╟❓general-offtopic

[thick plover]

hoorah

@forest acorn sticks for sale

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/shad-shadiversity-get-stick-get-stick-gif-21571330

[real aspen]

eat it

[thick plover]

"a medium temporal storm is imminent"

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/tempura-gif-24443937

medium tempura storm

[thick plover]

guess Im sitting inside in my roofless house

YOU NEED A FUCKING ROOF

THEYRE SPAWNING ON TOP OF THE WALLS

dug myself into my own base until it passes

need to get a roof on me house asap

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[verbal gate]

roofless and foodless? oh you down bad for real

[thick plover]

I had like

20 cooked fish in my inventory

it all decayed while I was offline

what 7% sanity does to a mf

Im fucked

fucking hell

[thick plover]

fuck my chuddy schizo life

when you die your sanity doesnt even reset like how tf am I supposed to deal with this

[thick plover]

Bro how come the god damn spawn is temporarily unstable

and theres like 2 blocks that are temporarily stable

so Im just standing here

[static axle]

In the modsbysercer folder

[thick plover]

Hate the little shed you built

is in a temporaly unstable area

[static axle]

Sounds like a you issue

[thick plover]

sir, you live there, I dont

[static axle]

No i dont

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

The prodigal son returns

[carmine laurel]

🧉

[thick plover]

come back to base, realize its also temporaly unstable

this mechanic sucks ass

[carmine laurel]

[oblique belfry]

swan

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-office-dwight-schrute-sniper-gif-25130487

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/swan-white-water-reflection-gif-809272635028599381

[pallid sapphire]

[copper vapor]

for the arcers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOtv6pGuITU

ignore the clickbait it's actually good tech

[carmine laurel]

chat, rifles or pistols

[static axle]

shotguns

[carmine laurel]

that counts as a rifle

[static axle]

12gauge tungsten slug to the cranium

[pallid sapphire]

Rifles

G28

[copper vapor]

@arctic flicker do I click this

[rocky turtle]

shotgun if possible 🥀

[arctic flicker]

Probably

[oblique belfry]

yap extreme

[copper vapor]

15 mins tho

[oblique belfry]

bps are not guaranteed on specific spawns

[copper vapor]

oh he has timestamps.

[oblique belfry]

we already established that

[rocky turtle]

black tea with lemon

[copper vapor]

yea not very helpful

he mentions security wing at stella montis but says any container in that area can have them

not one specific container type

time for more key runs to get my stash space back

late join + polar opposite side of map compared to where I wanted to go

yay

[snow tree]

Only thing that matters for BPs is Map, condition and if it's breachable

The chain cabinets have higher chance of bps

Same with trashcans on Stella

[copper vapor]

lmao the one time I bring door blockers to block the key room I open

some guy shows up and breaches it

I had my toro trained on the door lmao

but I had a good ending

not the augment I wanted, but I'll take it

also another bettina.

[little depot]

Tbh better than survivor it a lot of scenarios

[thick plover]

well the spawn on the offtopic vintage smp is kinda fucked

the entire area according to hate is temporal poo

[arctic flicker]

Been using that augment recently, pretty nice to have a free instant shield charger every 2 minutes

[copper vapor]

it has an integrated recharger?

[arctic flicker]

has its own slot too yes

[copper vapor]

fascinating

[static axle]

yee

[oblique belfry]

peak map

[thick plover]

its so screwed

Literally we should just

migrate to wheer I am

its so good

10/10 area theres a solid amount of everything

[static axle]

where you at

guy always says where he is never says where he is

smh

[thick plover]

2k blocks south

if you open your map ur gonna see the lil prospecting thing down there

im like right beneath it

[static axle]

aint seeing shit cause you havent shared it

this?

[thick plover]

yer

but I went a bit more down and to the left

Holon Im hopping on

[copper vapor]

find key room
already opened and looted
check all containers for xp
find a renegade III

[thick plover]

its vintage jesus

[copper vapor]

and yet again the army grows

[crimson vine]

Vintage jesus?
That sounds like maclamore took jesus thrifting

[static axle]

man temporal is so fucked

holy heck

[little depot]

Bwahhhh

[little depot]

Let's you run whilst recharging and has a integrated better shield recharger on a two minute cd

Heavy shield and 70 kg base

[thick plover]

we have found where we will be moving!

hoorah!

[brittle karma]

peak episode 2

[celest plank]

tf

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/spencer-agnew-spencer-smosh-fred-darts-picmix-gif-15402460505140423888

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-headbang-sulking-despair-depression-gif-9824235085799383974

[oblique belfry]

slop

[sour rivet]

thats bilgeslop you jsut like it because you get to be a pirate

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

now I'm getting all the clickbait

[blazing maple]

just woke up at 2 am after 3 hours sleep covered in sweat, turned on my aircon, ate 2 burgers, drank like a litre of water and now I feel normal again

[oblique belfry]

"just melee this"

[blazing maple]

A shredder made that video

[oblique belfry]

bro is saying poke a fucking hydrogen bomb with a stick

[sour rivet]

2 BUrgers!?

fatass

[blazing maple]

Don't call me that

That's mean and uncalled for

[sour rivet]

oh so now its getting to you
got it

[real aspen]

bocchi looks funny today

[craggy oriole]

You can call my ass fat I don't mind

[thick plover]

@zealous depot 🖕

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-dompler-yum-yummy-belly-gif-11548962058040758898

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-pufferfish-cope-pufferfish-cope-fish-gif-22931470

[copper vapor]

I saw some free loadout idiot try to melee a shredder and it went as well as you'd imagine

sure taking out the thrusters is the way to deal with them
but not with fuckin melee

[blazing maple]

Unless you're in the melee spec?

Idk I'm not a professional

[craggy oriole]

Something awesome about videos lying to people about video games to kill them

Can't put my finger on it

ON IT

[sour rivet]

why arent you

[copper vapor]

doubt those melee skills apply to shredders

[sour rivet]

are there melee skills?

