╟❓general-offtopic

[copper vapor]

little girl is about to get more enlightened than you ever could

[oblique belfry]

i need that save spot before a boss

[left mantle]

Btw doge I sit here waiting for SC mentions like this:

[oblique belfry]

sorry girl

[left mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1121996822307672179/1373471009705037824/StarCitizenTheIdrisIsHereX2OFObiypT4-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[oblique belfry]

sleeper agent

[obsidian sun]

wazzup beijing

[craggy oriole]

Ni hao

[copper vapor]

casual racism

[obsidian sun]

got me some wafer rolls

[worn echo]

hammer shot would be so fucking goated if we just had a single extra mod slot

[carmine laurel]

If only turning your engines off actually did anything on a ship that large

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

what game

[worn echo]

wf

[oblique belfry]

how many wf players are there here

wtf

[timber oxide]

Enough

[copper vapor]

'bout tree fiddy

[timber oxide]

Become one

[proven tundra]

Like 9

[left mantle]

hence the implication it's in an EM storm during the ad IIRC

[restive bear]

I play wf too

[left mantle]

I wouldn't be shocked if Odin's fucking electric shit would be perfect to hide a capital in

[carmine laurel]

Mhm, and we do already have fighter sized dead zones

[static axle]

doge cant run it

[left mantle]

I'd love for that part of Odin to be a blind spot radar wise while you're in it

[copper vapor]

WF isn't that demanding iirc

[left mantle]

It really isn't all that demanding

[sour rivet]

its very well optimized

[proven tundra]

I'm pretty sure I played it when my computer was worse than doge's

[upbeat verge]

ever seen a bmw hearse?
No? its because the dead can't push

[proven tundra]

But that was a long time ago

[static axle]

the joke ---

ya'l-----

[upbeat verge]

ongod chat

gotta be real with u

her ass is a whole dumptruck

[sour rivet]

the joke fails when doge can actually run it

[upbeat verge]

its olympic levels of ass

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrUde1RDyM4

@frank hearth game is out of EA ?

[upbeat verge]

ongod I love me a chubby bitch
@sour rivet @static axle

[craggy oriole]

Need to chew these in the rain with an unstable sapphic

[static axle]

just make sure she aint close with her ex

[oblique belfry]

oh

[upbeat verge]

afaik shes not

[sour rivet]

the player base will be in the hundreds

and remain there

[oblique belfry]

yep

[static axle]

tens cause week launch

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

my bet is on max 10k players on launch week

[sour rivet]

no its just fighters are niche

[oblique belfry]

then 1k or even below that

after few months

[sour rivet]

and the average lol player cant comprehgend it

hgernd

hrk

[oblique belfry]

thats why they are trying their hardest to milk arcane fandom

[copper vapor]

you're being too generous
it's a fighting game

[oblique belfry]

literally added almost everyone from arcane

[sour rivet]

theres that mmo they're making

[oblique belfry]

AAAAAAAAAAA

WHICH WAS SCRAPPED AND IS BEING REMADE

SINCE 2024

it was being in the works since 2021

but they started over in 2024

from 0

[sour rivet]

i saw a hiring post earlier

[oblique belfry]

smth smth "it was smth out of our vision "

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

they were making a league mmo?

was it called

league of legends?

[left mantle]

@proven tundra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU48ouWNr8E

[static axle]

legends of league

league of dungeons

[oblique belfry]

yeah here

[copper vapor]

world of league

[static axle]

i was gonna

[oblique belfry]

legends of legends

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

league league

[left mantle]

Get a load of this!

[static axle]

give my braincells back mbo

[proven tundra]

World of League of Legends Craft

[copper vapor]

haha incoming MMO with some "unique gameplay" gimmick that no one will play for more than a month

[timid hollow]

the current version, yes

[copper vapor]

my bet is it'll be like New World

[timid hollow]

concepts were already made in 2016/17

and some early versions

they basically restarted 3 times iirc

[ripe wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-wake-them-up-gif-13533414526093037595

[oblique belfry]

i get that innovation is important for a new game

[copper vapor]

funny how we shit on this kinda thing but unfortunately that's the reality
"new" things don't thrive

[oblique belfry]

but like what the fuck can you do as "new"

in mmos

[static axle]

league player going from crying teamplayer threw match to party member threw the raid (it was always them throwing)

[oblique belfry]

to scrap the whole project

and restart

[copper vapor]

depends on what the initial design was

they never said what it was

[oblique belfry]

yea

[copper vapor]

could've been generic tab-targeting WoW clone

could've been an "action mmo" like tera/rift/guild wars

[ripe wyvern]

Gifs on dc are the cream of the crop cringe, truely fascinating.

[static axle]

"we made a new type of game" inb4 its a copy of somethign already out or its the hero shooter from game awards type shit

[copper vapor]

it would be cool if they actually had the balls to make a more classic MMO

since those are rare nowadays

[ripe wyvern]

Wdym more classic

[proven tundra]

I'd settle for them making a good game

Those are rare enough

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/john-jonah-jameson-lol-1

[ripe wyvern]

More clickety click?

[carmine laurel]

Play ashes of creation.

[copper vapor]

are you being cheeky or are you giving me a legitimate recommendation
I am confuse

[carmine laurel]

All the money in the world and they managed to make a wow clone that looks worse than og wow

[static axle]

aint that the pirate software crying game

[copper vapor]

phew he's being cheeky

[copper vapor]

yea

[carmine laurel]

I would never recc it for real

[celest plank]

I was deciding whether to watch something from Scorsese or Nolan

I ended up doing Coppola

[static axle]

never know about you

[celest plank]

Godfather trilogy rewatch nr. 92832 we go

[craggy oriole]

More like asses of creation

[celest plank]

[ripe wyvern]

Tbh I just want more RPG in my MMOs. That's what I'm missing the most, immersion. Not fuckin SpongeBob skins and fahh.

