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????
yeah
It wasn't horror or anything
Just hanging out in a forest, chopping trees and building stuff
But everyone was convinced that I was pregnant
bro got mpreg reacted way too much
imagine josta's nightmares then dude
i was trying to find videos showcasing a camera mod
ended up finding one but the dude's modlist is insane lmao
Mission Objective:
After our successful raid on Mojave Outpost we need to further reduce military presense of NCR in region. Our second target is NCR camp at pre-War McCarran International Airport. You need to clean up the tent camp outside terminal building in order to storm the building itself.
look at that ui
Bro has radar and enemy highlight and still gets fucking jumped several times


FIH
fih
Probably won't ever be 'perfect' in non-sim games without turning it into... well, a sim.
roundhouse kick realismos into concrete
It's funny. A perfect system would require path traced spectral rendering on a planetary scale, basically computationally intractable.
what if you filled a casing with nitroglycerin instead of gunpowder 
You could fucking die if you held the round.
It violates every assumption that makes a cartridge firearm function at all.
jokes on you im not allowed within 10metres of a firearm 
I think right now sab has very good odds of dying via a walnut.
god I wish
walnut season is over unfortunately
slipping on ice while going down stairs is more likely
I'm very sure you can find a batch in a general store.
i didn't know last fm had this feature
whats a scrobble
how last fm calls "listening to at least halfway through a song"
you can only really find unshelled walnuts in bazaars here actually
oh, neat
or is it shelled
yeah this is weird
shelled means it has no shell
unshelled means it has shell
engrish

it's kinda weird but then you realize there are other instances of english converting a noun into a verb
like skinned
skinned would mean without skin
yeah
for some reason noun into verb turns it into a negative?
it's like
weird but also makes perfect sense
while also being completely arbitrary?
idk man english is weird
wow yeah cause skinned could also be used to describe a person's skin color
huh
"a fair skinned dude" could both describe a complexion or say the dude was SKINNED (as in FLAYED) fairly
not exactly related but it's funny how awful flipped meanings so hard
awe-ful meaning awe inspiring
but now it just means real bad
eh apparently it's still in dictionary as such?
dont think i've ever seen anyone use awful in positive sense
Oh brother
The idea of Desperation Score if true is some of the most dystopian depressing bullshit possible for this work
It's archaic. The quote they use is from a guy that died in 1880.
God damn. What a beautiful sim.


@carmine laurel @left mantle

Who up skinning theyself
omg me 
just extracted with a silencer 2 bp and a vert grip 3 bp from the same fridge 
Shiyon add me on steam
thought we already did but sure
Did we
I forgor
Man I love sound design of Arc 
Also nice

also managed to kill to rocketeers and vanish before the rats could arrive

gotta love steam achievement tracking
He looks like his family has to pay property taxes for him
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@sour rivet
INDEX
gUHHHH
its 2 index id
faust got 1st
KJH loves us
Guhhhh

new canto is peak
I am still stuck on Canto 8 because I got sidetracked playing Ultrakill and GTFO
understandable
Me when I play the Cybergrind for 3 hours and get 2 migraines, 5 seizures and a deep vein thrombosis
play quasimorph 
Sure <- clueless
Also what the hell is this bread I bought at the bakery
I thought there was gonna be more stuff in there but its just 5 stacks of CHEESE
I'm the god of lactose now jesus
...cheesus?
i bough myself big piece of cheese 
As Cheesus Christ intended

So apparently there's a tomato in it too

But I can't taste it over ALL THIS CHEESE

@proven tundra help a sister out
he still slumber after big cheese
While the pitch shifting didn't 100% work, this was still a lot of fun to make.
This song is on soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/dareasus/cotton-eye-joe-nightcore-hardcore-dubstep-remix
The sequel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qtXrZktlL0
Thanks for sticking around to watch my latest endeavor! Don't forget to smack dat dislike button! An...