[copper vapor]

3 of them

reduced stamina cost
increased damage dealt to "drones"
and a capstone ability that makes you destroy wasps and turrets in one hit

[sour rivet]

the only one that seems good there is the capstone

why would i waste skill points on those

[copper vapor]

then there's a different problem: hitting them

[sour rivet]

american snack

[copper vapor]

wasps fly and turrets can be placed higher up than you can reach.

[sour rivet]

yeah

so like

[copper vapor]

the nacho flavor is named "cheese supreme" in aus?

[sour rivet]

whuts da fackin point

[copper vapor]

memery I guess

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

they should consider reworking some skills

[sour rivet]

isnt that like

[copper vapor]

I've been told a bunch of mobility skills don't even work

[sour rivet]

a major complaint

[copper vapor]

they gotta take a look at those

[sour rivet]

since release

i thought they did one update for the skills

[copper vapor]

I guess? I don't follow reddit or the official discord
all I know is from stuff people send here

[sour rivet]

the arc raiders subreddit sucks ass so i dont blame you

[copper vapor]

all of reddit sucks ass

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

and official game discords are usually the last place I wanna be in to talk about game issues

[craggy oriole]

I just fucking

[copper vapor]

it's usually 90% glazing and if you say anything negative you get bullied out

[craggy oriole]

Sneezed all m on my arm

[sour rivet]

you get banned from the subreddit if you complain about the ai

[craggy oriole]

Fuckfuvkfuck

[sour rivet]

and people post genai stuff there

[blazing maple]

https://www.reddit.com/r/fatsquirrelhate/

bet you feel real stupid now

[sour rivet]

shit subreddit

is mean to rats

[sour rivet]

mean and uncalled for

[blazing maple]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wunkus/

[craggy oriole]

Kitchencels

[blazing maple]

That place is vile

[craggy oriole]

What how

[haughty heron]

True I got banned from stalker 2 subreddit when S2 dropped because I was complaining about waiting years just for a game that I had to use unreal engine cheats to progress the story, they also ruined monolith

[blazing maple]

The creature that live there are some of the most unhinged people

They scare me

[craggy oriole]

It's like 90% made up

[blazing maple]

yeah but that 10% isn't

[sour rivet]

give me a subreddit that isnt animals

[blazing maple]

that's the fear factor

[copper vapor]

last time I joined a game subreddit was to ask about stuff in Nioh 1

[craggy oriole]

That's what makes it incredible

[copper vapor]

and last time I joined an official game discord was KF3 to join the pre-release beta

you can imagine how that went

[blazing maple]

https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddysplicer/

[sour rivet]

see there ya go

[copper vapor]

the nioh folks were helpful though

[sour rivet]

speaking of kf3

actuialyl idk if you keep up to date on it

[copper vapor]

is it still ass? I never bothered keeping up with news.

[sour rivet]

yeah

[craggy oriole]

I like when streamers read aita also

[copper vapor]

good. I love being validated on my choice to refund it

[craggy oriole]

That place is more fucked than kitchencels

[copper vapor]

refunding kf3 and painkiller is what allowed me to buy nioh 3

[sour rivet]

FUCKIGN

[craggy oriole]

I killed my husband in cold blood, aita?

[sour rivet]

PAINKILLER

GOD DAMNIT

[blazing maple]

90% ai/fake stories for karma funding

PAINKILLER

[sour rivet]

IMJ STILL SO UPSET ABOUT IT

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

[craggy oriole]

Yeah..

[blazing maple]

They made it friendslop

[craggy oriole]

Let me belive

[copper vapor]

I liked PK for what it was: a l4d clone
but
they could've not butchered the PK IP do make that.

[copper vapor]

Also you can't even do the stakegun/GL combo. What the fuck bruh.

[craggy oriole]

Friendslop??? Who wants to peak with me :3

[sour rivet]

i dont even knowp who you are

[copper vapor]

How do you make a painkiller game with the stakegun and not have its iconic combo?

[craggy oriole]

Hi I'm kate

[copper vapor]

H O W

[sour rivet]

worst of all

[timber oxide]

Who are you?

[sour rivet]

it didnt even feel good

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yelena-yelena-belova

[sour rivet]

Who am I

[blazing maple]

I was waiting for the combat to click

It never did

[copper vapor]

this is an appropriate gif, there are layers to this lore

[real aspen]

im საბ

[copper vapor]

get it

because yelena is saying hi to Kate

get it

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-gif-3646877800214258094

[sour rivet]

when we were playing and not saying anything i just had a ever increasing feeling you werent having fun
and then i started to think on it and i wasnt having fun

[real aspen]

i got it mbo

[blazing maple]

I feel like making a more classic style painkiller would of been easier/cheaper

[sour rivet]

shit we could have just played the og painkiller with the coop mod

[blazing maple]

"This has to be fun or I wasted money/my friend wasted money" type vibe

[sour rivet]

yeah

[blazing maple]

once I spoke out "wow this sucks I am gonna refund this" I dragged you with me

[sour rivet]

i din wanna say anyting cuz i thought it be mean :(

[copper vapor]

also you'd think a soulless killing machine trained since infancy wouldn't blink at a ketchup bottle being thrown at her

[craggy oriole]

The friends I played the most video games with are all busy with a project and I'm too dumb to code or make assets

I miss video game..

[copper vapor]

YES

[copper vapor]

they could've made it shrimply a co-op campaign friendslop game and it would've been peam

[sour rivet]

hop on black edition

the big issue i had with it

was the repetivive objectives

we did only one campaign

but it was just

[blazing maple]

forcing specifically 3 player co-op was so weird

[copper vapor]

imagine Daniel and [insert other protagonists here - I forgor their names] joining forces

[blazing maple]

me and birb joined by an AI

[sour rivet]

B L O O D

B L O O D

[blazing maple]

also the exact same objective EVERY MISSION

how?

HOW?!

[copper vapor]

well like I said it's a l4d clone. Empty slots are filled by bots.

