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what did you drink?

I wonder how was ur chat like lemme see
Bourbon
|| Waiting aint gonna save it || 
Long island iced tea
Mostly just flirting with people
In dms
Dumbass
Oh yea that too
Not me???
rather play and rpg modpack in mc

anyways 
Evil

Gey thoughts or son daughter
?
8 million brownies, give me turbo diabetes
Kill me now

The 8 million brownies are worth more than 5 million dollars
Whore
Lets start with MBOmnis
Cup immediately goes to flirt with a married man
I am legally obliged to inform you that my wife knows krav maga
🥀
The what
So what I'm hearing is mbo wife actively will kick the shit out of cup 
Would you rather have 10 billion dollars daily, everyone is always friendly to you, best partner ever, everyone loves you, you're the most handsome person ever, you get to look like you always wanted and you have many friends
Or
Bone cancer
Damn flirting failed
krav maga is a self defence "martial art"
Bone Cancer
Let's go with bone cancer
Bone cancer is pretty based
Why would you pick an option that obviously gives you a meaningful and beautiful life?
gotta be bone cancer
eye gouging is a "technique" now
yo i know that one
came preinstalled with my "Human OS™"
Anyway

@proven tundra
mankind has been doing that shit to their enemies/animals or whatever since like... forever
car
She sad
sad car?

dinner served
@copper vapor repost deez nuts 
YOU DIMBWIT FUCKING PIECE OF NINCOMPOOPING BAGGER SHITTIMG GARABGE HOMOGENOUS ABSOLUTELY DOWNER CRAP
HUH
i prefer outright extermination with the formidable survivalists rifle (best weapon from honest hearts)
or this machine
this machine is good
trying to keep it classy
dementia any%
This is a really tough one
don't wanna aggro random npcs just killing strip people
oh, classy? may i direct you to the .45 Auto pistol?
Does survivalist rifle get buffed by Grunt perk

yes
yep
anyone playing ABI ?
Nice
its a service rifle (kinda)
well actually it is
just in 12.7
with unique furniture
actually idk tbh
since a lot of the dlc shit acts weird
.50 beowulf basically
Oh my gawd bro, hell nawh man
Who brought this guy
Get yo ass off here
no it does work
ikr
absolute butt intimidation
Idk what kind of mod I downloaded but with crit 12.7mm knock people back
Its stupid
I keep getting stun locked by fucking white legs because of this
Slav Jank > Chinese Slop
turd vs shit
Bone cancer versus brain cancer
it's funny that you retard say this but keep spamming zzz slop
both are kinda ass but i think china wins on this one
both wins
you are the loser
am I how so
Anal Bead Insertion
Well I dont play it

I goon to it
heh i dont play any of these games
Fair enuff
just asked if someone plays it cuz i saw you guys play arc
this is NOT what i want to hear
I LOVE BOMBARDMENT PROTOCOL
I LOVE BOMBARDMENT PROTOCOL
i was not expecting a hit piece on ichika nito for 2026 or any time really but it's cool that it happened
also imagine being a catholic priest and having to keep the seal of confession that some retard goons to furry futa zzz jane doe
what

Anyone plays Hytale so far
u dont know what ERP means ?
ik what it means
i know that trianq does
heh
i used to extreme roleplay in goldshire too
which server
private
Ulysses didn't say "bear" or "bull", not even once?
bro living in eu yikes
could be worse
good news chat
i have a better hairbrush
bad news
my shit be lookin like a mullet rn
I had a dream
I dropped a slur in gamma server
And got banned
And I was really happy
Might not even get banned. (I didnt but i removed it pretty quickly)
mods see all deleted messages
Yet here i am
was it at me
Oh no you'd be into it
hahahaha what gave you such a proeposterous idea hahaha
i saw this, but i love them
Can't cause something you already got 
A little elf whispered it in my ears when I was brushing my teeth

the yapper
hes vocal stimming
awawawawa
me when birb starts talking about something hes passionate about (this is all i hear)
i can hear this animal
it goes awawa
@sour rivet am i wrong?
yes



