#╟❓general-offtopic
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I'd kill for this weather.
aand bus didnt stop on my stop
Every single cologne/perfume batch made today is a watered down chemical heavy copy of the original.
Id kill for THIS weather
did you hit the stop button?
did
thats fucked up
blind retard
Hammer time
i hope he gets hemorrhoids
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Like 10% of male perfumes smell nice, and 95% of girl perfumes smell nice for me. It's obvious which I'll use
i just keep myself clean so i have no smell
maybe some nice smelling shampoo, if i grab one on sale
The IFRA basically neutered perfumes and colognes. Lol.
cologne is nice but nobody knows how to wear it
- Mf that's going through tutorial for Silso
THERE NO SAWBLADES IN SKONG
thankfully ive never gotten physically close to a chemical weapon doused in cologne but ive had brushes with death
Nice I failed like three times in my first encounter with saws
Sawblades also don't move (for the most part) in White Palace so shush
seriously though spray a mist and walk through it that shit is strong
I am not PoP material
Chemical super weapon.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2j8uzRhKoR0DcBivmBMmCv?si=HYF-GKWsRJKsXWccyZo-lQ&pi=BlAnZrRSS-OIa
crazy to think think 6ix9ine used to rule the internet at some point
Girl shampoos>>>
Generally cosmetics for girls are of much higher quality and better for body, and smell better which is important too, than for guys... Smh
ULTRA MALE
https://www.pinewardperfume.com/shop what about stuff like this?
Discover Pineward's exclusive collections and sample sets, featuring diverse scents to explore. Shop now for unique fragrances starting as low as $6.
Not my fault they're better
nvm
It's got a bulge to try and market to everyone
I hate this fucking cat
I already smell like fucking pine, lmfao.
not everyone can be so lucky
why it lowkey looks like that dress, in which people were arguing its white and gold or blue and black
i like some mens product because they usually dont have scents and its always scented stuff that messes with my skin
@orchid lotus @shrewd gull @real aspen

The jean paul gaultiers literally make you feel like you're eating sugar by the spoonful.
why does it have a bulge
Plovdiv
why the fuck cant we have normal bottles guh
So your eyes linger
I've gotten so many headaches from them and the fucking smell lingers for days.
prime eastern eu city, that walkway, those bricks, very iconic
also im glad axe died out
also this ring thingy
A lot of young kids get accustomed to it and barely notice afterwards but everyone else will.
and construction in the background
that shit was toxic waste
fuck you gonna do? wear it as necklace?
its the pin, duh, when you wanna explode the whole room
wrong
Nah, you take that pin off and throw the bottle in the trash because it sucks ass
This one's even stronger.
Optical illusion bulge
is the strenght measured by the size of the bulge?
Ok fuck this place is testing my limits
weak
The bigger the bulge the more similar to a mustard gas it is
He hopes to defeat Radiance with such weakness
LOL
Small boom
hoooooly
Ah yes, nerve gas
Imagine unironically using this
$155 for that, son.
the fuck you mean spicebomb?!
I almost bought a carton of boots with 2 right feet
Dude, I'm poor, none of this data is useful to me if I can't have very specific rifles and ammo in the first place 
I will defeat it
$600 for a Cm rifle.
Shush
Ammo is dirt cheap.
🤔
maybe someone has 2 right feet like that
hell no
Gweh
And time to go back home!
Finally
His fragrance will kill you (literally).

sauvage
imagine having to work
You can non stop spray that fucker and suffocate someone.
After this I will need a break
do they need 700 year old whale shit mixed with Tibetan monk fossil to make it or what?
monni pays bills
I used this one for a while. Smells so good
I KNOW AND I HATE I DON'T HAVE ONE 
meh Perfumes, am i the only one who just believes in normal Soap
Absolute Radiance with Delicate Flower when
i just get whatevers on sale for a good portion

