╟❓general-offtopic

[snow tree]

Reload matters for it

[carmine laurel]

yup

[snow tree]

Crazy btw, they should nerf that gun

[carmine laurel]

xD

but the reason i say it

is the hairpin is basically invisible to the rocketeer

lure nades + it means you can shoot it without getting shot at ever

[copper vapor]

I did witness someone pelting a rocketeer for a long time without it ever retaliating

so that's what it was

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTxRdTJRdHw

[chrome ginkgo]

Aw yeah

[snow tree]

It works with silenced weapons too, best when using silencer 3

[craggy oriole]

i think video games were better when they kind of sucked

this shits peam

[snow tree]

If you are far away enough it takes it's sweet ass time to fly to you

[copper vapor]

yea b-movie acting is always more entertaining

[craggy oriole]

its just better

theres a camp to it

movies are for real acting give me pure ham

[pallid sapphire]

i hope they will keep some of it in the Remaster

at leat the dumb dialogue

[craggy oriole]

thats kind of what elevated warframe for me

all the badguys were insane cheesy villains that said dumb shit to you all the time

its perfect for video games

WHY ARE THESE MAGGOTS STILL BREATHING MY AIR

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah okay the gooner zone is doing good

[craggy oriole]

couldnt pay me to get in that pool

[chrome ginkgo]

Daaaamn

[craggy oriole]

https://i.imgur.com/YkWykhI.png his thumbnail title combos are funnier than like 90% of shit ive seen on a network

every time i see some shit like thi

[thick plover]

my internet rn

is tweaking the fuck out

send help

[copper vapor]

just witnessed sounds of someone trying to fight a rocketeer with a light ammo gun

the rocketeer won

[carmine laurel]

you know what was my dumbest rocketeer kill so far?

buried city, standing in red tower, used a kettle to kill a rocketeer

still amazed no one showed up to kill me

[copper vapor]

from 100 to 0 by yourself? dang

[carmine laurel]

yeah I started shooting it with the idea that someone would see it getting shot and help kill it

[cunning bronze]

@static axle @marsh cargo cpu arrived

[carmine laurel]

no one even showed up to try steal its loot

[cunning bronze]

[craggy oriole]

https://i.imgur.com/OsWuADo.png

he grew

[real aspen]

From 20 grams of protein to 3000

Yummers :3

[craggy oriole]

he grew

[chrome ginkgo]

I love guard armor replacers

[real aspen]

Aug

[craggy oriole]

https://bsky.app/profile/nyazsche.bsky.social/post/3mbzwvoqox222

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Bluesky · Jan 10, 2026, 2:15 AM

[shrewd gull]

What the fuck is mro doing in Riften 🥀

[thick plover]

after 2 hours of playing eu4

ive concluded that this game is a bunch of reading

and I will be refunding it

[shrewd gull]

Jel su te zvali bogdane

[thick plover]

jesu

I rekli su da samo mogu da mi prodaju mis po ceni bez snizenja, tako da nema mis

[shrewd gull]

Jebem im seme

[thick plover]

Znam

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/how-can-you-read-this-no-pictures-gif-15201067

[thick plover]

"this thing does this effect"

hovers over effect

theres no popup saying what effect do

[carmine laurel]

look man, if you cant read you cant read

[thick plover]

look online
ah effect do this

[carmine laurel]

it is what it is

[thick plover]

now repeat this 20 times

unpause do action

do same thing again

Im not autistic enough for the game nor do I have enough patience

[arctic flicker]

Can't blame him, I ran out of silver

[shrewd gull]

Stellaris is better

[craggy oriole]

you can be silly in stlaris

[shrewd gull]

Yesss

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/stellaris-my-dress-up-darling-sono-bisque-doll-kitagawa-marin-gif-18255109980702861773

[shrewd gull]

I hav to fix my modlist

Something is doing the silly since I went to linux

[timid hollow]

base :)

[snow tree]

For a naked, normal map run, it's pretty good

[arctic flicker]

Rip 71 year old pawn

[craggy oriole]

you let him die of a heart attack

cringe..

[arctic flicker]

he died pretty fast

[marsh cargo]

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[left mantle]

[onyx vigil]

God I am so fucking exhausted from my life right now

and so fucking depressed

[zealous depot]

Would the next logical step up in mods be getting some prime versions? Trying to get some rifle mods cause I wanna build up my soma

But I'm also looking into getting myself one of those pets from demios

Making a dethcube until then

[left mantle]

Honestly it'd be better to ask someone like sparter, I'm still not all that good with modding

I have a couple prime mods but there's also gold tier mods though that I know people tend to like

[zealous depot]

Yeah true its just that prime is easier to get cause all your doing is buying them from barro

But he don't pop up again for another 10 ish days

[real aspen]

Primed mods are important yes but you can go without them too

Especially for status weapons, soma isn't quite that but still

[zealous depot]

I'm just trying to raise my dps, level 40s is kinda where I start to notice a hard decrease in my damage

[real aspen]

What's your build rn

[zealous depot]

So I'm trying to locate means of buffing myself

There's uhhhh corrupted mods I could get.

Blast kohm with like 182% status chance

[oblique belfry]

i crave one

i shall demand a pochita plushie as well from my sister

[zealous depot]

And a nukor with alot of blast as well, but its currently only level 5 cause I slapped a forma on it last night

[pallid sapphire]

@timid hollow https://bsky.app/profile/acecombat.wiki/post/3mcaqlbwcsk2l

Ace Combat Wiki (@acecombat.wiki)

Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve is the first #AceCombat game to be rated in Australia as M (15+). In addition to "Violence" and "Online Interactivity and Chat", the rating specifies "Chance-Based In-Game Purchases".

www.classification.gov.au/titles/ace-c...

