╟❓general-offtopic

[real aspen]

a rich noble that has seen combat and fought well enough to not get the decorations damaged

[proven tundra]

[cold hound]

and where are these nobles now? huh? dead

[real aspen]

[cold hound]

wait are you turkish?

[copper vapor]

georgian

we do have a resident turk but it's not him

[sour rivet]

why do we even have 2 georgias

[cold hound]

https://tenor.com/view/joseph-stalin-hats-off-sending-off-gif-15305690

[cold hound]

word wipe americas georgia off earth

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

NO WAIT

[cold hound]

send them to space camps for mining

[opal star]

There's a rich Georgia and a broke Georgia.

[copper vapor]

mining what, space?

[cold hound]

lmfao they both broke

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-spice-dune-spice-tim-curry-gif-6757719141242238197

[real aspen]

arent both like broke as shit

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/gleipnir-hello-chat-hello-chat-ace-combat-x-gif-3619236803864126678

[cold hound]

https://tenor.com/view/georgia-scream-if-you-love-georgia-georgian-gif-11898596585545499275

[real aspen]

birb how broke is your fake georgia

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-poland-poland-germany-gif-14328272994735177728

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-bulgaria-scream-if-you-scream-if-scream-scream-bulgaria-gif-17302763914499349828

[cold hound]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cwuFS1Mb_o&t=53s

Gattsu is best georgian ever made

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-elden-ring-nightreign-scream-scream-if-you-love-elden-ring-nightreign-gif-2083554225888733541

[cold hound]

Elden Ring is so overrated

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-nightreign-nightreign-hop-on-nightreign-hop-on-gif-5613583480300229471

[cold hound]

Elden ring fan take a shower challenge literally impossible

[sour rivet]

god dang

i havent played this mf in so long

[proven tundra]

Georgia USA has a GDP around 20 times? Georgia the country

[opal star]

The states GDP is like $700 billion. Lol. Made almost $40 billion in revenue last year.

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-nightreign-hop-on-funny-meme-gif-11016555800528425085

[cold hound]

ok and?

[copper vapor]

I gotta play nr and enjoy the dlc

[proven tundra]

It's okay to be wrong

[copper vapor]

I'm still on that arc vibe tho

[proven tundra]

[opal star]

Actually nearly $900 billion in 2024.

[sour rivet]

I TRIED

TO DO THE FUCKING NIGHTREIGN SPRINT

[cold hound]

im literally not wrong go to georgia and meet georgians, theyre broke

[sour rivet]

IM COOKED

[proven tundra]

We've met Sab
We don't need to meet other Georgians

[cold hound]

i dont give a fuck about GDP what georgian citizen is actually benefiting from GDP, GDP is completely made up number that has no bearing on actual Georgians financial wellbeing

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/nightreign-hop-on-gif-18426048778805656053

[copper vapor]

wuh

[cold hound]

average georgian is a stupid broke hillbilly

[proven tundra]

Are you okay lol

Sure thing bud

[sour rivet]

we just CROUCH in dis game

[cold hound]

ive been to georgia once, savannah is nice, everywhere else its literally still 1899

[copper vapor]

is blud having another crashout already

[proven tundra]

I guess

[copper vapor]

wat

[cold hound]

why do people keep saying im having crashouts

[sour rivet]

bro

what do you not understand here

[cold hound]

im just talking, if i have a crashout check the news channel

[proven tundra]

Christmas crankies have taken another soul

[cold hound]

then you will see an actual crashout

[onyx vigil]

I love Sweden :3

But seriously FUCK DENMARK

[copper vapor]

I'm not following the whole sprint and crouching thing

[sour rivet]

there is no
nightreign sprint
in base elden ring

its just a crouch

[copper vapor]

oh right

true lmao

also don't forget the fall damage

[sour rivet]

[opal star]

Anyways, new hush puppy.

[sour rivet]

we both know im gonna do that

[cold hound]

1/10

you need a sight for your pistol? youre a bitch

shoot with eyes closed or dont shoot at all

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-washington-jamie-foxx-mad-laughing-femireactions-gif-25026895

[copper vapor]

this guy is ivan but without the "kys retard"

[cold hound]

this is my daily carry btw

its never failed

[proven tundra]

I guess some people can't stand to be sincere/honest on the internet
It would ruin their manly persona

[hexed stag]

Small object made of metal, glass and some electronics.

800 dolla

[proven tundra]

Hey now
There's probably plastic in there too

[real aspen]

don't worry, 92% of them don't even have internet, and the 7.999998% remaining don't even know discord is a thing

[cold hound]

Georgia is not that much of a shit hole

they have good food

[real aspen]

could be worse, yes

but could be so much goddamn better

[carmine laurel]

ignoring that knights specifically were the people who could afford decorated armor and that the unadorned armor you see on tv is because victorians thought the paint and heraldry that was used was only for show

[cold hound]

Georgia is actually a really cool Russian country

[cold hound]

im not reading that because i dont care

[real aspen]

main problem is the retarded politicians

[cold hound]

do not autistic info dump to me

[carmine laurel]

lmao brainlet

[real aspen]

but that can be said about most places

[cold hound]

not North Korea

[carmine laurel]

"I will reply to show you how little I care, that'll do it"

if you can't read, just say that

no one cares

[cold hound]

do not autistic info dump me when im already aware of this information, your mistake was taking the words i said seriously

[carmine laurel]

sureeee

you definitely knew that

[cold hound]

95% of the shit i say is just that, shit

[real aspen]

considering how common that info is, pretty sure he knew

[carmine laurel]

considering how common bad takes are, I doubt it

[real aspen]

knights were rich, that's about first thing you learn if you look into knights

[proven tundra]

I was just pretending to be regarded

Trust

[carmine laurel]

The age old 4chan defense

I knew, I was just baiting

you gotta believe me man

[carmine laurel]

It was all an act

[uneven sapphire]

Small plastic thing 500 dolla

This thing is so crazy to me how expensive it is

[carmine laurel]

i wish I had a reason to need one of these

[real aspen]

that's a lot of shit crammed into small package

[uneven sapphire]

Same

[opal star]

Peep the impact.