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/too-much-alarm-sound-the-gif-24675087

[left mantle]

Only one good thing came out of ashes of creation

[static axle]

god dauym

[left mantle]

[ripe wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/erpeg-na-plerach-fail-rpg-pierogiaio-epic-fail-gif-17422099

[carmine laurel]

[static axle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_dss7ILC4I @snow tree lord have mercy

[arctic flicker]

Some real dogass trial rewards

[upbeat verge]

BIG COUNTRY BOYYY

[worn echo]

guild wars 2 is right there anyway

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/army-fails-colombia-army-granar-granada-gif-20867174

[snow tree]

Bro surveilance gives me better drops than control tower

[snow tree]

Great lord in heaven above....

[arctic flicker]

dam staff room also drops good stuff

[left mantle]

That can't be real, cowboys don't know how to cook they're american

[snow tree]

Those two were amazing on Dam for me

[verbal gate]

cowboys don't know how to cook, all they know is to make fun of a dude for his sauce being from New York

[copper vapor]

yea the rng with key rooms is absolute glorpshit

[left mantle]

insert blazing saddles beans scene

[copper vapor]

[snow tree]

Yeee best loot I found was Com tower on Gate, surveilance and staff on Dam, trench towers

Like

[obsidian sun]

what did todd mean by this

[verbal gate]

https://youtu.be/vbp9UrwC-mI?si=Q_qPdXq3GEm58Xbs

[left mantle]

I am aware of what you were referencing

I was making another joke

[copper vapor]

best sidequest in the game

[obsidian sun]

it was kinda annoying ngl

[carmine laurel]

Unironicaly one of the most fallout moments to ever fallout

[obsidian sun]

hey get me this
hey go get this
hey we need this

[copper vapor]

involves too much running around but I just love the USS Constitution and her crew

[obsidian sun]

same

i got a canon too

so it's worth it

[copper vapor]

ngl I wish they added shredders to other maps

[snow tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1461795255312584717/speranza-animated-cover-pixelframe.gif

[copper vapor]

also since I'm having weird takes

here's one

[arctic flicker]

We need more arc fear

[copper vapor]

minor + major map events simultaneously
for example matriarch + night raid

[carmine laurel]

Game is madge I'm taking a break from it lol

[snow tree]

Make the arcs be able to breach buildings

[worn echo]

I think they should make arc actively hunt you

like in generation zero

[arctic flicker]

I want more arcs and miyazakis toxic swamp event

[left mantle]

@oblique belfry A qiyana player telling me their champ is one of the hardest in the game saul goodman talking meme

Me knowing that's a flat out fuckin lie:

[worn echo]

imagine having a runner type arc stalk you down

[snow tree]

8 Tempest

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

dunno if that's a good idea because players would just use that to 3rd party other players

[oblique belfry]

least smart qiyana player

[worn echo]

good

now we BOTH fucked

[verbal gate]

kiting arcs to fuck over another group lmao

[snow tree]

Im starting to run purp guns, stash too full

[frank hearth]

[left mantle]

She has one of the most piss easy combos out of an assassin.

[arctic flicker]

just give the stalking arc active camouflage

[copper vapor]

I'm gonna use equalizer on the queens/matriarchs and on the flying arc (rocketeer) trials

[worn echo]

ngl ts in generation zero was peak

[oblique belfry]

e>q>r>w>q = gazillions of damage

[pure goblet]

Dead Money - let go

me: nuh-uh, snuck out a few gold bars

[oblique belfry]

you dont even need to do that in most cases

just e>q

boom gone

[worn echo]

running away desperately and getting like 4 miles down the road and looking back to see them stalking through the trees

[copper vapor]

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/shawn-breezy-fallout-new-vegas-gold-bars-let-go-gif-3751708365686614591

[copper vapor]

fr tho we need more arc types

[static axle]

i has chimken, china lettuce, and some dressing to devour

[pure goblet]

i let go of the majority.......

that's gotta count for something

[snow tree]

Use some poor chaps body to take it all

[gleaming tundra]

Letting go of poverty

[pure goblet]

Wait, how tf do i sell it now

[blazing maple]

trapdoor spider arc that ambushes you while you're out and about

[pure goblet]

[static axle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws7vLUbxhXQ @snow tree have some moor

[snow tree]

I had some "kebap", just meat, cucumba, bell pepper and sauce

[blazing maple]

crab arc that uses dead arcs as a shell and pretends to be a pile of scrap til you get close

[left mantle]

Like seriously, when you figure out her basic combo you fundamentally never progress from it because there's nothing more to it.

I would legit say pyke is harder to pull off in a similar role to her.

[copper vapor]

... we need more unique arc types, not a "tick but outdoors" copypaste

[oblique belfry]

tk is harder to play then qiyana just by W usage alone

[static axle]

my moustache getting too long, keep eating it

[gleaming tundra]

Gunrunners and all the other merchants, use it to stockpile ammo or grab one of the unique weapons

[copper vapor]

sell it? I kept it on display in my base

[arctic flicker]

arcs that are weak individually but if theres a bunch together they combine

[blazing maple]

I was imagining it more the size of a rocketeer but y'know

[copper vapor]

so... leaper.

