╟❓general-offtopic

[opal star]

"My takes are really good."

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-washington-jamie-foxx-mad-laughing-femireactions-gif-25026895

[forest acorn]

Isn't it supposed to stun them

Not 100% kill them

Sometimes kill em sometimes not

[opal star]

It's an instant kill.

[hexed stag]

Who tf thinks "oh it didn't quite kill it, nvm, lets just try a different cow" as if itd be left injured

[forest acorn]

There's always an error rate but it's not like they stunner the cow and just leave it there

[hexed stag]

brother, I've seem bolt guns used - the cow drops dead instantly

[opal star]

The error rate is extremely low these days, almost zero.
In the U.s it's about as good as it gets.

[proven tundra]

I think the original issue was with the quality of the USA meat being "tainted" by stress hormones based on this one study they claimed showed the statistic that prime linked

[opal star]

If there is a mishap it's operator error 99.9% of the time.

[proven tundra]

And their source that they linked not saying that at all

[opal star]

Yeah i've seen the exact same studies cited multiple times.

They weren't even related to american cattle, lol.

[pallid sapphire]

I love how their all talking about the "well being" of animals .... bzt they put them on trucks,drive them hundreds of km just to kill them

[proven tundra]

He called someone here an American because they called him out
And I just kept making fun of him for assuming nationality because I'm an asshole
He was quite triggered

[pallid sapphire]

Its the same in germany due to regulations

[left mantle]

If you're first insult is to assume someone is an american...I dunno how to explain to you what that says about yourself

[pallid sapphire]

Your not allowed to kill them at your farm unless throws book bigger than i can imagine on the table

[visual abyss]

How to play shooter with controller like

[pallid sapphire]

At least you can eat our meat raw thx to that and not die or get sick by it

[visual abyss]

Where do I get started?

[pallid sapphire]

Easy

2 thumbs

2 sticks

[proven tundra]

Connect a controller to your pc
Start playing

Or do you mean even more basic than that

[visual abyss]

I mean it's way too hard to play a shooter with controller without previous experience

[pallid sapphire]

If you cant play a shooter with a controller your fine motorics are not good

[proven tundra]

Ah

Yeah I hate playing shooters with controllers

Mouse and keyboard for life

[opal star]

Same here.

[visual abyss]

Ik

But I want to learn it

[proven tundra]

Just practice against bots I guess

Until you're confident enough to play against other people

[opal star]

Why play with a controller?

[proven tundra]

I used to kickass at Goldeneye 64 multiplayer with friends
But that was decades ago lol

[pallid sapphire]

Cause i aint buying a mouse and keyboard for my Ps5

Thats what i got my PC for

[hexed stag]

why even have a ps5?

[pallid sapphire]

I only play singleplayer shooter on Ps5

[pallid sapphire]

Cause its chill to play from the couch

[proven tundra]

Replace with Xbox then

Console of your choice

[pallid sapphire]

Xbox kinda sucks ass

[opal star]

Wouldn't buy a controller for an fps on PC either.

For a racing title? Sure.

[proven tundra]

I think I'd rather play something like a space sim with a controller/joystick
M+k isn't great for steering

[pallid sapphire]

But i got controllers with my console i can use on PC

[visual abyss]

Aim assist and wrist is uncomfortable

With mouse*

[uneven sapphire]

Gamin

[proven tundra]

Practice makes perfect in that case

[pallid sapphire]

You can always disable aim assist

[proven tundra]

[opal star]

I don't think i've played or remember an fps that allowed me to use aim assist on KBM.

[hexed stag]

there are upright / vertical PC mice, ya know

[visual abyss]

I mean on the corner of my table

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/django-unchained-dr-king-schultz-thinking-dahbino-gif-12793389

[hexed stag]

rephrase please

[visual abyss]

My wrist rests on corner of table that's uncomfortable

[opal star]

That'll be 2 thousand hours, would you like a receipt?

[hexed stag]

huh

[proven tundra]

Yes
In case I need to ask for a refund

[hexed stag]

perhaps you are sitting too low for your desk

[visual abyss]

Probably

[real aspen]

goober

[quiet abyss]

guys i finished E1 on doom

currently working on E2

[opal star]

Jolly goober.

[rocky turtle]

where me?

[upbeat verge]

this chair is nice @rocky turtle @quiet abyss @proven tundra

[proven tundra]

May your new chair comfort your ass in trying times

[rocky turtle]

[visual abyss]

Aren't my eyes supposed so be level with my monitor

[uneven sapphire]

didnt find a melee character yet

[hexed stag]

"level with the top of it" or something
also the height of monitor is relevant, the lowest elbow position should be slightly above desk height

like, when your arms are down

[visual abyss]

Huhh like for me rn my elbows are below but my eyes are 90% up the monitor..