but i dont really go to a lot of perfume functions
Idk man
not into the whole black tie life
similiar to whale puke or whatever they are extracting that gives strong fragrance or whatever
and its costly as fuck
ambergris
wait in da line mfcker
Now substituted with chemicals.
i dont know how i feel about that
all im getting from this is that we should stop messing with whales should kill fashion brands
like i know we got microplastic in our balls and lungs abut still
oh definitely
I still hunt whales. You can have some the next time i go for them.
I AM DINGUS
bro degisning a bag looking like elephant balls
gib me som meat
just cause its a "brand"
"Why not use the pharaoh as perfume"
my pc + 1k
when "brand" is 90% of the price
remove the word fashion
remove the word brands too
TRUE
but... then kill who?
Remove Nestle as well
EA too
EA will die slowly
KILL
Just look at Ubi
pull down the cursed houses and lay free the land to build on again
I am PRAYING for Riot Games' downfall
pause
Wait a few months.
didnt they got bought by Tencent as well?
Ages ago
Holy fuck King, why so many saws it's not like the Moths mass produced dream nails so other bugs can get to your white ass palace in the first place 😭
I am kinda glad MObas and Battle Arena games lost all the fame/flow
Seems doable 
now its only true hardship addicts who devoted 100000 hours to play it still stick to them
lock the fuck in twin
We should return to the old roots. Warcraft 3, custom maps, Dota 1...................................
Hhhhrrrngngg
Well. Everyone's on Arc now.
wonder what the new cool innovative and fun game will become the new cookie cutter standard to get sucked dry of like a spiders meal
please dont remind me of golden age
Wc3 custom maps.. those were the days.
Hero Line Wars 
I still play it with my friend
damn some old folks here fr fr
she looks like goddamn paimon
PLOX 12 GOLD
yeah thats an age before mine
BR BR
A savage for $400.


We could play old games again...
i was a gmodder
...besides multiplayer since those are often just dead
i still got all my CDs from gamer magazines from 98's +
i still hear physics sounds everywhere and dream in source sometimes
Get a scope for at least 2.3 times the price of the rifle and you're golden.
Voices Of the Void mimic source engine so good
I always liked TD's more.
i really need to play votv
I HOPE THAT'S ALL OF IT
when I read this I heard audible sound of crowbar hitting metal object
I gotta make a confession...
I never played Gmod 
Goonframe
gmod was pretty good
voices of the void? nothing ever happens in that game
body dragging across the ground sfx
walking on wood crate
Voices of the Void is like ragebait for horror-players
I am manifesting 3D red flashing ERROR text in your mind
the sound those blue barrels make when you toss them around
purple and black checkerboard upon ye
i really hope one of these days one of my source dreams doesnt have css installed
I now lowkey want to hop into gmod sandbox and just figure stuff out
I got a tuna salad :D
it could be a good pass time while I download space marine 2
i want to do wiremod stuff again
hop on blender
help me model gun
over my cold dead body, and even after that I would resist
I need to hit up the forest for some dirt too
Ok so you need a square for the magazine, a square for the body, a square for the barrel, one for the grip and one for the trigger. Perfect :3
i only have fusion 😔
and, well, honestly it's easier in that
than blender
only thing i found difficult was the grip
6767
kys
no
!bomb @orchid lotus
i chose the most recurring 4 number code used in gaming
Yes, as I am about to venture into the forest for some prime dirt, I will keep myself safe, thank you for your worries
have a nice gaming session Ivan
i will 
-# :3c
what is up with yall today
wym
Pats, that's what is
youre being extra ":3"
kys
I met a really cool girl and that has tripled my :3
what did i do
unfortunately thats a man
even better

Too bad, I'm bisexual
(also, I meant irl face to face.)
godfrey was right when he said ive given thee courtesy enough
My cat is yelling at me for not letting him snuggle an empty plastic packaging
Der frisst das sonst wieder und wird krank
Good morning chatters
Heyaaa!
RATTTTTTTTT
grand risings pharoah
Rat :D
a masterpiece of unparalleled quality
Prettyyyy :O
blue gun
but how the FUCK do i make holes
drills
should've stuck to CAD smh