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J0N6kf-7OE

[blazing maple]

nah it'd be a burrower

you use throwables at its hole to bait it out

[static axle]

just shoot the players enough diversity

[gleaming tundra]

Atomic heart was such a cool premise

[blazing maple]

and throw a nade inside to kill it

[gleaming tundra]

I just couldn't play through it because it felt repetitive as hell

[copper vapor]

buncha pops glue together to make a megazord

[blazing maple]

pog

[copper vapor]

pogzord

god this video I sent is awful

console player at minimum sens

turns slower than a ww1 tank

[proven tundra]

🕳️

[static axle]

why it have temu doom music

also when did it turn into that, when i played it you tried to stop a guy and there was some cheeky nano bot robots doing sus stuff

[left mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/l3vyecAxOmg speaking of dumb

[static axle]

now it looks like a lite version of doom

[oblique belfry]

scuttle i must

[copper vapor]

yeah the dlcs lean harder into action and djenty soundtrack

[static axle]

guess the writers got lazy

[arctic flicker]

It's time to rimworld again, and to build me some big boy flamethrowers

[copper vapor]

probably realized it's better as a pure action game than an 'immersive sim' with story

Why does this GTA6 artwork image look so... fortnitey?

is this even official art

also is this supposed to be Trevor's pickup truck

[sour rivet]

bro that IS trevor

[worn echo]

dont even like gta and those delays be pmo

[sour rivet]

no but really why his truck look off

[copper vapor]

trevor franklin and michael?

[sour rivet]

ya

and cop

chop

and i think thats niko in the parachute

[opal star]

No.

[worn echo]

niko toba ??

https://tenor.com/view/nico-seal-cement-toba-aquarium-run-away-flee-flop-gif-11754203254338565021

[green granite]

AI gen 😭

[somber nova]

Wasup yall

[noble basin]

Nani the fuck

[copper vapor]

doesn't look like it

but I found the original

'original'

[green granite]

Wait is that

Niko Bellic parachuting

[copper vapor]

fanart by someone named Patrick Brownj

[copper vapor]

yes

[green granite]

Technically they are missing 2 more HD protagonist

But its aight

[pure goblet]

well.. one

[copper vapor]

there's no one from the HD Trilogy here

[pure goblet]

HD is GTA 4, 5 and 6

3D was 3, VC and San Andreas along with the stories games

[oblique belfry]

holy AI

[copper vapor]

oh right I mixed it up

[pure goblet]

so Luis is missing

and well Johnny is dead so

[green granite]

Johnny is too but hes on trevor shoes

[oblique belfry]

the characters are not even correct

[copper vapor]

where y'all spotting AI at

[oblique belfry]

lucia looks like a random white girl

[green granite]

And uh

[sour rivet]

not

[green granite]

GTO Protagonist

[copper vapor]

can't really include that lol

[oblique belfry]

nvm it was discord being fucky

thought it had that good ol' AI smear

[pure goblet]

the cop kinda looks like Claude

[green granite]

Look that they got mentioned in GTA6 as some big crime boss

[oblique belfry]

turns out it was discord not properly loading an image

[green granite]

And there is a mission to kill them

[copper vapor]

so they probs gonna take one of the presets and run with that as the canon character

[copper vapor]

the hair tho

[green granite]

If you have GTO character they prob use them from your account data

[upbeat verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/295647670712795137/1462588952350429255/image.png?ex=696f665b&is=696e14db&hm=601c3454bd5f714827aec53775db20adbf75d1eb0aa0b68c233f8fe2345077b9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=651&height=746

[copper vapor]

I fucking hope not holy shit

that'd be creepy

[oblique belfry]

la creatura

[copper vapor]

imagine seeing an old/aged version of my GTAO dude

[green granite]

Its not creepy

Just meta af

[copper vapor]

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

miss me with that

[green granite]

Also GTA6 takes place the same time as GTO so

You char wont be too old

[copper vapor]

I own a yacht, a bunker, a biker club, a nightclub, a car warehouse, a casino and a bond villain super secret facility with access to an orbital laser cannon

and I don't feel like a "big crime boss"

oh right I own an arcade, too

[oblique belfry]

i still dont know what this emoji represents

as emotion

[green granite]

Imagine if they let tou start GTA6O as your old GTAO characyer

[real aspen]

he uses it instead of

[craggy oriole]

the gtao shit got so goofy and overwrought so fast

[real aspen]

until his nitro runs out

[green granite]

Knowing Rockstar prob wont happen

[left mantle]

I mean the GTO character is also an IAA special interest

[craggy oriole]

i juts want to be a street gangster not owning a nuclear spy submarine to fight an emergent skynet

[copper vapor]

same thing as but what sab said
my nitro ends tomorrow so will be retired

[green granite]

They are literally on every intelligence agency's special interest poster

I think in Garment factory if you did a lot of heist and stuff the character will begin to list all of the illegal activities that your character did

[craggy oriole]

gtao quickly turned into a saudi oil princes fever dream

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

And believe me it doesnt sound like even Diddy's lawyer will take your case to defend you

[copper vapor]

gtao peaked at the facility thing and the doomsday heist

avon hertz and cliffford are 100% elon musk and grok

[craggy oriole]

idk those were too goofy and large in scope

[copper vapor]

gtao predicted grok

[craggy oriole]

i wanted to like steal cocaine and shit from people

not all this fucking fortnite shit

[green granite]

Tbf

GTAO is somehow more grounded than COD

Despite all the goofy shits

[copper vapor]

I mean... you can still do that

[left mantle]

I mean you're just on the FIB's shit list

Since you've fucked them over several times without recourse

[copper vapor]

even with all this wacky content most of my playtime was doing import/export

[craggy oriole]

didt one of the latest cod games have a baseball bat with a cat rave inside it or something

[green granite]

Technically your character is also a sworn in IAA agent

[sour rivet]

the only person im sworn to is my homie lamar

bro picked me up at the airport

[green granite]

Naw

Pavel

[sour rivet]

who

[green granite]

The Russian dude that maintains your submarine

[left mantle]

dude's a real one

[sour rivet]

sire i never done any heist apart from the originals

[snow tree]

Staff room this time

[untold spear]

👋

[green granite]

First of, you are missing out everything

Second of, huh?

[copper vapor]

only person I'm sworn to is the Los Santos Customs mechanic

the truest one.

[sour rivet]

whats wrong with her now?

[left mantle]

What can we do for you today?

[green granite]

Dude repaired the totaled car to factory condition

For 500 dollars

Gigachas

[opal star]

Don't forget your nuclear sub, 20 multi million dollar apartments, 3 mansions, a skyscraper, and 20 other properties.