[hexed stag]

higher chair and mby adjust the monitor higher (or use a stand)

[real aspen]

get a monitor arm

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/JosephFox_088/status/2004915145680846937 @sour rivet

JosephFox2 (@JosephFox_088)

https://t.co/VOh0w6DzMR

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[carmine laurel]

The future

[blazing maple]

Me reccomending a reptile to my amputee friend for grafting purposes:

[left mantle]

When you shadowbox bobby hill

[carmine laurel]

It's Real Steel's first steps

https://tenor.com/view/hugh-jackman-punch-reel-steal-shadow-boxing-ko-gif-11518160

[left mantle]

THAT'S MY PURSE

I DON'T KNOW YOU

[rocky turtle]

[carmine laurel]

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/0yXZ9j2Uf5k?si=V4aNAEQaTo_HQfxP @rocky turtle @left mantle @blazing maple @proven tundra

[proven tundra]

That takes me back

[proven tundra]

[carmine laurel]

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/zw79RVnlCb0?si=HeXp_ScoT6aRBnAZ

[quiet abyss]

you have a good chair? neat

i learned that apparently E2M3s music is based on pantera's song, regular people

[proven tundra]

That was cool AF
Thanks Ivan

[quiet abyss]

so it seems the old id software team liked pantera

neat

just like me fr

[proven tundra]

Same oomfie

Rip dimebag

[quiet abyss]

yeah losing dimebag was a rough hit

reminds me of how avenged sevenfold lost the rev

both were so good

[upbeat verge]

idk if its good or not

but its comfy

[quiet abyss]

and the new albums still suffer from his loss, his replacement is really good, but man the rev was iconic

anyways, im gonna go back to playing my oldhead doom games

[visual abyss]

If I adjust my chair up it's uncomfortable to look down tho

[quiet abyss]

wait so you look up at your monitor? or?

[visual abyss]

It's eye level

[quiet abyss]

and if you adjust your chair you would have to look down?

[quiet abyss]

so wheres the problem?

[visual abyss]

My hands are too far down

It's uncomfortable to use mouse for long time

[quiet abyss]

how tall is your fucking monitor stand?

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6TbYnMMWfdUZXQm6tZ6vib?si=c6258592c3b04a6f @quiet abyss

[quiet abyss]

2015 youtube intros be like:

but yeah i used to love skrillex

i kinda grew out of it after hearing it for like 3-4 years

[visual abyss]

Idk not that tall

There's like 15cm between monitor bottom and my table

It isn't adjustable

[upbeat verge]

I mean

[quiet abyss]

so how is your monitor here: ->

and your arms way the fuck down here? ->

[upbeat verge]

grim amine apparently hates skrillex but fuck him

skrillex is goated

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

bro is a fucking grandad

[quiet abyss]

i dont hate skrillex, i just dont listen to skrillex much anymore

[upbeat verge]

hears anything after 1970 and thinks it s trash

I SAID GRIM ANIMA HATES HIM ATROX

[quiet abyss]

i see that

im telling you my opinion now

unsolicited

anyways, sometimes i listen to skrillex, but its not like its common in my playlist, its just still there from a couple years ago and i put it on sometimes

[upbeat verge]

hes genuinely a good artist and an amazing DJ

Same as Lil Jon

[proven tundra]

Skillex is fine
I just like stuff like Gunship, Dance with the Dead, Carpenter Brüt more these days

[quiet abyss]

i mean... you dont become one of the greatest edm artists by sucking at your fucking job

[upbeat verge]

exactly

[visual abyss]

Bc I am sitting in a way the monitor is eye level

[upbeat verge]

bro used to move the world back in the day

[quiet abyss]

i am too

[upbeat verge]

yeah yeah whatever unc we goon to mommy asmr and femboys now

[quiet abyss]

but my keyboard is not much lower than my monitor

[quiet abyss]

who is we?

[upbeat verge]

YES MF

WE

[quiet abyss]

idk about the asmr

[upbeat verge]

[left mantle]

you speaking french?

[upbeat verge]

now wait a minute

[proven tundra]

You can goon to whatever you want
The artists I named are newer than Skrillex ya boomer

[quiet abyss]

we dont speak frog tongue here

[visual abyss]

My elbows are lower than the surface of my table tho

[upbeat verge]

License and pigmentation

[quiet abyss]

what?

[visual abyss]

Which creates uncomfortable angle on the corner of table

[upbeat verge]

bodycam off since vietnam

[quiet abyss]

buddy huh

are they hanging off the desk?

[left mantle]

The dimensions ain't dimensioning here

[quiet abyss]

you just have your arms hanging off the edge of the desk

[visual abyss]

They're on my chair hand rest thing?

[quiet abyss]

that... WHY

just put them on the fucking desk

you jackanape

[visual abyss]

Like how

My ELBOWS?

[quiet abyss]

WHAT YOU MEAN HOW???

[quiet abyss]

YES

[visual abyss]

So like

[quiet abyss]

then lay them across the desk

flat

with the keyboard ahead of you

further in the desk

[visual abyss]

Like?

[quiet abyss]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[left mantle]

BROTHER WHAT

[quiet abyss]

JUST PUSH THE KEYBOARD FUTHER INTO THE DESK

[visual abyss]

Elbow on the desk

[quiet abyss]

what the HELL ARE YOU DOING

im fucking dying

[visual abyss]

Same

[quiet abyss]

buddy got that chicken wing stance

[upbeat verge]

fucking mantis

[visual abyss]

That's not how I normally do it

[upbeat verge]

nah you a freak

[quiet abyss]

my guy in fly mode with them arched arms

https://tenor.com/view/fly-insect-bug-evil-plot-gif-5650927

lookin ass

[visual abyss]

THIS is normal

[quiet abyss]

no its not

[visual abyss]

I'm not normally a mantis

[quiet abyss]

push your shit further on the desk

and it will feel better

unless your desk is like 1 foot wide

i mean by all means i got a small ass desk, but youre just... not using your desk space enough

i could never play like that

[visual abyss]

That moves the uncomfortable spot further up my arm but doesn't fix anything..

