╟❓general-offtopic

[real aspen]

i hate liquid hydrogen

[celest plank]

around the block there are 8 blocks

so 9 blocks is comedy

aka bosnia

[craggy oriole]

why do you hate liquid hydrogen

[pallid sapphire]

his mouth looks like an asshole

[real aspen]

it's

uhhhh

[celest plank]

tf

peter scully

[pallid sapphire]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[green granite]

Well i guess you are standing on a landmine that either failed to explode or going to

[real aspen]

why does a word for "not dense" not exist

[celest plank]

you dont wanna know

[real aspen]

light?

[craggy oriole]

i was thinking about that the other day too

voluminous

[pallid sapphire]

yep i dont,i googled and i dont

[craggy oriole]

fluffy

[celest plank]

one of the worst motherfuckers alive

[copper vapor]

he looks like swen vincke

[pallid sapphire]

this dude killed a 6 year old cause his parents are muslims

[craggy oriole]

he looks like bill from kill bill but older

[pallid sapphire]

so hes a dirtshitbag too

[craggy oriole]

oh that guy

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWMnNoHshRA

now AI slop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cepq7gCNtys

🫡

[sour rivet]

i like to listen to the one that has the phantoms flying about

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1461078133188071578/VID_20260114_112140_626.mp4?ex=69693e8c&is=6967ed0c&hm=590e8be9bbc2d06c82990c504d927122b28d2f42525fd3eb23d2135e79640e25&
@sour rivet @pallid sapphire @craggy oriole @copper vapor @celest plank @real aspen @thick plover

"if i put them outside to dry I will be giving shade on the next block"
"a friend of mine got the same tent she's very happy"
"they wash themselves , cuz tehre isn't space for anything else"

[rocky turtle]

its not broke completely

[shrewd gull]

mjau

[halcyon fossil]

😌

[craggy oriole]

what is that

[halcyon fossil]

bitburner

free javascript class game basically

[rocky turtle]

ye bringing tank buster there was a good idea dude is tankier than a fkn doomsday machine

mf why did u come

[halcyon fossil]

annoying warlock

[rocky turtle]

[halcyon fossil]

templar + melee weakness is nice though

er close range weakness

[rocky turtle]

we got our own chosen

[halcyon fossil]

the final boss

[upbeat verge]

@rocky turtle @sick trail

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/mrow-self-control-discord-typing-meow-gif-27360864

[quiet abyss]

i understood like 4 words

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/duty-stalker2014-stalker-duty-soldier-gif-10490403853362403773

[sick trail]

@sullen stag they found your insta

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[restive bear]

Furros definitely means something like furries

[halcyon fossil]

actually impressed that i understood pretty much the entire video

[quiet abyss]

i got that one, yes

and i got yaoi, sadly

dinosaurs was quite clear

but other than that, i got nothing

[restive bear]

Ig the conclusion of that video whether we understand it or not should be pretty clear

[craggy oriole]

i have eyes and comedic sensibility

[upbeat verge]

moral of the story

Furry de yaoi

[craggy oriole]

furry de yaoi

[upbeat verge]

love how excited she was

she knows ball(literally in that case)

[ripe wyvern]

That would be a very funny cocktail name .

[quiet abyss]

maybe

[halcyon fossil]

imagine being known as the yaoi guy

[upbeat verge]

some of em have great plots

just because its yaoi dont mean shit

or so i've heard

[halcyon fossil]

oh no, no shame at all from me

i partake on occasion

[upbeat verge]

course u do

[halcyon fossil]

[upbeat verge]

RESPECT THO

[quiet abyss]

i dont know shit about yaoi

[sullen stag]

lmao

[rocky turtle]

I WONDER WHERE IS ENEMY ENGINEER HERE

[quiet abyss]

but if you asked me to name some dipshit chapter of space marine, from some dipshit old lore

i gotchu

[rocky turtle]

[ripe wyvern]

Start with chapter one

[quiet abyss]

dark angels

thats the first

unless you mean the first one to meet their primarch

that would be luna wolves

horus was the first primarch to be found iirc

[quiet abyss]

any more?

dont say the second chapter

it doesnt exist

[ripe wyvern]

Lol

[upbeat verge]

@halcyon fossil

[thick plover]

@oblique belfry hear this

I won 8 games and lost 2

[upbeat verge]

ITS NOT TEH SAME

[thick plover]

do you think I went a rank up

[upbeat verge]

MBO

[quiet abyss]

next question, im waiting

[oblique belfry]

no

[thick plover]

Exactly

I LOVE DEADLOCK

[copper vapor]

idc

[oblique belfry]

same bullshit in league

[upbeat verge]

bro didn't watch and thinks its the same

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

exactly

[real aspen]

The frequency of the event in which someone is scared by me approaching and appearing unnoticed makes me wonder whether I'm really the deaf one

[thick plover]

A sumo wrestler wouldn't fit in these

they would drop down

[real aspen]

Like how do you not notice a 2 metre tall 120kg hippo going around in close proximity

[pallid sapphire]

Fat georgian

[quiet abyss]

thats what i thought about space marines, but they manage to go unnoticed

[real aspen]

