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when I saw a marilith in the FFXV prequel anime it was peam
too bad they kill her in the anime so I don't get to fight her in the game
6 hands so she can use all of them to stroke my massive cock give me simultaneous headpats
dammit there's no gif of her
and the wiki only has this image
WAR
thats one big snek lady
ya she's yuge

snake lower body
human upper body
several arms
holding several swords
close enough welcome back Dechala
hey at least the one in the image is pretty
she was added recently to warhammer 3 right?
yeah
dark elf marilith
also i got a game (and dlc) :)
i played back on gamepass few years ago
also got dlc on it but since im not really using My microsoft store account i cant really play with them
thanks, phil spencer
i mean it makes sense
its not my store account being used atm so the purchases i made cannot go onto the other
and vice versa
sucks? yes
im mainly annoyed at the fact i cant play ubisoft or ea games on gamepass gremrmg
wait
this shit has a WORKSHOP?
the babies
evil CREATURE
poggies
oh hi sam
GET OUTTA MAH ORBIT
teto returns
how can someone that didnt even know teto existed until recently become so delusional
this must be studied
"baby, i don't know when i'm supposed to stop!"
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bought. it even came with a knife to get your skin
now where are you 
tonberry is approching my location and will arrie in 6-7 business days
thats not good enough
I'm gonna mk fuckin lose it
mbo send the tonberry king
sam soon
what the fuck is wrong with them
the boss enslaved them
they are just silly
they're silly
they cause me great distress
the silly berries do but not anything else in the ff universe ?
whelp, need more requiem 1 relics
i might have some
yeah
this is literally just the hells kitchen intervallo
I thought I had some but I dond
I'm going shopping wihtin 1 and a half hours
I'm going to the asian place
it's called "top asian"
and it is
only chibi i like
i dont believe you
you spend 15$ and they give you a tupperware container overflowing with food that the worker literally pushes down and compresses to get the lid on
it's awesome
I'll take a photo when I get there
wheres bottom asian
If I hear that fuckin bitch ass grineer queen one more time
we gotta kill the worm
if its a bunch of different foods that is fucking with my tism
me no like different food touching
i'd use gara on her but i think the glass would shatter the exact moment she looks
you can choose between 3 items
it's a buffet style menu
gara is gud
I go with honey chicken and fried rice
I've yet to meet and marry her
once again
it doesnt matter
9 times out of 10 i do not like different food touching
i do not have a choice in this matter
no
crawl out through the fallout baby
into my llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllovin' arms
karage chicken?!
Yaes
buying gf
go to the gif searcher and type "Silent hill 2" and look at the first gif
why does he have his sunderland out
hes feeling himself

gachaing rivens
you will come out disappointed and without kuva
money
eventually
she says
lyingly again (i am lying)
also birb
you didnt point it out tho

GRAKATA RIVEN?

shits enough to make you sell those fuckers veiled
plans to play games and study late night
friend group stayed awake till 5 am cuz sunday
its corpus who cares
thats exactly the problem
their two damage points wont notice
idk damage to corpus is a dump stat to me
unless they made new tanky units that arent bosses
IM DRUNK
🗣️
Whelp.
Those kuva siphons were ass
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bad day at siphon factory
Bro I just want the xata requiem
Is the dude just a red suit with clock for a head
they are an anmesiatic person with a prosthetic head
i think i also have an ogris riven
envy
shut yo ass up you have more luck then a leprechaun
Wow wow
We dont discriminate against fictional race
Since whennn
what's the game name?
roathe forced me to go to the place where everything went wrong
Terra Invicta
so i'd say you're lucky
We held Earth orbit for about a year while they sent smaller fleets
oh wait I can kiss MArie again
aint no way its been a week already
Omg it’s fucking teto hello teto
TETO IS IN FORTNITE?
the end
visage ink before modifying
oh :(
after
no way
i feel like we should get more earnable cosmetics for our ops
wait
oh no
SHES GONNA MAKE DANIELA 
Why would we want skins for our opps
i like having my drifter look nice
The joke didn’t land