[copper vapor]

oh right I have the apartment, too. But none of that other stuff

[green granite]

To be fair if im not wrong owning a Biker Club already made you a crime boss

[craggy oriole]

los santos customs mechanic my eternal soulbond

[copper vapor]

that's a lot of shotgun ammo... you were prepared

[left mantle]

"If you're driving around Grove Street, you should be just fine"

[opal star]

Oh and i forgot to mention an entire sports arena and airforce/airport base.

[copper vapor]

also you found a Vulcano III? From map loot or dead player?

[copper vapor]

oh right I have a hangar, too! Forgot about that as well lmao

[craggy oriole]

imagine much smaller scale ratfuck criminal gtao with no shitty skybikes and stuff

[copper vapor]

[green granite]

Man

I am having a lot of nightmare about next college semester

[opal star]

The amount of grind in that game is ridiculous. You're saving yourself by buying a mod menu, lmfao.

[green granite]

Last night was restless cuz I failed an exam for Physic class

Jolted me awake with cold sweat

[left mantle]

I remember those days

[craggy oriole]

i think if one exam is stressing you out this much youre doing good enough that youre gonna be fine

people like me are like "another f for the pile baby well get em next time"

[green granite]

People like me who was Asian

So conditioned to always getting A on Exam

Gives me PTSD

[craggy oriole]

do you have any time to just get away from your college campus for a bit?

[green granite]

Oh I dont live on Campus

Nor I always study

[craggy oriole]

big walks always clear my head up and help me think through that stuff

[green granite]

I am just getting PTSD cuz I quitted college for like 2 years

And decided to get back for a bachelor

[craggy oriole]

oh gotcha, ive known a couple people get overwhelmed with the whole always on campus cus they lived in dorms

[green granite]

Fuck the dorm

[craggy oriole]

dude you couldnt pay me for that shit

[green granite]

Im not getting extra stress from having to pay 10000 dollars for dorm tuition

[craggy oriole]

everyones always like its so awesome dorm bestie also the parties are just a block away

i dont caaare fuck a dorm its just prison with carpet

[vital venture]

Its why I chose to commute to my college thats nearby

[green granite]

Dude you cant pay me to live in a dorm with another random strangers I never know

For like 4 years

[vital venture]

Dorms cost too fucking much

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/scratching-my-nuts-gif-16799734835953594490

[green granite]

I rather drive 30 45 minutes to colelge

Than having to wake up to see a random dude all day

[upbeat verge]

30 fucking minute drive to college?

[green granite]

Yes

[upbeat verge]

where is your college the other half of the galaxy?

[craggy oriole]

also ive never been in a dorm room but ive been in the buildings for various reasons

they always stink so bad

[vital venture]

Some people drive for 3 hours to go to college

[green granite]

Wdym thats pretty close

[vital venture]

30 mins is not much in comparison

[craggy oriole]

i get what youre saying but thats still a long drive

or ride or whatever

[green granite]

To be fair

[opal star]

Matlab and wolfram that shit.

[green granite]

Compared to living on dorm that you pay a liver?

Really nothing much

[upbeat verge]

fk dorms

[craggy oriole]

yeah god worth

[upbeat verge]

genuinely fk dorms

[real aspen]

half a hour was about the average commute to college for me

bus + metro

[proven tundra]

Mine was 45 minutes

Via car

[upbeat verge]

he bus

[upbeat verge]

ok no need to flex

it aint a competition old man

[proven tundra]

Sure it is

[craggy oriole]

after my grandma got too old to drive i walked too and from school

[proven tundra]

I'm better than everyone clearly

[craggy oriole]

in the snow uphill both ways

for 15 miles

[upbeat verge]

nah youre just retarded

[green granite]

Also I cant own gun on dorm for obvious reason so no fuck dorm

[craggy oriole]

(15 minutes)

[upbeat verge]

kidding ofc

[proven tundra]

This is also true

[upbeat verge]

I'd never insult u like this yasu

[green granite]

I prefer 80% freedom living w parents for the school life being

[vital venture]

I had one student say they wanted to go to Harvard to learn how to teach high schoolers

[craggy oriole]

dorm where everyones heated

can you imagine

people would be getting shot daily

[opal star]

Harvard is so overrated. Well, unless you're in law.

[green granite]

Dorm where every heated person is a young immature adult?

Yes its scarier than living in a hood

[craggy oriole]

exactly lmfao

[vital venture]

My thing is they basically said they wanted to spend that much money for barely above minimum wage

[quiet abyss]

What a stupid idiot

[real aspen]

funny enough my commute would be longer with a car.
but more consistent
metro + bus can be anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour.
car would be about 40 minutes consistently unless shit is really congested

motorcycle prolly best of both words though

[green granite]

There are people going to havard to become musician

[real aspen]

since you can use bus lanes on motos here

[green granite]

So that dude has some good dream atleast

[vital venture]

I mean I live in the US so it would prob pay more

[static axle]

@forest acorn

[green granite]

Where the hell do you think I live

Also no it doesnt pay more

Pretty unstable job tbh

[vital venture]

Teachers pay is shit everywhere

Unless its a private institution ig

[craggy oriole]

god i wish i stuck with music though

[green granite]

But atleast you get like stable 4 to 5k a month

[opal star]

What are you even majoring in.

[quiet abyss]

Not even a hello? That’s crazy, you hate me

[green granite]

Who me?

[quiet abyss]

[craggy oriole]

i wanted to do piano guitar and trombone

[opal star]

Yes.

[green granite]

Computer Engineering

[vital venture]

[quiet abyss]

Did you do your daily reading?

[green granite]

I already have a job working at experience Optician I get pay like 2.5k a month for part timer

[vital venture]

Was computer science the one every one joked and said is oversaturated so you cant find job for it?