[sour rivet]

yeah but why 3 players

[copper vapor]

nothing terribly wrong with that

[sour rivet]

when theres 4 characters

[blazing maple]

hell nah making me play that would of been meaner lmao

[copper vapor]

not everyone has 3 friends?

[copper vapor]

same reason Vermintide is 4 player and has 5 characters

[sour rivet]

i ended up playing bloodlines 2 when you were afk that day

i kept TORTURING MYSELF

but i got barotrauma in the end so i live

[copper vapor]

this way if you're joining a game with only 1 slot you still have 2 choices of character to play

[sour rivet]

i mean

i guess

[copper vapor]

you're not being shoehorned into the last available character - which is especially valid for vermintide (and PK) since they have abilities and talents and whatnot

if it's just a character skin like in L4D then yeah fuck it, the last joining player is rochelle

[sour rivet]

VALVE WHY DID YOU CUT HER VOICELINES

[copper vapor]

I have a more important question

why did Blizzard remove the female Draenei joke lines about using gnomes as vibrators

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/Aatreuslol/status/2012602482199871501 @oblique belfry

Aatreus (@Aatreuslol)

This is LIVE btw

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 17, 2026, 7:06 PM

SHe's disabled already but still

[sour rivet]

prolly so they can use it to harrass their female workers

[oblique belfry]

oh yeah this bug

[sour rivet]

i will continue to shit on blizzard

[oblique belfry]

its always so funny to me that a single change causes major issues in this spaghetti game

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[oblique belfry]

like how the fuck did people find out about scimitar causing this bug

after tping

[blazing maple]

They were getting investigated for sexual abuse claims (Which ended up true) and instead of firing the guy in charge who was cool with it they just said "don't worry we're listneing! all risque jokes and art has been removed! we're listening and learning ❤️ "

So no one was please

Truly the company of all time

[sour rivet]

yeahg

thats the serious answer

[copper vapor]

her AP goes into the negatives

[blazing maple]

big snake power

[oblique belfry]

there is a upgraded boots item that increases your adaptive power depending on your movement speed

[copper vapor]

this is actually way older than all the SA shitshow
they just removed it cause it was tasteless

yet there's still a culinary joke about beating gnomes

[oblique belfry]

and since she has infi movement speed that means infi ap / ad

[copper vapor]

also can cass still not wear boots?

[oblique belfry]

this is why the bug happened

they reworked her passive

so it just increases your total movement speed instead

she can buy boots now

but in doing so

[craggy oriole]

The humble bottle of breastmilk in the break room fridge:

[copper vapor]

ok homelander

[oblique belfry]

some madlad bought a scimitar and tp'ed away and used scimitar

finding the bug

WHICH is like...how ?

who the fuck buys scimitar on cass

[craggy oriole]

I'm not homelander grummz is

[oblique belfry]

im 100% sure this was found in practice tool

[craggy oriole]

Allegedly

(It was 100 him)

[copper vapor]

didn't league have hidden meme passives for some characters like +1% of something stupid (or +1 flat)

like ninja characters being "1% harder to see"

or whatever it was

[oblique belfry]

no but they do have champion specific "quests"

[craggy oriole]

League is bad so I never noticed

[oblique belfry]

for example renekton vs nasus

if renekton wins his R AOE damage grows bigger
if nasus wins his R lasts 2 more seconds

but most new quests are not as strong as rengar vs kha'zix one

that quest is still a game changer

[craggy oriole]

You guys should play a good game

Like peak

With me

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

hello all

[sour rivet]

hallo

[marsh cargo]

droon

[blazing maple]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=iEcyjt0s4-c

[timber oxide]

He already did

Which is funny cause he hates friendslop

[obsidian sun]

man this legendary shit is rigged
all 3 so far were melee weapons

fuck you todd

[craggy oriole]

How about I slop you friend

Sorry, I said that out of anger

[timber oxide]

No, please do

He might need that

[craggy oriole]

I was talking to you

[obsidian sun]

if you want a coop game try hunted the demons forge

[craggy oriole]

It was a threat

[timber oxide]

An empty threat has no effect on me

[craggy oriole]

Twelve buckets of hogslop is not empty

[timber oxide]

The 12g shells are not dummies

[obsidian sun]

underrated game

[quiet abyss]

[obsidian sun]

pretty fun game too

[quiet abyss]

but tiddies

W game

[proven tundra]

Where

[obsidian sun]

you can also play as this

if yous a bitch

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

[timber oxide]

[quiet abyss]

this help?

[proven tundra]

[obsidian sun]

bethesda publishes better games than the ones they make

[quiet abyss]

[timber oxide]

That's not really a difficult task

[obsidian sun]

yea but most of them are bangers

[craggy oriole]

I still think the first new wolfenstein is the best conventional sp fps ever made

And it's a breathesda publish

[obsidian sun]

real

i hate the second one

[proven tundra]

[obsidian sun]

and youngblood is straight ass

[craggy oriole]

Second one is good just disappointing compared to the first

[obsidian sun]

i don't like it

also marketing for that game was awful

[craggy oriole]

It always is it's video game marketing

[obsidian sun]

and how they massacared most characters

[obsidian sun]

this one just sucked ass

they tried to link it to the 2016 elections

[craggy oriole]

Trying to recapture triggering chuds with the first one

[obsidian sun]

primarily anya

[craggy oriole]

They should know that was lightning in a bottle

[marsh cargo]

wtf

[obsidian sun]

new order is still peak

[marsh cargo]

is this about youngblood ?

[obsidian sun]

new colossus

[craggy oriole]

Never tried yb looks really bad

[sour rivet]

where goku

[obsidian sun]

it is

they added some retarded shit like healthbars and scaling

[marsh cargo]

what was wrong with colossus then ?

[obsidian sun]

story writing

[sour rivet]

yeah the story compared to the last 2 is kinda eh

i thought it was still good

[obsidian sun]

and marketing but that's long past so it doesn't matter as much

[timber oxide]

Which one would be the first one

[proven tundra]

[obsidian sun]

new order

[sour rivet]

"no, no mein furher. im- im from arizona."

