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am not in game rn
I gotta record the bullshit runs we're trying
He got you 
I need to do standings to get helminth stuff and archons in warframe
a good response is a good response, no shame in it
we rich
best
it being funny is the best part too 
✍️ 🔥
kreeo with a fire comeback as usual
This one sentence explains a lot of things

basalt golem just caved my fucking skull in on vintage story

Bro
THIS GAME FUCKING HATES ME
when you stumbel back home drunk at 4am from the Pub
@rocky turtle 🤤 ghost mantis blueprint
im gonna pump the damage on this thing so hard in the projects
or maybe reload speed actually...
its bonkers on unit 317
i been using solely that skilltree all game

they got the sphinx in vintage story
Best .42 SMG
So cheap and available, yet the best smg there is
this is unmodded btw
if I was a cave diver id go down there ngl
its not suppressed
Cause it ain't cringe

5AP reload on an SMG lmfao
No crit bonus because of the laser
Absolute garbage
And a silencer
idk its slaps for me
thats what the projects are for

I want my gun to wake up the entire floor, not make wet fart noises
So they know i am coming
And they can't stop me
yeah but u cant craft pirate guns and upgrade too
lame
you can't? Dogshit game
i need to mod that in
Best and most fun guns? Can't craft
who tf made this shit
pirates 
@proven tundra ive played for like 20 hours in total now and passed like 10k+ blocks
The game bruh
and this is the first time ive seen a fucking apple tree
trees be rare

@quiet abyss you still doing sons of the forest
yo two snipers
snipers are cringe
Time to gather some reference material

i only like the ones which u can shoot at close range
I forgot how much i had
tbf i have shitloads of ammo
This is after i disassembled like half of them
all my ammo crafts lmao
i got big stonks from kattaram quasimorphs
The chips barely drop at all
like idk how to get them at this point
armor
had this almost since the start
2 mission done 50 gold ingots which is costing 1k on my save 
work for factions which give u chips
also there is pity mod so u get less/or dont get dupes at all
they all do supposedly
Barely got a new mous. Shop worked until 8, my mroman in the shop didnt close when I asked him and let me buy a mous
not all 

here is mine

Me soon
God damn does this game look bad 
If I didn't have like, 8 weed cats in it I probably would've thrown it away by now
Anyways I got my screenshots
I feel very american whenever I go to a shooting range
It's not normal cause it's fr*nch
@frank hearth Now after digging into the crafting it's kinda fuckin insane how cheap near BIS grenade crossbow is to make
Pancakes here are literally crepes, and american pancakes dont exist 
You find a magic bow base with T1 percent phys, mana leech and you're 90% set
Since you can guarantee T3 flat phys, then desecrate, and the only thing left is hoping the essences don't take mana leech but even if it does it isn't end of the world
It's still a really fucking good crossbow
stonks @slim blaze @forest acorn

you running into mana problems in your build
Always when I boss since I dump A LOT of nades for the damage increase
they control 90% of all bases
ngl stormblast bolts are kinda busted
124 when other got like 4 maximum
My explosive grenade goes from 76k to 84k just for using as many different nades as possible
3.5M chunks go brrrr
I have honestly spent more trying to get explosive grenade with 5 slots and 20 qual to level 21 than I did on the crossbow 
that 21 is gonna be so fuckin worth it
I literally gain like 6-7k more damage per use base just for doing it
But I also want to save for a better percent phys than I got
its getting better 
after eating those deep fried pancakes
time to vintage story 
also they were kinda meh 
gaming
piece of shit jumped me as soon as I alt tabbed back in and unpaused 
HES SO TINY
THE PIGLET

I took cover behind a golem from evil ass enemy that shoots shit
golem kills evil ass enemy
golem throws a rock at me then goes over to the piglet and it crushes it

poor piglet

this questline is ass
this will take ages
They are one of my favorite punching bags
also funny thing if u fuck up that mission
genuinely some of the most unhinged shit ive ever seen
grind reputation again 
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Poor smol pork
e
e
Didn't deserve to get flattened
e
ye