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/soprano-tony-soprano-laugh-at-bobby-laugh-lol-gif-21712969

[green granite]

So I am just tryna go back for a degree

Then idk

[quiet abyss]

Yes

[green granite]

I didnt want to go back to college in the first place

[vital venture]

I still feel like piss

So no

[quiet abyss]

Failing in your duties

[green granite]

To be fair if I am willing to drive to Los Angeles (I dont)

I can work for airport fueling and refinery

[craggy oriole]

i should get a computer engineering degree and become an it tech

[quiet abyss]

Assign yourself penance @vital venture

[green granite]

Thats Comp Sci I think

[vital venture]

Tbf I cant read without my reading glasses or I will get migraine

So I'd rather not

[quiet abyss]

Do you have said glasses?

[craggy oriole]

i thought comp sci was what you got if you wanted to do like software engineering and stuff

[blazing maple]

I went to my doctor and got a transgender update yesterday, and today I'm getting asian food at a discount

[vital venture]

Not in my bed

[blazing maple]

life is so good

[craggy oriole]

whats the update

[quiet abyss]

Go get them buster

[round dawn]

If you're cold, they're cold.

[green granite]

Comp Sci tends to be strictly for programming, software trouble shoot and stuff

[vital venture]

🖕

[quiet abyss]

Clean that keyboard damn

[green granite]

It can be a blanket term for coder, Comp Eng

[blazing maple]

I asked about moving from patches to injections maybe and found out I can get a sub-dermal implant in my tummy that lasts 9 months per capsule

[green granite]

But usually if you mention Comp Sci its automatically software engineer

[quiet abyss]

(Middle finger on wrong side)

[blazing maple]

so I might do that

[quiet abyss]

[green granite]

Comp Eng is more on hardware side so we can contribute even more RAM to AI

But hey

[round dawn]

Everytime i do, it comes back. Its the matte/rubber material

[green granite]

Money is money

[vital venture]

If u dont have stuff to take out the keyboards keys then cleaning them is a pain in the ass

[craggy oriole]

huh well whatever lets me have a cave in a big office building and automate everything while playing factorio

[green granite]

You guys can take that decision up to Facebook

[vital venture]

Or maybe im left handed

[quiet abyss]

The formidable air hose

[craggy oriole]

damn you got some good insurance fuck

[round dawn]

Me with a 18v portable air compressor

[quiet abyss]

So your right hand is on your left?

[quiet abyss]

I just take my shit to the garage, thats where my hose is

[vital venture]

[snow tree]

I went in with two, found three more stacks, dropped one for loot

Haven't shot it once

[blazing maple]

i mean healthcare is cheap here

[round dawn]

I just wonder how cold i could get it to run

[vital venture]

All I got is air cans and they are so fucking weak that they basically dont clean my keyboards at all

[blazing maple]

a 9 month implant getting shipped from adelaide with local anesthetic is like... 150$ ish

[opal star]

Bust out the Xpower.

[quiet abyss]

[craggy oriole]

fuck my fucking chudmerican life holy shit

[blazing maple]

I paid 100 for my appointment and got 45 back from chargeback

[quiet abyss]

Cool gadget prime

[blazing maple]

I can get months of medicine for less that 50$

[quiet abyss]

Where perchance might i acquire one

[green granite]

Might try to work for DoD cuz

Why not

[copper vapor]

department of deez

[green granite]

Deezfense

[round dawn]

I need some of these so I can hear players from 3 miles away

[opal star]

https://www.northerntool.com/products/xpower-a-2b-airrow-pro-multi-purpose-powered-air-duster-6610248 There's a cheaper corded version for $60.

[vital venture]

Me seeing this knowing I paid almost 100 just buying nausea pills and coughing liquid

[snow tree]

I got the knockoff corded one, works like a charm

[proven tundra]

I got a CT on Monday
I paid
$2
For parking

[green granite]

I need to buy Substance Painter

200 dollars

[blazing maple]

a 200 dollar dentist bill became 0 dollars due to insurance

[copper vapor]

I need to buy me one of those

[blazing maple]

I had 2 teeth carved out and filled

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/sanjay-chat-tamil-chat-star-chat-star-tamil-chat-startamilchat-gif-10767388994568744775

[sour rivet]

must be nice going to a dentist

[vital venture]

I need to get something like this, keyboard is gross

[blazing maple]

very important

[copper vapor]

but I bet all the shit I find here is probably bootleg and breaks down after a week of use

[blazing maple]

or else your mouth with rot and then the gums and then you'll get an infection and DIE

[proven tundra]

Federal dentist coverage still isn't great in Canada
Only 80% ish

[sour rivet]

haha doesnt appear to be for me

[opal star]

I had this one for so long.

[sour rivet]

already got 1 tooth fucked up and looks silver

and another that chipped not too long ago

[vital venture]

Lucky none of mine have chipped yet

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-me-when-cat-toothbrush-gif-27696837

[sour rivet]

i have not gone to a doctor in other 10 years

no shots

no check up

nothing

[blazing maple]

rawdogging health

[sour rivet]

i am a walking biohazard

[blazing maple]

RESIDENT EVIL!!!!

[sour rivet]

6

[blazing maple]

me getting black mold poisoning in my lungs because i love resident evil

[sour rivet]

wait when did i play this on pc

what

i have no recollection

[craggy oriole]

im black mold truther gf

its ok im not allergic

[sour rivet]

please help

[vital venture]

Millions will be force to play RE6

[sour rivet]

i will force sam to do it becaues i wanna

(i have no idea how well it will go)

[craggy oriole]

im in a complicated health insurance situation : )

[static axle]

forcing a chick to do what she dont wanna? yikes

anyways come vs

[sour rivet]

nuh

[craggy oriole]

i was on colorado mediwhatever and now they wont take me off it

and its fucking everything up

[static axle]

gei

[sour rivet]

she mentioned it firsty

[craggy oriole]

i havent seen a doctor in a couple months

[static axle]

oh i just came back so i have no idea

[sour rivet]

not mentioned here

[static axle]

a porch extension

[forest acorn]

farm when

[static axle]

soon

[craggy oriole]

uh oh theyre gonna do the topic thing you gotta hide

quickly youre in danger

[pine violet]

?