The gluttonous dumbass and snuggler of plastic packaging
@sick trail I'm learning
what a nice cat! 
KISS THE CAT. PAT THE CAT.
RIGHT MEOW
I PAT HIM ALL THE DAMN TIME BUT HE'S MORE INTERESTED IN THE TRASH CAN RIGHT NOW
Who would have guessed that the deadline I kept procrastinating on actually arrives?
Ahem...
AAAAAAAA-
gypsy lady started an argument
Oh dear
||Oh...that's the Pale King||
no thats me
@sick trail Do u know anything about this seal blocking this way
So you're still alive after I knocked yo dead ahh body off yo throne
ye
Oh there are seals blocking every place I went to now
Only way to go is the elevator after I went back
@opal star 
how to design riflegun

i do love rifle gun
rattttttttttttttttttt
the fuck
ok omw
Uhh ok
I'm not durable I just have a Martydom effect
hell yeah im getting the bike chain out
merccccccccccccccccc
buddy wants premature case extraction. WHy is the gas block basically right after teh breech
ok eugene stoner
I mean look at it
ratatatatat
and he's not going to mill square pockets like those
DEAL
my beautiful creation 
I hope you don't have Asthma :D
my lungs are titanium
That sure is a gun
I heard that thing shoots
grip and trigger guard look... thin
i used to smoke a lot and every time i went to the doctor they said everything sounds perfect and my breath tests always came out great
Built different vro
My dad's grandpa smoked a lot, worked in an Asbestos mine and died of Diabetes
Miss me with that cancer shit
also i eat lots of salt and grease and my heart rate and pressure is 10 years younger than me
LOL
he put all his points from pancreas into lungs
thats how it is with medical history
some people have invincible hearts and lungs but then their intestines give up
I believe you need the Seal of Hallownest
But I don't remember
It's like if I work at the "getting shot" factory where I get shot everyday and then die to a stroke
I actually do
buuut i carry an inhaler :)
:3c
;;c
Hmm...
But nah, I shall not do that...
Go to the rightmost part of the game map
got the dirt
I just wish my dumbass realized the ground's gon' be frozen
?
Dw about it
OH YOU AIN'T THE WORTBOY
GET OUT OF HERE, COW

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
btw cows are evil
like horses
a bit less evil than horses
still evil
Cows and horses are pretty chill in my experience
Man I'm so hungry I could eat a
Pigs are the true assholes
🐀

From what I've seen, horses are assholes
I thought you'd show more resistance than this, but sure
Pigs don't really have any thoughts other than food
And cows are a bit like puppies but smarter
cows are cute
I like horsies and cows
Cows are silleh...
they are really smart and it makes me sad cus i reaaaally like beef
Sheep are also cool
chickens are fine, its the roosters
chickens have a lot of really strong instincts that makes them pretty cruel but theyre nice as long as nobody is bleeding
Chickens are generally chill, but they are brutal mofos
Foxes are adorabl...
if anyone starts bleeding theyre dead
goats are embodiment of evil
A lot of ppl forget we domesticated them
for some reaosn i really doubt this
And that makes them basically pets
i wasnt included so it checks out
marrow is so yummy
Guhh
oh hi luna
im sadly american so i never got made used to organ meats
Heyaaaa! :D
hmmm
i really want to try but its intimidating
its been while since u were around
Fueled our brains for millennia. Delicious stuff.
Installing Linux mint on the ole family laptop I "requisitioned" on my holiday visit
I learned i can eat anything long as it was dried
Yupp, was gone
Jerky yummy
my condolences heard theyre working on a cure soon tho
i really wanna try lengua
prime
welcome back (?) i guess
Oh shit we talking about organ meat?
yes
:3c
How have you been?
i want to be an organ eater
i love chicken liver
i associate chicken livers with old people at kfc
I fucking love pork flower fats man
i dont think iw ant a chicken liver
Tripe is the best with liver and heart.
ups and downs, mostly ups