[obsidian sun]

if we're talking new wolf

[obsidian sun]

im going to and

[timber oxide]

Oh, I thought it would be the 2009 one

[obsidian sun]

2009 was fine i guess

it's a weird game

but fun

[timber oxide]

I might want to replay it now

[quiet abyss]

not here, its just for rat dads aging eyes, so he can better see the booba laid out before him

[obsidian sun]

return to castle wolfenstein and new order are still my top dawgs

[timber oxide]

I never played New Order tho

[obsidian sun]

you should

goated game

if was the fps game before doom

as usual wolf gets shafted by doom

[copper vapor]

new order > old blood > new colossus > youngblood

release order

[obsidian sun]

and ranking too

frankfurt
hot dog 🗣️

[timber oxide]

Which one has the stabbing thing

[copper vapor]

all of them

[timber oxide]

Oh

Based af

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/k4Xx0k_TVY0?si=kgGBN9j_k9m0AZ43
the song that plays in my head after I put my entire house and my kids on black
@obsidian sun

[obsidian sun]

ADMIN HE'S DOING IT SIDEWAYS

[upbeat verge]

this man knows ball

[copper vapor]

aus... frankfurt
sind sie frankfurter?

[upbeat verge]

true I agree hitler

[copper vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/917997720801771520/1387515605003014348/hitler_fun.gif

[obsidian sun]

close enough tbh

[upbeat verge]

hope youre doing good mbo @copper vapor

[upbeat verge]

HANZ GET ZE HOT DOGGEN

[timber oxide]

God damn not even GOG has the 2009 Wolfenstein, guess I have to find the physical one buried somewhere in my closet

[craggy oriole]

i hope i look like frau engels when im 50

[obsidian sun]

you can't buy it

[craggy oriole]

wait did i say that out loud

[obsidian sun]

you know what to do matey

[timber oxide]

I don't have to

[copper vapor]

before or after the facial rearrangement

[timber oxide]

I have the physical one, read

[obsidian sun]

oh

[craggy oriole]

i mean they put her back together pretty good

[timber oxide]

I just don't know where it is

[craggy oriole]

either or im nto choosy

[upbeat verge]

if I start balding by 30 I go full walter white mode

[obsidian sun]

i thought you were gonna try buying a physical copy
i was gonna called you a huge retard

[copper vapor]

maybe you'll find your bubi

[obsidian sun]

but it's all good

[craggy oriole]

TRUE

god i need a little fucking evil f slur minion so bad

[copper vapor]

nazi prince charming

[timber oxide]

I could probably find it on sale by some legendary street vendor but they spawn rarely

[obsidian sun]

i fucking hate this guy

[craggy oriole]

opening auditions for evil twink sidekick

[lament compass]

How fitting

[copper vapor]

killing him was the most satisfying moment in TNO imo
too bad it was just a simple cutscene

[obsidian sun]

agree

[craggy oriole]

god yeah hes such a piece of shit

[obsidian sun]

more satisfying than frau

[craggy oriole]

its because hes a pickme

[timber oxide]

If I won't find it then I guess I will postpone the nostalgia trip and play New Order instead

[craggy oriole]

everyone should have instinctive rage against them

its normal

[obsidian sun]

still think that one scene with frau was legit terrifying

[craggy oriole]

on the train?

[copper vapor]

nah killing engel in TNC was absolute peak serotonin after what she did to her daughter and Caroline Becker

[obsidian sun]

no

||prison break||

[craggy oriole]

HER DUAGHTER MADE ME WANT TO KILL HER SO BAd

SHES SUCH A FUCKING AWFUL MOTHER

[obsidian sun]

||with her face all fucked up||

her daughter sucks

[craggy oriole]

oh god yeah

[obsidian sun]

stupid ass character

[craggy oriole]

and the double guns

NOBODY LEAVES MY FACILITY

[obsidian sun]

||also the black african dude banging the fat blonde chick ||

what did they mean by this

[craggy oriole]

yeah like they made it out like they were saying something empowering but then they did

black guy hooks up with fat white girl joke

and then he AVOIDS HER

like what are you doing lmfao

trying to have it both ways

[obsidian sun]

for a game trying to be politically correct at that time it has so many shit moments

||the classic anya naked with 2 guns||

[obsidian sun]

some dev was defo jerking it whilst making that scene

[craggy oriole]

i thought it was cool cus it made people i dont like mad

but it was a bit much

[obsidian sun]

i wish they made him more menacing

[sour rivet]

mecha hitler didnt exist yet

[marsh cargo]

hitler shooting Ronald regan was certainly a surprise

[obsidian sun]

like hector from bb

[craggy oriole]

the point they were trying to make is that hes just some old weirdo off the meth pen

would have ruined the point if he was menacing

[obsidian sun]

person you hate did something good

[timber oxide]

I didn't find Wolfenstein but I found the Prince of Persia trilogy and HOMM V

[craggy oriole]

TRUE

[quiet abyss]

QUICK KILL HIM HES FROM ARIZONA

[obsidian sun]

disagree
would make it better if he was old and rotting but still hateful

rather than just goofy demented

[marsh cargo]

we all should shoot regan again

[craggy oriole]

hmm perhaps

[frail leaf]

💱 0.25 BGN (Bulgarian Lev) :flag_bg: is equal to 0.13 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

[upbeat verge]

so i get

[obsidian sun]

idk it feels like it was played for laughs more than trying to say anything

[upbeat verge]

0.13 euro per every jar I make

at the factory

@obsidian sun

[quiet abyss]

sm2 calls for us

[craggy oriole]

its too late now thepost wwii economic miracle has been squandered already.....

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/smell-money-gif-9084380990527801396

[craggy oriole]

he did his damage........