Magical Girl Vay Hek Skin
spider eye lamb
K-Pop Band Lead Alad V Skin
Don’t
there's no decent sideshave haircut so I can't
-# not like that haircut was used in the final game anyway 
closest is this but it's not long enough
Star lord
Didn’t they add a title for you having 100x harrow chassis?
why did you whitewash
Not me
And because it's funny
It is indeed funny

Yes, I've had enough of being tolerant
Everyone must be white now
Have some reposting seal video
anyway here's the clip of me making out with Marie to the best music in the game
Seal of approval
Why would I watch a clip of you making out with Marie when I have a clip of me making out with Marie
roathe literally doing this to me an Marie whenever we kiss
cause I'm hotter
Buy my skin
No you're not
no
I dont care who they turn into a proto frame im not playing a dating Sim
there is nothing to buy
coward
I mean, we all know that Sparter is a no fun tester cuck
Smh
why do you talk to your friends like that
Friends?
actually
you love them
hell yes
That would be gei
imagine being straight
I don't have to imagine
it hurts every time i see it
Sounds like a you problem
nah
I mean
kinda is already happening
thered be an agreement
birth rates have dropped drastically
Yeah we need more straight people
we need stuff to be LESS EXPENSIVE
Someone, straighten Doge for us
sex is expensive
the dolls and the twinks will donate gametes to the lipstick lesbians
5 billon hopital bill
sex is like college, after its happened youre spending a good chunk of your life throwing money at it hoping it all works out
Not really
also yeah the drop in fertility rates isnt because people are homosexual its cus if youre educated and well to do why would you fuck that up with a kid
It doesn't have to end with a kid you know 
sex is like wave pool at a water park its kind of overrated and gross
also i didnt know yall play warframe here
just got this riven, is the baza good?
ehhhhh
i kind of just did it cus i thought i was supposed to
i didnt want to be cringe...
You sound oddly familiar

its cus im so normal
what are your thoughts on free will
What was the name of that person
its pretty cool
It started with S
confusing as hell tho
i hope not, i barely ever post in servers
spicy?
Oh yeah
baza is a high crit rate smg
throw it on the prime and you'll be good
also supressed
I am teto
I dunno it just seems like I'm listening to a broken record that I thought I threw out the window a year ago
give me a chance, im delightful
i doubt spicy would come backl
seriously though whats the tea
tbf the baza being good is the least of my riven-related concerns
i have two sybaris rivens and idk which one to sell
Earl grey with some sugar
tell me the drama
Wouldn't call it a drama
And I'm also pretty sure I'm not classified enough to retell this story
At least not without heavy bias 
enough, youre going in the pit
Nah I'm not
#madnesscombat #madness_combat #animation #meme #oceanbackground
@sour rivet
#madnesscombat #madness_combat #meme #gabrielbarsch #madness
That's mad

@copper vapor @snow tree @arctic flicker @carmine laurel @left mantle @proven tundra
which one of you is gonna try this 
YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL
I don't wanna get banned so not me

When redacted players stop playing redacted
im pretty sure this isnt even that big of a problem 
and way too specific
you need 4 ziplines and 5 barricade kits
and 1 firework.box

guys I don't think I can guess this one
how much secret lore does this fucking place have
U ever play fortnite? 
not the battle royale
Imagine learning the battle royal lore on your own without yt or past events
O
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any of yall played this demo yet?
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how is it 
Wait is ts an xcom successor?
im sorry @timid hollow @snow tree 
We did what we were here for
Are ya gonna replace them at least?