So animals can meow but humans make trumpet sounds instead of talking
its peam
cat: meows
my stupidass vintage character:
go fuck yourself
im here in vietkong getting hit by random shit from the woods and bushes
@oblique belfry Guess I gotta go back to the kino factory
and it just be these dumb cunts
for what purpose
you managed to match ivans power
of what event
bro this thing is fucking evil
what happened
bitch I just showed you the sopranos folder 😭
youtube video coming
time to do actual quality shit and not shitpost

that does not explain much since you spam sopranos 99% of the time
the wretched beast is dead

🦻
U ever see a girl so pretty
you think to yourself I would suck her daddy's dick just to see what she is made out of?
or no
respectfully ofc
ivan
think with your brain and not your cock
get to know her first
No
I have never thought of sucking another man's dick when seeing a girl
look man
he craves a hamburger when he sees a pizza
what can you do

look
need to figure out a way to heal
im weak as fuck rn
you will have better results if you will assume every girl has a bulge
that way you'll get to know somebody from the inside before going inside


wha
whar
Fuck you and your beefaroni im making god damn pierogis

bro they got the fucking tower of sauron in my world
what the shit
"I should delete my island world and start over, maybe I get a better world"
Literally spawns in fucking Mordor
Real as hell
combine been here
its aight
thats some crazy ass world gen
I made this in response to the Stranger Things Season 5 Finale. Vecna needs to be held responsible for his actions against Will Byers, Eleven, and the rest of the Hawkins community.

im really fucking curious if this show is actually ok or overhyped
first time hearing it
ill find out soon
gotta finish got (
) and then stranger things
and after that either the wire or invincible
same person who told me about arcane has been watching it
so i grew curious
and ive heard about it for years atp
not me ? im killing myself
cant believe other people can suggest arcane
why is HE here?
good question
hey, you suggested invincible
and fallout 4

gm sam
season 2 is out right ?
yep
yeah 3 episodes
speaking of fallout
new one every wednesday my time
tf is going on in south america

😭 😭
"best of 2025" videos coming up
pyrocynical main channel video
fallout season 2
yeah lets not.
bro is starting the year strong

literally 3 days into 2026
this is gonna be a fucking big year
3 hour special military operation
instagram showed me ronnie mcnutt and tiktok is showing me dicks
dont worry guys if im ever forced to be drafted ill make sure to equip martyrdom
bich
FOR EVERYONE BUT AMERICA RAAAAAA
oh yeah shit
I may get drafted this year

@rocky turtle im gonna freak out
funny
sneaking is so dogshit
based
theyve been talking for 2 years about fucking drafting in this country, like they do in austria and switzerland
why doesnt it put you in walk mode when you get shot at in sneak mode
so he can blow one last time into someones face
get shot once, painstunned, instead of having 1 ap to react you get zero

Whoever got cursed by the witch to live in interesting time please apologize
u go in sneak mode to check doors

I can only take so many economic recessions
we've always been living in interesting times, my dear
I did
they opened the door and shot me just out of hearing range

oh yea i failed a quicktime event and clicked on the fucking messenger bubble right as a notification came in
giant enemy spider
mfw im so fucking brainrotted by arcane i thought this is mel
holy shit sound kys
how
it is a league game
o
instantly blocking you
THAT WAS FROM JERMA ?
damn
i always saw that video but didnt know it was from jerma
bro doesnt have the 985 virus in him
IM RICH!
that's just racism smh
also I got 1 gear 
what, is it my fault?
that all black people and asian people look the same?
mods
mods
kill this man
look
i can tell if its a guy or a gal
but if its a ronnie or a tony, i have no fucking clue
first of the year
@frank hearth Found a dude sellin em for an alch each in bulk. too easy
check they infractions
DMC reference 
got 20 for 1 regal each today

i am so cooked i thought it was this guy from 1st look
had to double check
god bless no one grinding chaos and lab
my version of this is with kids. I can't tell the difference between a 3 year old and 8 year old. They all blend together in that age range
kinda
yeah it's really crazy how cheap the 75+ runs are considering just completing them gives you a div guranteed essentially
3 to 7
thank you imagining this guy as the trial master each time i get shit loot now
kill boss
get a unique item
the item is only equipable to a party member you dont use

