#╟❓general-offtopic
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a lot of people told me bikes felt better but they were infinitely worse
the car you start with in the nomad start is really good
but i want the cooler cars
I liked the high end cars
why is nomad start so much cooler than the other two
i picked nomad first and i was like woaaaaaaah wonder what the other two are like
Also i totally didn't go through 200 stimpacks throughout OWB because of the stealth suit constantly spamming heals
the stealth suit loves you
gang one is eh its ok but the corp one is kind of bad
fucking hate when rpgs have a predifined character cough fo4 cough
yeah......
and insult to injury - i think i sold all my sierra madre chips, so i can't spam stimpacks with the exchanger thingy

unless there's more than one snowglobe there
it really does.......
did you get the recipe to make some
christine give it to you if you pass some checks
i think you need int and per
I thought V was a fantastic character tho
yea but i don't like customizable characters that are predifined
You need to try the game post dlc fr
might sound crazy but it's the main reason i didn't want to play mass effect
if int was required i probably missed it
thats not crazy
I like mass effect until I get bored
always thought you play as default shepherd
and im a fan of silent protags in rpgs
case and point bg3 where everyone is fucking british
lmao
love my half orc barbarian speaking like a fucking 1850 snob
i grew up on fallout and hl2 so rpg character with no va is my preferred
not that hl2 is an rpg but it just normalized the silence more
chipped up
also playing fo4
legit can't be intimidating with that voice
he sounds like a goody 2 shoes
i just no like fo4
all of it, gunplay is cool the graphics update is neat too i guess but its just so weirdly written
Anyway edgerunners is a 10/10
i dont even agree that its poorly written its just so contrived and video games
the dialogue ui is atrocious
the settlements system should've been a secondary gamemode
it's a shit vessel then
me going for what i thought was the silly billy snark option and i tell a guy to kill himself in a lake
Yes
Yes (sarcasm)
Threatening yes
No (but actually yes)
Oh
that's a seperate thing
I forgot trade
im talking about the ui
where it shows up when you point at an npc
feels so fucking jank trying to talk to a moving npc
How is my dialogue heavy game gonna give me 4 one word options for what Imma say
i forget are pants and shirts seperate in fo4
No
@celest plank s6 ep5
whats the point of that gaudy fucking armor systemmmmm
It's underwear arms legs helmet chest or all rolled in one
let me make outfits and stuff like oblivion
alrighty
so head chest legs feet and hands
added a way to wear 30 kinds of codpiece but you cant wear jeans and a jacket
also modding guns is weird
since if i mod a weapon then find a better one
it's just a waste of adhesive since scrapping a modded gun doesn't give you back some of the mats
Give me Morrowind armor
What you do is put shit mods on to get good mods off to put on your gun
when i was a wee lad on ps4 i shoved a shit ton of mods into my game without thinking and i remember having a mod that just (unlocked) modding for guns
so queue 13 year old me with a minigun that shoots mini nukes
can you get mods off of guns ?
i dont believe so?
yeah
Yeah say a gun has a scope you want, just put iron sights on it and the scope will be in your inventory
Morrowind armor system is best armor system made by Bethesda
@frank hearth @carmine laurel @left mantle got the clip 
the for fun gamemode where only 1 person gets to have fun when they God roll

dude this was fucking something
My clean pristine USA
You ain’t me old bo’olle of scrumpay
All I see
Is a bunch of information that I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA what its telling me

Morrowind armor goes
Helmet
Pauldron l
Pauldron R
Shirt
Chest plate
Bracer L
Bracer R
Pants
Greaves
Skirt
Boots
Robe over it all

And belt
so it's just like wow
All this can be worn at once
yea
Plus enchantments
All I see is orange circle of public opinion......so....you go girl? 
Crazy amount of shit to wear
Full leather armor and my fully enchanted right sock
also think this is good
That's less than Morrowind
USA starts with really bad inequality, flawed democracy, terrible environmental score
I spent 5 years fixing the fuck out of it
Dunno don't play the game
just me a shoulder spot for armor and im all good
I liked 7d2ds old armor system alot
Damn they really portrayed us well 
Too bad they swapped up
"getomafia" 
I haven't played since 2.0 came out
Got tired of it

hey man it was 2004
I'm playing 2.5 with a buddy rn and it's pretty cool
Are you the retard that left unsealed crocks in the kitchen


