╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

so thats my fault

[celest plank]

ok you gave me hope

[rocky turtle]

also check out that new merc passive

[celest plank]

you gave me hope for making a recap and now for playing arc

gg doge

[rocky turtle]

yeah i put it on tunnel rat

[oblique belfry]

hey man like i've said

if it runs for me

it will run for you

we have similar setups

cept you got 1 tier better since u have nvidia

[celest plank]

and a bad cpu

and overheating laptop

so yeah

we are almost the same

[oblique belfry]

Foekoe what the fuck are you doing

[celest plank]

if ill get above 40fps, im happy

[rocky turtle]

[celest plank]

also is there proxy chat?

[oblique belfry]

main core of the game

and why its alive

[celest plank]

THATS FUCKING GREAT

[mellow bobcat]

Glad to see everyone has a shitty pc like me

[celest plank]

I love ingame communication

[green granite]

80 Bucks for the Panzerhaubitze 2000

[celest plank]

didnt upgrade on black friday due to fucking house issues

its a long lost priority cause i didnt play a single game for a month since november

instead i drink pear brandy and consider suicide in many ways

[mellow bobcat]

If my pc still runs Balatro and Persona 5 its fine

[celest plank]

as long as...

[rocky turtle]

@slim blaze also u probably didnt saw this

[slim blaze]

I saw it but never made it yet

[mellow bobcat]

pear brandy is good tho

[slim blaze]

I basically never craft this

[celest plank]

60% homebrew

local shit

[mellow bobcat]

rly?

[celest plank]

yep

[mellow bobcat]

Thats nice

[runic condor]

peak video

[mellow bobcat]

last homebrew drink I had was wine, but thats common for me

[rocky turtle]

same cause ingredients only drop from specific quasimorphs

[mellow bobcat]

I also want to try mead tho

[runic condor]

drunkard

[mellow bobcat]

jackass pours one more glass

[runic condor]

[timid hollow]

:)

[rocky turtle]

@slim blaze

[slim blaze]

lmfao

an oh shit button

[hexed stag]

PrimeCE wasn't even inn any of the Situations

[celest plank]

but he is a vivid member of this thing of ours

[rocky turtle]

thats a new merc

[hexed stag]

shoulda inncluded a 'gun-posting' situation

[copper vapor]

lol

[celest plank]

borka died too late

i'd include him stealing prime's personality

[copper vapor]

I just saw a guy sprint, slide and then sprint-dodge

bro is a warframe player

[celest plank]

oh yea i gotta send borka a link for the recap

[copper vapor]

ez

[hexed stag]

iondtt

[copper vapor]

turns out the pattern house is also a good spot to fight rocketeers

[hexed stag]

donnt

[sour rivet]

hell yea

ok review time
i think it should have been a bit longer and the third "act" fell very flat and felt rushed

it was ok

7ish/10

[copper vapor]

still need more of these

[copper vapor]

what was this

[sour rivet]

fnaf 2 movie

[copper vapor]

now all that's left are stella montis quests guess I can't postpone my visits there anymore
still gotta get the 10 shredder gyros as well

[slim blaze]

dayum

that + the perk to reduce accuracy loss from running

• the legs for running AP

well this is fun

[sour rivet]

||spingbap||

[uneven sapphire]

me

[rocky turtle]

yeah its gonna be good

[slim blaze]

this vomit chance is so ass bro

[rocky turtle]

how tf ancom got 7 tech level already damn

[slim blaze]

really good implant, but that is ass

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

MAru, it was you?? you're the man behind the slaugther?

[celest plank]

better than offtop recap?

[uneven sapphire]

:)

[rocky turtle]

also +1 projectiles passive is works for single shooting mode too

[sour rivet]

i am very biased about fnaf

[copper vapor]

I have no memory of this quest to find androids in stella montis

I just know not all of them can be interacted with

and it's glorpshit

[sour rivet]

also not comparable at all bro

get back to me when you make a feature-length film about offtopic

[celest plank]

the fnaf movie is good as fan service

not as a standalone movie

but i guess thats the point

[sour rivet]

yeah if you're not a fnaf fan you'd probably think the movies are just shit

[celest plank]

ive been a slight fan of fnaf from 2014-2018

but the first movie was mehh

[sour rivet]

i think the issue is

scott isnt a good screenwriter

[celest plank]

duh

blumhouse aint a good producing company either

[sour rivet]

for the games sure (not security breach cough)

[sour rivet]

i like the halloween trilogy

[timber oxide]

I've heard that the fnaf movies are good for the fans of the series but not so much for everyone else

[celest plank]

nvm blumhouse made whiplash

i take it back

[sour rivet]

blumhouse is 50/50

[timber oxide]

But I don't really care for either of those, I just want matpat

[sour rivet]

banger/mid/banger/mid

[celest plank]

still

best horror franchise is the hannibal lecter trilogy

[sour rivet]

gaeeeeee
||-# ||

[timber oxide]

There's a matpat shaped hole in my youtube watchlist and it will stay that way forever

[timber oxide]

If that makes me gae then so be it

[sour rivet]

why is he white

[rocky turtle]

@slim blaze are they good i wonder

[untold spear]

thats it I'm pirating gamma

[slim blaze]

hmmm

[green granite]

Pyrocynical

[rocky turtle]

oof

[copper vapor]

alright, so far so good... 3 gyros, 1 quest done . this free loadout guy didn't make it tho

he thought it'd be a good idea to melee a shredder

he got... shredded

[rocky turtle]

🥀

[uneven sapphire]

Droon

what should i play

[rocky turtle]

what are the options ?

