[static axle]

Who gonna get games now

[oblique belfry]

@teal spade YOU IDIOT

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

I CANT

[green granite]

What did he do to get youyou banned 😭

[timber oxide]

Does it count as cyberbullying? I think it does

[static axle]

Yuuup

[oblique belfry]

HE WROTE IM 5 AND GRIM REPORTED HIM

[green granite]

Brooo

[craggy oriole]

It was a mistype even

[teal spade]

He posted a message saying he's 5 years old so I reported it

[timber oxide]

Grim, do you have some sort of a mental problem?

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

HOLY SHIT

DUDE

GRIM THATS FUCKED UP

[green granite]

Rat 101

[timber oxide]

Grim

Seriously

Get some help

Holy shit

Grow up

[oblique belfry]

@frank hearth YOUYOU BANNED WAKE UP

[static axle]

@thin bobcat see where giving them temprole access leads to? Smh

[teal spade]

ME?!?! Not the fuckin discord moderating team?!

[timber oxide]

Why the fuck you report people for bitchass

[green granite]

Soundtrack needs to add this in for 2026 recap

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-laughing-hysterically-laughing-laughing-so-hard-gif-17830893

imdyin

at 6am

halp

UANDSGIADKGBAD

[teal spade]

Because it's funny

[oblique belfry]

HAHAHHAHAA

[teal spade]

[timber oxide]

IT'S NOT FUNNY

[oblique belfry]

its so stupid

what the fuck

[timber oxide]

It's fucking retarded

[oblique belfry]

dude

[verbal gate]

Yet another victim of the Discord dogshit auto moderation

[oblique belfry]

thats seriously fucked up grim

[static axle]

It's like he is still there. Just a moment ago i gave him games now am all alone agane

[oblique belfry]

vro

@obsidian sun

[verbal gate]

Now they have a choice, give their ID to Discord of all people or make a new account

[craggy oriole]

fake reports someone and tells two people to put stuff in their asses

[static axle]

Tell him to atleast enjoy the games i gave him

[teal spade]

Fuckin... God damn guys

How the fuckin hell am I supposed to know discord actually bans for stupid shit like that?!?

[quiet abyss]

man i missed the relic blade @vital venture

[oblique belfry]

grim

[thin bobcat]

what even happened

[oblique belfry]

its 2026

[quiet abyss]

its been a while

[static axle]

Cause it has happened before

[verbal gate]

YOUVE SEEN TWO EXAMPLES BOSS

[timber oxide]

BECAUSE IT ALREADY HAPPENED BEFORE YOU IDIOT

[verbal gate]

What the fuck

[oblique belfry]

grim got youyou discord banned

with 1 report

[thin bobcat]

and how would that have happened

[thin bobcat]

insufficient.

maybe not.

[craggy oriole]

Mistyped

[static axle]

Your helpers aint helping

[teal spade]

I've heard of one and that sounded so bullshit I never believed it

[craggy oriole]

Wasn't even doing the joke

[teal spade]

[thin bobcat]

did you really have to report him for the only thing that they have automated systems for?

[green granite]

Pretty sure discord ban is ID

IP*

[verbal gate]

Report doge right now, he typed the words

[oblique belfry]

NO FUCK OF

[timber oxide]

Can we get Grim to say something bannable so that we can remove him too?

[thin bobcat]

this is the only thing that will cause an automated request verification process to start, to report a message saying you're not above legal age

[oblique belfry]

im not writing shit like that anymore

fuck that

what the fuck is that

[timber oxide]

Eye for an eye motherfucker

[oblique belfry]

1 report = death

[verbal gate]

Nah, they give you the option to give ID, but I ain't giving that shit

[verbal gate]

It's over

[teal spade]

They do?!

What kind of fucking, moronic system is that?! How is it not abused to all shit?!