[visual abyss]

Same

But I still do it

[upbeat verge]

G502 HOLY BASED

[quiet abyss]

idk man, just like... figure it out or something, tilt the keyboard so your whole forearm is on the desk or something

no idea

just experiment

do something about it

[visual abyss]

Keyboard is ok mouse is my problem

[quiet abyss]

ok so... just change the mouse clearly

anyways

just move it somewhere

no idea

[visual abyss]

No that's not it I mean the mouse using hand is the problem

[quiet abyss]

it was a joke

anyways

yeah i got no idea how the hell you intend to fix this issue, because i got no idea

you might just have a longer forearm than me

[verbal gate]

I regret to inform you that my g502 proteus specrum has finally died

[quiet abyss]

because your setup, like how your mousepad and mouse is, isnt far off mine

[proven tundra]

Enderman ahh arms

[verbal gate]

time to switch to his younger brother, the g502 hero lmao

[quiet abyss]

and i can put almost my whole forearm on the desk no problem

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/press-f-pay-respect-coffin-burial-gif-12855021

[quiet abyss]

g502 is nice and all, but it costs like 40 more dollars than my current mouse, just for like 5 more buttons

[verbal gate]

I already have his younger brother, the Hero

[quiet abyss]

i dont need more than 2

[left mantle]

is your mouse 3 cents?

[quiet abyss]

on my damned mouse

[quiet abyss]

canadian dollars

[left mantle]

oh monopoly money

[proven tundra]

laughs in $18 CAD mouse

[verbal gate]

I bought it since the proteus has been having problems with sticky wheel and the right click dont feel good no more

[quiet abyss]

mhm

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

yeah its 75 doll hairs for the hero

[upbeat verge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCW4eGoLX3s

[quiet abyss]

its 28 for mine

the g203, perfectly affordable and its just fine

[verbal gate]

the hero costs like 26 usd

[quiet abyss]

yes... USD

USD

NOT FUCKING CAD

[verbal gate]

I forgot the conversion to cad but when I purchased mine it was like 1.5k php

even more of monopoly money

[upbeat verge]

@quiet abyss

[quiet abyss]

yea when converted to cad its 38

[proven tundra]

It's on sale rn

[quiet abyss]

yeah i was pointing out the original price

[upbeat verge]

by far one of the best mice ever created

[quiet abyss]

i was ignoring the sale tbh

[quiet abyss]

ugly as sin tho

[upbeat verge]

eh

its a mouse not a painting

[quiet abyss]

might be good to use

[upbeat verge]

you're looking at the monitor

[quiet abyss]

but damn its fucking icky

[upbeat verge]

not your fucking mouse

[verbal gate]

its weighty which is really good for me

[upbeat verge]

so is your mom

[quiet abyss]

yeah the g203 isnt that heavy, and i dont mind that, its food to me too

[verbal gate]

you oughta be ashamed of yourself

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

I'm not

[left mantle]

I have both

Mainly because 203 is dirt ass cheap

[verbal gate]

I have this razer viper mini that I won in a raffle, shits too light for me

[quiet abyss]

but its nice for dirt cheap

better than most bum ass razers

[verbal gate]

its cyberpunk themed lmao

[proven tundra]

That is cheap

[quiet abyss]

indeed

[left mantle]

With a good in house sensor

[quiet abyss]

but its really good

for cheap

i love mine

[verbal gate]

Awful, I only use it when I need it wireless

[quiet abyss]

the clicks are crisp, the wheel is nice and textured, the side buttons feel good

and the sensor?

pretty good

the lights are there too, but its not that important

[chrome ginkgo]

hmmmm yes

[proven tundra]

I use

In whatever colour is the cheapest lol

[left mantle]

But you know what the best part of having a decent mouse is?

[proven tundra]

It's currently purple

[left mantle]

I'm not obscenely worried about actually using it

[chrome ginkgo]

I got a 16000 DPI wireless MMO mouse from Redragon

unfortunately I only use it at 1000 DPI all the time anyway

[proven tundra]

MMO mouse?

[quiet abyss]

as much as i dont blame you, i dont like those things

[real aspen]

mine goes up to

uh

25600

[quiet abyss]

mostly because i dont like how small those are

[proven tundra]

It is tiny

[quiet abyss]

ah 25k dpi, the setting all 5 people use

[proven tundra]

Like palm of my hand small

[quiet abyss]

anything over like 10k is overkill

[quiet abyss]

yes, and thats why hate it

i used one for years on a laptop

[proven tundra]

Sorry for poor picture
Too lazy to turn the lights on

[quiet abyss]

folding couch table

W

[proven tundra]

Love TV trays

[teal spade]

Please don't post pictures of your sex toys here

[proven tundra]

Everybody has one

[left mantle]

How else do you practice the pointer and ring finger

That's your one alloted joke of that type from me this week

[teal spade]

🤘

[proven tundra]

That's pointer and pinky

[teal spade]

Who says you can't wear a ring on a pinkie finger?

