#╟❓general-offtopic
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IN ONE RUN
ONE CHARACTER
4 HEART ATTACKS
BRO YOU ARE LIKE 23 AND A MEDIC STFU 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
First time playing dd sound?
KILL ME PLEASE
Ah
They're here to help you with that

Man, after wayne passing away I don't think i could return to regular DD

try to heal a guy
"i am not ment to continue"
self-harms
other guy gets stress and gets a 5th heart attack

ah the good old spiral of fuckery
i love dd
dwarf fortress level of events
I dont remember playing a game with this amount of adrenaline to it
you playing with the dlc
WHO????????????/
btw man at arms can eat the explosion for someone else with his guard
only reason i didnt lose this fight is cause i had a vestal on the team
shit almost wiped me first time
im eating two packs of buldak rn, im living life

your comp is so fucked for this

gg

wtf was this run lmao
...
this is me
I love this game so much

you playing with the dlc btw

which one
crimson court is the one i would rec
couler of madness is kinda eh
i have none
i think thats enough fuckery lmao
oh you havent seen shit yet

atleast your spared the worst of the dlc's bs
@sour rivet watching my lash call me archon scum in chat as he goes to take mid boss while enemy carry (billy) is up and he will have ult as mid boss drops

Hm. maybe I play some duviri later
pooviri
made a makeshift trap using hair clips 
you apply force from the top
and it opens
just have to glue little pins on it and voila
makeshift trap for barefoot 
or just buy a lego
i dont have legos
yeah but jim
And it is supposed to trap.. what?
what in the autism
i was bored okay 
Auto nail clipper
do not funger the mouth that feed you
Funger mentioned?
hello everypony
theres an impostor
kill them with kindness
guys big question
do you
uh
cut your cheese the long way
or the short way
if its like half a cheese block
i dont
i just bite into the block
do you not make grilled cheese?
not very often
aye
respectable
@slim magnet get on oj
long but if it wont fit inside my sandwich / toast i cut it in half

is that what poverty is like
pick your diabetes
no thats america
how do americans feel about james monroe
the singer
not the president
typing what
i dunno who the singer is
oh
"bold of you to assume americans know more than 3 presidents"
China cooking up some serious stuff
at this point china is using minecraft for testing grounds
do they know
azu
my lovely
can I have one of your livers
🥺
why did he mew so much
Came back after 2 years forgetting how unhinged some of these comments are 😂

mo i only have 4
i hate in when shit like this happens
i watched it, im 50/50 on it so far

im waiting for the next one though
still at ep1
i mean people bitching about dinky being the wrong way are retarded
because its backwards in the game, not irl
fucking idiots
hes meant to be facing the motel
and then the people (like me) bitching about lucy being naive, are also retarded
the people who love the ghoul are based because walton goggins is doing a great job 
uh
funi orbital strike railgun
you cant just blow a hole in mars

You can't just blow a hole
You can't just blow
you dont know me

You can't just
You can't
You
Y
Blow
Mars
a hole
Can't
in
Surface
you broke the chain you fuck
NO

gifs you can hear
half life 1 crowbar sound
RAAAA
Maybe it's time to get back to helldiving
Engrave.
spinal killer instinct
Zzzzzz
I have been locked in on a survival for a little longer than I normally do

i saw sam replying to you talking about a sleep room which i thought it was about trials
went to the message and saw that you pinged me as well so i replied 
yeah, i intentionally ignored your ping and when sam replied i felt bad so i replied now
you got me
pokeballs?
👀
@oblique belfry you have to unlock the abilities of accessories before you can use them here
dafuq u playin
Cobblemon RPG pack
🗿
also even their first abilities ? because 2nd perk always required at least accessory level 5 on all accessories
Sometimes the first ability is locked sometimes not
odd
You unlock them by playing a connect the dots minigame

You don't even know how good / bad the ability is until you do it
do you lose anything to do that minigame

You know what
annoying for the sake of it
Go fuck yourself
It's not like the whole previous pack wasn't annoying for the sake of it
linggango ?
Because it's fun?
I can have both idiots out at the same time 
holy fov
The widest fov possible
w
since 1 am
at 1 am it was stuck on "league of legends" icon pop up
when you launch the client
now it opens the client but wont load anything

