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OH what would have been cool is putting the eyes peeking out of the view slit of the sarcophagus
ah well
im not doing that, and i dont want to now
Tried to pick up a 'dud', shit went off
words to live by
Now he's gonna face the new year without two fingers lmao
skill issue
shouldve thought about what he was doing more
is there even a safe window to pick one up like i feel that if it doesn't go off at the start it's effectively become a proximity mine
or just not used his hands, and idk like, used a tool or something
i wouldn't use fireworks tho i might be a buffoon but i'm not out of this world idiotic
its similar to hangfires, just wait for a while, and then pray to god nothing happens when you try to do something about it or fix it
i think
idk i never really thought about it
but really, just think about it, be reasonable, dont just go "Imma go pick up this here dud, nothing can go wrong, im totally gonna be able to count to ten without using my dick after this"

Saw this gammer saying he's companions, though present at the outset, lacked the resolve to persist, and their association with him dissolved before the passage of a mere two days
The Voices are getting louder
did u quasimorphed today? 
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wot 
yes WoT,Worlf of Warships and Warthunder
what are other 17? 
non existant

mekanism

eh
mekanism is actually simple
what the fuck does this mean
Mekanism my beloved
Great till you have to balance your fission reactor and steam turbine
I haven't touched on tech mods since IndustrialCraft 2 and Buildcraft
I feel so fucking out of my league
So much is familiar, and yet nothing is the same

compared to buildcraft, mekanism is pretty simple
having actual GUIs makes it way nicer
you dont have to guess what the fuck is happening

Mek is like Lego, if you know the chain of production you just click blocks together and it works
I'm still trying to figure out how the hell i'm supposed to move my shit from a chest into a logistics pipe
So I can automate my biofuel gens
oh
Its one of those things not greatly explained 
That are very basic stuff you need
It has few modes so learn them
yeah this is uhhhh
What a depressing month... seems appropriate for such a depressing year.
This is simple as it gets 
Most use this tool sees is configuring pipes and rotating stuff
You want to do faces in GUI anyway
craftoria
ok what class should i play in darktide today?
and NO not psyker
ogryn
also anyone want to join me? 
Separator 
Yes
You get jet pack tho
The only thing that makes it worth it 😭
so does anyone want to play glorptide with me?
unless trianqren is going to join out of the blue like usual

@obsidian sun 
@quiet abyss @obsidian sun ❤️
Good evening chatters
whos the third one


you ig
oh wait I can't coutn

let the slopthrough bening
Imperial units of distance
The Vegas that is New?
is that wild card modpack u playing?
no
@quiet abyss vc? @obsidian sun
What path are you choosing courier
deleted everything
you can see im playing retard
so which one is that 
and u can't join vc cuz of that?
Big Iron and siding with Caeser then?
Killing everyone on sight?
Caesars in the flight logs
@quiet abyss darktide?

what modpack u playing? 
hi goon
viva new vegas
with salvo and some other mods
hi fruity 
Aight kys
Oh wait it's frota
Not flop

I was going to do the command

you play it?
no i was talkin with trian and he said you play it
oh yeah im playing with trian rn
i got 2 defense missions on jupiter for my proxy
i need to drink some vodka before doing it
no, i dont really want to talk rn, besides im usually silent when playing darktide
so it would literally be crickets
i almost got one done but game crushed 
and you?
I need something to do goddamn
:D
I'm going to go gaga crazy
im debating playing it
also i dont need any medicine in near future 
i wanna do new stuff but idk if I need to make a new save
and give the starting data to ancom or whoever
i saw that, silly
i love sunglight coven guns
who did ya give the starting data to
@slim blaze @pallid sapphire @zealous depot also dont forget that enemies can use implants too 
realware for buffalo of course
they got quests too
hey it's the funny refrence
god bless that explosion resist 
ye
not much diffirent from uranium fever
is it the one with like
3 floors of hell and a billion qmorphs thrown at you
while killing realware guys
and orbital bombing in the end

yoooo implant backpack and yellow chip 

Good morning chatters

aalright brena daudi killed no hits ez
got reminded that even on GMGOW the game is ez once you know that parrying is OP and virtually 90% of dmg can be parried @proven tundra@obsidian sun

but it still can take multiple minutes for some fights
when enemies are 1 or 2 levels above
gg
what took me many tries the first time I played to kill brena daudi and get to that point
I did in like less than 3
I just found a chest I missed the first time
ggs

as fun as axe combat is
learning to properly space out enemies and just fisting everything so u get to max stun
is even more fun
I am 120% glad I downloaded god of war again this shit is pure peak fellas