[left mantle]

Anyway, La creatura

[verbal gate]

hand cam hand cam

[proven tundra]

Cock

[restive bear]

Ultra bright asf torch

Could light up a fair lass' bedroom with it

[proven tundra]

My living room has now been fully doxxed

You can Google maps your way around it

[restive bear]

I will pillage your cheese

[verbal gate]

drones have been sent, dont bother running

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

ok obama

[visual abyss]

I had no idea either that's why I asked

[verbal gate]

dawg why are you dead, they're delivery drones. did I tick the wrong box in the order

[visual abyss]

Or well my solution was to play with controller but I'm not good with that

[quiet abyss]

yes

[left mantle]

direct impact delivery

[quiet abyss]

you did

rat dad is dead

you bastard

[proven tundra]

You ticked the rocket delivery instead of cheese delivery

[visual abyss]

I tried to play with controller but it was like actually too hard I went 0:10 bro

[left mantle]

This was the delivery message

[proven tundra]

Love bombers

[left mantle]

(still one of the best post-kill mails I have ever gotten)

I got greedy in J-Space and this was the outcome

[quiet abyss]

ted kaczynski fantasizers:

[celest plank]

tonights the night

I gotta finish all my shit before releasing the vid

[quiet abyss]

wait... when did i add uno on steam?

am i fucking retarded? i genuinely forgot i added uno

[verbal gate]

it comes with your steam dipshit

[quiet abyss]

wait it does?

i dont have uno in my library

i mean uno from this discord

[proven tundra]

Everyone gets Uno added as a friend by default

[quiet abyss]

stinky

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

[teal spade]

Man is gonna tie a noose, hit send then jump

[quiet abyss]

clearly

[teal spade]

[quiet abyss]

getting his affairs in order

[quiet abyss]

affairs being rope and a chair

[quiet abyss]

idk what this means

i genuinely am so confused

im meant to have uno?

[celest plank]

atrox cant read confirmed

[teal spade]

Que my profile banner

[visual abyss]

How to learn to play a shooter with a controller from 0 controller experience?

[quiet abyss]

i also have a warning from dickord

[verbal gate]

I was just making a reference to that one guy on xbox who doesnt have uno

[proven tundra]

Ontarians famously cannot read

[quiet abyss]

dont

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

just fix your mouse positioning

[quiet abyss]

apparently

[quiet abyss]

dont you live out east?

[visual abyss]

But like controller is so nice (it also gives aim assist in games)

[quiet abyss]

dont even talk water boy

[teal spade]

It's not in your banner

[quiet abyss]

yeah i know

[quiet abyss]

its not nice

it feels like shit

[proven tundra]

Maritimers rise up! We're being oppressed!

[quiet abyss]

once youve gotten used to kb&m its shit

[quiet abyss]

oppressed by what? shorelines?

[quiet abyss]

[celest plank]

We have something in common

[proven tundra]

😔

[visual abyss]

It's nice in Elden ring tho

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

the ONE thing you could have said

and its NOT a shooter

[verbal gate]

is your account recovered or did you just make a new one?

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

new

[celest plank]

new

[proven tundra]

new

[nocturne aurora]

i see an leather sofa and know that rat is casting corn

greeting chat btw

[verbal gate]

pron-brained heathen

[proven tundra]

No leather here just bad lighting currently

[celest plank]

I aint letting indians see my drivers licence just to leak it in a week

[forest acorn]

[proven tundra]

[nocturne aurora]

[quiet abyss]

thats a new one

gonna jot that down

[teal spade]

[craggy oriole]

perfidious wench

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/dominos-gi-fs-pizza-dominos-feelings-food-gif-7255718

[craggy oriole]

foul mannered wastrel

[visual abyss]

Well I never played a shooter with a controller

Or I did long long time ago

[restive bear]

Bruh i got interrupted while in a convo lmfao

[quiet abyss]

you dont want to

trust me

[craggy oriole]

it sucks i dont know how people do it

[visual abyss]

Well in that case I can't play fast paced shooters

[quiet abyss]

no its not bad if you have a couple years of time on it, but thats if you start on controller

if you start on pc, then move to controller

[visual abyss]

And I only know 1 not fast paced shooter but it's not even co-op just single player..

[quiet abyss]

you will hate it

what game?

[craggy oriole]

yeah but then its just a matter of having muscle memory which you can build up for kbm easy

[quiet abyss]

its easy on controller

its just aiming isnt easy

because its not gradient like a mouse

mice are much more controllable, the sticks arent

[craggy oriole]

im talking specifically shooters btw

[quiet abyss]

same here

[craggy oriole]

i play everything i can with a controller

[visual abyss]

We are in the server of a single player not fast paced shooter.. :D

[quiet abyss]

i only use controllers for flying

[quiet abyss]

its not fast paced to you? well i take any chance i get to make it fast

so idk

probably my problem XD

[visual abyss]

I played with a controller in shooters in like 2018

Before I played on a PC and it was nice

[craggy oriole]

i do at like peoples houses when hanging out

[visual abyss]

Well I mean fast paced everyone has their opinion but fast paced for me comes mainly from real players I never found co-op / single player shooters fast paced

[proven tundra]

I played Gears of War MP against my daughter with controller
She destroyed me 9/10 times

The other 1/10 she still won but it was closer

[timber oxide]

I am awake

[verbal gate]

wait guy who made ajin made a new series?

[proven tundra]

[craggy oriole]

i was babysitting and playing smash with one of the kids and i was letting him win and then he started getting real cocky so i had to teach him a lesson and i actually had to try

[timber oxide]

[craggy oriole]

dude was like eight

[timber oxide]

Now, lemme do a very important thing first

[proven tundra]

Eat pancakes?