Missing Argument
The text argument is required.
Usage: p!translate <to> <text>
p!translate en czekajcie
czekajcie
wait
yep

p!translate masturbuje penisa
That language is not supported.
Also maybe I need to just realize that trials of chaos might just be hard for some people somehow 
mid game builds sure
p!translate en masturbuje penisa
masturbuje penisa
he masturbates his penis

but fuck me if your lvl 80 plus and you strugle with chaos like fuck are you building
jezeli pieseł to próbuje przetłumaczyć na angielski, musi nagrać filmik w którym kręci chujem jak wiatrakiem i go wysłać. Ma 7 minut.
p!translate en jezeli pieseł to próbuje przetłumaczyć na angielski, musi nagrać filmik w którym kręci chujem jak wiatrakiem i go wysłać. Ma 7 minut.
jezeli pieseł to próbuje przetłumaczyć na angielski, musi nagrać filmik w którym kręci chujem jak wiatrakiem i go wysłać. Ma 7 minut.
If the dog tries to translate it into English, he has to record a video of him spinning his dick like a windmill and send it. He has 7 minutes.

what
THERE IT IS



nope
beat him with rocks
ponies are horses
peter dinklage if he was 160cm tall
no ponies are ponies
debating whether to get a physical steelcase of resident evil requiem or just get digital
digital
explain why
pyke requires so many synergies it sucks
and runs out of mana fast
the only good thing about ruined king pyke is his ultimates

no?
half of the skills require stealth which is dispelled when you get hit INCLUDING DEBUFFS
the most damaging skills requires "executioner" buff which even with my setup has a 30% chance to be given to pyke
@frank hearth annuls still trip me up because they ain't near as good this league lmao
they where at 12EX like 2 days ago

i wonder whats this game's "collectors edition" item 
-# if there is one 
lemme check
oh thats so retarded wtf
not even a 3d model
just a snippet of a 2d splash art
slapped on a plastic pane
Got back in the saddle after a lil while, mainly been doing small shit like the GM Spartan
Frame complete baby
rip the days of half a div
yeah fuck outta here
THIS WAS 5 YEARS AGO
an acrlyic standee
Also. The fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
the fucking box itself is worth more then current editions
acrylic in a collectors that probably costs 100+
looking ast it from sams price the steelbook version is 130$
prolly more
it was a scam for a long time
bag arrived it was shit quality

the bag

did you forget the entire drama about the bag and helmet?
fallout 4's was peak
after ton of backlash they had people manually sign up to recive an actual good quality bag months after
💀
i heard that some helmets had a mold in them
light wood lamine
i think the infamous second son one had a condom
besides the bag being shit and the helmet literally FUCKING POISENING YOU
WHAT
go check
okay i didnt know those flaws
nvm then
I just wanted the steelbook as something to physically have and i like the casing more than the original cover art
also there was the shit ass 80 dollar plastic rum bottle
that was also fun

this was a mechanic for fnaf 2
???
anything but an actual collectors edition
But finally, last step of expedition is unlocked
This shit doin numbers
To everybody
fortnite collab too
The first half I was going mad at getting same spawn over and over, I even got the survey with text input after one of matches 
The rest I just enjoyed myself
il secondo Infame, nato su next gen: da sucker punch ,ecco infamous Second Son, esclusiva ps4!
i think this was it
yeah
its so peak
Simple kit, simple usables, three revives for randoms and just runnin my routes from the spawns I kept getting
Also @frank hearth the fuckin abyss pre-nerf ptsd with the volatiles augment in trials
letmesoloher got a sword
damn
peam
those fucking things got me killed today
GGG when they hear "too many on death effects"
"DID I HEAR MORE ON DEATH EFFECTS?"
the things i would have if i had money...
damn
you open a door and you just get crushed
https://fixvx.com/BottuXD/status/2007453924219830419?s=20 @blazing maple
Dark Souls 2 whimsy is unmatched across the franchise. This game is a generational masterpiece that gives you a very unique experience
QRT: itsNemi_
What? 💀
I legitimately would murk someone for the Titanfall 2 collectors edition
WHY AM I FIGHTING HIM WTF