@forest acorn 2 defense mission done 
i think i will continue
and shoutout to countering blast
probably my favourite weapon skill out of the 3 weapons kratos can use @quiet abyss
anything that can fire is just no longer a threat and can even be used to dmg other enemies
tbh grim is offtopic dry
just the geyer version
never played god of war :( i wouldnt know XD
*gayer
HOMO

u should play 2018
its so goooood
Cried at the ending

too bad
give chip
better*
I've only played gow 1+2 on the ps2
They were pretty good
No fancy boy to yell at

I like god of war 2018
but
the fluidity of ragnarok
is just something else
everything just feels nicer and smoother somehow
props to santa monica
Mash "O" bathhouse scene
wrong one
all good loot that i got from sbn defense was from MY BOYS 
i love dilthey
whose
ok so can anyone who plays darktide as ogryn around here tell me what blessings for heavy stubber?

idk, I just use shield and walk forward

no red orbs in 2018 :(
Anime - Initial D
Song - Speed Lover
Artist - Speedman
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honestly
half the enemies I'm fighting
I just fist to death
becomes even more OP with blue stun arrows
@slim blaze i think that new one

troo
no no I said it well
its you whos taking it out of context
fine punching to death

@forest acorn spoils of war 

how is you doing? 
idling
The Australian government banned an episode of Dora the Explorer for promoting the idea that spiders aren't scary or harmful. Your nation had more species of venomous spiders than nonvenomous spiders and more poisonous/venomous insects overall than regular insects. And let's not get started on the aquatic wildlife. The most venomous fish and cephalopod on the planet both exist in Australian waters, the Stone Fish and Blue Ringed Octopus respectively. You have the heaviest reptile on the planet with the Salt Water Crocodile. There are sharks in the water, there are giant Elephant Seals, the highly venomous Irukandji jellyfish, feral Camels, giant Cane Toads, and a host of other deadly creatures that probably haven't been identified yet. Finally you have Emus, a bird that somehow won a literal war against your military in the early 20th century. In addition to this there is the Wombat, whose evolutionary adaptation was to develop a booty so thicc that it could literally twerk predators to death with it by throwing it back on their heads into the roof of its burrow. There is the Koala which is arguably the dumbest mammal alive and cannot recognize its primary food source if it is not on a branch, feeds on the one plant that is wholly unsuitable for consumption, and is an asymptomatic carrier of Chlamydia which it can transmit to its handlers if touched. The wildlife in your nation is either over the top scary and potentially deadly or the most ridiculous creature in the world, there hardly any in between. I could keep going and mention the mayhem of Neil the Seal or the time in 2019 when a possum broke into a bakery and ate a whole box of jelly donuts before being found with the least repentant look ever seen on an animal, but I think I've made my point. Australian wildlife is a mess of terrifying and wonderus beasts that are beyond the scope of normal, and should be acknowledged and celebrated as such.
Oh fuck off

me when I trip 3 shriekers in a row cause i've found hell in an ancient city
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY IN THIS ONE SPOT
Done so good clearing this out
@flat violet @oblique belfry @obsidian sun
What mod pack
bro saw falco and instantly pinged him
do you just do @ and ping whos on top
@oblique belfry
wow
like this probably


yasu u aint one of em dw
who would even hate yasu
i have a feeling one of those have a nickname starting with X

no i ping him sometimes
I had one coworker who didn't like working with me once
cockrider ?
@frozen void gae
Cause I didn't let her nap lol
sushi time
holy 
She would go upstairs to the oncology office when we were working weekends to "secretly" nap when it wasn't busy and I would call randomly with dumb questions

There's always shit to do woman
Stop slacking lol
Holy based

rat was working as doctor?
FAX
walter rat

Craftoria
thats still good tho

I enjoy it
time to learn how to stitch socks
I'll ask mom
Keeper of Tonics and Ointments

Ass creams and ball powders
just bullied some stupid plague ogryn
My favorite to smell was phenytoin liquid
Orange creamsicle
I might need one of those 
Carbemamazepine liquid was my second favourite
Also orange creamsicle
Hmmm what is it with anti convulsants and being orange flavour

