╟❓general-offtopic

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/EatPantGames/status/2010137384604840134

EAT PANT Games (@EatPantGames)

Since she did such a great job pitching the game, my daughter wanted to try being the voice of the talking berry things in the forest level.

I think she might have the part? 🤷

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 10, 2026, 11:51 PM

[green granite]

@quiet abyss man

I sure love drinking BAWLS

I love Bawls

OMG

[quiet abyss]

KITTY

told you

i did say theres cars in this mod

[verbal gate]

I keep coming back for that 100 bighorner gyros

[pallid sapphire]

https://youtu.be/UZtjlDiSQeY?si=mcFjMJ7gJqrjC-I4

[blazing maple]

pet

[upbeat verge]

got em

after the 30th try I got them on the first try

never worried

[real aspen]

berserker
doesnt wear bear skin

smh smh

[upbeat verge]

true actually

they all wear this weird plated armor

very uncharecteristic of the norse berskers

ragnarok truly a 1/10 game

[agile thorn]

I need to kill my flatmates or drop out of university, they live like animals with no consideration for anybody else around them

[upbeat verge]

absolutely unplayable

I dont like however how they give you very limited resources for upgrading

you can upgrade maybe a 1 or two sets to the max and thats it

I get it that they want people to go for a specific set but still

kind of a shame that the spear was made specifically to be good only with stun builds

which is like

nice

but going pure dmg is quicker

[snow tree]

Btw when you drop it you can just phase through the barricades, they act as object with no collision
I already seen it, you can also do it using the battery packs for doors

It is, what it is

[upbeat verge]

weirdly enough

the annoying bit about the triple berskerer fight with the red woman an 2 sisters

is the sisters love to throw attacks when the red one is up in your face fisting you

which makes for a terrible fight as half the time u get hit from her throwing shit at u behind the red one and u can't even see it

plus it doesn't help the game's fov is set to fucking 30

or w/e

Cool that this is bugged

freya as a companion bugs out this gap and u can't go past it

how amazing now I can't 100% my save file

gj santa monica

years later still unpatched btw

[slim magnet]

it's almost 8am and i'm just now starting to feel sleepy ish

[upbeat verge]

gm momo

[slim magnet]

soon enough i'll fix the schedule for a month and sleep regularly ish for like a day or two

[real aspen]

[real aspen]

i hate capitalism rahhhh

[shrewd gull]

Did yuo buy anything from baro stinker

[real aspen]

yes

cosmetics

@shrewd gull which syndicates are you in

[green granite]

THIS THING

D I E

turns out it drop meat

[shrewd gull]

I forgo let me check

Arbiters of Hexis, I have maxed out affinity with them, and Cephalon Suda I have rank 4

[real aspen]

cock

[shrewd gull]

why

[real aspen]

need razorwing blitz

[shrewd gull]

;c sori

[cunning reef]

balls

[shrewd gull]

!steal

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[shrewd gull]

stolem!

[uneven sapphire]

hello chat

[cunning reef]

hiii

[green granite]

Dan

I forgot her as a Vtuber

[shrewd gull]

who that

[green granite]

Kizuna Ai

[cunning reef]

fortnite

[green granite]

Used to be very big before bigger icons like Gawr Gura and other peeps appeared

[cunning reef]

it says it right there

[green granite]

SHE IS FORTNITE

[shrewd gull]

fortnajt

[craggy oriole]

I am fortnite

[shrewd gull]

true

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

do u wanna have a version 2.0 mech edition?

[craggy oriole]

Barnacle prime upon ye

[snow tree]

"We are beep x-com boop"

[snow tree]

Sure

[rocky turtle]

[craggy oriole]

You do not eat hay

[green granite]

People say my crush is catfishing

What does people mean she is a fish

[craggy oriole]

Yes

[rocky turtle]

[craggy oriole]

Kill them for insulting your wife

Like an alpha would

[restive bear]

FOrgot to check out an area to the east of the PK's throne and his body is...gone?

[craggy oriole]

Any real grazers in nn chat

I'm trying to chew the cud

[cunning reef]

dead chat

[craggy oriole]

Your mewling half awake need to judge others makes you more pathetic than any caricature I make that you fall for

Sorry I mean meow

[rocky turtle]

Hi Shine

[cunning reef]

hiiii

[rocky turtle]

i didnt undestand what talking about but ok

[craggy oriole]

You're pretty good at that

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[rocky turtle]

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/wolfquest-wq-wq3-wolfquest-anniversary-edition-eduweb-gif-22295467

Good morning slime

[proven tundra]

[craggy oriole]

The pack missed you

[real aspen]

why the fuck are these the only normal-ish glasses bruh

[craggy oriole]

It's the year 60000 lens crafters is gone

Wear your maglevs

[real aspen]

minion looking ahh

[craggy oriole]

Domnhall of zena

[rocky turtle]

@carmine laurel i didnt know u can froze berserker queen with froze bombs damn thats a game changer actually

[shrewd gull]

Hmm

[craggy oriole]

Ponderer

[carmine laurel]

[rocky turtle]

oh right i dont have any but my mechs have

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/steampunk-woman-lady-female-gif-5734008

[obsidian sun]

shii

[rocky turtle]

also i love that i was sitting with 3 scientists like half of the game and then and i got 3 scientists and 2 engineers in 1 month

[light monolith]

The bun didn't fuck it's self over this time

[obsidian sun]

i thought that was a school table with all the drawings

[light monolith]

