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its a shame he became pregnant
FEDDY
yes
in this session i had :
-a pseudo bounty on my head where everyone focused me on FFA mode
-people copying my loadout and failing to play it 
-shittalking in chat
-emoting me when they kill me AND SOMETIMES EVEN DYING WHILE DOING SO 
-a moron who was following me everywhere trying to kill me but failing to do so 

Tbf telling people that play cod or fortnite to not complain is like telling fh players to not complain even when they are winning
forza horizon?
I could be going 40 and 1 in for honor and still complain
did you see my clip :>
yes
oh for honor
yey
Never played it or any other racing game but wouldn't be surprised if it is the same situation
environmental story telling:
raider gunfire
bastion gets alerted
bastion BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
raider flare
Its funnier when u are only a min in the raid and see an entire team die to a bastion
HOLY JUMPSCARE
Fuck I need the SpongeBob picture for this rn
that time i got 2 kills from 1 shot 
Oh here it is
I should call her...
rip
would be cool if you could 'determine cause of death' of a KO'd raider so you could know if it was arc or another raider
anything but tellin me if we gon play outlast or not
no we are not playing outlast today Birb
lean down, roll body over, entire face is missing: "Yeah that's an shotgun wound probably"
-# make that day 3...
wait what
someone uses the pump-action shotgun? 
I was gonna do my fallout dailies then maybe go play some avatar
me 
but I also want to do shopping within the hour
also I got 3 new perfumes and I'm very spoilt and happy
and it'd still only say "knocked out", not dead
day n+1 of birb not playing arc with me and doge
burnout
Anvil and Toro combo 
AFTER ONE GAME?
ready playerd one
fuckin hell man
I roll the shithead anvil+stitcher combo
it was the only game i played in november
me after getting locked in a room with 3 fireballs
now I'm doing renegade+stitcher to mix it up a little 
he speedran this game with sam
i played more than her
even worse then i know

p!gerara
breaking news: burnout happens differently to other people??
That language is not supported.
fuck you liberty prime
whatever loser
puts another 300 hours into skyrim like a madman
YOWAI
YOWAI
actually, even better
oh ye
another kino time
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holy shit this is 10 years old already
(also funny note: this video was posted on a tuesday.)
Crimes
he is a riven player
you're gonna get me? heh... get in line buster...
death
that time i got ptsd from a radio in project silverfish
BIP BA BIP BABABA BIP BABABAP DURURURUM 🗣️
wait what was the ptsd
the music
-# dododod do dooo
explain 
spinal staircase
ye
when you go down
before you fight minon
minon
i will not fix that
minon prime
banana
he was a fucking kid
conflicting stories
the wizard council will hear about this
oh this reminds me
bit failed
birb did you see the dispatch wallpaper i've found the other day
ye
nvm then
elf
Are they fucking?
no it was just this
Eh
time for a casual comfort run in bam dattlegrounds
enough stressing over snowballs and rocketeers
there's not one doge cs clip that doesn't look as if he's playing against paid actors like what the fuck is that
time to get merked by a free loadout with a kettle and a mouse macro
its 90% smurfs
these clips are the 10%

i am so close to killing discord
BUY NITRO BUY NITRO BUY NITRO
fuck off
i just wanna send my clips man
How about you kill yourself instead 
gift from frend :0
more like torture method
thats some terrible censoring
why the fuck DAYZ
because i like hunting humans :)
This game is still alive?
this is actually peam
bet its just the rp servers
40k on steam rn
i'm so fucking scared
yo mom

I like getting unexpected gifts
but this time I'm asking for family to just send me money so I can buy nioh 
this why I don't do it
wtf
https://youtu.be/B94ZJnI-jM8?si=y3ZFJCWZeoMe5qvU @rocky turtle whilst waiting i share peak
Warning: It's peak.
engineer's aura killed him
Engi should enter the aura farming tournament
turns out i had one of your repo clips saved

doge saved us
scooby doo ass
which one
the dancing
hold on the search function for windows broke
got myself a christmas gift
there it is
Dancing with the newts
i have so many clips i have yet to share

mainly because i dont think they're interesting enough to be shared here but they make me laugh
thats what i do
go nuts
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All rights to Croteam
currently playing it with frens
its mainly things sam say that i find funny and save
anyway tunguska suite