you are a birb no?
Now train it to steal quarters
i speak in tongues
@wild vortex https://open.spotify.com/track/1vh9zT0gCLw7KbSaZIgbkX?si=PM2InI79QRudb-l3v3Kr1w go listen to math rock
Off topic cult
jarvis play spongebob trap remix "krusty krab"
shit slaps 
its beautiful 
i think i shall after i finish with my writing rock
math rock is awesome
gotta write this mini essay thing for an application and im all done
just yap out the word count
Obscure japanese rock bands my beloved
How my ass writes when there's a word minimum
Unpopular opinion
Word maximums are so much worse than minimums
LET ME FINISH MY FUCKING PARAGRAPH YOU GRHASV MPSHE
almost flawless 
never had a word maximum before
Ikadakimas bismallah
Bnuuy bnuuy bnuuy bnuuy
tommy wright on da creep with the fuckin saaaaawed off
holy fuck the dual shivs as hive scum are FUCKED
literally all light attacks and i just shredded a mixed horde of ragers, crushers and regular melee units
sure you gotta use heavies on the crushers
but fucking hell just lights will tear them to shreds
you basically dont need to do much more than spam left click

the bonesaw is fun, its kinda good, but it pales in comparison to the knives
@frank hearth I know some people might not like to hear this, but this league in poe2 has probably been one of the most healthy for variety in builds
possee deep is how i creep

Also kinda insane how it took only 4 weeks for the fub build ascendancy to hit 3rd place instead of holding first for literally the entire league
Mainly because fubs build this league was turbo ass to play for a lot of people I hear
Man
Shit sucks
I love myself restocking shelves while my phone just blasting DISTURBING THE PEACE
crazy title louis
Like very loud
I just dont care if ppl think I am Persona 3 fan I am not
Just chillin
I dont evem know whats Persona is about
school kids shooting themselves in the head to summon demons from hell
become a shin megami tensei fan 
dont worry cup
most persona fans havent actually played the games either
Doing a bounty and meanwhile next to ym hold location a fucking MGR battle is going on because the eidolon was there
hop on smt 3 nocturne insaniax mod which released last weak
this is the true jrpg experience
POV the Grineer during that
im about to overdose irl bro
dopamine overdose
my brain is lighting up like a christmas tree from these shivs
I almost forgot that the Persona dev created a game that won last year GOTY
Naw man

I cant play when tide is dark
was worth a shot
Yes
oh...
7 hours total today
Well nothing's wrong w that
alr, i will ask you tomorrow again
idk when
but prolly like 6 hours ago, but tomorrow
if that makes sense

oops
how i feel in the morning
00:00-02:40 Hideout tour
02:41-07:40 Intro mission
07:41-12:47 Chop Shop
12:48-15:12 Dealership
15:13-17:33 Wilderness
17:34-18:56 Increased arsenal and Carmine suit
18:57-21:57 Salvage Yard
21:58-22:32 Posadochny
This is gameplay footage from version 0.3 of Brigador Killers aka The Garage Build that was made available on Itch.io on December 19...

alo
new brigador?
I meant to send this Brigador video instead of that screenshot again
someone's gonna hit me with the ♻️ sooner or later
and it joever
there you go chief
I WILL PLAY DARKTIDE WHENEVER I WANT, WHEREVER I WANT, HOWEVER I WANT, WITH WHOEVER I WANT YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

wherever?
including your job?

ah ok
I am a model employee
i got a gaming laptop when i worked overnights at the shelter
cut to cuppy just chilling on discord ignoring customers or whatever you do