No my little siblings drew all over the cutting board

Again

[proven tundra]

[blazing maple]

your sibling made the cutting board cooler

[rocky turtle]

in my experience it was easy time leveling skinning hides then anything else

[proven tundra]

[restive bear]

Bri*ish people when you show them an actual license for that

[craggy oriole]

The first teto enters the room

[cunning reef]

average bloke from manchester

[craggy oriole]

British people when line at gregs

[glad parrot]

This man WILL ask you if you've got a lighter

[craggy oriole]

Loan us a square

[verbal gate]

wtf is a square

[verbal gate]

this that one homeless dude that was doing tai chi in front of a Jollibee that I went to

[cunning reef]

11 dollars: buying a pack of newports

7 dollars: buying a pack of lucky strikes

0 dollars: "oy man can i bum a cig?"

[glad parrot]

20 euros: buying a 52 pack marlboro reds :3

[cunning reef]

i never hear of that

[verbal gate]

why does random homeless people have physiques that some calisthenics guy would kill someone over

[cunning reef]

the only step above pack of cigs here is buying the whole carton

which is 100 dollars not 30 dollars

[craggy oriole]

Cigarette

[verbal gate]

is there any particular reason why its called a square? shits more of a cylinder

[glad parrot]

These big chonky bastards

[craggy oriole]

I dunno

[verbal gate]

what the fuck is that lmao

[craggy oriole]

Just something they get called

[glad parrot]

Cigarettes :3

[uneven sapphire]

GW what the fuck is this

[verbal gate]

largest we have is 20s lmao

[craggy oriole]

Why do your Marlboro packs look so fucked

[uneven sapphire]

IM shrieking rn

[verbal gate]

why do they got the same poses seen in bad gunpla poses

[uneven sapphire]

oh how the far from greatness we have fallen

[craggy oriole]

Are those thunder warriors in 40k

[uneven sapphire]

no

Sanguinary Guard

[craggy oriole]

Shitguinary guard

[uneven sapphire]

shut your whore mouth

wicked creature

[craggy oriole]

Why don't you come try to shut it

We can make a night of it

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

[shrewd gull]

[verbal gate]

why do people do neck tattoos lmao

brother got limitless neck

[shrewd gull]

I wanted to use hyprland at first but I dond like it

[verbal gate]

he got that infinity throat

[craggy oriole]

God I'm so bored I could just cut my stomach open and spill my rancid belly onto the soil

[shrewd gull]

[craggy oriole]

I like when computer is bi

[shrewd gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883660663371730975/1260366878795104427/subarunod.gif

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[craggy oriole]

Aren't all chasers after sack

[timid hollow]

INFINITY?!

I HAVE SO FAR TO GO

[uneven sapphire]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G2Lek6eWcAAX0lj.gif

[obsidian sun]

they thought i was a homosexual the way im chasing the sack

[craggy oriole]

Fire

[craggy oriole]

Never stop chasing homies

Where my real chasers at

[cunning reef]

This one got a laugh out of me

[craggy oriole]

Chasers sound off

[blazing maple]

friendship

[verbal gate]

grok is this the real teto

[craggy oriole]

We don't talk to grok anymore

[shrewd gull]

false

[craggy oriole]

What's up gangsters who else up hunting thugs

[blazing maple]

yes I am real teto

buy my skin

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[craggy oriole]

Buy her skin

[craggy oriole]

I'm just a simple Czech hunter

[shrewd gull]

🫃

[craggy oriole]

Be vewwy vewwy quiet

I'm hunting thugs

[shrewd gull]

czech mpregging

[craggy oriole]

Sorry everyone I'm still waking up I'll be good

[shrewd gull]

Do yuo like my wallpaper

[craggy oriole]

Very meta

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-soviet-mi24-hind-helicopter-gif-25193333

frying up chicken

[craggy oriole]

Good morning packmate

[obsidian sun]

so fnv is refusing to launch

this is cinema

[craggy oriole]

Restart computer?

Usually did it for me

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/jet-plane-ace-combat-laser-aircraft-carrier-super-manuever-gif-4071025611207802457

[craggy oriole]

Detected rgb color mode and was like "oh you're LGBT, pick one of these"

[oblique belfry]

alive internet theory

[shrewd gull]

blindzilla

[timid hollow]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/6PGZsRLVpFhHbJLoL2xawa?si=40b1db190fe3463e

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

i want to know what goes in the heads of people who eat banana from the wrong side

[timid hollow]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/31cNfeFWpJYJ0rPeLTzXDk?si=9a6311909c80434e

https://tenor.com/view/furi-the-edge-gif-16252289638506002883

[copper vapor]

furry

[copper vapor]

considering how contrarian you are, I'm surprised you don't do that

[verbal gate]

what wrong side?>

you mean peeling it from the stem? it lessens the stringy bits

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/furi-bunny-wake-up-gif-9256782478922869891

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-cat-shaking-cat-alien-cat-gif-17719290639671130907

[copper vapor]

(it's actually Muk but you get the idea)

[rocky turtle]

[timid hollow]

had to laugh ngl

[copper vapor]

fixed

[rocky turtle]

xcoming time

i still salty at losing gex and kreeon on infiltration mission

2 requiem cyberdisks 1 ethereal

2 armored berserkers

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-emile-i'm-ready-how-bout-you-gif-9026844435191033571

[rocky turtle]

and its was not even half of enemies there

[pliant meteor]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5TlcHye17gE?si=MzJrM2y3Rwbeu6AB Silent Hill but yknow pro wrestling

An indie game too

[rocky turtle]

if u can drop kick your eldritch horros in that game its peak

[pliant meteor]

You can

[rocky turtle]

DAMN

DAMN

[real aspen]

Wrong side

I don't care what anyone says

[rocky turtle]

that girl is joan silent hill

[real aspen]

And those stringy bits? Ones that dissolve as soon as you bite?