[visual abyss]

If I learned controller for a while it probably would be more comfortable and I would do better than I do with a mouse rn

[timber oxide]

No, remove McQueen

Pancakes are important too, tho

[craggy oriole]

good morning packmate

[snow tree]

Blessed

[timber oxide]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006341705924087919/1085674750031966218/82E1E16D-1C29-43BF-A5C8-F4A279591EE9.gif

[snow tree]

[rocky turtle]

🐺 🤝 🐺
🤝

[snow tree]

[hexed stag]

put your monitor on a shoebox or stack of books or whatever.

[thick plover]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[craggy oriole]

omg hiii

[craggy oriole]

me and who

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

clearly never played darktide or something

co-op shooter right there

[visual abyss]

Don't know that one so

[quiet abyss]

great game

actually you can play that on controller

i dont, but its much more doable

[craggy oriole]

beta decay better deliver

cant stop thinking about that gam

[proven tundra]

Beta Decay and Dandelion Void

[thick plover]

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GIVE ME NEW SLOP TO PLAAAAAAAY

[uneven sapphire]

@pallid sapphire

[uneven sapphire]

tsfu retard

[left mantle]

We ballin.

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-mr-krabs-rock-kill-funny-gif-9335991183390802421

[carmine laurel]

I look so mad on your screen

[thick plover]

holy shit the games 2GB

wishlisted immediately

[hexed stag]

Play with some|| girlslop||

[prisma heath]

the fit looks like it'd be worn by a Fallout settler.

[uneven sapphire]

this is your game

[celest plank]

3 more episodes of got and then the bad shit will unfold

[thick plover]

counterpoint: you are hungarian

[celest plank]

Bro you are serbian 😭

[uneven sapphire]

[celest plank]

You are like a black guy calling a latin guy the s word

[thick plover]

shut up, my life is like

10% less shit

I win

[uneven sapphire]

nah

[celest plank]

You bitch, shit and piss about everything on a daily basis

[craggy oriole]

yeah i need cuckold simulator to know what its like

[celest plank]

Just the fact that you lack arguments to the point of pointing at everyones nationality says a lot about you

[craggy oriole]

could never be me in real life

[thick plover]

you are the only one arguing here

[uneven sapphire]

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[thick plover]

brother entered chat and started throwing shit around like monke and says Im arguing

[celest plank]

Of course I am

Indeed I did

[uneven sapphire]

@little depot you are in beta decay

[craggy oriole]

zaza logo

[vital venture]

[celest plank]

zλzU

half life

[thick plover]

something eventually happens

time to do a few games of deadlock then start vintaging it

and by it I mean my story

[visual abyss]

I wonder what shooter could I play where I don't need crazy aim

[real aspen]

redacted

[brittle karma]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2003087592342909272

Manga Mogura RE (Anime & Manga News) (@MangaMoguraRE)

"Himouto! Umaru-chan" creator Sankakuhead revealed that Umaru-chan is based on his little sister who unfortunately passed away during the creation of the manga due to an illness.
︀︀
︀︀He was struggling to continue drawing the manga after that but decided to keep this a secret until now to not ruin the fun of readers.

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FixupX · Dec 22, 2025, 12:57 PM

[visual abyss]

Idk how I'm so bad at shooters..

[upbeat verge]

@left mantle

text

[faint roost]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-spin-sha-gif-26863370

[uneven sapphire]

fish

[vital venture]

https://tenor.com/view/raiden-dancing-gif-26526437

[rocky turtle]

@oblique belfry

[hexed stag]

try Crusader Knights 2

better yet, step away fromm the pc and do something irl

[vital venture]

But how else can I start a DayZ cannibalistic cult

Actually ig that could also be done irl

[blazing maple]

Pretend its an MLM and hire people using all the jargon

"Be your own boss!"

"You choose the hours you cannibalise!"

"Work your way up one body at a time!"

[vital venture]

Start handing out fliers to single mothers at night

"You can start one bite at a time"

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

get on darktide

inb4 youre working

[vital venture]

I go to work in an hour

[thick plover]

IM ALMOST DONE OH MY GODDDDDDDDD

[quiet abyss]

fuck

[thick plover]

im gunna die

[vital venture]

I only work 4 hours anyway u can survive that long

(Im gonna get on and play arma 3 king of the hill instead )

[quaint snow]

Rich coming from a racist

[quiet abyss]

ive not slept

[vital venture]

[visual abyss]

Is free or?

[shrewd gull]

Magyar talks shit

[slim magnet]

https://youtu.be/DLS5T_EjdGE

[upbeat verge]

what did Momopate mean by this

[slim magnet]

hairdresser lady got me a weird "long" pixie cut

like it's not bad

i think it looks too boyish

[upbeat verge]

???

u got a femboy cut or what

[slim magnet]

i always get a wolf cut

or a mullet

[shrewd gull]

My hairdresser always fucks up my pixie cut

[upbeat verge]

not familiar with these lesbo cuts dawg

[copper vapor]

yea wtf are these names

[upbeat verge]

I tell her same as usual she gives me my undercut and moves on

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

Ivans dream woman

[proven tundra]

CK2 base game is free on steam

[upbeat verge]

only sometimes she trims the ends

[slim magnet]

exactly my issue with modern barbers and non dedicated hair saloon hairdressers

[proven tundra]

There are 1 million dlc's tho

[upbeat verge]

rest of the time I only get the undercut on the side and rear and thats it

[craggy oriole]

trust your lesbian hairdresser

[upbeat verge]

its why I go to a womans saloon not men

[slim magnet]

they're just hacks that ask you for a premium and the only thing they know how to do is a fade

and even that they somehow fuck up

[copper vapor]

I just trim the length of my hair every few months

[upbeat verge]

men can't cut long hair for shit

like actually

[proven tundra]

1/2 inch on top
1/4 inch on sides
Taper the back
Been getting the same haircut for 30 years

[upbeat verge]

go to woman hairdresser shes a nice 50 year old lady very sweet very talkative

[shrewd gull]

You can tell many things by looking at the hairdresser's hairstyle.