Bluesky · Jan 12, 2026, 7:10 PM

I think we get AC Infinity stuff in this

[timid hollow]

[pallid sapphire]

lootboxes

[timid hollow]

:(

[real aspen]

Panzer vulpa-something is absolutely top tier

[timid hollow]

but more online stuff than battle royale would be cool

[real aspen]

Good investment

[pallid sapphire]

or what else do you think are chance based ingame purchases xD

[green granite]

Sabbbbb

<3

[zealous depot]

Yee, I'm i got all the necessary stuff to try and lure one out, gathered all of it this morning

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/naruko-anime-nyaruko-crawling-with-love-blow-kiss-flying-kiss-gif-17686659

[zealous depot]

But how's the other type @real aspen

I got a bunch of them. The parasite ones

[real aspen]

Eh

[zealous depot]

They look more like tanks

Based on their health

[pallid sapphire]

if theres lootboxes i think there will be a proper online mode as AC Infinity had.As i already wrote

[real aspen]

Doesn't matter, vulps get mods that lets them stay active even if they go down

If anything them going down is a good thing, constant ability spam from em

[thick plover]

2.5 hours played

game refunded

God I fucking LOVE VALVE

[zealous depot]

They also have a mod that will make them die in your place too, no?

[craggy oriole]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/902387327651938305/1135286699946152048/image0.gif

[real aspen]

I believe that's vasca kavat

Honestly don't remember, they're extremely "set and forget"

[pure goblet]

this might just be me..

but why does new vegas story feel so short

[craggy oriole]

rushed game

[real aspen]

Haven't touched my fox's mods in... Years?

It just works

[zealous depot]

[craggy oriole]

how do you clean them then

[zealous depot]

Currently I'm using one of the robots for one of the two elements needed for viral so I can weaken what I'm fighting

[arctic flicker]

game made in around 18 months

[obsidian sun]

but it's good
and it has plenty of side content

i think taking the main quest as the story is not that good
since a lot of side quests make it better

[pure goblet]

NV always struck me as this super lengthy detailed game, but its been like 6 hours and it already feels like endgame
at this point FO3 feels slower and more stretched out, while remaining fun

also pretty sure hardcore mode is the only way to actually feel any sort of difficulty

[obsidian sun]

i mean im approaching 80 hours in my current run

difficulty always felt weird in bethesda games

same run the game is easy and hard

[arctic flicker]

bullet sponge ghoul reaver and albino radscorpion

[pure goblet]

well tbh
it is kinda a game that you replay a few times, so understandable that i'll miss a lot of stuff and just speedrun through it

RDR2 was the same on my initial playthrough, then the second one was the 400h savefile

[real aspen]

Dethcube is cool, but strangely enough, robotic companions are much more "endgame" they can be great, better than animals on some builds, but need investment and synergies

Tldr, go get the Panzer fox, that'll keep you set in terms of companion

[obsidian sun]

i have this issue with open world games where i need to do everything the first time
so i end up with a 200h save and then give up on the game

[zealous depot]

[obsidian sun]

it's a curse

[zealous depot]

I'll be getting panzer tonight probably

Bought 5 of the scents to hopefully get one of them

[arctic flicker]

When you abandon the main quest immediately after being granted the open world to level up ridiculously before starting the most basic main quest bit

[obsidian sun]

this is why i don't hate level scaling personally

i never got the hate if it isn't aggressive

[carmine laurel]

[oblique belfry]

just saw the exam entry document

they did the same shit as last time

1 course in 9.30 am and other 2 courses at 2 pm

in same day

[green granite]

Tbh hard mode and very hard in FO4 are stupid easy

[oblique belfry]

just do em all in 1 session man

[green granite]

Mostly just enemies deal more damage and slightly spongier

[oblique belfry]

can confirm

[green granite]

Same w Starfield but Starfield enemies are already very spongy

But other than that not much different

I have never played Skyrim

So idk

Fallout3 does have certain challenges cuz at certain point enemies can kill you relatively quick but your gun wont hit the target

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-cat-meme-gif-1846281908394439476

[green granite]

And damage in FO3 is absolute abysmal

New vegas is a huge upgrade

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/paulie-sopranos-chair-ghost-gif-20349559

FUCKING QUEEERS

[cunning bronze]

Psu tomorrow and then wait for case and fan oh my god bro the anxiety is unreal 😭😭😭😭

[copper vapor]

@carmine laurel one thing that confused me is that sometimes Pops took 2 shots to destroy
I'm not sure if the "rim" thing acts as armor and protects the main body somehow. probably?

[carmine laurel]

iirc pops have 20 hp

[copper vapor]

hm

do they damage themselves by colliding with geometry perhaps?

[carmine laurel]

so it will take 2 shots + from a few guns

[carmine laurel]

yup, all arcs do

shredders excluded maybe

I havent seen a shredder ko itself

[oblique belfry]

hes upgrading

one day i will be like you

one day 🥀

[copper vapor]

[carmine laurel]

wasps, hornets and snitches can kill themselves by bumping into walls/trees

[oblique belfry]

also today i just counted 50k lira money by hand and now understand why people turn evil over money

[carmine laurel]

rocketeers take damage from it too but because they've got a nice hp pool, it takes more than one bump

I think leapers are immune to collisions

but I also dunno if thats just a "leapers tend to collision a lot so we didnt add it for them" or a "leapers take collision damage when its not their legs ramming into everything"

[green granite]

You should keep yourself sane

Now

[oblique belfry]

no

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-rolling-tweaking-freaking-out-when-the-goblins-gif-1668720571218776666

[latent hazel]

house would be the first to discover the blood stuff in bloodborne was bad

[copper vapor]

and that mouse bites were the solution

[upbeat verge]

House easily solos anyone in the bloodborne universe

[snow tree]

I dunno if this counts as collision damage, but they blow themselves up if they get stuck (prime example is falling into pit Metro on city)

[thick plover]

you cant save presets for the shit you change on vintage

[snow tree]

Also that's probably why we heard the leaper explode and die for no reason that one time

[carmine laurel]