[shrewd gull]

I open it from the uhh big thing at the top

[real aspen]

Anyone who doesn't like them doesn't deserve bananas

[copper vapor]

did people forget Leon suplexing cultists in RE4

has that meme really been lost in the current zeitgeist

even with the RE4 remake

are we doomed?

is this the real life?

is this just fanta sea?

[pliant meteor]

We probably are ngl

[rocky turtle]

he still gonna do it but in RE9

(as final boss)

[pliant meteor]

[craggy oriole]

You'd think they'd kick the evil out eventually

Evict it

[copper vapor]

I want him to do Zangief's Final Atomic Buster in re9uiem

[pliant meteor]

Hi Sound

[celest plank]

Ive been shovelling snow for the past 4 hours and I cant feel my hands

[celest plank]

hi

[craggy oriole]

Sit on them

[pliant meteor]

Yeesh rough, how deep is the snow rn at your place?

[shrewd gull]

Resident Evil pays on time so no

[craggy oriole]

When's that ever stopped a landlord

Evict the evil

[celest plank]

40-50cm

[shrewd gull]

Half a meter

[celest plank]

And theres a blizzard coming at night

[shrewd gull]

Poland?

[celest plank]

so its going to be even better

[celest plank]

Yep

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[shrewd gull]

It's the Germans

[celest plank]

Right at the Tatra mountains

[shrewd gull]

They're using the snow against you

[celest plank]

went from gas warfare to snow warfare

[timid hollow]

Can confirm

[celest plank]

gexxx

[rocky turtle]

another chill mission

[timid hollow]

has sex

with your mom

[shrewd gull]

Say gex

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/rpx-syria-mic-drop-gif-19149907

[celest plank]

gex does have sex with your ex

[rocky turtle]

damn i didnt have a siege gunner i think nice

[proven kelp]

what did he say again

[craggy oriole]

WHAT HE SAY

[timid hollow]

i guess its time to ace my combat

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-green-goblin-pumpkin-bomb-pumpkin-gif-8420109263678295726

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY4zS-lIB6s

finger gun

[nocturne aurora]

the moment when you start Forza Horizon 5 and the system says your graphics are set to ultra, worth the 3,5k€ Monster PC

[pallid sapphire]

When you play a Game,it sets it on Ultra,being worth the 3,5k monster but its an UE5 game and stutters like shit

AI frame gen

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

I don't trust auto settings anymore for this reason lmao

[pallid sapphire]

i wish AI could generate me Ice cream rn

so i wouldnt have to move into the kitchen for that

[copper vapor]

we're not in the star trek universe yet

[craggy oriole]

I wish ai would blow me and then die

[pallid sapphire]

were in that day and age though

[craggy oriole]

Or die blowing me

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/sex-doll-blow-up-doll-cinema-mouth-open-pop-corn-gif-17594148

[timid hollow]

[nocturne aurora]

the moment when Faminists are protesting against AI GF´s

[craggy oriole]

I think that was one person

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXXWrW6DiJA

[craggy oriole]

But go off Don quixote

Seven of nine ruining voyager like ai ruins my operating system

[copper vapor]

I could've sworn this scene was in Voyager with captain janeway instead of 7o9

[rocky turtle]

[craggy oriole]

Still no Kim episode

[pallid sapphire]

[craggy oriole]

30 years still no Kim episode

[rocky turtle]

[craggy oriole]

Paris and Jane way fucking as axolotl still no Kim episode

[copper vapor]

I need to watch voyager and ds9 again, don't remember much from them

[craggy oriole]

Voyager is ok

Ds9 is incredible

[craggy oriole]

Voyager is good it just drops so many balls it's frustrating

Ds9 though is a masterpiece

[rocky turtle]

damn bro is chilling

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-deep-space9-gif-8913249

[little depot]

hi my name is Alice ivanovich

[craggy oriole]

Hiiiiii

Good morning

[little depot]

its 2221

[nocturne aurora]

so

[craggy oriole]

Good evening

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-meeps-meeps-beaker-muppets-sunglasses-gif-7415285405172247870

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255271160078143520/1417633873428480080/convert.gif

[craggy oriole]

REAL

God I wish this was me this second

[hexed stag]

Are you on the "We are Maduro"? (referrign to your pfp)

[craggy oriole]

We carry the flame

[little depot]

no

[onyx vigil]

Oh my god it took me 61 hours to actually build the car in my summer car holy shit

[craggy oriole]

Congrats

Now get it emissions tested

[nocturne aurora]

bro loves depression in games

[onyx vigil]

Well I need to figure out why it’s stopping every time I try to accelerate

[craggy oriole]

I used to know this

Take a picture of your exhaust cloud

[rocky turtle]

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/conducteur-train-conducteur-de-train-sncf-ter-gif-23179137

[little depot]

im matching with a friend

[craggy oriole]

LMFAO

[onyx vigil]

Wait a minute now it doesn’t start

[hexed stag]

uhuh

[onyx vigil]

did my battery die after I saved?