[timber oxide]

It's an image that was sent here by @copper vapor, I think

I just found it funny so I turned it into an emote

[copper vapor]

yea I sent the whitewashed speedsmirk

[timber oxide]

Also according to google translate I'm racist so that's also a part of it, I guess

[uneven sapphire]

rimwrold

uh

fallout 76

uh

roblox

[green granite]

Yey

[timber oxide]

What? Who?

Why?

[proven tundra]

When and where more importantly

[green granite]

Here right now

[timber oxide]

Place Japan

[proven tundra]

Dang
Calm down Reiner

[green granite]

Bertoldt

[proven tundra]

Oh right

[green granite]

Oui

[proven tundra]

Hon hon

[rocky turtle]

rimrim

[green granite]

Guys help

I meant to set plank to 60 seconds I accidentally set it to 60 minutes

Its 1 minute now and its feeling never ending agony

[proven tundra]

Just gotta tough it out

I believe in you

[uneven sapphire]

rimrim time

[uneven sapphire]

now do the whole hour

you gonna have abs like the anime characters

[green granite]

Imma crumble like a piece of plank

[proven tundra]

I didn't see any point to going past 2 minutes per position

It got too boring

[pallid sapphire]

im on a roll

UGH theres 20 of these and im at 5

[green granite]

My max is 5

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

After that its agonizing

But when I did a plank competition

I actually won the longest plank in my unit

[proven tundra]

Nice

[green granite]

At uh 6 minutes and 35 seconds

I swear it was the 6 longest minutes of my life

Like every 10 seconds feel like a minute

[proven tundra]

Yep

Until I was able to do 2 comfortably that's the exact feeling from 90 seconds to 120 lol

[uneven sapphire]

chat i kinda wanna go camping

[proven tundra]

Then go camping

[uneven sapphire]

I'll i just need a sleeping bag, and uh tent

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/TheCinesthetic/status/2005080759111958782

cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic)

The Breed (2006) features a scene so accidentally hilarious it completely steals the movie.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 28, 2025, 12:58 AM

[green granite]

Sleeping system is easy

Tent idk

[uneven sapphire]

yeag

[proven tundra]

Camping is not my favourite thing
But I did go occasionally in my younger days
Took the kids on family camping trips with my sister and her in law's

[green granite]

I got so used to service i just do it w backpack and sleeping system no tent

Which say save u like 200-300

[uneven sapphire]

Oh what i wouldnt give to be able to camp in canada

[green granite]

Ticket and visa

[proven tundra]

Come on over

I've got a big back yard

[uneven sapphire]

Cuz this is all plains

[proven tundra]

Deer come through all the time

You can pretend it's the woods

[green granite]

Plane crash in Canadian backyard wilderness all the time

[proven tundra]

Oh come on
Maru is probably safe

[uneven sapphire]

With my luck the first night i would get visited by a bear

[green granite]

Moose

[proven tundra]

The only bears in my backyard

[zealous depot]

rat

[proven tundra]

Taco

[zealous depot]

I watched the recap

Was peak

[proven tundra]

Pog/10

[green granite]

You know its American when you see a 7 11 with another 7 11 like 200 feet down the street

[zealous depot]

Goatse image was great

Newbie chat
Newbie chat
Newbie chat

Ass stretching pics

[proven tundra]

Canada it's multiple Tim Hortons

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

tim hortons just opened in mexico

[proven tundra]

The most mid coffee imaginable

I'd rather have McDonald's coffee

[opal star]

Oil changing the Volvo.

[uneven sapphire]

You mean Borka is oil changing his volvo

[proven tundra]

That'll never get old

Same as borkas kids

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-washington-laughing-gif-10433182

[green granite]

@proven tundra quick question

[proven tundra]

Oui

[green granite]

Are u like japanese or your name just happen to be

[proven tundra]

Definitely not lol

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-did-exist-sopranos-did-she-even-gif-26335487

[proven tundra]

Yasujiro was the name of my alt in eve online

Then I started playing world of Tanks and used that

[celest plank]

what was your original gamer tag?

[proven tundra]

Then I joined a clan and we started using discord

So then I joined discord in 2018 with Yasujiro

[proven tundra]

I don't think I've had one tbh

[hexed stag]

@proven tundra another question

[proven tundra]

World of Warcraft I used Derkaderk for years

[celest plank]

@lofty moat do you have any m4a1's for sale?

[proven tundra]

Oui

[hexed stag]

why so obsessed with rats?