Are too many khachapuri 😔

And khinkali

[quiet abyss]

@green granite wanna play darktide (if you say no imma just play solo )

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-cross-gif-23844686

[green granite]

Y-

Ye-

Yeno

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-darktide-get-away-shoo-disappear-gif-5683568285290773389

[quiet abyss]

ok so i am not sure how to take that

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/mustafa-necohaus-kitty-cat-warhammer-40k-gif-11500918880958315641

commissar cat

this one here

kill him

[timid hollow]

i have the urge to play a moba

[green granite]

Standing in kid toy isle while playing Darktide OST outloud gives a funny vibe

[craggy oriole]

im the guardsman that shoots first

[timid hollow]

and im thinking about just play dota to not play lol

[quiet abyss]

so is that a no?

[green granite]

Im at work

Go play yourself

[quiet abyss]

then why are you on discord... at work?

[green granite]

Im bored

[craggy oriole]

good job

[quiet abyss]

crazy

[craggy oriole]

in my bracket its usually "got time to lean got time to clean" bozos

[green granite]

Im just reading stuff on S.T.A.L.K.E.R lores

And discord

[craggy oriole]

what have you learned

[green granite]

So apparently Strelok was the Marked One all alone

[craggy oriole]

hey man spoilers

the fuck

[quiet abyss]

for an ancient ass game

[craggy oriole]

hot off the presses spoiler

[marsh cargo]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@green granite

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

literally 20 years old

[craggy oriole]

im not afraid of you

[vital venture]

Spoilers for a game made in 2009

[pallid sapphire]

[craggy oriole]

stalker stalker stalker

[quiet abyss]

07

[craggy oriole]

sidorovich marked one

springboard

[quiet abyss]

but yeah

[green granite]

Swiper swipes your credit info

[quiet abyss]

@vital venture you best be reading (at work, on the clock, as you should)

[rocky turtle]

FUCK YOU

[vital venture]

I already have been in my college class

[quiet abyss]

good man, the commissar cat will not be killing you

https://tenor.com/view/mustafa-necohaus-kitty-cat-warhammer-40k-gif-11500918880958315641

this one ^

👍

[marsh cargo]

Car

[green granite]

Sparter

Im too desensitized

It wont hurt me

[marsh cargo]

At least rule break for a good game

[green granite]

You kno

[real aspen]

Cuppy is desensitized to whipping

[vital venture]

Who aint

[green granite]

Imma attempt at playing DOOM on my Company's device

[sour rivet]

spart
convince me to not spend 54 dollas on the gyre prime weapon pack

[real aspen]

Play doom on MRI machine

[green granite]

I guess at one point

It feels good

[real aspen]

Alternox fucking sucks ass

[marsh cargo]

Ok easy

Each are 100 plat on market

[real aspen]

One of worst weapons in game

[copper vapor]

it's a parachute

[sour rivet]

tru
but pack also give me 1kplat

[marsh cargo]

Also yeah alternox is peakdogshit

[green granite]

What game is this

[copper vapor]

dangit. shitty reward but all trials done 3*.

[sour rivet]

but

[real aspen]

1k plat is like 3$

[sour rivet]

it sounds so good to shoot

[green granite]

Shotgun Silencer(

[sour rivet]

not for me

[marsh cargo]

1k plat is 10 dolla on a 50%

[real aspen]

Goonframe

[green granite]

Hmm

[copper vapor]

extended barrel

[celest plank]

@frank hearth baszd meg

[thick plover]

she wear the

as underwear

[green granite]

I should buy a MacBook laptop for gaming

[pallid sapphire]

[frank hearth]

well fuck you to

[celest plank]

hungry thinks of the bread

[copper vapor]

@carmine laurel @little depot should I get this to use with the survivor augment

[green granite]

Reads Peak Comic
Girl is cute, guy is nice
Good chemistry
They kiss, they held hand
Get together please
Dude didnt have enough courage to say "I love you"
Story ends dude never see her again
One shot comic

https://tenor.com/view/bardiibardii-ohmydlsslde-mosthatedgc-gif-21176225

[pallid sapphire]

[green granite]

What the fuck man

Why did u write story like this

This is just straight up ragebaiting

[vital venture]

Sounds like when I get a peak looking manga recommendation my feed just for it to be a oneshot

[copper vapor]

damn. got very close to triple promotion group

two eye stripes cosmetics?

probably a visual glitch

[carmine laurel]

if you're in friendly lobbies, sure

[copper vapor]

mostly yes.