[craggy oriole]

It can yeah

[onyx vigil]

WHAT THE FUCK????

[craggy oriole]

I'd bet you money your fuel mixture is off though

[onyx vigil]

so now I have to buy a new one

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/sarcastic-filthy-frank-hilarious-gif-14580014

[onyx vigil]

MY FUCKING GOD

[craggy oriole]

If accelerating makes your engine die it's probably your carb

[onyx vigil]

and how do I fix that?

[copper vapor]

eat more carbs

[craggy oriole]

Also yeah if the battery is flat dead it can't recharge

[onyx vigil]

it was fully charged

[craggy oriole]

You tune the fuel air mix on the carburetor

[uneven sapphire]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G2Lek6eWcAAX0lj.gif

[craggy oriole]

With a screwdriver

It's under the air filter

[onyx vigil]

Oh fuck I forgot to do that part

[craggy oriole]

Check your battery though put it in the battery charger and see if it's flat

If you didn't tune it at all it may be why your car doesn't start now

The carb that is

[onyx vigil]

wait it wasn’t fully screwed in

[craggy oriole]

Oh you tune the screw

[vital lodge]

Is call of pripyat multiplayer extention legit?

[craggy oriole]

It's not a fastener

[proven tundra]

No

[craggy oriole]

It modulates how much fuel is injected

[hexed stag]

yes

[pliant meteor]

[craggy oriole]

If you can get your car running again, fiddle with the screw till the exhaust isn't too dark or light

[copper vapor]

fiddle with the what till the what

are you trying to cause this man's death

[onyx vigil]

Hey does this look fine?

[craggy oriole]

I don't need tricks to end the lives of men

It's good enough but a bit lighter is what I'm used to

[onyx vigil]

Uh okay

[craggy oriole]

A smidge

[onyx vigil]

I’ll go and try to tune it

since my car is stopping and not letting me accelerate at all

[craggy oriole]

Does it lurch forward and then just stop giving juice

[onyx vigil]

It goes forward and then stop and then repeat

[craggy oriole]

Yeah your fuel mix was too rich

[onyx vigil]

too rich?

What the hell does that mean?

[craggy oriole]

Too much gas not enough air

[onyx vigil]

okay and how the hell do I fix that?

[craggy oriole]

Tuning the carb

Lighter is leaner

Darker is richer

[onyx vigil]

okay how do I tune the carb?

[craggy oriole]

Screwdriver on the screw on it

[onyx vigil]

is it the big blue thing?

[craggy oriole]

Under the blue thing

You can take it off and the engine will be OK idling

[proven tundra]

Terra Invicta attempt #4 incoming

[onyx vigil]

wait how do I know if I tune it? It doesn’t move

[craggy oriole]

Check the exhaust color

[timid hollow]

first time hitting 0 msl

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcTOIUzowpk

[onyx vigil]

it’s still the same color I think

[copper vapor]

wtf Iron Harvest in japan

[timid hollow]

OH DO YOU GENERATE MSL?

[real aspen]

you dont actually run out i think

[onyx vigil]

Does this look fine?

[real aspen]

what are we supposed to be looking at

[onyx vigil]

The smoke

I was talking to ultra_violet

[obsidian sun]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVAGZB0bm1c

i found peak

[onyx vigil]

is this ok?

[craggy oriole]

That should be perfect

[onyx vigil]

oh cool

[craggy oriole]

Maybe a couple ticks richer

I get nervous when it's too lean cus it can hurt your engine

[onyx vigil]

Okay got it

I will try

[rocky turtle]

@timber oxide good job medic

[onyx vigil]

it shifts between dark and white

is that good?

[craggy oriole]

Other way, make it darker

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-award-walking-meme-ceremony-gif-3879624934865009419

[craggy oriole]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252954611363483668/1459793131338993664/Women_beat_men.mp4?ex=696491cc&is=6963404c&hm=7dc5c38cd82bb3555ef5f31cddde4677775bc813e030aeb72d1556b4c5c94c3a&

[onyx vigil]

like this?

[copper vapor]

almost thought the guy with the black cap was supposed to be the "woman" that beats men

[craggy oriole]

You're tuning too far each time take it slower

[copper vapor]

[craggy oriole]

i beat men

[copper vapor]

[craggy oriole]

does it count if they like it

your honor

[copper vapor]

goddamn grayname weirdos

[craggy oriole]

im not weird its the twinks who are weird

[timber oxide]

Anyway I was out being a cart racist today

[onyx vigil]

like this? it still fades between dark and white

[craggy oriole]

yeah thats good for now

its going to change color as your engine heats and cools

it changes the fuel air mix

[onyx vigil]

okay because now it fades between white and gray

[craggy oriole]

admit it youd be sad if i was banned

[timber oxide]

No

[real aspen]

I would never be sad about a azu clone

[copper vapor]

yes, I would be sad. Getting banned is too good for you

[craggy oriole]

LOL

[timber oxide]

azu clone?

[onyx vigil]

IT WORKS!!!!