I'd say it counts

[carmine laurel]

you're probably right

[thick plover]

holy sludge

or Im blind

ALSO HOLY FUCK MAN WHEN IS INTERNET NOT GONNA DIEEEEEEEEE

SAVE MEEEEEEE

RELEASE MEEEEEEEEE

[snow tree]

Btw cheesing leaper on that metro is piss easy

[copper vapor]

another victory... but this guy was very badly wounded to begin with
no idea why he'd choose to open fire at me while having 32 hp lol

[snow tree]

You can lure bastion/bombardier there too, but it's much harder

[carmine laurel]

"no risk no reward"

[carmine laurel]

tbf I dont really think killing leapers is worth it

I still need 3 bombadier cells tho

and maybe one more leaper cell

hmm

[snow tree]

I do it for the love of the game, big game huntin

[copper vapor]

CJ pfp
nickname means "I don't stop"

[teal spade]

@proven tundra

[copper vapor]

also

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-wet-wipe-gif-15394859

[copper vapor]

woe is me

[snow tree]

Money from cell or I can just chuck them at raiders

[carmine laurel]

leapers just look too goofy and harmless for me xD

[proven tundra]

Uh oh

[copper vapor]

play 2x map event for trials
load up on wolfpacks for rocketeer hunting
no rocketeers in sight

[carmine laurel]

the cell toss is top tier fuckery

[snow tree]

Explosion is massive too

[copper vapor]

leaper pulse unit is peam throwable

[teal spade]

I got a gigga chad spy... He's been uh... busy with a pillow...

[carmine laurel]

another thing you can do

to fuck with people is throw glow sticks at them

[snow tree]

Tactical raider flare btw

[carmine laurel]

yellow glowsticks and red glowsticks constantly confuse them into thinking you're throwing triggernades and snap nades

[snow tree]

[teal spade]

@proven tundra them stats

[carmine laurel]

[proven tundra]

I have to figure out how to actually do Liberate Mainland China

I didn't think it'd be this finicky lol

[snow tree]

Shiyon if you need to hunt arcs just say so, we won't just pvp folks whole raid

[carmine laurel]

you can get those researchs that allow you to break states into smaller ones

[oblique belfry]

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

TM upload soon

[carmine laurel]

and then instability them to force them to break down into multiple baby countries with too many control points for the ai to keep

snap them up and remerge them

[copper vapor]

is that an original series or some extremely obscure game

[oblique belfry]

original

[carmine laurel]

if you get lucky, the control points governing the nukes will be unsecured

[oblique belfry]

he released 1st ep

a year ago ? few months ago ?

idk

i forgor

[carmine laurel]

you know how it goes

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1460372288003113105/VID_20260112_123642_704.mp4?ex=6966ad2d&is=69655bad&hm=57f82f2b3bf27b3b583a9944cabbb254b1be47573f22ca4b443aad75f859108c&

[carmine laurel]

I need an arc
hey those guys look like they came from a key room

[proven tundra]

That seems even more finicky lol

[oblique belfry]

m u r d e r

[carmine laurel]

its just a bag inspection

Im curious what you found and wanna see whats in your bag

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/candy-candy-trail-p-iece-of-candy-gif-5016759

[carmine laurel]

its not my fault the only way to search it is to gun you down

[oblique belfry]

border control

[carmine laurel]

no border control pretends they have some kind of mandate to keep

Im very open about wanting your stuff

[proven tundra]

The google ™ strategy is to have a big ally
that takes over all of China
You conquer it with your bff country
and then release China again so it inherits the goverment score of Taiwan

[carmine laurel]

my favorite is people that get into public voice chat like "Omg I just found a blue print"

[proven tundra]

and then use the pacific defense league or whatever techs to unify them again

okay that's a pain in the ass lol

[carmine laurel]

you mean you just donated a blue print to me

[carmine laurel]

honestly, just flip their cp's

if you can flip the one that governs the nuke, trade it or disarm it or whatever

[proven tundra]

I own China and Taiwan

so it wouldn't really be a "war"

its just annyoing

[carmine laurel]

yeah you should just be able to diplomacy it out then

[proven tundra]

The problem is all the other steps

[copper vapor]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAANK

[carmine laurel]

I made like super africa by just slowly merging all the countries together

its my fav strat

[copper vapor]

"africa is now a country"

[proven tundra]

ye like USA into Super USA or EU into Super EU is just unification over and over

Liberating Mainland China is just a PITA

[carmine laurel]

africa is now a singular country

[carmine laurel]

[sour rivet]

watched predator badlands wit sam

peam movie

[proven tundra]

[carmine laurel]

but Ratdad

you get what I mean now about the geopolitical half of the game being its best side?

[proven tundra]

not yet

I haven't gotten to the space parts past Mars lol

[carmine laurel]

kekw

[proven tundra]

I might restart actually

I wasted years researching this tech and now I'd have to waste even more conquering china again lol

[carmine laurel]

you're already addicted to the first half of the game :P

[proven tundra]

ye I knew that

it hasn't been a week yet

[carmine laurel]

this is the way

[proven tundra]

wait I lied
I did get to Mercury last game

but how do more people have Trigger Nuclear Winter over Fire a Nuclear Barrage

[carmine laurel]

the ai will nuke your conventional forces even if you dont have nukes

if you're allied with a nuclear power, this will often cause a counter nuke

without you ever firing a nuke yourself

[proven tundra]

ah so it's just have the world trigger nuclear winter

not the player

[carmine laurel]

everyone thats started as ukraine and pushed into russia for example, will get nuked and likely cause a usa counter nuke

[proven tundra]

(to be clear, I did trigger nuclear winter last game myself)

I didn't like losing to the aliens

as USA

[carmine laurel]

[carmine laurel]

kicking the aliens out of africa is a mission

[marsh cargo]

[carmine laurel]

but its so much fun

[quiet abyss]

fallout 1 lowkey slaps

its not as bad as i thought tbh

im actually having fun

[left mantle]

