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ghouls are so cancer in this game
they're so jittery
Ooh sly coopah
4 years older
Theres a big difference between 6 and 10
I remember this one well.
true... I played Carmageddon when I was 6

and Doom2
and Alone in the Dark
and Command and Counquer Tiberium
The bragger
He wants a medal or something 
I'll settle for your envy

I played similar games when I was 6
it was peam
having parents who don't try to "forbid" you from watching movies and playing games was peam
Somedays i wish

Mandatory overtime makes me wanna climb into a wood chipper
do it coward
you won't
why do forma take 24 hours
Yeah my parents let me play whatever
grrrr
I live 2 hours away from fargo I'm sure I could find the lady that threw her husband into a wood chipper 
this was my most played
the only time my parents didn't let me play a game is when I bought Postal

My parents didnt care either. Sometimes i would fuck off to the woods to hunt and stuff for all day and they didnt care 
"if he dies he dies"
based
I wasn't allowed to leave a four block area my house was in 🥹
HE DIED?!

Rip zorak
Duck always important

no fair
Them cartridges
What sam does not understand is no one else has immortality
Just sam
Never worked i swear
Sam is immortal
i love this one
I've been around since the big bang and have been wondering why people just stop showing up soetimes???
wym they die?
Its the price of sesbian lex
people die when they are killed
that's the only bang you'll ever get


idk i saw her make several things go boom
cant believe grim doesnt know the big bang wasnt sexual 😔

school has failed you
I'm gonna do it chat
but pornhub picked me up and taught me all I needed to know

thats sad
Pornhub filled in the gaps 
hope you recover 🙏
I refuse to
Man, I used to watch the Discovery channel
Years ago

Recover from what?
holy shit
Saying poenhub taught you shit feels like an admission
Imma cry onto my coursework notes
It was great.
atleast I learned how to spell

Les stroud the goat
so did I... Then it became shit

Who is this Ed Stafford guy
300 dollar game
you write steam reviews?

why are you being mean to me today?
I dunno
I saw it too when you first mentioned it 
feels right
I still have a working copy 
Bear grylls can only dream to be.
He's no les
The question is, what game
Guy who messages me weird stuff phrenology
p!who
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@marsh cargo I just started playing Space Marine 1 and my first thought is that Titus seems to be too nice for a blueberry
what about his son
I like him, but I refuse to make Steve share my brain space with someone else
dude was my childhood
always watched his show
but
hes folloiwing his dad's footsteps
well, I suppose Steve would be disappointed in me if I didn't know about his son
THIS ONES FOR YOU STEVE


openai is also losing money fast
ITS ALSO THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR
say no more

Plankton knows what's up

EA shoud find its grave soon too
they still making characters
They'll just come out with fifa 2026
it's already dead, someone bought it
And be back
I sometimes keep forgetting that this game is still alive
still this porn was made with more love than EA´s games
we got a fencer earlier
That's kind of the point, isn't it
shes cool
@opal star it got "cold" again. Had a few days of nice -3c after the cold -30'ish. Now back to -15
pretty sure the last game made with love in ea was SimCity4

the italian fencer with the snazzy hat
yeg
It got down to -15 a little bit ago but it's still warm AF.
Yes, I know the bar is set very, very low, but you know, if you're already making hentai, the animations look better than the crap EA makes in FIFA, etc. yeah so
You make it sound like hentai was low quality by default
imagine you're moving 13076 images from pc to backup usb and accidentally press replace instead of skip existing
couldnt be me

he clearly never seen anything from Zone

is everyone still talking about looking at porn
Still?
Talking about looking?
porn isn't real please lock in
Bitch I don't talk, I look
No, hentai itself is actually hard work in most cases, drawing it, etc., from a work perspective. But if amateurs can animate it better and you need a 5 million Dollar team, that's pretty sad in comparison, don't you think?
im locked in im retained im conserving life energies
Oh yeah, now I get your point 
hes stimming
I could in theory make some 
that sounds like my car in the morning