[onyx vigil]

THANKS MATE

[craggy oriole]

hell yeah

[copper vapor]

gotta admit the behavior is very similar

[craggy oriole]

no problemo

[copper vapor]

at least azu is cool

[craggy oriole]

i put way too much time into msc

[copper vapor]

and funny

[onyx vigil]

i mean i have spent like 60 hours and now i have finally built the car

[craggy oriole]

https://i.imgur.com/iVRMj8g.png

oh my god

i didnt know it was this bad

[timid hollow]

i was unbanned btw

dude who allegedly cheated didnt

in dayz

[copper vapor]

good ending

[little depot]

unlike me infra red is actually funny

[timid hollow]

admin just had small pepe syndrome because he got killed by a headshot on 20 metres

[craggy oriole]

im not funny everything i say is dead serious

all of my opinions are genuine

[little depot]

are you from tel aviv

[craggy oriole]

i dont log onto discord i clock in

LOL

[onyx vigil]

Wait you were banned?

[timid hollow]

yeh

[onyx vigil]

From where?

[timid hollow]

a dayz server

[copper vapor]

gex was banned from a dayz server for "playing with a cheater"

[craggy oriole]

whats that got to do with here

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/Nerbit_13098/status/2010348492028338280

Nerbit (@Nerbit_13098)

Critical hit to the head with the Striker has worked well for me in the past.

QRT: cactigaymer
I swear that man is built different
Is there any way to 1 shot Kellogg

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 11, 2026, 1:50 PM

[little depot]

w anti cheat

[copper vapor]

[onyx vigil]

-_- oh ok

[craggy oriole]

am i gonna get banned if i start spoofing rcon access on gmod again

[onyx vigil]

not the most important shit going on in 2026 but whatever

[little depot]

you should get a second job

[craggy oriole]

TRUE

I CAN BE MORE PRODUCTIVE

[little depot]

it kinda is tho

[little depot]

come work for me at the ball crushing factory

[copper vapor]

it's important to me

[craggy oriole]

i was made for this job

sign me up

[little depot]

bet

[verbal gate]

why are yall here when you could be increasing shareholder value?

[craggy oriole]

every minute spent on frivolity is another minute not spent increasing gdp

[little depot]

they pay me 50 cents per post

[real aspen]

i dont care, i've chosen you and you're the one who matters

[little depot]

am I a pokemon

[craggy oriole]

im so glad i work for the fbi they pay me to post on discord

#dreamjob

[real aspen]

possibly

[little depot]

i left my apple in the microwave for too long

[blazing maple]

why were you microwaving an apple

[verbal gate]

why microwave it?

[blazing maple]

You should eat pears instead

[real aspen]

to eat

duh

[little depot]

im punishing them

for i am alergic to them

[craggy oriole]

i guess you could say

they were a

bad apple

[little depot]

their day of jugement will come soon

[verbal gate]

you oughta be ashamed of yourself

[little depot]

i have the entire bad apple but its the epstein files

[little depot]

but i cant send them

[craggy oriole]

that one almost made me spit out my coffee when i saw it first time

[little depot]

you spit?

[craggy oriole]

occasionally

[little depot]

noted

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-jones-uzbek-gif-9108365450976190246

[little depot]

i must reanimate the horse

[blazing maple]

dw i got him

[real aspen]

speaking of

i find it weird when people spit on ground for no reason

[little depot]

glue

[little depot]

hey we dont kink shame here

[real aspen]

i do

[rocky turtle]

aight lets go

[craggy oriole]

no hangups in offtopic

[blazing maple]

pony

boy

that song is messed up

[craggy oriole]

i mean they all are

[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uERIXLWeik0

Rip sophie

[craggy oriole]

yeah that one hurt

i usually dont get sad over celeb deaths but that one stung

[copper vapor]

it's so hot here these days we've been having to put ice in the cats' water bowl

[blazing maple]

That's sweet of you

[verbal gate]

real, but replace the tomcat with the aardvark

[blazing maple]

where's sliced bread

[copper vapor]

I noticed they haven't been drinking water so I thought "what if..." and it turned out to be a good solution. They're drinking a lot more now.

[uneven sapphire]

woa

calm down teto

you are big enough already

[craggy oriole]

nice thinking

i miss my old roomates cat

[shrewd gull]

Add Skyrim

[verbal gate]

no ❤️

[craggy oriole]

i trained him to hop up in my arms o i could carry him to his food bowl when he got hungry

[little depot]

I trained my room mate to do that too

[craggy oriole]

i never told her and she was like omg look at this cute thing he started doing and was carrying him around

[rocky turtle]

[blazing maple]

Yeah I make sure to clean out my cats water and give it a scrub and cleanse every now and then to keep it healthy. I'm mostly in charge of her feeding and such

she used to hiss at me and be abbrasive but over the years she's now warmed up and is very friendly

[shrewd gull]

!kill

[craggy oriole]

its actually cruel not to train your roomates, people need to realize that they seek order and structure

[solid sundial]

@blazing maple ⠀

[uneven sapphire]

send me in i'll smoke it

[verbal gate]

skyrim is so dang safe man

[little depot]

I am Pavlov's greatest pupil

[craggy oriole]

that was me when mbo said im not funny or cool

[little depot]

Mbo hates whimsy and silly

[shrewd gull]

whos mbo

[verbal gate]

dw, you're my favorite internet amorphous blob

[uneven sapphire]

@copper vapor

[craggy oriole]

🥹

[little depot]

I'm proud of you my creation

Greatest idf soldier there is

[shrewd gull]

oh the stinky

[craggy oriole]

LOL

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[craggy oriole]

i just got back from ramallah 🥰

[little depot]

Anyway did u end up getting those piercings

[craggy oriole]

i got my lobes pierced but wound up not doing all the cartilage piercings

[little depot]

Boring

[craggy oriole]

yeah i really should reconsider

[little depot]

You should

[real aspen]

hm

[craggy oriole]

its more just i was lazy and broke and stopped at lobes

[real aspen]

wonder how small a power turbine engine can get

[little depot]

A diy kit is like

5 bucks

[uneven sapphire]

tech dependant

i would say like

probably a car

[craggy oriole]

i had a heart attack doing my lobes diy i wasnt strong enough to do cartilage on my own

[little depot]

Pussy

[craggy oriole]

its scary 😭

[real aspen]

i was thinking

[little depot]

Yeah but think how cute it'd be

[real aspen]

turbine motorcyclee

[craggy oriole]

true...