Should name new ones V2 and keep uping it so we can keep track if we miss an update
that mission was a atotal ass
thats what im gonna do
Oh mb
you played menace or uhhhh xenoauts
i was thinking on getting xeno and putting yall in the game

first brigadier tho
nah

if i get xeno i will add you all to it, it's similar to xcom
but goes alot more indepth
Gn, manual breathing
Manual breathing
Manual breathing
Whenever I wake up but am still slightly asleep I usually stop breathing until it causes me to fully wake up
Truly I have no sleeping issues 
https://x.com/pizza990/status/2010019591162880443 well that's fucking impressive
Itchy nose, itchy eyes.
Dry lips.
Seems she tripped and fell on her nose, prob hurt
Prob
Yk why this doesn't work for me? They already are
Except for nose
Dont have nose hairs
ive never had a nosebleed im not anime enough
Indeed, gotta love random premature birth defects 
Here is another one. Do you feel the back of your throat? It's getting quite dry. Try not to get hiccups. Don't pull THAT muscle.
Try not to think about it.
think about all of your teeth
theyre different from each other
isnt it cool how one burst blood vessel in your brain and its over
send me in boss
I'll make sure we make it out
Panacea gaming
Meh. It's just a paralysed half face usually.
oooh facial paralysis
Ken ashcorp has that
could also just be one second youre totally fine
and then the next the last blink you ever take
and you wouldnt even know
careful
IEdy banned them
not an actual member of the server
👀
what colour should I make her chrissal
Blood
first off
love the base color
second
uhhhh
blood
HOLY FUCK I MISSED DEAD CELLS OST
Birb we need to have a serious chat
better?
idk it doesnt seem the colors are meshing all that well compared to the blue
whuh
Why the FUCK are Volt parts not researched
because the only people in the clan already had volt so there wasnt really a point
Now I need to add extra 3 days for my Chroma timer
Wth
Aint no way
There's always a point
Clan ranks
I've been trying to research stuff but I don't have 5000 mutagen
It's all about the grind
she's grape flavoured
yum
Hema is like a fucking meme, even my previous clan didn't have it and they had everything
if i see that hema research start im killing you
The research state of Burbs clan makes me regret switching
I get a fucking aneurysm whenever I enter any lab
a clean slate
There's no decor
it's bleak
you guys suck
My previous dojo was beautiful
how was i suppose to know i'd be adding more people to my dojo
The guy who decorated it is a master of decor
i just want my dojo to be infested :(
i never decide to take time a decorate
mainly cuz i dont want to wait a day to see the full piece
I only hide trash bags around the dojo
rate the build
Is good enough
Birb, I will however admit that the error room is a comedic genius
how
You go in and it's just a big ass empty room with a statue in the middle
I find it funny
we do not talk about the statue.
Anyways I hid a trash bag in the bio lab
which fdactions
I'm swaggy with everyone but Suda, what do you need
I can red veil
Actually I can both veil and meridian
Yeah I just wanna yoink both citrine augments
I can provide Suda and Perrin mods
1 vitality
2 ammo drum
Birb is a tough negotiator
AND.
1 free archon hunt assist
well fuck you then
Yeah but Birb is available now and I will be tomorrow
"social interaction" you think i talk to anyone during my hunts?
i mean whoever wins is spending rep
oh word
whoever I'm trading with do you want any mods from my factions
yupie!!
we got... sevagoth... frost... xaku... yareli... vauban...
so many mods...
nova, octavia
Banshee, Nehza, hydroid, chroma
Omg hiii teto
Buy my Nike tech
I need her
oh my spell worked
i want you
Deadcells players when u ask them what's a homunculus
How many boss cells, Birb? 
Boomerang spam
parry
BC3 also isn't hard
Like, I did BC2 and BC3 one after another
And the only reason why I didn't do BC4 is because beating hand of the king is not what you have to do there and I'm too lazy to switch up my route
And then there's BC5
Or at least I think it goes up to 5
i think it goes higher than 5
5 is the final boss tho
I'm always right, unless I'm not, then I'm right in an alternate timeline
oh heyyyy
Gem alert
beep boop
aw but her prime is sooooo pretty
she robbed me
left me with NOTHING
terrible trade
@blazing maple this is YOUR fault you LEECH
Pardon?
Fish
HORIZONTALEIT FISCH ROTERIENDEIR
@oblique belfry 100% confirmed statistic, 100% of ranked games I don't have a GP on my team I win 
anyway time to not play ranked for 3 months
Since I only did it for clash 
dead chat
You ded
Me watching the 5th Requiem 4 drop in a row 
Chat so dead only PrimeCE making fun of Borka could fix it
subtlety of a sledgehammer

