╟❓general-offtopic

[signal kraken]

What else you replaced smoking wit before?

[craggy oriole]

I didn't

[signal kraken]

Yeah

Hm

[craggy oriole]

You just have to tank things in life

[signal kraken]

So that will be hard to get better then

[ripe wyvern]

U sure eating babies won't work? Have you tried?

[craggy oriole]

Life is bad right now so started again and I'm going to quit again

If you smoke yourself sick it helps quitting

[signal kraken]

Sure i hope the prelapse will be longer next time man

[signal kraken]

Dawg

Helps quitting life earlier also sure

[copper vapor]

"I have great intuition"

[signal kraken]

Trolling ways might not work in Gamma server 😅

Try efp

They a lil unhinged

[copper vapor]

don't even need to change server

just go to brainfart or newbies

[hexed stag]

shut up, Clinton

[ripe wyvern]

I smoke coz recently I got constant pain and I won't have money for meds for a while. I learned this from Jim Carrey, he learned it from a CIA torture thing expert for the movie Grinch.

[signal kraken]

Fuck man

It's better now ?

[copper vapor]

bro gets his world knowledge from hollywood celebrity interviews

[shrewd gull]

who would've known that throwing my mouse to the ground as hard as I could made it work again

[signal kraken]

Man i hope i wasnt trollbaited

[ripe wyvern]

I was just asking for health advice

[signal kraken]

One time fix

[uneven sapphire]

@teal spade Here you go

[teal spade]

[ripe wyvern]

Nope lol. But smoking actually helps.

[oblique belfry]

o new emoji is here

[shrewd gull]

Next time hope it dies completely where that wont help it.

Ill buy a new one anyways, there's one for...

[signal kraken]

Normalize touchpad use

[teal spade]

i got 4 new ones

[shrewd gull]

And it fucking died rip bozo

[oblique belfry]

[teal spade]

[obsidian sun]

woah buddy
that's a little too much

[signal kraken]

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/608300269054197773/1442676079302279168/asphyxiezgeg.gif

[signal kraken]

😁

[ripe wyvern]

Who are they

[uneven sapphire]

this doesnt mean you get to leave the reactor room Grim

[signal kraken]

Escape from Pripyat

Another modpack

[left mantle]

We are cooked if this is how we start that post

[topaz bloom]

Nick getting beat up

[ripe wyvern]

True

[hexed stag]

Tarkovtards but they invaded Stalker

[rocky turtle]

where me

[uneven sapphire]

who you wanna be

or something different

[teal spade]

is @proven tundra already in?

[proven tundra]

[frail leaf]

💱 4,500 RSD (Serbian Dinar) :flag_rs: is equal to 38.33 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

[uneven sapphire]

no

[frail leaf]

💱 6,000 RSD (Serbian Dinar) :flag_rs: is equal to 51.11 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

[shrewd gull]

ok so either 39 euros or 51 euros for a mouse

color diff

[obsidian sun]

what mouse

[shrewd gull]

logitech g305

[celest plank]

I KEEP HEARING THE FUCKING NUMBERS

[shrewd gull]

ive finished mine off rn

[obsidian sun]

why not get a 502

[thick plover]

guys

I cut my finger

and accidently cauterized my wound on the wood stove

[obsidian sun]

can't finger yourself anymore

[verbal gate]

"accidentally"

[oblique belfry]

"accidentally"

[thick plover]

I was putting a piece of firewood in the stove

and I touched the edge of the door that opens cause I'm a stupid clumsy retard

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

well i guess you are not bleeding anymore

[teal spade]

problem created and immediately solved

[teal spade]

make him the mouse

[uneven sapphire]

Lack of context is amazing

[hexed stag]

Sometimes the most unexpected things are sharp. I recently cut my finger on the side of a measuring tape

[teal spade]

[signal kraken]

How do i medically proven self diagnose myself

[teal spade]

you don't

[verbal gate]

you dont

[signal kraken]

Ikr

[hexed stag]

Become a medical doctor?

[teal spade]

no

bad

[copper vapor]

what's with the greynames and their unhinged questions today

the year just started

[real aspen]

im self diagnosed stupid

[signal kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-writing-blackbeard-feather-writing-heresy-gif-4408192544333034740

[real aspen]

[hexed stag]

elaborate

[signal kraken]

Wind

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

Oh it ain't just self diagnosed

[real aspen]

doctors are terrible at diagnosing themselves/getting diagnosed

[oblique belfry]

almost there

[teal spade]

@hexed stag one of the main lessons he will be taught as a medical professional is to NEVER SELF DIAGNOSE

[signal kraken]

Ahh creative

Tho maybe true

[hexed stag]

hmm ok

[uneven sapphire]

Congratulations

[teal spade]

Source: I am a paramedic, we were told repeatedly to not self diagnose

[real aspen]

"docotor you have a cold"
"no i have lethal lung infection and only cure is to eat lava"

[left mantle]

I have a fever, and the only cure

is more cowbell

[teal spade]

also as Paramedics we aren't even allowed to make diagnoses

[verbal gate]

fuck was about to make that joke

[left mantle]

It's a classic

[hexed stag]

What if you (a medical professional) are stranded and have an emergency?
Like the doctor on some polar expedition had to perform an appendectomy on himself

[teal spade]

those are rare/extreme cases

[shrewd gull]

Heavy .. uhh expensiv... Ugli

[verbal gate]

you can just not use the weights lmao

[shrewd gull]

170 euros tho

[left mantle]

where the fuck are you buying that a 502 is 170?