[verbal gate]

if I remember correctly theres a prototype yugo that uses a plane engine

[uneven sapphire]

not very far fetched tbh

[little depot]

Worst case scenario u just let it heal up

[blazing maple]

unless you're a long taffy treat and I'm around town

then it's very dangerous

[little depot]

Teto when are you getting a new voice bank

[real aspen]

biggest question might be, how will throttle response be?

[craggy oriole]

buy her skin

[little depot]

I can't keep paying utau 500k yen

[real aspen]

im not really studied in this

[uneven sapphire]

let the engineers figure that out

[blazing maple]

Dropping it with the fortnite crossover as a promotional event

[verbal gate]

teto is it true that you're an industry plant and the recent popularity was astroturfed by your agency?

[little depot]

What about neru

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-joe-biden-walk-walks-walks-away-gif-9573369587134370074

[little depot]

Joe Biden gotta be one of my favorite white people

[craggy oriole]

i still think about the time he said up the ra

quirked up white grandpa

[little depot]

I love grandpas

I wish men were real

[blazing maple]

we don't talk about the yellow one

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/kagamine-rin-rin-kagamine-rin-kagamine-len-gif-12983504581997904467

What about this yellow one

[uneven sapphire]

evil biden

[little depot]

Is this fucking tfr

[shrewd gull]

evil biden

[uneven sapphire]

I LOVE TFR

[little depot]

Vro

[uneven sapphire]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G2Lek6eWcAAX0lj.gif

[shrewd gull]

mro*

[uneven sapphire]

THE BIDEN AI SHALL CONSUME ALL

[little depot]

Tfr players are either neo Nazi femboys or ultra tankie autists

Either way ultra schizos

I hope they burn

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818822386308481074/1357746237599649924/wave.gif

[shrewd gull]

!kill @little depot

[little depot]

Shut up effeminate homosexual

[shrewd gull]

you like expedition 33, shut up french-lover

dont speak to me

fcuking stinky

[snow tree]

Now kiss

[marsh cargo]

TNO mentioned day ruined

[craggy oriole]

FRENCH?

also fire rises is the only good hoi mod

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[marsh cargo]

nah being honest

[uneven sapphire]

yes

next to the pony mod

[little depot]

Aren't you croatian

[marsh cargo]

played the big 5 hoi4 mods

[marsh cargo]

and the pony mod is actually unironically good

[craggy oriole]

my fellow maupinites

[little depot]

1500 hours in cs2 I don't wanna hear it

[real aspen]

@marsh cargo what syndicates are you with

[marsh cargo]

warframe ?

[real aspen]

yes

[craggy oriole]

getting surprised that a pony mod is mechanically good is so 2009

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/political-halo-gif-5317679354127923819

[uneven sapphire]

I LOVE DEATH CULTS

mm

(I dont)

[snow tree]

Can you imagine that God one day woke up and decided to make Fr*nch "people"?

[craggy oriole]

those fuckers sure love very lovingly detailed simulations of real life processes

[marsh cargo]

steel, suda, hexis

[real aspen]

COOOOOOOOOOOCK

[craggy oriole]

i just like fire rises for its shitposting potential

[marsh cargo]

[craggy oriole]

doesnt it have a vaush tree

[little depot]

🥀

[uneven sapphire]

it is only shit post

like

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1457601516016762982/mossaidAI.gif

[marsh cargo]

[real aspen]

i dont want to engage with trade chat

[shrewd gull]

I am not

Fortunately

[marsh cargo]

do you need anything ?

[little depot]

You smell Croatian

[shrewd gull]

You smell french

[marsh cargo]

i may have a copy

[real aspen]

razorwing blits

[shrewd gull]

And thats not good

[plucky jolt]

why yall sniffing eachother

[little depot]

Why do you know how french people smell

[marsh cargo]

let me check

[shrewd gull]

because they stink

[little depot]

We're about to make out sloppy style

[craggy oriole]

@little depot were caught between the vaushist and maupinite fronts do you join me for a last stand atop the grain elevator

[little depot]

Fuck yeah

[rocky turtle]

thats fkn sneaker was commander ayo

[shrewd gull]

Hmmmmmm, wonder if I can push my gpu to more than -50mV undervolt

[verbal gate]

you have the same aura a french waitstaff has

[little depot]

I like it when deep seek ai anime girl runs the country

[uneven sapphire]

yes

bow to the central processing unit

[little depot]

I can't say what I wanna say without getting nuked

[real aspen]

but why

[copper vapor]

surrender your flesh. we demand it.
[nuclear explosion]

[marsh cargo]

yeah i dont have it

[real aspen]

a pair of balls and a cock

[shrewd gull]

it dond need that much

[real aspen]

[uneven sapphire]

the best focus is probably the EU one in TFR

mass hysteria and uh

[shrewd gull]

[uneven sapphire]

yeag

[copper vapor]

almost there chat

(no idea how much my stash is worth)

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/wef-world-economic-forum-klaus-schwab-globe-globalism-gif-352999969579483000

[uneven sapphire]

I LOVE ZE BUGS

[shrewd gull]

WHYD I DO DUVIRI PARADOX it SUCKS ASS and STINKS

[little depot]

I'm really disappointed it doesn't play his theme song

[arctic flicker]

Inb4 next expedition demands 10mil

[uneven sapphire]

yeag

[marsh cargo]

its pretty good

[copper vapor]

oof.