@frank hearth
can they give everyone all the 500$ skins now

Kakyoin and Polnareff showing off their manliness!
i fucking love how their eyes just go dark
You dont when your having a bro moment?
you have eyes?
There shit but ye
Noooi
w hackers
obesefish seal of approval
Nah
cring
I can get on
you will suffice
Rude


War Thunder grind drained me from MP games

people love it when hadron says shit like that, but when I say it, im a bad man
War thunder was your first mistake
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I also need an excuse to dissappear from newbies chat

shackled to newbies
newbies exile
a fate worse than death
They've recovered somewhat now
I wouldn't be shocked if this was another outage of a provider
so you getting on the dimflood?

yo hop on dimflood
Just turned me shit on
Reading stuff about HK416 is like the video where the woman got so distraught over circle goes to square hole
how so?
Like what can replace our old HK G36?
HK416
Yes, thats right HK416
Yesss
atrox
What can we replace M249?
New Sig MG
Thats right HK416
are you appearing offline
What can we replace Famas with?
I dont know, some cool new version of FAMAS
Thats right
HK416
nvm my social killed itself for a second
mhm
I wish Darktide does allow model changing mod
Id change Infantry Auto Rifle to AK12
I did wish they have the stubgun as 1911
they kinda do
the hive scum ones are the "I can't believe its not 1911"
but they look more like M9s
still tho
I walk downstairs
And what do I see
My daughter
Playing PEAK
Smh my h
Dang friendslop


Better than your daughter waking up one day preaching to God Emperor
That is true
She really doesn't like Warhammer based on her perception of the fan base
So I would be concerned if she suddenly started liking it
is she wrong tho

today i got the dream 2 teammates in hunt that spoke portuguese and spanish respectively but understood each other completely and weren't flaming each other even when a play didn't quite go to plan
the brazilian dude didn't say a sentence in spanish and the argentinian dude didn't in portuguese

@quiet abyss
samus aran if you moved a chair while time traveling
Slim space marine
She lost in the warp
the slipgate,,,,,,,,,,,
Doomed

i actually kinda fw it
but the body shape is still a little too slim
they would still be a wall
titty armor
at the very least it could mean she learned to separate the medium from the fanbase 
League didin't get hacked... They did a bigger fucky wucky, they forgot to update their launchers windows credentials and it ran out

40K is neat, the fans of 40K however are not, I mean im totally not the stereotypical 40k fan 

me neither bro frfr
no girls allowed and all that 
nah im better, im a W
prolly

morons
man there is this odd feeling on my chest
dunno what it is but its distracting
like something feels off
anxiety
heart attack
Any pains, breathing issues, other discomforts?
doom
last time i had this feeling i vomited 
please tell me its not food poisoning
gonna go 1 aram game till it calms down ig
then sleep
i just explained 
no pains
no breathing issues
this mild discomfort
its similar to anxiety but it feels more physical
bring back crash...
doge how many fingers am i holding
four
Anxiety comes in many different ways
dumb fuck
:c
but why the fuck would i randomly have it
i literally thought of nothing
the human body is fun
i had nothing when i was watching smth and eating
i laid down for few minutes on my left side
felt a little ache on my chest. Thought it was the way i was laying down
I dunno. We can go on the darker side and suspect a missed beat of the heart
Could be a small piece of clotted blood that broke up
Unless you got an ECG machine in your house, not much that can be done
but i feel a bit tired
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human body is fun
when i stopped playing hunt it was already hours after the ping so i thought like why bother at that point
Dam, why didn't you say you're tired! That narrows it down to only 1 thing! You are actually dead now!

Im not asking for it but I wonder if there is an original image to this or if it really is just a dude with a hot dog cuz like if its edited that is a very skinny penis and I find that hilarious

death
Why do you want to see the original picture of some random guy holding his penis?

