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Wait what
He probably always has his sig in one hand
And the other you equip
Why would they let him take weapons that would be insane power inflation
true
Mhm
Much like chino's signature being an actual scythe i suppose
Or chiori is the better example
She's also a dual wielder
I think most of us know what "da" means 
To "watch" movies
time to wipe out the BEAR and the BULL
Is that Michele Mouton 


what
das the girl
who sent me ass pic
!topic
@nocturne aurora
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
certified Reddit mod 100%
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we couldn't win any harder
My bad Ivan, I wasn't familiar with your game 
shove c4 up your ass
given C4 is just hard playdough, it could work
thats what you do in your free time? tell us more pls 
Good morning chatters

HANDS AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD
Morning, roll initiative
🎲 8 -4 ➡️ 4
-# 1d20 -4
Okay you are dead last
🎲 3 +4 ➡️ 7
-# 1d20 +4

Dang lol
I don't think it hits 
🎲 2
-# </roll:1025761784692490315> ➡️ 1d6
this automatically started playing when i cracked it open
@snow tree @proven tundra

Not nexus.
the internet itself mostly
CT scan: complete

Now to wait on my ass for ten minutes
cock termination?
you should wait no your head instead

@upbeat verge
here
what do u need sab
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@thick plover @copper vapor @zealous depot @celest plank
Give me Mike Mignola vibe from the thumbnail

think I'm gonna rewatch the entire series first
its the same guy posting armed serbian woman yesterday iirc (nah wasnt him)
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im good
oki
Misinfo laff
already corrected my statement
Edited* so I don't dox myself on accident. Couldn't resist.

my throat is fucked up
sry i'll be gentle next time
pls
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you can feel that the astartes guy made this
I will resist the urge to be snippy

whats that
oh
nevermind
i thought you knew primal
WATCH PRIMAL

made by the same person who made samurai jack
oh thats why the stil felt familiar
I felt it coming somehow 
wrong place

where should I ask then?

Computerised tomography
close nuff
How's the CT, everything in its place?
lets hope i put the wires back in properly 
wait u ill ratsu?
Ye
didn't level vitality 

help
THE PATIENT NEEDS MOUSE BITES TO LIVE
my throat hurts and I can barely speak ;c
stop sucking dick
This fuck ass game, wanted to go for Elf based deck, I get no Elf cards 

Looks into Discord
Stop sucking Dick
Sam spammed my shit away
I am not a bottom like you bulgarian fuck
Pirate Mantha? More like Disco Mantha
that means youre used to it
(boogie)
nah
you're not? you're taking it well tho
Dam, who poked @blazing maple eye out?
me by accident
which arc is she going through again
Every lobby is pve if you're not an agro pos
Money

Every lobby is

we rescued like 6 people of their loot
couldnt find some of em tho
probably crawled away
Every lobby is PvE if you kill everyone 
So kind
Relieving them of their burdens
People carrying too much need help making their trip lighter
im the nicest raider out there
Doge, mbo and I did that once
It was so relaxing
reducing their back pain
I'm a doctor and I can confirm that a bullet to the head cures most ailments




murder

funny enough
they did that once
where I come from sometimes they do
not legally of course
*Assisted Premium Sleeping
first time hearing about it
doctor patient is fading
apply 9mm
I said fuck this shit to stranger things and im gonna watch The Wire now
Pfff, 9mm is too expensive, use .22
Cattle gun 
i hate crimping cables rahhh
I hate cripples
A vial of propofol + some versed is probably cheaper tbh

I hate georgians
I like babies, they shake easy
so suboptimal

spart
Mer
easily one of the prime examples of Hollywood actors having less and less facial emotion lmao
Car
so something about sucking dick
Funni car
Jada Pinkett Smith punching air right now
Orokin wannabe
Bald Dry
fucks sake I forgot to grab the one with the censored title
Bald Dry
Bald Bogdan
BULK BOGAN
hitler
You his top guy?
howd you know
YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU SAY NOTHING, YOU ARE STRONG?
Call of Duty World at War, GOATED
Says the kitten
G O A T E D
i have zero reason to replay that game
it was cool for one go to see reznov and all but thats it
"retard sat in jungle farming and opened his whore mouth at the end of the game"
more or less