[upbeat verge]

they dont even have a proper hairstyle they just have normal long hair

only one of the hairdressers sometimes dyes her hair different colors

[real aspen]

i recently got an actual haircut instead of bog standard buzzcut

[shrewd gull]

You kno I replied to the "men" message

[real aspen]

it's like

uhhh i dunno the name

but like the young people nowadays do it

short on sides and back, medium on top

[uneven sapphire]

what

[oblique belfry]

saw the video

its a hassle but doable

[slim magnet]

a fade, the modern bog standard for men

[upbeat verge]

maaatre

I had to take all my cables

from my cable bag

just fo find my oneblade charging cable

ggs

[real aspen]

kinda like this?

[upbeat verge]

the 2016 football lesbo cut

Love it

[slim magnet]

that's the buzz lightyear shelf cut for dudes nowadayz

with a z

[upbeat verge]

OMG NOT THE Z

idk we're still rocking the long hair

and I will rock it until I go bald at 35 or something

[real aspen]

this is what i had before

[upbeat verge]

homo

[little depot]

Me but zaza

[slim magnet]

bro went from bland to boring

[upbeat verge]

@little depot omg azu hi meow

[rocky turtle]

[little depot]

I need this so badly

[upbeat verge]

shoutout to the oneblade trimmer btw

its lovely

[craggy oriole]

i just sort of get my bangs cut shorter than the back of my hair so it looks nice when i tie it back

i didnt luck out on a lot of genes but ive always had really nice long wavy hair

[real aspen]

explode

[little depot]

Hiii

[little depot]

Hiiii

[slim magnet]

el azul

[little depot]

Me

[little depot]

Blauw

[rocky turtle]

@copper vapor is this true?

[olive coral]

hello offtopic

[shrewd gull]

I do mine like this :3

[olive coral]

how are you guys doing this fine evening

[rocky turtle]

privet

[slim magnet]

got mine kinda like that but the back side is not as short

that's why i say it's like a weird "long"ish pixie cut

i don't hate but i don't quite like it either

[olive coral]

добрый вечер

[pallid sapphire]

Ivans dates be like

[slim magnet]

oddly having it longish on the back is what makes it look boyish the most

[shrewd gull]

Ehh, how mine comes out depends on which hairdresser works that day... Mostly they uhh make it too short everywhere, but once I was lucky for the owner herself to do my hair and she did it perfectly

[olive coral]

LET ME IIIIIIIIN

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-door-jumping-happy-excited-gif-14554367

[rocky turtle]

what if u want to get in tarkov but nikita said:
Backend ERROR

[olive coral]

NAAAAAAAH

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[rocky turtle]

i was close

[snow tree]

[raven swan]

hold on chat i may be cooking (reaching for my wallet)(wrongfully posted in newbies 1st try)

[olive coral]

dogshit dead game

sigh

[rocky turtle]

[snow tree]

Deserved for trying to play live tarkslop

[rocky turtle]

play quasimorph its 2d tarkov but fun

[olive coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[dreamy kestrel]

yo wierd question but any old tarkov players that would let me try out the game before buying it ? i want to play it but its kinda expensive

[shrewd gull]

🫃

[shrewd gull]

Tarkov sucks ass

[dreamy kestrel]

still

[olive coral]

god bless this functional game

and its developers

i have they have a nice new year and a merry christmas

[dreamy kestrel]

played it for 100h ages ago but on a friends acc want to see if i still like it

[dreamy kestrel]

more or less

[olive coral]

its literally the same but better recoil and less loot

and depends when you started playing, probably more cheaters

[slim magnet]

neck is part of the torso health pool instead of the head

so you won't get decapitated by a blicky

[proven tundra]

I must ARC until I Raiders

[pallid raft]

i must minecraft story mode until i dantdm

[olive coral]

remember watching iedy doing a raid on streets

and he wore and armour without neck kevlar

and a scav kileld him with ppsh

[slim magnet]

i necked so many people before the change

friends included

[dreamy kestrel]

4 yrs ago

[dreamy kestrel]

real

[raven swan]

we're experience history today

[craggy oriole]

im so bored right now i need something to do

[olive coral]

yeah well everything i said applies

[craggy oriole]

kind of between lives right now so i dont want to go out and be social with people im leaving in ayear

[olive coral]

armour protects less now

[craggy oriole]

i need a nolife game

[raven swan]

you have a who year in front of you, never discount the length of time you have on hand

[celest plank]

rimworld

[raven swan]

warframe

[craggy oriole]

burnt out on rimworld warframe hmmmm

[proven tundra]

project zomboid

[craggy oriole]

burnt out on zomboid

[proven tundra]

dang

[raven swan]

become a star farer

[craggy oriole]

still havent seen the winter

[craggy oriole]

ive left too many lives behind it sucks

[proven tundra]

i'm switching between ARC and Dominions 6 rn

[craggy oriole]

ive moved around a whole lot

[raven swan]

i understand the pain

[olive coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rml8tX3WztA

[raven swan]