-# this emote is getting a lot of use already 
Because its really funny when people with skinny penises take pictures of them because like tou cant even bully them properly they dont have small penises theyre just skinny and its fucking hilarious
But... Why are you specifically, looking for a picture of a random guy holding his skinny penis?

you're awfully hyperfixated on this
chat is this projection
Because its a meme and its funny
is he trying to divert attention away from the fact that he has a skinny penis
my guess is either sudden tiredness or i have something that will come up later
I dunno man, if you wanted to look for skinny penis meme you could have done it on google, but for some reason you are really obsessed with that one...

This sounds like something someone with a skinny penis would say like its divergence
Its this specific hot dog pebis that is funny to me
listen to the mashup fool it's fuego
So what you're saying is... You are attracted to that penis specifically...
Chat I think I figured it out...

Attracted is technically a word that would be used but I feel as though youre being facetious
you just know
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
We got him chat, he wants the penis.
I have once again proven to be a master at deduction
yes that's what I'm accusing you of doing 

finnnee
What if I dont have a skinny penis what if I was so far on the other spectrum I was self conscious and secretly wished I had one
Congrats on finding out you're a power-bottom

That HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS
Counterpoint: it's funny if we pretend it does

yall played ready or not?
NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
its fucking brutal
it's a really fun game
what could possibly be the context for this masterpiece?
I love seeing if I can survive killing my teammates
I love Ready or Not coop dont care for it single player
POLICIA CALZONES ABAJO O DISPARO
Skinny penises
tbh
im liking the single player a lot
calzones?
you're arresting food?
commander mode
underwear smh
just had an enemy tristana who rolled transmute:prismatic and he fucking rolled pandora's box from it on a non prismatic game @left mantle

everytime I command them i just get lost in why tf they didnt shoot someone in their face 90% of the time
Its not happening to me tbh, they pretty much shoot if they're shot at 
solo ai can be fun since you have a shit ton of control over the situation but it gets elevated when you do true solo or play with people mostly because you have less control imho
You're on the first stage of acceptance: Denial
It's ok, this is a safe space for you, everyone here is a power-bottom

The chaotic nature of coop is why I find it fun
I just dont have a coop to play it with
You don't get a say in this
distribute the gear better then like have one in each team with a non lethal
the non lethal will always fire first
and give the other guy a fucking gauss cannon idk (read: scarh with hp)
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@sour rivet sin 4 jumpscare
i just read everything above and what the fuck was the topic that gave way to skinny penises
I'll give solo another chance sometime
look my power bottoming has nothing to do with me looking for skinny penis image but it does have everything to do with why I play this fucking game
alright alright enough cocktalk
true solo is super cool tho
Stalker gamma is like sounding while having a boxing match
this is a christian discord channel
@quiet abyss making sure u dont randomly say shit in the game but gotta dip for 30 mins or so
it ruined me into playing almost exclusively patrol officer
whats that?
what the fuck is happening to my discord
I am NOT explaining whati mean by that
my power is beyond your computer's specs
i know 
do it or you're getting a special gif
no armor/helmet, a regular pistol, maybe 2 tasers, and maybe a shotgun tube
It's ok, you're just worried for your self, you wanna start small and safe, it's ok...
oh fuck that
and not fill 15 slots with pistol magazines either like that just ruins the gimmick
im not playing as a john copper i'd rather play as stewart SWAT
The image is probably older than me theres no starting small with that
I miss playing ron with the boys
fucker im RIGHT HERE
This started because ive been trying to find out if this image has an original
yea i dont think you wanna look at the original
Idk what games you own 
i have a steam profile buddy
he has a screw up his cockhole and stuff
i showed u my sosig please respond
when i played with friends i always let them take the lead despite me being the guy that has played the game the most and even speedran it a lot before the breacher shotgun was nerfed

We're in the gamma discord you think I can read
who the fuck?
ive heard this 200 times too many on insta

its frying me
azu
please go away
thanks random dude
we're doing real talk here
kill yourself
the other dude said pogger salamander, so thats a W
not happening any time now

not if i can help it kills yourself
And no its not real

Pierogis to cleans your palete?
Salamander love? He seems to be threatening your life but at least hes based while doing it
no so theres 2 people
ones a W
But is his penis skinny
other not so much
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SKINNY PENIS TALK
idk why he just said victim
maybe he was just talking about his favorite avenged sevenfold song?
youre weird
Baguette baby?
I think if your just now noticing something over a year ago there's a bigger issue 
grim should I drop the sr pelo scream to stop this silly talk about penises
Fuck if I know
maybe he meant this song?
Holy fuck

today offtopic is beyond my comprehension
clearly
🫃
Im gonna relapse
how it feels to talk to anyone in gen alpha
!azu2
ALCOHOLISM

Also im fucking retarded and forgot to redownload sons of the forest but its a quick download so that when im back?