If it works 
I love brainwashing children
this is an appropriate response for both messages ^^
also hows the reading going?
I already messaged u what im doing instead
Kill me
aint this just gundam
stop
read know no fear
i didnt send it to you for free
for you to ignore it

the pitiful wretches in newbies will live on without you

I read it during loading screens, why am I not allowed to wanna help others
Should be sleeping instead actually
for i have many more to send you

and you should take the time to read these now

sleep is for the 40k-less
you have books to read
for emprah
luv the emprah
I need one of the 40k haters to shit talk u as a distraction so I can nap
for the emprah is strong, and wise! and strong!

as if
I feel like a new recruit being forced into reading the codex or something
im more occupied asking you to read
(Essentially what this is)
(he doesnt know he can just lie)

but if i catch you in newbies, im putting you on a cross
What if u ask me what new knowledge I learned 
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

besides, you dont seem to remember things you read 20 minutes prior
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

I really am a shit recruit
motherfucking hell
so who am i to tell
Prob die in surgery or some shit
if you said "idk what i learned" chances are id believe you
unless you read the whole novel, because you should be able to tell me the basic outline
like "uhh shit happens and people die
" or something (obviously more than that, but still)
Tbf I read that part before we both dipped for a second
So it was more then just 20 mins
yeah but its still hilarious
because i will read something, and then remember it for 40 min, to then annoy someone with said tism
and with commendable detail
too bad i cant put said memory into effect on my schoolwork
because that shits lame
while inquisitorial strike teams are sick as fuck

Atrox is gonna learn to get a mental wave when I type in newbies to yell at me to read 
mhm
im gonna set up a silly little doohickey to notify me when your name is detected in newbies
and im gonna crucify you on the spot, facing an open copy of know no fear

I learned that only 4 primarchs are seen as warmasters 
Wait no proxies FUCK

seen as eligible for regent
but close enough
B-
that clueless emoji is working overtime

i never did get my mcdonals
im still hungry
3am gilled cheems
For more pancake
choeese
Ik the mf was making them at night
the person i was playing with on siege mode starting telling off his dog mid match
hot micing
so dw

im actually watching newbies to make sure he doesnt go back

Mc Dongles
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I had a roach fall on my head while sleeping
I think im gonna sleep now

I remember a roach climbed on my face once
The first thing I did waking up due to it was climb on my computer chair and aim my loaded airsoft gun at my bed direction
I had a roach do some shadow of colossus shit and fly on my neck once
I went to smack it and it just flew on my neck
It landed on my hair, thought it was my hair tie then proceeded to crush it and throw it in the nearby trash in 0.5 seconds total
Roach juice now on your hair
Not thinking about that part
I am so scared of cockroach dude, I dont even want to see it
Why am I getting these
bro started the timer too late wtf is this shit
If I had more time to panick prob would've unloaded my .40 in it
no sleep for you pal
unbelievable
I did a little bit
They started yapping about the holophusikon
Its in the damn book
wait it is?

deadass?
its been like a year since i read knf
i mostly remember ventanus being a fucking g

theres a reason he has a tomb that was undisturbed for 10k years
and also a reason why his spirit held so much power, that he was able to MANIFEST AS A SPIRIT TO CUT DOWN THE TRAITORS
nickmercs is absolutely cheating in arc raiders. this is not aim assist. you can clearly see he is shaking off the aim lock until it locks into the correct rotor. he’s gonna get banned on twitch 😂
tl;dr, remus ventanus had such an impact in his lifetime, that his spirit didnt disintegrate in the warp, but rather held its form and kept its power, such power he was able to take revenge on honsou, the iron warrior who attempted to destroy his tomb (the tomb was destroyed, but it wasnt at no cost to the iron warriors)
that is not a tl;dr
but whatever
Is this my spoiler that hes the Mc in the book
buddy... i dont know how to tell you this
but all the povs are main characters