[proven tundra]

Wonder if you need a subscription to a service to make it work

[raven swan]

gotta love seeing people argue with shon, he's like the one person in offtopic with a semi working brain

[real aspen]

you do

[uneven sapphire]

It’s like 5 bucks

[raven swan]

[copper vapor]

if it works "beyond cell service" I suppose that'd make sense why it's so expensive

[opal star]

No.

[uneven sapphire]

10 a year

[real aspen]

damn

[sour rivet]

him

[real aspen]

just some lasers and buttons

smh

[cold hound]

have u seen the price of these tiny plastic electric thingy

[real aspen]

2k

[carmine laurel]

man if my brain counts as working, the rest of you are fucked

[marsh cargo]

[uneven sapphire]

It doesn’t?

[opal star]

Garmin makes incredible products, but they do give you the option to purchase a subscription for maps on your phone that you can combine with your tech.

[proven tundra]

Correct lol

[cold hound]

bro youre on a discord server

[carmine laurel]

so are you fuckstick

[opal star]

You don't need the pro sub to utilize the inreach.

[carmine laurel]

you're not special

[sour rivet]

fuuuuck

shiiiit

[uneven sapphire]

Oh

[cold hound]

now repeat that to yourself

[opal star]

That would defeat the entire purpose of the inreach, lol.

[real aspen]

animals figuring out their purpose in life

[uneven sapphire]

I subbed to it for the explore maps

[carmine laurel]

Ok and?

[marsh cargo]

such a dump statement

[cold hound]

you win.

i couldnt have prepared for an Ok and?

[proven tundra]

Have you read the rest of their dumb shit

[carmine laurel]

You watched me insult you all by insulting myself and thought I would be affected by not being special?

[cold hound]

anime pfp

[marsh cargo]

i saw georgia GDP being mentioned and decided not too

[real aspen]

that's not even anime

[sour rivet]

and there it is

[opal star]

Still worth it.

[proven tundra]

He's not very smart tbh

[cold hound]

same japenese garbage idc

[real aspen]

worse

[carmine laurel]

True

[real aspen]

american garbage

[uneven sapphire]

True

[cold hound]

do not ever use those two words in the same sentence ever again

[sour rivet]

american garbage

[carmine laurel]

Things to do in america: leave

[marsh cargo]

american garbage

[proven tundra]

It's an insult to garbage tbh

[green granite]

28 years later is done

[rocky turtle]

american garbage

[green granite]

Time to wait for 28 decades later

[real aspen]

united states more like ugggh shit

[sour rivet]

get me out of this country

[real aspen]

come to georgia

[marsh cargo]

flee to canada ratdad lives there

[carmine laurel]

We used to call england the trash island, but the usa has long dethroned them

[sour rivet]

can georgia lead to georgia

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

only for infinite shashlik

[cold hound]

Do not insult the United States of America. I will be a united states solider one day and i will invade your shithole country for oil and i will remember what you specifically said about my perfect country

[carmine laurel]

boo hoo

[green granite]

Fate worse than death

[carmine laurel]

cry us a river

[cold hound]

and then i will die from untreated medical issues and debt

[uneven sapphire]

You are already European enough

[sour rivet]

you will die for a tyrant and be forgotten

[uneven sapphire]

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

i will eat you

[cold hound]

that sounds hot

[real aspen]

yes

[marsh cargo]

hope you return in a pinewood box

[proven tundra]

Maybe skip to the dying part and save us some time
(Jk)
But actually you should probably lighten up you'll live longer

[real aspen]

there'll be fire involved

[cold hound]

if you eat me at least season me, throw my fat ass in a gyro or something

slow roast me

[real aspen]

no, that's lame

open campfire

[copper vapor]

a democratically-elected tyrant

[uneven sapphire]

Get some muscle on so we can hit the protein goals

[cold hound]

i would actually be upset if someone cannabilized me and ate me plain. season me, have sides that go good with me, get the best cut of meat off my body.

[uneven sapphire]

[carmine laurel]

Suprisingly common, just look across the pond

[cold hound]

"Democratically elected"

[sour rivet]

fishie! :D

[real aspen]

i want a tuna

[cold hound]

USA land of the "free" home of the "brave"

[uneven sapphire]

Fisch

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rat-dance-rat-dancing-dancing-rat-rat-meme-gif-3622264942702409636

[carmine laurel]

Fisk

[sour rivet]

wilson fisk

[cold hound]

https://tenor.com/view/pumpkin-the-cat-eating-fast-pumpkin-the-cat-eating-pumpkin-the-cat-pumpkin-the-cat-tuna-gif-9499155072229995406

[uneven sapphire]

Ksif

[carmine laurel]

[cold hound]

Tuna is underrated

[marsh cargo]

i been getting alot of rat clips on my youtube feed as of late

[uneven sapphire]

Underhated*

[marsh cargo]

i wonder if its a sign

[proven tundra]

It is

Become rat

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-fischl-dance-happy-shake-gif-21777659

[cold hound]

what are your coords so i can tell me dad to drop a nuke on your

[carmine laurel]

my entire yt feed is umamusume and elden ring

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

but i have cats

[uneven sapphire]

Go eat your mercury

[cold hound]

maybe play a good video game at least

[proven tundra]

[uneven sapphire]

[carmine laurel]

who are you again?

