╟❓general-offtopic

[proven tundra]

They're just on my phone

[obsidian sun]

it won goty and is probably the most played souls game

[timid hollow]

But souls has this special flavour

[obsidian sun]

so i doubt that

[upbeat verge]

even fightning the smaller bosses was cool

except those stone cats

fk em

[copper vapor]

imagine caring about what internet people say

[cunning reef]

Er is the most accessible souls so id say its most popular just from that fact alone

[proven tundra]

Despite my best efforts
I care about what you say

[obsidian sun]

they are actually dogs believe it or not

[upbeat verge]

oh

[obsidian sun]

yea

i was confused too

but iirc they're called dogs

[upbeat verge]

that's one fucked up looking dog

[cunning reef]

The same ppl who can pick up n enjoy er might not enjoy dark souls 1 or 2

[copper vapor]

I'm not internet people

[timid hollow]

I think in german theyre called guarddogs

[upbeat verge]

I played ER , I enjoyed ER to the fullest

therefore good game

[copper vapor]

yeah. well in nightreign they're called watchdogs, at least

[obsidian sun]

yes in er too

[timid hollow]

Yea

[proven tundra]

I bought DS 2 on steep sale to try before ER came out
I bounced hard lol

[timid hollow]

Idk gameplaywise er is 10/10 but i cant connect to the World as much

Same with bloodborne

I finished it and never touched it again

[upbeat verge]

I loved fightning the crucible knights

[cunning reef]

See im literally always right

[copper vapor]

same old boring "doomed world" trope

[cunning reef]

Im so sick of le doomed world

[obsidian sun]

still don't beat muh ds1 atmosphere

[timid hollow]

Yeah and i think ds does it better

[upbeat verge]

When I grow up I want to be the one who defeats morgot
mf did I just catch you wanting to be shit?
and they proceed to fist you
@obsidian sun @cunning reef

[proven tundra]

I love doomed world trope
Eat that up for dinner

[timid hollow]

Or it just did it before it was that overused so its fine idk

[obsidian sun]

and legacy dungeons brought back that ds1 feeling of connected worlds
smaller scale sure but at least it's there

[cunning reef]

Can we at least start with fingers?

[upbeat verge]

the dual crucible knight in one of those dungeons was awesome

[obsidian sun]

fun fact there is a 3d map of ds1 and it's all connected

[copper vapor]

we know

[proven tundra]

Duo crucible knight is the only fight I busted out mimic tear
It was too much bullshit

[left mantle]

turns out it got consolidated into the main branch at some point so it's pointless to add it

[timid hollow]

We know because thats the reason people flame ds2

[cunning reef]

My favorite was dark souls 3 using interconnected level design for 1 (one) area and then the rest of the game is as linear as a book

[timid hollow]

Because its 3d map doesnt work like ds1s

[obsidian sun]

ds3 is worse in that department

[left mantle]

Still, I haven't had issues blocking youtube in awhile

[obsidian sun]

but it still loved more

ds3 is so linear it's not funny

at least ds2 wasn't that bad

ds1 is the only one that did that

[proven tundra]

Every once in a while I'll get a video that doesn't automatically start playing with my ad block
I just need to press the play button and it goes lol

[real aspen]

what's wrong with linear

[proven tundra]

Nothing

[real aspen]

personally it's closed-open-world > linear => full open world

[proven tundra]

It's nice to not have to think sometimes

But I prefer options

[upbeat verge]

is it just , beat this room go forward then beat this room repeat 5 times hten beat boss?

[real aspen]

closed-open like metro exodus did

overall linear but gives you freedom in smaller scale

[obsidian sun]

kinda
you won't notice it if you never played ds1 tho

[real aspen]

to be fair, ds3 was like that too, just really small scale

[upbeat verge]

havent played neither 3

nor london sim

[obsidian sun]

nothing
it's just lame that only ds1 did that

[real aspen]

sekiro

[cunning reef]

Except for cathedral of the deep being the only exception in ds3 level design

[upbeat verge]

linear is fine only when done well

[real aspen]

forgotten again

[obsidian sun]

sekiro is a different beast

[upbeat verge]

sekiro humbles u

[proven tundra]

Personally I'd rather have the freedom to go and do whatever I want whenever I want
With the gate being enemy difficulty increasing in certain areas

[timid hollow]

Sekiro is terrible

[obsidian sun]

insane take

[timid hollow]

I hated it when you open the 3 paths

[real aspen]

kill yourself

[timid hollow]

THE FUCKING WORLDBUILDING YOU DIPSHIT MORONS

[upbeat verge]

how is the world building bad

[obsidian sun]

how is it terrible

[upbeat verge]

it looks cool

I didnt finish it but I was still impressed by it

[obsidian sun]

just set the dub to japanese

[timid hollow]

You beat genichiro and the game wants you all over the place

[obsidian sun]

boom

[real aspen]

who filtered you

[obsidian sun]

didn't have issue myself

[timid hollow]

Im not talking about looks btw, im talking about pathing

[upbeat verge]

ok first world building

then pathing

??????