This is peak braindeath I love it
@timber oxide
anyway heres a elden ring clip when i forced @proper coral to give me items
i meant to send it to him earlier
The way I know im close to suffering a seizure is the fact I feel like playing dayz rn
I should start clippin shit
objective accomplished returning to my world
I just witnessed a guy doing the Apollo mission to destroy arc with grenades
they used trigger nades on a hornet
and failed
he drunk the flask that makes you fade away
dude i am a mouse named Lord Hapsburg the Fourth i am so confused
dogman summoned again
what the fuck
I have a couple BF 6 clips I just yap too much and it includes my voice so I'd rather not
i really gotta stop slackin on iris
is that springlock species back yet
I was about to yell at you because I'm busy, but that's a good clip
i hear heavy wind that is shaking my balcony bars 
that could only mean 1 thing brb
I have one BF cinematic clip thats ruined from me yapping 
no
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It hasn't snowed in three years here
A single inch here and im off work cause they dont know how tf to drive in snow
enables steam recording
most uneventful arc raiders run in the history of mankind
Its the best benefit living in a place that doesnt really get snow is that they overreact here and u always get off work/school
holy shit new coreyladdo animation
its been eons
Hope.
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@rocky turtle it is such a shame your allies can't go with you to next level
I "unpacked" 2 stripper bots and gave them OP shit i found in the level itself
I had a literal goon squad
I'm most comfortable with 4-5 inches but everyone's different
oh wait you're talking about snow
nvm
clam down
Me and 2 stripper bots in full power armor with enregy weapons
is one of them fisto
literally what the fuck are these things
they are shell
but alive
ocean weird
Confused it with oysters was about to say weird yet tasty but nvm
I just love this round start animation so much
love the renegade
goo morning
I loved it when I used it in the beta but I unironically cant find one to save my life
GOO!?
sup slime
normally i would say no to all of the prime assets
but god damn liliya
Oop

Accidental double tap
yoink
base
you havent even DONE her trial you cant agree yet
or maybe you can?
i cant decide that
It always starts with something colliding with us then later on explains it will happen in 5 million or so years
Hey, my game Slasher's Keep is still <€5 for #steamwintersale2025! Why don't you treat yourself to one more Christmas present before calling it a year.
isnt this that game reggie or kleaper played
that is horribly unbalanced as fuck
this looks cool but i got dizzy watching it
weird-ass key run wtf
I mean unless they nerf it getting those grenades will always be nice
sure, but
2 common guns 
won't complain about the renegade either
but it was weird seeing 2 common guns in the lockers inside the power rod room
now it's time to jinx myself by bringing in a better augment
Rather make stuff then open power rod rooms ngl

someone else took him down but they couldn't revive me
at least that bitch won't get my items 
U already opened the door and accidently gave the random guy a payday im assuming
no
raid had just started
I was otw from ruby residences to the power generation complex
Late raid and ran into a rate
not a late raid either
Truly a peak experience
bro was just being a moron
2 mins into raid, bro wanted pvp
I think he was free loadout, too
oh wait no
he used 2 shield recharges
so he wasn't a free loadouter
Pvp with actual kits is always more fun then with free load outs ngl
I gotta get up
Outta bed
Get my phone charger and plug it in
And i dont wanna
Life sucks
I never initiate pvp which enables chuds to just magdump me with stitchers while my back is turned and I have no weapon on my hands
Real
sometimes, the chud is extremely bad at the game
for example:
I'm overencumbered, moving slowly, and he misses most of his shots at point blank range