[runic condor]

Was about to ask the same thing

[left mantle]

that's grossly way higher than it is

[verbal gate]

is bro living in Tarkov lmao

[left mantle]

had you said like 60 I would've believed it

hell even the wireless version is only like 120 max over here

[shrewd gull]

There's a reseller that sells it for 57 euros but idk mroski

[runic condor]

Retail price is 60 euros here
So I don’t know what’s going on there

[rocky turtle]

RAT

[uneven sapphire]

lemme get another one then

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

if its squirrel even better

[uneven sapphire]

[ripe wyvern]

Who wanna barter rats to RAM?

[shrewd gull]

I'll take out 32gb of my ram and sell it for 300 euros smh

[real aspen]

i have 64

ddr4 though

[shrewd gull]

I do too. I'll sell half

[ripe wyvern]

300 euros are like two fat rats w hormone problems.

[shrewd gull]

Omg there are like 32gbs cl40 selling c5or 500 euros

Mine is cl30 >:3

[ripe wyvern]

I'll add a dried frog and half a sparrow on top of it.

I'm out of lizards unfortunately.

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/dono-wall-gif-24048347

[shrewd gull]

I'll give you 18 rats for 200 euros

[ripe wyvern]

Those must be skinny tiny snack rats. Good with salt.

[shrewd gull]

Smol but chub

[ripe wyvern]

22 rats for 200? Or 24gb ram.

[wide chasm]

dudes

have you heard

they bombed the big V

[shrewd gull]

20 rats for 300

[wide chasm]

i say for 500

[shrewd gull]

30 rats 450

[wide chasm]

40 for 400 take it or leave it

[shrewd gull]

40 for 560

my mouse is stubborn asf. It refuses to die

[wide chasm]

100 for 3 pieces of king arthur's buttcheeks

[shrewd gull]

100 for Arthur's sword

[uneven sapphire]

@teal spade made the room more koboldish for you

[real aspen]

are those toxic waste tanks

[uneven sapphire]

uh

possible

[teal spade]

MY VERY OWN VENDING MACHINE?!

[uneven sapphire]

also i dont know why but the pawn always changes hair when i reload

so canonically you always wear a different wig

and no one knows where you get it from

[arctic flicker]

roger from american dad

[teal spade]

don't dig up the greaveyard....

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/gourmet-coffee-serious-pulp-fiction-jules-winnfield-gif-5365593

[rocky turtle]

also what modpack u playing i maybe try it too

[uneven sapphire]

my own

[uneven sapphire]

its very lackluster

[oblique belfry]

[shrewd gull]

Rip mouse, jsut killed it

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry want to lose a bit of faith in humanity?

[sour rivet]

america did what when i was asleep

[oblique belfry]

i already have none

go for it

[timber oxide]

My uncle died and his closest family (wife and daughter) said that they don't give a fuck and won't bury him

[oblique belfry]

...

[shrewd gull]

Wtf

[oblique belfry]

hm

add it to the list of people that wont see the light ever

[sour rivet]

was your uncle a bad person or are they just bastards

[timber oxide]

He was an alcoholic, but he wasn't a bad person

[sour rivet]

damn

[timber oxide]

At the very least not so bad that he'd deserve this treatment

[sour rivet]

so what are they just gonna leave him

[vital venture]

Reminds me when my Grandfather died and instead of really caring, most of his family just took his stuff after he died and then used it to try and convince my mother her abusive mother was a good person

[sour rivet]

cremation??

[timber oxide]

No, my dad (his brother) will deal with it

[sour rivet]

ok good

[oblique belfry]

thats still fucked up

[sour rivet]

yeah

[timber oxide]

But we'll probably pretend they are not family anymore

[oblique belfry]

good

was about to suggest that

[sour rivet]

pretend who isnt family

[timber oxide]

Who?

[sour rivet]

hoo

[timber oxide]

Anyways

Birb, I added my friend to the clan, could you let him research stuff?

[sour rivet]

i gotta fix the permissions yeag

[timber oxide]

[sour rivet]

yarrrg gm chat my nose be dry due to the humidity and cold weather

agagagagag

[oblique belfry]

your nose is dry because of humidity and cold weather
my nose is dry because my room aint getting oxygen in it

we are not the same

[sour rivet]

i thinkl you need htat

[timber oxide]

Your noses are dry, my nose is permanently stuffed because I'm allergic to dust

[oblique belfry]

one of my nostrils is always closed

it changes randomly

sometimes its my left nostril

sometimes right

[timber oxide]

Oh I have a method for that

[oblique belfry]

sometimes both of em are open

[timber oxide]

I just lie on the side that is fine and it shifts

[oblique belfry]

ye

i do that while sleeping too

[slim magnet]

woke up to maduro being captured

that's the only political message of the year sorry chat

nicholas mature

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

nick mature

[timber oxide]

Well, the year just started, so there's a lot of time for this to change

[copper vapor]

this year is starting out great

tommy lee jones' daughter died

now this

[chrome ginkgo]