Me?
thank you kind sir 
shut your bitch ass up
Yall have any of them Nexus Mod Links I need em... Send guys 😄
A NEW ONE
No i mean kitten the custode general
*Captain General
another day, another session of lowballing folks on fb marketplace
wat
Don't get arrested like that guy who trained his pug to raise a paw
I tried that modpack that you guys got a boner over
oh the dnd shit ?
Yeah, I wrote a bit of stuff about it
wazzup beijing
okay thats based
Like, it's not bad but it got annoying very fast
On normal difficulty with me being a dwarf so extra health a skeleton can 3 shot me while being on the same level as me
the poor little dude got so sad
#hytale
#hytalegame
#hytalegameplay
#npc
great timing
TES V Skyrim Soundtrack - Secunda
CD 1 Track 17

OF FUCKING COURSE IT HAS CREATE
fucking
at this point create became a JEI
its in every single modpack
Why are you so mad about it, it's a good mod
every new modpack i see has create in it
for the past month or so
Then you're not looking in the right places
keep seeing reels about modpacks and out of 10 modpacks 6 of em has create
Create is just a good mod bro
Good
im just exhausted seeing it everywhere
It should be vanilla if you ask me
mojang wouldn't dare
Trueee
have some baby mobs instead
“Did you just select THAT car for this race?”
Anyways if we want to play the DnD pack then I guess it's fine but obviously it needs a bit more time in the oven
There are like 6 tabs in the quest book and one of them is the tutorial
Nah man in a few months I will forget about it
im still on luna pixel discord who keeps pinging updates about the updates
so ill remind you


Not in that way
Also since mobs make Skyrim noises I expect the skeleton meme in it by the end of January or it's a bad pack
what the fuck
Not me being bored and seeing 3080/3080tis being dirt cheap in the US rn 
i just accidentally discovered paid subscription service
on discord servers
WHAT

discord finding new ways to monetize the shit out of itself
I should buy nova prime
did you see primal
not yet
ok
did you see what i pinged you for last night
new carpenter brut music
cuz it sounds like smth from doom
Yeah I kinda no longer trust in this project because of that
yes, remember me saying "video unavailable" 
this is discord ?
owner can set it up
Say it
Say it
no
Yes
no balls
indeed
pussy
have this instead
anyways
Big thanks to Bethesda Softworks for sending me a copy of this game.
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Game description
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imma stay afk in the menu



man i wanna replay doom eternal one day
even if i 100%'d it
have a slight craving for it
gameplay is just that peak 
whoever said "lets add grappling hook to super shotgun" should get an oscar award


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doom main themes are so peak
WE ARE TUNING OUR SETTINGS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

playing this in the doom fort in eternal was so peak
its very nice that they implemented that feature btw
allowing you to use older songs on your fort
wish it was available on levels too
ye
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oyff my beloved
but is that grapple line attached to a double barrel shotgun
sadly its only attached to a harpoon gun
Wasn't expecting the lobby to team up on the matriarch but I suppose that went well anyway
peak
yeah but now you can pull something to you, or you to something
Whoever I will designate, wherever I will, the artillery must obey, and commence fire mission at will
Nice
I've been getting 3rd partied so often lately I don't even wanna look in the direction of a queen or matriarch
Saved the game
intim mod for rimrim is kinda goated for mood bonus
yeah its sfw rjw
the hurt sphere
ok
goated original song
"Focus, M"
Delete this you are disrespecting the tragic magical assassination of Charli Kjirkmundr and I will be alerting the jarl to get you exiled
do it
Disgusting
Based discord. Completely deserved for the shittiest modding platform #📢announcements message
see if i care elf
accidental discord w
Say that to my face
eww an imper*al
IT'S OK TO BE IMPERIAL