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/smol-smolcat-smolcatcoin-smol-cat-coin-roswell-gif-5972314891354809109

[upbeat verge]

big money because

in 1 day

[marsh cargo]

[upbeat verge]

we can make over 20 thousand jars
@obsidian sun

1 man 20k jars

[obsidian sun]

[copper vapor]

I mean he was a barely functional old fart at that point

[obsidian sun]

ik

[copper vapor]

peak upon peak

[obsidian sun]

but i meant it like hector from bb
he doesn't talk
he just points at shit and looks angry

[glad parrot]

The wheelchair grandpa...

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hector-reaction-better-call-saul-1

this actor was so good

rip

[craggy oriole]

i think it was some statement about how nazisms foundations are flawed and the ravings of a madman who managed to hold it together for 10 years

[glad parrot]

I just remember the guy sayin "I need to see your balls"

[copper vapor]

don't remember his name

[craggy oriole]

its like the theme about the super concrete rotting from the inside

[copper vapor]

I tried finding a gif of that but failed

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/hector-salamanca-gif-16698628486651595091

[copper vapor]

to his """credit"""... they friggin colonized venus

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/CPGcW2CtPfE?si=3gygIr90ey9bN0NO
me after saying "hola" at work

[craggy oriole]

yeah thats why they needed daat yichud narratively

so that you cant be like "damn these nazis sure are smart"

theyre really keen on their messaging which is rare in video games

which is why 2 feels so fucked up

(i forget the subtitles)

(the second new one)

[celest plank]

shadow from scarface

[craggy oriole]

also something really funny about the messaging between the first in second

in the first you have that segment with j thats like

"america is the reich just for different targets"

[copper vapor]

as well as the landlord from ace ventura

[craggy oriole]

and its actually really out there for a video game to say something so damning

[copper vapor]

new colossus?

[craggy oriole]

then the second game ends with YEAH WERE AMERICANS WERE ONTOLOGICALLY FREE AND GOOD

[obsidian sun]

new colossus

[craggy oriole]

AMERICA WILL SAVE US!!!

yeah new colossus

[copper vapor]

I didn't pick the J side but I saw the cutscenes
bro dropped a lot of truth nukes

then died while playing the star spangled banner

[obsidian sun]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsEsgS8VHP8

[marsh cargo]

[obsidian sun]

also music was goated

mick gordon kills it again

[marsh cargo]

thats some peak cringe right there

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-salute-mgs3-gif-9277925

that part made me bawl man

"im tired of being quiet"

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/falcon-out

[obsidian sun]

i lowk like the autistic girl more

[craggy oriole]

teklas cool but kind of reddit

[copper vapor]

she kills a lot of nazis by camping the door

[obsidian sun]

plus fergus feels like the right choice

[craggy oriole]

erm you believe in souls? cringe skyman believer..

[copper vapor]

then the 4th or 5th guy wises up and wallbangs her

[quiet abyss]

unrelated, but you know, space marine 2 does one thing so so so much worse than darktide

and thats difficulty

[obsidian sun]

that was cringe
but still nice character

[quiet abyss]

you play darktide, and you can enjoy auric

[marsh cargo]

i think you told me everything is a bullet sponge

[craggy oriole]

yeah shes interesting and i dont hate her despite her reddit

[quiet abyss]

yeah

[crimson vine]

youre autistic?

[quiet abyss]

but i cant believe they thought it was a good idea

[copper vapor]

ye even the gaunts are kinda spongy

[craggy oriole]

look at the discord were in

[obsidian sun]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgeHK0LrIbw

https://tenor.com/view/snake-salute-mgs3-gif-9277925

[quiet abyss]

ah yes, lets make a termagant take 5 rounds

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

from a heavy bolt rifle

[crimson vine]

actually wtf am I asking, we are in the gamma server lmao

[quiet abyss]

fuck you

[copper vapor]

artistic?

[quiet abyss]

fuck you

saber

dickheads

[crimson vine]

you right, you right my apologies

[copper vapor]

now I really wanna fuckin play the Wolfenstein trilogy again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si1P4D0eTbM

[obsidian sun]

ts so real

[quiet abyss]

and then you play darktide, and even havoc 40 is probably more playable than absolute sm2

because at least all the enemies arent overtly tanky

[oblique belfry]

taliyah mention

[quiet abyss]

they are tankier yes, but its not like youre fighting a mfing plasteel wall

[marsh cargo]

darktide balances shit by
throwing more shit at you

[copper vapor]

god this game was so fucking good

[quiet abyss]

yeah its more manageable

i prefer that style tbh

[marsh cargo]

but things are the same hp across all diffs

[quiet abyss]

no, theres a difference

its only like 10% more than damnation on auric

or smth like that

theres a difference

[marsh cargo]

something something yeah

[obsidian sun]

blasko monologues were so peak too

[marsh cargo]

but like in malice you see 1 crusher
auric mal you see 15

[obsidian sun]

mine would flood oceans 🗣️

[sour rivet]

"hello~"
begins to make beauty
zombie falls in
makes beauty faster

[quiet abyss]

example

[marsh cargo]

damn

[quiet abyss]

its quite different, but its really not that bad when most weapons deal like 300 with heavies

[crimson vine]

I need their sound

[quiet abyss]

and heavies are in many horde clear combos

so its no big deal

[quiet abyss]

they yell tbh

they dont sound like a groaner, the poxwalkers do

[marsh cargo]

chaff

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/rAJ1QLr001w?si=2uBJy1iZ3XraHidb
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VAMOSSSSSSSSSSSSS
DE PUTA MADREEEEEEE
@obsidian sun

[marsh cargo]

alot of chaff

[crimson vine]

No clue what that means, I simply needed the sound they make, finding out they scream, I no longer want it.

[quiet abyss]

i love chaff

my favorite enemies as hive scum

[copper vapor]

I just don't understand what's that rod sticking out the top at the tip

a cleaning rod?