Its kinda weird cause a lot of pvp chuds are actually horrible at the game
Dont mind the free stuff tho tbh
lucky me because I found a wolfpack in a secure locker at hydrodomes
yea that's hilarious
whenever I get an actual chance at fighting back, I win
I also wasn't aware the toro was this good
two shots lmao
then again it's a fuckin shotgun at 1 meter
it should demolish ppl with light shields.
Ik some say the community is pretty nice but tbh I get called more racial slurs then when I used to play cod
I mean I shit on two teams after one tried to 3rd party me solo and they call me bad and start screaming it
yooo
the last time I killed a guy in pvp (before this one) was in stella montis and the bro just threw every gamer word he knew in spanish at me while holding the surrender button
it was funny because his voice eventually cut off as his character went a mimir
in the middle of his slur yap

The game is somehow managing to bring back old cod a little bit
yea
I still feel a little bad cause my teammate didnt even get to participate in the fight before he got downed, tho he still survived through it all
Eh maybe I should be happy instead since I managed to make sure he didnt get finished off in the fight
!gex
Since when was azu a brainfart exile?

he came out as a riven player in league so I banished him to #🎪bruh-fart
you're not a riven player... are you?
Fair enough, valid reason.

Not really, I havent played league in years.
what is riven
a curse upon mankind
aw fiddlesticks
I do recall she always has fanart with a slime for some reason...
mad max
not rly
Fiddlesticks has such an amazing thematic update
🧐
Oh I dont even play league thank God im not exiled to hell
Lol wtf the LMC black hole is a performance hog.
Who is this..riven

I only know funny neeko
side lanes without the cubby
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that gif is older than most people in this chat
Ah so the bullshit go dude

and league was never the same again
items
Answer
and people learning more of her """"""mechanics""""""
Nuke all items

smth smth sundered sky
I blame riot
Rito
Gonna Darius mid lane to spite
riven is so busted rn that even riven players are saying she is busted this season
WHICH IS A FIRST BTW
if riven mechanics are bugs then like what the fuck is animation cancelling an autoattack a bannable exploit
how do you know that?

R>q1>aa>w>aa>q2>aa>e>aa>q3
Hey hey grim
from noarmwhatley's latest video
he talked to alois who was a former riven otp
not like every bruiser in the game plays like that i mean
and even he said "yeah riven is busted rn"

i don't understand league player complaints dude it's absurd
I'm watching you
you want me to send you the whole video 
its how i learned
i do not play riven
dw
Rek'Sai my beloved
It does NOT start with a R
**i have been suffering on top lane for a whole year cuz of the nerf
**
riot finally threw a bone
Is that a catfish?
yes but everyone refuses to call him one
A zesty catfish
and calls him a frog / toad instead
Looks like something right out of Hungry Shark.

okay I will not continue this joke
I like living
Jungle 
Warwick
ye
briar is simple
you press w
you stay afk for 5 secs
either get kill or die
simple

I was playing jungle Darius and it worked 
play lillia and make people (yourself) suicidal
warwick requires a bit more skill then briar
if he gets used to it ye
ww is better
What's the one uhhhhh
Thirst trap assassin?
because briar is easily countrable
Yeah
she's hard to play
and that yea


Garen is BORING
shame he has no monster damage
but for some reason gave monster damage to ornn instead
same here
Wait back to Darius next match, shoved garen in a corner with BARBED WIRE

Jungle and mid is what I would like to do 
Though I don't see myself playing league alot 
I played it for like 2 days haven't gone back
farm > farm > farm > farm > team complains > /mute all > farm > farm > farm
top lane is peak solo queue experience
you are forgotten 90% of the time
so its mostly 1v1 with the occasional 1v2 if jungle ganks
Real, everytime I see the enemy jungle gank top I just laugh
free enemy jungle farm for me

its hilarious to me that jungle just decides "im gonna help top lane this game"
meanwhile they just 1v2 like nothing
yep
to be honest there are only few champs who gets a a buff in level 20
for example tk is not one of em
he only gets like 100 or smth ish hp
and 0.15 as
Lvl 20 Soraka
i wonder if league wiki updated them for level 20 