WHERE'S THE IMPERIAL PRIDE PARADE
gifs you can hear
Fuck the nords
||i bet that thalmor elf micro penis feels great||
🏳️🌈
Why would an account be striked?
like, what;s the problem?
For using shittiest modding platform
nexus mods needs to die
Stiked for lacking taste
apparently aggressive push by Sony
I mean nexus isn't the good guys
But are we really a fan of discord telling us what websites we use
no
I think it's a shit precedent
nuh uh, its good when its happening to people I don't like, it'll never happen to me
it's a shit stained w
Worth it to have nexus die
but a w nonetheless
ok, why is nexus so bad, then?
woke darth vader
It's complicated

"more government" type shi
quite literally two pieces of shit clashing
whoever wins, we still get splashed
I find your lack of pronouns... disturbing
Actually less. Nexus is a shitstain
sony wins anyways
Surely they will only use the orbital laser individual assassination satellite on people I don't like
I have altered the pronouns, pray I do not alter them any further
Luke, I am your gender nonspecific guardian
I WAS GONNA DO THAT ONE
HAHA
and then where do you get mods if they dont have a workshop page on steam
moddb 
A decent modding site will take it's place
I consult the oracles
or someone on twitter will show off a cool mod
hopefully one with 100% less shitty admins
what'd nexus do
"So were gonna kill Hitler and replace him with Stalin"
fucked mirrowel's mom apparently
That means you are.. pro hitler?
Why would you go with this lmao
That is quite an example to pull
cause no matter how you look at it every site will always be shit
yeah bogdan you uh... yea that was not a good analogy 
moddb is pretty great
gamebanana
Belo
No godawful download speed
Banana
moddb is great, can't go wrong with the OG
almost 0 censorship
Otay
no stupid ass drama
all my boom shoot mods come from there
do not look up deadlock mods and sort by most downloaded
pregnant doorman type shi
i don't have to do that
theres also a small community of AC7 skin modders that only post over there
ik who plays that game
feet out mina mod
wait are you mad cause nexus removed the racist stuff
is that the main reason you don't like nexus
LOL
no lmao
then what censorship
it's beyond shit that gets taken down
that's the only type I've heard of
some mods randomly get taken down with no reason
There is plenty. Mods being removed because admins don't like them
like gameplay mods
no weird shit
oh yeah well if no reason's given that's shitty
I've never heard of that stuff til now
only one way for the website to redeem itself
remove and blacklist fallout the frontier
Truth nuke
Truth nuke
imma be honest
waaaaay worse stuff is on the nexus
It doesn't matter what is the reason really. They never had any good ones
I know but I like low hanging fruit
rip out the vehicles first tho
I mean if you breach TOS then yeah they can remove it as they please
fair
those were nice
but if you don't and they don't give a valid excuse it's bad
it's not like I'm gonna browse that cesspool to find shit worse than frontier

i don't even look for it
I remember downloading them separately but then the download got nuked
Fallout 420 the bluntier
smoke healing powder every day
We're gonna revert back to niche fandom message boards where people post "(Cool new mod not virus_version2.1z)" for you to manually download
like back in the old days
Freebasing healing powder
the worst mod i saw
it's more personal than the actual worse mod
is the binky girl mod for mh rise
that shit lives rent free in my head
what does it do
i also remember the dude had his character in diapers in the screenshots
take a wild guess
Hhmst
maybe nexus isn't so bad
the fuck is "binky"
a pacifier
oh.
oh
Pacifier
ohhh
yea

So erm
see this is why we need insane asylums back.
so what the actual fuck
Finally more jobs for Genz to apply for
lemme see if I can pull up one of the best mods on the site bar none
Eyy
this one is peak
@left mantle miku with a gun
worst mod I ever saw was called Sexual Harassment for Fallout 4
The huh
run of the mill bethesda game mod
Wait I think i know the mod 
At least they're doing their sexual harassment to npcs
made to represent people 
I remember that it would basically cause random NPCs to come up to you and demand all your caps and if you refused they would...
Yeah but hopefully they stay inside
you may want to reword this
I'm just looking for a silver lining so I don't take one more step towards reaching for a service firearm
Pro soak

chat do I make mself some iced coffee on this fine morning
Yes
theres this one NBA player that my friends refer to as Super Soaker lmao
man
i have a colonist who is strictly going for woman who are 10+ years older than him