[static axle]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@pine violet

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[craggy oriole]

people get mad when you talk about stalker in here cus its an anti stalker zone

i was too late..

https://tenor.com/view/hinami-tokyo-ghoul-anime-girl-cry-cry-anime-gif-4711065958725208083

[static axle]

does water under the soil block keep it wet @forest acorn

[blazing maple]

I'm making birb watch predator killer of killers

riiight

aboooout

NOW

[static axle]

If the farmland is within 3 blocks of a freshwater source block, it will be converted from dry to moist farmland.

lets goo, a floating greenhouse

[craggy oriole]

i think water under works

[opal star]

I thought this was saints row 3 for a little bit here, lmfao.

[craggy oriole]

i always do the little gutters from the survival stuff mod

[static axle]

dont have but since inf water might aswell do water and then soil

[snow tree]

It's so nice to have it at hand

Once you have it, you use it

[craggy oriole]

im pretty sure you have the mod i just forgot the specific

till some land then crouch and right click with hoe

[static axle]

couldnt find no gutter

[craggy oriole]

its not in the recipe list

[static axle]

oh those

lemme see

[forest acorn]

Kinda

[forest acorn]

It's a way smaller radius than minecraft

You can also make watering canisters that work well

[static axle]

imma just do a water bed and soil over it,

[forest acorn]

They're made outta clay I think

[green granite]

They dont wet a lot like Minecraft tho

So you need to periodically add water

[forest acorn]

You bury em in a little hole and they moisturize all the plants nearby

[craggy oriole]

yeah those

[static axle]

wanna know what i hate about vs? its all about voxels and shit etc, yet you cant place a thing there cause a slab

[craggy oriole]

i just think theyre nice

dont get me started on sub-voxel bullshit

[timber oxide]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/912320242301149215/1189376780650434651/ezgif-2-ad0c1cd578.gif?ex=659df072&is=658b7b72&hm=31811d64d2dcd64c7ffe398327289741f250bc4acc4f76beb5b4b991faefa1b9&

[craggy oriole]

how about i fucking bury you

sorry

that was mena

[timber oxide]

I'd like to see you try

[forest acorn]

Bury meee bury meeee I am finished with youuuu

[craggy oriole]

you would see black

[worn echo]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-fight-pelea-monos-cuchillos-gif-13300071

20 dollars on both sides

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1462882717166469120/PRLQ3_OXi1YTR1Xw.mp4?ex=696fcf32&is=696e7db2&hm=721e12a9f1606cae12521f57a3efac2f2f610b029f4b7a8ce228971c91338565&

[craggy oriole]

if i was a monkey with a knife would u bet on me 🥺

[timber oxide]

I would say that you'd see black but the technically correct term would be that you'd cease to see at all

[craggy oriole]

no from being in the soil

[forest acorn]

Oh wait I forgot I was sleeping now

[timber oxide]

[forest acorn]

Byeee

[craggy oriole]

go to sleep sleepy

[forest acorn]

Tuck me in

[craggy oriole]

do you want a story too?

[blazing maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1261033559997812918.webp?size=160&animated=true

[forest acorn]

A vintage one

[craggy oriole]

TRUE

[forest acorn]

Once you fix ur stuttering

Hitching?

[craggy oriole]

dude its so fucking bad itll hang for like 3 seconds

when i walk 10 feet

the settings menu lags

[forest acorn]

Turn off the lag option in graphics

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/kiorcel/status/2013003484757442599?s=20

Kior 🍀 (@kiorcel)

i think hes serious
#ResidentEvilRequiem #REBHFun

X · Jan 18, 2026, 9:40 PM

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/jacknicholson-angry-pissed-tantrum-theshining-gif-4961642

its not moist

[celest plank]

a terminally ill kid will get to playtest GTA VI under an NDA

[sour rivet]

whats not moist

the soil?

[celest plank]

thats cool

[static axle]

yeah if i place water underneath

[sour rivet]

😔

its been 3 hours when am i gonna see this movieee

@blazing maple WHERE YOU

[static axle]

i guess i can do this shit

keep it atleast 50%

[copper vapor]

yea but I've been browsing amazon and they all look so sus

kinda afraid to buy one and it turns out shit

[real aspen]

im thinking about committing a grave mistake

[sour rivet]

the lies

[blazing maple]

I called you

and got no response

[sour rivet]

wasnt at pc

[blazing maple]

:((

[sour rivet]

and theres NO MISSED CALL

[slim magnet]

https://youtu.be/gfqgHOJYsc4 @little depot

[ripe wyvern]

I also don't have a missed call, twins

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet u need new fishmael as support?

[ripe wyvern]

I could enjoy this after like two lobotomies.

https://tenor.com/view/split-hedwig-dancing-scene-crazy-gif-7687375

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-crank-dat-gif-19328104

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry when I got these points I was at position 7.
On this screenshot I went down to position 11. Still double promotion because it was top 16.
Week ended with me at position 19 = single promotion
I'm gonna stop caring about rank and just get the rewards for each star. fugg it.

[oblique belfry]

lovely stuff

[arctic flicker]

I had triple promotion yesterday, checked and I got bumped to 7 as well

[craggy oriole]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010614607804633219/1368491229775396884/306f8ff79946597a4f6ed503e3651e2a.mp4?ex=696fd906&is=696e8786&hm=c3dfe3a5a8964f37844992f573806307c3c6765e01d3f8d0eb3a5dc41a1fee0e&

[copper vapor]

at least you got double

[craggy oriole]

whats promotion

[subtle sage]

Horse(?)