[timid hollow]

Didnt feel right or intuitive most of the time

[upbeat verge]

pick one retard

[obsidian sun]

i think you mean progression

pathing is for ai

[upbeat verge]

crazy take from monarch

[timid hollow]

Sorry i have issues expressing myself in a second language Ivan, i will pull a dicitionary of gaming lingo for advice

Fucking gypsy

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/DbcHvRJt0Zw?si=-dW2fZ_El1s_FwQk

[upbeat verge]

[timid hollow]

May it be that

[real aspen]

this is a good point

[timid hollow]

I didnt like the beat genichiro have 3 Paths way

But i also didnt like ds1 in that regard where you just Wander off everywhere for the lord souls, its not good for my brain

[obsidian sun]

i think fast travel is why games after ds1 are linear
in ds1 you can't fast travel until like halfway in

[timid hollow]

Ds2 funnily enough didnt feel that bad for me even though it was the same

But that kinda just worked out

[obsidian sun]

ds2 had more variety so i didn't notice it

ds3 was too fucking brown

even the blood is dark

[upbeat verge]

shit filter

[obsidian sun]

they took that from bloodborne
but your character looks like he rolled in black tar instead of blood

[timid hollow]

I like ds3 linearness but yeah some Variety in color palette wouldnt hurt

[obsidian sun]

i get why they did it

world ending and allat

[timid hollow]

Bloodborne was literally 50 shades of grey

[obsidian sun]

but it works there with the moon cycles

[timid hollow]

Until you get to this forgotten City part or something

Then you get some orange

[obsidian sun]

yahargool

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/4JkIs37a2JE?si=lGE5rQZY5XDSXkUN

memes aside

[timid hollow]

Yeah

[upbeat verge]

very good song

@timid hollow @obsidian sun cheers with jager

[obsidian sun]

p!ifunny

[muted gyro]

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[timid hollow]

I dont like jägermeister

[obsidian sun]

rip

[timid hollow]

Herb booze is ew

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1433373592686563459/wTw7x3l.gif

[marsh cargo]

Wakes up
Opens rimworld reddit

Gets mentally flashbanged

[copper vapor]

two mistakes in a row
I expected better, sparter

[upbeat verge]

Furry feet is on sale on steam
W steam

or so I've been told

[timid hollow]

The redeeming thing is here that he maybe just does it to increase opinions?

[obsidian sun]

i would legit believe it more if you didn't say this

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[timid hollow]

Okay i think redeeming is the wrong Word for this context

[copper vapor]

bro just outed himself

[upbeat verge]

match with girl on tinder
its a wahle
bio says "give the fat chicks a chance"

Bitch I am not jeremy wade

[copper vapor]

so the big tiddy goth ig influencer is officially joever then

[upbeat verge]

uhh yeah

she can blow up

for all I care

I dont chase

[copper vapor]

she's probably blowing something alright

[upbeat verge]

u dont show interest kys

[obsidian sun]

pussy

[copper vapor]

first based thing you said this year

[obsidian sun]

fat bitches need some lovin too

[upbeat verge]

she wasn't fat

she was regular size

[obsidian sun]

ion get it

[upbeat verge]

which were the ancient people who defined a womans beauty based on her thickness

the indians?

or was it someone from africa?

[obsidian sun]

africans i think

[upbeat verge]

ye

[obsidian sun]

we wuz chubby chasers

[upbeat verge]

I mean

[upbeat verge]

I like thick

[proven tundra]

How was she a whale if she was regular sized
I don't understand

[upbeat verge]

but I ain't getting in with no fucking pyramid limestone bruv

there are limits

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[upbeat verge]

i got some jasmine incense for xmas

shit smells like chinese pussy

[proven tundra]

Answer the question Ivan

[upbeat verge]

influencer one was regular

though she did have nice tits

[proven tundra]

What tf do you mean by whale then

If she was regular

[upbeat verge]

THE ONE I MATCHED WITH

[obsidian sun]

you're making no sense man

[upbeat verge]

LIKE

5 DAYS AGO

SHES THE WHALE

[obsidian sun]

re explain but make sense this time

[upbeat verge]

istg man

the canadian , algerian and Bulgarian walk in to a bar

[upbeat verge]

No.

[obsidian sun]

then who the fuck is the regular size mang

[proven tundra]

No where in there do you mention an influencer

Get it together Ivan ffs

[upbeat verge]

cosplayer one from like months ago

[obsidian sun]

where did that come from

[upbeat verge]

???