[copper vapor]

I dunno what to pick, got all the skills that I really wanted

[carmine laurel]

tbh I dont see the appeal in running survivor

[carmine laurel]

cause like, if I see you trying to crawl across the whole map

[vital venture]

Weird looking cookie

[carmine laurel]

I'm going to finish you off for your survivor

[craggy oriole]

candy bar

🤤

[marsh cargo]

Damn shyion murder

[carmine laurel]

Useful

dodging further + less stamina use is just good

[carmine laurel]

damn straight

[green granite]

@quiet abyss

[copper vapor]

I almost never sprint dodge

[marsh cargo]

Murderhobo

[carmine laurel]

not to be funny, but if you're going to try crawl 600 meters to extract

[vital venture]

They made a darktide version of the meme? Yoink

[green granite]

Omatsuri Mambo

[carmine laurel]

all you're doing is telling me you've got something expensive in your bag

[obsidian sun]

gomorrah bosses and thugs cleaned

[quiet abyss]

im good bro

[obsidian sun]

time for house

[quiet abyss]

you do you tho

[marsh cargo]

[carmine laurel]

and you're already in downed state, so its just a single press of spacebar to take it

[marsh cargo]

Tru

[vital venture]

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-gif-14141276552966470862

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG3KOGoRcfg

[green granite]

Wtf

[sour rivet]

thats me

[copper vapor]

ice cream cones are bigger in the 41st milennium

[slim magnet]

argentina

[green granite]

Huh

So this only has the

Skull with spine

And the helmet w flashlight on it

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

bio hazard... sounds like the local game shop

[copper vapor]

also I had 3 wolfpacks and had to take out 2 rocketeers

throwing them up high certainly helps hit the unarmored part. 2 wolfpacks took down one of them

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

for the other, wolfpack thrown up high and about 5 shots of hullcracker did the job

[green granite]

Beam Thing

The fuck u mean Beam Thing

[copper vapor]

then I got scared about extracting because I was hearing raider flares popping off and a lot of movement near the elevator

[pallid sapphire]

what

ive seen it

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-discord-gif-24306382

[green granite]

DISTURBING THE PEACEEEEE

[pallid sapphire]

You turned Kratos into anime gurl

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/disturbingthepeace-gif-10391400951177923181

[green granite]

Huh?

[pallid sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880555200270708817/1457846497910456392/yaysquidward.gif

[sour rivet]

beam

[vital venture]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[copper vapor]

we gettin' there bois and gurls

[sour rivet]

the mere existence of the beak things is already a crime

[oblique belfry]

@celest plank s6 ep3

[rocky turtle]

[slim blaze]

Idk this raising the bar mod is good, but it tries to do too much.

Dark interval is much smaller and so much cooler

[sour rivet]

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/3156770/view/527617179421509101?l=english i love these devs

[rocky turtle]

OF COURSE ITS GONNA BE YOU U MF

[copper vapor]

this meme template is so good

[left mantle]

Wait

[sour rivet]

im waiting

[left mantle]

Warframe has an event that failure is destruction of a relay?

[sour rivet]

yeah

it
hasnt really happened for a while

destruction that is

[left mantle]

But I like Kronia

[sour rivet]

worry not it will not blow

i wish the earth one would tho

[vital venture]

Wouldn't have games theb

[timber oxide]

Lore accurate

[sour rivet]

we moving to neptune

[marsh cargo]

@sour rivet

[sour rivet]

papa hunhow will give us new games

[sour rivet]

i dont think that would stop him lmao

we are in the book he WILL get his hair coupons

[vital venture]

Best we can do is Todd howard

[sour rivet]

he does not exist in warframe

[marsh cargo]

Why is Ricardo man soo funny to meme on

[vital venture]

Huh?

[sour rivet]

he beat our ass in canto 5 and came in outta nowhere during the sweeper intervallo

[rocky turtle]

good job team

[static axle]

@oblique belfry type shit

[sour rivet]

i ask you again Jia Droon

what is it that xcom needs

[oblique belfry]

will check later

[static axle]

Have i done anything cool

[rocky turtle]

@uneven sapphire you were mvp in exalt assault

[vital venture]

I need to buy xcom again

[rocky turtle]

yeah u did good damage and shredded armor from their top guy

[vital venture]

Fun

[sour rivet]

whuh bout me

[static axle]

Hurraayy, i was usefull

[vital venture]

Even if I will always miss on a 95% chance it was fun

[rocky turtle]

u did well on that mission too

[sour rivet]

niceu
i need me a full helmet

remove thine facial expressions

the certainty of steel shall improve my boom

[quiet abyss]

ok so the bonesaw is actually pretty neato for hive scum

i can finally be a harmacist

[ripe wyvern]

What y'all playing

[quiet abyss]

@vital venture are you home?

[quiet abyss]

darktide

[vital venture]

I was really expecting atroxinal to make a mechanicus joke

[quiet abyss]

im learning my bonesaw rn

[quiet abyss]

mechanics?

only mechanic i know is how to microdose heretics with drugs

and kill them

with fent and fury

[vital venture]

Auto doesnt like 40k

Heretic

Also im not

[quiet abyss]

cring

when home?

[rocky turtle]

ok u totally deserved it

[quiet abyss]

whos auto?

[vital venture]

5 hours

[quiet abyss]

jesus

[vital venture]

Auto translate you dense bastard

[quiet abyss]

oh, ok retard, idk what that has to do with this

oh

mechanicus

why translate?

[sour rivet]

brian damage

[quiet abyss]

testing new build

on heresy

idk how it will go

[copper vapor]

hate does drugs on the job

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-dog-afraid-chase-fall-brian-roll-gif-9610810

[quiet abyss]

same bro

[vital venture]

Idk about darktide but I might change my mind or at least do SM2 when home

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-cat-happy-cat-smile-gif-3555983607747631247

[quiet abyss]

does that mean that the psyker can cast brian rupture?