[little depot]

When u do the volt Europa path

are u read for ze new world order

[uneven sapphire]

MY GOAT

[shrewd gull]

The reason my acc has v2 at the end is because I selected Durivi Paradox on my very first account, and I couldnt switch ;3

[uneven sapphire]

[marsh cargo]

they should have gotten rid of this
if anything you could have made a support ticket

[little depot]

Russia ai always just kills itself

In the first European war

[uneven sapphire]

Yeag

well

not always

[shrewd gull]

It was like uhh 2 almost 3 years ago. I barely even did anything so I jsut made a new one

[uneven sapphire]

if the USSR reforms under i think

[little depot]

And china just has infinite troops

[uneven sapphire]

medev

[little depot]

I can never win as Japan

[uneven sapphire]

Factually real

[little depot]

Combat is so not balanced

[little depot]

I mean it's accurate but unplayable

[uneven sapphire]

yea

[craggy oriole]

i just like it cus its the first political shitpost ive seen in a long time that isnt r/political compass polandball level brainrot

[uneven sapphire]

probably cuz japan still lacks their wacky content

like cloning or someshit

[craggy oriole]

japanese cloning initiative would fit so well

[little depot]

I wanna

[uneven sapphire]

i mean they already have a tech focus tree

[little depot]

Play dayz

[shrewd gull]

I am twinkifying my operator even more rn

[uncut plover]

[craggy oriole]

dayz sounds like a game that would destroy my life

[little depot]

@heavy junco get on DayZ babe

[uncut plover]

Hey guys, anybody playing Arma reforger with mod here?

[little depot]

Dayz is not an evil twink

You'll be fine

[craggy oriole]

i can ruin their life first im not scared

[little depot]

😳

[craggy oriole]

but dayz could draw me in like sarumans palantir

[little depot]

You have too much spare time

[upbeat verge]

fellas

[craggy oriole]

tru...

[upbeat verge]

with a great deal of sadness

I inform you

today is 1st day of employment arc

[craggy oriole]

but im scared ill keep playing even after i move and should be getting a life back together

[upbeat verge]

[little depot]

Finally

Ivan can start paying my bills again

[upbeat verge]

we do not live together

[little depot]

Play shitty multiplayer games with me

[upbeat verge]

youre chinese I'm bulgarian

[little depot]

We do

[uneven sapphire]

tbh i love how tfr is just rng if you dont wanna modify game rules

[upbeat verge]

we dont

I live with my parents

[copper vapor]

[craggy oriole]

like what

[little depot]

Segregation ended 60 years ago racist

[craggy oriole]

name games

[upbeat verge]

kys rice eater

[craggy oriole]

0 to bulgarian in seconds

[little depot]

Kys Romani

[upbeat verge]

ЯЖ МИ ХУЯ

[uneven sapphire]

Ivan is just as Asian tho

[ripe wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-11341170073272671015

[upbeat verge]

МАЙКАТА ТИ ДЕЙБА

[little depot]

愚蠢的白人

[upbeat verge]

YO FONE LINGING

[shrewd gull]

I mean true, Hungarians and Bulgarians originate from Asia sooo

[upbeat verge]

BIG BOI COME PIK UP YO FONE

[craggy oriole]

yeah every time i go to stop a slav from making anti asian slurs i remember they have the pass

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/jew-jews-jewish-jump-happy-gif-13509285

[thick plover]

playing far far west with friends

yup its peak

[uneven sapphire]

FUH

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044624519903576065/1459221544122450096/JUDENRADAR.gif

[thick plover]

I suggest this game

[rocky turtle]

experimental magazine?

[uneven sapphire]

true

[little depot]

Juden radar is crazy

Why is it in german

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1457601516016762982/mossaidAI.gif

[shrewd gull]

It true

[upbeat verge]

in a very very very convoluted way yes

[little depot]

I am a white woman

From the mountains of caucus

Buy my book

[upbeat verge]

nah you is just retarded

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790559768916918272/1442979364651143168/482c492b9012c8d1a9857ca22db2a84b0b8095ddded405e30b54b3fdfa87c77d_1.gif.gif

[copper vapor]

man y'all like living dangerously

[little depot]

Youyou is retarded yes

[craggy oriole]

how can you deny that she is of yakubs making

[copper vapor]

[little depot]

Have you seen the shit that goes on in brainfart these days

[upbeat verge]

that dentist guy got banned for such things

youyou next?