MBO MENTIONED HER

WHY ARE OYU GIVIGN ME SHIT

HE ASKED

[proven tundra]

Re read what you wrote lmao

[upbeat verge]

and I TOLD HIM

[obsidian sun]

fella you did not mention no cosplayer

[copper vapor]

big tiddy goth ig influencer was his gf from some time ago - this is the "regular size" chick

the "whale" he mentioned now is someone he matched on tinder now (or recently)

[upbeat verge]

MBOOOO MENTIONED HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OMG YOU RETARDS

[obsidian sun]

ok i got it

[upbeat verge]

[obsidian sun]

wtf happened to the last one

did you fuck up

retard

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

last one was the influencer mate

[obsidian sun]

what happened to her

[left mantle]

rat. I'm sorry to say this is a you having a gamma user moment.

[obsidian sun]

i remember that

[upbeat verge]

she drifted apart

and just stopped messanging me

[obsidian sun]

zamn

[pallid sapphire]

Ghosting

[obsidian sun]

bro got cucked

[upbeat verge]

we do not chase we replace

[obsidian sun]

she was an ig cosplayer so that was expected lowk

[upbeat verge]

yeah

used me to feed the cat

and thats it

[copper vapor]

I mean I predicted all off this in the first milisecond

[upbeat verge]

that cat can choke

[copper vapor]

[obsidian sun]

||did you hit tho||

[copper vapor]

if she breathes, she's a thot

[upbeat verge]

yeah gj

[proven tundra]

I can't hear you I'm dead

[copper vapor]

only one who didn't see it coming was you
get used

[upbeat verge]

it is what it is

[timid hollow]

i didnt say anything but girl i met and ig model in the same sentence just means no

[upbeat verge]

I start job I get money I'll just be buying monster and gamble https://youtu.be/k4Xx0k_TVY0?si=yp6-Hb-veTuYVOUB

[obsidian sun]

ADMIN

[copper vapor]

last time I interacted with some ig chick it was
"hey can you follow me on ig to help me get more views"
"hey did you see the latest reel I posted"
"hey did you"--

unfriend

[timber oxide]

Any grineer iirc

[upbeat verge]

got a bit of snow yesterday

unebelievable

snow amongst winter time

[iron torrent]

How are all of them lime that

[obsidian sun]

we only get rain
all the states surronding me get snow

[upbeat verge]

Man

[obsidian sun]

world is a fuck

[upbeat verge]

drinking jager when its legit ice cold

is so much better

damn

its so good

[iron torrent]

Makes me want to stop answering to all phone calls, emails and friend requests

It's always some dumb or useless shit

[obsidian sun]

stop using a phone

trust

[hexed stag]

Jager again

[obsidian sun]

i only use discord and youtube now

[upbeat verge]

this post was fact checked by real algerian patriots

[obsidian sun]

just my state

state like 2 hours away from me get a fuckton of it

im just that cucked

[upbeat verge]

acutally dust 2

[obsidian sun]

wtf is this

never seen a town like this

[upbeat verge]

u know any smokes for smoking B?

[spring beacon]

I have no idea what tihs song is about but it sounds nice https://youtu.be/tb2Dc5qfnGY?si=tsdfRy-soWAO2kXY

[iron torrent]

I mean... I do need to answer to phone calls for job applications

;-;

[copper vapor]

they on the grind

[obsidian sun]

bitch ass

[copper vapor]

gotta make money

[timid hollow]

the amount of unemployed here is crazy

on the other hand

its discord

[iron torrent]

They can grind on DN

[upbeat verge]

that actually looks quite nice

[copper vapor]

I shoulda told her she should stop using tinder if all she wants is more ig followers instead of actually interacting with real human beings for something meaningful

but nah not gonna waste time and energy lecturing ppl

[upbeat verge]

buildings look very commie like

[obsidian sun]

this is where my dad used to work

[obsidian sun]

yea most 90s buidings do
we also have old ass french buildings

[upbeat verge]

first photo from street view

aaalright

this is just african balkans

[obsidian sun]

yea

wtf

that is so close to me man

bro doxxed my ass on accident

[upbeat verge]

wasn't intentional I swear

[obsidian sun]

i was like " yea this looks familiar wtf"

[upbeat verge]

Bro recognized the cement bags

das crazy

[obsidian sun]

no

the name in the corner

[upbeat verge]

Looks like a chill neighbourhood

bit dusty

[obsidian sun]

not exactly there but a bit close

[iron torrent]

Stop doxing yourself

[left mantle]

@raven swan want to see a swarm?