[static axle]

Nothing like abusing legal substances

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-beat-up-brian-smack-shoot-gif-20359013

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-family-guy-family-guy-sad-moment-brian-death-death-gif-19315370

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-family-guy-family-guy-sad-moment-brian-death-death-gif-19315370

[vital venture]

Hasan?

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/845318240745160775/1420173120022515823/s3QQGPl.gif

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-brian-griffin-destruction-spinning-dog-gif-17584289

[copper vapor]

something's hella wrong with this cat's right eye but idc

[rocky turtle]

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/quagmire-brian-glenn-quagmire-beats-up-brian-brian-griffin-family-guy-violence-gif-15795617772272395493

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

Just derpy

[craggy oriole]

im so sad i stopped watching tv by the time the brian death epside came out

[copper vapor]

I don't like brian

[noble basin]

Brian died?

[copper vapor]

but I don't like most of the Family Guy characters lmao

[craggy oriole]

lois is the only real person and family guy is her hell

[rocky turtle]

they are so FUCKED they didnt know at all

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFVUqx6Mudo

[copper vapor]

Peter used to be the "least disliked" one but as seasons went on he started shifting from "dumb and clueless" to being a malicious asshole

[rocky turtle]

game froze

[craggy oriole]

flanderization gets everyone in the end

[static axle]

Chryssalid sounds like a white methhead stripper name

[copper vapor]

hunter pounce scream

[static axle]

[craggy oriole]

no

stalker/go_alert_2a.wav

i used to make wiremod devices in gmod that jumpscared people with that sound

[noble basin]

They are to be hated and laughed at and i might be getting old but its been a while since ive seen an episode ive laughed at

[copper vapor]

oh no.

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-25785566

[lament compass]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-wheelchair-terminator-gif-25609150

[copper vapor]

uh

entirely unrelaed

but I just had to click

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzu2eKEknUw

that thumbnail

peak zoro energy

[slim magnet]

if you had 3 katanas you just have to hit the zoro pose

[obsidian sun]

ring a ding ding

[rocky turtle]

[green granite]

Can you buy the entire Esparanza

[green granite]

BENNYYYYY

[green granite]

You know the funny thing is that

Demoman and Heavy have same voice actor

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

oh so thats why you're blocking downloads for no reason

fuck ass google

[green granite]

Man

Should I buy a pack of Corndog like Birb

Its like 4 dollars

[craggy oriole]

what like corndogs or is that an ipa

[green granite]

You never know what is a corndog?

Really?

[craggy oriole]

no i know what corndogs are just you phrased it like its a craft brew beer or something

[green granite]

No

Just normal frozen corndog

In like pre packaged bag

[craggy oriole]

then the answer is always yes

just take the time to cook them in the oven not the microwave is all i ask

[green granite]

Nah man

Imma just gonna be like Birb

[copper vapor]

I wish

[green granite]

Throwing it into an air fryer that has been long marinated with other food

[copper vapor]

can I hit the grievous pose instead

https://tenor.com/view/general-grievous-clone-wars-clone-wars-2003-lightsaber-gif-7321145832527776152

[green granite]

I always find it funny how Grievous was never a force sensitive

[craggy oriole]

ait fryer is good too

[slim magnet]

why does he have 2 arms tho

[copper vapor]

he just a menace

[green granite]

He usually has 2 arms until he need 4 arms

[craggy oriole]

he likes killing jedi

[craggy oriole]

and thinks their swords are neat

[green granite]

Its just the same hand splitted into 2

[copper vapor]

this is before the 'big reveal' that he can split his arms in half

[arctic flicker]

This is the fourth raid in a row with the fockin insectoids

[craggy oriole]

ILLINOIS MENTIONED

MEEEEEEEEE

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

I never had corndogs, they're not really a thing over here

[craggy oriole]

theyre pretty good

ever have cornbread?

[copper vapor]

yea but isn't that baked

[craggy oriole]

yeah, but its really similar

[copper vapor]

[craggy oriole]

cornmeal batter dip it in then fry it

it tastes a lot like cornbread but its crunchier

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/river-plate-twice-chaeyoung-gano-river-gif-4044200067787095785

[rocky turtle]

[craggy oriole]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/193278651020738561/686390396812787724/1583715381438-1.gif

[copper vapor]

damn

good gif

[proven tundra]

That's clever

10/gif

[craggy oriole]

scene from the guns perspective

[ripe wyvern]

Holly vertigo

[green granite]

My most favorite thing to do at work is listening to 1 song for like

7 hours

[craggy oriole]

thats how i do music

[green granite]

Have you known the definition

Of insanity?