MY 6 RESILIENCY GIGACHAD

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8FduHDY9QU

[frank hearth]

[frank hearth]

is this standalone or expansion

[oblique belfry]

sturm

[copper vapor]

alo

[thick plover]

I just watched minions end a deadlock game

[oblique belfry]

its a community project

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

like fallout london

[frank hearth]

HUH

[copper vapor]

yea I noticed

[copper vapor]

it's a mod

[oblique belfry]

brother

and y'all call me out for reading comprehension

[frank hearth]

i just assumed it was techland

[oblique belfry]

nah

[thick plover]

sturm is

[oblique belfry]

its a community project

like fallout london

[frank hearth]

well im legaly blind on my left eye so 50% correct

[frank hearth]

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/polish-cow-cow-dancing-dance-dancing-cow-gif-19109155

[oblique belfry]

the voices

i can hear em

[thick plover]

I'm flipping you off from the left side and you cant see it

[cunning reef]

currently at work and they are playing a pop cover of nirvanas worst song

[timid hollow]

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/well-waiting-were-waiting-gif-5848728

[rocky turtle]

[slim magnet]

which one

[cunning reef]

Smells like teen spirit

[slim magnet]

did the operatoe enjoy this witticism

operatoe

[sour rivet]

i was gonn send it but its not in my bookmarks anymore :(

[cunning reef]

Yes

[copper vapor]

operatoe

[cunning reef]

Ty

operatoe

[slim magnet]

he who operates on toes

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/DailyGongaga/status/2007204124404916374?s=20 take this instead

Daily Gongaga (@DailyGongaga)

Me? Gongaga

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 2, 2026, 9:35 PM

[ripe wyvern]

I can rotate her in my mind

[timber oxide]

TYLKO JEDNO W GŁOWIE MAM

[rocky turtle]

hi shine

hi birb

[cunning reef]

Hiii

[copper vapor]

I can think of a couple worse songs than that one

[cunning reef]

The only guess allowed is something in the way

[rocky turtle]

i pinged u a meme in offtopic

[copper vapor]

nah. that one is good

[cunning reef]

I like the tuning

[thick plover]

my internet just tweaked

[cunning reef]

Nothing else

[timber oxide]

https://youtu.be/8pIpi1HDEhU?si=kMcoDlsr3uhj6kUw

[copper vapor]

a fed posted this

[sour rivet]

twas already seeneth on itter 😔

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/seojee10/status/2007029102637916558?s=20 have this fukin thing

SO_ON/소운동회 (@seojee10)

Sandwich Don🥪

X · Jan 2, 2026, 10:00 AM

[forest acorn]

hiii @rocky turtle

[rocky turtle]

hi frota

i did resistance questline

[cunning reef]

The ps3 game?

[copper vapor]

damn

that's a core memory unlock

[cunning reef]

I am still annoyed about it

Also for Sony literally removing PT off my ps4

[wide chasm]

welp

1 latin american dictatorship down, fucking 100 to go

[copper vapor]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@copper vapor

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[wide chasm]

brother

[copper vapor]

I am pinned here

[wide chasm]

alright fair game

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808725050684342272/1435731659311026318/media-iv-text.gif

still fucking finally

[forest acorn]

there should be a questline that just gives you a 20 in all resistances

perma

[rocky turtle]

u dont know how that questline ended for me

[marsh cargo]

Coffee consumed

[forest acorn]

i do

you EXPLODE

[rocky turtle]

its just 2 mission

[rocky turtle]

how it actually ended

[forest acorn]

oh right

what tech do they get

[rocky turtle]

i can refuse to help a guy with a smile like that

[forest acorn]

[rocky turtle]

same as civil resistance

[vital venture]

Your topic post might of broken the bot

[solid sundial]

@vital venture ⠀

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

actually BJ's mugshot fits better

[vital venture]

Or maybe it fixed itself huh

Weird ass bot

[copper vapor]

here

[sick trail]

Keep this topic off the server

[rocky turtle]

also this guy is funny

[copper vapor]

or this

[rocky turtle]

asks to steal a corpo ship
hangs up

[copper vapor]

damn I'm glad I found this

Was about to reinstall the fuckin game to get that screenshot

coulda sworn I had it saved on my pc

[vital venture]

Hi

[sick trail]

Surely the command works

[sick trail]

!whotf

[solid sundial]

@vital venture ⠀

[sick trail]

[vital venture]

[vital venture]

Tool stealer really was forgettable

[rocky turtle]

!whotf

[solid sundial]

@rocky turtle ⠀

[copper vapor]

I mean I was also confused for a while

[forest acorn]

hi

[sick trail]

Oh that one user
Yeah most users are forgettable

[sick trail]

!whotf

[solid sundial]

@forest acorn ⠀

[forest acorn]

frotting

[vital venture]

Just funni

[vital venture]

Also saying that like im some kinda disease

[pallid sapphire]

i clicked on every single WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

my question aint answered

also why are you creating super factions Joon ?

i call the moon quasis now Mooneymorphs

[rocky turtle]

it was one of 2 endings for resistance questline

[shrewd gull]

I HATE

[pallid sapphire]

btw is realware responding anytime after the EMP mission ?