[quiet abyss]

because with rampage and stimm, you are literally a lawnmower

on meth

and the best part? you can lawnmower ragers and shit too

[quiet abyss]

anything thats not carapace or bulwark will just fold from light attack spam

its hilarious

[sour rivet]

kinda just looks like some metal bent out of shape

[brittle karma]

[crimson vine]

thats from that one fuckin webtoon, the fucking horse is the main character I tell you

[copper vapor]

yeah looks like the raised part where the front aiming post sits

[oblique belfry]

money

[copper vapor]

WTF

KIZUNA AI ON FORTNITE

[onyx vigil]

Hey lads want to know something funny? My pc literally crashed when I unplugged my usb WiFi adapter lol

[crimson vine]

25€ ????ß

[craggy oriole]

buy my skin

whats the vbuck rate

how much money is 6100 of them

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/kizuna-ai-kizuna-christoph-waltz-alita-battle-angel-waifu-gif-10713761169263511796

[craggy oriole]

whys that activating my fight or flight response

[copper vapor]

zamn she met with colonel hans landa

how long till she gets canceled for being a nazi supporter

[craggy oriole]

whos gonna tell him

[oblique belfry]

mamma mia

[copper vapor]

I remember there being some drama about her some time ago but I forgot what it was

[rocky turtle]

nuked

[craggy oriole]

i dont know what that is is it a vocaloid

[copper vapor]

is that all party members or is there still someone to unlock/recruit

[oblique belfry]

no thats just illaoi

[copper vapor]

no just a vtuber

[oblique belfry]

its only illaois hp

[copper vapor]

I mean in the list at the top

[oblique belfry]

and illaoi is the tank / healer of my party

[marsh cargo]

nothing "big" they only changed the girl behind the avatar and didnt tell anyone about it

[oblique belfry]

oh

thats all of the characters but you can only have 3 people in your party

[copper vapor]

arguably the "first" vtuber but I'm not gonna delve into the history of vtubers lol

[oblique belfry]

currently its illaoi / pyke / yasuo

yasuo is a requirement

pyke is a giga carry

[craggy oriole]

hey guys mrbeast here what if we made black mirror real

[oblique belfry]

illaoi is peak tank / healer

[craggy oriole]

the luddites were right

[copper vapor]

so

[craggy oriole]

smash the looms

[copper vapor]

in Where Winds Meet

there's a clan PVP thing

[pallid sapphire]

Black mirror is real

[copper vapor]

and when you win the clan PVP thing

[pallid sapphire]

Shes a german Youtuber

[copper vapor]

this happens:

https://klipy.com/gifs/dancing-coffin-coffin-dance

[craggy oriole]

LOL

[oblique belfry]

oh boy

4 battles

[copper vapor]

WWM has some wild shit man

there's a human ladder minigame

[craggy oriole]

theres something about japanese video game devs

they have a really weird sense of humor

[copper vapor]

racist

[marsh cargo]

this is china

[copper vapor]

it's chinese

[craggy oriole]

shit im racist..

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJhWQWxRBn4

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chinese-old-man

[craggy oriole]

youve met me at a very chinese time in my life

[copper vapor]

also looks like the gif thing has already been changed from tenor to "klipy"

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/dynasty-warriors-dw3-dynasty-warriors3-omega-force-ps2-gif-21150743

[craggy oriole]

oh wait i still have my gifs??

[copper vapor]

the music that plays during this event is peam

[craggy oriole]

https://i.imgur.com/UuALQRd.png theyre all here

[copper vapor]

yea my favorites are still there

[copper vapor]

one day I'll call someone a "flaming idiot"

[craggy oriole]

ok well damn bye tenor i literally dont know anything about you other than gifs

[pallid sapphire]

i cant wait for the remaster in 2 months and see what they changed in the translations

I hope Cow cow and Cow Pee are still somewhere in there

Even if its just easter eggs

[copper vapor]

"cow cow" is hilarious

they didn't know how Cao Cao is pronounced back then, I imagine lmao

which is... 100% understandable I wouldn't know either

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTxRdTJRdHw

thats a good watch

[craggy oriole]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DTobIeDiP5P/?igsh=azdtODFpMWkxbHZk can you guys beat the challenge

[pallid sapphire]

A DIKE ? OH NO!

[onyx vigil]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

MY PC CRASHED AGAIN AFTER PULLING OUT MY USB WIFI ADAPTER

[pallid sapphire]

then just dont

[onyx vigil]

I got to get a new one since this is just broken

I doesn’t even connect to any of my WiFi networks

They don’t even show up

[upbeat verge]

[craggy oriole]

hell yeah big guy

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[craggy oriole]

chat can we get some w faps for male humpback whale

[upbeat verge]

Jin sakai solos yasuo

[sour rivet]

im glad they actually used the first vtuber instead of someone else

[runic condor]

Dedicated mf

[upbeat verge]

if she not a torta , no me importa
@runic condor @sour rivet @craggy oriole @oblique belfry @pallid sapphire @marsh cargo @obsidian sun

[oblique belfry]

what

[sour rivet]

what

[upbeat verge]

unbelievably low ball knowledge

[marsh cargo]

i hate this

[upbeat verge]

yet u kekd

checkmate

[pallid sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1461792698963857589/567074da-bb9e-4852-b07a-3873e7f12c2a.gif

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-b-based-based-god-lil-b-the-based-god-basedworld-gif-10932781500500444121

[timber oxide]

So for a moment I thought it's Slay the Spire

[upbeat verge]

this guy gets it

why cant the rest of ya

[obsidian sun]

slay the spire 5

[timber oxide]

I mean, look at it

[oblique belfry]

yeah from far away

it does look like sts

[obsidian sun]

not with those grafix

[upbeat verge]

ya mother looks like ass

[oblique belfry]

??