[proven tundra]

I really like the emojis

And a little playing in to the stereotype that now exists

[celest plank]

rats are cute

[proven tundra]

They are

[hexed stag]

[celest plank]

unless a fuck roams my kitchen

then I want the cunt dead

but otherwise i like them

[proven tundra]

[celest plank]

i almost got a mouse with a pan once

but they are fast fuckers

[timber oxide]

[proven tundra]

Another morbillion rats upon ye

[green granite]

I like its the universal law that hampster usually dies a very horrible death

[timber oxide]

We need to get more people into rats

[proven tundra]

[celest plank]

one of my stray outdoor cats brought a mouse into my fucking indoor carpet, it thought I'm gonna be grateful for it's service

[proven tundra]

I like all animals irl

I'd be most likely to get cats

Then dogs

[hexed stag]

my
stray

huh?

[timber oxide]

FERRET

[green granite]

I love Ferret

[proven tundra]

Dogs are always obsessed with my beard oil when I use it

[green granite]

But you need 2 ferrets

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

You really cant have 1 as they can get depressed easily

Its just them very socializing

[celest plank]

I have a few cunts that came out of nowhere and are roaming my plot 50% of the time, but then they go out in the wilderness for a while until they grow hungry and come back

[timber oxide]

You can have one as long as you give it enough attention

[celest plank]

so i guess they are 50% mine

i dont let them in cause they are dirty fucks

[timber oxide]

If you can't spare enough time for your ferret, you need another one

[celest plank]

one time one of them got inside and guess what, shit on a carpet

[green granite]

Well yeh but you gotta go to work and all the stuff this n that

[hexed stag]

I see

[proven tundra]

Simply be independently wealthy

[green granite]

I would like a Shiba Inu

Altho they are very loud

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna go to work with my ferret, try to stop me

[green granite]

Just like a Huaky

Husky*

[oblique belfry]

we are in filler arc right now

[celest plank]

the only dogs i hate are chihuahuas

[green granite]

Its in your flowery handbag

[oblique belfry]

26-31th

[green granite]

Cant stop u

[proven tundra]

There was a guy in the drive thru at Tim Hortons behind me that had a ferret inside his hood

I warned the lady at the window not to shit her pants

[hexed stag]

A ferret is kinda a bigger rat

[green granite]

You know whats funny

I am a retail store salesperson and there was this one guy came buy

[proven tundra]

Loooooooooong rat

[green granite]

He puts down an object lizardy on my table

[opal star]

They’re great pest control.

[green granite]

I thought it was a toy until I see its head glance to me

[opal star]

Like minks.

[green granite]

And I was like

[proven tundra]

What the heck lol

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-cute-soba-bite-jump-gif-6750196507012275109

[green granite]

"IS THAT A BEARDED DRAGON?"

And yes it was a bearded dragon

[proven tundra]

Who brings their lizard to the store

[green granite]

I thought it was a toy

But no it was an actual living bearded dragon

It was chill af

[proven tundra]

[opal star]

My bearded dragon is chaotic, lol.

[proven tundra]

I could see the guy's hood moving around in my rear view mirror
But both his hands were on the wheel so I was like huh?

And then a ferret popped it's head out

I was like omg cute

[opal star]

Pure malice.

[proven tundra]

[hexed stag]

what kind of pest?

[opal star]

Rodent.

[flat violet]

@celest plank I'm having the time of my life watching the video ahahaha
The Cockrider part with me is amazing

[green granite]

I swear their skin feels yh

Kinda rubbery to touch or its just me

[celest plank]

enjoy

❤️

[umbral sluice]

Just finished FF10 on the AYN Thor. I had a blast

Very good game.

[celest plank]

final fantasy 10?

[umbral sluice]

Yes

Never owned a PS2, so the HD Remaster on steam was the perfect opportunity

[celest plank]

I've never played a final fantasy game before ahaha

[opal star]

He’s softer than my monitor lizards despite the pointy ends.

[celest plank]

I wanted to try XIV but the whole subscription thing seems odd

[umbral sluice]

Before the 10 you mean ?

[celest plank]

Not a single one

[umbral sluice]

Currently I finished FF1 to 10 + 16 (and played 15 but hated it)

[slim blaze]

@rocky turtle

uh-oh

imagine if this stacks

[umbral sluice]

Which game is it ?

[slim blaze]

Quasimorph

[celest plank]

All I know about the series is that its an anthology series and its one of the most popular japanese franchises

but never played one

[umbral sluice]

Aaaah yes I wanted to do it at some point

[opal star]

Any new snow?

[rocky turtle]

3 burst shot sniper rifle

[rocky turtle]

its peak

[celest plank]

Kinda

[blazing maple]

fun lore fact of the day: The helghast from killzone and Na'vi from avatar both have their home planets in the alpha centauri system

meaning they could ally with eachother for a deep lore crossover

[proven tundra]

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/so-so-good-james-franco-smile-gif-12479863

[marsh cargo]

both are fighting a tyrannical power

[proven tundra]

Fun fact: earth in real life and earth in fiction both orbit the same star

Curious

[blazing maple]

Helghast gets na'vi shocktroops on the front line to kick RDA ass

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR SYSTEM"

[opal star]

Wait, weren’t the Navi natives to pandora which is one of Jupiters moons?

[blazing maple]

hissing cat sounds

[marsh cargo]

[blazing maple]

nah pandora the moon and pandora the planet are seperate entitities

planet pandora is in alpha centauri

hence why humans need to cryosleep to get there

[slim blaze]

@rocky turtle

[opal star]

I remember seeing Jupiter, haven’t watched it in some time.