Cause they dont xD

[pallid sapphire]

AYO WTF

[shrewd gull]

[pallid sapphire]

i got like god lighting striked

Thunderstorm oh fuck

my mech marine doesnt like that

[left mantle]

True, who are you again?

[pallid sapphire]

He is wet

[left mantle]

OH THEM

[celest plank]

s8e2

its starting slow but alright

hopefully it doesnt get worse over time

[rocky turtle]

damn tanked gatling gun like a chad and died to electro AR

also this is reward for questline i got new shuttle

[timid hollow]

i swear to god if i get sick one more time from nothing i will kms

again

[timber oxide]

...you aren't?

[vital venture]

Would a disease know its a disease?

[vital venture]

If your sneezing then you just need to keep everything at white, and the cold will go away overtime

[timid hollow]

i vomit

[vital venture]

If u drank from a random water bottle then you need tetracycline or chetalin

[timid hollow]

oof

i thought if condition is alright, its alright

[proven tundra]

Wtf is chetalin

[vital venture]

Spawned water bottles or canteen have a chance to be bad, dump it out and replace from the water fountains

[timid hollow]

so only plastic bottles when i refill them myself at well ok

[proven tundra]

Oh you're not talking irl lol

[timid hollow]

ayeaye

[proven tundra]

Ignore me

[vital venture]

Ur fine lol

[timid hollow]

can i heal it from self if i only drink good water from now

[vital venture]

No u need medicine

Sorry to say

Might be time to end it again

[timid hollow]

[vital venture]

They also say drinking from running water is fine but I never find it to work

Chlorine tablets cure water of any disease tho

[timid hollow]

but make you sick as well no?

because kill important stomach stuff

[vital venture]

Chlorine tablets only cure water of disease in the game

Basically its water purifying tablets

[timid hollow]

okay

time to search a clinic/hospital

i have so much food and a full mosin this time, i dont wanna waste that

[timber oxide]

Probably?

[copper vapor]

what's this about

dayz?

[vital venture]

Prob like 80-90% of sickness can be cured with tetracycline

[vital venture]

Ye

He drank bad water

[timid hollow]

im in gorka and here is a clinic

pray for me

AND I HEAR A FULL BURST OF AK OH NAW

[vital venture]

Official or community server?

[real aspen]

gorka is peak drip

[rocky turtle]

@pallid sapphire peak is unlocked

[timid hollow]

community but full vanilla

just 1.5 loot i think

[pallid sapphire]

what does it do ?

[vital venture]

Damn, most of the NA servers are modded to be like rust if yk what servers im talking about

[copper vapor]

dayz is one of those extremely complex games that I find fascinating to watch and read about
but I'll never put myself through the torture of playing it

[vital venture]

All the vanilla servers are like 200 ms ping for me

[rocky turtle]

dissemble items and gives u all the stuff from it

[pallid sapphire]

ayo

[rocky turtle]

and even more if u upgrade it

[vital venture]

Ik what im doing in that game but its the game that made me realize I have the most horrid sense of direction

Trying to play it alone without someone to hold my hand is which direction we are going is poor torture

[rocky turtle]

welp im not gonna upgrade it for while

[forest acorn]

Raid they asses

[copper vapor]

I also have an awful sense of direction
I'm too gps-coded

[rocky turtle]

also i can craft power armor now

[copper vapor]

you should've seen me playing any open world game

I pull up the map twice a minute to make sure I'm going the right way

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

sometimes more than twice a minute

because I'm a

[vital venture]

In multiple occasions I ran right past airfield and ended up in tisy military base

[forest acorn]

this armor is so peak

[vital venture]

While trying to go to vmc

[rocky turtle]

true and i can upgrade it

just need fuckton of cargo ore

[forest acorn]

pump rad resist

[forest acorn]

is that where ceramics are from

where do I get fuel from trading

or gunpowder

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

is dissasembling ammo

[forest acorn]

dang

[vital venture]

The only good thing is because of how terrible my sense of direction is im slowly learning how to just survive like a woodsman in dayz

[rocky turtle]

welp i was wrong i got it from civil resistance node

[pallid sapphire]

[vital venture]

One more thing what's its name

[rocky turtle]

[vital venture]

Still looking for dayz servers I want to play on

Since official servers are usually dead as hell

[timid hollow]

got one with my mosin

[forest acorn]

I can buy ancom chips now :D

I got the uhhh

crazy shotgun from them

[vital venture]

If hes still breathing put another round in him

[rocky turtle]

civil resistance controlling most of stations i can buy anything

[vital venture]

Better to waste a bullet then have an enemy wake up from uncon

[frozen void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004578621853290629/1441302959827714079/lv_0_20251121003107.gif

[rocky turtle]

bruh

soon

2 augmentation chips both are ass atleast not dupes @forest acorn

[forest acorn]

i keep getting dupe blue and green chips

also all my gold chips are just the minigun

[uneven sapphire]

attackers hate this start

[rocky turtle]

i play with this to get less dupes https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3372043917

[rocky turtle]

wait is there container with door to the right from that?

or left?

[uneven sapphire]

hm?

[rocky turtle]

i know that there is good spot to hold

[pallid sapphire]

Fuck Justas

but im now a weapon of mass destruction

[rocky turtle]

all my homies hate justas

[zealous depot]

[pallid sapphire]

im fucking them up

[rocky turtle]

tifton elite or mars mech inf?