[rocky turtle]

retard

[cold hound]

you can eat tuna in moderation and not get mercury poisoning you know that right?

[proven tundra]

[carmine laurel]

Droon speaks the truth

[cold hound]

a loser on a discord server with nothing better to do on a friday in the middle of the day

[uneven sapphire]

Yeah th safe amount is liek 1 can per week

[proven tundra]

FUCK

It is Friday

[cold hound]

its more than that, depends on how much is one can

[real aspen]

i will eat 3 a week

[proven tundra]

I thought it was Saturday

[marsh cargo]

a deflated Teletubby pfp

[carmine laurel]

Might as well be a saturday for all the nothing I'm doing

[cold hound]

mercury levels in tuna are drastically overestimated its not that dangerous

[proven tundra]

Same

[cold hound]

also, ancient kings drank mercury so its actually okay

[real aspen]

im going to "work" tomorrow

[proven tundra]

Finished a Dominions 6 game and I just want to jump right back in

[cold hound]

do u get paid to vote in georgia in rubles

[carmine laurel]

Lets see what I have achieved today is... gave my dog the sushi I didnt feel like eating

[uneven sapphire]

They also fucked their siblings

[real aspen]

i dont vote

[cold hound]

nobodys perfect

[marsh cargo]

im feasting on crimas diner leftover

[rocky turtle]

u tried tempest rising?

[uneven sapphire]

I’ll take this as you doing the same

[real aspen]

friend works in a hotel and got me a recommendation

[cold hound]

no comment

[carmine laurel]

not the new update

[real aspen]

hm

[carmine laurel]

I'm saving that for tomorrow's lunch

[marsh cargo]

how are you today fren shiyon

[real aspen]

is christmas dinner universal?

[proven tundra]

No

[uneven sapphire]

Wait you got a job Sab?

[real aspen]

cause we never do christmas dinners, only new year's

[uneven sapphire]

[cold hound]

guys did you know that the average peasant got more days off than we do and they ate lobster daily

[marsh cargo]

was your crimas jolly ?

[carmine laurel]

Currently just watching the rain storm past as I wait to see if the place floods

[copper vapor]

dunno I haven't been around the universe to ask

[carmine laurel]

and you fren Sparter?

[real aspen]

hopefully will soon, going to get few days in as practice then see

[proven tundra]

For Christians and atheists in NA it is I'd say

[uneven sapphire]

Eat all the sea bugs you like friends it’s all yours

[carmine laurel]

I have enough family drama to make the hapsburgs look tame, but it wasn't the worst its ever been

[cold hound]

i dont do christmas dinner, im a yankee

[slim magnet]

hola grupo

[marsh cargo]

being a bum since they gave the week off from work

[uneven sapphire]

Hello gang

[rocky turtle]

shame u cant use superweapons in campaign but we getting Veti faction in next patch

[proven tundra]

Judging by the wide variety of Xmas messages I assume lots of English speaking places also do it

[marsh cargo]

ola momo

[slim magnet]

uuuuuuuu que rica que esta la meme

[rocky turtle]

its already on test branch

[cold hound]

christmas and thankgiving dinner foods are so mid, i dont like turkey

holiday HAM is where its at

[marsh cargo]

you are mid

[carmine laurel]

henlo

[proven tundra]

Ham?

[rocky turtle]

[cold hound]

I know

[uneven sapphire]

Sí, el taco?

[proven tundra]

Ham is pretty good

[real aspen]

eat a cow

skin and all

[rocky turtle]

hola el momo

[proven tundra]

I like dark meat from the turkey
Light meat is eh

[cold hound]

i saw a levitating cow on my way home from work the other day

[real aspen]

i like satsivi

[carmine laurel]

lmao Eve trying its best

[real aspen]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satsivi

[sour rivet]

aw fuck

[carmine laurel]

No I don't think I will

[sour rivet]

not again

[real aspen]

one of few good things georgia made

[cold hound]

where i live its super rural flatlands and I pass a bunch of cow enclosures and there was one for some reason standing on hay in a way that looked like it was floating when you drive by fast enough, it almost caused accident too

[real aspen]

coolest thing i've seen is birds flying backwards

from wind

[cold hound]

birds aint real, youre schizo

[real aspen]

i am, but i know they're real

[proven tundra]

Our cows aren't cool enough to stand on hay bales
(Also it's too cold outside for cows)

[real aspen]

one rammed into me once

[cold hound]

wherever you are from your cows are weaklings

[copper vapor]

what do you call a group of funny cows
a laughing stock

[marsh cargo]

very cool a whole 20 plex you can buy
1 and half destroyers

[cold hound]

https://tenor.com/view/barn-explosion-gif-3540368

[real aspen]

this is peak comedy

[proven tundra]

Or we just aren't cruel to our animals 24/7

[carmine laurel]

they should strap me into a fighter and let me go dog fight other players if they wanted me to play their game

[opal star]

Most of the cattle are huddled inside but the bison are out, they're much hardier.

[cold hound]

cows can take the cold, they have a lot of meat on them bones

[green granite]

Sous chef? What did he do to get sued?