[upbeat verge]

ok that was rude I'm sorry

[oblique belfry]

the fuck is wrong with you

what did i do

[upbeat verge]

I SAID I"M SORRY

[obsidian sun]

man whoever said fo4 mutants are dumb is retarded
fucker rushed rocket launcher and 2 tapped me

[upbeat verge]

I APOLOGIZED allah says grant me forgiveness

[oblique belfry]

random ass insults out of nowhere

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1327797151732076606/1333538293710585896/attachment-4.gif

[oblique belfry]

love ya too

[upbeat verge]

orospu budala

❤️

[oblique belfry]

❤️

[obsidian sun]

nik ymak l9ahba

[upbeat verge]

WOAHHHHHHH

[obsidian sun]

❤️

[upbeat verge]

chill my furniture is floating

[obsidian sun]

das nothing

كس يماك يا العطاي

[upbeat verge]

I'm sensing the third word is something vile because u used a 9 so the bot doesn't detect it

I know what kind of man u are

[obsidian sun]

it means hoe

[upbeat verge]

how the fk do u pronounce it

[obsidian sun]

using numbers to replace letters that aren't in english

idk

[upbeat verge]

yes ofc

"how do u know your language" "shie idk big man"

the fk is algeria about

[obsidian sun]

no retard

there is no letter for it in english

[upbeat verge]

aaah

[obsidian sun]

k is the closest

[upbeat verge]

typical for arabic

do u pronounce the L too?

or only the K

[obsidian sun]

nah
vice versa too
g and j aren't in arabic

[obsidian sun]

im not chinese

[upbeat verge]

tldr fk languages

[upbeat verge]

ERRO BIG BAUS

[obsidian sun]

rong ago

[upbeat verge]

BEFORE TAIM HAD A NAME

IN A DISTAND RAND

I WAS GIVING UHH YO MOMMA BACKASHOTS

or w/e sun tzu said

[obsidian sun]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814962822286802955/1190183323721535518/joe_biden.gif

[upbeat verge]

man

I wish I could post that insta reel of biden blast

but I would get instantly evaporated by the mods

[obsidian sun]

bro fuck this retarded game
i was wondering how do i unlock the rest of the perk
btu i just need to put my cursor at the bottom

why doesn't scroll wheel work

holy fuck this is so retarded

[upbeat verge]

game?

[obsidian sun]

retarded console game

fallout 4

[upbeat verge]

ah yes ofc

[obsidian sun]

actual fucking dogshit
i wasted my perk points thinking i didn't unlock rest of the perks yet

[upbeat verge]

I really dont know why they didnt make it scrollable

[obsidian sun]

cause the game was made for console

look at the favorite menu

it's ass on pc

cause it was made for the dpad

[upbeat verge]

true

we love console porting

[copper vapor]

expecting good UI from a Bethesda game? They haven't been able to do that even in their pc exclusives

[obsidian sun]

i legit skipped so many locked cases cause of this

[upbeat verge]

only good thing about falloout 4 is the female sarcastic VA

[obsidian sun]

so far i've not seen a single pic or vid about fo4 that uses a male character

[upbeat verge]

she doesa better job of itthan the male one

[obsidian sun]

and all of them are either gooner shit or military larp

[craggy oriole]

wait can youyou say that

[obsidian sun]

say what

[craggy oriole]

i need a queer check on aisle 9

[obsidian sun]

huh

[upbeat verge]

[obsidian sun]

say what ?

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AOzpRQtElo

[craggy oriole]

can this user say hush queer

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUf99mlpFBk

[obsidian sun]

?

[upbeat verge]

youre really mad about that

[copper vapor]

🏳️‍🌈

[upbeat verge]

sunshine far far worse has been said in here

[copper vapor]

[obsidian sun]

😭

[craggy oriole]

quit playin

i need to know for my calculations

[obsidian sun]

the male va sounds like generic action game man

reminds me of that super mario meme

[upbeat verge]

99% of ragnarok dialogue

even worse that it was a woman speaking majority of the time (freya)

can u believe this? @obsidian sun

[obsidian sun]

all of sony games

[timber oxide]

I played as Nate

[obsidian sun]

or most AAA games

[craggy oriole]

half life 2 withgordon aaa dialogue

[upbeat verge]

fucking hell even jin yaps in the map menu

[craggy oriole]

thanks barney, this crowbar sure will come in handy..

[upbeat verge]

"I should do this"
"I shouldnt delay my meeting with X"

BROTHER STFU

[sour rivet]

https://fixupx.com/pinglyadya/status/2012784375570571358?s=20 splinter cell conviction reference

Pinglyadya (@pinglyadya)

Helldivers 2: Redacted Regiment (2026)

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FixupX · Jan 18, 2026, 7:09 AM

[upbeat verge]

and go pray on the shintu shrine

[torpid glacier]

Woah woah woah, shut up redacted. gibberish japanese BIDEN BLAST!

[upbeat verge]

THIS MAN KNOWSB ALLLLL

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gmod-dropkick-automaton-meme-gif-10332033299819172774

[upbeat verge]

HE KNOWSS

[craggy oriole]

right after they do the "we dont go to ravenholm" line

"i got a bad feeling about that"...

[obsidian sun]

[craggy oriole]

headcrabs... its always headcrabs

[upbeat verge]

youyou and blase ball knowers

RESPECT

[craggy oriole]

this father grigori guy, can i trust him... fast zombie howl guess im low on choices...

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-faith1-faith2-faith3-father-garcia-gif-3816971722894442420

[timber oxide]

Fun Fact about the new warbond (and the community, obviously) I noticed is that there was a whole ass leak about it a few months ago which showed the suppressors working as intended but nobody seems to care because we have to keep shitting on the game

[craggy oriole]

father grigive me the spas shotgun already

[sour rivet]

i simply shit because i dont agree with their balancing choices

[upbeat verge]

anything that comes out of insta is a goldmine

[timber oxide]

So you're the problem, got it

[sour rivet]

bruh

[obsidian sun]

pumps shotgun time to do some damage

[sour rivet]

thats the ONLY thing i shit on

[craggy oriole]

yeah.. thatll do..