Oh I almost forgot

@marsh cargo Happy birthday

[marsh cargo]

Reminds me to my run of

Fuk

[marsh cargo]

[untold spear]

this game is infuriating but not unrealistic

you could almost say that this game doesn't fake survival

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/seuss-cat-cat-in-the-hat-ill-get-you-murder-gif-17584779

[copper vapor]

was that a modded FAL or a G3 or what

[untold spear]

It's a G3 with... everything

[copper vapor]

also

https://github.com/torvalds/AudioNoise/commit/93a72563cba609a414297b558cb46ddd3ce9d6b5

Linux creator using AI to code

[carmine laurel]

now that someone brought up ai and it wasnt me

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

people are already jumping on the hatewagon apparently

[thick plover]

break a tool vessel and get 2 copper tools

IM NOT CHEATING MAN

[marsh cargo]

Ofc they are

[thick plover]

IM JUST INSANELY LUCKY

[carmine laurel]

is it really surprising that ai are so unreliable when all of them are trained on data that includes movies and media about ai being broken and unreliable?

[sour rivet]

thats what a COW would say

[untold spear]

[carmine laurel]

like they're literally trained to be like "oh thats right, hal9000 went rogue and so did skynet"

[sour rivet]

hoping these guys are playable in total warhammer40k

[copper vapor]

which guys, harlequins or custodes

[untold spear]

the ai also understands that this is wrong which is objectively lame

[sour rivet]

harlequins

[marsh cargo]

The eldar sure will
Harlequins? Maybe no

[left mantle]

They're trained on reddit, which is know to be broken and unreliable

[sour rivet]

a birb can dream

also why are you 35 now

[carmine laurel]

they're trained on everything which is just multiple layers of broken and unreliable

[marsh cargo]

Mobis suggested it and i thought it was a fantastic idea

[thick plover]

I also found clay right off spawn

[copper vapor]

maybe 5 years after release as a DLC sub-faction of dark eldar

in true Total War fashion

[marsh cargo]

Good god, that sounds nasty

[sour rivet]

what fantasy faction is usually forgotten about

[marsh cargo]

And army of Harlequins

[marsh cargo]

Setra

[carmine laurel]

its just the tib 3 brotherhood of nod shadows

[copper vapor]

does not kneel

[sour rivet]

well
i was gonna make a comparision but tomb kings are kinda forgotten on warhammer 3

[copper vapor]

lmao true

[sour rivet]

UNTIL THE GREAT NAGASH COMES

maybe

hopefully

[sour rivet]

if their ai doesnt break again

guys prepare for undead

CUZ ACCORDING TO THESE MFS WE GOT THE ZELDA MOON

[marsh cargo]

The power of nagash

[thick plover]

its gotta be a joke right

[pure compass]

Lich ma balls?

[copper vapor]

this is when the fun begins.

[carmine laurel]

space marine centric book: And then the new recruit marine solo'd a necron c'tan shard
every other book in 40k: yeah everything the imperium says is propaganda, our basic weapons can one tap space marines

[pure compass]

What am I looking at, other than some surface copper

[sour rivet]

hm

[pure compass]

ok but what does the tabletop say kek

[carmine laurel]

mostly the same tbh

[left mantle]

Y'all are just now figuring that out twitter?

[sour rivet]

i saw porn the moment i clicked the tag

[left mantle]

certified classic

[marsh cargo]

table top says 8 guardsmen can kill a space marine in a single volley if they land 6s on the dice

[slim magnet]

why is the lebel so ubiquitous in 6 star latam

even i use it a lot but it's known that the lebel is kinda ass

[pure compass]

You still need to roll toughness and saves

[marsh cargo]

thats why i said 8 not 4

[carmine laurel]

tabletop says I can fast deploy a crisis suit team on anything smaller than an imperial knight and have an 80%+ chance of deleting it in the same turn

[marsh cargo]

if we up it to 10 guards then they can delete a space marine a turn with standard luck deviation

[forest acorn]

@rocky turtle hiii

[sour rivet]

i have been given a kenshi objective

i must find bugmantha
a big stick

where will i find a good big stick

[carmine laurel]

consider that a guard squad on table top can be 10 or 20 models in a squad

[sour rivet]

i dont... really wanna go to the skeletons

[thick plover]

surface copper within 2 minutes of walking in the first 2 minutes of the world

[marsh cargo]

and thats with standard lass
ignoring grenades
autoguns
and ofc the fucking plasma gun

[pure compass]

you're going to hit 39 pieces and never find another chunk

[carmine laurel]

thats ignoring attached sergeants, attached heavy weapons teams, attached special gear (grenades, plasma)

[pure compass]

https://tenor.com/view/frantic-studying-reading-exams-exams-week-gif-7530000

[thick plover]

[carmine laurel]

its also ignoring tactics and abilities

[marsh cargo]

all of that for less than 80 points

[pure compass]

Apparently the necron gauss flayer is only marginally better at killing mehreens than the lasgun

[carmine laurel]

cadian shock troopers are 60 points for 10

120 for 20

efficient murder

[proven tundra]

Craft a mercenary club

[marsh cargo]

but ofc

marines get bullshit

extreme bullshit

[green granite]

I have to take an exam for work on January 29th man I am so cooked

[marsh cargo]

did you see the new titus rules ?

[carmine laurel]

Everyone gets bullshit on table top

[oblique belfry]

mines this weekend

[carmine laurel]

votann exist for example

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

What exam

[carmine laurel]

c'tan shards are just unfun

[upbeat verge]

U know

[oblique belfry]

3 courses

[cunning bronze]

Eventually it comes. You'll have your time brother

[marsh cargo]

titus is just
ima actually 1v1 this whole swarm army because rules said i can

[green granite]

Man you are more cooked than me

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

Life is like a shoe fellas
you cannot drink a cow because the earth is purple

[oblique belfry]

accounting / job health and safety / history

[carmine laurel]

isnt titus meant for that hero mode they released last year

[green granite]

Exam on Job History?