[slim blaze]

booba

imagine giving this to a man

[proven tundra]

I'm imagining it right now

[rocky turtle]

booba got nerfed

[slim blaze]

this is good though

[zealous depot]

we got another quasi enjoyer?

[rocky turtle]

put it on valkyrie squad and u can heal urself with paper towels

[eager edge]

I gots a new horse

[proven tundra]

Honse

[slim blaze]

this is kinda good, and might be op for a sniper

[rocky turtle]

do i take next mission as sneaker or heavy with machinegun and grenade launcher

[slim blaze]

not that good, as my dude is now mostly machine

[eager edge]

450 buckaroos

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

oof

[proven tundra]

[opal star]

Ah yeah.
It’s a moon orbiting Polyphemus which is why I confused it with Jupiter.

[proven tundra]

I do that all the time

[uneven sapphire]

hmm

i thinking about restaring the colony

[proven tundra]

Restart-itis claims another victim

[blazing maple]

my favourite moon is Eris

funny fella

[rocky turtle]

@slim blaze

[blazing maple]

It is cool that so many of our solar bodies are named after greek pantheon

[slim blaze]

Oh i liked that one before

[blazing maple]

imagine if we had a planet just called JESUS or a moon called Allah

I vote we rename earth to Super Allah Jesus Prime

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

I vote we rename earth to Urath

but still pronounced the same

[proven tundra]

I like Gaia tbh

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/r_dDo8pulE8?si=mVj0eFKS2874UmbO

gm sam

[rocky turtle]

its could be pog on tongkong clss

[opal star]

Helldivers 3.

[copper vapor]

Klen Daath V

[proven tundra]

Dang

Starship troopers

In my offtopic chat

[rocky turtle]

jolly resistance is here

[opal star]

Suddenly thought of the game destroy all humans.

[slim blaze]

[proven tundra]

Those were fun back on PS2?

Or was it earlier

[opal star]

Ps2 I think?

[proven tundra]

Ye ps 2

Thanks Google

[opal star]

They had decent remasters as well.

I need me a new jaws unleashed game or maneater 2.

[rocky turtle]

@slim blaze holy shit

[slim blaze]

tf is that

[slim blaze]

Oh i had that for ages

[copper vapor]

almost done with shredders

[slim blaze]

from same CR first story mission

[copper vapor]

I just hate the blocked gates in stella montis making me take the long way 'round to get places

[rocky turtle]

chip for crafting augments

[copper vapor]

I almost indirectly killed a guy because I lured a shredder close to my position and the guy appeared next to me right as the shredder was opening fire

[slim blaze]

i meant augment itself

[rocky turtle]

probably phys resistance buff

gonna check it

[slim blaze]

Got the slot machine btw

[rocky turtle]

oh fuck right i didnt unlocked augmentation crafting

[slim blaze]

I am debating using it, cause this is the most fun weapon

[rocky turtle]

[slim blaze]

fuck it. I am gonna use the disc launcher

Hope i am not loosing limbs

I wanna see an entire crowd lose their limbs from one shot

[rocky turtle]

augmentation farming at its peak

[slim blaze]

lmfao

[left mantle]

@carmine laurel @snow tree I still really enjoy that I nailed that one snitch 250m+ out with the hairpin
Was fun

[rocky turtle]

guess which parts i need for upgrading ship

THE MOST EXPENSIVE ONES

[snow tree]

You are cracked shot in general

[slim blaze]

oooh i got that last one

[rocky turtle]

the one on venus i can get for free

[rocky turtle]

u got here too?

[left mantle]

I just need more time using the scoped rifle and i'll be hitting heads

[slim blaze]

yeah i have her. She is like the first one i found

[snow tree]

Gotta get used to drop off

[rocky turtle]

uu i can get free repair kits there Pog

[left mantle]

I cracked the armor with headshots on those one dudes in the storm a couple times

probably the most immersive firefight yet

Also the shock of an audio system I can count on

[snow tree]

If only I didnt fuck up my flank on them

[left mantle]

well we lost nothing and gained xp, that's a win

[oblique belfry]

wait yall started arc as well ?

[left mantle]

me and shiyon did yeah

[snow tree]

It went well and we put up solid fight

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

won far more than we lost

[snow tree]

Trueee

City went very good for us both times

[left mantle]

the team wipe on dam was fun

[rocky turtle]

[left mantle]

both of em

[snow tree]

Dam flank worked

[obsidian sun]

good morning

[slim blaze]

it's so funny

[left mantle]

still find it so funny I turned that corner and was like "wait i'm out of light ammo now"

[celest plank]

[slim blaze]

It got his shoulder, bounced from the wall and got his foot

[obsidian sun]

what

[celest plank]

you just woke up?

[obsidian sun]

yes

[left mantle]

And that man was so panicked

[obsidian sun]

like 30mins ago

[celest plank]

have you checked pins?

[obsidian sun]

no

[celest plank]

👀

[obsidian sun]

oh yeah the recap

be right back in 20 mins

[celest plank]

lmao

[snow tree]

He felt so safe behind that box

And you just mag dumped his poor ass

[left mantle]

The one near the leaper was the one I was referencing, dude tried to push me only to get a full stitcher 2 mag to the face

[celest plank]

damn

yall will seriously get me to buy arc tomorrow

lmao

[left mantle]

Then his teammate pushed and met the same fate

[snow tree]

Ohhh that one

[glad panther]

Every one of my quest markers has disappeared, all of them, does anyone know how to fix that issue?