The internet truly is a gift-
Du bist so 1 Pimmel


Ich komm zurück und lese erstmal das 
late spawn
fully loot yellow area
get some decent loot
find my missing part
not a single soul
extract
Embark: "Did you enjoy last round?"
Of course I did 
so solls sein ich meinte aber Shon 
:3

@uneven sapphire
@little depot
hiiii
Heellooooo
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

?
@carmine laurel that
also were making bank
i dont speak your made up language
that gave me a headache
p!translate en Du bist so 1 Pimmel
Du bist so 1 Pimmel
You're such a dick
o czym ty pierdolisz 😭
oh, true
yeah I just been looking at it
open the link in my bio
Time to hit up Stella to farm shredders 
kreeon
oh yeah im arcing it
I join after next raid?

Cause there was a German politician that was called Du bist so 1 Pimmel and it escalated to extreme police force with searching his house and so on
ok but what did I do to be called this
thats why it became a meme and that dude is now forever related to penis
Why do I have a picture in my gallery of me pointing a Makarov PMM at an egg on the stove
because you're a psycho, duh

I am not a psycho, I cry when I think I offended my cat
thats not mutually exclusive
Sounds like a psycho
im sprayed mine with water already 3 times and its just half 1
I am noooot :<
I don't spray my poor cat (he deserves it) because he's immune to water
Hold on I have a meme for this...
truly amazing
Those pillows make your tank 15% more likely to be penetrated by enemy shells
literally me
Yeeee

I HAVE ACQUIRED NITRO
I remember when I almost dropped my phone, tries catching it and launched it into the wall directly next to me
THIS THIS...
WOOHOOO
KONO POWAH
To be fair it is pretty worthless
I dont know what im gonna do w Nitro but 9 bucks a month wasted
¯_(ツ)_/¯
But!
It allows for uhh stickers?
have a cool animated background

Animated emotes about petting a cat
It's shreddin time 
Colonthree.

Spawns directly under a bunch of drones and gets swiss cheese'd
Lemme check Birb's X feed before I go to bedge

And that's a bad thing?
But why
Hey
Thats literally my facebook feed
to have enough LARP and Goon balance
I miss my old instagram feed when it was the most immaculate memes I've ever seen, now it's just racism
Why do you need Birb's twitter, can't you just find some goon yourself
Why is this cat so ❌ 👂
the year of the tomboy centaur
I can't even come up with a funny joke genuinely what the hell is that
creatura
Specimen...
Help the cats in my phone are arguing again IS THAT CENTURII
My man I just got to 2026
Stop spoiling
Indeed it is
Wha-
Shork and uhh girl in coat
Emilia Watson
goog
Goog...
Idk, the only Vtuber I watched was this obscure ukrainian girl whose name I already forgot
I just saw his stuff and declare it mid
Honest
I cant disagree
I just need a gemeric goon to satiate my needs
this user believes in NOTHING
Alright, sending a bunch of low level mobsters your way
Im trying to 3D model
When i can
I will be unstoppable
just google sex and boobs like normal people
How about you try to get some bitches instead
ok google show me sex
Huh
Google, show me one sex please
draw him pregnant
@snow tree 

I have never thought of it
siri bring me one of your finest omoroshi scenes
Drawing Cuppert pregante
the fuck did I stumble upon
Achsually
Die
Lets not
GET YO EARS OUT THE DAMN CAPTION GOD DA-
Get yo Soprano Deez Nuts outta here
he took a shit in the shower at school
get your fucking perverted animations out of here
Sound can I kill him
🔨
i hate when the girls are fighting
Use this
I never was against it
Zajebiście
put a toaster in your bath
Kurwa
LORGE CHEESE?