I wasn't on yesterday 
I knew it. And you said you be on
Liar
Trust gone
Man I felt like shit coming back from work 
I didn't eat enough

time to get rekt because I wanna tag shredders for the trial
5 seconds in and all the shredders are dead
I found so many purple items in the dark big secluded area u spawn in sometimes
hangar or something

next to bastion
well
I got extremely lucky
so I am gonna stop playing arc for the rest of the night lmao
and to balance out my luck with the map, other players and the loot I found...
hell yeah brother
stats matter not when the style is high
(also power armor is just strong no matter what)
i saw that
lmao
600 MB
I saw that too
bro slapped charlie kirk on his deadlock banner
but then there is stronger power armor
(what I really dislike about the power armor in 4 is their durability)
me fighting to the top of the tower for x-01 only to realize im not at the required level
i just found this one and used it for the quest

mine is better
dont you pOINT at me
i like and don't like power armor in 4
it's cool as hell
but it feels too op
sire christmas was a month ago
YOSHI STOLE THE UPDATE LIKE THE GRINCH
only way to balance it is the limited core duration but that also feels like shit
methinks the first power armor you get during the mq should break down after deathclaw

gotta edit that to make yet another hitler cat meme
Mine did. 
where would you put hitler here
deathclaw scratched me one too many times
legendary deathclaw knocks you out
bortherhood or someone comes to the rescue and takes your pa and minigun while you are out
boom intro is fixed
and broke all 4 limbs and the helmet
yes
I meant just swap out that entire text with something else
@celest plank brother vito is gonna start a fucking civil war just because he wants to smash a dick instead of puss
or idk "you think youre hot shit huh, hitler? ILL KILL YOU"
where the fuck did this plotline even come from LMAO
maybe then make pa harder to get and the minigun actually decent
hey im the supplier here
whos your dealer
you answer to me bub
none of your business
I just wanted to make a joke about a german guy using hitler gifs

fair nuff
its the frenchman isnt it?
not answering


I actually think it's kinda neat that this weapon is an "unique" in fo4
idk if it's just a unique version or is it only one
that was fast
two pump chump
they call me the 5 second pounder

good gun
Ambient sounds of the Gomorrah suite level with all the sexual exploits makes me feel sick

idk why but its the second playthrough and vibes remained the same
call me preston garvey cause im a minute man
kill them all
60 minute men
60 minute meeeeeeeeeeeen
but yea, its sickening
do the quest there
ok guys i decided to shave my head and go to paris
you'll see worse shit
🤨
this chump angers me im going to KILL him
Birb... I hate to tell you this, but you can go to paris WHILE having hair
maybe add the picture first next time

nah
bitl
bitl
The parisiens will take his hair
And his soul
Everything is taken
your money or your life
You don't
Be me
Go to a rave party just to dance salsa
It’s all in the hips
Eh he he he he
he gave me his clothes! how nice of him
(i weighed my options and realize i do not have the equipment nor the current skill to SASO so we just gonna silent assassin)
what the fuck
a random squad of enclave attacked me
fucker had power armor and an incinerator
it is
Dragon’s Crown in coop is fucking peak 
I hate creation club
All my homies hate creation club
oof
yes it is
Why aren’t we making such good games anymore
@obsidian sun I have an new issue

what

You like it ? I’m lv93 with my bro 
Currently grinding lv99, then we hop to high tier Labyrinth of Chaos
I didn't play much because we swapped to Dragon Marked for Death
still level 20 something
i had to take a second glance cuz i thought you said dragons dogma
but we'll get back to it soon enough
||low level gooner ||
it's a 2D co-op beat 'em up originally released on the PSP if I'm not mistaken
Well Dragons Dogma is also fucking peak, I made a Modpack for it with a custom mod even

oh dont worry i know what dragons crown is\
Yeah that’s my character
Amazon is just so good

the witch with the BIG TIDDIES
And so fun to play
Can I get, uh
A witch with normal tiddies?
kay
There’s the elf
sry
I'm not sure about this one, boss
wym
Tutorial ends at lv 99
normal tiddies

she jut has a push up
Then you can grind lv255 and really unlock the true power of items with Tower of Mirage affixes

