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I PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO THE IDF IF MY OPPONENTS DISCONNECT MID MATCH AND WE WIN 13-3
Someone should do an Ubi and crash the market/VAC ban everyone 
real shit
Valve already tried to crash the market
deserved for trying to normalize skins costing 20k euros
rah
lemme peep ur other stats
it just fell in real time lmfao
See? They know 
i got word.exe open
yeah im actually forsaken
Soon you will be on VACation 
I havent played faceit in 5 years and Im still rank 878 in Greendland B|
in game in game
did you get these for your time in service?
Stolen valor screenshot
oh i was gonna complain cause i didnt get any cards
You get cards by buying shit in the store
Or buying cards directly from the market, obv
learning

Gm everyone
Helloo
Sup
Dang stalkers
blast them with electromagnetic radiation
okie dokie
Unforunately that just made them more "attracted" to me
Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk
im summoning the horse

Pro weld
31usd per hour weld
Lol
I did that on a machine that quite literally fell apart during the job
do u get payed by the hour
I'mma do the top gear thing and attempt to light it with a lighter
oh hey you're near one of my fav unique guns
Typical lazy millennial machine
Can't even finish a job without falling apart
Smh my h
the Avenger?
The Devil's Throat
is it strong
Phrasing?
THE CZ57 AVENGER
oh wait
Nope, it's just a personal project im doing for My dad, altough he is paying me a lil
HALF THE MAG SIZE BUT MUCH MORE DAMAGE
that explains a lot
buy my skin
im konata lucky star
I know you aint playing survival carrying around 257 missiles
The Lucky star quest for the sunset sasparilla treasure
Acquire pew pew
Me doing survival mode and not using energy weapons cause the ammo heavy af
this?
3000 5mm ammo
picked it up damaged from Devil's Throat, got like 5 other miniguns to fix it up in the Super Mutan Hideout
Fun lore fact: The Cz57 avenger has the highest DPS of any weapon in fallout new vegas
it fires faster, does more damage and has nearly half the spread of the default minigun
But has a lower ammo capacity
how is this lore
Making it more ammo efficient
Ugh okay actual lore. The Cz57 avenger is based on the avenger minigun from fallout 2
look at my .308 ammo count
thank you mattiapattricia
I hope in fallout 5 energy weapons get more love
she already has Vera's
In previous games I never used them since they were outclassed by most guns and were way less abundant
Fantastic work
Are we born only to suffer
Lebanese at work
i wish starfield had that fo jank

Why must we walk this wretched earth
to eat nice treats and hang out with pals
always disliked combat armor, looked like they went through a sporting goods store
for some road side burritos and cold ass beverages
The frogurt is also cursed
sporting goods store, while the legion wear actual sporting goods gear
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i had a friend who was a legion fangirl

crucify them
the whole friend group verbally stonned her in the groupchat
@remote sedge

bro stop tagging me ong

fuck
schizo moment
😭
p!who
Voices moment
ay who tag me
your mom
I did
@little depot
i've been playin too long

i wonder why
@remote sedge come check out this weirdo who just @ someone
@remote sedge whats up
shes from wisconisin
William my man how's it hanging
@remote sedge yooo someone keeps taggin you vro, hop in
aight guys i think that's enough
doing tricks on it
also why the fuck does Boone have a pipboy
The usual eh?
i lvoe y'all
@

wjat tje ficl
what do you even do
Wriggle
wrong answer
Be slimy

couldn't find this clipped here, so here
anomalocaris my beloved
Allowed
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DOWN WITH ERUSIA
*Erusea
Installing XP in VirtualBox 
I should stop shitposting on discord
And do something productive
theres a mod that makes it so folks fail combat actions in FNV, Boone just dropped his gun and now I have to do an equivalent to the arms across whatever thingy and look for the damn thing
I might just go perish in the fires of Mount Doom or something
Naaah you can kill time just like me, while you pretend to be working 

I would just install it on new partition but this shit has "too new" BIOS and would just not load

Windows xp is something indeed.
A beauty of a system
windows xp and launching stronghold or command and conquer generals is my childhood
or rayman 3 
Truly the golden age of gaming
how old does a game have to be to be considered retro again?
Yes