[timber oxide]

Anyways, the leak showed both the new suppressed weapons and a new stealth ops and everything worked fine

[sour rivet]

but how legit is that leak

[craggy oriole]

gordon likey

[timber oxide]

Literal game gameplay

[upbeat verge]

I'll pump your ass and do some dmg

wait no

[craggy oriole]

pause

[upbeat verge]

PAUSEEEEEEEEEE

MISINPUT

[sour rivet]

why tf no one share it

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/537191061156659200/1376952501915484270/togif-23.gif

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/moistcritikal-penguinz0-charlie-misinput-it-was-a-misinput-gif-23090919

[timber oxide]

Because people prefer shitting on the game and devs instead of looking at the actual cool stuff

It went under the radar because we have to bitch about everything

[real aspen]

saved

[torpid glacier]

Me when you can shit on negative things and praise positive things without only being a hater or throating arrowheads cock

[timber oxide]

The vast majority just shits

[sour rivet]

it took them 2 years to actually get the storage size down on pc

[torpid glacier]

Their reasoning is ass too

"Well people with harddrives would have massive load times."

[craggy oriole]

arrowhead should stop listening to people on reddit

[torpid glacier]

hard drives are legitimately old generation

[craggy oriole]

also holy shit fix your FUCKING anti aliasing

[torpid glacier]

why are you making everyone suffer

[upbeat verge]

fuck you

[craggy oriole]

sorry i dont have a 4k monitor

[real aspen]

[pallid sapphire]

Cause theres still plenty of people with harddrives believe it or not

most people play with outdated tech

[sour rivet]

theres also that guy in charge of balancing

[pallid sapphire]

especialy now with exploding prices

[timber oxide]

Look at: Doge

[craggy oriole]

the game used to run so good i could run scaling on quality but now it slows to a crawl and overheated my old cpu

[timber oxide]

What's wrong with balancing?

[craggy oriole]

now its such a mess

[torpid glacier]

I never denied that, but there's also a significantly bigger amount of people with SSD's. So you're catering to a minority that's behind, which is very lovely and nice, but then everyone has to have a 130GB game on their pc because of that.

It's a nice solution, but one that's arguably pretty shit for everyone it doesn't benefit.

[real aspen]

should just be an optional download

[sour rivet]

bro the whole balance was ASS before the 60 day patch

[pallid sapphire]

Thats not even why its 130GB

[torpid glacier]

I know why it's 130 gigs, I read the dev post.

[timber oxide]

Details

[torpid glacier]

That's not the point dawg

[pallid sapphire]

The point is,theres still plenty of HDD users

[torpid glacier]

The fact that it's an option now is wonderful, took too long.

[pallid sapphire]

even if 49% is a "minority" theres still plenty

[torpid glacier]

Laff I know HDD users exist

[sour rivet]

the fuck you mean details if you play the game you should have known it yourself

[timber oxide]

Yeah I play the game and I see no issues

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/ed-gif-11041368071391153891

[pallid sapphire]

then why insisting on that dumb statement of theirs if it wasnt even true

[timber oxide]

So that's why I'm asking

[torpid glacier]

[timid hollow]

As a guy with a harddrive

Youre all gey

[torpid glacier]

Being literate is so last year lmao

[timber oxide]

And if I hear a single sentence about the Coyote then I'm leaving

[timid hollow]

The worst thing about the duplicated files was that it didnt even help

It improved loading times by 0 point something

[pallid sapphire]

then why argue at all

[real aspen]

either way i doubt HDDs are going away anytime soon anyway, most games dont require high speeds, and they're still unmatched for stable mass storage

[craggy oriole]

im white

[pallid sapphire]

HDD´s are never going away unless someone invents something that holds up for hundreds of years

[copper vapor]

most sane insane man in the HL universe

[craggy oriole]

i love father g

hes so awesome

[real aspen]

tape storage

[sour rivet]

they broke fire when the fire warbond came out
most primary weapons were ass compared to others (some still are)
the abysmal dogshit that was the new bug strain
illuminate.
performance is bad most of the time (fighting automatons was just massive stuttering for a good while and i still do not know if they fixed that)
unnessacary nerfs
Etc etc

[pallid sapphire]

Big companies use HDD´s to store data cause SSD´s dont live as long

[timber oxide]

You don't question a religious man with a shotgun

[sour rivet]

dont even get me started on all the host bugs

[pallid sapphire]

dumb.

[real aspen]

tape storage is still used

it's extremely data-dense, reliable and lasts forever

[pallid sapphire]

you need perfect conditions for that

[real aspen]

only downside is that it's slow

[craggy oriole]

religious man with a shotgun is

i cant finish that joke

[marsh cargo]

except for when HDDs are not even reliable for that either

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-meme-react-funny-dog-gif-25019867

[pallid sapphire]

then you didnt see the tape getting dissolved xD

[craggy oriole]

wasnt there supposed to be 3d crystal platter storage or some shit

[real aspen]

what kind of tape do you have

[pallid sapphire]

Well its the most reliable of them all if stored properly

[craggy oriole]

or some like glass bubble shit

[pallid sapphire]

an EMP kills everything

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336380532363362304/1344787141523275837/XWyKuU6E.gif

[craggy oriole]

or fuck

[marsh cargo]

so are tapes

[timber oxide]

Didn't have the issue with the new fire
I don't really care cause I use a specific set of weapons for each enemy faction
Didn't have an issue with the new bug strain
Illuminate are annoying, but not that bad
Never had any performance issues, even on my weaker laptop
Didn't I say something about the Coyote?

[sour rivet]

did i mention the coyote?

no

[craggy oriole]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holographic_Data_Storage_System

this shit

[timber oxide]

No you didn't but I know it's there

[pallid sapphire]

yeah but an HDD is more accessible than Tape

[real aspen]

i have tapes with my grandparents' wedding images, they've been sitting in some box in a shack for god knows how many years and they still play fine

[craggy oriole]

if you want stuff to last forever you want a ROM storage method like these HDSS things

[sour rivet]

you are blind to the problems

[craggy oriole]

not something you can put in a computer and use daily

[timber oxide]

People were pissing so much about the coyote that when the phrase "unnecessary nerfs" is said it probably means the coyote

[copper vapor]

just defrag once in a while