[copper vapor]

I have not

[obsidian sun]

was looking for a reason to post it

[uncut plover]

[verbal gate]

why are you suddenly talking like awkwafina

[obsidian sun]

nah he was different

[uneven sapphire]

the what

[little depot]

Dentist was actually a Nazi

Youyou is just retarded

[obsidian sun]

i heard things

[upbeat verge]

preach

[craggy oriole]

nazi dentist ive heard that one before

[upbeat verge]

very factual azu

[uneven sapphire]

My favorit north african nazi

[obsidian sun]

that's not the worst one tbh

[upbeat verge]

idk if its gonna be a hard job or not

[copper vapor]

my gameplay more linear than final fantasy 13

[upbeat verge]

its a factory

[real aspen]

you will fall into a vat of base

and DIE

[little depot]

Ivan is made of acid

He's fine

[real aspen]

damn

[craggy oriole]

closest i got was some guy in stalker chat with a cross pfp getting really mad at me months ago when i was still playing

[upbeat verge]

How u know

[copper vapor]

if he's made of acid and falls into a vat of base

he'll become

neutral?

[little depot]

Yes

Acid base reaction

[copper vapor]

I'm so glad I remember chemistry 101

[little depot]

Waow

OH- meets the H+ ions

Becomitn water

[copper vapor]

more like chemistry 100 because this is pre-tutorial phase

[craggy oriole]

i dont remember chemistry at all but if i see a chemical formula i can usually guess what its chemical name is

[verbal gate]

I haven't seen that one dude with a faceapped pfp

what happened to him?

[pliant meteor]

[little depot]

Who?

[copper vapor]

based
I hated chemistry and was awful at it. still am

[craggy oriole]

chem was the coolest science class i had

i just was really bad at it

i liked it a lot

[copper vapor]

I did better in physics class

[verbal gate]

cigarette enjoyer, claimed to have smoked random unattended cigarette in a bar or some such

[obsidian sun]

who

[craggy oriole]

physics was more math so i did worse

[obsidian sun]

laika ?

[little depot]

Oh

Laiker

[verbal gate]

yeo

[little depot]

He's probably high somewhere

[craggy oriole]

faceapp of your own face as a pfp is either a brilliant shitpost or someone whos criminally dangerous

[upbeat verge]

laika is so chaotic in vc

[little depot]

Coming from you

[upbeat verge]

that man has 100% been dropped as a child

or kicked around idk

[craggy oriole]

im normal

[little depot]

🚬

[upbeat verge]

youre in this server this automatically makes you the opposite

[craggy oriole]

true but im still normal

[little depot]

This server kinda fucking sucks

[craggy oriole]

im here to save you all and make you normal

[arctic flicker]

impossible

[upbeat verge]

see how about you start putting that energy into getting a JOB or something

hm?

[craggy oriole]

thats my job thats what the fbi pays me to do

[upbeat verge]

anyway

I'm off to play Tsushima

[craggy oriole]

i do need to get a job though doing app deliveries is basically unemployment

this shit sucks but i also hate real jobs

[marsh cargo]

time to buy plat or i could snatch spesh marine 2

[little depot]

Go get me a pack of chunghuas and a tsingdao

[craggy oriole]

can i get myself one too

[little depot]

Sure

Go hit on the clacker cashier whilst ur at it

[craggy oriole]

dont even need to tell me

[marsh cargo]

mmmh choices

lots of choices

[snow tree]

[uneven sapphire]

read

[hexed stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550869975385112606/1459922627652227152/1768143063197.mp4?ex=69650a66&is=6963b8e6&hm=d135485ea32d17992ec31edabde1fb60dcae76f930600dc57f55f48b08e0c5a9&

[marsh cargo]

[uneven sapphire]

arguably cs2 is the best of those

[marsh cargo]

prob just because steam owns it

[little depot]

Hmm

What's stopping me from just

[copper vapor]

fortnite
fps

marvel rivals
fps

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

shoulda slapped deadlock on that video as well then, surely it's also a fps

[shrewd gull]

[marsh cargo]

[craggy oriole]

game definitions dont really mean anything its all vibes

[oblique belfry]

cant believe i became a celebrity on s2 chat

[craggy oriole]

wait

[copper vapor]

you don't mean anything

[marsh cargo]

huh?

[oblique belfry]

"the guy that had ps1 graphics"

[craggy oriole]

thats not just a parody account

[marsh cargo]

ooh that

[craggy oriole]

youre actually the dobe funger watcher

[marsh cargo]

yeah doge

[oblique belfry]

[craggy oriole]

holy shit can you signt his for me

plays with hair

[oblique belfry]

shrimply remove lumen

[craggy oriole]

im such a huge fan

[oblique belfry]

and play the game as if you were playing fnv

[craggy oriole]

thats a huge relief

[oblique belfry]

with them crispy graphics

[copper vapor]

yippee yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[oblique belfry]

buh again ?

[verbal gate]

lone star better

[copper vapor]

ye

[prisma heath]

Only one dares to give me the rasberry....

[little depot]

Children children

[verbal gate]

what the fuck does this mean

[little depot]

No they're on to something

[prisma heath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0

[little depot]

Chat I've ran out of silly images

[verbal gate]

too long, you got a 6 second clip?

[little depot]

I need one stat

[upbeat verge]

finger but hole

[little depot]

Therapy is weak sauce

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3rnA3gPOJsLGdXZW8lSisb?si=da069f28bf3c478f
@marsh cargo @little depot @oblique belfry they didn't have to make the main menu theme go this hard

[little depot]

Thank you

Shine comes in clutch

[upbeat verge]

YET they did

[craggy oriole]

therapy is cringe but its important cringe

[prisma heath]

https://youtu.be/FcArnepkhv0?si=mqlg-jUqxAFnXTsA&t=93

Here's time stamped to be relevant to you