AWWWW MY GOD
Does not look good for mirrowel
the relevant flork
Yes. It was like 5-6 stacks of pure cheese in that damn bread


Hi dad

I feel superiority over lactose intolerant people for my ability to survive the tower of c h e e s e
Weakness does not run in my family.
Heyaa
yeah I can fucking disagree
I feel superiority over lactose tolerant people because I will eat the tower of c h e e s e regardless
Oh no
Ok, maybe it does but at least I tolerate milk!
milk is gross and for babies
I tolerate a lot of shit but this channel is retarded as hell
You know what's also gross and for babies
What about chocolate? That has milk...
Your mom
as an ingredient milk is ok
Sorry
or as the base for hot cocoa
just drinking a full on glass of milk though gives me pause
the ick as they say
Weak
Straight from the cow.
The best way
It's in the checkpoint. below reinforced lobby

Cracking open a cold cow
A... rat... as a pizza... in milk...
CONSUME MILK
Is there anything you DON'T have a rat of?
I'm gonna go drink a glass of milk right the fuck now
Elephant
Put powdered milk in your milk for 50% more milk per milk
any vril gamers trying to squad up for agartha obby
That would be eating the gall bladder/gallstones.
Oh so you have a skunk rat, a pizza rat in milk and a rat as a globe, but an elephant rat is off limits?
Correct
...fair enough
drama slop is just goss for boys
Woahg...
Wha
Get jiggy with it
Jiggy no bone jones
In the stripped club. straight up jorking it. and by it, haha, well. lets justr say, my peanits
Jiggy is an actual cat and I love her
we do it later?
In my room straight up wagging it. And by it, haha... well, letr just say... my tael
Real shit
Jorking peanits in a stripped club
Like
dpo they just kill you if you get caught jackin it in the strip club
Why does he speak so crunchy?
They dont even want it so you have uh to jork it alone in a strip club?
They shoot you three times in the chest
Its a she
Why does she speak so crunchy?
She got throw off a car onto a pavement which gave her some complication
Which also why she is so smol
wouldnt guys constantly be jacking off in the strip club if they didnt kill you
O h
Even tho she is 5 years old now
so round
Wouldn't that be like really really awkward?
That's not a cat, that's a dough with legs
To be fair
ive seen a lot of guys that just dont care about whats awkward or not
She shall become bread
Yeah, they get deferred by the big sledgehammer the strippers would use to bash their heads in
what's the point of stripclubs
Car
A place where you can be horny and do nothing about it
Fuel it
My guess
You get to watch cute guys

Social gooning
guys?
Ye
Like im not even disappointed that you jacked off in a club but more of
You have girls walking around and uh could just lap dance but naw
Jorkin it alone
Girls?
That's better
wait i thought the busting from a lapdance thing was a joke
ew ewwwwwwwwww
youre sitting in those chairs man
Wait, aren't you that twink from yesterday?
EWWWWWWWW
perchance
I still gotta nap on you like a housecat
@timber oxide
Fuck off
You seeing this shit?
What shit?
In the most inconvenient time so you're forced to just sit there for 2 hours
do we now get to watch pyr murder cup?
Look man
I know Pyr would never ever
Do such terrible thing
invade other faction to get gas 
To such a nice fellow
Uranium
Yummy
I want to snack on som uranium rocks
20 billion calories...
Artillery when
Enough to last me for a lifetime....

I would never do such a thing to a nice fellow 
Thankfully you're not a nice fellow 
not yet due to the lack of rangers
Light snack
But
I will give you a melon
rahh 81 more hours
Brb I gotta grind my cyber or smth
Ok I will let you live this time
youll regret it
If I do he'll give me another melon
ill giv you 3
Infinite melon glitch
Can I have a nibble...
Maybe?
If I were to log in to Warframe just ONCE per day to get daily rewards I'd have gotten them ALL and instead im jsut on 109 ;c
Hi Dry
I sent you a thing recently
hI Dry 
I haven't been doing anything in the past few days because I was getting drunk and then recovering from being drunk 
What the fuck, why did Discord not only not open the DM, but also never notify me????????????
Heya
i need a game to nolife real bad
Kenshi
kenshi too tedious i cant ever play it too long
Not only do I hate Sorties, I hate these even more
quasimorph
waiting to play with some people but we just released a project thing so everyone i know online is busy
whats quasimorph and also isnt caves of qud a tabletop or something
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1598780/Silly_Polly_Beast/
Kinda falls off in the second half but it's still pretty good
Embrace your inner demon or be consumed by it.
Perpetually unlucky Polly escapes a nightmarish orphanage... only to find herself trapped in the underworld.
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Hugo Award?
It's like dwarf fortress adventure mode
nah i mean i need to sink like months into a game
i know about that game sseth made a review about it
Oh mon-
Pyanodon's in Factorio.
basically my situation is like im a lighthouse keeper for a year socially while i do a big move from my hometown to somewhere else after coming back from somewhere
and all my friends left here already
Or Bob's + Angel's
and i dont want to go sit at a corner bar all day and meet people im going to be saying bye to in a year
i need premium full octane no life
Or just Krastorio 2.0 + Space Exploration :)
factorio maybe hmm
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I needc better gear ;c
i have it already but never beat it
Yeah, see