[iron torrent]

[obsidian sun]

good idea

https://tenor.com/view/walw-gif-26865911

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613384223897813001/1443521958569316392/noozajureg-1959705747878797395-ezgif.com-optimize.gif?ex=694f9b96&is=694e4a16&hm=6f379b11f022142613ed72a849ad21cac5b0269fa1dc23b070dd0bd97980864f&

[obsidian sun]

this fucking gif

always tricks my ass

[raven swan]

Why not

[left mantle]

https://youtu.be/EoFH7RU08-4?t=54

"On your left" ahh engagement

[brittle karma]

this is making me hungry

[real aspen]

eat it

[pliant meteor]

I like his oyakodon recipe, made it myself at home

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

i had a few moments playing ace combat where i felt that armored core got inspired

especially in ace combat zero with pixy and his buddy thing

https://tenor.com/view/pixy-yo-buddy-ace-combat-zero-still-alive-gif-16127285

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzw0kRNAi7Q

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/tempest-rising-tempest-sphere-construction-yard-ball-balls-gif-14704255839279336418

BALLS

[restive bear]

Starsector looks way different than I remember

Also holy shit this cutscene and music is a banger

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[copper vapor]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERSPACE 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szlne7idVFg

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/uB1D9wWxd2w?si=fFFVbanQXnXRAGD6
@obsidian sun

[quick umbra]

I am about to adopt a second cat but I feel like I'm cheating on my first cat

[upbeat verge]

or

they'll be buddies

[quick umbra]

my first cat hates him

[real aspen]

have cat war

[quick umbra]

1v1 whoever wins gets to stay in home

[left mantle]

SHIT ASS GAME

Loads into new game

[copper vapor]

stockholm syndrome

[rocky turtle]

is ashes of singularity good?

[restive bear]

Man Everspace 2 reminds me of Freelancer, except more expanded and better

Altho ngl Freelancer is still goated today

[copper vapor]

we're never getting another freelancer

[iron torrent]

I need a lobotomy

What the fuck are these ads

[copper vapor]

erotic novels for single white women in their 40s

[iron torrent]

Literally what the fuck

[timber oxide]

Eh

Nothing special

[copper vapor]

pyrson out there flexing his goonery

[timber oxide]

I've seen worse ads

This is like, mid

[rocky turtle]

[brittle karma]

https://youtu.be/7gm23cm6E5g cute song

[copper vapor]

this is too true

[marsh cargo]

Ooh boy posting smut already ?

Too early for this

[timber oxide]

I dunno, it's 4pm

[pliant meteor]

Looks like Im spending my New Year's workin...

[timber oxide]

My friend has the same problem

He also had to work so much this year that he went above the legal overtime limit back in September

[upbeat verge]

that heart attack moment when your headphones produce some crackly nasty sound so you think they're breaking

but then you realize the sound recording is just ass

[timber oxide]

I wouldn't have a heart attack over headphones, that's a cheap thing to replace

Now, if my computer did something weird

[upbeat verge]

I still dont wanna give 270 leva again for headphones

I'd rather avoid it

[iron torrent]

When is it the time

[timber oxide]

inb4 never

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

me with 200$ headphones

they're good headphones but still

[copper vapor]

yea I wouldn't wanna replace my headset either

and it's 7 years old

or 8

I forgot if I bought it in 2017 or 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh_ri452K0A

[pallid sapphire]

Malzi yeeee

[real aspen]

now this is fasion

well cock

time to grind

[rocky turtle]

K pop boysband

[timber oxide]

1999 lore in a nutshell:

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

in the late 90s it was american boy bands

[restive bear]

Is this a new primed mod

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/album/0hicPZUVybpVZxRgTgJ6ga?si=r0OQ_Z5TSuCOhhkOxkXYBw @obsidian sun

[real aspen]

win for the 3 archgun users

[timber oxide]

Make it a 4

[real aspen]

god excavation is so ass

[timber oxide]

Frost

(or Oberon)

(Enemies won't shoot the drill if they shoot themselves)

[real aspen]

the sun

we need a primed stretch

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/album/48YGkEzoAmKes7JrHsNThc?si=Rb1fiEnoR1OupQqPvtFOZw @obsidian sun

insane lyric

[marsh cargo]

your posts

smut ads

[timber oxide]

Yeah but the question is when is the time for smut

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

Morning? Evening?

Before work? After work?

24/7?

Baro, fuck off

Baro Ki'Disappointment

Baro Ki'Scammer

[copper vapor]

holy shit they're still going

[marsh cargo]

context ?

[copper vapor]

bro's friend rants about guns they use when they're playing modded FNV together
that compilation vid is 5 years old
there was a new upload 4 days ago
the yap don't stop

[marsh cargo]

aah ok so

[marsh cargo]

guntarded moment

[timber oxide]

Fuck yeah, 2 Forma

[timber oxide]

I do like those rants tho

[marsh cargo]

you reminded me i need to grab elysium

[copper vapor]

you got less than one minute to do it

[oblique belfry]

🥀

buh

[copper vapor]

legally distinct Casterly Rock

[proven tundra]

Battle for the final Throne

The forces of Man are arrayed before their God

[copper vapor]

Feature list

Spine-tingling story: uncover a dark history, and become closer acquainted with the malevolent being known only as ‘the Jester’. Who, or what, is he?