Oh my fucking god the Dwarf is WIDE
Grind enough to be able to do all 9 dungeons in a row in ultimate difficulty
Also a lot of fun to play. He doesn’t scale super well though 🙁
oh grok speaking of dragons dogma i just remembered
has anything changed with that modpack ofyours since last you announced it?
I might actually want to try out this game
He’s super dependant on ToM affixes sadly
Works really well on vita3k
But I cannot recommend enough the PS4 version (DC Pro)
Not sure how well it works on shadps4
I mean, I can try it on actual PS4
Im playing on PS5
If I can find it
This will work great
ok someone sell me on dragons dogma without the story or setting or anything, like what can i get there that i cant in the huge fantasy rpgs
Also, you can play remote with a friend. Works like a charm
whats the elevator pitch
i jumped off a griffin and insta killed another griffin with a fuck ass sword
U can climb on bosses and dismember and skills look fuckin awesome
oh shit grok in offtopic, I can finally ask if he saw this 
Oh I don’t know this no. Although I played tons of GE
What’s this, visual novel ?
fuck this quest dawg these enclave dudes are hunting me down 😭
I haven't played much of DD2 but DD1 was peam
YOU A
RE
OUT OF UNIFORM!!
🤨
Yup, same
i pressed enter too early
got so strong as an archsorcerer that I didn't even need to use spells anymore. The basic charged bolts from the staff did more dps
I wasn't issued one
Climb on cyclop, repeatedly stab his eye. Grabs you and throws you out of a cliff. You die.
YOUUUUU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT MAGGOT?
and I was hotswapping the rusted archistaff to apply Torpor and make enemies slow motion
then swap out for the strongest archistaff to actually do damage
this worked great until dark arisen when enemies immune to torpor started appearing 
ok so lots of grappling with huge shit and getting messed up
that actually sounds awesome
@craggy oriole Fight a griffin and grab him, he flies away to his nest at the other end of the world and you fight him there
Also some enemies (like ogres and cyclops) get """""""""""""EXCITED"""""""""""""""" when they see female characters
I also made a Modpack for Dragons Dogma 2 called Dragons Dogamma

No it's just an art book by Tomomi Kobayashi (better known for work on Romancing SaGa)
Holy shit romancing saga 3 is my favourite JRPG

Climb on dragon and stab him in the anus

without going to seattle??
sold
i'd love to play this if it werent for the fact i dont really wanna make another save
normal jrpg activities
Better wait for bestiary to be completed
okay
They giggle too
(Big mod remaking all monsters moves and adding new variants of bosses with new moves)
ok so you first had my attention
now you have my interest
i dont suppose you have any intention of adding those custom vocations to your modpack?
I'm thinking about replaying DD1 before 2 but it's gonna be time-consuming
"Bestiary overhauls moveset and aggression level during combat of many enemies, while also adding new enemy variants."
Download link: https://www.nexusmods.com/dragonsdogma2/mods/1196
0:00 Intro
0:10 Cyclops
0:48 Minotaur
1:26 Ogre
2:08 Giant Saurian (Variant)
2:26 Griffin
3:00 Chimera
3:40 Knacker Shaman (Variant)
4:08 Phantom & Phantasm
4:27...
Custom vocations are kind of wonky
I prefer the rework of vocations present in dogamma
fair
theres one mod i used for the wayfarer
that just allowed you skilsl for each weapon
instead of just
only 3 for whatever
Made the « ora ora ora ora ora ora » skill actually fun, strong and hard to master
Among other changes
impale move my beloved
thanks todd
very balanced
ok this is cool
thanks for showing
enclave hellfire armor? lmao
Good morning pack mates
since i have that mod that makes shit with PA immune until you break it
and it works for npcs
What
p!who
dunno but the statement is based
I have none
bro seems to have been banned from twitch for "telling spicy jokes" and took a jab at hasan and... other sus content
i dont think hes banned tho?
why tf do u just have this
....

sighhhh
🚬
sotp
but theyre so good to me
man twitch lets people say bad stuff about the jews, anyway come check me out on
checks notes
kick.com...
6/10 bait apology tbh
... I think you missed the fact that it's not an apology at all
also what's wrong with kick with that jew comment
i would just like to apologize for being right about everything
they let shitloads of antisemetic people on kick just they think its cool that palestine blows up so theyre ok
3/10 his xitter is gone now
an angel lost his wings
me after-
... I really wanna send a video but I can't 
actually lets not make that joke here
LOL
either way, how's that a problem if Twitch seems to allow it too 
the gray man was a good movie :)
shutdown all sites and kill every streamer
im just saying kick is worse and that guys just mad
disdcord imm howling at the moon
that he cant get on his primary awful website
and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon
who are these people
idk
small new zealand streamer whos really weird
if you like it then it must be shit
i like you
yea well read my name
Eisenhower
is it really worse than all of this
it's turd vs shit
yes its worse
pretty sure some one just tortured someone to death live
if azu says it's worse I believe her
wishing harm upon political opponants
i bet if i combed that guys stuff hed be talking about running people over with cars
what's stopping you 