Sounds gud :3
Aight I'm done in white palace
we shall see next week when they drop the final decisions
I will try PoP in the unforeseeable future
Gizzards.
What decisions?
turkey gizzards were another big old person thing
but everyone thinks theyre weird for it
I eat that pork flower fat intedtine. Just boil the living shit out of it 2 times with some garlic, pepper, bay leaf, put some salt on it, deepfry
Easy beer snack
The decisions if azu is real or not
oxford offers
some black people have chitlins on the holidays but im white
Woahg :O
yeah we've decided that we're not real
Studying, duh
the studier
bullying children
Studying real life humans
Dunno what it's called in y'all's places but this'll probably lead to my death
To see if they have weak insides or not
The greatest recipe.
i usually just stapple them to my wife
but this works too
What soup?
you can literally substitute squirrel for any meat
Varmint stew
...
this is just "soup" recipe
broth
i think people are soup
Grill some pig large intestine, delicious with some really good vinegar
soups are usually used to make something with whats leftover of the main meal
I shall
Slooowly crab walk out of here
at least thats what i make soups for
hell you can even use onion skins in making a broth
how do skunks taste
probes your innards for weakness
Shlurp
Uhh I hope I taste bad?
Decent.
Azu please
:<
Helb
When you take pics you have a visible stink aura
Quite tough rabbit with a bit of bitterness.
Hey! I shower every evening!
i like tough meats
Bitters go well with a lot of meats.
-# Not me, right?
It went well
damn
Almost froze my legs from the cold though
did they not have heating
anyway buh bye
Azu, you know what I will do if you try anything silly again
in exam hall
Bai
Fucked up in the crib drinking p'shot red liquer
gasmask
ok then youre excluded
I shall unscrew your filter cutely
just tell u hate me
skunk arm soup
yummm
okay buh bai frs
what kind

I don't even gotta spray Azu I can straight up shoot them
Town
i didnt know it was that kind of party
is that terraria but top-down? 
In the gun club, I got a .22lr which is not a significant caliber by any means, but it does hurt
fallout 1

ok they have a gun
Core Keeper
"It does hurt."
I mean, duh
whats the worst it could do?

theres no boomer fudds here
bounche insdie your bones
you dont have to justify .22
prime is right there
Azu might have a skull thick enough to survive a .22 but
You'd fucking die.
what the fuck does bounche mean
and why did i write bounche when i was thinking bounce
You overestimate my aim
That makes you more dangerous.
im supposed to be on my way now but i heard someone talking shit
its on now
:3
little do you know ive been microdosing bullets since i was 18
What are you gonna do? Parry the bullet?
That's... Azu that's not how that-

Its a fool proof plan lunatic
shoot me and find out
That's why your foot looks like roast beef
Well I've been microdosing getting turned into stew so I am immune to that
why are you looking at my feet
win win
woudlnt hurt to try
one time i was kind of hanging out with this guy and he started talking about how he got shot on his bike with a .22 on some random country road
You looked at mine it's only fair
like from really far away
this is the most american thing ive seen today
I am so sorry but I must make a wild guess here and call you a US american
Is this an alt of that person who's name started with an M and had an anime PfP?
yeah
I knew it
sighh anime pfps
M
Miku?
MIKU???
I'm sure quite a few people know of who i'm talking about, they'd speak like an Ai chatbot.

wait ive said im american before
yes
am i really that burger
WHY DO YOU HAVE MIKU RATS ON STANDBY


You took like half a second to post that
why do I not listen to warnings, but I was expecting something way worse
its tenor the most youre gonna get is softcore porn
yeah but it usually doesnt last long
it's still there
LOL
https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2009158796405518596
@subtle sage 
dasboschitt
buh

as usual as every season
la bomba
we talked about this whole patch last night
1.3 gb update goddamn
in turkey too
deteriorating rapidly actually
A man can have hope ok
who said anything about that
fair enough