[thin bobcat]

well, usually you don't joke about it

[timber oxide]

Worst thing is that you can say something like that on accident, technically, not even related to age

[little depot]

i awake

[verbal gate]

I made that mistake lmao

[oblique belfry]

YOUYOU BANNED

[green granite]

Azuuuuuuu

[oblique belfry]

DISCORD BANNED

[green granite]

🫂

[thin bobcat]

and usually you don't get reported if you joke about it

[little depot]

did grim report him

[verbal gate]

I said something about that and about owning and sending firearms

[oblique belfry]

ye

[little depot]

fr

[green granite]

He did

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

LMAOOOO

that was like

12 minutes ago

[thin bobcat]

there is a difference between being banned and being asked to verify your age

[little depot]

w grim

[green granite]

Wait

[thin bobcat]

but it may lead up to a ban if he fails to verify

[timber oxide]

oh wow i dunno you tell me how is it not abused

[little depot]

hii cuppert i miss u

[green granite]

He just got recently banned?

[teal spade]

On the internet????
How?
Since when?!
This is literally the oldest joke on the net!

[thin bobcat]

which he shouldn't.

[green granite]

Pookie

[verbal gate]

Would you really trust discord with your ID?

[little depot]

3rd account

sneedchungus69

[green granite]

Wait how did he get banned 2nd account

[thin bobcat]

my brother in christ, this account does not even use my actual phone number

i don't trust them with shit

[little depot]

grim reported him

[timber oxide]

God fucking damn it I still have grilled chicken playing on repeat while this shit is happening

[green granite]

Bro

[static axle]

Now i have to relearn youyous new name

[green granite]

How did he fall for it 3rd time

[static axle]

He better be brown named again

[little depot]

let him beg for it

[thin bobcat]

they are called people of color now

[verbal gate]

I forgot, they make you either use SMS or Authenticator for 2fa yeah?

[oblique belfry]

i kept pinging his old account

[thin bobcat]

sms is required as the 3rd verification step

[oblique belfry]

@honest whale

[thin bobcat]

and i just bought a prepaid sim for like 10€ to verify this account

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah I pinged him once

[teal spade]

I can't believe that is actually a legit thing you can get banned for... What kind of retarded system is that holy shit...

[thin bobcat]

like i said, i don't trust them

[oblique belfry]

grim

you just fucking killed someone

[static axle]

I call them [this has been automodded]

[verbal gate]

You have blood on your hands

[timber oxide]

And he's going around like "oh wow look at that I didn't know this would happen"

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/wash-hands-wash-your-hands-hand-washing-gif-16866308

[oblique belfry]

it wont go away

the guilt persists.

[verbal gate]

It can only be washed away by more blood

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/tattletale-strangler-hands-spongebob-evil-laugh-gif-8957580

[timber oxide]

Sorry Grim, the only cure is moby huge

[thin bobcat]

you're calling a system retarded that you have put into action by reporting someone about a clear joke

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/insomnia-cant-sleep-ren-and-stimpy-ren-old-hands-gif-7471691364427021323

[little depot]

justr use google voice lol

[oblique belfry]

bro thought this was ingame report system

[thin bobcat]

it triggers once a report has been made, i would call that system pretty functional, you usually don't report someone for being underage as a joke either

who the fuck uses a report system as a joke

are you, perchance, retarded?

[static axle]

Grim apparently

[verbal gate]

Grim what will you do now

You have used your piss powers for evil

[thin bobcat]

i need the sim for a longer period

[oblique belfry]

i cant believe this

[pure compass]

You can unpiss Grim I guess

[oblique belfry]

on a random fucking wednesday early morning

[static axle]

Grim probably reports newbies for idiotism when he helps them

[oblique belfry]

6 am

[teal spade]

No, but, legit tho, how is that not abused? If you can just report someone for being underage with no proof , how is it not being abused to all shit???