Warframe quiz: This weapon boasts the most ammount of weapon specific unique mods ONLY for this weapon sitting at 3. Which weapon has this many unique mods?
Melee
No it's a specific weapon, not a category
But good try
I can give a one word hint
gauss rifle
shi
Crocodile
aligatorian
Cowblade
Incorrect!!!
Cowgun
If you want to give up the trivia game and recieve the answer that's an option.
Cowbow
Tigris?
I'll guess it, just give it time
one second im thinking
Cowcodile
close, but no
The weapon has 3 unique mods that can ONLY be put on this weapon
and it's the weapon with the most unique mods for it
Dang
I haven't played in years that's the only one I could think of lol
1 minute remains
brass knuckles
I guessed the sobek but I only just got here
Acceltra
Featuring three unique mods in "Shattering Justice" "Acid Shells" and "Clip Delegation" this weapon has the most unique mods associated with it
Fucking God of Egypt aah name
The weapon is also named after a god of egpyt who has a crocodile head
let my people go
I gotta listen to that again now
LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOO
Copyright DreamWorks Records, 1998. Prince of Egypt Soundtrack.
It's tied with the tigris for having the lowest pellet count among shotguns

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I'm softlaunching my warframe focused youtube channel
I just yap about dumb shit for 20 minutes

better than 99% of other warframe channels already
so your regular shtic with a warframe flavor?
if you're good at something, never do it for free
My YouTube channel would be me playing inscrutable strategy games and occasionally muttering curse words
I'd t3 sub

Ratdad show that jank 2d side view strategy game 


Peam 
Ratdad knows what the people want
Can't believe Machaka put a berserker pelt on their mage pretender
Holy fuck
Noobs
this is greek to me
grab a dictionary then
Anyone know when the next HL2 rebel rush event is happening
Machaka = African themed civilization, available in early, middle and late age
Berserker Pelt = enchanted armour that causes the wearer to enter berserker rage state at the beginning of combat instead of waiting to be hit
Mage pretender = God unit that fights as a Spellcaster
You can't cast spells while berserk so the pretender is useless in battle
thanks ratdad

But he's in rage 
he's just that one old guy from frieren
Horses do this

Love that guy
he wanted all the smoke
Favourite character

He's all like
"Did you limp dicks forget
YOU CAN STILL PUNCH"
Call an ambulance
But not for me
him and Stark are my favorites man
stark one shots a dragon and people will tell you that frieren isn't about power fantasies and action
brother almost gets speed blitzed and only realized that his enemy's hits aint as good as one of the legendary heroes lmao
Frieren is about freezing
gets cut nearly clean in half diagonally
"wait that didnt hurt as much as my masters"
also really liked the detail about the other hero parties essentially paving the way for Himmel's party
My favourite scene is when Frieren breaks the barrier
new season soon
the whole thing is full of these high spectacle moments
They really obsessed with germsn words for names in this anime
and what makes them all so good is that they are treated as "normal" within the party
yeah just be glad you get positive rep for once

for every frieren fan theres a tanya the evil fan
Hero of the South is so fucking nice man
I'm both
Is Frieren really that good or is it a glaze jerk 
its good but its good because its got good pacing with decent story, not because its lightning in a bottle
oh those who think that the War is a straight copy of the funni one, and that tanya is funni man?
yup
it's a breath of fresh air when current offerings are trying harder to subvert the genre imo
i mean its the same reason why people who watch the new superman are either "Damn this is great" or "damn this is woke"
everyone trying to sell you evil superman
that a return to roots is seen as new
its just a well done story
is it bad that I get really annoyed when the WH40k fan fans butt in and do the same three jokes, but include Frieren this time?
kreeo are you at work?
this but without the frieren
you should forgive them because they finally got something lore accurate
frieren would kill demons
its the first thing the 40k memers have ever gotten right
You know who would kill demons too?
And then she go heresy!!!!!!
john Constantine
My mom
Not who I had in mind but yes

Karl Urban

right there with Urban
Riddick
That is creepy as shit
Maybe it's time to rewatch LotR 

I will commit to that with you


One weekend I put on lotr and marathonned it and ate an entire 5 pound bag of sour patch kids during the runtime
cause it has similarities
because it is
also new thing to mock him for
i don't hate nightreign
but it was the biggest turn off after the trailer lmao
i was hyped then i heard it's fortnite
Why can he just not suck