I mean
that's my bad boss
he sweats a lot? 
piss
no he's of the folks that are known for soaking
yoooo
thanks for adding me to your colony
Anthony Jr coded
since apparently intercourse entails moving, they just put it in and lay there lmao
.................... what
i remember this
it's so retarded lmao
sometimes they get a buddy to hop on the bed near them, so its technically not them engaging in movement
Soaking tutorial in offtopic
okay I need to look this up cuz I have no fucking idea what this is
Sacre bleu
🫡
I cant wait to make leather man

Mormons just slip it in and sit there because thrusting is immoral
but like
how do you nut from that
you dont
then what's the point 
feel something ig
or you pay for another person to make the bed jump
They're weird
doing it for the love of the game
What are frenchies doin
The person they pay to make the bed shake should have one third legal stake and responsibility in the child
The third parent
mehdi petite
Well it was a good run
but since that shit is painfully slow, you can pull out damn near immediatetly
cooked
Minuscule - 19 mins
dump that ho
size doesn't matter individual
mormonism is actually the most retarded religion
not immoral
just retarded

Am I off base that sounds way too fast for intercourse
she cares more about size than duration
the "huge" guy lasted 6 mins and she gave him a 9/10
19 minutes????
I mean, if you're just in there trying bullshit, time really doesnt matter
i think the time is for actual sex
not the foreplay
they take breaks everytime the camera changes
or maybe im just coping
That's weird lmfao
Babe one sec stop kissing my neck coitus has officially started I need to hit the stopwatch
then maybe the guy spent 15 min in oral sex and just 4 in actual hanky spanky
Every denomination that came from Protestantism is retarded and heretic
from one crazy topic to another
offtopic can last 30mins just from talking about it
wait why did that message prompt your comment about mormons lol
do mormons have "3 parents" crap or something
were the guys who claimed to have made cold fusion way back mormon? all I remember from em is they're from Utah
eh, they're all just different shades of brown to me
The formidable distaste for religion 
You should go to the balkans and listen to what great grandmas and grandmas consider
the orthodox christianity religion
fucking hell its horrible
Nah the lds has pretty bad
I just think the whole soaking and bed shaking thing is retarded
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I wouldn't give them passes
"dont cross utencils on your plate you will summon the devil"
Distaste? Nah, they're just heretics. Their twisted vision of what Christianity is heretical
how grandma how
just searched it up and LDS have a faq page specifically talking about not being involved lmao

Nah but fr ive heard it
Promaja will kill your ass mro close that door
I have a distaste for all religion 
And then if you actually read the bible none of this shit ever gets mentioned 
I think its a crutch
just straight bullshit being made up
I know, i went to church the first 13 years of my life
Glad to be rid of it
ask a priest hes gonna say you need to take your grandma to a hospital to get her brain fixed
"Bullshit", hundred of years of folklore 
This ones somewhat true 
when I worked in the warehouse and just rawdogged it not wearing anything besides a thick sweater
does anyone know how this thing works ?
I used to know a catholic who thought swearing would let the devil into your soul, ok Nick, you do you

oh my fucking god I went to bed 1 night and just DIED
Promaja in the big 26...
Promaja is literally just wind
my back was being torn apart by moses 
zamn Moses freaky?
Are you doing anything RF related?
RF Online? 
RF like Radio frequency ?
Yeah
My thoughts
Nah
But everyone has their own opinions
i guess so , the subject its named microwaves
guy seems a bit unhinged but he's on point
I should watch it, it seems interesting
reading this stupid fucking chat
Look at explanation
you are stupid fucking chat
Let people have their opinions my mother's a catholic yet she doesnt bother me about my atheism so who really cares
Also yes, microwaves are part of RF spectrum 