[craggy oriole]

i was crazy once

[ripe wyvern]

Drop the song bro

[craggy oriole]

posts the song and its erika

[green granite]

I could be the one - Avicii

[ripe wyvern]

Rip

[green granite]

Rest in Peace indeed

[ripe wyvern]

I genuinely liked the guy

He was too sane for the industry

[copper vapor]

when I get bored at work I just blast UT2004 OST

it's like 4 hours long

not enough for the whole shift but helps

[oblique belfry]

@celest plank fucking paulie is gonna give tony a cardiac arrest

[copper vapor]

3 hours, actually. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0JlMC_a4xk

[proven tundra]

Very important question chat

Who's your favourite bg3 cat

[craggy oriole]

grub

[green granite]

Well

[oblique belfry]

zambomba and tambourine is just a color swap lmao

[green granite]

He is another treasure lost to depression

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_MJCtMlXxHA

[craggy oriole]

theyre sisters

[green granite]

Maui

Manui*

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yahee-gif-2742560024002100041

[oblique belfry]

ah

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/pallas-cat-manul-bite-maim-gif-7475627936840059246

[oblique belfry]

i pick his majesty

[green granite]

I play the Card Against Humanity w a bunch of friend

I am highly convinced im on some watchlist rn

[proven tundra]

[craggy oriole]

the chewer

[proven tundra]

The One Who Noms

[green granite]

All of my friends are traveling asia rn man

Im still here with my 6-4 job

[sour rivet]

damn ok then jeez

oh fuck those are crabs

i will heed the warning

[copper vapor]

car

[thick plover]

HOW

HOW HAVE I NOT RANKED UP YET

HOW MAN

LOOK AT THIS PERFECT MATCH HISTORY

3 LOSSES

[copper vapor]

I see 4

[thick plover]

my bad

still though

HOW DID I NOT RANK UP

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[copper vapor]

[vital venture]

Should only lost 3 times and you would've

[thick plover]

❌

nuh uh

[ripe wyvern]

Is it worth playing deadlock? Or is it another teammates throwing hell situation?

[thick plover]

gaben wouldn't have let me to win

[vital venture]

Simply never lose

[thick plover]

If you have access already

yes

if you don't have access, they aren't letting people in right now

wait for july

the game stops being invite only then

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry 3d-printed anvil

[thick plover]

you can tell i really like the game

[oblique belfry]

why is it so fucking big

[ripe wyvern]

Oh thought it's full free to play already

[copper vapor]

because it is big

[vital venture]

I had a friend give me an old ass code from before they let you record footage wonder if that still lets me have access to deadlock

[thick plover]

no otherwise it would be like 50k players or so

[thick plover]

i ndont know

[vital venture]

Might check that when I get home

[copper vapor]

https://images.steamusercontent.com/ugc/9753477976303592226/80A5474DC92C396AE973CD7A362E111F2EABF882/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

meh it doesn't play as a gif

one moment

[rocky turtle]

stolen

[green granite]

Rubber Ducky?

[copper vapor]

no

this was me some time ago

[vital venture]

Is the hairpin like viable against wasps or hornets at all

[rocky turtle]

FINALLY

[vital venture]

Haven't used it once

[carmine laurel]

very

hairpin does a lot of damage

20 a shot iirc

[copper vapor]

yeah. 2 shots to unarmored rotor destroy it

[carmine laurel]

1 taps pops, 1 taps fireballs when they open, 2 shots unarmored rotors

also its super quiet

[vital venture]

Hm wonder if you could 3 prim with it if your trying to pvp

[oblique belfry]

big iron

[copper vapor]

for a long time I was running anvil+hairpin

[vital venture]

Might check its weight

[copper vapor]

but mostly using hairpin to destroy cameras and those alarms at doors

and indoors against pops/ticks/fireballs

[slim magnet]

39c estimated on sunday brother release me

knock me out and store me in the freezer until april PLEASE

[copper vapor]

there was a lot of wind and dark clouds overcast here earlier today

then they just

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-2405038352056726836

[ripe wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/niles-reappearing-niles-nileseyy-niles-reappearing-hey-girl-gif-16841074

Balance restored

[slim magnet]

the assault captains from duke nukem 3d

[vital venture]

Rained hard for like 30 mins here then just dipped

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NJ1_nXcDg6c

[ripe wyvern]

We have silent hill fog and fuckin frozen snow

[rocky turtle]

oh its seems 3rd king gonna be here

[proven tundra]

what a spy name

[celest plank]

lmao

even kevin finnerty is fed up with his bullshit

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

u done with helldivers?

[celest plank]

yep

you wanted to play?

[rocky turtle]

[celest plank]

I have work very early tomorrow so I had to go

[rocky turtle]

[celest plank]

lmk if you will be up tomorrow

[rocky turtle]

ye im working on friday

[celest plank]

alrighty

[rocky turtle]

so i free tomorrow

[celest plank]

We can spread capitalism then

[obsidian sun]

FAKECEL

[obsidian sun]

you are banned from the truecel community

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/now-that's-what-i-call-a-distraction-from-the-epstein-files-now-that's-what-i-call-epstein-files-epstein-now-that's-what-i-call-music-gif-17137429653524272758

[runic condor]

when will they get out of early access?

[celest plank]

youyou ||rape||||rape||||rape||||rape|| epstein child ||rape||||rape||||rape|| soundtrackj ||rape||||rape|| grok gamma

[runic condor]

[rocky turtle]

[celest plank]

oh hey hannya

[timid hollow]

:)

[celest plank]

what are you gaming

arma?