[sour rivet]

we have no crafters

[oblique belfry]

no

[sour rivet]

no base

[green granite]

What are you working as Galipolli Preservation?

[oblique belfry]

these are the courses

[marsh cargo]

the new one
captain titus

[sour rivet]

the first objective is to get her a big stick
then we must remove her limbs

[carmine laurel]

we will simply hammerhead railgun him

[marsh cargo]

dont let him get in melee
right now he can solo a 600 point korn flakes beserker army alone

[carmine laurel]

I wonder how he holds up against the tau breachers

[marsh cargo]

anything that shoots kills him

[carmine laurel]

considering i've seen a single breacher squad just delete angron before

[pure compass]

I cant use hypercrypt legion to teleport Nightbringer on top of people any more

[sour rivet]

huh kenshi saying a mod is missing or in the wrong order

but i didnt do anything wit the list

[marsh cargo]

he has a special rule were if he is in melee and dies
he gets to roll for his attacks which are 6
and if he kills ANYTHING he comes back to life with half his life

[green granite]

Brandon Herrera

[pure compass]

GW says im not allowed to have fun

[carmine laurel]

tabletop fuckery: 10 breachers + 1 commander = 20 to hit rolls + 30 damage rolls

[pure compass]

just in melee or during melee phase

[carmine laurel]

I love getting an entire 10 extra damage rolls more than I needed to hit just for existing

[pure compass]

the tau squad?

[marsh cargo]

as long as he is in range
if he dies
he rolls for his for his phase

THIS also has 0 cooldown

[carmine laurel]

Sparter

you wanna see my fav unit?

[copper vapor]

ALO

new peter molyneux game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu-pkBoGr4Q

[marsh cargo]

say hammerhead

[pure compass]

is breacher squad good™?

compared to just pathfinders lol

[carmine laurel]

one of the current tau meta's is literally just 6 breachers + 6 hammerheads and delete the opponent in the first 3 rounds

[marsh cargo]

[pure compass]

oh melee attack

[carmine laurel]

pathfinders are a bit weak in the current edition since all tau units can spot for each other

[copper vapor]

close enough, welcome back Black & White

[marsh cargo]

i did say anything that shoots deletes him

[pure compass]

oh I meant if he dies to like, a pistol or something

[marsh cargo]

ye

[carmine laurel]

and riflemen are in a weird position of "bad in mont'ka, decentish in kau'yon"

[pure compass]

He's also only t4

[marsh cargo]

he also has this squad atached to him for free at all times

[pure compass]

but I've only played the battlesuit detachment

[carmine laurel]

but since the table top is fundamentally "control points to win" breachers are fantastic since having a load of shotguns dumped on you is vicious

[marsh cargo]

on top of being able to be attached to a squad

[sour rivet]

OH FUCK

BEAK THINGS

[marsh cargo]

that is alot of wounds you have to chew through

[pure compass]

I'm still mad that necron locusts (swarm) cant go through ruins walls

what did gw mean by this

[proven tundra]

RUN B WORD RUN

[carmine laurel]

but you know, as much as I love my Riptide. These are by far my favs

[pure compass]

Like, infantry can traverse it just fine too

[sour rivet]

TOO LATE WE FIGHTING THEM

luckily their attack stat is low

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

BUT STILL

3 OF THEM

[marsh cargo]

STEALTH SUITS

[carmine laurel]

we love technology based stealth suits

also the fucking pulse cannon is brutal

[sour rivet]

WHY ARE THEY SHOOTING LASERS

WHAT

[pure compass]

ghostkeel

aka stealthsuit but bigger

[carmine laurel]

the ghostkeel is really cool

but shadowsun uses an xv22

which is an upgraded x25

[pure compass]

tfw no more drone models

only for combat patrol

[carmine laurel]

c:

I have my drones neatly lined up on my shelf here

I love them

I also love that they're not allowed to suicide themselves in lore

[pure compass]

wat

they literally can in combat patrol

[carmine laurel]

all tau drones are programmed to be allowed to ignore suicidal orders

[marsh cargo]

Is the tau combat patrol still trash?

[carmine laurel]

its pretty decent for combat patrol tbh

I got it specifically for it

it could be better

but hammerhead + pathfinders + breachers + enforcer suit isnt a bad group at all

[marsh cargo]

I though it was 3 turrets 8 drones and a fireteam

[carmine laurel]

its a coldsun enforcer suit, a hammer head, a breacher team, a pathfinder team, and all the attached wargear

[pure compass]

oh sorry not combat patrol, kill team

[carmine laurel]

and it comes with the sprues to make a kill team out of the pathfinders too

[carmine laurel]

[pure compass]

but that's different from I guess

[carmine laurel]

yeah I was gonna say

they go into this whole "I cant order it to go die, but it will sacrifice itself for me if I get pinned"

[zealous depot]

What's this from.....oh Warhammer

Baby tau

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/commander-farsight-warhammer40k-tau-empire-tau-gif-16294167

[zealous depot]

[pure compass]

tau pathfinders in kill team

[zealous depot]

Is this total war, or dawn of war? If they're even in those games

[pure compass]

theyre in dow

[carmine laurel]

we've been talking tabletop

[zealous depot]

Ah

Me still waiting for the next dawn of war

[carmine laurel]

@marsh cargo you know whats an insane combat patrol?