Ah yes, a red stag.
He's also got the red rocket out.
only thing i could ever make is some """"abstract""" shit 
Prime wants to kill again i see
Lions, son. Lions.
you animate how Transformers doing it ? ok....
COCK
He's urinating on himself to announce himself.
Red stags and every deer get horny AF during the rut.
This morning, shortly after 5 am, I accidentally ran over Bambi and his father with my train. Unfortunately, it happened, but it made quite a bang at 150 km/h.
he do be bouncing that shit though
https://x.com/sicksadchris/status/2013325136544297165 @upbeat verge
Happens to me all the time. Shit i've even ran over roo's with semi trucks.
I can't believe Discord has hidden this gif...
@sour rivet joined server, went to kitchen.. 12 unsealed crocks of food on shelf.. we aint making through the winter
??
Some highways in the US are like the Highway Of Death
It almost sounds like you guys are playing Zomboid instead
Every highway.
In a way sure
if it was zomboid they wouldnt bring up making it through the winter as if it was something people did in that game
It's not that hard
In Florida you can have macaws hit your fucking windshield going 10 mph.
I still haven't died in Zomboid
yeah its not that hard to live
Yeah, it's just a pain when you always have to report it to the dispatcher and he always says, "Yeah, it's something technical like loss of power, oil temperature, fuel loss? Nope? Yeah, you can keep going, I'll send someone out."
Just find a goal
kill every zombie in lousiville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always start a run with the ultimate goal of killing all zombies
I pump up the zombie population to 400% but make them not respawn
Shit, i don't. 
I should switch the server to host project zomboid (idk when the mp patch comes out)
THATS WHAT EVERYONE DOES
Yeah and it's fun
Gather shit, kill zombos, build base, repeat
Go drunk driving
Fish
Try not to freeze to death during winter
The usual
rlm stays winning
It's just incredibly shitty when you hit a cow at 80 km/h and then know, yeah, it's going to be a long day because you have to take the box to the repair shop.
Open town hall, dude rans in past me as I fight tick, runs up stairs to start looting, I dome him when he searched table, calls me pussy 
Buddy, this was my key and my goop 
some guy tried looting a room I unlocked
I even slapped a door blocker on it and he breached it
I didn't have blocker or mines and he was just behind me as I opened it
oh god they still didn't fix arc raiders not starting up after every update
Dude just beelined there

I use this gif!
Bro is wide
What was newest build for pz? 42?
In a good way
waiiit
please assume the position
i dont know the context but I'm assuming... zomboid?
Russia
Yeah, Zomboid
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of B42
going to zomboid reddit and typing this is how i died and pressing post
If I said that this is how I died it would be a lie cause I didn't die
i don't play but what happened
BR-218 my beloved
I didn't even die in the tutorial cause I simply didn't do it 

I don't like it, simple as
just boil water
and move thousands of tons
B42 added fishing?
@nocturne aurora Who the fuck is this uncultured fuck calling the fisto meme "uncultured"
Fuck you Matt. You suck
bro did nt read patch notes
I dunno I had it in B41 so I guess it was modded
respawning mininukes though?
I don't care about the patch notes, Birb
@sour rivet should we pz after vs is dead
bro the meme is peak so he can go break his pinky on an door at 2am
I won't read them
oh yeah, thats a :3
bunch of ammo and other shit too
Ai is gettin frkn outta hand https://suno.com/s/gVOrXiwdjlle5bo1
i wanted to do mininuke runs in 3 and nv
but the ammo anxiety for that shit is so real
get thine slop out of here
Offtopic PZ will be worse than playing tarkov
You wont. I knew it. Doomed to play Solo

onion pot
Birb don't let him guilt trip you into playing, just ignore
People = self-loading hazardous goods
Its fine. I'll go freeze alone with a zombie biting my leg
fried onion
Finally

I fucking hate onion
And here I thought you're an ogre
usual L take
hating onion is crazy
Crazy?
this black pepper too spicy ass take
they should have kept you there
k

Ha, no
nah you edited that shit
40€ are they completely retarded?
Yes
my guy, the only thing I can eddit is shitty memes
it's legit

Waiter! More slop please!
Look, I am usually the kinda person that gives a game a chance before writing it off as shit, even if the trailer is already boring as hell but 40€ is crazy work
Flopslop
nooo... it took me 4h to me the last one
I can't use hotsauce i'ma use ketchup ass take
I love Roblox development art
make several quests where you follow npcs
make said npc paths extra retarded
i love following an npc that just runs into walls
Did I hear that? 🤨
Audio is from a conversation between Moistcr1tikal and Codemiko
Art by Swirldo101
#art #fanart #animation
59.99 for deluxe too

I don't want to see frames with eyes ever again
"you call that hot? THIS is real hotsauce" daughter or nutmeg is too spicy son
Nonbinary child that breaks out into hives near pepper
named endtable
i was going to say lamp but then i remembered i knew a lamp, then i was gonna say sock but ive known of two
okay i'm popping a sleeping pill now

drug
does anyone here do miniatures like 40k?