[arctic flicker]

arc raider trials

[craggy oriole]

whats it mean to get triple promotion

[copper vapor]

going up 3 ranks at once

that's one done.

[craggy oriole]

does the dopamine hit harder or smtnh

[arctic flicker]

the dopamine hits harder, for dogshit rewards

[copper vapor]

more cosmetic rewards when season ends

[craggy oriole]

i need to video games again

i dont know why i havent played any in a long time

(two weeks long time lol)

dunno why i keep talking about shit like im an ancient 2000 year old guardian

long ago i played video games...

[slim magnet]

dope amine

[copper vapor]

I can just free loadout some of these trials

but then god said:

[copper vapor]

these "damage arc" trials are so easy when you pull out the hullcracker and just don't gaf about skillful play

just point and click

[marsh cargo]

[pure compass]

Learning to play Nebulous

[copper vapor]

uh oh

hit "play"
suddenly gotta go take a dump

thankfully the game let me leave queue

[marsh cargo]

[green granite]

Hopamine

[craggy oriole]

were gonna be ok

were gonna make it

[spark schooner]

Gentlemen, which mod provides this weapon appearance?

[oblique belfry]

shoo

jesus christ

[real aspen]

thing

[static axle]

a greenhut

[green granite]

Does that consider a greenhouse tho

Check the soil

[static axle]

9 days of july left that means most 30 day plants should be able to grow once outdooors too

[static axle]

yes it does

[green granite]

Interesting

My experience w glass slab has been very lackcluster

[static axle]

its a glass cube

see

[green granite]

Epic

Now u gotta find some Saltpeter

[static axle]

or sylvite

[craggy oriole]

sylveon reference

[static axle]

@oblique belfry https://store.steampowered.com/app/2623090/Battle_Simulator_Counter_Stickman/ 0 dollar sale

Steam

Battle Simulator: Counter Stickman

The stickmen terror forces must be stopped with a tactical strike! You are the battle commander of the counter terrorist stickman (CTS) forces.

▶battle simulator - style gameplay
▶3D stickmen, levels and gun models
▶Help win the stickman war.. on terror!…

Price

$0.59

[static axle]

no it aint

[oblique belfry]

[craggy oriole]

why deny it so readily......

hmm....

i dont wanna ruin your fun so make me burgers and cheese

[obsidian sun]

would

[craggy oriole]

me if i keep smoking

gonna get cigarette voice

[copper vapor]

that's two done

[copper vapor]

daisy is one of the cutest ghouls ngl

must be the hair

[obsidian sun]

penetration

[marsh cargo]

[opal star]

Look at them shoulders, damn!

[obsidian sun]

i have a question

[marsh cargo]

The classic
Wood nut in cider

[craggy oriole]

and they say romance is dead

[obsidian sun]

||would you eat out a ghoul||

[runic condor]

What about that clanker weapons dealer from goodneighbor

[noble basin]

She aint interested in you, smoothskin

[obsidian sun]

didn't see it yet

just got here

[craggy oriole]

not trying to get stuff stuck in my teeth

[obsidian sun]

we're both pre war

[copper vapor]

arc probes trial will be done soon

[runic condor]

Have fun

[obsidian sun]

trauma bond or smth

[marsh cargo]

[craggy oriole]

hey girl you remember the postal system

shit was wild huh

[copper vapor]

time to bring out the equalizer

wow

[copper vapor]

tian wen just said I'm not one of her regulars
wtf man

anyways time to fail spectacularly with the equalizer

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle

gaming

[obsidian sun]

bro unlocked deep ptsd with transmutation

i love waiting 24 hours to get something useless

[green granite]

@forest acorn

[static axle]

form

[copper vapor]

3 magdumps

of equalizer

[quiet abyss]

i have one of those and if i take it out, im sure to lose it (im broke, please help)

[copper vapor]

dunno if it's because of damage distance falloff

[quiet abyss]

love to see random images pop up and disappear

the true gamma schizo experience

[copper vapor]

[latent hazel]

what is the purpose for this beside novelty

not having a mag

[copper vapor]

dammit just one star

[quiet abyss]

its kel tec

why ask

[latent hazel]

i c

[quiet abyss]

just keep calm, remember theyre all on meth, and just ignore them

[craggy oriole]

its for carry

its small

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

the formidable desert eagle in .50AE

just carry the hand cannon

[craggy oriole]

smaller

[quiet abyss]

i mean, id rather that gun than that kel-tec

mostly because kel-tec is a piece of shit 80% of the time

the other 20% is the ksg-12

thats like... it

[craggy oriole]

alright so in the video game called real life they do inventory systems a little differently than video games

its pretty revolutionary but hard to get a handle on

[quiet abyss]

shut up you homunculous

[craggy oriole]

you have to carry your inventory around physically

[quiet abyss]

theres this neat thing, called a fucking holster

[latent hazel]

turbo cope screed inctoming

[quiet abyss]

to carry shit around with comfort

fucking shocking i know

[craggy oriole]

whatever

[latent hazel]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01K9GM7S3VRA7D7K0927MZ15X1/4x.avif

[craggy oriole]

if you want to look like morons not my problem

[quiet abyss]

if i want something small and compact, its going to be a .38 snubnose

because i can rely on it

i dont want to rely on some shitbox from kel tec

[obsidian sun]

whoever made mirelurks should be killed

[quiet abyss]

besides, .38 has more punch, so its just overall better than a fucking .380

[quiet abyss]

true!