[little depot]

it is

you just did it

lmao

[verbal gate]

It is boss

[static axle]

Those mid week days be wilding

[teal spade]

I THOUGHT IT WAS BULLSHIT

[thin bobcat]

because you usually do not claim to be a minor as a joke on a public server, the system does an automated scan afterwards and if the message actually mentioned the required filter content, you trip it and get a verification request

[oblique belfry]

automation probably looks for specific keywords

[verbal gate]

Shot a man for a joke

[oblique belfry]

like having both age and a random number on the sentence

[timber oxide]

Literally 1984

[pure compass]

always has been

[teal spade]

Dude... That's so fucking dumb holy shit....

[timber oxide]

The crowd demands an execution

[oblique belfry]

what do you mean

[pure compass]

idk why we traded phpbb and teamspeak/ventrilo for this

[oblique belfry]

discord is HUUUUGEEEE

[thin bobcat]

it worked as intended I would say, even with manual verification, the same effect would've applied

[oblique belfry]

how the fuck can they treat that issue

[teal spade]

[static axle]

Probably anything that can be taken as age like "im xx" my age is xx" and anything below their tos age and it trips. Probably even few years above it trips it

[thin bobcat]

they do not know your actual age until verified, you usually:

1. do not say that on a public server
2. do not use the report system as a joke

[timber oxide]

I like how the age is the only issue in this message

[oblique belfry]

this makes me wonder

if you have your id verified

would it be the case

probably not

[thin bobcat]

you could've just said you reported him just for fun, you didn't have to actually do it though

the effect would've been the same

[verbal gate]

Discord can't have people joking about it, but hate messages get a pass

[static axle]

Same moderation team as twitch

[thin bobcat]

no, the system probably has a flag for that

[teal spade]

Not really... He wouldn't be banned

[cunning reef]

imagine unironically giving discord your ID

[pure compass]

people keep trying to sue discord

[thin bobcat]

he would, discord only checks the reported message, not your entire fucking history

[oblique belfry]

i cant 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀

[thin bobcat]

that report request would take 5 weeks to be fulfilled if there was a dude checking every single message sent

[static axle]

Even more

[timber oxide]

I just want to point out how silly it would be if an actual human being believed this message to be true btw

[oblique belfry]

some companies dont have automation for reporting but has automation for replying instead

like riot games

[cunning reef]

my one buddy got banned for literally nothing and hes in no public servers either

[oblique belfry]

when you send a ticket it takes few days for them to reply back

[thin bobcat]

and usually id verification would not be that fucking bad if discord didn't do it themselves

[cunning reef]

this app just sucks cock

[oblique belfry]

but its the same fucking automated bullshit

[pure compass]

rito suffering from success

[green granite]

You know im more surprised that Discord ban people under agreed age faster than someone reporting someone for harassment

[teal spade]

Just ignore that shit like 90% of forums do, that's been the case for every single one I frequented

[oblique belfry]

@celest plank Second discord ban hit offtopic sir

[verbal gate]

They got me like a few hours after the message lmao

[oblique belfry]

like i've said

[craggy oriole]

The harassers are who buy nitro for their kittens

[oblique belfry]

probably automated ban

[static axle]

I mean 1 is automated and 1 isnt

[oblique belfry]

yea

[thin bobcat]

Why do you think there is a system like this in place? Do you think they liked creating something like this or just had too many resources available and decided to throw them out of the window for a system like that?

No. They did it because they were forced

[pure compass]

You have to establish a pattern for harassment. Someone claiming to be underage only has to happen once

[cunning reef]

idk cus discord loves kids

[pure compass]

no that's bobux

[timber oxide]

If they do, why are they not allowed?

[verbal gate]

Grim'll be tossing and turning in his bed tonight

[static axle]

You sweet summer child

[cunning reef]

different side of the same coin

[teal spade]

I dunno man, I literally never considered it because I never cared about it

[oblique belfry]

ok so if i report this will you also get banned

[timber oxide]

I don't feel like banning Shine

[verbal gate]

How do you feel regarding this event

[thin bobcat]

And your buddy being banned for no reason is not true, Discord doesn't just scan everything and decide to not do anything.