You can also get ball powder in spray form
But we just slap on label on that
Not as fun
holy shit
can you believe it guys
2026
just a day away
JFC
2 days 
the ever nefarious timezone:
because may was boring
im a september fella
your parents had nothing to do on new years
Yeah
thats why new years
That's why he said YOUR parents were bored
d a m n
ykyk
he gets it, he was bored three times already
YOUR PARENTS HAD SEX 
i was just a "passing time" thing
My older daughter is November
Valentine's Day

i mean 90% of the sex i had was "we have nothing else to do" so yeah its mostly a passing time thing 
Dang
I always had sex cause it felt great and it was all I thought about until uhhhh
Hmmmm
"You were born because your mom and dad had nothing else to do" is a great insult
even though its 90% what happened

i mean it feels great, but yeah
mostly happened because bored
your dad was too lazy to rub it in the window curtain
excuse me ?
You guys are born?
i just wish your dad would have jerked against a train
so you would still be on the way
okay works better in german

wait tree
i meant train
lmao
i hate when the english sectors of my brain arent started yet
happens to the best of us
real shit
Can you guys believe it
2006
Just a day away
how the fuck can russians just domesticate every animal
works best after drinking a days wage worth of liquor
I thought sex mostly happened because of passion or something
like bears or leopards
"you wanna fuck"
everybody can
its eurorptt
euroep
europe
fuck
Nah, it's boredom
fuck my life
i made friends with a wolf once, but german wolves are pretty chill most of the time
i wouldnt trust that animal any second tho, mf just wasnt hungry probably
"you got protection?"
"baby you are the one that needs protection from this beast"
could be but it can be awkward as hell
What
Azu is still exiled
#freeazu

you dont need protection when you can barely put it in 
When I'm dating someone and I'm physically attracted to them like 99% of my brain function is dedicated to how much I wanna fuck
Free azu, exile Grim
Is this how I find out I'm a sex addict
And the remaining 1% is rat memes
I just liked the intimacy
deserved for playing riven
it felt good to be somebody that someone can lean their shoulder on
we have to free azu
Maybe that's why my relationships never last
Azu did nothing wrong

Maybe you just prefer friendships with benefits

my luck so far was completely psychotic toxic relationship with awesome sex or awesome relationship that works with meh sex
opa
lol what was that
Rage bot
did i just see ragequit do its thing
look man, unstable girls are the best
SCammer autobanned

dumb fucks good
not just dumb
why are seals like this 
but its amazing to have someone with just as bad thoughts as you
I think I didn't actually regenerate my sanity

thats cool
now lets get bird banned again
How about we ban you instead, you grumpy lil fucc
you like my lil grumpiness >:)
#BanGexrdy
sadly, that would only work if you blacklist a gif he posts regularly
#BanDoge
free azu
skill issue
what was the deal
2 days exile, 3.5 muted
why tho
also fuck this christmas hat jolly time is over
whu
That explains nothing
Grim gave him exile, I saw the opportunity to piss someone off
azu ?
dark souls lore ahh explanation
Yes doge, azu

His favorite is the Goon 
for funnies or a reason ?
But was there a good reason
blacklist the words "yeg" or "yeag"
ye we were just having league talk and i thought grim exiled him for "playing riven"
That will also ban me, Sam and Doge probably
for me? no reason other than pissing someone off.
So that's just abuse
for grim? because he said something about league of legends.
yeag

worth it

I mean I agree that we should ban all league talk
morning chores done
time to ARC
But we should start with Doge not azu
aw hell nah not helping yo ass for offtopic history video
ungrateful fuck
aaaand this cunt leaked it

i became purple through stalker 2
"We investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong" 

i was cyan when i came here but became urple because i was fallout 4 posting

opening a ticket against me usually just leads to verbal abuse and baiting
That's just usual mod behavior tho, I don't need to open a ticket for that 
Anyway
#FreeAzu
#FreeAzu
I propose we free azu and exile Doge instead
Only 4 more days and you'll be getting your chinese twink back
what did he get exiled for btw?
another instance where i get a stray bullet for funies
idk, something about league of legends initially
much value lost?
we were talking about champs and how it is cbt to fight against riven
and he said "i play riven fuck you" and grimmed exiled him for funs
i mean he is exiled from here
#FreeAzu
if you scroll around a bit in brainfart, you can also see frota saying something and me responding to it
azu keeps all the boomers in check
If I will get drunk enough, I'll call doge on facetime while im pissing in a bush and i will explain the witcher lore to him in polish
that's the reason why i would never allow a brainfart history video
🏃♂️ 💨
i can do it right now tbf
We should exile all league players just to be fair
let me just go outside
if i will get drunk enough i will make a video how i shoot fireworks at a homie
ill shoot myself with a nail gun
rip half of this channel
If I will get drunk I will make a video about the joys of drunk driving
Good
Fuck y'all 
would be hell of a feed
pyson driving into a tree
me shooting people
what else could you wish for
oh right
#FreeAzu
#FreeAzu
i gave him an opportunity to accelerate the process of getting out of brainfart, he did not do it
falco saying he lost 30k men in a blink of an eye
what was it ?
if i ever get drunk im posting the minecraft jew gif again
i asked him to get me the list of samsung device tac's