chonkar

but now they cant use chat in roblox without giving their id 
I'm Australian & that's been in place for a few months now actually lmfao.
Though the update has been rolled out globally to everyone today.
I don't really touch roblox anymore tho.
Got my quest 3 a week or so ago & I've been using that ever since.
load it into a .308 casing and fire 
new bullet type
Keltec type shit.
I don't tinker with ammunition so idk.
I would if I could legally own the tools to do so. However that type of shit not only would get me perm on a watchlist, I'd be swatted instantly.
LOL. What.
Australia.
Our government is REALLY under educated on firearms & ammunition.
Same with technology.
I know plenty of people who own firearms and reload in Australia.
It's regulated harshly yes, but that doesn't stop you.
Yeah but you need a firearms license for that.
Besides my job I can't be carrying or just tinkering with a firearm whenever I please.
vintage
There's 15.4 gr. I wonder what happens.
What does your job have to do with that
What's the ammo type the new SIGs the US army is using?
I work security.
today i found out that med is also an australian
6.8 Fury.
I was today years old
✅
It's Friday for me rn.

Do you have a rat for every occasion.
LOL
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Wait fuck I forgot grains are smaller measurement than grams

By that much
No
There is no rat elephant
Just pour a entire bottle of powder into a bullet. Surely won't go wrong.
Yeah pretty sure adding another third of powder load would lead to big boom 
Anyways can't remember if I posted this before but made another burger
This hellofresh is actually delicious

1 gram equals 15.4 grains and conversely a grain is 1/15.4 of a gram.
Math at 1 in the fucking morning
Yeah looked it up 
Blegh
V
i love this one
why dont they just use normal units
Grains are superior.
fuck grains
😉
Monoclonal antibody ahh looking chart
Batteries attatched my string
It's a chamber print.
Mmmm, electronics. Food 🤤
oh it's showing cartridge dimensions, it just clicked for me
money is hell of a thing
🥀
At least he isn't burning ram sticks.
oleds are still expensive tho
how many ram sticks can you bake into a loaf of bread before it becomes noticeable

One
When you excel and it works in one row but not others even though the formulas are the same

And then you notice missing $ 
woke is back
We killing nazis again 
Millilitres 
Hell yeah :D
okay i'ma brushie my teefies and go nap now
because i'm a grown as 26 year old woman
Microns
Yes I know it's for a different thing.
But for measurements relating to filling up small containers, such as bullet casings, I find millilitres to be the most intuitive measure.
Only really works for incompressible things though
Eeb well
I didn't even realize we was taking volume. I thought that was a fucked up Canadian spelling of milimeters 😭😭😭
the swastika looking directly at us 
It's a target 🎯
not volume, weight
measuring weight in ml is a bad idea but im used to it so eh
He's looking at me like I'm next
eat her
Someone came to my place of work with a gun. Intending to kill someone. And the safety report calls it a mental health incident
Damn i woke up with a present today 
(Ima kms)
chat

we love trench warfare
magic trench warfare
I will be cooked
Same
@upbeat verge what should i try modelling in blender, something relatively simple pls
but at least i can post xrays of weapons here freely
Indeed
Whata the button to turn on the laser designator?
in tarkov?
hold l
It's interesting how I can say that I am straight or bisexual, but the word inbetween also gets me shot down by AA defenses
a cock
Look who can't say inshallah
I found ak74 tactician it has it.
the word between is used as an insult
press T
Thanks.

its just that simple
True, makes sense
mashallah we will get this bread
Hi Dry 
You can say you're homosexual, dipstick
Hello, cool artist
Cool?
i should model pyr
Dry, did you know they've discontinued selling Toblerone here?
I've never had Toblerone
How about you model yourself some bitches
i intend to
I wish I knew that before I act my neighbours toblerone and needed to replace it
that's why im studying blender

This is how you become one of those "Skyrim Modeller Streamers"
i also intend to do that
Like that one guy that was streaming his barely clothed Skyrim model here
And got banned for it

that, i don't intend to do
New mod on nexus
"Sab's big tiddy goth nords"
whish i coud lern how to animate but thats an whole job with an iirc 4yrs of study behind it
hardest part about animation is the models 
theres a million and one free resources out there if you actually wanna do it
As far as I know, there is not a single mentally stable animator out there
problem is that i woud animate Weapons and gear for games in the context of mods
why is dry gathering porn from various people
thats not a problem
You have not seen my Twitter
I'm not sending porn to Dry
fuck around and find out
thats the majority of tutorials you'll find even