Either he got targeted with the old discord reporting system which still allowed mass reports or he was on a discord server that was terminated for a pretty bad reason like fraud.

[timber oxide]

I'm waiting for Grim to slip up

[static axle]

And discord is the fucking coin machine

[oblique belfry]

each passing day grim strays further from the light

he will slip in the darkness

one day

[timber oxide]

He was never close to it to begin with

[teal spade]

My cheeks hurt, also I do feel slightly guilty... But mainly my cheeks hurt

[static axle]

Will he become poop instead of piss then?

[cunning reef]

honestly we deduced it as our retard friend reporting something innocuous he said but he absolutely got banned and is in no public server

[timber oxide]

Ah so you went for the moby huge treatment

[oblique belfry]

worse

[verbal gate]

Upper or lower cheeks?

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

a gray name that just joined this server

[teal spade]

A lady never tells

[cunning reef]

his persona is a robot and we think our buddy reported some message he said saying "im a robot"

and that got him banned

[oblique belfry]

cant have shit in this place

[cunning reef]

with no course for removing it

genuinely insane levels of auto modding on discord

[quiet abyss]

oh look im in the center of a dobe screenshot, cant wait until its in a rewind 11 months from now

[thin bobcat]

Their hand was forced and now we have this stupid ass verification system in place but still, you usually don't use a report function as a joke

[quiet abyss]

[thin bobcat]

Well, that's the downside of being terminated, you will not get that shit back

[oblique belfry]

the most dumbest way to start a recap

[thin bobcat]

Just wait for 2 weeks and claim the username again

[oblique belfry]

fucking troll report getting youyou banned

[hearty wyvern]

Wait what happened?

[green granite]

January isnt even over and stupid shit already happened

[verbal gate]

Wait you can do that? I took another username

[thin bobcat]

The only one that hurt was when I just subscribed with turkish nitro for a year and was terminated a month in

[green granite]

Youyou is banned

[timber oxide]

I hope that Grim will not be with us when the recap hits

[thin bobcat]

yup

[quiet abyss]

nothing of value lost

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/sable-animal-crossing-true-morgan-freeman-truth-nuke-gif-14592641501130146737

[quiet abyss]

[green granite]

He was underaged banned because Grim reported him

[oblique belfry]

[teal spade]

I've seen some insane shit posted that never got moderated, I posted some questionable shit and yet... The thing that gets acted on is a out of context message...

[timber oxide]

Shut your bitch ass up

[teal spade]

[craggy oriole]

BRING BACK YOUYOU

[quiet abyss]

no

[hearty wyvern]

What a gonk

[timber oxide]

Go be mr edgelord elsewhere

[sturdy cosmos]

US army ww2 training (colorized)

[cunning reef]

i get harrassed in this discord everyday but someone saying some innocuous bullshit gets banned literally instantly

great platform

[static axle]

Grim you save some faith by muting atro for a month

[slim magnet]

if youyou needed a report then does that mean somebody reported sound

[timber oxide]

Yes

[verbal gate]

Do you get everything back? Does the server recognize the same username and go it's the same guy, give em their perms?

[thin bobcat]

no

[slim magnet]

id is not the same

[thin bobcat]

you don't just get your old discord id back, just the username

[verbal gate]

Copy copy

[cunning reef]

if a discord server auto recognized an account that would be a security issue

[teal spade]

Fuck off, I have a feeling that Blood has me in his sight and is just waiting for confirmation to kill me

[thin bobcat]

i mean paypal does, i have a mate that has his name blacklisted lmao

[oblique belfry]

[thin bobcat]

[verbal gate]

Wait then who the fuck reported me? I ain't that much of a regular in the server

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

[craggy oriole]

Man this shit cheeks

[hearty wyvern]

Fuh

[quiet abyss]

as if youyou is this beloved

[pure compass]

from paypal?