🫂

[olive coral]

woohoo

i love tarkov

hell yeah

[craggy oriole]

eh im not broken up about it but i appreciate it

[raven swan]

[craggy oriole]

i still have time and i have people in canada where im trying to move

[olive coral]

[craggy oriole]

more just dont want to meet people and be like omg bye!!

anyway i need something to do

[raven swan]

lots of no life-able games

[craggy oriole]

zomboid really needs a better long game i keep complaining about it but its true

you get set up and then its just skill grinding and unengaging crafting stuff

[olive coral]

zomboids sucks ass if youre not playing with friends

[craggy oriole]

apparantly farming now takes longer than 4 days so thats cool

[upbeat verge]

with this new chair I can pull the backrest backwards so much I'm practiclaly laying

[olive coral]

youre forced into doing what you specked

[upbeat verge]

imagine the generational head one can get like that

peak

[olive coral]

or you will have an exp debuff

[craggy oriole]

then it sucks ass cus everyone keeps quitting before month two

ive been looking into this mod called horde night that looks cool

sends weekly massive hordes at your base but i dunno how far thatd carry the game

[olive coral]

zomboid fighting isnt particularry engaging either

[upbeat verge]

not to be that guy

[upbeat verge]

but zomboid looks boring af

[olive coral]

i swear to fucking god

[craggy oriole]

lord help me im gonna buy minecraft finally and get terrafirmagreg

[olive coral]

https://tenor.com/view/mald-guy-gif-18778091

[craggy oriole]

zomboid is broing as fuck

boring

[upbeat verge]

sir wrong chat

shoo

[craggy oriole]

its fun though

[olive coral]

no

[craggy oriole]

like antistasi

[olive coral]

fuck you

[upbeat verge]

fuck you too bitch

[olive coral]

see but when you post shit in tarkov channel

[craggy oriole]

got an antistasi game coming up with ooms and im psyched for that but christ im so bored

[oblique belfry]

based anasui

[upbeat verge]

yes yes pot and kettle we've been over this

[olive coral]

i swear to god

if it

fucking

[raven swan]

We're going to experience PEAK

[olive coral]

doesnt work

i will crash out

oh no it worked

ok

[raven swan]

You already are

[upbeat verge]

haha 67 67

[oblique belfry]

killing ivan

[upbeat verge]

no

[oblique belfry]

you are beyond saving now

[upbeat verge]

@proven tundra @oblique belfry @olive coral

Love the chair btw

[oblique belfry]

fatass

[craggy oriole]

67 really didnt last long did it

[real aspen]

a chair like that would give out under my fat ass

[upbeat verge]

that bag is from 3 days ago

[oblique belfry]

lazy bum

clean yo room mane

[craggy oriole]

i really thought 67 would have more staying power

[upbeat verge]

no

[oblique belfry]

also why is it so leaned back

[uneven sapphire]

what should i play

rimworld or minecraft

[upbeat verge]

U say that but next to me is the hello kitty blanket

[uneven sapphire]

[upbeat verge]

demonstration purposes

[slim magnet]

whatever happened to mario judah tho

[upbeat verge]

if I want

[thick plover]

800 games in my steam family

holy shit

[slim magnet]

you know

[upbeat verge]

I lean the chair back

[thick plover]

giant ass library

[oblique belfry]

ah

[upbeat verge]

and pull out the blanket

and go nap

[slim magnet]

yo where the fuck is mario judah

[verbal gate]

only reason it lasted is because folks were being stupid about it, saying that its the worst thing they've heard

[craggy oriole]

god help me im going to finally buy my own minecraft account and download terrafirmagreg

[oblique belfry]

dude

[verbal gate]

without the irony even the younger folks doesnt give a shit about it

[oblique belfry]

there is a bed literally 1 cm away from you

[slim magnet]

bro dropped a 1 minute long single, became a meme, and vanished

[craggy oriole]

yeah thats what i mean

[upbeat verge]

yeah but the pc isn't

[craggy oriole]

its just irony posting now

[oblique belfry]

fair point

[craggy oriole]

but not in a chicken jockey way

[upbeat verge]

For the bed

[craggy oriole]

in like a its dead in all ways way

[upbeat verge]

I have my teenage mutant ninja turtles bedsheets

[verbal gate]

oh man I wish my new chair had that

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/un-jinete-de-gallina-chicken-jockey-spanish-minecraft-a-minecraft-movie-gif-9192404633262137202

[real aspen]

my current chair is 65cm tall

[craggy oriole]

flint and steel

[upbeat verge]

bro is a gnome

[slim magnet]

bro sitting on a 6.5cm chair

[upbeat verge]

no recovering from that

[thick plover]

a forest spirit

[raven swan]

my current chair is my bed

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flEOZQn-sIc

[craggy oriole]

being tall isnt all that its cracked up to be

[celest plank]

wtf kinda backrest is that

[real aspen]

ოკ უნცლე

[craggy oriole]

short people can fuck up a billion times but when youre tall you have to excel

[celest plank]

are you laying a 100kg bag of coal in there or what

[upbeat verge]

LEANED IT FOR DEMONSTRATIONAL PURPOSES

[craggy oriole]

when youre tall you have to be competent and in control

[raven swan]

p!translate ოკ უნცლე

[muted gyro]

That language is not supported.