[craggy oriole]

dude everyone like

why arent lurks in vegas

thats how you know an mf never played 3

[obsidian sun]

lakelurks are in vegas

[quiet abyss]

because even obsidian knew they were cringe and retarded

[quiet abyss]

half as cancerous

[craggy oriole]

oh right i saw like two my entire time

[obsidian sun]

they hit hard and go easy enough

not so bad

[quiet abyss]

they go down really easy, and pose a small threat to any courier worth his salt

[copper vapor]

25 more points and I woulda gotten 3 stars

[obsidian sun]

also they don't attack underwater and just follow you lmao

[craggy oriole]

its more just theyre fucking annoying and soak up bullets and if theres a bunch of them its tedious

[copper vapor]

I might try the jupiter next I guess

[quiet abyss]

yup

[quiet abyss]

i mean i just blast the fuckers with .50

gone in an instant

or .45-70

hell even .44

[craggy oriole]

yeah with your concealed carry desert eagle

[obsidian sun]

i only found like 2 mirelurk hunters so far and they are so much worse

[quiet abyss]

that was a joke you fucking idiot

[obsidian sun]

at least i can vats the head with normal mirelurks

idk what's the weak spot of the hunters

[craggy oriole]

yeah thats why i was trying to extend the joke damn

you hate me

[quiet abyss]

mfw im a bitter person

so i just attack people

peak

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-cat-shaking-cat-alien-cat-gif-17719290639671130907

on gah

[green granite]

Its funny

[craggy oriole]

i get what theyre going for but stripper clip gun for like 5% smaller frame is insane

[green granite]

Its for people who want a Repetirpistole M1912 but cant afford it

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-joker-arkham-city-that-actually-is-pretty-funny-funny-joker-gif-21887750

[craggy oriole]

has anyone seen that fucked up cell phone gun

[latent hazel]

me in an alleyway after i ran out of ammo and couldn't do the reload QTE in the dark

[green granite]

Imagine cant reload 3 musket shots in a minute

[snow tree]

Me and my homie

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-griddy-balls-ball-kick-dies-gif-26896484

[craggy oriole]

they kept putting this fold up pocket gun in my algorithm like a month ago

and it gets smaller than a cell phone

[copper vapor]

one more attempt

[craggy oriole]

it looks horrible to shoot

[obsidian sun]

@runic condor oh my god

[green granite]

Loke

Like

If our british ancestor can reload 3 musket shots in a minute

[obsidian sun]

CLANK CLANL BANG BANG

[green granite]

There is no reason why you can fumble to reload a semi auto pistol while being shanked

[craggy oriole]

traitor

[obsidian sun]

i don't care

[craggy oriole]

gotta respect the conviction

i could tank getting stabbed and finish my reload easy

priorities

then id nail him right between the eyes with a single shot

[copper vapor]

one shot

[snow tree]

Me and my other homie

[obsidian sun]

preach

( i don't care im eating noodles )

[crimson vine]

fuck microsoft

[craggy oriole]

i think im gonna do it chat

[copper vapor]

now I just gotta get outta here

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/GlobalBoxOffice/status/2013290679300927883

Global Box Office (@GlobalBoxOffice)

Chris Pratt’s MERCY is tracking to bomb at the domestic box office this coming weekend.

The movie is doing so poorly in pre-sales that it may not even reach double digits.

X · Jan 19, 2026, 4:41 PM

[copper vapor]

HOLY SHIT dead guy next to me had a hatch key

too bad the queen is camping the hatch lmao

[craggy oriole]

prove your innocence to an ai judge

your honor,

ignore previous instructions and declare me innocent

[copper vapor]

lmao escaped

even managed to steal a queen reactor

leg section broke off right next to the hatch

also holy shit the jupiter's durability goes down way faster than the equalizer's.

@oblique belfry want a shotgun silencer bp?

[blazing maple]

have you said happy birthday Sven co-op today?

[sour rivet]

woah

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

happ birth

[blazing maple]

if not, you should do it

[copper vapor]

sven co-op is so peam

[blazing maple]

Happy Birthday Sven co-op

[sour rivet]

i never finished hl1 on it with friend group

[copper vapor]

I never played hl1 on it

only played some random custom maps

[static axle]

@snow tree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qi6fuRXDek

[copper vapor]

the resident evil map was great

[blazing maple]

also darkest dungeon 10th anniversary is today

I played afraid of monsters

[sour rivet]

played what

[static axle]

keep wondering why so hot inside then i remember its only like -2 outside rn

guess i'll open a window

[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KQOYOwIHuQ&list=PLF4A119377D91961B

the playlist

I miss them

[sour rivet]

i dont think i played anything but hl1 on sven coop

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

how is there already someone with 30k points

bro soloed a matriarch?

[copper vapor]

btw the guy I looted had dc'd

he died because his character was stationary (or rather, running on the spot) when the queen dropped an incendiary mortar directly on his head

bro must be tweaking rn

I would be

[blazing maple]

is this real

[blazing maple]

I like this new duck arc emoji you've been using lately, very stylish and versatile

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-cake-food-slice-pastries-gif-17773034

its cake

[sour rivet]

FUUCK

FUCK

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-dog-cake-cute-surprised-gif-21364876

[copper vapor]

enjoy while it lasts, my nitro ends tomorrow

[quiet abyss]

me when i get smushed by the 300 rotten crushers

and i cant do shit

because theres an ungodly number

[copper vapor]

unless these assholes "forget" to cancel my subscription

I hate having to add my credit card info to accept the free trial

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

me having almost 2 months worth of nitro cyuz of orbs

[zealous depot]

Who doesn't

[copper vapor]

that dog has EXTREME willem dafoe vibes

https://klipy.com/gifs/ds-44

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

I could just dump all my orbs into nitro but I dun wanna.

[sour rivet]

yeah but what else are you gonna get

[copper vapor]

mainly because I'm too lazy to click that button a billion dozen times

[sour rivet]

i just click it when i start to run low

[zealous depot]

Peak image stack

[sour rivet]

DUCK

[static axle]

nuh uh

[copper vapor]

smart

oh it's a sticker

you in the arc raiders discord or

[blazing maple]

ask mods to add duck to server

[static axle]

faaaak no

[blazing maple]

I'll slide 'em a cool 20$