Months he can never return
@rocky turtle hiii
Sunken into quasi-actual chemical chains of material production



Frota 
hi 

person who got me to play had a lot of mods installed and i got used to them so ive played with a lot of that stuff
Pyanodon's 1 Red Science Per Minute base circa someone's run 3 years ago
While cheating to have bots be instant
You died.
You were crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.
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fuck

Come on, Aklex Riven
is aklex still the best damn
riven?
Nah, I just like it
i wonder if my fucked up kitgun is still really good
Probably? I think I had a Catchmoon one
tombfinger still works
@slim blaze check this

Why does this mod always keep me up till 5am
6/10
Bro I'm fucking hungry
how hungry
I could eat a horse
Maybe even two

man
its alright
whoever made those muspelheim challenges to kill enemies quickly or else they respawn
needs to be hanged
very lean meat
The protein content would be amazing
MUSPELHEIM MENTIONED
Fuck those fire giant assholes
worse than chicken btw
Aint no way
yes way
Horses are jacked
Don't worry about it Ivan
sniper gaming 

#Dominions6things
Who tf even eats horse??
a lot of countries eat horse
People who's social tabboos don't include eating horse?
:<
everyone saw that rocketeer go down and circled like sharks
Nice murdering
i died
Nice dying
Eh pretty weird but ig they do what they believe in.
at least they didnt get my 100k loadout

🥀

i lost the shitty arpeggio I had pulled out of a drawer somewhere
It really is shit
greetings chat, moin Ratte
Bonjour mon ami

3 and 4 is a death machine for anyone who's at mid to long range if you can aim

but like, when you're being shot from 3 different angles, that doesnt matter
Rat?
Let the guy he downed crawl away and looted the bastards body
Of course it was free loadout
Merc?
Whar is this
IKIT CLAW
Kill it

How many rats now

Lots of rats
Not gonna lie ratdad, this cheap ass loadout worked much better 


Ye I've switched from grenades to heavy ammo for shredders
Takes longer to kill but is much cheaper and I lose less
And surprisingly one snap one blaze is good enough
Now that I'm used to their attacks it's much easier to survive
You need 2-4 shots to finish off

Two of the remote grenades kills them straight up
Faster than however many bullets they take from an anvil but slightly more expensive
i love trigger nades
Funniest shit is, I did puzzle door in robotics, went to kill one shredder, heard another went to kill it and as I was doing that I hear a dude go: "You have a problem?"
So I think I'm dead
Turns out he was just asking if I need help 

Why rat crying
that one guy who rushed extract and didnt realize we were there
turns around
two raiders just standing watching him with heavy weapons
"don't shoot."
RAT UGLY CRY???? SAY SORRY RIGHT NOW

Still, skissue self report on them. You hit first 3 shots to the head and you're golden since those are gonna be your most accurate.
God forbid a weapon require you to actually aim
its insane to me how the same people that will praise the ferro and anvil for being good at killing people (if you can headshot 2x in a row) will say the rattler/argeppio is bad