deserved for playing adc

im talking about LoL 
Doge, the fuck is this game
I keep seeing you play it
goobers
ruined king

tarkov would give you a cock because it fucks you in the ass
I didn't

Is it just a roguelike?
kreeo
damn i smell
looks like jrpg to me
its turn based rpg
You look like jmprg to me

the biohazard japan twitter account did say they're making a grace statue it just wasn't ready yet
grind me harder then 
that was 2 months ago
is it ready
so fingers crossed leading up to the release they actually make a proper collectors edition
@blazing maple @sour rivet @rocky turtle meow
KILL YOSEL-

hello kitten
ok ivan
Paid 
its dirt cheap bruh

7.5 bucks rn
Birb you won't ragebait me into buying you something to prove I can afford it 
im having fun
there is literally nothing anyone can buy me i want atm
play quasimorph 
i have everythin g
I dun want to play quasi
is that kiyru
I watched Sseth
ok
some are dying from dehydration while some are drowning
And that was enough for me


only things i got were
elden ring dlc from sam
witchfire
outlast trials
nightreign dlc
i do not know what else to get
everything in my wishlist has no release date
im content?
but also sad
ok
STOP FOCUSING HIM MAN 
Bib
he needs to reach his power spike somehow 
omg mao kai <3
HE IS FUCKING ME UP
Just build anit-tank 
Special gift, just for me? @rocky turtle
Those gundam stickers used for color separations are psyops, I'd rather die than ever have to wrangle this lmao
he can drop good gift for melee
This guy and his goons were so easy it is not even funny
ye
ruined king
Damn he became based outta nowhere
out of nowhere ?
Jane says from the start that hes insane and mad

always listen to Mommy
u dont know the main twist yet 
woman
I know a small part
based != insane
Stop linking me this.. it’s not funny.
QRT: WhiteHouse
Nicolas Maduro on board the USS Iwo Jima.

How about a diploma that would guarantee you a good paying j*b where you don't have to do anything
because im retarted?
No
Because I know how hard it is to get a proper education while living in a forest plus I'm not against cheating 
Delight?!
What the hell, did they catch him while he was jogging outside lol.
no at night in his bed while he was sleeping actually
probs stuff they gave him post capture
he was in the presidential goon cave
so it begins 
time for the RNG fuckfest to begin 
Man
Born just in time for South America
What the hell its only 3 days and US is going on a rampage already
This is not going great
Whats this
Xcom 2
Ludwig van Beethoven has also been ruled out as a composer for the next 'Mario' game for similar reasons.
My sources say that Beethoven died on March 26th, 1827.
QRT: gaming_leaker
Mozart has "no plans" to compose music for the next 'Mario' game.This is because he died on December 5th, 1791.
oh shit i should've killed red one 
are templars melee fighters cause i didnt played with war of chosen
pretty much yeah
didnt play much with them myself
was more of a reaper enjoyer

ok next question
what is reaper? 
overwatch slop enjoyer? 
no one of the 3 special classes
pretty sure you get one during the tutorial mission with the dlc
so i get templar then
damn aoe right in tutorial mission

huh
i though getting a reaper was scripted
guess its templar gaming for you then
probably because its modded
melee class but good 
templars are giga busted when you spec them right


my templar is dead 
Long War? Hillariously overrated mod. It's turbotrash
idk i play it with fuckton of other mods
oh what you dont like enemy reskins with 10billion health and fuckass bloated and long progression


and 1001010923818 weapon classes with nonsensical stats
Anyone here played Wasteland 3?

https://fixvx.com/myths_and_stori/status/2007565574029602993?s=20 @blazing maple new buge
green buge... i don't mean to intrude, but... don't you think you're eating that appil slice a bit too ravenously, prehaps? remember what happened the last time you did this, at the office hanukkah banquet?
bruh 11 targets at 1st mission
a feast
fit for a king
gamba? 
movi time
oh my god its not even fitting in 
tea tim ;3
welp we got the team 