let me list the ways
👀
or reasons
i dont wanna spend hours watching this guys stuff im just sick of the crybully shit
can we go back to 2016 and just be like "yeah twitch is full of [slurs] come to kicks its based"
👀
isn't that what he did, with extra words 
The French fella? Jean Pormanove?
liberalslaughterer1488: "hey what the hell guys youre being so violent and scary with your rhetoric can you please tone it down we arent animals here"
think so
im suprised you didnt get nuked by the bot for that silly number
shid..
sighhhh
I've seen a band end because of this
my satire had a clear and defined purpose
It's crazy that I typed his name out correctly
are you... french?
no
fr*nch?

tactical defense is better smh
Wonder if this actually works 
lemme test that out rq
I already spent 5 points in the faster crawling while downed skill, I am going to use the survivor augment
Send proof 
LOL

Chat there's someone selling the collectors edition of Yotei without the game, should I pick it up?


Cause my ass don't got a ps5
Me when the 
How about you get the PS5 without the insides and a game without the game for the complete set
cant believe iedy brainrotted you


wanna hear something really depressing?
You got nothing
proceeded to not get it
So like
Someone from here once gave me a few relics for Silva & Aegis Prime and I got a Primed Disappointment instead
livin the life
Imagine making a prequel anime for your game that just makes everyone sad 
borgar
edgerunners? 
Yeah I watched it earlier today
Hold up imma try it on my drawing

me
I thought knowing the ending would save me
me after borgar
i havent had a burger in so long
watched 15 of em of new gumball season
5 of em had fat jokes
does the writer have a fetish or smth 
lets get burgers at a place with outdoor seating
only if ur paying
i got no money
It's a kid show writer ofc he does
ill give u money to pay for me
smh chilvalry really is dead
when you get off any chance I could snag em my luck ain't been so hot 
ill pour the sodas
at this point its leaning too much on adult life stuff that i think its pg13 or smth
without blood or swearing
and i love it
Man fuck you
ginger ale or dr pepper
Did they do fent
pebber
wouldnt be surprised if they did
Hey, you're fine with getting a game without a game so why not go for a console without a console
dr pebba
fanter 
ROOT BEER YEAH ROOT BEER
Undertale is so overrated
roobeer
good gamu
me when i thought all my fans were homestuck but it turns out theyre undertale
Have you ever considered they were there all along, hibernating
MONSERTTT
I wish more of your fandoms have Undertale fans
i will kill myself
my eyes turn green..
azu face reveal
you look like you have a wolf inside of you
"we sell products and get in fights" 
i have this gif but in much shittier quality
gimme let me trade it out
GORDON YOU FOOL YOU DOOMED US ALL 
Wdym moon gives you cancer 
me punch metal man for money 
is there a lore reason why mann co bots have money inside em btw
you know what other moon gives you cancer? 
what
rher from funger
aids*

moonscortched is literally moon aids
Perkele there just larping being a rher fanatic
lemme do my funny dance before i get my limbs torn off
I don’t know how unpopular that opinion is
Cause it is in fact easier than the first game
being able to sprint away while roaming already gives it away 
also 8 rotations instead of 4

The only harder thing than funger 1 is determining where to fucking go
yeah ngl funger 2's biggest flaw is that
Perkele sataana

the map is so vast and every place looks identical
hey thats me on the screen
your fins are bigger than mine
just 1 more week
im jealous
anyways time to finish ruined king in the meantime
you just need to eat more egg whites and proteins
My bad narttu
ive been trying :<
ill make eggs and sausage