"model"
Accurate deadpool
we gotta kill deadpool
We gotta kiss dead pool
kissable deadpools
reasonably good key run... 3 guns 
what the fuck
and yet again a urpl in the first metal crate I breach in the same room where I spawn
important
looks at you like this
need
sam why
@sour rivet https://youtu.be/GKje6sxXszQ 
The Index Apprentice - Sora
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#limbuscompany #projectmoon
im personally fond of the final fight of part 1
The Ring Apprentice - Albina
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PEAK IS OUT

please stop eating people
some people wanted a SBS of the two videos and i want to continue stating that these two videos are connected, this is the same exact house in both videos, i did not just use the same map. Lei heng was just staring at the monitor waiting for the radar to go off btw
the videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y4Q6dGm2EA
https://www.youtube.com/...
CAWWWLIZZZZ
Are you french
cawliss de cawliss de cawliss
Or are you just linking them lol
no but i know a lot of quebecois
rat
a beautiful people
I'm surprised she didn't curse once
not one little putain de merde
or anything
i mean she tabarnak and cawliss'd
still no update 
dunno those
That Tesla one is my favourite
its updateable on mobile
phone only run lets go
Send me more french maymays
Hehehe I have to learn more french to enjoy more memes. More languages more memes. 
tabarnak is like a religious curse word


i forgor
I heard Brazilian memes are exquisite
I'd have to ask dad
I see 
I honestly am not sure what cawliss is tbh
Ratdad
Yes
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The kids and I got him a gift certificate to have wine made
peak mentioned
Haven't had carrot cake in a while, I really don't understand the appeal
It's dry
@rocky turtle
With cream cheese frosting
Then it was made shittily 
I only had store bought basic one
MOIST
i thought you said something else..
oh.
playing gachas on steam 
i am playing a STORY-BASED GAME
its still a gacha
im gonna gacha
blyat
It's interesting that I like gambling but hate gacha
I prefer cheesecake
Or pie
Instead of a cake
But it was my dad's birthday and he always asks for carrot cake
not my tea reviewer 
I love cheesecake
With blueberry jam

Dam
😔
ok wait
Stake with blueberry jam mmmm
Yummy chicken wings
Yum
The most delicious part of the chicken
With blueberry jam
Besides the nuggets
the potato skins used to be good
Wrong Buzzer
I think drumstick is best
Oh fuck
Okay those are good too
a good deep fried drumstick
Whole ass rotisserie chicken is best
😭
Potato skin is usually my fav
@marsh cargo how did you setup Fika server
I forgor
aquire the server
put your ip on it to act as host
edit the spt launcher to use your ip instead of the default one
its Kim psyop to give us lunacy
Bum bum be dum bum bum be dum dum 🥶🗣
#cyberpunk #gaming
The f*ck is wrong with you, psycho
my therapist wont talk to me anymore....
inline failure
im gonna do it
No rizz
@blazing maple
i have dark rizz
That's a fucked up looking bird
be nice
obvious bird
with?
That was me being nice
this dragon hates green animals
with what 
im getting a million interviews
The hell is this site
i want to kill them all
red sun
Some azu ahhh 4chan?
Kill interviewer
For intended purpose do not kill the interviewer
middling social media platform
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E36I77ardm4 holy shit what the hell??
Multiplayer mod for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/11590
https://discord.com/invite/AGXXvGNnH8
this is insane
maybe i would try the game that way
limbus servers down
back to sleep limbus player
i am going to beat u
mmmm later :)
1 gigabyte update tf
live birth scene
they actually put cinema 

😳
do you think vergilius is gonna throw hands

everybody 
time to get my index donkie 
wah

explain the boss to me
cuz despite my reading i dont understand her fuckin skills
2 skills i can clash the other 3 kill me
u need to win her aoe skills
other strong ones tank with ryoshi
cause she cannot die
russian hacks

then u cant win 
i call upon bamboo-hatted kim



have you played arc since we last did?