sam hyde? 
@marsh cargo koumei survival gaming. Also need to not check phone when a jade light is around 
xcom 2 
floor tank
watch out for pits
Animations leading to death 
Also...man I need to join a dojo to access some shit I want
i could invite you to mine, we have everything unlocked except for the colors
o h.
Doge, want to see my new magnum opus
i guess its alright
this game is quite easy!
You know what
I won't
But I might turn it into an actual thing later
aight
x5
It has a meme potential
50% platinum discount 
Man I wish I could be as scummy as the company that re release an old game made like 20 years ago on every single game console ever made
The one day i sleep all day 
blame sr pelo, not me
WHY WAS IT SO LOUD

for funnies ?
wait why 
ppl send loud-ass clips here all the time
ye
the ass-pussy combo of the cacadeamon, wtf do you mean why?


🚨 Splinter Cell like game ‘MUDANG: Two Hearts’ is rumored to be canceled.
Studio reportedly faces major layoffs.
who ?

here's a better one
close enough
the only way you're posting something better than the last one is by definately getting a mute if not a ban

Koumei le bad 

wow that's a really effective explosion effect dude it's just 2 sprites
and it looks great too
killing myself?
group suicide is BACK ON
YEAAAAAAAAAA
ok what do i want to play now.. gnhhngh
sum... witfire...
sum... more eld ing
sum... lastout
Jake lore goes hard
Ex marine had 20 years to learn Na'vi fighting techniques
dude is a menace
Bro was a marine before bein Na'vi, of course bros hand to hand gonna go crazy
0:15
has a stick
hits people with the back of the hand holding the stick
gettin jiggy wit it
that's a bow he's usin

tHrEe HoUrS tO bE eQuAl
gg
fuck you mean he got joel and vinny
i know right ?
THE FUCK YOU MEAN JAMES LEE
he admits literally 10 minutes into the video that the censor mod was a necessity for the video
elden

they may be goobers but vin and joel are good voice actors
I wasn't gonna watch 10 mins of an 8hr video to find out lmao
ye i know thats why i said it
he censors needed parts
swearing and saying dick is fine apparently
did you guys beat the grafted scion at the start of elden ring
as the wretch? 
but he censored stuff like rape or pedophile
this dumbass youtube istg
it literally witnessed me finish the video and stay on the end screen for like few minutes
i rewind to a scene to see a VA's voice scene
then go back to main page and see the video again on that timestamp
showing it because i left it there
now it wont go away

Mf has 20 years of experience being the protagonist
yeah gimme a fungers with no fungers

i keep collecting new gifs, and i love each one more
NUTTIN

john fallout
no im just showing off his armor

@quiet abyss you think life is hard?
nerd
Think about getting stuffed with meat 24/7
yeah you do that pal, im not interested
today i learned charles martinet was paarthurnax in skyrim
😔
WAHOO
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TO PLAYING MY GAME
in a past life mario was the peacemaker voice of reason for a world ending war between a dude and dragons
Sorry what
is that even possible
oh. Everyone suddenly just lost all their holdings?
this mf guy moved to australia and he started doing his streams at 7 am for me 
it used to be 8-9 pm
Is game bugged? @rocky turtle xiomara's faction is now just gone
https://fixvx.com/FNF_Developers/status/2007618550199181447 @sour rivet what
FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN - @le_sserafim
SPECIAL COLLAB
SPAGHETTI (feat. j-hope of BTS) now playable
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▪️https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.funkin.fnf
▪️https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/770371
▪️https://ninja-muffin24.itch.io/funkin
well this is cringe
how did this happen
wtf
people will see this and be like "nah dude i'm finna remove fog FUCK fog FUCK atmospheric design FUCK ambience"
"average monday morning in LA vibes yknowuhmsayin" and "bro in silent hill"
but it enhances the visuals so much
fog just makes everything seem way way way grander than they actually are
someone did that for the silent hill 2 remake
dude it's so realistic graphics were made to be appreciated 🥹

first boss killed
graphics were made to FUCK UP MY FPS
RAHH
whelp 57 minute survival, why? because I hate myself
this armor makes me look fat
It's actually Maine
funnily enough
sh2 so fucking good
what you think sam
makes me wanna kill
WHITE
aw
go be blue
you look like if a chess piece came to life
counterpoint:
i cant ROLL in this armor