I always fucking hate it when my favorite manga gets an anime adaptation or becomes popular, not because I'm a gatekeeper who hates new people, but because the WH40k dickheads come in and "hehe, we made one of the characters into spes merens, ain't it funny"
You'd think just by accident one day he would be tolerable
he can't top this one
desperate to be loved while also incredibly unlikable combo
fragile ego
all combines into someone who hates the word "no"
this tweet haunted me for years
he fired his pr team
and stopped being tolerable
Discord is katamari damacy
im one of the og elong ma haters
what the fuck are we talking about
I hated him back then too
I grew up hating elongated rat
oooh this rich white dude left our country to save it
I hated him when everyone on earth made fun of you for hating the smartest man on earth
my friend was obsessed with space x so i knew about him much earlier
I started hating him after he "claimed" to be the one who came up with solution to one of their rocket problems
I had to grow up hearing about the fuck
only ever knew about the guy starting from when he tried to do the savior thing with the kids in the flooded tunnel, only to disparage the guy who's part of the actual work done
it's funny how he is hated by everyone
and the people who like him are also hated by everyone
Not only that he called him a pedophile
i forgot about that
they didnt wanna use my untested shill sub and sent a professional diver to do a rescue that worked
better insult them and call the diver a pedo
he got pissed since the situation can't wait. "Just wait folks, the perfect thing for this situation is in the works, just gotta let em suffer in there for a lil bit longer"
I think something people forget is how universally beloved he used to be, like he was untouchable, he really fucked his incredible pr up, his team was doing wonders
omg haiii friends
it wasnt even that he was loved. He was literally just "smart rich dude who wants to go to space"
and then he started to talk and fired his pr team
Hey, is anyone interested in US documents about UFO's?
like you cant grow up in the period of 1980-2000 and hear "we're getting a space colony" and think its weird, we were literally promised that shit constantly
but those dickheads who keep pushing the Great Men theory wanted him to be the next one, and any opposition is obviously trying to stifle progress, right?
owo"

also a ton of people are still in the "rich = smart" mindset
Pretty sure half of UFO sightings are just the USAF fucking around with prototypes.
fight now
I'm ultra...
hello loser
I'm strong
Oki owo
You want some documents?
We should make me rich, I would totally not get corrupted by shit ton of money 
Still fun to read owo
hush you fridge of a man
how strong
Post them
inb4 its just the shit from laughing horse orifices again
I can could pick up my first roommates old crt TV all by myself
proof?
I would get corrupted but it would be funny cause I'd spend it on improving my friends lives and mocking rich people i dont like, not buying an election
ipgrabber
That television is no longer in my life
proof?
Oh come on -w-"
give me money
Shit you got me
you know that its not free, babe
I think I would spend it all on hobbies and end up right back to my regular situation lmao
money grows on trees
I saw that
no, I specifically use the stone medalions of that one pacific island

I would just be the coworker with 32 different expensive hobbies
good news, you can already be that
I only have one
Gaming
Used to be two
But I stopped drinking scotch
I'd hire people to turn my money into more money and then live on a massive chunk of land and walk around naked all day shooting guns at objects and anyone who approaches my perimeter
my hobbies are food and water
occasionally you indulge in breathing
My hobbies are... uhm
.. I don't wanna say
yeah but then I can actually have decent equipment for said activities, right now I buy a bootleg model kit and have to eat ice soup for the rest of the week
That one specific shell type in the polynesian island compelexes
we already know
zerking
Are you following me
Can't argue with that
once did a month where I ate exclusively sardines and rice
some noodles to spice things up
Is that a fucking tank
world of tanks jumped the shark tank
@marsh cargo spawn day 
like they werent fucked by robocop and his dick shooting tactics?
the tank is the more humane option
omg that dick shooting robocop videod
happy birthday rat
I forgot that existed
wuh
I heard if you hold a lady hostage robocop will give you free bottom surgery
Happy birthday rat
ratdad is now a ratgramp
He's practically 2
@marsh cargo happy birthday
Yes
0 day malware in it
heuristics aint gonna do shit against military-grade malware

Told you
Literally grabbed from the FBI website, inverted, and enhanced
I trust you as much as I trust a rusty nail sticking out of a board 
because the FBI has never produced material that compromises security, right?
pirate software be like
uh oh
SleepyJoe
That was an hour ago
Is it out of closed beta?
no
teehee
open beta in july