[marsh cargo]

[carmine laurel]

Old Deathguard patrol

20 pox walkers, 10 marines

[arctic flicker]

Nice confliction

[marsh cargo]

Now its 7 marines

[carmine laurel]

like both in terms of value for money and actual unit variety its so bad

[pure compass]

so he just breaks easily

[left mantle]

Pull my knee up
Hear a pop
"Oh no"

[marsh cargo]

Rubric marine combat patrol

[carmine laurel]

[marsh cargo]

This one is good

[carmine laurel]

this whole patrol can be one shot by the tau's hammerhead patrol

[pure compass]

comes with a vehicle

[carmine laurel]

if that railgun hits while they're loaded

its over

[pure compass]

it's ogre

[carmine laurel]

but hey, could be worse

could be votann

[marsh cargo]

30 zangors

[carmine laurel]

where are these guys patrolling

starcraft clones

[carmine laurel]

5 termi's

its insanity

genestealers have like 6 vehicles in their patrol

[marsh cargo]

Issue with 1k sons is that the orders are ass

[carmine laurel]

I find all the sub groups of chaos to be meh

just play generic chaos if you want it to be good

[marsh cargo]

I refuse to play failbadon

[carmine laurel]

based

honestly, what I need to do next is convert an imp knight or a titan to a tau unit

[marsh cargo]

Play apocalypse

[carmine laurel]

[proven tundra]

I changed my mind I'm gonna keep going with my China game

Learned my lesson

[sour rivet]

bought a big stick

[proven tundra]

Liberate Mainland China is a waste of 40k research

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

she didnt specify if she wanted a stabby stick or a bonky stick

[proven tundra]

A stick is a stick

[marsh cargo]

remind me
what were the factions in invicta

[sour rivet]

she just broke a mans leg off

i forgot blunt weapons are scary

[pure compass]

tf are you playing?

[sour rivet]

mfw i forget my last run had a very strong martial/range robot

[proven tundra]

Terra Invicta

[pure compass]

ayyliens

[proven tundra]

@teal spade my spy babe

[marsh cargo]

rat is liking invicta

[sour rivet]

oh great now manhunters are hear

fucking great desert

[teal spade]

that's an investigator, not a spy

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

the difference is one has a gun

[copper vapor]

ayo

new pluribus episodes

[green granite]

Skaven

[copper vapor]

wait it's not new episodes actually

[green granite]

Imagine being a skeleton

That people just worships

For like idk

Thousand of years?

[copper vapor]

welp

I just lost my bettina

[green granite]

Shot by Ferro

[copper vapor]

guy with ferro + stitcher

barely got half his health

[green granite]

Thats it for a Bettina 4?

Did dude run heavy shield gen?

[marsh cargo]

wtf is happening to the xcom sub

[thick plover]

they halflifed 2

[copper vapor]

do I try to snipe this guy

nvm someone else downed them

[sturdy cosmos]

homebrew meme

[copper vapor]

holy shit the elevator had like 8 KO'd raiders.

and a destroyed leaper that no one looted.

I should use this

[green granite]

Attach the AT mine to Leaper

Just so it leaps toward you pointing the AT mine at you

[copper vapor]

I did that once but I was smart enough to wait for it to leap first

[copper vapor]

it has a cooldown on the leap so I was safe lmao

[green granite]

Game only has like makeshift weapons

I wonder if they would ever added like actual weapons

[marsh cargo]

cup 3rd time you post that

[copper vapor]

he's using it like an emoji

[marsh cargo]

then make it smaller

[copper vapor]

I'm kinda madge that I lost my bettina

[shrewd gull]

bigger

[shrewd gull]

MY EAR HURTS

;c

[marsh cargo]

HONSE

NOO TUTEL

[green granite]

How hard is it to level 4 a gray weapon

[copper vapor]

snorting a tutel

[subtle sage]

sniff

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-neutron-sheen-shes-a-girl-angry-yelling-gif-12692283987791364670

[copper vapor]

very easy, they use the most basic mats to upgrade

which is why I got these in the collection

[green granite]

Man why Sparter repost me, he was such a cool dude before now he's like this

[copper vapor]

anvil (green)

[marsh cargo]

wtf you talking about it

[copper vapor]

renegade (blue)

[marsh cargo]

just pointing out you posted sonar 3 times

[copper vapor]

vulcano (urpl)

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/sonar-sonar-dispatch-dispatch-game-moist-critical-moist-critikal-gif-9666831352583315413

[copper vapor]

seems like urpl is the same as blue but it kinda depends on the weapon itself

bobcat is 2 advanced mech components and 1 light gun parts

[ripe wyvern]

My favorite character in that game. Probably a popular pick.

[shrewd gull]

I want to cry

[ripe wyvern]

Never finished it tho, got bored of the hacking bs minigame at the part where you hire a new hero

Well after that part, a lil bit further

[green granite]

I think you can only enjoy the game if you are expecting to watch a movie

Instead of playing the game

If that even makes sense

[ripe wyvern]

I enjoyed the managing part

Hacking part fuckin killed the mood

Game is like, let's have sex and then here make my math homework. Yeah no thx

[green granite]

That part is not even mathing bruh

[ripe wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/metaphor-drax-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-14735434

I'm installing nfs carbon rn coz I'm cool and sophisticated.

[ripe wyvern]

Sorry to disturb you bro, here is a virtual hug, go smoke a cig.

[runic condor]

don't gotta tell me twice

[untold spear]

cag

[green granite]

TOC to Entry Team

You guys are a disgrace

Return to HQ

NOW

[green granite]

Somehow this is not California compliant

[craggy oriole]

This is toc to entry team I'm worried about you guys this is scary

[analog quarry]

Bros be cripping out on the streets with thingamabobs wanting to be taken seriously

[forest acorn]

omg its the bear fella

hiii

[ripe wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/darius-need-for-speed-nfs-nfsc-need-for-speed-carbon-gif-25071146

[green granite]

Is he like

Bare Bear

[analog quarry]

HAIIIII :3

[forest acorn]

idk

is he bareback bear

[forest acorn]

🦦

[green granite]

Does he play Hunt Showdown a lot

[analog quarry]

Papa went down to the churchyard

Papa ain't coming back

[forest acorn]

i miss my fishing buddy

[analog quarry]

Brother went down to the churchyard

Devil on his back

[ripe wyvern]

Is that some kind of lyrics

Music furry... ofc it is

[green granite]

Its ost for hunt showdown

[green granite]