[cold hound]

they can walk into their barn whenever theyd like, they dont, theyre fine in the cold. and besides, its like at the coldest 10 degrees rn

[proven tundra]

You definitely sound like a trustworthy source

[marsh cargo]

they cant do that
average age of the player base is 36
they dont have the reflexes to go faster than a excel spreadsheet

[cold hound]

bro its not rocket science, lotta mass generates heat

[proven tundra]

Uh huh

[cold hound]

its why when youre fat you get less cold, and when you lose weight youre a lot more cold

[carmine laurel]

which is why I stick to other spaceeeeeee

[proven tundra]

You are the smartest person I've ever met

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/star-citizen-hornet-f7a-hornet-f7a-squadron-42-gif-11752202486162623204

[cold hound]

thank you thats what my special ed instructor said too

[proven tundra]

That's an insult to people who actually need educational support

I'm glad I don't know you irl tbh

[cold hound]

im literally one of those people

[proven tundra]

You seem like a treat

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/star-citizen-hull-c-doin-its-thang-gif-3874379218907087131

[cold hound]

nsfw

[carmine laurel]

Man I want the big one to drop already

I dont wanna fly it

[uneven sapphire]

Me and who

[carmine laurel]

I just wanna see it

[proven tundra]

I've always wondered
Do you derive pleasure from being annoying on the internet?
Do you ever drop the persona and have sincere conversations with people?
We'll never know

[marsh cargo]

D and E already got their capacities nerfed as they were designing them

[proven tundra]

[cold hound]

Yes and yes.

[slim magnet]

your moms must be an atom bomb then

😎

[real aspen]

cows can handle cold weather just fine as long as it's not -10c or something like that.
they're still animals, even if domesticated, they also grow winter coats (most do)
plus yeah, lot of body mass and gut activity

[marsh cargo]

thank you momo
actually very cool

[real aspen]

i mean, they'll probably be happier if indoors and warm

[proven tundra]

It's less that -10c here

[real aspen]

but they wont just drop dead

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

They don't get out often this time of year

[opal star]

Depends on the type of cattle, but generally around 20 F they go inside and below 0 F they have to seek shelter.
It gets well into the negatives here and they do not like the wind chills.

[raven swan]

we still give them sweaters or blankets

[cold hound]

why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties

[real aspen]

the way wild horses stay warm in cool

[proven tundra]

I was a farmworker in my teens I do know some things about farm animals lol

[cold hound]

farm work seems fun

[real aspen]

they just cuddle up

[opal star]

Beef cattle stay out for more but dairy cattle can't handle those temps.

[proven tundra]

Absolutely not fun

But I liked the animals

Other than the pigs

[cold hound]

fun if you learn how to enjoy things that are not fun

[copper vapor]

huh

[proven tundra]

Nope

[cold hound]

thats actually one of the most important skills a person can learn in life

[proven tundra]

Not gonna happen

[carmine laurel]

what exotic meat did you eat for crimmas?

[real aspen]

why does she look worried

[proven tundra]

You do it because it needs to be done

[green granite]

@marsh cargo

be me
woke up early
tries to be health for once and going to the gym
rain

[copper vapor]

threw a lure nade directly on a Hornet
the wasp next to it didn't shoot it

how do I get this achievement

[proven tundra]

No enjoyment involved

[marsh cargo]

i also did farm work when young its very much not fun

[cold hound]

you will be miserable if you dont learn to find boring things fun because life is majority boring mundane shit

[carmine laurel]

Ya'll shoulda simply learned to enjoy mucking out horse and cow shit

[proven tundra]

My kids are older than you lol
But thank you for the life advice

[green granite]

I did warehouse work for like a year and decided that labor job sucks

[real aspen]

then do the minority

[cold hound]

shit parent you sound like

[real aspen]

it's fun if you get forklift

[opal star]

Mostly venison, turkey, and fowl this year but we also had a bit of lion and bear.

[proven tundra]

[carmine laurel]

very nice

[proven tundra]

Amazing

[cold hound]

guys learn to enjoy boring stuff and life will be fun, its ez

[marsh cargo]

local retard tries to be deep

[real aspen]

i'd rather just kill boring stuff

[green granite]

Wth

[cold hound]

its not deep its one of the most simple things you can learn its just most people dont want to theyd rather complain about how boring something is and how bored they are.

[proven tundra]

Nah learn responsibility instead

Not fake it until you make it

[cold hound]

thats why poor kids playing with deflated soccer balls are happier than the average western kid with a fucking ipad

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-cinema-neqsil-neqsil-gif-tokidoki-bosotto-russia-go-de-dereru-tonari-no-alya-san-gif-7194922688176180121

[cold hound]

these are not mutually exclusive?? lmao

[timid hollow]

im pilot

[real aspen]

adrian

you're being retarded rn

[proven tundra]

Sure but you don't teach people to be fake

[proven tundra]

If you don't like something it doesn't matter as long as it gets done

[cold hound]

its not fake at all...

[proven tundra]

If you say so bud

[green granite]

Local retard tries to be deep is Sparter's quote of the day

[real aspen]

speaking of fake

[cold hound]

learn to enjoy it, do something boring in a way that is fun. you can do BOTH

[slim magnet]

then you should start reading some books

[proven tundra]

I don't enjoy vacuuming
I do it anyway and have always made my kids so it

[real aspen]

do ya'll think im real?

[opal star]

The best part? Snowed all day during Christmas.

[cold hound]

I do...

[green granite]

Maybe should you get yourself a job

[proven tundra]

I'm not gonna learn to enjoy dishes dumbass

[cold hound]

Of course

[slim magnet]

that's now how the quote goes

[cold hound]

then its your loss

[real aspen]

dishes are fun idk

vacuuming, as long as i got headphones on

[green granite]

[proven tundra]

I'm gonna eat a pie
That's enough shitposting for me lol

[green granite]

To be fair, everything is manageable if you have music

[real aspen]

not for music

to quieten the vacuum, it hurts me

[carmine laurel]

very nice. It'll never snow here during crimmas tho

[green granite]

What you dont like the normal vacuum sound?