Walkie-talkie: you must communicate to progress – find out just how good you are at describing and explaining your surroundings

Puzzle packed: work together to solve this captivating digital escape room

Mysterious locales: explore the expedition base camp, frozen Antarctic valleys, and the sinister Castle Rock itself

NOTE: This game is co-op only. It requires both players to have a working PC-compatible microphone and an internet connection.

Talk

Your voice will have to lead the way.

You and your expedition partner must traverse the Antarctic wasteland and infiltrate an ominous medieval castle. All you start with is a pair of walkie-talkies

this is actually interesting

[marsh cargo]

yeah its a fun game

but you need

a friend

[proven tundra]

vs large bouba lady and her army

[copper vapor]

nintendo lawsuit incoming

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330

[timber oxide]

[real aspen]

even the artstyle screams friendslop

[copper vapor]

[marsh cargo]

brother the game is almost 8 years old

[real aspen]

[sick trail]

I remember when my little brother played through the whole series with a bud of his

[copper vapor]

how much of an embittered antisocial chud do you have to be to use "friendslop" unironically

[marsh cargo]

its a coop puzzle game

its 2 players only

[proven tundra]

utter chaos

[marsh cargo]

like no way out

[proven tundra]

1400 vs 700

[real aspen]

not being able to use voice communication does that to you

[proven tundra]

our Pretender has cast Nightfall over the entire battlefield

[real aspen]

anything coop that requires constant teamwork with communication is off the table

[timber oxide]

I remember how I solo'd a 200 army with just myself in Warband

I mean, technically on the first wave my 50 men were fighting with me, but let's just say they didn't last long

[proven tundra]

the sounds of 500 crossbows is deafening

[sick trail]

There are plenty games you don't need to constantly communicate in to successfully "friendslop" to the end of something

[real aspen]

journey was my favorite of such

[proven tundra]

The Knights of Avalon are in their back lines

it won't be long now

[sick trail]

REPO, Peak -- don't need to verbalise much
Your panicked running tells the story

[timber oxide]

Imagine trying to bully a smaller army than yours and being fucking obliterated by one guy who just got really mad that all his trained troops just died

[proven tundra]

big booba lady down

we've got them surrounded with 500 crossbows shooting into them

poor bastard

*s

[timber oxide]

So @runic condor got muted for showing dicks, but a big naked lady is fine

[proven tundra]

it's historical 😛

fertility idol

[timber oxide]

Dicks are historical too, we had them since we were created

[oblique belfry]

wait he is muted ?

[timber oxide]

Do you not remember the Fear and Hunger dick incident?

[oblique belfry]

no

i wasnt there probably

[timber oxide]

You probably were

[oblique belfry]

need to see

[proven tundra]

our Pretender presides over the slaughter

[oblique belfry]

the incident

to remember ig

[timber oxide]

I won't be able to find it even if I tried cause it's hidden so deep in the offtopic mines

Ask him yourself about it

[oblique belfry]

any words you remember from that incident ?

[timber oxide]

Pretty sure it was Josta who muted him too

[oblique belfry]

any keywords ?

[timber oxide]

No

If I knew them

[proven tundra]

almost done

[timber oxide]

I'd have already found it

I just know it happened cause I was there

[proven tundra]

that's not too bad

wonder how many of those deaths were friendly fire lol

[oblique belfry]

was it xela or carlbot who gives mute / ban notis

in chat

[proven tundra]

well since they only killed 5 the other 13 must have been our own shooting each other

we did it chat

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

found it

[proven tundra]

Middle Age Man wins for Meliath, The Mistress Shourded in Shadows, Desire of All Nations, the Veiled Goddesss

[oblique belfry]

and like i've said yes

i was not there

[timber oxide]

You were

[oblique belfry]

no

[timber oxide]

You are on the server since august 2023

[oblique belfry]

brother

i was NOT present when hannya got muted

i was grinding ultrakill p-2

so i didnt know

nor was there

i just checked

[timber oxide]

Doesn't matter, you were both a server member and offtopic regular by that point

[oblique belfry]

i came back 45 minutes after his ban

and i didnt see it

[oblique belfry]

i was never told about this incident

[timber oxide]

So you do live under a rock, noted

Carry on

[oblique belfry]

sometimes there are gaps i miss

cuz i do smth else instead of looking here

[copper vapor]

you win and the ending is still shitty?

bro goes off chasing the voidussy and leaves his world to die

[timber oxide]

I miss stuff because I genuinely hate all of you

Except Rat

Rat is cool

[proven tundra]

of course!
Gotta have a reason to play again 🙂

[oblique belfry]

nobody hates rat

[proven tundra]

[sick trail]

Ahhhhh, Josta did it, didn't count /s

[timber oxide]

We can't hate our adopted father

[oblique belfry]

i wanted to write smth but idk if it would give me a warning

so im just gonna leave it here

[timber oxide]

Write it

[snow tree]

Pussy

[sick trail]

Pussy

[timber oxide]

See, even Dry agrees

[oblique belfry]

okay if dry said it then i guess i get the pass

[pallid sapphire]

We all love it

[pure compass]

what did bro mean by "creepy" penis?