Or Darktide mood too strong
how it feels to talk to anyone younger than gen x
i mean i been sotfing with my cousin
so yeah
millenials🤢
Fair enough
who r u
who is me
go eat avocado toasts somewhere else
Me is me
who is i
fallout 1 int conversation right here
i
me is I
who me is
is who me
me is who
me is not who
me who is?
mi is who not he is
We are me
me is who he is
are we me?
my little pony
but you is me
not here
No my is me
my is not you my is me thing my
me little pony
I mean you dont need to call yourself short we already know that
idk who gerry is
but skeleton
funny skeleton
the fuck is this
do villagers have a proboscis instead of a penis
me when i want to stay awake
and is that proboscis in their faces
youre asking questions im too sobor to answer pal
go ahead and drink 3 litres of rum and coke
this chat is lowkey feeling like a lobotomy rn
its a brainfart invasion
True should exile azu to brainfart again
Get my character to make the biggest bomb ever

If anyone knows, should I use a separate MO2 install if I want to mod another game? eg Skyrim
I...I..I..Idk of thats offtopic or not
mo2 is offtopic
mo2 gamma is not
mo2 is used for other games as well
like fnv
That's busted
you'd have an mo2 for other games and an mo2 for gamma
she rolled insane augments as well
which is even more stupid
i think she used all of her luck
on that round
got you thanks
she rolled Goliath / Cant touch this / Scopiest weapons / feel the burn
check him pc
also back
wha
this
ok so i got up at 4
not 5
it was about an hour later
still, idk how i intend to sleep, when i have been up for 7 hours
i got interview tomorrow, so i cant be tired
yea you messaged me saying you werent getting on
at least not for a while yeah
am I also to assume that your done for the day then
cause I have a ig you could call it college interview tomorrow
i guess its time to end it
i didnt even do that bad
fml
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still love it when small songs like this was going around for 400k
now dispatch used this song and now its sitting in 4.2mil
snow ball on ad varus goes hard
pf
get those shits outta here when snowball is much better
its peak utility tool if you know how to use it
i can dodge 9k true damage sett W with it
mogging in 140p jonkler
💀
i better not see doge on instagram reels
5 pedophiles on my team
gypsycrusader seen better days
So I just saw some creepy ass short while scrolling through yt and it's not in my watch history
If I die I want y'all to know that @oblique belfry rigged all his events and I helped him with that 

Amazing news the sky is blue
Lies, it black cause it's night time 
Oh wait mb that news was based on hearsay mb
east germany vs west germany 60 years after
Took too long to realize what im looking at 
sorry i meant to say north korea vs south korea
why am i gettin chilean political memes in my feed
😭
@left mantle A WIN 
holy shit fey magic kog is cancer 
i kept cancelling xerath's R
also turns out snowball upgrade scales well with ap
to the point i dealt like 1.5k damage with it

from 1 snowball
Am fully kitted out
Remember when we had no guns?
just spam knifes 
Nuh uh I need guns
Do you really "need" guns
no
Ye
Cause I just need my fists
two handed slashing weapons my beloved
or fists ye
knuckle weapons were fun to use as well
Anything other than a fist is just for shits and giggles
Doge did you play The Beast?
gm
@oblique belfry league client down becuase riot forgot client certificate expired
LMFAO
No.
oh no
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🇨🇱 chile uber alles 🇨🇱
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Yes
Correlates with furry distribution and psychosis cases
Soy lesbiana, chilena y patriota por desgracia histórica. Amo a las mujeres como amo este país: con desconfianza, orgullo irracional y la certeza de que todo podría funcionar mejor pero igual no me voy a ir. Mi orientación sexual se forjó esperando micros que no llegan, discutiendo si la palta va arriba o abajo y cantando el himno sin saberme la tercera estrofa pero gritándola igual.
No elegí ser lesbiana: el territorio, la cordillera y el estrés estructural me empujaron a ello. ¿Cómo no amar mujeres en un país donde hasta el Estado te trata como ex tóxica? Beso mujeres mirando el Pacífico con cara seria, porque el amor es intenso pero la inflación también.
Marcho con la bandera, pero doblada rara, como todo en Chile. Amo a mi polola como Chile ama prometer cambios: con pasión genuina y resultados inciertos. Si ser lesbiana es una elección, entonces Chile es una performance permanente, y yo participo porque ya pagué la entrada.
Viva Chile, vivan las lesbianas, y que alguien avise cuándo empieza a funcionar algo, aunque sea por error.
(image unrelated)
What about Soy Lesbians?