[rocky turtle]

u took those for defense secttion?

[pallid sapphire]

[pallid sapphire]

yep

[copper vapor]

Now I just gotta wait a month

[rocky turtle]

[slim magnet]

hace un calor hijolaperra

[uneven sapphire]

yes gng

[celest plank]

work comes back on wednesday while I am starting to get a fever

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX506VBqTJw

[rocky turtle]

@pallid sapphire here is what i got from it

[forest acorn]

heyy maru

[pallid sapphire]

Thats a lot

[uneven sapphire]

heyy

[forest acorn]

which faction are you buddying up with

[uneven sapphire]

uhh

grasshopper

and ancom

mostly

[forest acorn]

im like a uhh

sbn and ancom buddy

mostly dilthey though, i love their guns

[rocky turtle]

i made them proxies first playthough getting free ap ammo was good

[forest acorn]

@rocky turtle can i do anything with green or yellow chips other than upgrading gun recipes

[rocky turtle]

yeah u gonna need a lot of them for upgrades

[uneven sapphire]

did a little off camera mining

[forest acorn]

okay silly :3

[rocky turtle]

finally LEGS

[forest acorn]

:D

[plucky tusk]

dann this game looks fun

[dire quarry]

what game is that?

[copper vapor]

quasimorph

[rocky turtle]

also upgraded power armor

[slim blaze]

What is the M

[plucky tusk]

i still see the dude playing s o i just check his profile

[rocky turtle]

oh shiet

[plucky tusk]

although it looks cool i don't think i can play another turn based game

on top of other turn based games

[slim blaze]

god damn that is expensive to upgrade

[plucky tusk]

but i would put it in my wishlist

[forest acorn]

[plucky tusk]

one day

[rocky turtle]

@slim blaze @pallid sapphire @forest acorn i put 240 9mm ammo in dissambler and got twice as much

[forest acorn]

its CBT

but theres good fun in there to be found

[plucky tusk]

what's cbt

[forest acorn]

if you really wanna enjoy it get a mod to limit the faction growth

[uneven sapphire]

Fun

[forest acorn]

getting kicked in the nuts

[plucky tusk]

57%

my ass

[forest acorn]

well its 57% to hit during the multiattack

not every attack

[plucky tusk]

see the dude in full health i would assume he missed every 57%

although with these kinds of games i doubt i will be playing on my pc

[rocky turtle]

OH YEAH BABY

[plucky tusk]

hopefully it would be port to other platforms

[rocky turtle]

huge

[pallid sapphire]

Upgraded the weapon myself

[plucky tusk]

uh

what's this

https://tenor.com/view/hmmp-frying-pan-philip-j-fry-futurama-fry-suspect-gif-11486511013200449265

[oblique belfry]

for context braum said "are we having a moment right now ?" prior to this

[plucky tusk]

absolute baddie

trying to figure out how to romance her

[forest acorn]

sexbot

but also melee bot

[plucky tusk]

welp time to see what's good about getting kick in the balls

[forest acorn]

[plucky tusk]

[forest acorn]

@rocky turtle

[rocky turtle]

i got one too

[oblique belfry]

holy shit what is that damage

[forest acorn]

its so cheap omg

[plucky tusk]

it's 14 dollars for me atm

quasimorph

[green granite]

Me when I need to crank the M10 Turret

Crank that Souja boy

[rocky turtle]

true

not like i need them

[plucky tusk]

probably gonna watch some playthrough first

[runic condor]

yoo

[forest acorn]

i think? some factgions buy em

yeah yeah

theyre 560 each rn hooooly

[rocky turtle]

[forest acorn]

im pretty sure electrical parts give those bits when deconstructed

so i can just print money now

[forest acorn]

theyre 150 each

for me

[craggy oriole]

six seven cat

[forest acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[craggy oriole]

thank you

love this lil guy

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle i love how his theme is played whenever he gets a scene

[uneven sapphire]

great random mission

[forest acorn]

hehe yep

[forest acorn]

i hate him

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[craggy oriole]

hes so relatable

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-cat-shaking-cat-alien-cat-gif-17719290639671130907

[uneven sapphire]

gotta help sbn tho

they my fellas

[craggy oriole]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1002657814851899553/1165000511146164294/caption.gif

[uneven sapphire]

Ez

[rocky turtle]

i hope u bring some antidote

[pallid sapphire]

https://bsky.app/profile/steamdb.info/post/3mbjzot5yq62u

SteamDB (@steamdb.info)

The Steam Awards 2025 Winners

Bluesky · Jan 3, 2026, 6:22 PM

[rocky turtle]

check this shotgun

[oblique belfry]

as you can see

e33 only won 1 award

[copper vapor]

bg3 winning labor of love is wild

[oblique belfry]

still winning that award for years

smh

love how silksong won goty here

[uneven sapphire]

this mission lowkey scary af

with these crack nurses

[oblique belfry]

"most innovative gameplay"
"extraction pvpve"

IT SHOULDVE BEEN TCF

[copper vapor]

it's in THIRD PERSON

[oblique belfry]

IF IT EXISTED

[copper vapor]

truly innovative

[oblique belfry]

at least every big games won 1 award from steam awards

[copper vapor]

also there should be a 'best multiplayer' category

[oblique belfry]

skong won 2

[copper vapor]

shaw

[uneven sapphire]