[oblique belfry]

you are a terrorist if you hate rat and should be executed like other terrorists

[sick trail]

INB4 Doge bypasses the filter and says the n-word

[pallid sapphire]

Doge gets euthanised when i miss kino

[timber oxide]

And you were afraid to say that?

I write worse stuff on a regular basis

[oblique belfry]

hey man sometimes people get muted for dumb reasons

i gotta be cautious

[proven tundra]

inb4 one of the mods secretly hates me and doge gets banned

[snow tree]

Oh noooo

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

and then there is autobot

[snow tree]

Then just get muted

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

@jostabree

[pallid sapphire]

[snow tree]

We either die or we live, but we post what we think

[pallid sapphire]

@neon jackal

[proven tundra]

dang random guy catching strays

[timber oxide]

It's @jostabeere you uneducated swine

[pure compass]

https://youtu.be/YfWNcnX30Fw?si=qXrndNi-E29VbGSi

[oblique belfry]

eh i didnt care about him enough to remember his discord tag

[timber oxide]

I have him in my discord and steam friends

[oblique belfry]

i have him on steam and thats only because we played borderlands 3 together

with laff too

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo pulled this gem from the screenshot abyss

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/koumei-gambling-awdangit-koumei-gambling-mrwarframeguy-gif-14566313064866036936

[timber oxide]

I mean, I don't hate the guy, I just think he wasn't fit for a moderator position

[steel shadow]

razer are the most dogshit products

jesus christ

time and again i promise myself im never buying their products

[oblique belfry]

way over his head

[steel shadow]

and then some time passes and im like lets try it out it cant be that bad

god

[oblique belfry]

he would've been decent if he wasnt mod ngl

[steel shadow]

and it is

[timber oxide]

I also don't think I'm fit for a mod position cause I'd mute Doge for no reason whatsoever

[oblique belfry]

i would get banned just for existing

i know your soul

[left mantle]

Also finally got primed flow for her

[timber oxide]

Nah, that's too extreme

If I ban you, how can I torment you?

[oblique belfry]

killing myself

to be free

[timber oxide]

I didn't give you permission to die

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY7BJ_RoyhE

love how community makes gordon one of the 3 personalities

traumatized scientist who is trying to survive
badass killing machine who gives 0 fucks
shitpost meme personality

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

happens when character is a blank slate

this is a good thing

[oblique belfry]

yep

[timber oxide]

I think that realistically he'd have some sort of a PTSD from black mesa

[oblique belfry]

of course he would

that shit was hella traumatic

if you think about it

[copper vapor]

gordon is the traumatic event

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Free win

[oblique belfry]

also i love the hl1 design made in s2

-# or is this black mesa design idk

[pallid raft]

its a peam design

[copper vapor]

this is the original hl1 design

it was a playable character skin in the multiplayer

[real aspen]

blade of the lotus skins are so hot

[raven swan]

[pallid sapphire]

Can we ban Fifa for gambling,corruption and predatory marketing?

Can we eat Ronaldo?

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldinho-soccer-64-ronaldinho-soccer-game-gif-17098414

[craggy oriole]

my computer just whimpered at me

what the hell

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/2004580456793338042

Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog)

The jump in storage capacity from Nintendo 64 cartridges to GameCube discs allowed the developers to be astonishingly generous with the storage in comparison. A Super Mario Sunshine cutscene of a single image fading in and out is larger than the entirety of Super Mario 64.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 26, 2025, 3:49 PM

[sick trail]

Too many puppy ASMR videos

[craggy oriole]

i didnt even hit the clicker

i accidentally opened a game on my taskbar and killed it with task manager and i just heard some guy whimper like a sad sims character

[copper vapor]

bro's pc really said "I'm tired hitler"

[sick trail]

[chrome ginkgo]

Welp just shattered a canine like 3 weeks before my new dental insurance kicks in

[craggy oriole]

like this second??