Rise up
Dead man

Let the gun shots ring

[quiet abyss]

spayse muhreen chew

with me frens

[remote sedge]

@remote sedge

[pallid raft]

took me like 10 seconds of pronouncing to understand that

[quiet abyss]

@upbeat verge turns out im retarded, i actually would have been an assault marine, when you posted that "you wake up as the last character you played as" thing

yeah its been 5 hours

and yeah

im still gonna mention it

[green granite]

Hunt Showdown environment design is top notch

These are so cool

[copper vapor]

look I achieved first person camera

[green granite]

Chewsday innit

[oblique belfry]

mothafucka

???

why do i see this again

[craggy oriole]

Woke up everything tastes like toxic waste

Someone poured marker juice into my mouth when I was asleep

[little depot]

my bad

[craggy oriole]

Wtfff

[craggy oriole]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1445565614914797568/1460378072544186573/RDT_20250110_222434-2.mp4?ex=6966b291&is=69656111&hm=98fec4bd7cd4ae65a0b6c85422bc5303a30179add491c1fbb6757e48384880e6&

[little depot]

me

[craggy oriole]

What's your favorite sound

[little depot]

bwahhhh

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/bwaaa-sad-held-i-guess-like-gif-5040375512711278123

[little depot]

yes

whats your favoirte sound

[timid hollow]

boba gexrdy

[shrewd gull]

Two crayon eaters @little depot @craggy oriole

[craggy oriole]

oo rah

[craggy oriole]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JEetnnyh6jU

[little depot]

i saved the orange ones for u

[left mantle]

wait a second.....

[shrewd gull]

Noooo where pink :c

[left mantle]

Listening to Aoi for a little bit longer I have realized something

[little depot]

ated it

[left mantle]

I think I need the meet her at embers

[copper vapor]

I needed just one more

[shrewd gull]

Noooooooo

[shrewd gull]

Did you forget "y"?

[craggy oriole]

the lime green ones taste likelime

[left mantle]

No.

Not on your life gooner.

[sour rivet]

why does yourr question mark look like that

[shrewd gull]

Orang one tastes like over-the-counter fever syrup thing

[oblique belfry]

what

?

[little depot]

?

[little depot]

？？？

[oblique belfry]

microsoft moment

[copper vapor]

2star reward was a renegade

[left mantle]

We love emoji differences

[sour rivet]

modern vs old school side quest

[little depot]

im stuck in pvp lobbies now

please help

[left mantle]

Time to kill better

[little depot]

listen

i love murder

[craggy oriole]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/732027496719057037/1003942966110461982/edf7078a0c24bf4276d9ad3585ff2d1e.gif

[little depot]

but hidden bunker

and murder

does not go well together

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/brasil-mentioned-brasil-mentioned-brahma-anime-gif-15357834161136461942

[craggy oriole]

i cant stop

i cant stop

[little depot]

bRASIL NUMBERO UM

[craggy oriole]

i wouldnt mind going to brazil

[green granite]

Interesting

[little depot]

you are going to brazil

[craggy oriole]

yaay! 💖

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-u-screaming-in-the-hotel-room-tpab-tpab-poem-to-pimp-a-butterfly-gif-4005569222539385807

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-reisen-reisen-inaba-youmu-lesbian-gif-17698724835413538782

[green granite]

Plan doesnt work

[green granite]

A ghost and a war veteran

[craggy oriole]

i love my wife

[little depot]

i beat my wife

[green granite]

Cheating

[little depot]

on whom

[green granite]

Your other wife

[craggy oriole]

wife roster

[green granite]

Polygamic moment

[little depot]

theyve decided to cut out the middleperson and date each other instead

[green granite]

Damn

You need to cut out their middle then

[little depot]

eat*

[green granite]

Cannibalism i see

Wild

[oblique belfry]

time to mirmir

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-26093646

[sour rivet]

5 hours early

[oblique belfry]

how the fuck am i going to sleep man

[oblique belfry]

tomorrow workers will come to the house

to install natural gas into the household

and i will be home alone since both parents workin

[sour rivet]

aw sweet free gas leaks

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

Doge Mirmir 10 minute earlier??

[oblique belfry]

my mom was sick of electrical heater for bath

[green granite]

Unreal

[little depot]

smoke a f

cuh

[oblique belfry]

the reason why the fuse blew up 2 weeks ago

[little depot]

uh

[oblique belfry]

was cuz of the bath

[little depot]

cigarrette

[oblique belfry]

short circuiting

[oblique belfry]

im not a smoker

i dont smoke

[craggy oriole]

start

[oblique belfry]

hell no

[left mantle]

Fis

[oblique belfry]

my group is already filled with smokers

[quiet abyss]

what server is THIS?

[oblique belfry]

out of 15 people 12 of em smoke

[craggy oriole]

start for me

[quiet abyss]

[little depot]

other meaning then

[left mantle]

cra

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/smoker-gif-15502690151037725596

[sour rivet]

heartwarming: Gambling daughter catches a fish
THIS BIG!!
🫸 🫷

[craggy oriole]

my chud gambling daughter

[oblique belfry]

aw fuck i need to eat

[left mantle]

Dude the bigger dopamine was 20 minutes uninterrupted by a fucking thumper while i'm trying to chill fishing

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/IYB6rIisVcI?si=m91RxHVWrF8-ZcGz

[forest acorn]

hi azu

hi @craggy oriole

[craggy oriole]

hello

hows your day

[oblique belfry]

nvm there is no food at kitchen

[little depot]

need my robot girlfriend to do this to me after i turn into an undying eldritch horror

[oblique belfry]

guess we try sleeping with empty stomach

[little depot]

Can i kill you

[oblique belfry]

goobye

[forest acorn]

[craggy oriole]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GR1aqybXjU this was making me cry yesterday

[left mantle]

Also TIL Stalker in warframe is voiced by the one and only Gabriel Ultrakill

[sour rivet]

recent change

[left mantle]