Then your rank doesnt matter 

it does because you can rank up
I am genuinely astonished how this person has went and climbed to this rank that I climbed to
It doesn't, they will wipe it anyway and you play against limited group of people
and hes capable of putting 0/14 on the board
and play like a retard the entire game
mro just walk to your nearest gigatron
I don't fucking live near one

they also called me this morning and said the discount is up
so I told them to go fuck themselves
(i didnt)
so how much are you paying
doormat
idk
the retard on the phone said
somebody more capable of answering the question is gonna call me at 5

lazy cunts
literally
so in the end the one on amazon is cheaper probably

serbia fucking sucks
I grow on trees


goes to check my azu tree
its barren
mfw
Im all ears 👂
That would be the post that shits
equipping NCR items on Veronica crashed my game lmao
vero bot lives
vero
That is so vero
Dick Rankin is a peak name
Capital vero doesn’t work
Bot spoken
aabb
Yes shiyon, yes
assigned albanian by bot
Greater Serbia picture of globe
WAIT
DONT CHANGE A SUBJECT I HAVE A PERFECT SCREENSHOT FOR THIS..........

I often see a supposedly internet famous personality do shit that makes me believe in humiliation rituals being part of being indoctrinated into Hollywood proper
be quick
Ifykyk
ts happen all the time
this is why you label your memes
either that or they're just massive cornballs
Kreeo
Humiliation ritual kink
What

I dont speak xcom 
it aram mayhem xD
Love from Israel
It's in important to remember that the people who own us are also cringe as fuck
I own u
Is this loss

just a floppy disk
Is this ledy whore
am i getting baited or are you guys fr
I don't see a collar
u
if I can't get my mouse I'm going to go to a homeless shelter and throw bricks at the windows
still getting delivered
I meant economically
throw bricks at your own head
But that can be negotiated too
how american of you
the plot twist is that there are no homeless shelters in Serbia

Leagu of Legand
Because of public housing right
no
you get your kidneys stolen when you fall asleep and they throw you in the cold ass poluted river
Speakin from experience eh?
theres no homeless shelters because the homeless simply takes up a random abandoned residence
Squatter rights matter
we all know even homeless people have bargain bin smartphones now
Yumyums
Maru I need you to smuggle a mouse from Hungary for me
because its cheaper there than it is here

it is
unidentified magyar food
It’s actually swedish
its safe then
Well the tomato soup powder isn’t exactly powder
Is that OmO
what are you doing in antartica
Penguin
McMurdo Station...
Pretty warm
What is
Similar weather
You're Bosnian???
Who the FUCK is bosnian
You???
OmO
@uneven sapphire how is my boy doing in the land of rims? Did he die? I bet he died
brrrr
Gix spotted
When someone tells you to hang up the laundry never answer with hang up yourself 
shur up expedition 33 fan
Fucking winky hitler gifs
Me when, when, food me, me, when me food
Baba is you
You is baba
So true bestie
It's time
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Shut up Adolf twinkler
romanian confirmed
eat it
Twinks (you) will be beaten and starved until morale improves
I got Into the Radius 2 and despite finally getting the coop to work last session I might still refund it what could I maybe get lads
Back in the crate
If I can get it to refund out of Steam I might just get roadside picnic lol
get a quarter pounder with cheese
That’d still leave me with 10 bucks
or a burrito from a truck
Well that was a bad time for that merchant group to come in

yummers
im coppered out right now
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Thank you all for the support.
Hytale is saved.
We are almost home.
brother has a decent core strength I see
1/3rd of a anvil 
thank you jesus
@proven tundra
I am unsure but I think
this is insanely rare
is it not

i'm waiting actively for the unlock, got the supporter edition and will probably upgrade week after next
Thank you ratdad 
perfect name I would say

Also wtf robocop tonk 
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HOLY FUCK THAT PRICING
Thats a lot of upside down dolleroos

It's almost here
murder coups 
holy SHIT
highest i've seen was 29%
Finally saw the 3070 in min specs for a game


big oof
Thank god i'm putting in a 5070ti day after tomorrow
its about time tbh
I'll give my 3070 laptop to one of my offspring
And buy myself something new
But it's all so meh

bug horse
borse
time to activate the trap card
what game is it
burse
WHA
if it's more bug than horse then should it be called bugse
installed a FN57 in NV just so it can feel the taste of a Freeside thug's blood
... what
scolipede

and skaven
5.7x28mm works wonders on poor people
@proven tundra
WHAAAAAAA
you can get smaller ones, but this is regular size
Legions with 5070 8gb vram
Why tf
theres also gigantic ones like this (apparently a bug hehe)
ITS SILYYYY
Do you even sell those anymore

pondering my borbs
Let's turn iedy into this
improvement in all ways possible
BL4 at 1440p
"You can expect 30 fps"