[chrome ginkgo]

Nah like 30 minutes ago

[marsh cargo]

how

[chrome ginkgo]

I wanted a breakfast burrito

[craggy oriole]

if youre in america go to the emergency room

[marsh cargo]

but on a scale of 1 to 10 how bad is it

[chrome ginkgo]

No lmao wtf they can't fix teeth on the er

[craggy oriole]

shattered sounds pretty bad

[chrome ginkgo]

Like a 7 visually but like a 1 in pain

[craggy oriole]

you go there and tell them about your tooth and theyll direct you somewhere if you tell them youre between insurance

[marsh cargo]

ok so a chunk fell off

[craggy oriole]

also you can usually get work prorated

[chrome ginkgo]

It doesn't hurt but it's super sensitive to cold liquid

[marsh cargo]

yeah

it will be like that

[chrome ginkgo]

Like damn I ain't felt that in ages

[marsh cargo]

tho it wont hurt for a while after a few days it will get painful

[chrome ginkgo]

And I now have the unfortunate sensation of feeling like I have food permanently stuck on it and I can't get rid of it

[craggy oriole]

if the root isnt out then its pudding for dinner till you get work done

[opal star]

Dentist dude would've exploded if he was here.

[restive bear]

WHY TF IS GETTING A DISTRESS CAL LET'S YOU HEAR THE OTHER PLAYER'S VOICE LIKE THAT

[chrome ginkgo]

Well worst case scenario, I will bite the bullet and pay out of pocket for a root canal and crown

[marsh cargo]

if the root is still covered its still fine

[chrome ginkgo]

I do have at least enough saved up for that

[marsh cargo]

you can have it saved

[restive bear]

I'M SO GLAD IT DIDN'T HAPPENED DURING HERE

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah the route does appear to be covered at least and the pain being so minimal suggests it is

[runic condor]

Real
Speak your shit king

[opal star]

Is this beast or 2, they look the exact same i really can't tell.

[craggy oriole]

when i was in denver there was a place that did free dentistry for people in rough spots so id just ask at the hospital if it starts hurting

[marsh cargo]

however broken teeth make cavities grow super fast so dont sit on it

because that will lead to a root canal

[chrome ginkgo]

I make way too much money to be taking advantage of services like that

[craggy oriole]

its not about that

youre in a bad situation

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah it kind of is though time spent fixing my issues is time not spent fixing people who need it more

[craggy oriole]

its not about how much money you make

[timber oxide]

I remember how my left bottom 1 got broken almost literally in half cause I got hit with a fucking metal door and I lived with just half a tooth for years before I decided to get it done

[chrome ginkgo]

I can actually endure this until I can see a regular dentist once my insurance is active

[marsh cargo]

i broke 3 molars in the past 2 years so i do have some personal experience in the topic

[craggy oriole]

i only knew about it cus i worked with the homeless a lot and i had a similar insurance situation and they told me to just get it fixed with them at that moment

i just chose to tank it till my dental was active

[timber oxide]

But I never broke a tooth by eating anything

[marsh cargo]

tbh glueing your teeth back together isnt that expensive of a procedure
maybe 50$

[timber oxide]

I literally had to be punched in the face with a metal object for it to happen

[marsh cargo]

ofc comapred to a root canal

[chrome ginkgo]

The saddest part is I didn't even feel the part break

I must have swallowed it too

[marsh cargo]

do you still have the part

fuk

ok

[craggy oriole]

youll get it back

eventually

[marsh cargo]

well

[timber oxide]

[chrome ginkgo]

It's all right. I'm not too worried

[marsh cargo]

that will be a bit more expensive

[chrome ginkgo]

I was planning on knocking out all my teeth and getting six on one implants done anyway

[raven swan]

Muh carrier is giving me perks

[opal star]

What the fuck.

First they wanted you to pay for Google earth, now the ai?

[timber oxide]

No

[raven swan]

Just the "pro" llm from what I can tell

The base llm is free

Like chatgpt basically

[marsh cargo]

it can happen if you for example bite down of a popcorn kernel on the wront side

[opal star]

It's horrible though, use something else or create your own.

[raven swan]

I heard more ai companies are partnering up with cellphone carriers for these plans

[timber oxide]

Well, apparently my teeth are extremely strong so I guess I don't have to worry about that too much

[restive bear]

2

[raven swan]

Nah the only thing I use any assistant software is for setting alarms and asking stupid questions like "hey Google what the fuck is tilapia"

[opal star]

😬

[timber oxide]

The ai companies can partner up with waste disposal services because that's where I'd throw it anyways

[raven swan]

10/10

[raven swan]

What the fuck

[opal star]

It's so bad. Google earth has been behind for so long and they're now making people pay for the most basic shit.

[onyx vigil]

Lads two things I want to ask, is time going faster than it did before and 2 how do I accurately respond to the letter I got yesterday from my love

[craggy oriole]

when i was small i was playing merry go round tag at a new school that had ancient equipment

i fell teeth first into a metal rail

somehow only broke a single tooth

been dealing with it since then

[opal star]

Like really?