[left mantle]

Then I turned the corner with an empty mag and my pants down

[proven tundra]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[left mantle]

the good news is we had a 3 direction pincer on him

[celest plank]

@rocky turtle medieval rimworld

:)

[snow tree]

It's classic gamer moment, forgot to reload and heal

[left mantle]

less forgot, more ran out of ammo

since the stitcher and the ammo was a found thing

[snow tree]

Shhhh

They dont need to know that

[left mantle]

really like the vibes of the osprey though

[rocky turtle]

[snow tree]

Solos I dont really like it

[rocky turtle]

its peam

[snow tree]

But it has amazing spot in duos/trios

[uneven sapphire]

i just realized

i can finally build commie blocks in rimworld

[rocky turtle]

time for sneaky peaky

[uneven sapphire]

[left mantle]

It was probably the only reason the storm fight was a standstill instead of a loss for us with their high ground

[slim blaze]

[left mantle]

since I was able to spot them faster

[celest plank]

make sure to send screens

[uneven sapphire]

yes sir

[celest plank]

FUCKING ARCANE MUSIC PLAYING

[rocky turtle]

[snow tree]

Good thing we didnt just push the Leaper team

We would be sitting ducks for that trio

[rocky turtle]

altyn

@slim blaze

[slim blaze]

Oh i forgot it has that mode too

[rocky turtle]

[slim blaze]

kinda meh imo

[left mantle]

Still, peak atmosphere need to do it again

[slim blaze]

oh god this + "+2 projectiles" would be insane

one shot and the whole room is dead

[rocky turtle]

and 1 turn reload

[slim blaze]

It would be literally roulette if one of them bounces back and slices your head off

[uneven sapphire]

Not done yet but its in progress

[slim blaze]

huh?

[celest plank]

nicee

[slim blaze]

it's a pistol lmao

[uneven sapphire]

adding the horror movie utility basement

the polish dwarf is putting in work

[slim blaze]

@rocky turtle this is new

Never seen that before

I shot him and cut his leg off lmao

[rocky turtle]

they could do that at defense mission and u not need to find them half of the mission

[obsidian sun]

@celest plank my fav part is coming up

[rocky turtle]

[carmine laurel]

the fights we had were pretty fun all around. Especially that one 3v3 at short range where Kreeo flanked them and you rushed while I was keeping them pinned with the lever action

[slim blaze]

damn

[celest plank]

👀

[carmine laurel]

that one guy who made the mistake of trying to shoot back at me and instantly getting dropped made me laugh so hard that I was almost unable to help when they rushed xD

[obsidian sun]

this is a banger

and i know bangers

[celest plank]

my favourite part

[left mantle]

My immediate "nevermind i see the light on the stitcher" was also pretty funny lmao

[celest plank]

I gotta watch some arc gameplay to get the feel of it

[obsidian sun]

i wish you included the video he posted

[celest plank]

who?

[obsidian sun]

ledy whore guy

he made a shitty edit

[celest plank]

WATCH THE VIDEO

[obsidian sun]

ok

[carmine laurel]

"Theres a guy pushing you on the right entrance"
stitcher spam fire
"I see the light"

there are million dollar movies with worse written plot

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-shaquille-o'neal-wasnt-familiar-with-your-game-not-familiar-with-your-game-owe-you-an-apology-gif-659475967619081410

[obsidian sun]

[celest plank]

thats why its my favourite part

[left mantle]

Stitcher against raiders? Peak close range. Arcs? I'm still not set on since I prefer a longer range approach to them

[carmine laurel]

tbh carrying a stitcher just for merking raiders at short is probably the play

[rocky turtle]

@slim blaze aight my guns are unbreakable now

[left mantle]

I think long term my kit in trios is gonna be an Osprey stitcher combo

[carmine laurel]

I need to find some parts to repair my looted renegade

and I'm happy

[copper vapor]

they still haven't nerfed venator enough so use that against raiders if you find one

2 shots per 1 trigger pull, hits hard

and only costs 1 ammo despite firing 2 rounds

[slim blaze]

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuck @rocky turtle

mofo missed and hit a wall instead, bouncing back

[obsidian sun]

@celest plank

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-its-always-sunny-applaud-happy-cry-clapping-gif-18958303

[celest plank]

[rocky turtle]

[obsidian sun]

btw is ted still alive

[celest plank]

dunno

[rocky turtle]

[celest plank]

he quit all the servers

he is just living his life

[obsidian sun]

hope so

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/950463356882530394 isn't the same without him

[slim blaze]

quasi's are easy to kill, since you know what they are weak to

Each faction has their weak spots

so just pick a weapon to deal damage they are weak to and obliterate their ass

[rocky turtle]

plasma doing fine and i took cryo shotgun

[slim blaze]

damn your armor sucks ass

actually, this is surprisingly good stats tf

[rocky turtle]

because i can craft Pirogov armor

its best i got for crafting

and i can upgrade it too

[carmine laurel]

yea

[obsidian sun]

nice

[proven tundra]

Okay key room haul

[rocky turtle]

first floor done

aight that was fast

and i can craft it now

[uneven sapphire]

commiemaxxing

[uneven sapphire]

[proven tundra]

next key room was okay too

[uneven sapphire]

and just like any good eastern european

we gonna have a church in the basement

[rocky turtle]

@slim blaze oh yeah right u need that upgrade

that what implant do

[green granite]

man

traktor

[slim blaze]

This is nice sorta

[carmine laurel]

home

[rocky turtle]

im probably cooked

[uneven sapphire]

yuh

building a commie block

[slim blaze]

Holy fuck.