goodnite!!
You mean is developing it? Bungie

Published*
Publishing probably Bungie as well
Huh
Of course you don´t get the fucking game with the overpriced here is a bunch of bullshit collection
with game code it costs 40 extra
stonetoss flashbang
theres 2 versions
one wit hgame one without
sam should i try to silent assassin no suit all of hitman
Bongie yeah
yeah kill only the targets and never get seen
limbo prim
"no game code" 
why not have the 170$ fucking edition include the game

Bl4 be like
I mean if you get the base game some other way and later on want the collectors stuff then you can get the no game version for cheaper
Still more than what resi 9 is getting
You kill everyone with your natural dagger
constant capcom L
sorry you get statue at the end of the year
a statue? wait til fall for some low quality garbo
60 dollar difference
they could just buy the 170$ gameless collector edition
and then the 40$ standard game
So they want 60 more for them including the game?
and grace
rare helper sighting that isn't grim anima
capcom when new dead rising
Are you certain it's 40$ in the US as well and not 60$? Grim posted it with €
i mean theres screw

its 40 in us
didn't the og leon jacket and dante coat cost like a fuckton too
well no. dunno if sam's screenshot is USD or AUD
barely counts as a helper
What's even the POINT of releasing a COLLECTORS EDITION of a GAME without a GAME
unlimited no games but no game
for collectors instead of gamers
next question
The top part says "I'm from bloodbrone"
The bottom part says "lets to the samba"
btw I personally know people who buy games and never play them. They just like to have the game box in their shelf
HELPERS CAN DO TEMP ROLES?!
the cover art tends to be nice
retard who exiled azu to brainfart
yeah idk what the thought process about the game price being higher is
are you demented
like what
Try it yourself for 24H
@obsidian sun has been granted the <@&949178596856070144> role for 10 seconds.

crackdown 2 cover art my beloved
I mean, I have a collectors edition of a game that is f2p 
Its the deluxe version in the collector
very funny
Yee
getting more money off of lazy people?
it indeed was
I did it manually
now do it for 24h

no the bundle feature the deluxe edition which is 60
so the price is right
@thin bobcat you're my witness for this
i spend 100€ on RE9 Requiem Steelbook Deluxe edition and i hate myself
YOUYOU NOT ME
which game 
@pallid sapphire has been granted the <@&949178596856070144> role for 1 day.
humiliation fetish

release him
deserved for buying that
Real
So if you click on my profile, yeah, and check the favorite game, yeah

the closest resi 9 got to a collectors edition is the japanese exclusive version which is just... so shit
yeah man an acrylic standee
wow
fucking stellar
heehoo
wait what why did you put azu in brainfart
Stellar? Stellar blade
thats actually criminal

Hmm 
it's honkai goon rail
You were given the permission to add roles to mute people if none of the mods are online or to temporarily mute them to prevent further spam, not to meme around
That's where azu belongs
capcom you make so much money how are you not making collectors editions but collabing with porsche and Hammilton
That shit gets added to the audit log
discord W censoring that shit
too expensive
or somth
Go fuck yourself youyou
idk im not a higher-up
DEMOTE
AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
With a moby huge
And this how it gets removed

No lube
wait is that just a cutout of whatsherface?
not an actual statue
ccp agent
or figure
yeahg
Not the moby
oh ym god the intrusive thoughts are getting worse
was that @ me?
You know the funny thing about gacha slop is that it's better to play chinese stuff because they rip you off less
its like a plastic cardboard cutout
im going to say something everyone regrets
China w?
pachinko is where real gaming is at
u shoulda seen the pachinkos
literally full all the time
plinko?
and teens inside aswell
PLINKO 
Now my Audit is tainted again 
metal gear pachinko
I had to check

Well, since you like the muted role so much, choose a number between 1 to 5
ever played a game like this but with obama or george bush
some legislation got passed in my hometown
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Peak dropped again

when i went back they had video gaming everywhere in everything
every gas station had a slots section
A quick comparison between all the japanese slop I played and all the chinese slop I played is that the japanese slop doesn't have all the features that make the chinese slop at least feel fair

hmm... I'll go with the amount of braincells I have
1
1 year it is
Yes the moby
Cant we just mute YouYou again and all is good ? and give me Legend Rank ?
So japanese slop robs you and chinese slop robs you less?
Why would you mute our dear friend?
Fun.
packmates together strong
Its called griefing
Throwing rocks at Sab and Cup is fun
yes, they haven't made the statues yet they'll be coming out in "fall"
for some reason
This is bullying 