Still makes him a mc
oh, except that first guy, and like, 1 other
mhm

my point being all of them are important
for one reason or another
remus just so happens to be a little more of a fucking peam character
Poor luriel (I think thats his name)
luciel
honorius luciel

literally named honorable luciel basically

lame ass name
good thing he eats shit later

spoiler
books arriving tomorrow I got sum hegel
i mean... literally everyone is killed by a word bearer, EXCEPT the word bearers that die
They were supposed to be here last friday...
what books?
I should get roadside picnic actually lol
Ykw I forgot im dyslexic cause holy fuck I stg it said world eaters
one sec
Blood Meridian, Hegel and Essay on Blindness
The hegel one is just the phenomenology of the spirit
Reading in bed without my glasses is hard
there, now you have roadside picnic

dw its ok, now you know
they do mention them
tbf
I always buy physical mate no matter unfortunately
at least once
I like the feeling and just to have the books as decorations
well i tried
No like I have a mental image of luciel saying hi to his world eater friend
thanks anyway tho
Hes says it TWO fucking times
word bearer*
(Currently)
‘Some fall into their roles quickly,’says Luciel firmly. ‘I have thought about this. Some fall into
their roles quickly. Others take time to evolve, to discover what their purpose is to be. Your primarch,
great Lorgar, is a son of the Emperor. There will be a role for him. It may turn out to be far greater
than any that falls to Guilliman or Dorn. Yes, we’re lucky to have clarity. I know that. So are the Fists,
the Hands, the Angels. Terra above, so are the Wolves of Fenris and the World Eaters, Sorot. Perhaps
the lack of clarity you have laboured under thus far is because Lorgar’s role is yet unimaginable.’
ONCE
literally ONCE
Ik was saying for what I had a mental image of dick
you walked into that one
Millions of heads must asplode. #40k #fatshark #class #warp #thewarp #psykers #peril #psychic

peam
I cant wait to forget this and read world eater as word bearer
sus, diddy and whatnot
I need to start wearing my glasses when reading
i mean it even describes their armor as red with grey trim
what world eater is that
theyre white and blue
Right now I'm reading through The Idiot by Dostoyevsky good book I think
Im assuming thats before traitor cause I only know the traitor look tbh
Red then gold
yes
theyre now just red and stained gold
which is funny
because theyre closer to brown
like... all brown
because theyre always caked in vitae and gore

Fair

im trying to bait you into finishing knf so you move on to as or ss
ok
so
dont abbreviate shadowsword
Thats not gonna work yk that right
for future reference

Where is the entire demon legion popping out like a giant matryoshka doll?
well you see, its an inquisitorial psyker, so that shit doesnt happen because inquisition nonsense

Me fr (I held it down for 1 second longer then usual on accident)
ew, lightning psyker

idk what else you hold
that would do that
maybe staff?
I love my stunlock bros
U feel like ur doing nothing compared to what your actually doing tbh
or assail
yeah thats why i hate it
nothing happens, but something happens for others
id rather have fun, rather than let others have more fun
Oh nurgle make this man fall off the map via explosive barrels 12 times
maybe, but i blow up all the barrels before going ahead
on that one map
with an open area
with barrels
U mean the third time
since ammo is infinite
The barrel crashouts are always peak
Still cant believe each time we played that map specifically we managed to squad wipe immediately each time
especially because your retard, half wit fucking dim light bulb, dull crayon, STUPID fuck, teammate, shoots said barrel
why do i get queue'd up with some of humanity's irl rejects
Instead I just get fucked by the immediate boss
Dakka
cartridge?
Aw
shut up nerd
go back to reading
(i say having read like 10 more books than you easily)
No
Eep time
Should've slept 2 hours ago
But

If another bug lands on me the rent is getting lower
eat it
Two goals completed in one
Is there not a single one of these without the TikTok bullshit
Eh tired

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Music and video mashed-up by Daniel Kim (http://www.facebook.com/danielkimmusic)
SONGLIST:
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- Cher Lloyd - "Want U Back"
- Chris Brown - "Don't Wake Me Up"
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yooo
I remember listening to this religiously