They have 4 ap

this is instant death

[oblique belfry]

everyone is playing this game

what is this game

[carmine laurel]

quasimorph

[rocky turtle]

oof u probably cooked

[slim blaze]

Thye triggered my +3 ap

[rocky turtle]

[slim blaze]

so i sprayed them with rapid fire smg

otherwise - yeah

cooked

[rocky turtle]

just watch sseth review

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G9Ny9VgWYAEuGMM?format=jpg&name=large

I hope its mira huntrix

[sour rivet]

shaped nothing like her sadly

im afraid your gift is FAKE

[slim blaze]

[rocky turtle]

[blazing maple]

drinking ice tea rocking in my chair listening to country

[slim blaze]

this is indeed a bloodbath

[sour rivet]

you gotta stop doing that

and listen to continent instead

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/wonder3mporium/status/2004847257443877028

🆆🅾🅽🅳🅴🆁 (@wonder3mporium)

at the zoo

X · Dec 27, 2025, 9:30 AM

[sour rivet]

din you say you had to do christmas cards

[copper vapor]

that's... weird
is that a zoo or just a prison
did man-giraffe dad take man-giraffe son to look at prison inmates

[copper vapor]

isn't it kinda late for that

[sour rivet]

prison

[sour rivet]

thas what i was thinkin

[copper vapor]

unless she already gearin up for christmas 2026

[proven tundra]

It's kind of like when we go to the zoo to look at monkeys

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmm-mmmm-monkey-turtle-kung-fu-panda-gif-17129341

[green granite]

wtf is this

[uneven sapphire]

cuppert

[rocky turtle]

4 losses in a row

i dont have medkits now

[slim blaze]

My worst loss was on a space station

first shot knocked me back and i instantly died, even though i took no damage.. by faling into space

[rocky turtle]

shiet

[proven tundra]

My craving

It calls

[copper vapor]

churchill GC

I played it in world of tanks

it's

dogshit

[hexed stag]

that looks too good to be eating late at night

[proven tundra]

Don't worry I'll eat it for you

[hexed stag]

Thanks

[proven tundra]

[slim magnet]

dude this photo reminds me of this prehistoric youtube arg thing

[green granite]

im hurting myself today

to see if I still feel

[proven tundra]

Good song

Prefer the cash version

[rocky turtle]

time for peak rising again

[proven tundra]

@sour rivet

[sour rivet]

migu

[proven tundra]

Get the GODDAMN GUN

[green granite]

YEHHHHHH

back to Sherman grind

[uneven sapphire]

this is just too good

[little depot]

Miku dayo

[uneven sapphire]

commie block with communal nutrient slop dispenser

[blazing maple]

wtf are they doing

[little depot]

Miku dayo

Miku dayo

Miku dayo

[uneven sapphire]

Type Shit Desuwa

[teal spade]

God damnit! Was having such a weird dream and it got interrupted by a call

People having heart problems don't let me sleep

[runic condor]

marketing i guess

[rocky turtle]

its cozy

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/mikudayo-gif-21052036

[little depot]

Me

[rocky turtle]

voltaic tanks are pog

[obsidian sun]

product placement in my video games

someone drunk drive in a porsche so people stop doing ads for them

[drowsy plank]

@latent garden hello

what combat mode for your list anyway

mco?

also no one talks here it seems

[latent garden]

yeah

i was gonna go with bfco i think but im pretty sure that what i use on my other list

[little depot]

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/608300269054197773/1442676079302279168/asphyxiezgeg.gif

[latent garden]

i wanted to look into pandora too but i got lazy and scared so i went with nemsis

[drowsy plank]

ooo

eye sea

[rocky turtle]

last Dynasty mission left

[uneven sapphire]

My best melee fighter

[little depot]

Holy shit it's holo

[green granite]

Azuuuu

[little depot]

Konnichiwagwan

[green granite]

What-da-fakan

why are you Japanese now

[uneven sapphire]

its actually 🤓 a squirell

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-mikudayo-fortnite-project-diva-gif-274842451439950572

[green granite]

can't believe that Azu is living in a swiss swoos writing country

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating-man-eating-and-running-cartoon-eating-cartoon-man-running-gif-24721662

[rocky turtle]

why its not me

[little depot]

puta pendejo gordita

[uneven sapphire]

cuz uh

i restarted

[little depot]

How am I doing

[green granite]

gorilla

[uneven sapphire]

we dont write books

uh

[little depot]

:<

[uneven sapphire]

we make things go boom

[little depot]

Can I be a chair

[little depot]

Oh fuck I forgot to send the version with the speech bubble

[green granite]

this is cool af

[uneven sapphire]

yes

[green granite]

I have been playing French so fast

WT seems to not allow me to play French anymore for today

cuz the queue time is suddenly long af

[obsidian sun]

is this napoleon dark souls ?