Anvil one headshot and one body shot is enough *(for light shield)
But if I'm specifically pvp'ing I prefer the certainty of renegade/venator
I mean I understand that a high power rifle/pistol is gonna be what people like, especially the people who are looking to ambush you with 1/2 shots and not get into any real risk.
But the way its the same people who use the requires aim guns that complain about the more versatile requires aim guns is funny
I just like ferro/anvil because I do almost exclusively pve
I can do PvP okay with them if I need to
I'd need to actually be into PvP on a regular basis to see what grey/green guns I like best for that
Comparing them to maxed out blue options isn't really fair
I mean the reason the pvp guns are stitcher, anvil, and toro are because they're cheap
and a lot of the pvp happens at close range
Cheap and exceptional in their niche
I never got anything good
each person with an anvil that tries us at anything past short range just loses hard
I've used free load out stitcher to great effect for PvP
Up at your face very few weapons beat stitcher
easy enough
Yeah anvil you gotta either have first shot or cover advantage
Otherwise you're just standing there waiting for second shot
yeah, the anvils really good at short-medium
ok fuck you
but if you dont down a guy, anything is better
Same with il toro tho
Also one thing about the rattler I've noticed.
Cycling the second shot feels like forever
rattler dude is gonna absolutely murder you if you dont down him before he can spot you
People think the reload is longer than it is due to how it loads
ehhhh
you can fire, reload 2 shots, fire
Level 1 its full reload is half the time of the kettle

so you can empty the damn thing, push aggressively while reloading, and keep up a rate of fire that keeps people thinking you're fully loaded
Shredders showing up at the most inopportune time during a fight in stella montis
What being poor in chems so I cant craft nades does to me 
I'm always poor in oil and the blue compound
i still need to go to montis
I make lots of blaze and trigger nades
One more leg and Im done with stella 
Are you doing expedition?
trailblazer nades kill bastions/bombardiers in like a single grenade each if you manage to keep the thing underneath them
Yeah grinding parts
You're gonna need a bunch of pink parts from Stella for level 4



NECESSE!!!!!!!!!!!

varkas pre-reveal teaser has him dual wielding

Bro you can't hit me with something like this ass soon as I exit an exam hall

So ? Dual WGS for varka?
That's sick
I'll boot up genshin tonight
It's been a month
This time I've brought my controller with me
No more jank kbm

breakpoint is 6 bucks


morning rat
yuhh
i awake at a time uncommon for me
cuz my POWER went out for a moment which caused my beloved fan to turn off
I'm going to gen your shin
im going to impact you with a brick to the skull

I'm so hungry i could eat a
I haven't eaten since last night
And last night's dinner was fucking vodka and rum and coke
yoo didnt got that one 
fun game
Would play it with you
@slim blaze @forest acorn @pallid sapphire
Woah
This is the best one I think
bday is approaching and i am going to treat myself a gift 


very nice
💱 2,358 MXN (Mexican Peso) :flag_mx: is equal to 131.46 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:


And then I'll binge it and JJK s2 on crunchy roll in a month
its your fault uno
unfortunatly i wasnt able to buy them for crimas
so the discount for the dual stick set is gone
but this one should last up to my bday

the conversion is bellow it
130 is not that bad
and even if it was dolla
prime buys things that price on a regular
But it's Prime 

He's our Ted after Ted is gone
ted but finish
💱 288 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 5,166.36 MXN (Mexican Peso) :flag_mx:
hmm

That's the pre shipping cost of my current sticks, but I need to add like 30+ for tariffs

I am NOT going over there
@pallid sapphire
Because 100% I wasn't gonna be the one paying the tariff 
i would really like to try out ace with a hottas
yeah thats what she calls me
heavy time 
Kawaiii
me rn

nice
wait where are u?
just some espionage questt
would make it an excellent pve gun
with medium ammo it does the same damage as the anvil/ferro, so with heavy ammo it'd have the same pen as those two guns
im under the quicksloots
actually huge
Phoenix brigade class is awesome

a bit above average 
the vest states AP reloading -2 AP
4 whole places above average?
when dooes that apply cause it doesnt ?
how many classes and mercs u unlocked
when u put ammo in belt slots

mers like 9 and classes 6 or 7
dont look like ammo to me 
yeah ok
4 out of 10
it's in the middle point of being 'above average'
also is this list of 20 guns including the guns that only work against arc?
dunno who it was yesterday who said it was 15 guns, not 20
if it's 6/15 then it's even closer to the middle
there are 20 guns in the game. The Rattler is the 6th fastest player killing gun in the game.
It's 21 not counting hull crackers.