Who asked you?
how did we get to microwaves
🖕

Weirdly it often corresponds with Bogdan talking....
Wonder why...
religion did nothing wrong
I mean it's up to you whether you want to believe or not, religion is a deeply personal thing. If your heart doesn't believe, you can't call yourself a believer.
So it's better to let go than be a false believer.
yes
but not this time weirdly enough
its the people that devote to it too much

The kraken
uh oh
Hey Skom, gm
Pack it up boys 
Dont worry skom, nothing bad happened while talking about religion!
i've been pet
Bogdan is retard?
aughr
God gives me faith to keep on going, if I lacked a faith in what will happen to me after I die then I would simply stop giving a fuck about everything 
and thats all
who isn't
Unemployment final boss 
That sounds bad for your mental health
I have my hobbies and family for purpose
eh
The spam messages essentially trying to hide what happened 
what happens after isn't really my concern
The moderator does not concern himself with the opinion of users

Which was nothing but still funny
On a stroll
What happened to the dogs 
Eatem
Meal
The horse was so hungry he could eat a dog

nothing bad was happening to me before I was born so I don't see a reason to assume something bad will happen to me after I die
How hungry was the horse?
Holy shit i was right
The lion does not concern himself with the opinion of moderators
That was also a not so cleverly hidden reference
the lion gets muted
The lion gets poached 
That heresy match felt like a fever dream lmao
Was peam
Was ‘ungreh sah


And trianq was just there, but yeah
Sums it up
Also not poor, that was a W
I love convos like that
More entertaining than the fuckin silent crowd over there, sweaty nerds
Dont talk ever

I mean trying to convo like that in havoc tbf is uh def a thing
I might be inclined to say 
oh boy we're restarting the religion convo

meanwhile, the opulence and corruption(?) and child-fuckers of catholicism
Cheesus
too late
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shit
eh
Thats america's problem
lol
sure

Divine intervention 
rip
there, so we can all take part
Wind
Wind
Wind
fart
Oh so nothing changed okay
Also xcvb jumpscare
he wasn't even subtle with it 
Yeah lmao
They never are, are they?
No
who is they

Wait, when was i last muted? Pretty sure it was after the last assassination 
I said choice words
And those were poorly chosen
I only been muted once by falco, and it was deserved lmao
lets check
I only ever muted myself
With @ everyone copied and pasted like an idiot
Yeah it was dry, both times
skom gonna strip search everyone now
Suppose not too bad of a round
Playing with fire
I just wanted to share vintage story news
Bot got cloudflared

What the FUCK is wrong with these frametimes
Ledy just decided to possess you for a second dont worry 
20ms contant, max 80????
Ledy?
does he know
PAPERS PLEASE
I never do
I always forget, or am not there
jorji my beloved
Mostly forget
damn, chat so retarted it broke the bot
Oh noes 
also hi 
Oh thank god, i didnt want to see it rn
If thats what broke it how tf would the bot ever work?


plot armor
Jorji da goat
RATSU!!
Idk if plot armor could save offtopic
you wanna vintage story
Just eat choccy after 
im waiting for birb and taco but will probably launch server soon
sweet
birb will be awake soonish
Im waiting for the day the mods have to enact exterminatus on this chat

Dont forget about asking for a taste

Already happened with ledy tarkov copypasta the question is what's next
goatse copypasta
aint the copypasta largely just stupid folks crawling up the wood works
oh wait that happened already
Fart
And tarkov are getting banned first before this chat does
folks acting like they're too good to be here, boy fuck you
I can also hazard a guess that newbies chat probably gets nuked before this one
me when the free dlc method stops doing the method so my game doesnt do game thing
They all happened in newbies because a lot of people took ot as a chance to spam stupid shit but Idk if they were perm
I JUST WANT TO COMMIT GENOCIDE IN WARHAMMER 3
all those "who pinged me" boowhomp
Already has been deleted before
Thanks falco



fuck did i miss
who's getting the boot
hip sex animation 
employed grown up btw
Wind got.muted
Again
Lots of shit
wait what 
MOTHERFUCKER IN GAMEEEEEEEEEE
Also dobe, we had religion talks, which is what happened to wind
Religion fighting

Decided to restart an illegal chat with fighting
nothing of value lost













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