relatable
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G9ci_1bWsAAAlMW?format=png&name=medium vintage story/witchfire
Mfw I summon the calamity cuz I ate a bad shroom

dont worry hes walking to a scarlet rot swamp next
bet bro doesn't have any miracles
Dayz moment (the amount I am wanting to play DayZ is a problem)
trump found in the lake of rot WITHOUT Flame, cleanse me.
asked to leave the lands between
just dm'd my doctor for my drugs
dead chat
im gonan steal your drugs and sell them
australian cheating the new years smh
speedrun
spun

were'nt you gonna do your fal,lout dailies
yeah but you're old
so time goes faster
it only taks like 20-30 minutes
call me clockwise the way i be countering all your excuses
I refuse

I'm old
deage 30 years
you are the youngest calf ever
It's a shame what happened to Azu

man this shit's gonna suck for the sinners isnt it
piss role aboosin power smh smh
draw a winter lantern and that will change
No
I still have to finish this piece
And then I have another one
And then, maybe
I might or might not
Draw someone's eldritch horror
If they pay me with one 
Hmmm
what
I dont understand, so im just gonna nod
i do not recognize the bodies in the water
Well, since I didn't go insane while drawing, time to go insane while trying to squeeze more ability strength on Oberon
this is my strongest warrior
WHERE IS VERG AND CHARON

theres her
oh shit i didnt realize update was already out
another sleeper agent
Hello friends
I have been released for the new years
I will be muted for 3 more days tomorrow
Bonjour mon Ami etapomom

What nice new years gift
Surely nothing bad happens


just trying to be nice, could've also just muted you for 3 1/2 days right after
Can I do it?

Is it all really because of league?
that was the initial reason? damn
i just did it because of entertainment
It was all for the lol s
nah, i made a deal and kinda have to upkeep it, somewhat
i know you'd torture it for fun lmao
As far as I know, yes

exile this retard for league too
brother i told you 
what you saying fuck me for
all of that convo started because ivan pinged all of us
showing off league ost
look, either way, it was deserved most likely
No
yes
See that's why I say you're a part of the problem
Yeah I don't fucking play this slop
hence you do not understand this punishment
you play worse slop
No, there is no worse slop than league
so technically yeah you don't play that slop you're right
How dare you attribute my stupidity to him?!
if you knew you would understand
You forgot I used to play this slop
Tarkov
you do not know the current riven
I do understand and I do think that if you guys are serious, which I hope you're not, but you are stupid so who knows, then this is just fucking silly
I will have my revenge
fat fucking chud
sure, in 3.5 days

This is like the stupidest fucking reason to act offended about
offended about what
You'll have to become a helper first 
About playing a character in a stupid fucking video game
pissname azu 
an even greater punishment
deserved either way
serious or not
I'd rather kill myself
No it is not
yes it is
I see what y'all did to siren
you fat chud
Fate worse than exile
Then you will never have your revenge


dont understand why you are so worked up about this
im worked up alright
if it was me you would've gave 0 fucks
cause no one gives a fuck about you
No I would've actually gave a fuck

fat chud
exactly
Freedoge
freeme
You don't understand that I used to be a moderator/admin on a different server and "exiling" someone for shits and giggles would've gotten you removed from moderation over there
Neigh
He would not survive a day in there
i agree
No one deserves such fate
demote the furtard

That's why I'm so upset about it

too bad this isn't that other server
shit server then
this is offtopic mfer
you will get yo dick sucked here
take yo sensitive ass back to newbies
We should exile all league players to #🎪bruh-fart , except doge
Bro, GAMMA mods abuse more than I ever could and noone gets mad about, chill


exile them to warthunder channel
something similar was said in brainfart but about going here instead
I'm not gonna be sorry for not being an absolute dickhead even though I'm pretty sure most people think I am one
Imma be in all honesty
it's even funnier that way

you get gems like these
Yeah but that guy had a reason to be exiled
dude was claiming he was stalked by a dude who was here for longer and was like 5 years younger than him
you can see why the account is deleted
Anyways the moral of the story is to not play league of legends
I remember I kicked out a guy from #🔨base-gamma-support and he threatened to take down GAMMA