Yeah

Still crazy

That man has really been in so much lmao

[sour rivet]

smh everyone knowing gianni from gabriel instead of the peak character Hunstman #01

[left mantle]

Everywhere I see a meme I hear his voice

[left mantle]

Also character writing for the Hex is on point

I saw Amir and my first thought was "Holy shit it really is Volt"

[craggy oriole]

https://imgur.com/hlTW4XJ

will you accompany me to the banquet

[vital venture]

Must really like fruits if they put that much on the table

[copper vapor]

that's the most boring one done

[spare sparrow]

lol i got my head hp zeroed in tarkov but survived, how

[copper vapor]

built different

[left mantle]

How it feels to survive on 1 hp

[little depot]

U can live with zeroed limbs by bleed now

The pass through damage only apply to limbs with hp

[sturdy cosmos]

average brazilian discussion

[spare sparrow]

i think vitality skill helped, reduced chance of death from losing a limb ?

[pure compass]

@little depot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4GJwYnYDpU

[little depot]

Me

[pure compass]

See the date on the video

[little depot]

Korean lucky star fans exist?

[ripe wyvern]

I still haven't fallen to watch lucky star.

[green granite]

No thats not u

[little depot]

Proof?

[pure compass]

Did you go to that chinese con where they banned japanese IPs?

[little depot]

No

[ripe wyvern]

I fear that I would lose a part of my soul if I did

[little depot]

But that's Lowkey kinda fucking based

Ironically

Pretty sure that just every mihoyo con

[pure compass]

https://tenor.com/view/marisa-kirisame-marisa-touhou-slap-cosplay-gif-12849094206169935170

[ripe wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/yae-miko-genshin-impact-genshin-genshin-impact-characters-punch-gif-25102275

[green granite]

Jesus Christ?

[left mantle]

very much not

[sour rivet]

evil jesus christ be like:i do not forgive you

[left mantle]

"hate thy neighbor"

[green granite]

You must harm your neighbor

[pure compass]

Big Pineapple 4

[green granite]

The hell

[left mantle]

man made me remember little nicky

where they punished a certain man with pineapples in hell'

[ripe wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/rodney-dangerfield-little-nicky-satan-junior-gif-19579514

[green granite]

@little depot why dont u uh

Cosplay

[little depot]

I do

[sturdy cosmos]

cant wait

[little depot]

Come to convention in Washington

[sturdy cosmos]

im gonna actually have a reason to buy starfield 😂

bethesda pulling another "modders saving my game cuz we dont know how to not be greedy"

[green granite]

The place where you get shanked on the street by the criminal or the place where you get your money robbed by the criminal

[nocturne aurora]

morning chat

[green granite]

Pretty sure modders already gave up w it

Cuz they dont have full access to tools unlike FO4

[craggy oriole]

omg who do you cosplay

[little depot]

The place where we have lesbian orgies

[little depot]

You

[green granite]

Ah Washington State

Good to know

[little depot]

Yup

[green granite]

Lets do maid cosplay couple

[craggy oriole]

puppygirl capital of the world

[green granite]

I wonder how hard is it for a dude to do crossdressing cosplay

[craggy oriole]

theres a lot of stuff you can do

[green granite]

Like killing myself

[little depot]

Sure

[little depot]

Exactly

[craggy oriole]

thats always on the table but dont do it life is lifegem

ok so you mentioned the maid thing

[green granite]

Technically if u think about it

[craggy oriole]

the reason for the maid outfit crossdressing thing is that it flatters your waist and obscures your shoulders

[green granite]

To be fair

[craggy oriole]

all clothing really is just optical illusions

[green granite]

Ok ngl

My mom used to say I look more like a girl cuz my body form is very slim

Lemme see

[little depot]

How much are you paying

[green granite]

Uhm

A dinner

[craggy oriole]

dont do it its wendys

[green granite]

Naw wendy is mid af

[craggy oriole]

i dont get why people are like their chili is so great

[green granite]

IHOP

I have to go midder

[craggy oriole]

its ok

[slim magnet]

jarvis play alice maestra

[craggy oriole]

ihop is an upgrade but not on the dinner date scale

that place is like the wildy

[green granite]

I dont love IHOP

But I dont hate IHOP

Its just normal

[little depot]

I love wendies

[craggy oriole]

its good if youve been drinking

[green granite]

Tho Denny's is typically cheaper

[little depot]

Both of u die

[craggy oriole]

lol

[cunning reef]

it annoys me cus theres plenty of much better dresses

[craggy oriole]

i like their chicken sandwiches a lot

[green granite]

I generally love maid costume cuz its the easiest option for a male to wear and to look normal

Other stuff might require more works

[craggy oriole]

some people are too scared to go bare shoulder

[green granite]

Also Maid dress is cute

[cunning reef]

im not talking about bare shoulders

[craggy oriole]

who cares anymore

its 2026 just be hot

tbh

[cunning reef]

i like more vintage styles of dresses

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/maid-gif-22690065

[cunning reef]

like victorian

but not the crazy big ones

[little depot]

Mbo face reveal?

[craggy oriole]

lmao

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336380532363362304/1344787141523275837/XWyKuU6E.gif

[opal star]

180gr Win PP, 170gr Barnes TSX, 175gr Dead Nuts JHP.

[cunning reef]

can just be any real dress that obscures shoulders

if yall gonna buy maid dresses at least get real ones

not cosplay slop off amazon

PLEASEEE

[little depot]

I love cosplay slop

[green granite]

Well give me like idk

200 bucks

[cunning reef]

you got a job

[quiet abyss]

all yall yapping while im over here wanting my FUCKING SCREWS

[green granite]

I want a victorian style long dress

[quiet abyss]

FUCK YOU AMAZON

delay my order by 6 days

[green granite]

Yes but uh

[quiet abyss]

IT WAS MEANT TO BE HERE ON SUNDAY

RAHHHH

[green granite]