[rocky turtle]

5$ dlc

[timid hollow]

dayz

[runic condor]

hello

[celest plank]

aa

[celest plank]

howdy

[runic condor]

studying like a slave

[celest plank]

thats a shame

[obsidian sun]

YOOOOOOO

wrong server

[celest plank]

fuck i mixed the humors up

here its guh and mild homoerotica

and femboyism

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry @blazing maple

[oblique belfry]

i demand offtopic terraria 1.4.5 smp

[sour rivet]

no.

[oblique belfry]

fuck you

[celest plank]

fuck off

[left mantle]

Hell no

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

the game would break

progression will take eons

[celest plank]

id rather have offtopic weiner measuring contest

[obsidian sun]

not participating

[celest plank]

we are meeting in dubai to make an offtopic human centipede

[obsidian sun]

i can get behind that

[runic condor]

wild

[obsidian sun]

badum tss

[celest plank]

what a pun

youre going in the front

[obsidian sun]

thank you

[frank hearth]

joining at the right time once again

[runic condor]

what, are you considering it?

[frank hearth]

[obsidian sun]

sturm confirmed packing

[frank hearth]

offtopic porn empire gotta start somewhere

[obsidian sun]

or very confident

[celest plank]

catching, not pitching

[frank hearth]

15CM to be specific not exactly hung still

[celest plank]

YOU MEASURED IT?

[obsidian sun]

i mean

[frank hearth]

obv

[obsidian sun]

cmon

[celest plank]

i almost said the n word

DUDE

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/we-should-all-know-less-about-each-other-we-should-all-know-gif-15814564922952641327

[celest plank]

i shouldnt say mine

[obsidian sun]

someone pin it

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/cliphy-positive-vibes-happiness-about-gif-13220603

[runic condor]

live
laugh
15cm

[celest plank]

dollar a pound

[frank hearth]

wonderfull drinking le coq while talking cock lovely way to spend the night

[noble basin]

Whats le coq

[celest plank]

drinking le coq talking bout coq holding a coq in your hand

[obsidian sun]

penis in french

[noble basin]

Dumbass

[celest plank]

that would be le coux

le penisè

[noble basin]

Thats wrong

[obsidian sun]

yes ik

[runic condor]

coux de grace

[obsidian sun]

tu suce le bite or some shi

[celest plank]

i would never think this day would come true

[celest plank]

but I have a bigger dick than most of offtopic

😭

[left mantle]

...what the actual fuck is this shit

[obsidian sun]

i would make a joke

[noble basin]

Neat

[celest plank]

video proof in dms

[runic condor]

circlejerking

[celest plank]

quite a blow, this job

a hand job

[frank hearth]

besides cock talk offtopic calamity server when

[runic condor]

a handful of jobs

[celest plank]

shut it

[obsidian sun]

anyways

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/good-grief-gif-2592010451192571395

[celest plank]

cock talk

https://tenor.com/view/dahi-ksoup-royalcrown-123dahicom-moose-gif-21586179

[noble basin]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-gif-7202518248086882735

[obsidian sun]

you know
i genuinely look like this dude

im not making a joke too

i actually do

[celest plank]

how tall are you

[obsidian sun]

just the face

im 185cm

[celest plank]

ahaaa

[frank hearth]

1.65

[celest plank]

fuck

[left mantle]

You know what, i'm going back to the first thanskgiving

[frank hearth]

[celest plank]

youyou taller than me

[left mantle]

To get turkey off the menu

[celest plank]

im 178

😭

[obsidian sun]

manlet

[frank hearth]

im a tactical ankle biter

[celest plank]

my dick is above the age of consent though

[obsidian sun]

so as tallest offtopic member i should reign as king

[noble basin]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-meme-gif-705829194042584208

[runic condor]

i almost dropped the n bomb for this shit

[celest plank]

my phone randomly shut down after I typed that

[runic condor]

first in my family who read that shit

[celest plank]

I feel like that black guy writing on paper while everything is burning

[noble basin]

No

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[rocky turtle]

blows up half of building
still in stealth

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1405778029057277952/9k.gif

[celest plank]

this might have been the best message of mine to date

[left mantle]

I guess dried feces is flammable if you use it to write with

[timid hollow]

@oblique belfry idk man

[frank hearth]

reapers my beloved

[celest plank]

I read that as rapists

[oblique belfry]

wtf

why now after all this time

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[frank hearth]

sir are you well

[left mantle]

DON'T INSTALL

NO

[frank hearth]

do you need help

[timid hollow]

friend repaired his pc and its basically the only thing we can kinda play

[left mantle]

MONARCH NO

[timid hollow]

rest he plays is ew

even more ew

[noble basin]

Like what

[left mantle]

MORE THAN LEAGUE?

[oblique belfry]

more then league ??