That sound is peak

[real aspen]

i dont, it causes physical pain

[slim magnet]

wanawishyu

[green granite]

Huh wh

Why are you looking at Antartica

[marsh cargo]

i wish it could snow here
But if it did it would be apocalyptic

[real aspen]

start nuclear winter so we all get snow

[cunning reef]

Got to go home from work early, i was literally stood around doin nothin

[carmine laurel]

Because its hot as fuck and it helps me not get mad about the heat xD

[green granite]

Somehow for the Finn, its still a normal day

[marsh cargo]

actually
mexico does have nuclear powerplants

[green granite]

Where do you even live thats hot atm

Australia?

[carmine laurel]

the entire southern hemisphere is currently in the middle of summer

[slim magnet]

the entire south hemisphere

[cold hound]

thats real?!

[hexed stag]

Btw, at 3x the scope is usable but at 9x the image wayy out of focus, adjusting the ocular ring can't help it. I was unsuccessful in disassembling it to find if there's anything else wrong

[copper vapor]

currently 37ºC here

🫠

[cold hound]

btw its south plain not south hemisphere, earth isnt a sphere

[real aspen]

just kill yourself and save the suffering at that point

[carmine laurel]

just wait for the sun to set so you can enjoy the much more reasonable 30°C at 9pm

[marsh cargo]

[slim magnet]

what's the x for

ciudad de mexico x

???

[real aspen]

it's for mexico

[slim magnet]

ciudad de mexico xddddd

[marsh cargo]

[real aspen]

mx means mexico

babygirl more like dummygirl

[cold hound]

I like mexican music

[carmine laurel]

momo's rolling on some good meds today

[green granite]

It is cold af for me rn

It is only 24C for me

[opal star]

Been a super warm December.

[green granite]

[rocky turtle]

damn thats warm

[green granite]

Sunny -3 is funny

[cold hound]

Celcius is a good energy drink idk why europeans made it into a unit of measurement

[timber oxide]

Sometimes I forget that south is weird like that

[rocky turtle]

bruh

[slim magnet]

dude arkhangelsk that's where the first levels of goldeneye take place

[green granite]

Because the american looking at very short guy and say hey that guy is 4 feet

[opal star]

Wind chill should make it like -20.

[rocky turtle]

wtf

[copper vapor]

[cold hound]

what..?

[copper vapor]

so real it hurts

[green granite]

Thunder, feeling thunder

Lightning makes a thunder

[cold hound]

i almost got struck twice by lightening at my landscaping job as a teen

it was fun

[green granite]

PLUH 🔥 🗣️

[opal star]

Yeah it's fucked, contact UMAREX.

[carmine laurel]

got a nice little thunderstorm going on, the sun's been down for an hour+, and the rain drops are warm.

[slim magnet]

they should make negative platform shoes dude let me be slightly shorter without fucking up my posture

[green granite]

Umarex

beside for the HK MP5/22

I think everything they made is kinda fucked

but airsoft guns

[slim magnet]

https://youtu.be/NCUB6MLSV7k

[green granite]

wtf

why is Epstein File a meme now

[opal star]

Now?

[slim magnet]

now?

[green granite]

Now?

[real aspen]

Nya?

[carmine laurel]

[rocky turtle]

[opal star]

Lmao.

[copper vapor]

what I personally hate are these intense but short summer rains that don't do anything to help bring the temperature down

[carmine laurel]

worse, they often raise it a little

cause of the cloud cover and the warm rain getting everywhere that was just dry and hot

[copper vapor]

don't forget him saying "losing is the new winning" because he bet against himself

[rocky turtle]

[carmine laurel]

a pity his jaw didnt get broken in two places and need titanium implants too

[copper vapor]

yea

[carmine laurel]

at least the other fuck face will never be in a ring again with those

[cold hound]

im considering joining the ultra wide monitor cult, anyone here with ultrawide monitor

[real aspen]

Two monitors is better

[cold hound]

i can get one ultra wide and another monitor or two

no?

[copper vapor]

I have a friend who plays on an ultrawide screen
and having the horizontal letterboxes on his discord streams annoys me to no end

[real aspen]

One ultrawide one normal

[cold hound]

sounds like a you problem tho

do most games nowadays support it? I hear its iffy

[carmine laurel]

horizontal or vertical?

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-sad-depression-gif-24658304

[cunning reef]

Ultrawide players are the closest you're gonna get to a minority that actively does all the oppression to themselves

[rocky turtle]

hi Shine

[cunning reef]

Hiii

[copper vapor]

horizontal :v like this kinda shi

[proven tundra]

Pie: eaten

time for some more Dominions

[carmine laurel]

ew. I havent seen anything like this in my games yet, thankfully

I do occasionally have horizontals tho

[copper vapor]

oh it only happens when I watch my friend streaming the games he play
He doesn't get letterboxing but I do if I set his stream to full screen

[carmine laurel]

oh interesting

[marsh cargo]

shit ass drug dealer

[proven tundra]

which age chat

[green granite]

Give me some apple pie

[carmine laurel]

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-happy-jumping-gif-26555219

[proven tundra]

its all gone now 🙁

[carmine laurel]

early

[proven tundra]

sorry

[green granite]

Awh

[sour rivet]

we need to remove the nerves in our knees

[cunning reef]

Huh

[marsh cargo]

no knee pain is a mandatory human experience

[sour rivet]

ITY HURRRRRTSSS

we need to remove the hitbox on desks

[cunning reef]

Dawg how old are you

[craggy oriole]

dont lock your knees

[cunning reef]

Oh you bumped it

[sour rivet]

21

[proven tundra]

randomed into Berytos

let's go sailing!