Ape stronk
Gets boring,also i didnt annoy Sab with another ugly ass bathroom
Japanese slop straight up robs you and gives you nothing
Chinese slop robs you but at least keeps a track of how many times it robbed you so that eventually it comes up to you and instead of robbing you it gives you a free meal ticket at your favorite burger joint
@real aspen hows it i forget bathroom posting for you 

W chinese
at least the japanese are honest about it

when you want your friends to be happy but you want to kill yourself with urban infrastructure
just girly things
Dont be a pussy and drag others into it

TRUE
im not going out 0/1/0
my eyes and eyelids and eyebrows feel tired
the rest of me does not
what the fuck kind of sleeping pill was that
So your face is tired
headeyes pill
Certified
moment
You get mass effect
i got P! exploded
effected ?
that looks like a :strokege: to me
tf
Vro you are on your phone or puter, of course the pill tries it's best
More like p! stroke
Godwins law
i'm listening to whale noises
oOooOOuuUUUOooOooo
Clsoe the blue light givers, then the pill may kick in sooner silly
I've got my blue light glasses on dw
Sam, that's a homeless person being hurt, go call the police to beat them up
it takes 30 mins
legendary video
i have another
everyone watch that video
The Crack Ken ?
When the when pill the when the wh.... 
hit 'em with the sonic blast
YOU STULL YHAVE IT
your spells are too strong
cant believe its a year old
@opal star
@frozen void

get over here and goon
fat fuck
I keep screenshots of many things
i need more people cuz most of it is just sam
everytime this chat gets into "that mood" im glad im functioning most of the time 
why are you more easier to screen out of context
a legitimate HL OpFor reference? for real? 
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yep,they did it
dude has at least an mission
oh wait that's actually the name of a level in the original
thought it was from opposing force
fym "this chat" it's 3 people at most
oh with Opfor i thought you mean as real opposing force and not the game
as in the Soldiers
oh 

nah for a moment I thought it was a reference to the expansion
No just a general HL3 reference i guess
no HL3 cause they killed him xD
'forget about hl3'
Wind is back

I just keep writing stuff and then deleting it
and i thought dick inspection in SS13 is normal
Or getting your ass cheeks blown off
your kit better be in order marine
Last time i played CM i thought those guys had actual sticks up their asses
its pretty bad
oh yeah being bad on purpose will make the topfraggers hate you
dunno who this guy is but I like him already
@thick plover
like actually hate you
they didnt save me when i got dragged to get face huggered
thats just fear roleplay (average cm player is chatbot level intelligence)
dies four feet from cades
Fear of Mpreg 🫃
i dunno, some of them mfs in that server.....
i dunno if id call it fear
The critically aclaimed
PAXTON FETTEL?!
holy fear
That place aint upto SP11 Cleanliness Level
@sour rivet
true

i was giving sigma male tips...
you deserve each and every single one of these banns
I mean... deserved tbh
They really take a lot of shit and dont ban you permanently
you're fucking deranged

ok that made me laugh because its random af
look ok they give as good as they got
i was just always the one that got hit with the stick
Hate you should bring this place to SP11 cleaniness level
I wonder why
Hallo Süßer
GEE I WONDER WHY
Kussie aufs Nussie
I don't know man
who's everyone
ok so why dont you have screeenshots of that
I think you should get banned there and here 
because everyone was there
youd be sad if i was gone

Laff, why are you flirting with a man?
Cause i can
You are literally married to a woman 
is he
youd miss me.....
Woman has Man in the word
How do we know for sure 
brother you have no idea
Last time i checked she didnt transition xD
Wild to assume
chekc again
no.
in 12 minutes
Am i cooked
ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?
magical language nobody can read
Just let it go
We are DONE
Obviously NOT
I THOUGHT YOU SAID NO MORE SIDE HOES
nah
I got you flowers for valentines day and you do me like this
😭
we are done
I am straight
Did you,i didnt get some ?
im superstraight
You dont even know when our anniversary is
You dont give a FUCK about me
So straight your gey again