@rocky turtle the fuck is up with these poision weapons

[copper vapor]

best game you suck at should've been ninja gaiden 4
but I don't suck at it

[uneven sapphire]

DO armor not matter in the game

[oblique belfry]

i mean...

the finalists were somewhat bad

so of course skong won

[copper vapor]

I voted skong for sit back and relax

[oblique belfry]

still boggles my mind that arc was on goty final

its a good game dont get me wrong but like

[copper vapor]

I mean

it's a good game

doesn't need much more than that

it's fun, not many bugs, plays well

looks good

sounds good

[oblique belfry]

not goty material imo though

im not calling it bad

at all

its really good

but it gets stale pretty quick the more you play

since y'know

multiplayer

[restive bear]

I voted skong for everything

[copper vapor]

every game does

[oblique belfry]

i guess

[rocky turtle]

u have poison resistance?

[copper vapor]

nightreign got stale faster than arc for me

[restive bear]

I was pissed off skong wasn't in the multiplayer section

Skong is love skong is life

[rocky turtle]

sending it so i can check later what i got from it

[copper vapor]

being a multiplayer can actually improve a game's longevity since player interactions are more varied

[oblique belfry]

idk

[forest acorn]

RV is not a relaxation game 😭

[oblique belfry]

i just feel like there should've been a bigger game there

then arc

[forest acorn]

that shit is ragebait with ur friends

[oblique belfry]

thats how i see it at least

[copper vapor]

like what

the biggest games are already there

[oblique belfry]

doom the da-

no

hell no

[copper vapor]

I'd debate Dispatch being there more than Arc but

[forest acorn]

ex33 winning was crazy to me ngl

[copper vapor]

guess horni games are just too appealing for the lonely nerds

[forest acorn]

kcd2 is just so good

[chrome ginkgo]

I'm not surprised by dispatch

[oblique belfry]

it was like an animated show you binge watch

[chrome ginkgo]

It's surprisingly good on its own merits even without romancing anyone

[oblique belfry]

i liked the story of it

characters etc

but yeah its also a small game

[copper vapor]

that's not a very good argument for me
I don't like 'visual novel' type games

[oblique belfry]

fair

[chrome ginkgo]

I'm not normally into superhero stuff but I had a surprisingly good time and the actual gameplay elements required a little more thinking than I was expecting going in

[forest acorn]

i extracted with 450 creds of gold and its 150 creds now

[uneven sapphire]

MMM

LOVELY

[forest acorn]

nvm dilthey just hates me

[chrome ginkgo]

And I say this is someone who doesn't normally enjoy visual novels and refuse to play The walking Dead and The Wolf among Us for the same reason

[forest acorn]

wtf

[uneven sapphire]

WHAT IF THE GAME DECIDES

7 BAJILLION FUCKING DOGS

[copper vapor]

also why e33 highlighted and everything else grayed out?
does this mean you voted for e33 as goty?

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

also I'm kinda tired of the "asshole superhero" trope

thanks, invincible and the boys

for dual-handedly oversaturating the genre

[chrome ginkgo]

That's the thing

Dispatch isn't really playing into the asshole superhero trope

[rocky turtle]

could be worse

its could be bazillion spiders

[copper vapor]

and yet the asshole superheroes are there

[chrome ginkgo]

Like hell even Phenomaman despite being horribly depressed is actually still trying to be a good hero and role model as the sorta superman of the universe

[uneven sapphire]

this was enough for me for a while

[rocky turtle]

production grows

[copper vapor]

might not lean on it too heavily but the theme is there

[chrome ginkgo]

I'm just really glad they didn't go full subversive homelander with phenomaman

Because "what if superman but evil" is really tired

[oblique belfry]

needed tbh

thank you Marvel for making heroes a cliche with their "quirks" and "humor"

[copper vapor]

this is so fucking tired as well

[oblique belfry]

hate marvel cuz of that

[copper vapor]

"what if every superhero had spiderman's snarky sense of humor"

[chrome ginkgo]

Marvel really did flanderize hero depictions

[oblique belfry]

"did i just do that ?!?!?!?!"

[chrome ginkgo]

In the worst way possible

[oblique belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250941579645161476/1368374622579458149/obraz.gif

[copper vapor]

then we get james gunn superman
and people whine that he's not "the real superman" (aka zack snyder's)

ppl have no friggin clue about superman

and it's funny

zoomers are actually unaware that superman is a boyscout

[rocky turtle]

@slim blaze check this

[copper vapor]

behold the natural consequence of marvel humor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zo3jPUPbeI

[oblique belfry]

god

i still cringe at forspoken

whenever i see it at screen

actual shit water

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iYfHLtTudc

now THIS is truly peak dialogue

[oblique belfry]

sewage water probably is less damaging then forsaken

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

princess "beach"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[copper vapor]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3180310/Billies_Wheelie/

Steam

Billie's Wheelie

🧀🧀 Billie’s Wheelie 🧀🧀
Get ready for high-speed hamster chaos! 🐹💨
In this fast-paced adventure racing platformer, you take control of Billie, an adorable hamster on a mission to roll, race, and zoom through wild, dynamic tracks. Jump, dodge, and boost your way to victory, all while collecting cheese 🧀 and outplaying your…

Price

$4.99

free to keep

[oblique belfry]

truly a connoisseur

kojima

"play my games"

https://tenor.com/view/hideo-kojima-kojima-geoff-geoff-keighley-tga-gif-15122811034492626991

[copper vapor]

wanna hear a bigger joke than forspoken

[oblique belfry]

dragon age ?