[sour rivet]

but my knees crack when i stand too so

[proven tundra]

now with elephants ™

[uneven sapphire]

ELEPHANT

[craggy oriole]

i wish id get used to hitting my funny bone

still one of the worst things

[cunning reef]

So do mine but it whatev

[craggy oriole]

everyones knees crack if you dont do stretches in the morning

[craggy oriole]

not a cell phone in sight

[cunning reef]

He got 93 million to break Jake Paul's jaw

I would of done it for mf free

Put me in

[carmine laurel]

and taxed for like 66 mil of it

[cunning reef]

Oh im sorry

33 million, not 93

[carmine laurel]

I personally think they shoulda waived the taxes for doing the world a favor

[cunning reef]

He most likely wont eat tonight but im sure he will be fine

[sour rivet]

stake gun

[cunning reef]

Those two words dont belong in the same sentence

[craggy oriole]

i still have no idea what he was thinking

it was the sixth round right

[runic condor]

Holy baby

[carmine laurel]

your mistake was assuming there was thought involved

[sour rivet]

i am 3 apples tall

[carmine laurel]

when your entire persona is built on paying off fighters

you dont taunt one who isn't retired

[craggy oriole]

wait does he really fix his fights

[carmine laurel]

brother

fucking Tyson said he only threw for the paycheck

[copper vapor]

you think he beat Tyson legitimately?

[opal star]

Take a look at literally all his past fights excluding tommy fury.

[carmine laurel]

you gotta be blind if you think any of those were real before the Joshua fight

[rocky turtle]

Early

[craggy oriole]

age gets you i dunno

well i havent ever watched any of the fights

[carmine laurel]

Joshua took the same shot that "knocked" out everyone else and laughed

[copper vapor]

age does get you but Tyson only needed to land one good punch

[craggy oriole]

i just like it when bad people get fucked up

im not a fights fan

[copper vapor]

Tyson's old but he's still big

[rocky turtle]

back to Goat dynasty campaign

[runic condor]

I am 4 pears tall
Cause
Kasane teto
Kasane teto pear

[opal star]

It would've been fucking slaughter if paul asked for Usyk.

[copper vapor]

One knock from that guy's hammer-hands and you're off to dream candyland

[rocky turtle]

u saw new season ids and ego?

[sour rivet]

yeag

[opal star]

He still would've gotten his ass handed fighting tank.

[sour rivet]

index fau

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-teto-plush-kasane-teto-plush-crush-it-gif-16166927453889012815

[runic condor]

Another video to my bloated gallery

[rocky turtle]

utjah outis is huge

[sour rivet]

black silence heathcliff will be real in 5 seconds

[slim magnet]

https://youtu.be/IjP_0t4qX_Q

[marsh cargo]

[carmine laurel]

[sour rivet]

thought that was the little ceasers logo

[copper vapor]

what a chad

[sour rivet]

yeah this stake gun is peam

dem painkiller devs did it again

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7ah7ropOQbN7tRy4PiiW5a?si=3979b7cdb64b4988
@obsidian sun @oblique belfry

[celest plank]

YES

TOMORROW IS A GREAT DAY

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vibe-153bpm-gif-18260767

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/grand-theft-auto-grand-theft-auto-v-gta-gta-v-gta-online-gif-25124578

[rocky turtle]

bruh really i need to upgrade power plant for that

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6CdwJn5loI

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/cETBCvKnu0Q?si=pVyKtIZL1612wQZj

this one goes hard

whoever's idea was it to add those trumpets

MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

they couldn't have hit the jackpot any better

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUe_UOuRYSw

what an introduction to a character

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet The days of my Lich are numbered cause I acquired all requiems and the combination is a 50/50 chance

[sour rivet]

[pallid sapphire]

True i go to Ikea

[timber oxide]

And you know what

When I get to deleting my Lich

I'm gonna record it, because fuck it

[upbeat verge]

crazy how out of michael and trevor trevor is the lesser evil of the 2

[craggy oriole]

no hes not lmfao

[oblique belfry]

"i did it for my family"

[oblique belfry]

okay michael

[craggy oriole]

if you ignore all the things trevor has done that gets written off by the narrative then yeah

[pallid sapphire]

if im not home when Kino drops im going full Trevor on you

[craggy oriole]

but it was lazy writign shoehorning in a moral choice at the end

[oblique belfry]

ITS OUT OF MY HANDS NOW

ITS ALL SOUND

I DID MY PART

[pallid sapphire]

🫡

id like to know more

[craggy oriole]

trevor murdered the friends of and sexually harasses that juggalo guy and makes him complicit in crimes all the time and then ruined the divorced guys life so he could use him too

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/starship-troopers-federal-network-would-you-like-to-know-more-would-you-like-to-learn-more-do-you-want-to-know-more-gif-4815603783869531621

[craggy oriole]

trevor fucked people who thought they wre friends with him too

[oblique belfry]

we are making recap

there

here is a teaser

[pallid sapphire]

i know all that

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/starship-troopers-stare-intensifies-gif-14878489

[pallid sapphire]

leak it

DOGE LEAK

[proven tundra]

the mighty army of Berytos

[timber oxide]

I don't think Doge is old enough to worry about leaking

[proven tundra]

against 200 monkeys

[oblique belfry]

nope

[proven tundra]

who would win

[oblique belfry]

i wont

if sound wants he can leak it on his own

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/Go9iHMR-i58?si=RRqMfMcVfmrlzJyj
@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

-# or he tells me to leak it

[upbeat verge]

title of the song means three brothers

[oblique belfry]

dont listen to rap

😔

[upbeat verge]

u should

[oblique belfry]

trumpet goes hard tho

[eager edge]

I just started playing red dead redemption 2 for the first time, this is amazing

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-stare-the-boys-gif-11286947092920576695

[upbeat verge]

trumper makes the whole song btw

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/now-old-man-the-future-is-now-old-man-gif-9677657