🦆
Duck 
1000 speranza rubles
yeah but the more i fuck around the more i find out
I need that

with blender, you never stop finding out
did you see the song I found
Sheets out of the ass 
with an PMM or PM suka i woud animate that the char is pressing the FUCKING SLIDE RELEASE with an empty reload
OH WAIT SHIT I AM PROCRASTINATING THE THING I PROCRASTINATED EARLIER TO THE POINT OF HAVING TOO LITTLE TIME TO PROCRASTINATE ANYMORE
thought I was tripping when it came on the autoplay

@left mantle breakpoint when?
come study with me

trying to figure out how to add texture
ill start with youtube tutorial tbh i have respect from the software and didnt want to smash my head againt the wall tbh
why does chromium browsers do that thing where it ocassionally makes it so you can't clikc on anything
its a freeze
sheesh
not enought ram iirc
tutorials are cool but be sure to actually use it lol
otherwise you'll just forget as you learn
sounds like lerning while doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPsaXk0TkNA @marsh cargo holy
Armored Core: Last Raven - Trailer
i have to get into 3rd gen
i wanna know what theme that is in the beginning 
how tf does trigger connect to reciever?
anyone want to be a member of the offtopic illuminati
turns out the bastard that sold this to my sister way back in her college days sold a knowingly defective laptop that only works by not using the gpu it comes with AND had the gall to lock the bios
so now I have to talk with the manufacturer to get a master unlock or something
ac3 > Silent line > last raven?
and nexus but i heard its a side story

Rivets and screws too
they arent connected to base with anything, but grouped as one
i've been trying to make them connected on my thingy
Came across a cheater in tower raid lmao
would you say portable has worthwhile content additions?
im really more into better optic and 60 fps
the fit is insane
@marsh cargo 
did he just lose his ashes
no
or was that another cutscene/game
he doesn't "lose" his ashes
No but I heard htis good
I replay this I go play Tsushima
I heard it's another cinematic masterpiece
tsushima is epic yeah
wouldnt say its on the same level like GoW but its great
but thats mostly due to being the first game, GoW feels epic and awesome especially because of kratos history
Love how faye calls him grumbles

Peak 
Well peak will follow
3 is good
i will finish my ace 7 s rank journey first so i can fully focus on 3rd gen

dont wanna open too much singleplayer games because then i start to just rush things and it will be ac4 all over again
what the fuck
Sink deeper into the tism 
Kill them, simple as
The design is very human
japanese control layouts are always so weird
took me quite some time to get used to For Answer
but thats probably because i came from 6

Fa is humanly designed compared to 3
ohoh
historically accurate
you played all the ac games?
didnt know that
Yes I played all assassin's creed games

I only played 6 and I don't really care for the others
2 stick controller? Better use the triggers for camara and x and square to look sideways
I'm not a big fan of mech games

I didn't even actually finish 6 but that's because I don't like how you have to reach the final ending
You gonna be around in like an hour?
WTF is that?
another geriatric action movie
Hobb and Shaw all over again.
shit was funny
yeah
sudden urge to replay doom eternal again
@sour rivet ITS A SIGN
THERES A FUCKING SIGN
MODS DONT WORK ANYMORE
DEADLOCK UPDATE TOMORROW
Also, that’s not the best way to get full auto firearms. A Mac is $10k and so is the kit.
Plenty of ways to get your hands on one for much much cheaper.
ARRRRGGG They're so ugly
me when I witness anything related to doom eternal
im starting to get doom eternal vids again
and because of those vids im remembering the chaos and fun i had
CHAOS
Im actually going to play that game properly with the new pc
Because man it looked and ran like ass








fk the outside is cold