genuinely
Nah

Have not 
friday?
Uhhh maybe, will see
k
guys i lied i wasn't sleeping
i finished the game
man it always feels weird seeing the slides
maybe im just an emotional 🚬
making me want to return to the osmium mines
theyre really good slides
its because YOUR CHOICE MATTERED! :D
(until it doesnt because you cant play after the ending)
man it sucks seeing the followers pushed out with ncr ending
at least the kings stood their ground
the followers get very few good endings
theyre doing their best
i would say kings is second
cause at least the king tries
theyre crooked a lot but yeah its more a protection gang than anything
i wouldn't say they're crooked
the king genuinely cares
also i think i fucked up and didn't make hanlon a hero
pacer cant be the only jerk
what the helly
althought he did retire
ENGLISH LAW
i just don't like oliver
AZU NOOO
@rocky turtle sir
i used to like hanlon but hes kind of just one of those "the military invasion of fuckistan and the resulting 200 thousand dead were a real strain on taxpayer dollars and made us feel bad"
guys
its hard to explain without political
don't like comparing shit to irl templates
his objections to the stuff the ncr does is more that its inefficient
takes away from the character
well thats what video games are
informed by the world we live in
commenting on it
yea but basing them on templates is lame
i think he knows the ncr is corrupt
he tells you brahmin barons are worth more than the people in the mojave
like most heavy troopers are used to protect them
god what a well written game
yea
i love when there isnt just one reading of stuff
and people get different conclusions and stuff
idk i like hanlon
i think if you help him he's a decent character
i dont think hes evil
ik
theres very few evil people in nv
disagree
well aside from the nameless ontologically evil bad guy npcs
omertas alone make me go nuts
oh yeah theyre scum
i kill everyone on the strip except the tops
they don't seem that bad and they are funny
they kind of just hang out and have fun
you could almost say the same about white gloves after finishing the quest
but i kill them anyways
feels more personal than the omertas
no because they want to act all high and shi
you aint better than me
that bitch owner annoys me
especially when talking about the steaks
"we could let everyone enjoy the steak but then it wouldn't be a delicacy"
kys you retarded hag
the 44 pistol i improved holdout smuggled in:
i genuinely hate house more cause he gave these people power rather than what he does or wants to do
yeah he kind of just wants his its a small world galts gulch larp
i have complicated thoughts on him

i don't
he's a hack
saviour of new vegas and all he has to show is making cannibals and raiders allies
walling of the rest of the mojave
dont forget a horrifying ghetto out front
just give them an apartment building or something it feels like the squalor is part of the larp
if it was somewhere south and far maybe i get it
cause he doesn't give a fuck
dude doesn't want to make things better
he doesn't kill benny who tries to betray him cause it would look bad for business
i kind of find something compelling about how obsessed he is with his little snowglobe to the complete neglect of everything else and humanity
too bad there isn't a pure good option as an ending
but i guess that's what makes it good
its very mad king
iirc he likes them cause they represent a perfect contained world
or smth like this
the ron pearlman effect
wha
food