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1F6xrZhOys5DHEsR7h29RJ?si=cbffcdfe20174521 @oblique belfry

[proven tundra]

we lost an archer

sadge

[craggy oriole]

rdr2 made me cry all the time

[proven tundra]

died to monkey poo

[craggy oriole]

good game

[upbeat verge]

🗣️

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

BLP kosher , babytron , jay lewis , yuno miles and rio da yung are crazy

[eager edge]

Yo momma so fat, she on both sides of the family

[upbeat verge]

thats a crazy one

[uneven sapphire]

Jestermaxxing

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6gtIvaBCrswcltfMt67LMn?si=Ya4kfBPWR5itC1AfeWa5jA
@oblique belfry

shoutout to Yuno Miles

Better than eminem

[oblique belfry]

man i dont like rap

also wtf are those

lyrics

LMAO

[upbeat verge]

its yuno miles

[verbal gate]

Shakespeare wishes his ass was Yuno Miles

[upbeat verge]

TRUEEE

AND REALLLLLLL

[verbal gate]

I just talked to him this afternoon, can confirm

[celest plank]

Im getting drunk like shit

[timber oxide]

Also @sour rivet why didn't you tell me that Stage Defense is an absolute banger

[sour rivet]

temples defense?

[timber oxide]

Yeah

[sour rivet]

yeag it baller

[timber oxide]

The music isn't available on somachord, isn't it?

[sour rivet]

i dont like it when doing archimedea tho

[upbeat verge]

@sour rivet @timber oxide @celest plank @oblique belfry

[sour rivet]

lemme check

[upbeat verge]

female friend from uni had the audacity

[copper vapor]

welp

bout time the rats started coming out

been too peaceful today

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

I don't do archimedea anyways cause I like my CBT the same way I like my bitches - nonexistent

[sour rivet]

yeah but i like jamming the lgbt shards into myself

more POWER

more PARKOUR VELOCITY

[timber oxide]

That's a great name for it

[opal star]

Borka?

[sour rivet]

doesnt seem like the song is on somachord

[timber oxide]

Did you launch your Uriel into space yet?

[slim magnet]

why is bro using facebook messenger on the omegawide display

[sour rivet]

i know it was the login music

[zealous depot]

[timber oxide]

Well then
Playing it on repeat from YT then

[upbeat verge]

instagram dms

thats how the format is

page is on its default 100% zoom

[rocky turtle]

another commando mission

[upbeat verge]

I sit too muchon my pc

so I just use instagram on pc

not phone

https://open.spotify.com/track/08dGDM0Qehc8uTvkaYKa2Y?si=98248756bd4b44ef

unironically a catchy song @slim magnet @oblique belfry

Yes doge

[zealous depot]

[upbeat verge]

I know u dont listen to rap

[zealous depot]

Game

[upbeat verge]

but I will still share

[rocky turtle]

we got more bois
(tempest rising)

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

if u liked C&C u gonna like that game

[slim magnet]

https://youtu.be/JjPtDl6EJ3o

[upbeat verge]

what is this momo

this sounds like a song for car edits

[real aspen]

I think you're supposed to sit on a chair

[real aspen]

Way more comfortable

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063755770027573252/1316188196719038527/steam-laugh.gif

[upbeat verge]

HAHAAHHAAHAH

kys

[real aspen]

[nocturne aurora]

evening chat

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot look at those

[rocky turtle]

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/conducteur-train-conducteur-de-train-sncf-ter-gif-23179137

[upbeat verge]

I love seeing bus drivers do this

[slim magnet]

it's a meme song

[slim magnet]

it took me a while to find it

[nocturne aurora]

want to hear an fun fact about the Greetings in the Diving industry?

[upbeat verge]

no.

[rocky turtle]

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/feels-alone-depression-gif-15207100599578527994

[upbeat verge]

JKKKK

hit me

what is your fun fact sir

[opal star]

😂

[upbeat verge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12CeaxLiMgE @nocturne aurora @rocky turtle @slim magnet @real aspen

throwback to this banger

[rocky turtle]

shizou ops

[nocturne aurora]

We greet at night by briefly switching our low beams to high beams. If the train driver responds, we know he is alive (conscious). It's a simple check. It's almost the same for bus drivers, except they also know/check whether their colleague is injured. @upbeat verge

[oblique belfry]

again

i dont listen to rap

[upbeat verge]

orospu

https://tenor.com/view/spit-gif-5080568167377406268

[oblique belfry]

bitch

[upbeat verge]

Budala

https://tenor.com/view/spit-gif-5080568167377406268

[oblique belfry]

i just dont like rap

https://tenor.com/view/cat-throwing-brick-brick-cat-gif-9142560192559212520

also im on dispatch hype rn

[upbeat verge]

Bok yiyen @oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7X1mZ_i24

dont care

[upbeat verge]

Umarım baklavanız yeterince şekerli değildir.

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

-#

[opal star]

Have you seen the AC shadows one?

[oblique belfry]

its been months since i've eaten baklava

[upbeat verge]

same

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

too sweat for me

[oblique belfry]

shits expensive

[slim magnet]

bro eating balaclava

[upbeat verge]

feels like the moment I eat one teeth about to fall out

[slim magnet]

why he eating a facemask

[oblique belfry]

i like few variants of it

[upbeat verge]

mAN

leave the baclava aside

HALVA MAN

OR LOKUM

[oblique belfry]

like cold or pistacio

[upbeat verge]

cold what

[oblique belfry]

cold baklava

its amazing

its like ice cream mixed with baklava

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

haven't had it cold

mostly room temp

like your iq

[rocky turtle]

assasin creed?