[raven swan]

[craggy oriole]

also you have to just tank so much bullshit

[upbeat verge]

[copper vapor]

p!translate en ოკ უნცლე

[upbeat verge]

georgian isnt real confirmed

[muted gyro]

Original

ოკ უნცლე

English

Ok Unzle

[upbeat verge]

unzle

[copper vapor]

lettuce failed the command

[upbeat verge]

aalright

[raven swan]

Certified Unzle

[upbeat verge]

man youre such an unzle

[raven swan]

i've failed my intelligence test too

[real aspen]

it's kinda like this, but taller, and not fluffy

[upbeat verge]

we can tell

[celest plank]

jeżeli to tłumaczysz to Ivan musi nagrać 20 minutowy filmik jak kręci dupą niczym napęd DVD

[upbeat verge]

??????????????

[slim magnet]

i want white converses

[uneven blade]

STALKER BROTHERS! HELP!

I completed the game and took some screenshots as a souvenir. Could you tell me what folder the screenshots are in?

[upbeat verge]

wrong channel retard

fuck outta here

[celest plank]

chill bro

[upbeat verge]

no

[real aspen]

i had to modify my table to be taller for it lol

[slim magnet]

but holy shit they're expensive

[celest plank]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat this is where you should be looking for pal

[uneven blade]

toxic reported!

[upbeat verge]

oh nooo

[slim magnet]

lmfaoooo

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

[upbeat verge]

oneblade nearly charged

ez

[real aspen]

it's this exact one lmao

[oblique belfry]

[craggy oriole]

da hell

[oblique belfry]

why is there a gaster version of elephant

[celest plank]

mongolian monk ahh

[craggy oriole]

thats your chair?

[real aspen]

yes

[real aspen]

tall

[raven swan]

the elephant will explode my balls?

[upbeat verge]

WHAT IS THATTTT

[real aspen]

it's comfy

[craggy oriole]

your core must be fucking jacked

i should start sitting in a stool

[real aspen]

why would they be?

[olive coral]

shturman dead

[upbeat verge]

u gotta show it sab

[olive coral]

[craggy oriole]

cus youre not just leaning back in a comfy chair like me

[real aspen]

i can lean back just fine

[upbeat verge]

a comfy chair truly makes a man buss all over

[craggy oriole]

im gonna regret it when im old

[real aspen]

but i prefer to sit upright

[verbal gate]

man I gotta get the chair you have amirite

[real aspen]

best thing about it, is that i have an ottoman under the table to put my legs on

storage and comfort in one

[proven tundra]

solo'ed a leaper
got one dang pulse unit

[sour rivet]

hi rat

[proven tundra]

henlo birb!!!

[left mantle]

Me and shiyon playing ring around the rosie with a leaper for the first time

[raven swan]

good evening rat dad

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/heresjhonny555-gif-17140204686577388089

[slim magnet]

brothers saying they were good at ctf and all that shit but they only "mained" facing worlds and all they did was stand either atop the tower on in the redeemer room sniping attackers and never once stepping close to the health barrel

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

please don't jump on my washing machine

[sour rivet]

can you uh
translate this into halo speak

[slim magnet]

idk halo was fucking boring

[real aspen]

anyway

i need to design arms

and legs

[forest acorn]

meow

[verbal gate]

"Hard" locked safe
Abysmal dogshit inside
why is Fallout like this

[proven tundra]

[craggy oriole]

you like the way it hurts you

deep down

[verbal gate]

who are you saying this in relation to

[forest acorn]

hiii rat

[proven tundra]

[craggy oriole]

mysteriously plays the flute into the wind

[sour rivet]

whuh
where did he go?

[verbal gate]

must have been the wind

[sour rivet]

👀

[verbal gate]

scam got sniped lmao

[real aspen]

mmm

issue is

[craggy oriole]

i missed public discords

[real aspen]

i dont really want them to be just cylinders

or ovals

[copper vapor]

yea it's lame

I soloed a rocketeer the other day and only got one driver

[craggy oriole]

im in proximity to a project that has a git and wiki and they both get swamped with bots

[sour rivet]

time to do more witchfiyah

and shoot da stakegun

[craggy oriole]

hello my name is chris laughner i am from austria and i wish to share the gift of knowledge with the world

[forest acorn]

[verbal gate]

tell me more good sir

[sour rivet]

cant believe it took the painkiller devs 20 years to make a sequel

i spawned next to 2 creepers

fucking Velmorne

[craggy oriole]

i like climbing and boating and climbing and sharing the gift of knowledge with the world

[copper vapor]

[craggy oriole]

bots are awesome i miss old bots before llms

markov chains were so sick

[rocky turtle]

[olive coral]

ein zwei drei the beste partei

[verbal gate]

a markov chain with a sunny disposition

[verbal gate]

mods, smack his nuts

[craggy oriole]

a lot of people i hear about are getting hacked lately

[hexed stag]

Yes, but you get what you pay for

[craggy oriole]

someone almost got me with this thing and i only got saved by the fact that i knew the person so well

some kind of link that gets your discord login thats disguised as a beta test for a game the hacker pretended to want to play

[oblique belfry]

right now rainbox six is hacked and apparently hackers gave every single player max amount of renown and r6 credits and dev skins
Ubisoft is banning people who used those credits and renowns