[quiet abyss]

dude was NOT that great

[oblique belfry]

more then you

[static axle]

Youyou always over you

[oblique belfry]

-# jk

[quiet abyss]

he was aight ig

[pure compass]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-thugnificent-riley-huey-freeman-gif-12341878813176299769

[thin bobcat]

2 Ls in a row is a wild sight, yeah

but i don't really care

[oblique belfry]

i like youyou

[thin bobcat]

[oblique belfry]

mans great

[quiet abyss]

nothing, exist, dont like that guy

[craggy oriole]

They laugh when I make risqué jokes and doesn't get horny about them, good user I miss them

[quiet abyss]

its a remnant from when he would annoy the shit out of me ages ago

[cunning reef]

honestly if i was in grims spot id just buy youyou a game on steam

[static axle]

Youyou didnt beg for games unlike some

[thin bobcat]

yeah, paypal is a wild platform in general

[quiet abyss]

so yeah

[cunning reef]

cus id feel bad

[pure compass]

he was a fella instead of a pal

[quiet abyss]

i mean now its ok

[thin bobcat]

has security issues that are just outlandishly retarded

[cunning reef]

x)

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

Youyou asked if he could get a code

[oblique belfry]

wait u talking about me or someone else

[quiet abyss]

lmao

and id do it again mf

[static axle]

Like a true gentleman

[oblique belfry]

nvm

[static axle]

No im talking about atros poor ass

[quiet abyss]

i would indeed beg for games like a beggar in the streets

[teal spade]

How much is "My Girlfriend Protogen "?

[oblique belfry]

more poor then me ??????

[verbal gate]

Also weirdly keeps applying the global transaction to my transactions when I only do it within SEA 😂

[oblique belfry]

unheard of

[static axle]

Apparently

Hecking beggers

[cunning reef]

for youyou? i think he would prefer the hitler dating game

[thin bobcat]

had an issue where my payment was locked to usd, which meant i couldn't send euro without conversion fee, had to call up the support for that one

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile youyou and me gave each other the metro exodus

[thin bobcat]

got a 15€ giftcard for it

[quiet abyss]

no, its just that if i can get free things, theres no better price than free

so free is free

[teal spade]

Exactly why I wouldn't gift him that

[thin bobcat]

gotta keep that account alive, it's warmed up and has no limits

[oblique belfry]

brother i have the exact same thought but i dont beg

[verbal gate]

Is that a new term for a reacharound

[quiet abyss]

any amount of bad will against me is worth it for some free shit

[quiet abyss]

skill issue

get your begging up

[static axle]

Anyways work done, time to go home

[quiet abyss]

not your honor

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-11954040389595096870

[pure compass]

No it's running a train

[oblique belfry]

gamba ?

[static axle]

Cant gift youyou so no

[verbal gate]

They said they gave each other the metro exodus, so its a two person activity

[static axle]

Maybe 1 idk

[verbal gate]

Trains require more

[static axle]

Well see

[oblique belfry]

today is a sad day

[teal spade]

Go on, say that you're underage. I'll buy you the furry protogen dating game

[static axle]

[cunning reef]

meds done, time to sleep

[quiet abyss]

yeah so basically i get banned for nothing

[oblique belfry]

on a serious note i was kidding

[quiet abyss]

nuh uh

[oblique belfry]

you dont have to do it

[craggy oriole]

Why beg for a game when you can ruin an employed person's life and rewrite their neuropathways into being unable to live without you

[pure compass]

grim, you will have to buy him hentai hitler

[oblique belfry]

give him a warhammer game

[quiet abyss]

get the fuck out

[timber oxide]

I just turned off my PC, can we do it tomorrow

[pliant chasm]

@teal spade go fuck yourself you unfunny furry degen

[cunning reef]

thats what its called

hentai hitler

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-wag-no-no-no-gif-27552536

Piss role coercing someone to lie about their age?