Weird way to spell retard but okay
28.2.2020
no
we married on 18.9.2025
01.09.1939
why is everyone so mean to me.....
Pulled out a random ass date 
Straight into territory
I itch to call you a slur
crack hoe
If you assume so,thats actualy the day i got together with my wife
thats not a slur its just rude
Proof or it didn't happen

laff needs to send me a pic of his nuts to prove he is a male

here comes a picture of almonds
Remember to ping everyone
post the jungle pube girl too
i aint bluffing bitch
noballs
told you
i dont like almonds
now i know youre lying
i will shove them up your small marine throat cause a face hugger cant enter it
pause
you really are a cm player
What a weird little creature @snow tree @copper vapor
looks at you like this
OFLIN IS ONLIN
Good Night Chat
Joever
@left mantle @frank hearth
oh my fucking god
i was so fucking busted
that i tanked 5 STACK DARI ULT
TWICE
holy damage
i think this must have been the most lifesteal i had
in ANY game

ill take a clip brb
there's a "shorty" in there somewhere
and bro got 100% ghosted
enemy armor i loot is weightless
What a silly guy 
damn thanks todd i guess
Don't thank him, he grows stronger and stronger for TES 6
For the 0.1% that actually care about someone's New Vegas failures:
Order of DLC completion: Honest Hearts, Lonesome Road, Dead Money, Old World Blues
Tierlist best to worst imo: Honest Hearts, Dead Money, Old World Blues, Lonesome Road
Decision making:
Honest Hearts - sided with Joshua Graham throughout
Dead Money - every companion saved, Dog is no more, left with a few gold bars 
Old World Blues - didn't kill anyone, Doctor Zero got his name right (i'm amazed at how good buffs are, i literally passed a 9 Int check as a naturally Int 1 character)
Lonesome Road - Ulysses alive, ED-E rescued, Caesar's Legion nuked 

Now i can do main story and side with the NCR this time
why u doxing me like that
that box has personality

Cause you peed on the carpet
wtf even is this


Some sort of water creature
Maybe baby oxlelot
Or what ever the fuck
BASED
SO FUCKING ZASED
i debated between OWB as last spot and LR on third but i enjoyed Old World Blues more tbh
well.. at first it was boring, then it kinda got fun
Dont know what they saying but still
i like owb
but it has too much fucking dialogue
Why is bro built like randomizer in a rpg
i was only looking for speech checks and didn't care to pay attention to the rest as much as i did in the previous dlcs
i tend to kill the think tank
Lobotomite

i hate cyberpunk because it was almost really really good
if it was just mediocre id be like sick game
its like rdr2 where you can feel the stuff they werent able to develop
and nv to a degree
No I hate it because it is really really really really good
And the anime despite me knowing it's ending has me in tears now
i think rdr was better
yeah im not gonna be able to watch that stuff
the hype got to cyberpunk
rdr2 was better but god
guarma genuinely made me feel phantom pain for stuff i never had
Rdr2 seems so overhyped imo
i mean they were basically using you throughout so i don't blame ya
i looked it up later and it was like "guarma got hit the worst by the cuts"
its not overhyped tbh
and they are horrible
its hype is in line with its quality
they kidnap people for experiments and made cazadors
think tank are evil pieces of shit but theyre so cute i just cant hurt em
you are insane
did they make cazadors?
well F9 it is
Cyberpunk is my favorite narrative of a game ever released
fuck cazadores, i fucking hate them
yeah no cyberpunk promised so much lmfao
that awesome ass hacking minigame where you plug in the back of the guys skull
we have all this llm bullshit and nobody uses it for stuff thatd actually be interesting
ai cock and ball torture robots but video game ai still is fucking stupid
i think theyre afraid to make gamers play a shooter where the bad guys use tactics and cover effectively
last thing we need is another excuse to use llms for games
we had good ai way before ts
and were just like woah cool video game stuff!!
When was the last time you guys played cyberpunk 😂
cool ai improvements
maybe games with procgen being better
nope we actually designed this character with chatgpt
last year
we wrote the story with chatgpt
more than a year but still
Before or after the dlc
Ugleh
Huh near
still havent played the dlc
i dont think i even own it
I thought post dlc release it really really made the game shine hard
You're both missing the best content
idc really if the base game is still lacking in some aspects
that makes the dlc feel worse imo
Like what
the ai like i said
I bought it last year with the dlc
Got bored after like 15 hours
also we were promised megacrowds
Fair enough
although from what i saw they did add a patch for cars or something after i stopped
its ok
i hated it
A few yeah


I got two weeks of this left