[copper vapor]

it's still too damn expensive even in the winter sale

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

it's too bad, really

because the combat system looked pretty good

too bad it's buried under a pile of dogshit

and a high price tag

[slim blaze]

Low laceration resist

and way too high of a blunt resist

[green granite]

104 reals

[rocky turtle]

it gives better explosion resist

[copper vapor]

the base price is still roughly 70 USD

[slim blaze]

Imagine voting for a garbage french game vs peak czech game

[green granite]

https://youtu.be/kscTD_9a5ec?si=EzK_M8kmXHzsgtAK

[slim blaze]

explosion res is the lesser of blunt or pierce

[oblique belfry]

doom

[real aspen]

@oblique belfry hi

[oblique belfry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006341705924087919/1085674750031966218/82E1E16D-1C29-43BF-A5C8-F4A279591EE9.gif

hi

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-cat-meme-lick-licking-gif-27529538

[oblique belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[copper vapor]

mage arena pog

[oblique belfry]

im gonna fav the normal version instead actually

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

there we go

[craggy oriole]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[rocky turtle]

its combination of both

or something like that

[slim blaze]

lesser

[rocky turtle]

idk laseration is ok

[slim blaze]

just like entropy res

[slim blaze]

62 vs over 100 of blunt

[rocky turtle]

good to know

[slim blaze]

plasma res too

[rocky turtle]

its default value of armor i only upgraded radiation and poison resistance

[slim blaze]

It's why plasma is so fun - they need good flame and laceration

[oblique belfry]

gwen

[copper vapor]

stacy?

[oblique belfry]

no

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

fuck mj btw

gwen all the way

[copper vapor]

I'd fuck mj alright

[oblique belfry]

ARCANEEE

https://tenor.com/view/silco-arcane-silco-silco-arcane-arcane-s2-s2-arcane-gif-6718592124506757857

[rocky turtle]

i love that implant

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/america-anya-forger-anya-pale-king-hollow-knight-gif-18417468651003813883

[rocky turtle]

[forest acorn]

yeah that seems good

[forest acorn]

whats the enemy counter from

its not carnage but its still sick as fuck

[rocky turtle]

this

[forest acorn]

isnt there a mod for it too

not the wall scanner one

[oblique belfry]

"sign in" 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[rocky turtle]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3568856867 this

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

i copied wrong shit

[oblique belfry]

ip grabber

smh

[rocky turtle]

BLOB

[forest acorn]

oh yweah i went to uhmm

ceres

and those guys are fun

really really weak to blunt and poison and shock

so i can just go unit 217 and use a p90 on them

[rocky turtle]

i bonk them with holy mace

[forest acorn]

very fun

[rocky turtle]

also u found those?

jolly cemetry 🥀

[pallid sapphire]

i did it

[forest acorn]

yes

they also drop landmines

you can use

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-did-it-you-crazy-son-of-a-bitch-you-did-it-jurassic-park-jeff-goldblum-malcolm-you-did-it-gif-11956726012689064050

[proven tundra]

poggies

[pallid sapphire]

ive unlocked ranks weeeeeeeeeeee

[proven tundra]

Earth Snek has led us to victory

[rocky turtle]

yeah just know that if u merc is dead all ranks are lost

[pallid sapphire]

unless i disabled that in the custom difficulty options cause i consider this still my fuck around and learn about run

[carmine laurel]

@left mantle found light gun parts bp for you

[oblique belfry]

oh speaking of i got some bps if you guys want

[rocky turtle]

if u playing with checkpoint then u ok

[pallid sapphire]

i do

and i still fail hard

[rocky turtle]

this is bonuses on 4 rank

[pallid sapphire]

[oblique belfry]

iirc i had light gun / medium gun parts / anvil / stock bp

[rocky turtle]

300 more kills for 5th rank

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V0071pcc74 @oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

O

HAKITAAA

[thick plover]

"HEAR THEE HEAR THEE, WE ARE SELLING DOGSHIT HERE"

"LOOK AT THIS"

why are they even doing sales on the game when nobody will buy that shit is beyond me

get it off the steam store

[copper vapor]

I'd buy it if it went 90% off

[thick plover]

and you would still not get your moneys worth

[oblique belfry]

wait

[thick plover]

@sour rivet

[oblique belfry]

are these mfers still working only on 8-1

[thick plover]

ivy has a voiceline

[oblique belfry]

instead of whole layer

[thick plover]

"I need to get a job"

[sour rivet]

bitch fuck you mean "get a job" you are doing SEVERAL THINGS

[rocky turtle]

@forest acorn so this is what those eggs give after dissasembling

[copper vapor]

I bought marvel's avengers when it went 95% or something before it got removed from the store

and it was worth

[timber oxide]

Finally I have an excuse to remove you

[forest acorn]

which eggs

[oblique belfry]

??