I dont need to be drunk to post it
tru
I need to get drunk
hell i'd post it right now and it'd describe america perfectly
so called free thinkers

so called free thinkers when https://tenor.com/view/jews-gif-1173654304043960005
fuck i join into
Dude
#FreeAzu
I cant end this sentence
too goyim
we are entering maga territory
what did azu do
"i play riven eat shit"
da juuss
shalom shalom
Nothing
#FreeAzu
I'm gonna put #FreeAzu in my current drawing, no context
#FreeAzu
Sure, this one, why not
Besides it making me go fucking insane but that's normal
So it's literally for nothing
New phone arrived
tf u mean
😭
Daddy?
when you solo a leaper and all you get is one dang pulse unit
woah letting your hell loose
Making the map easier to read, the sensible way

great game
by making arrows with torches
yuh
GOONER
OH LAWD! THE NEW PHONE IS BIG
Homeless leaper

@timber oxide
thought this gif was broken
Brick phone
gooner
i removed it cuz it was broken
expected better
that thing is hefty, my old phone is the CAT s60 and that weighed alot, this is even more so, I love it


A proper self defence model

shut the fuck up furry
Put it in a sock and you got a homemade Morgenstern

Fuck off furry, go back to gooning to Hornet
I know you do

he is becoming power hungry
oh no

grim villain arc
we should beat it with rocks
How can you even make Hornet goonable...
simple
ask @frozen void for pics
2 simple circles

its in the iedy video sound made i think
lemme check
nevermind
he sent it himself
-# knight is better in that video btw 

did you see my creation?
Merry chirstmas @frozen void , you bug fucker you
oy fuck off
disgusting pieces of human materia
smash
JESUS CHRIST WHY IS SHE SO THICK
EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE
even put your name on it
LMAO
i think thats your name, your profile says so
that reminds me of ashi

i was right
and her dumptruck
fallout 4 headass

Okay
imagine all those dreadnought with cool names and insignias and then some dude comes on the battlefield and his one just says joe
Valentine is the most fucking humane despite being a synth
The irony
The only true way to play F4
survivor jackass
Have 3 of those lmao
Be mean to everyone

and bring valentine to shit on the brotherhood
because hes hilarious
hi mirro
Jesus Christ I hate F4 brotherhood so much
Ironically F3 brotherhood felt the best
NV was meh
F4 brotherhood makes me cringe hard
Instantly enemies

Fuck Institute, fuck brotherhood, fuck Preston Garvey and his goofy ahh hat
the duck and tuna collection must grow
YEEHAW CONFIGURED

i mean the best was probably fo1 or something
idk tho
true all factions are retarded

i always picked brotherhood because the power armor is sick, and also because their quests dont make me wanna kill myself
even if they suck

I can't wait for next month
This game I found and like is getting a big update too so..
atreus:omg thats a souleater if it kills us no hel no valhala
also atreus:we're not gonna fight that are we?
kratos: we will fight it.
atreus:why?
kratos: because youre afraid of it

kratos calling atreus a pussy
yeah cuz they play much more of a side-role there
ah yes the brotherhood of steel
the faction afraid of toasters
I just wish you could pick to side with the Enclave in FO3
chud 
lame ass
Something like that Legion, where yeah, their actions are fucked up but there's at least some thought behind it all
FO3 Enclave feels like Bethesda was too lazy to do anything other than "Oh, this thing was in the previous one, let's just add it in"
legion is literally just a cancer patient playing slaver
tbf FO2 Enclave was added with the sole purpose of "being the bad guy" as well
not saying it was fantastic (it wasn't) but FO3 doubled down on this and the results were what one would expect
I mean
everything Bethesda touches turns to shit thanks to that hack Emil
enclave = token bad guy
bos = token good guys (for some reason)
bro did not play fallout 1 or 2
bos = token good guys (for some reason)
yeah that's another issue
true but it still has more depth than anything from FO3 Enclave
i mean kinda?
the legions gimmick is just bad guy
what depth
roman LARP, go around taking territory, killing men, taking women as sex slaves
hur dur
not even sex slaves, just as pack mules, they probably fuck each other like ancient romans and greeks did
lets be real



shut the fuck
I just sent a gif that perfectly summarizes the legion

how so?
youd have been better off just sending a pic of walter white
since he had cancer and did bad things