The most powerful weapon ever to grace the old world
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This is entirely a unofficial fan project that does not intend to represent or replace the works of GW, yada yada, though if it does get struck down...
work day ended
tired as fuck
FELLAS
these things are the bollocks
so fun to drive
@chrome ginkgo @shrewd gull @carmine laurel @proven tundra @marsh cargo @copper vapor @proven tundra fk a car
I'm getting a forklift certification
should be ez
@celest plank this should go in the 2026 recap
im sorry for being white
They're okay
I usually let the professionals drive them
wait do you need certs for one of those
No
ok i was about to say ive operated so many hand trucks
I used them on occasion
But the actual shipping and recieving staff were better at it
I just did it myself if they were busy
in places like the EU yes and its mandatory for you to have one if you wish to work work with it
huh
STAY FUCKING HARD
Ok maybe I should try join the air force reserves ngl.
@oblique belfry take notes
Im digging everywhere right now and there is just no copper anywhere

Maybe put this drone operator experience & training to use.
To have a certification for a hand truck?
Weird
I asked the guys in the warehouse to show me how it worked and then they didn't care if I used it lol
3 weeks training then I get posted in my home town. Plus $300+ AUD per day. Sounds great ngl.
muh pickaxe gunna die
what is a hand truck?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COPPER
in the EU you need to have one of those
that doesnt apply to canada
The one you posted
@marsh cargo finally, you're playing a good game c:

shieee that guy spitting
ooh no
no certification for that
if I needed one then I should be fired
cuz I moved like 15 massive pallets with it
7 rows of boxes each alo

Copper will mainly spawn in the first and second layer of stone

how hard is it to find someone to inspect it anyway
You can't let just anyone off the street inspect your penis
Gotta be certified
yeah so the college industrial complex can keep scamming us
5
get real
My penis is
For Professional Use Only
do squats
imagine going to collage

rat thats an interesting way to say you only have sex with sex workers
the node might be even larger
Only if they have a license
I'm allowed to touch myself because I have a professional license
The rest of you are doing so illegally
Except grim

"grim this is your 5th one today"
"I just wanna be sure"
meanwhile georgian doesnt even have a word for "forklift"
I keep loosing the samples... Must be butter fingers, so why even put on the gloves
scrolled twitter a bit
got bday depression post

social media is bad for you
i do it for the morning news
Typical euro trash
Stealing copper right off the street
toby fox found dead in vintage story cave
LMAO you beautiful bastard you actually did my meme
happy birth/cake/nameday

log off of discord
MBO
drop a torch down there
I walked by a cliff near my house and found like 8 dead raccoons and 1 dead wolf and was like "ah, they got herded off"
deeply funny
@marsh cargo feliz pumple
gotta spend 60 thousand hours farming vintage to get the nvg upgrades
oh boy
This is someones hellavator they made when they went to kill the wall of flesh
putting 2 jade crystals on a pair of goggles
i just went to the market twice

oh doge have you seen the new league lore that retconned more stuff and shook the timeline up and jumbled it
Lux is now 14
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and Ezreal is still flirting with her while he's an adult?
WAT
oh thats not a retcon
it's weird
current lore is still post arcane

The latest league event takes place afte xin zhaos death and lux is 14 in it
so we are in the past
ye
lux used to be 14 in old lore
does this mean she got up-aged and then they brought her down back to 14? 
and ezreal is not part of it
summoners rift is like few years into the future
i told you league was bad
well ezreal is getting a valentines skin (probably) with lux in wildrift i believe
again
yeah but that was a while back
xin zhao fucking dies ??????

they blond white straight couple needs more content
ye
DUDE
canonically
yeah he got taken over by a darkin

Zhaheen
zaahen
starcraft 3 is apparently being worked on
it's gonna be shit
gangplank
why is he a twink now
did xin zhao actually get removed from the game or is it just lore shit
ok doomer
clearly twunk
He's still there
but his lore progression is he's Zaheen now
summoners rift became a super smash bros map
gaank is still alive








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