[rocky turtle]

cattaram ones

[timber oxide]

p!illegal Doge

[rocky turtle]

#╟❓general-offtopic message those

[oblique belfry]

refuse to believe you just knew this command

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

and you looked it up few moments ago

[forest acorn]

i forgot to scrap mine

[timber oxide]

I used it multiple times, fuckass

[forest acorn]

they rotted

[rocky turtle]

BRUH HOW THE FUCK I GOT ONE MORE THERE

nice

[frail leaf]

@hardy oxide (ytyrok) has been banned for reason: Spambot

[oblique belfry]

never noticed till now then ig

[rocky turtle]

thats how much i got from 1 egg

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna boot up [redacted]

[oblique belfry]

ew

right here ?

[timber oxide]

Holy shit my abomination of a pack is still working

[snow tree]

What in normal stella

[copper vapor]

damn and it's all shit you already know

[oblique belfry]

2 showstopper 🥀

[copper vapor]

[cold hound]

yo im actually getting so fucking heated rn. my roommate keeps shutting off the heating, like, completely. Its fucking averaging 30-40 F outside, its fucking winter, and he shuts it off completely cuz he's too hot. I do not think I am raising it to a crazy amount, I am just raising it so the thing barely turns on and heats the house so that im not literally shivering in my apartment (literally 66 F, which is still fucking cold). and no matter what, he shuts it off.

[snow tree]

Two mines 🥀

[timber oxide]

oh
I guess I was playing MGS V last time I also played [redacted]

[cold hound]

if the absolute bare minimum heating is too hot for him that he shuts it off how tf can we even find middle ground? im so annoyed by him

[ripe wyvern]

Cuddle with your roommate

[timber oxide]

Because my last character is called "Massive Leader"

[cold hound]

im gonna use a homophobic slur

[timber oxide]

Ok that's enough of this shit

[snow tree]

FIll up your roomate with joy

[cold hound]

my roommate is also family, hes my cousin

[snow tree]

[ripe wyvern]

Give your roommate a frozen rat

[carmine laurel]

you can batch sell?

[forest acorn]

i neeeed

[cold hound]

dude also is stuck working part time at a grocery store, making like 12 an hour, getting like 25 hours a week, and when im sending him latest job postings for stuff hes already expressed interest in he says "its not the priority rn" like WHAT? you make fucking no money an hour and you are responsible for the other 50% of bills

i get the job market is hard and its not easy to find a better job but he aint even trying

[timber oxide]

Hey, at least he has a job

[cold hound]

where am i gonna get a frozen rat

[timber oxide]

I know a few people who don't and are not looking for one

[cold hound]

he could do better, cuz ive been tanking the grocery costs for him

[timber oxide]

He could also do worse

[cold hound]

hes selfish af and has the audacity to call other people selfish

[cold hound]

why are you advocating he do less? Like he has a job, and thats good, but its still not enough

[timber oxide]

Advocating?

You drunk?

[rocky turtle]

farm cattaram quasimorphs

[cold hound]

You should have a job, and still keep looking for better jobs. He could literally double his fucking income rn and he wont, and i have to pay more as a result

[carmine laurel]

this is low quality rage bait

[cold hound]

what?

[carmine laurel]

why he not do X
"because he wants to do Y"

[cold hound]

the problem is he cant just do Y, because doing Y fucks his other roommate/cousin over. I have more expenses then he has, and im shouldering more because hes got a shit job. this isnt rage bait, its actually just not fair

[carmine laurel]

He can just do Y

he is currently doing just Y

you are enabling him doing just Y

[cold hound]

i mean x

[carmine laurel]

therefore, he will continue doing Y

people tell you who they are

listen when they do

[cold hound]

So hes a bum?

[ripe wyvern]

I don't know bro, communicate w him.

[carmine laurel]

yes?

And yeah

if you havent spoken to him

[cold hound]

im trying to communicate but hes set in his ways, he doesnt compromise on stuff

[carmine laurel]

do that before you air out on 700k person discord

[cold hound]

its not like hell find this lol

[carmine laurel]

its not about what he'll find

[ripe wyvern]

I have connaminomnom rolls heck yeaaah happy

[carmine laurel]

[cold hound]

https://tenor.com/view/cinnamon-rolls-cinnabon-cinnamon-roll-food-dessert-gif-26509361

[timber oxide]

You have what?

[carmine laurel]

Sparter has used this emote so much now that I see it and think about him

pavlov'd

[orchid lotus]

cinnammom, how do you even spell that shit

[copper vapor]

cinna's mom

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/finding-nemo-anemone-awkward-cant-pronounce-gif-8178744

[timber oxide]

Cinnamon

[orchid lotus]

can never remember that

[snow tree]

Yeah, you batch move, recycle etc

[forest acorn]

i will :3

[carmine laurel]

bruh

[rocky turtle]

im doing 2 mission there

[snow tree]

Synamon rolls

Synonymrolls

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-robinson-penis-thats-a-penis-himym-how-i-met-your-mother-gif-4703463

[snow tree]

Hungry brain thinks of the bread

[timber oxide]

[carmine laurel]

will need to remember this peak line

[snow tree]

Used it many times

[bright oxide]

used my french press for the first time today and took a sip it felt like getting slapped in the face by a buff french lady in the best way

[timber oxide]

A very common line here indeed

[left mantle]

perhaps another day