A female Courier makes her way into Caesar's camp to activate House's securitrons.
Assault pack from Ballistic Face Mask mod:
https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/44903/
greeks invented the orgies romans invented inviting womans in them
Downgrade

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHO WON THE LOTTERY?
I DID
cartoon villain type shi
UUUUUUUUUUUU SMELL THAT AIR
oh no, a bunch of convicts got what they deserved 😭
not talking about them being executed
talking about the lottery
my revolver just cocked its own hammer

my sledgehammer said hi to his skull 
"naturally."
"naturally he says." proceeds to throw a dwarven slur
tbh, I don't think he ever survived meeting me
even on my first playthrough, I just shot him because of how annoying and stupid he was
chat are we getting the entirety of gow2018 spoiled in the next 2 weeks
sure
should I ping falco
i shooted him first playthough because i was killing everyone 
yes
well yeah, because the F3 brotherhood is the actual renegade chapter, and the F4 brotherhood is the F1, F2 brotherhood and the F3 renegades
they got Elder which was BOY in F3
F3 brotherhood feels so much better than the other versions of the brotherhood because they are literally just knights in power armor, opposed to the standard brotherhood being "heavily armored tech hoarder"
midwest bos best bos
yes, and his entire rise to power was "Convince the renegades to rejoin the chapter and link up with the rest of the brotherhood to follow their existing ideals instead of staying committed to Project Purity restoration"

Washington Brotherhood 
(it's not canon
)
THEY GOT A MFKN TANK
and deathclaws and supermutants
deathjaws
its peak BoS
and the best looking PA design
wasnt midwest PA literally just f3's enclave tesla armor but isometric?

Tactics was 6 years earlier then F3
or 7

Well at least you can apply 6 9 to smexy time, I don't even know where the 67 came from and what it means
(not really tho, it's just a funny number like the one before it, I really don't know why people shit their pants over more-or-less the same thing and I'm honestly too affraid to ask at this point)
Truly honestly confused

90% of 12 yo dumbasses who kept saying 69 ten years ago had no idea about its origin
as with most other things, Bethesda copied older designs and made them worse
(me included)
420 means jackshit too
Yep
and I never see anyone call that out
evolving the world isn't a bad thing
I don't know either
I just yell out "420 blaze it" whenever I see it's 1630
420 comes from people believing 4-20 to be police code for weed possession
~~evolve ~~ retcon
1620*

I did say 'most', not 'all' 
Like I think the stupid single letter memes were dumb as fuck as well - but at least you could put some funny sound for it and it kind a played out in it's stupidity.
that's literally what 67 does
no apparent meaning in sight
it's funny because someone said it's funny
Or the fish
Fische
The big fish with small "a"
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It kinda made sense if you used it for like "shocked surprised" moment
Memes be meme'ing
True but some are truly dogshit
gonna binge watch this show the moment it comes out
me like primal
Humor is a preference but dear God some people are fucking dense as plutonium

I haven't watched it, people already spoiled it a lot for me
It gave me that "Samurai Jack" vibe the first time I saw clips from it
furries are something else man
just saw a furry make an accessibility hardware by interpreting brainwaves into control inputs but only using it to have more realistic ear movements in VR Chat
like
their brain only works in 2 ways
it's from the same guy
200 IQ engineers / doctors who moves the society forward and the other part is just nsfw

DLSS is AI filled slop
And most of the furries are the hyper intelligent people in the tech world xD
ye
DLSS looks like a layer of oil on my screen
because it is

damn
it just slaps oil into everything
shit looks ass
wait until you find out that the biggest driving force for improved camera and video technology from 1980-2010 was porn studios

Can we agree that Nvidia should blow up ?
I mean fsr has the little artifacting when stuff is moving fast
but other than that it looks quite good
very sharp and clean

so, to put it simply.
I am richer and smarter than any of you here
Debatable, depends what you consider riches
compared to dlss
but who teh fk asked
And smarts... Well...
beware the pipeline
double edged sword
furries moving the society forward 
furries moving the society forward 
the question is
We also had the bioshock and blender incident, talk about gooners pushing technology
is becoming a furry necessary or just a natural consequence