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-tf2-soldier-my-dear-god-dear-god-gif-16659739

[oblique belfry]

wtf is he playing

[timid hollow]

idk genshin

[sour rivet]

GEX NOOOO

[oblique belfry]

nvm then

[sour rivet]

DO NOT INSTALL

[oblique belfry]

thought as much

anyways

un0

[noble basin]

Checks out

[oblique belfry]

you now have 1 more culprit to tomfoolery with

have fun

[left mantle]

yeah because you still forgor your EUW account

[oblique belfry]

shush

[frank hearth]

doge give feedback offtopic calamity server yay or nay

[oblique belfry]

i cant be bothered with a new account

[oblique belfry]

i want 1.4.5

fuck calamity

-# till it gets 1.4.5

[frank hearth]

@left mantle also POE2 patch out

[left mantle]

yup

bro I shared it to you

[frank hearth]

i might have a case of the retarded

[rocky turtle]

i only see 6 of them there 3 more somewhere

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/gaming_leaker/status/2011560619401449844?s=20

legit gaming leaks (@gaming_leaker)

Scott Cawthon has "little to no" involvement in the development of Half-Life 3.

This is because he doesn't work at Valve.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 14, 2026, 10:06 PM

[vital venture]

My dumbass would just try to nuke them immediately with explosives instead of looking around

[vital venture]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G80E2yGXQAEKfwr.gif

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/aintnoway-gif-26881270

[vital venture]

Wrong cat gif one moment

https://tenor.com/view/cat-death-gif-26945163

[copper vapor]

send this to whoever runs that profile

[rocky turtle]

Thats what i did

[vital venture]

[sour rivet]

smh

no

he just a silly lil guy

[vital venture]

I learned when 2 berserkers came running to check a little bit more of the surroundings

[left mantle]

It's a shame tenor is owned by a "fun" overlord

Gonna lose so many gifs

[copper vapor]

you know... you could save them and upload them to giphy

[left mantle]

That's a lot of fuckin work

[sour rivet]

we arent losing our favorites

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1437731769804656730/Scared.gif

[left mantle]

Every so often I get videos about the johnny depp defemation trial and I think "God that was a clown show"

[copper vapor]

so we can keep the hitler winky gifs? great

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/917997720801771520/1387515605003014348/hitler_fun.gif

[left mantle]

Bro the lawyer objected his own words at one point

[copper vapor]

yea

I remember that

'televising' that trial was the most genius move ever

[left mantle]

I still do not get how anyone backed her up after that

[copper vapor]

same way people still believe the earth is flat

[obsidian sun]

the empire grows

[noble basin]

Look at this fool, he thinks the earth isnt flat

Bet you think the moon is real too

[left mantle]

The moon is clearly a giant alien space egg

[noble basin]

Like that doctor who episode

[left mantle]

Also still love that they livestreamed the 24 hour day in antartica

[noble basin]

They keep proving to themselves that they are wrong its hilarious

[left mantle]

the laser gyroscope followed by the holes in the boards remains a legendary self denial

mathematically and experimentally disproved themselves in one movie

[green granite]

The book piranha thing from doctor who is kinda scary

[noble basin]

The what

[left mantle]

You mean the shadow creatures?

Who were only in the books because they were from the forests they came from?

[green granite]

The shadow creature

I like how it was the inspiration for the Trauma Harness from Fallout New Vegas

[noble basin]

Ive only watched the show years ago so

[green granite]

I want to get into Doctor Who but its a lot of season

[noble basin]

But i remember getting freak out by the angels

[green granite]

I think ranging from like the 80s

[noble basin]

Yeah

[left mantle]

It's a good watch

[green granite]

Also fun fact

If you ever play Fallout London mod

When you first start a game and being experimented on by 2 random minor characters who are scientist

They are voiced by 2 different Doctors from Doctor Who series

[noble basin]

The early season arent bad but you can clearly see the quality isnt all there yet, you can start from like s6 tho, its all good from there

[left mantle]

My voice attack profile for elite dangerous is voice by Tom Baker

[noble basin]

Like whenever this guy starts

[rocky turtle]

@celest plank good job

[left mantle]

Also old who is a different beast than new who

[green granite]

Oh it is from the 63

Holy shit its way older

[left mantle]

two very different writing directions

[thick plover]

KILLL EVERYONE WHO FUCKING PLAYS NIGHTREIGN

AND QUEUES

TO NOT DO ANYTHING

AND LEAVE AFTER NIGHT 1 BOSS

KILL EVERYONE

KILL EVERYONE MAN

EVERYONEEEEEE

I WASTED A HOUR OF MY LIFEEEEEEE

DOING NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGG

[green granite]

By the nine Bogdan is tweaking

[thick plover]

oh yea I also laughed at this

[noble basin]

At this point its now: old, new and newer (the one that flopped massively)

[thick plover]

these were my teammates

[left mantle]

Dude I so wish more of capaldi's run was written well

Dude was a FANTASTIC doctor

[noble basin]

The writing in the newer is so bad, this series didnt deserve it

[obsidian sun]

he's beninging to believe

[noble basin]

Real

[green granite]

Sick

[noble basin]

Matt still the goat but capaldi was close as one of the best

[cunning bronze]

I found our old Genius flight stick

From 2007

[left mantle]

Capaldi had the range to be both goofy as fuck and peak dramatic

[cunning bronze]

Need to see if I can get it working for elite

[left mantle]