does he know
Soy lesbians are a specific type of lesbians which are later harvested and turned into soy sauce
true
Fermented lesbian juice
Oh, TIL there are weekly leaderboards
Im out of cheese
y cantando el himno sin saberme la tercera estrofa pero gritándola igual dude that's way too fucking real
Weekly leaderboards for?
wenasilo
lowkey sad about it
endless missions in warframe
Oh
i might be shakespeare in the flesh
Uh
More like Shakespeare in the closet
i skipped the closet and went to sloppy make outs directly
DE LOS LIBRES
🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇰🇵🇰🇵🇨🇱🇨🇱
You ought to get to level 350.
And that will take awhile.
Have you seen my new rimworld base?
No
it has forklifts
I better be a forklift
I am not forklift certified
I am a forklift
gloria to the technate of america
@green granite i forgot i made a warthunder silver farming tutorial
😭
MossadAI (ChatGPT)
gob
corniest mashup i have ever done
guys i did it, i managed to solve my mod issue 
i just deleted the shit i wanted gone

and luckily it didnt just crash or break something
gts
grand theft sauto
what does gts mean
Immune to status effects is cooler tbh
this is terrible
Doesn't matter much in Warframe
go to sleep
https://x.com/i/status/2008032717917831195 @marsh cargo
i actually am going to sleep now because there were leftover sleepers
You get leftover sleepers? Damn
I need a sleep test so bad
You don't know what a cpap machine is?
Makes sure you don't die of asphyxiation in your sleep
Nah the anime
Im assuming its the hajime no ippo? Seems like the same artstyle but I never watched or read peak so idk
Tru
It's Kaiji (the gambling show)
i might try a challenge run on new vegas
FUCK
Idk what any of those mean
can you beat fallout new vegas as a police officer
(you can, as with any weapon specific challenge run, but the fun is in getting the weapons and armor)
I never watched the funny gambling show
that could be like 7 shows
I haven't either, I just know Mahjong is stupid intense in it
i loved supernatural, sister made me watch it
never told her i loved it
because its my sister
but i did
Watched the first season and havent continued it after
its actually really good, not because the story is good, but because the brothers are funny
and also when they toss in castiel, that adds comedy

mostly because hes a clueless baby in a trench coat
i forgot to buy bread, when i said to my self ye im out of bread and i need to buy some

My favorite is telling my mother I need to grab my car keys before I left my house at the door
Proceeded to lock myself out without said keys

atleast i got cereal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=007mXNla_LQ&list=RD007mXNla_LQ&start_radio=1&pp=ygUTam95IGJhbGR1dmlhbiBiZWFyc6AHAdIHCQlNCgGHKiGM7w%3D%3D@little depot @obsidian sun
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Banger I found a while ago
From the 2022 Album "Display Model"
Also this fucks
ok so im a fucking idiot, i deadass keep shooting for the wings of cazadors, usually a good idea, BUT ITS THE FUCKING MEDICINE STICK

it just kills them
in like 2 shots
bro came back from the dead
chat when you show up
Having antiperspirant on your tongue feels like eating unripe persimmons
My guardian angel greeting me
Shawframe
That's nothing
Oh cool 
@obsidian sun beep @obsidian sun boop
unlike you i don't get pinged for support
#🚽сральня🚽 message
whenever i see more than one or 2 pings, i am always contemplating to just close the app