guy who narrates the end slides
no hes always been the narrator
huh
he was also in 4 but as the tv dude in the beginning
yeah
hellboy in between missions narrated fallout endslides
the duke
Peep the tech
Wait this isnt brainfart
But me in between them and I'll come back pregnant
clam down
What are you making
what's the difference 
Chicken but I don’t have kitchen weights
So I put a kilo weight on it and baking paper
@sour rivet melon
How do you plan to pick up the weight after
Friend told another friend they'd beat them in a 1v1
The retort https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRG-u-F_JZc
Alr
in what 
CS
MY GOAT WILD HUNT HEATHCLIFF PULLED OUT A REQUIEM ON A HOPELESS ATTACK
not even irl fist fighting
THAS WHY HES THE GOAT
Sorry we don't do fisticuffs like back in your day grandpa
i...
have neither
and.. i dun really like hydroid?
im afraid i cannot do this quest
call me that again and ill force yo ass back on sea of thieves
bro doesn't even plunder
why are you even HERE
give me another quest
woe be upon you
4 bounties bugging in a row
My favorite remains being unable to interact with the panel needed to open an area on orb vallis
Spaghetti code at its finest
@rocky turtle pinky nursefather finished
Turned out pretty good too
Looks yummers
resident evil 9 showcase?
PLUNDERRRR
BOARD THE SHIP
also love the new bio
0.o
CANNON BARRAGE THIS WHITE BOY
oop-
12am 
Join my crew
I'll let you steer the ship
yarr
hey sam guess hwat
ayeaye
?
kayyy
I go sleep its 6am
oh my god
I have a lot of gaming to do tommorow (i only play dayz and i wanna play lol tomorrow, im miserable and useless)
Real life blunderbus reload speed
That be allowed on me crew
Reminds me of the negative speed melee guy from way back
we have days dedicated to being a fat fucking chud
the cow forgets i run the crew
(Sometimes i play ace combat and then i rip my balls off because i miss s rank by 50 points)
(i am glued to the ship)
I kill Pirates in elite dangerous
How does that work out
Elite offtopic arc when
Offtopic squadron
nay
Truly the greatest sandbox game ever made...
Music used in the video:
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It's Danbo - Wheelchair Sam https://youtu.be/LNPqe4Cr8Gs
BY THE SEA WHAT IS THAT FLYING METAL BEAST!?
8 Warframe and Weapon builds that didn't quite deserve full videos but that I still wanted to talk about.
0:00 - Intro
0:30 - Platform Cyte-09 with Magnus Prime
2:04 - Relentless Combination Furax Incarnon
4:04 - Reflect Damage Nova
6:04 - Evil Volt
8:04 - Nepheri Valkyr
10:02 - Fat Valkyr (Warcry Chroma)
12:04 - Incarnons that work on Oraxia
1...
thank you
I typed in "build" and found da video fast
that usually never works for me on videos so i didnt try
https://youtu.be/k6AWlb_dQks?si=anymPLkyUAVzronD @blazing maple oh
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They're so scary
tried to log in and got scared
i thought you were done with your warf stuff today
Reddit user claims that they've figured out what causes Monster Hunter Wilds performance issues – and it's kind of wild.
︀︀
︀︀According to their investigation:
︀︀
︀︀• Owning more DLC = more FPS
︀︀• This is due to an aggressive check the game does to see what DLC you own
︀︀• It is NOT intentional by Capcom but this constant check causes performance dips
︀︀• The user created a mod that tricks the game into thinking you own all DLC and noticed immediate improvements
︀︀• All information has been sent to Capcom support
︀︀• This same user has already already helped Capcom solve a performance issue in Dragon's Dogma 2
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my bro got it goin ON
The opposite of boneless
HORUSSSSSSSSS
why is bro screamin for horus
Peak Xaku drip
idk
Nya~ :3

where are u at?
ring nursefather
1st fight or 2nd?
2 fight spoiler 
inb4 ring nursefather id breaks bleed teams
bro im gettin my ass beat why does it have to be 3 team again
nvm sinclair just hit em with the strong skill
we are winning
dry you spoke too soon
get FUCKED
we got pay2win performance before gta vi
brother 3rd part is total absolute cinema
and im not even at the end of it
prepare to be beated by kid 
nah, I'd win

if u can read
If not a dragon ball fan = can read.
win rate wins 
The hardest optional objective in bounties
"Capture target without killing anything else"
Since nobody seems able to do so
nakey
put some damn clothes on
what the fuck is that
da hell
skin and bones without the skin
They're bones
also sam you din answer me question earlier
ok not looking cause of the sass
i ask again
i thought you were done with warf today
Inbox, in fact, does not work
i'm not done
im going off of what you told me
okay well I'm not
mmmmhmm
it worked


I miss my feet
xaku says, despite having the ability to retrieve them
I miss my feet tails, I misss them a lot.
I miss my tails feet
why does eggman miss tails' feet, is he kinky?
he'll be back
for the drop I want from this bounty
Wort worort
We got the drop 
rare stover
RARE STOVER
what even is that
Stover
the what?
STOVERRRR
isp undied
so i must voice my
FRUSTRATION
what the fuck is this code
why does it have so much useless shit
fuel type switching is normally like 3 lines per fuel type
anyway jokes aside holy shit 6k rep
yoink
The rarest stover type there is
I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS
Space ant eater
It's a Kubrow but prehistoric that got thawed
she keeps yappin like i know EVERYTHING about creatures
They're giant and pure muscle
why taking animals
unmhand me
rep farm or menace to nature
call it
these are the lures I have for the various orb vallis creatures
lotta 'em aint there?
menace to nature it is
i'ma yoink more animals first
To grab a kubrodon!
Man.