well I stand by what I said
never won with a rattler
never lost against a rattler
wait actually I think I won one fight with the rattler.
remind me to drop you that osprey later
if memory serves I outsniped a ferro guy with it
BETRAYAL
The rats...betrayed you?
Impossible
become rat

Smite them
which leads to another good point. Rattler has a higher damage drop off range than the ferro too
all the peasants were passed out at the bar
one down
two down
chad Kiume killed them with a vine arrow
Damn thats a giant rat
easiest defense in my live
LORGE RAT
that sounds counterintuitive as fuck lol
you'd think the gun with the more powerful ammo and the longer barrel would perform better at long range
idk, all the shit ass pipe guns having lower range than you expect is pretty solid
the actual outlier is how good the renegades range is compared to the other "battle" rifles
can't be worse than a top-loaded chauchat frankenstein monster
in other news
a winrar is they
this one died, at least
this class is really good on 1 merc 
This class is PEAK
throwing/melee-stealth class

how many rats
2 rn
too little
i know have a shotgun sniper
there should be at least 15
1 tunnel rat equal in power to 1 billion rats
there's always someone brave enough to invade the prison pocket
FIH
with hand implant its gonna get +3 

well you already failed on that last part, maybe next year is your year


I wonder if he'll start actually killing people in his videos
damage penalty btw
crit damage :
it's only the natural progression of all the bullshit he's been doing
the moment he does shit like "hunting terrorists for a million dollars" there is no going back
which i would be VERY interested in 
mrbeast becoming a nonkids channel
i dont care how interesting it is, I'm not watching a mr beast video
someone else will do it better and more authentically anyway
@carmine laurel
last thing i watched was his amazon prime series
cuz i legit had nothing else to watch
lmao
legit makes me double check every fucking time
3 pink items in my pack and suddenly they start moving like people
when i see one of em
tumbleweed coming into my vision to make me think someone is running by
Also 100% convinced I saw an actual ghost in game yesterday
Let'so demonic cheese maker
was heading for extract on blue gate, taking a massive loop cause I had a ton of good shit. See a raider standing on the broken highway. Like, full on, I can see they're using that skin with cone hat and ninja sword. Dive behind a car cause they're aiming at me, pop out, and they're gone. Climb up to where they are, nothing, no tumble weeds, no person
cobra time 

why does mro want to extract
schizo raiders
doge I was so paranoid the rest of my extract
worst part is I went back and checked my recording software
one of which happened while me and mbo were duoing
and I swear to you theres a dude there that vanishes when I go for cover
you found the arc raiders equivalent of the g-man
oh right
maybe it was a late spawn that didnt load in right or some thing
we were on buried city and heard people fighting in the metro hole
we heard ppl fight in the south metro at buried city
ye
waited until the very end of the raid to go in there
then we go in
no one was there

@pallid sapphire cobra time 
waited till last 2 minutes
man the worst thing thats happened to me at buried city was I didnt make it to extract in time
and the game didnt end
Was having breakfast when suddenly
Earthquake alarms go off 
so I was just stuck in the post nuke buried city for like 7 minutes

trying to find a hatch key to escape with
be safe
lol
doge I shit you not
I spent nearly 10 min running from arc and trying to find a way out
What happen to ted
I missed the cannon event
bro broke the loophole
I've found that if you're not on the ground floor you survive it
did the game eventually end on its own or did you die to arc
was about to ask
???????
I do not enjoy quakes ruining my breakfast 
I breached a security door and it kicked me to speranza
Ffs
He moved on
Yeah, if you're on a higher level than the ground and in cover, you survive the nukes arrival
people dont want to do 2+ relics
so if you are somehow airbone when the timer hits 0
smh
I've survived it 4 times now