Welcome to finnifh 101
what kind
Damn i became mike tyfon
bro thinks he's himalayan
im doin an elusive target on hitman rn
breakfast sausage
fym cooking im a hunter
You could be hunting beeaars
hunters don't eat raw meat
But no 
Did you know these tribes and what not down under and so on. Well done cook everything
There cant be no gambling on food bacteria or you ded
i dont eat breakfast
well then eat it for lunch
@little depot
NEED
Have you cleaned your room to SP11 cleanliness level
why are you 161 now
cleaned it with a roomba
with a claymore on it
Cause belzona is goat
They make dope videos about repairing
smh two part epoxy propaganda
Thats SP12 cleanliness level. Too clean
not the front towards enemy claymore
But how clean is too clean
the ds2 claymore
Your room is now SSPC5 heightness level
definitely a Milwaukee bucks fan
yinzer by the grace of god
what was that vidoe u sent me yesterday
which one
shop - https://vewn.online
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ty oomfie
nothing fucked up happens its just vaguely scary
floatlands an incredible place isnt it
wtf
a game where i didnt have to pull a guide post story ?
for collectibles ?
unheard of
It is.
holy fuck ive been missing out
🚬
i never want to leave!
last 2
destruction it is
whats the question
well i have the ringing
artillerywoman
thats an insane coincidence then
you probably have a boring name
like amy or kate or something
i do?
you know my names kate!!!!!!
i do?
im gonna do it
do it :3
i was talking about her
the bakery lady
TRUE!
i should make u a nugget next time i play lob corp
ive been waking up like harry du bois for a while
i fucked up a silent assassin after doing so well in it
thats me
Undertale son or Danganronpa daughter?
on my delivery route
i was both
fnaf nonbinary child
ill do my best
this game is a fucking gold mine
well that was piss easy
How about a hexadecimal teen

wh ARE THEY NAKED
well that just took a turn
it just took 1 minute 


a spell i will never use cuz fuck ahri
Delivery girl
I knew you were a furry fucker
man what da hell
??????????
drip
said yasuo
Average persona
@verbal lodge out of curiosity did you ever play poe1's phrecia event the first go around?
illaoi mogs

best character on god
i love illaoi in this game
damage ? check
heal ? check
tank ? check
she can test my worthiness anytime 
bro might be braum
Pass
their bed now

well anyways
thats stealing souls and torture
youre so right
IT DIDNT REMOVE THE DEBUFF 
is it the one with other ascendancy and idols? 
no
They're running a new one so i'm thinkin what I wanna do
btw does it matter to not use bobbleheads when stats are at 10
is 11 that big of a difference
I might do a galvanic/frost arrow build
we fucking love pyke in this household
since you can get some decent builds with surfcaster
mf dealt 60k damage with crit
viego had 150k hp 
final boss btw
even if it was a t3 ultimate
that shit op

man ts so ass
they didn't even account for your character passing speech checks
so characters say information i already knew like it's a big thing
actual retardation
riven
OOOohhhh
Doge's lore game weak
ages ago.

after her written story ?
the one where noxian bounty hunters came to her location in ionia ?
forgot the story's name
its been a while since i checked on her lore
After her confession to yasuo, before the entirety of sentinels of light
That she killed his master
she confessed to him ???
to be specific
ok i need to read her latest lore
Not a love confession, just a confession of guilt

nerd status revoked
he doesnt know
its been ages since i checked on her lore
ALSO BECAUSE THEY DIDNT EVEN FUCKING INCLUDE HER DURING NOXUS SEASON 
she props was still on the run
why would they
yea
latest lore is she's out of noxus aswell
im missing the lore between the bounty hunters coming to him and sentinels of light
all i remember is her being in prison in noxus
and senna / lucian recruiting her
Her battlesisters were tasked to retrieve her
i wanna see ahri in demacia
For the blade mainly
that i know
like ive said
just have a small gap between those events
dont know the confession and why she went to noxus
Literally just fuckin told you.
she went to noxus to get jailed on purpose ?
No.
cuz she confessed her guilt to yasuo ?
...
ah
Ask if she wanted to get jailed on purpose again
like ive said

exiled to brainfart
I should call you a doctor
@teal spade
he has done it again
you are clearly sick
But did she get jailed on purpose? I don’t think I got that
is it gonna do that troupe in games where it puts you right before main quest
46 to 100% 

go fish
poe1 is doing an event with unique subclasses and I am tempted to do an ashe build @oblique belfry
Bow with arrows
Since there's frost arrows, but more importantly there is lightning arrows and there's a node that converts it all to cold
cue that redditor who keeps crying about ashe "having a free rylai's on her kit is bullshit"

ignoring that until she gets items she can't get shit from crits 
combined with poe
did you play ashe during your league session btw taco
Yesh
how was she
I did not know what i was doing

lowk would rather take more dmg
You shoot arrows until you shoot a big arrow that slows enemies and deals bunga damage
which is what happens when she gets items
I was like a 5 year old, trying to complete some theoretical quantum physics question.

i despise her passive as well
mfw 150 movement speed on level 3

slow is probably second worst effect in video games
after blind
or limited visibility
Me getting a giga roll ADC game in aram mayhem 
The enemy teemo 
meanwhile movement speed is the opposite
biggest cockblock NA