[oblique belfry]

this is normal baklava

[opal star]

Isn't the normal variation squared?

[oblique belfry]

this shit

[opal star]

Those are the fingers.

[oblique belfry]

props different type of baklava

[upbeat verge]

its different ways of cutting it

some are square

some diamond shape

some rolls

same shit

need me a doner

[opal star]

Yeah..

[copper vapor]

that damned smile

[verbal gate]

ya boy had to abandon an FNV save with roughly 20 hours of progress because something fucked up and now I can't progress

[rocky turtle]

[opal star]

Don't know if i want to see it.

[hexed stag]

136 GB

[upbeat verge]

mid incoming

[copper vapor]

japanese game

[opal star]

This one is like 175.

[hexed stag]

Big heap of mid

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/E5ONTXHS2mM?si=Ye7NSBoa5uESLCyv

bassline didn't have to go this hard

whenever this song was made

wtf

[opal star]

Wait until you see MSFS 2024. Optional install of 400 gigs.

[upbeat verge]

all that for 25 hours is crazy

[opal star]

I stopped really early into the story because it was just too boring.

[rocky turtle]

peak gameplay right there

[sour rivet]

you arent really missing out

[opal star]

I loved the map but it's such a fucking slog to get through that games story.

[hexed stag]

But isn't that bc it has a huge map?

[opal star]

Mostly. It's for when streaming the map doesn't work out for you.

[versed gorge]

Mates I know this is Offtopic, But do you recommend to me anny good addon or a group of addons to install in my Stalker GAMMA?

[green granite]

Valhalla I think is the case of a long but meaningless game doesnt make it good

[green granite]

Check the modding post below

[pure compass]

do we topic him?

[green granite]

Always

[pure compass]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@versed gorge

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[pure compass]

inb4 "hur dur we have memes in #╟❓general-offtopic "

[green granite]

Used to not

[slim magnet]

jostamaxxing

[copper vapor]

torrente blueprint in a medic bag

[green granite]

Its all seemingly side eyed when Josta left

[green granite]

Combat medic

[copper vapor]

bad company 2 medic with the lmg

[opal star]

Isn't this the LMG?

I saw someone shred 3 dudes with that thing on my way to an extract.

[green granite]

Literally Battlefield 6

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@versed gorge

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[pure compass]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-he-is-already-dead-stop-gif-5552043

[rocky turtle]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@pure compass

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[green granite]

This song is still so peak

Other HEALTH songs in the same album are meh

[hexed stag]

New Levels

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/kYtGl1dX5qI?si=b-BhERwHu1n97PQN

throwback

[rocky turtle]

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1054718548800454697
https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1065168136577482753
https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1233646399611207700
https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1042368127834542131

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/t4H_Zoh7G5A?si=c0jF8u6rNIIjdKnJ

today we're on old bangers

[rocky turtle]

its over 🥀

[upbeat verge]

KUDE!?

woops

WHERE

bro is in city 17

ahh hell naw

[rocky turtle]

[slim magnet]

in half life 3 you will visit city 18

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/cbB3iGRHtqA?si=hrquzyfhGLS7Z8af

@slim magnet @rocky turtle

[rocky turtle]

that song is peak

[upbeat verge]

I know.

[oblique belfry]

@celest plank s5 sp 2

[upbeat verge]

Main dev of hero siege has lost it

the fk is bro posting

mom came into room

threw my washed jacket on the bed

and left

?????

[verbal gate]

no time for talk

[upbeat verge]

clearly

https://youtu.be/N9qYF9DZPdw?si=_2wEPnWbt-_LWfKh

https://youtu.be/iOxzG3jjFkY?si=JkBik_KT3WuJvly1 @oblique belfry @rocky turtle

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/fridaypacific/status/2004545401266053582?s=20

Today is Friday in California (@fridaypacific)

https://t.co/CojwWSlEqg

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 26, 2025, 1:30 PM

[upbeat verge]

So

[copper vapor]

HUH!?

[sour rivet]

SHOOT!

[copper vapor]

]

why did I get half a bicycle frame as a reward

[upbeat verge]

TODAY IS FRIDAY IN CALUHORNIA

@sour rivet that video gives off the exact same energy as the snippet of text
"what? you egg?
he stabs him"

[marsh cargo]

what even is the story of arc raiders

why robit evil

[upbeat verge]

raiders who are arcing it

idk i dont play mainstream shit

[zealous depot]

Skynet

[marsh cargo]

is that

it?

[proven tundra]

I don't think we actually know?

[copper vapor]

we don't know

[proven tundra]

we just assume

[copper vapor]

all we know is the arc machines attack humans on sight

[proven tundra]

but they could be aliens or something

who knows

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

saw an interesting theory that the rich humans went off in spaceships to live elsewhere and they send arc machines to hunt the remaining humans down on earth as a bloodsport and they watch it on tv

[proven tundra]

There was a first wave invasion
That destroyed lots of cities etc
Humans went underground

then this is like 15-20? years later

and we're starting to fight back

There is at least one advanced android that lives in the city with us

and we find others like him (but destroyed) on the surface

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-i-couldnt-resist-head-shake-gif-15656389

[zealous depot]

It's what happens when the yes man machine from fallout new Vegas gets a upgrade

[opal star]

So, what? They have MF kraven?

[timid hollow]

lets see

[proven tundra]

We lost chat

gonna try again

[zealous depot]

[upbeat verge]

generational value

[quiet abyss]

Look at fallout 1 and 2, that is value

Or doom eternal

[upbeat verge]

interesting

@quiet abyss

❤️

[copper vapor]

look at how many times I looped around this place to get enough tick kills for the trial lmao

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

wtf is this

[pallid sapphire]

the true red dead