[oblique belfry]

HE IS BAAAACK

[teal spade]

There is that horrible mobile port one that noone liked....

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

MANS MAN

[slim magnet]

that's a crazy thing to say in a bubble

[quiet abyss]

[pliant chasm]

thanks for the ammo

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

[teal spade]

Love ya too bud

[verbal gate]

Piss role coercing someone to lie about their age, can't make this up

[thin bobcat]

welcome back

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ

[verbal gate]

Poop role already?

[thin bobcat]

was about to abuse my permissions to bypass the automod filter

[oblique belfry]

grim pay for his medical bills

[craggy oriole]

Looks reportable...

[quiet abyss]

im saving that message and im gonna post that in your direction randomly now

its a new reaction image

[pliant chasm]

thanks

[oblique belfry]

its the least you can do for him

after shooting his ass

[timber oxide]

Bro this pfp is crazy

[pliant chasm]

fuck it

[oblique belfry]

bajing

[craggy oriole]

WHAT IS YOUR PFP

[teal spade]

Which one?

[pure compass]

a lot going on here

[pliant chasm]

here's a better look

[oblique belfry]

[teal spade]

[verbal gate]

Chad Aryan Xi Jinping with an Chinese Jewish flag

[quiet abyss]

i mean, you are a walking gold mine for shitty quotes

[timber oxide]

[quiet abyss]

[cunning reef]

how is this screenshotted so many times already it looked deepfried

[oblique belfry]

brb

[pliant chasm]

idc about the account but i lost all my gifs

[teal spade]

Funny thing is... I'm not getting banned for it, but if someone were to say their age...

[oblique belfry]

gonna report his pfp

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

but unlike grim

[thin bobcat]

aryan xin peng horowitz

[oblique belfry]

i wont actually press the fucking "send report" button

[quiet abyss]

its the first screenshot...

[oblique belfry]

and just say "i sent"

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna report doge for being Turkish

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

i saved this from momo

when momo sc it

[teal spade]

I have been told that

[quiet abyss]

but yeah imma compress it 2-3 more times

just to make that image worse

[craggy oriole]

incomprehensible, have a nice day

[oblique belfry]

inb4 they ban my ass because discord is still banned in turkey

[verbal gate]

Excuse me, would I get in trouble if I manage to entrap Grim to say something close to what youyou has said

[teal spade]

@quiet abyss you need to send ne my best ones

[timber oxide]

Don't worry, I won't do that

[oblique belfry]

unlike some

[teal spade]

Go for it

[timber oxide]

Grim would

[thin bobcat]

grim is now open for a free 4 all, outlawed until someone got him back

[pliant chasm]

no

im already combing through

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/john-wick-ian-mc-shane-winston-banned-ex-communicado-gif-17410431

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/the-purge-smoking-gif-5636186

[quiet abyss]

compressed it once or twice

i love deepfried shit

[teal spade]

[timber oxide]

Grim, count your days

[oblique belfry]

GRIMANIMA EXCOMMUNICADO IN EFFECT 20 MINUTES

[teal spade]

I can't count past 1

[thin bobcat]

anyways, this has probably been the stupidest shit i have seen the past 3 days and i have access to tarkov vc

[craggy oriole]

do you hate yourself???

[teal spade]

You're welcome

[green granite]

Some get grim

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

content for the recap ✍️

[quiet abyss]

this time, im surely going to be featured

[hearty wyvern]

Yes

[green granite]

@oblique belfry ya kno

[timber oxide]

Youyou will forever remain in my friends list

[teal spade]

I aim to please the crowd. Send my Oscar to the usual address

[quiet abyss]

[green granite]

This situation is very Grim

[oblique belfry]

i didnt even think of adding him on steam surprisingly which is odd

[thin bobcat]

it's alright if artyom and xal aren't roleplaying as a closeted couple

[oblique belfry]

until he sent me the friend acc

i knew the moment he sent me the friend acc

he was gone in discord

[teal spade]

Thanks, I know I do