When the writing was good he made that shit EXCEPTIONAL

[noble basin]

He was the last doctor in my head canon, the rest after that dont exist

[left mantle]

First female doctor

And they ruin it by writing it like absolute dogshit

[noble basin]

Yep, and they did the exact same with the guy after (tho from the few clips ive seen, he didnt seem that good anyway as a doctor)

[noble basin]

Honse

[quiet abyss]

Emperors teeth man, chill

[green granite]

Juanse

[rocky turtle]

[shrewd gull]

what am I looking at

[copper vapor]

the moon is real
it's made of cheese

[rocky turtle]

bruh what

[rocky turtle]

on titan and cyberdisk

WAIT WHAT

its oneshotted him

pyrson being the GOAT as usual

[oblique belfry]

oh no

the sentence has been dropped in friend group

"hey we should buy hytale it looks so good"

it will either be not bought or it will be bought and is only gonna be played for max few days

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skyrim-gif-12158785412394332359

I am the medic

I heal the aliens from "living"

[rocky turtle]

yeah like u got pretty crazy class combo who is really good at shooting bombing and healing

[oblique belfry]

why are people so delusional

its gonna be max 70 bucks

"but its gta6"

yeah but it cant create a new market standard just because its gta6

even rdr2 came out as 60

[slim magnet]

8 years ago

[oblique belfry]

which most newer games were starting to do

in 2019

[slim magnet]

yeah exactly

[oblique belfry]

now most new slops are 70 bucks

which either will be the same case for gta 6

or they will go balls deep and go with 60 again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kg4E-Ja_R4

berd upload

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-dow-gif-24856862

[slim magnet]

nintendo is selling shit above 80 for some time now

[oblique belfry]

nintendo moment

[slim magnet]

inb4 but it's nintendo kekskew emoji

[oblique belfry]

they already fucked over the market by making their new games 70

[slim magnet]

typed too slow

[oblique belfry]

in 2025...or was it 2024

[slim magnet]

it can set the standard just because it's gta 6

if the game is a commercial success at a 100usd entry fee then do you actually and unironically think publishers would look at it and go "nah we're not going to follow suit"

to me you're the one being delusional

100 is an exaggeration tbh tho but i do see it being over 80 on release

[oblique belfry]

80 is maybe

im talking about those that are saying "its gonna be 100"

[slim magnet]

there is no feasible timeline where gta 6 isn't a giant commercial success

[static axle]

Oh yeah, gotta order that console soon

[obsidian sun]

fuck man
i accidentally stole a fucking empty glass at the ultra lux and now they wanna kill me

don't wanna reload a save cause it was an hour earlier and i was gambling

[copper vapor]

i got 3 friends playin together

so far they're not shilling the game or telling the rest of us to buy it

which is... not a good* sign

usually when they get a new game they get very excited

[sour rivet]

it is

very early access

so waiting is better choice

[oblique belfry]

same

i thought the same

[copper vapor]

instructions unclear

bought 5 copies of ultimate deluxe edition

[oblique belfry]

the usual "omg media shows cool game i must have it"

[copper vapor]

being influenced is a personal choice

[oblique belfry]

my friend easily becomes influenced

when it comes to games

sooo

[copper vapor]

random metal crate + security locker

leapers are so fucking goofy

they trip over themselves

[ripe wyvern]

He drunk

[copper vapor]

I saw one become alerted by a noise and it tripped over a car wreck walking towards the thing

then when it "straightened" itself back up it tripped on its own leg

[ripe wyvern]

"who put this car hea huck "

I imagine they have that afro-american voice when they talk

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle im in love with this new item mane

holy shit

its so good

no more hp / tank maxing

its all ap now

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry the urge to buy this and use it everytime we down a squad

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

BRO YOU ARE NOT THE THINKER BRUH

[sour rivet]

"hmmm, to kill or not to kill..."

[oblique belfry]

still no stove

guess ill eat stale bread sandwich

with 0 drinks

[left mantle]

Oh wait daily reset

[left mantle]

Time to get more of the Hex the play totally not DnD ™

[green granite]

@oblique belfry please Doge, I need this

My mom is kinda homeless

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

doge im lookin at the channel why you tryna not to laugh thats disrespecful as shit bruh

[sour rivet]

who that 👀

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

Orrokimaru

[green granite]

@copper vapor

[left mantle]

I got everyone but quincy

[rocky turtle]

cozy

[sour rivet]

I WANT TO SHOOT THE SUN

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG8fglfricM

[craggy oriole]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=36PP4Gc0QPA&pp=ygUdZmFtaWx5IGd1eSBteXN0ZXJpb3VzIHN1bnJvb23SBwkJTQoBhyohjO8%3D

[oblique belfry]

tiem for

hopefully this pieces of shits gets the work done tmrw

[little depot]

Yes it's quite good

[pure compass]

WAKFU

ANKAMA NO

YOU CANT DO IT

ANKAMA UR GONNA GET SUED

noooooooo

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

[green granite]

Azuuuu

[little depot]

Hi

Funny enough the hanger over is over

I only had it last night

Which is quite weird

[green granite]

Excessive drinking