And brainfart is a fate worse than death

i think i know the one
my mental state right now fr fr fr
Does anyone still have the screenshot
That's the moral of any story even if it doesn't mention league
was it this guy
the fuck
Lemme find it, I think Dry sent it to me 
i think this message is even funnier
that dude was very funny to watch
and him saying that i was once cool with him (i have no clue who that person is), makes it even better
Behold chat, pure mald:
who was this dude?
was he the one that made the iedy edit or smth?
LMFAO
went from
report to grok (he did that once before already apparently) => i am going to run this server to the ground => i am going to hack the mainframe by doing pg13 things to jars of mayo
some retard who kept asking about gamma here and got exiled to brainfart
@proven tundra og
oh
nothing of value has been lost
anyway
1 day
What the heck
It's
Not me
1 day until the endofyearing happens
grom
@ grok is this true

tf is that?
bro probably ruined a gmod server with 5 people and thought he was mr robot
mr jeker 😎
ledy whore is still my fav one
what was he going to do? put his glory hole out of service and move to a different server?
i mean, what even are those messages
who was the cornball that did that?
I don't fuckin know, dude was already malding in base support
some russian dude

Oh
Heloooo
ah fuck no, another python script kiddie spamming nonsense
Also sup
it was good tho
im wanted for being too damn
Delivery too slow
for fuck's sake whats the name of the birthday thingy
Where did you get that number
Ikr
grim
Not tuf
it says jun

You call helpers pissnames, shut your bitch ass, shit name up


so you're lyming
that one makes sense
im an exile
all helpers drink piss of retards
now im lyming
no im lyming
maybe we are all lyming
Fr
June is not 5 days ago
I don't fucking know the names of english months, I ain't americant
Maybe the lyming was the friends we made along the way
where were you from ?
lyming topic
its janua februmarcaprjunjulyspetoctnovemdecembr
can't use that excuse here
actual retard moment

Lymingfart
Good morning chatters
hi letuc
lettuce
good 1:27 AM
i am free now
5:28
7:28
go to sleep
6:28
no
Happy to hear of your freedom
your circadian rythm is in shambles
no
11:28
1228
09:58
it's been like that for years now
making shit up
brother if you're gonna use the 12 hour format at least specify if its AM or PM smh
just use your brain
thats just called guessing smh
fuck 12 hour format
Yeah indian uses utc +5:30
all my homies use 24 hours
?

I'm using the 24h format
a day has 24 hours
not 1228
fuck you harmonius canine

death
7:29
loser
simple as that
deal with it
no am or pm bs
<t:1767155393:F>
damn is 🤣 🎉
that just says my local time
me
me
you're already too late
lies
we are literally hours away from you
Like japan and islands past it
yes because its unix
i think lettuce is the furthest
Or like the eastern tip of Russia
we dont have a japanese here right ?
we did
oh wait
im in japaning
depends on the zone

It haslike 11 time zones
furthest then
we had patrick
he wasn't japanese but he lived there iirc
also japan time isnt even that far
i got sum boiled prawn
Prawm
why
who?
well currently lettuce is the furthest between all of us online rn
Was that the guy I made the ms pain "patvic" image for?
he'd drunk text me how much he liked me
i love how no one remember his until they see that one copy pasta meme of his
its 10 am for him rn
😭
its 1232
for me
always
south australians
Yess
doesn't aus share a timezone with japan?
im in the middle of the map
so technically my timezone is the correct one
most countries (asides from china) use different time zones in their territories
ya
this is real and true
new zealand
new zealand