[green granite]

yeh

well

Napoleonic Bioshock Dark Soul

[obsidian sun]

is it out ?

[little depot]

No

[obsidian sun]

[green granite]

damn

[flat violet]

Name

[green granite]

server ded

[green granite]

Valor Mortis

[obsidian sun]

scrolling through steam popular releases and getting flashbanged by femboy futa house

[green granite]

its a good game

[little depot]

Surely it's not your discovery queue

[obsidian sun]

no

i don't play goon games

[green granite]

kinda angry when its not part of GOTY

[little depot]

The og is still better

[uneven sapphire]

whats the og

[green granite]

masculine girl tomboy house

[obsidian sun]

isn't it just ai slop

like 99% of gooner games

[uneven sapphire]

i think that one is actually not

[little depot]

My femboy room mate

[obsidian sun]

legit forgot about this game

[timber oxide]

Holy shit, @sour rivet Oxium as a log in bonus

[obsidian sun]

it sure looks like it

i'll check

[sour rivet]

DRUGS

[timber oxide]

Well I said the premiere is today (29th) didn't I?

[obsidian sun]

[sour rivet]

did you?

[teal spade]

Rreeee
I was woken up because a guy did drugs for the first time and mixed it with alcohol

[uneven sapphire]

its out?

[teal spade]

[little depot]

Suicide attempt

[obsidian sun]

apparently

[timber oxide]

Yes, when Sound said that Offtopic Recap will be on 28th I said "god damn it now I have to release Schedule I on 29th"

[sour rivet]

oh right my b

[timber oxide]

So yeah

[teal spade]

Stupidity, he had no clue what he was doing

[timber oxide]

Less than 24h

And good fucking thing I decided to check the project file again

I forgot to cut out 3 minutes of... nothing

[little depot]

?

[timber oxide]

Like, there was literally nothing, except maybe dogman talking about black matter

[teal spade]

Should have left it in, lol

[timber oxide]

I mean
It would be funny in a specific way

Literal 3 minutes of just
Me jumping around and two guys talking about space in the background

[rocky turtle]

[obsidian sun]

chocolate in coffee is so goated

[little depot]

Tf is black matter

[obsidian sun]

matter that is black

[little depot]

So all matter?

[obsidian sun]

im not black

so no

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/police-beating-getoutofhere-airman-inflatable-guy-gif-4794752

[timber oxide]

And I need another 500 for ambassador

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250941579645161476/1368374622579458149/obraz.gif

I think I entered the insanity phase of playing Warframe

[teal spade]

NOOOOO! We can't make it back to the station! We got another call!! My precious Zzzzzz's!!!

[copper vapor]

[raven swan]

opens eyes
Kino ping

[copper vapor]

[raven swan]

Good morning chat

[uneven sapphire]

gm

[slim magnet]

okay jack marston

[rocky turtle]

@copper vapor

[timber oxide]

Hi Lettuce
I was, in fact, not hunted down by a Chilean cartel (yet)

[uneven sapphire]

Finally a stable way of electricity

[raven swan]

We survive the cartel hits

[timber oxide]

Just invest in some guinea pigs

[uneven sapphire]

mmm I prefer oil

[timber oxide]

DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL?!

https://tenor.com/view/america-flag-america-usa-gif-8122505274898395861

[slim magnet]

there was this creepypasta

[uneven sapphire]

Gn Frends

[slim magnet]

that said that oil is some kind of sentient ancient evil god thing

[uneven sapphire]

[slim magnet]

and it's such a simple yet great concept to ponder on

[uneven sapphire]

this isnt a creepypasta this is truth

[timber oxide]

Well if it is some sort of sentient ancient evil god thing then it would explain all my car problems

[hexed stag]

Why are yall up so late / early?

[slim magnet]

it's just 11pm here

[uneven sapphire]

its uh

3am

im about to go and sleep

[slim magnet]

i love schizophrenic extremely fringe conspiracy theory shit so much dude like real talk

it's evergreen for cool ass science fiction

[timber oxide]

My current (ending soon) job is an evening shift so my sleep schedule is shifted, plus I prefer doing stuff during nighttime anyways

[uneven sapphire]

[hexed stag]

Alr, gang

[copper vapor]

it's made of dinosaur bones so it's a giant dinosaur hivemind god goo

[slim magnet]

like see dude that's exactly my point

that idea is just beyond fucking cool

[hexed stag]

Where in the world are you at? (If it's not a secret)

[slim magnet]

chile

[uneven sapphire]

My latest theory is that brain rot is just uh shadow government brainwashing

For people to be dumber and easier to control

[hexed stag]

Huh! Same country as Osaka

[hexed stag]

Same shit as alcohol

[timber oxide]

He's the source of that Chilean cartel that is after me

[hexed stag]

Right

[obsidian sun]

offtopic sosaka

[slim magnet]

i don't get it but sure i'll play along

puta que es linda mi tierra

[obsidian sun]

don't worry about it

[timber oxide]

Man I love grinding

[slim magnet]

paypal when stealntsc enters the room

[little depot]

QUE PARADESOSHDKJ SIENTS

[hexed stag]

We had a Chilean camo-wearing femboy in brainfart called Harasaki Osaka. They gone now

[obsidian sun]

not a femboy

[raven swan]

Look ma I'm on the TV 😭

[hexed stag]

He had a link to femboy discord server in their profile

So idk

[little depot]

osaka was a schizo of all time

[obsidian sun]

no sosaka was a real girl

[raven swan]

@celest plank @oblique belfry Awesome recap

@celest plank @oblique belfry Awesome recap

[obsidian sun]

she's just obsessed with femboys

[little depot]

does he know

[oblique belfry]

why the double ping wtf

[obsidian sun]

i know

[oblique belfry]

also

[raven swan]

No clue man discord tweaking

[little depot]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

i had such a fun time helping sound with his video

i even was smiling and got teary eyed when i saw my name pop up first

[raven swan]

[hexed stag]

Also had a very flat chest and hands like a wood mill worker

[oblique belfry]

reminded me of my unturned days

i just love doing something for my friends

[hexed stag]

So idk

[obsidian sun]

bro analyzing this shit like the cia

[raven swan]

I got an exam on the 2nd and shits been eating my sleep quality

Needed this video to remind me of silly times

And hope for sillier times to come

[oblique belfry]

hopefully in 2026 i become employed so i can do events with actual rewards without others jumping in first

[oblique belfry]

[raven swan]

Amen to that

[oblique belfry]

already got something on mind for next event

which includes gameplay for once

but its still on theory phase

[uneven sapphire]

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1454982007292694751/Screen_Recording_20251227_195054_YouTube.mov?ex=69531116&is=6951bf96&hm=c58c60f480019a4b6fbb41c4d4983daeda8a00e87083c289b2c303ad10e0c473&

[hexed stag]

Is it going to take 6h?

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

hopefully no

its a simple event really

[sour rivet]

look up bro trust

[oblique belfry]

its the whole making of it and how it would work type stuff

that i need to figure out

[little depot]

where tf did u find this

[oblique belfry]

AND if im gonna make that event

i need someone peculiar to help me with it

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-christmas-cat-jollyposting-merry-gif-10590662339702341322

[slim magnet]

it's an old forest fire prevention psa dubbed with audio from a dude that started recording a retard that lit some fireworks near some woods that went viral some years ago in the country because of how the guy talks

[little depot]

peak

i need more

[hexed stag]

Is Momo also a femboy?

[little depot]

?

⁉️

wind why are u hunting femboys

[raven swan]

??

[oblique belfry]

i forgot to post this during premier lmao

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-brandon-black-face-rotoscoped-gif-24481958

Woah, is that monochrome face dude.

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/nonbinary-non-binary-nonbiney-amongus-neko-atsume-gif-6643447705723663682

[little depot]

babygirlboy

[slim magnet]

i'm just a non conformist and i like to dress cute and or pretty as opposed to "fine" or "good" with just a plain ass fucking odd color tshirt, some baggy pants or black bermudas and dirty white sneakers

as the "peak young male aesthetic"

[timber oxide]

I like to dress like I'm fucking homeless

[little depot]

i like to pay 80 bucks for clothes that look like theyve been dragged through saigon

god i love thrifting

[raven swan]

I like to not be naked

[little depot]

I like to be naked

[raven swan]

Hell yeah

[slim magnet]

even that has more personality than being the buzz lightyear shelf gif

[raven swan]

Hell yeah

[little depot]

?

schizophrenia

[raven swan]

Hell yeah

[little depot]

being naked?

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-cat-schizophrenia-fast-scramble-gif-16763749347223389610

[slim magnet]

that too to be honest like dead ass

culo muerto

[raven swan]

[little depot]

i dont like it when things look too clean

[timber oxide]

The only thing I know about fashion is that I hate it

[little depot]

i like the grime and grunge look

[raven swan]

Pyr I saw your comment on the recap

[slim magnet]

going out with the gang and it's like looking at the fucking power rangers because it's the exact same fit but only the tshirt changes color

[raven swan]

And the reply

[timber oxide]

The google translated one?

Amazing what can be made out of a simple "Bazinga"

[slim magnet]

and i'm there trying to get a closet cosplay look of nozomi's mom's touch fit

[raven swan]

The replies pyr

[slim magnet]

with pants instead of the skirt to make it look passable tho

[little depot]

youre supposed to obey me
:the seven colourful tshirts

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah I saw what Sound wrote

[raven swan]

I didn't

[timber oxide]

Is there something else?

[little depot]

bazinga

[raven swan]

Nah just that

[little depot]

a pyrson a day

keeps the

[timber oxide]

nice guys

away

[raven swan]

Bro has no fears

[timber oxide]

Youtube is not under gamba jurisdiction

[raven swan]

[little depot]

i used to be a pocket yuumi

never again

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GyZRHujWsAIgoj9.gif

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[slim magnet]

this is league's equivalent of the discord kitty

[oblique belfry]

worse

[frail leaf]

🎲 1

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[little depot]

why do u have rpely pings off

[oblique belfry]

holy shit

[timber oxide]