[craggy oriole]

so many bad caps and crowns

[raven swan]

Eh I did it, 2 tb cloud storage is nice, at least I won't have to see that damn red banner daily

[opal star]

Christ.

[onyx vigil]

well I guess I better go and respond myself thanks lads :3

[raven swan]

Of course there's an ultra tier of access too

[onyx vigil]

Lol

[raven swan]

Step 1: read

[opal star]

$150 a month vs $12 a month.

[raven swan]

Free 2 terabytes of storage for 18 months

By that time I'd have built my own NAS

So I'm not worried about it expiring

[onyx vigil]

My love after reading this you only made the send of, of this year the best I can ever ask for.
I did not ask for this but it something I deeply appreciate over, I felt like crying out of happiness after reading this letter I went out to celebrate by buying some soda since I couldn’t buy beers at 8pm, I even talked to those I think of as friends to express how happy I am even offering to show you the letter which they logically and kindly declined, but even then I was happy, so thank you for this sweet and beautiful letter
Love Elias

Hey is this a good response?

I don’t want it to be shit

Oh wait I did some grammatical errors

[raven swan]

That's decent

But be chill

[onyx vigil]

Why thank you and I am chill

[raven swan]

Letters have a very personal touch, I'm happy to see you're taking the effort to do things like this

No matter the outcomes

[celest plank]

what the fuck am I reading

[onyx vigil]

anyways sorry for posting about this, this is apparently too personal and I just wanted a second perspective opinion on this, but I appreciate the feedback I got

[real aspen]

surprisngly not schizo ramblings

[celest plank]

offtopic is a relationship advice forum now

[onyx vigil]

Why thank you

[celest plank]

man I could never share this shit with a channel full of schizos and retards 😭

no offence

[onyx vigil]

It’s okay I don’t see you guys as that :3

[celest plank]

you may not

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/kiwami-yakuza-like-a-dragon-judgment-kiwami-chair-gif-15919300947766402864

[real aspen]

we should have a contest on who can write the most edgy/schizo shit

[celest plank]

but i wouldnt take advice from people that have troubles with talking to girls in the first place

[onyx vigil]

Shit that is edgy or just incredibly fucked up and depressingly dark?

[celest plank]

edgy and retarded

[raven swan]

Not the first time

[onyx vigil]

and I mean Edgy as in the 2000s edgy

[real aspen]

idk man i dont even know what edgy actually is

[onyx vigil]

like postal 2 edgy

[real aspen]

people call me edgy sometimes but that's just my normal thoughts 99% of time

[onyx vigil]

not postal 1 edgy because that is just dark

[celest plank]

edgy is seeking attention by acting like a sociopathic retard

[real aspen]

so im not edgy because it's not acting

[onyx vigil]

And mine is basically fucked up saw shit and sociopathic thinking

[opal star]

Royal Tiger is part of Inter-Ordnance or heavily partnered with, can't remember which. Their surplus stuff is okay. Nothing any fancier than anyone else.
Can go elsewhere for anything new.

[onyx vigil]

I am seriously fucked in the head with how fucked up thoughts I have

[real aspen]

bet

[onyx vigil]

but now I am just used to it

[opal star]

Borka, there.

[real aspen]

isnt that just retarded

[celest plank]

Borka was edgy

But it wasnt his entire personality

[real aspen]

...he was?

i dont think i remember him saying anything edgy

[celest plank]

racism, homophobia and sexism is in fact edgy

[raven swan]

Apparently his entire personality was that he could steal others personalities

[celest plank]

this

[opal star]

He was quite literally the de facto mall ninja.

[celest plank]

dude had a borderline personality disorder

lmao

[real aspen]

[raven swan]

[real aspen]

i honestly didnt know that

[celest plank]

look

[uneven sapphire]

Type shit

[real aspen]

edgy in my book has always beeing standing on rooftops looking down at masses, and long dramatic monologues and stuff like that

[copper vapor]

[celest plank]

when you see a black kid suffering from anemia and your first thought is "this n---- was held in containment" then you are edgy

[opal star]

He'd beg for the brown role constantly and shit on anyone even if their opinion was aligned with his.
Especially in brainfart. In here it felt like he was walking on eggshells.

[uneven sapphire]

I got the knife

[onyx vigil]

Hey if I can mention my love again eh she is basically the only reason why I don’t have incredibly amounts of depression and loneliness

[opal star]

Well this channel was his gold mine for my pictures.

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-washington-laughing-gif-10433182

[onyx vigil]

Ok

[celest plank]

You should be proud

[copper vapor]

hey look, it's Borka's new knife

[real aspen]

im too schizo to have depression and loneliness

[celest plank]

You made somebody think of you as what they want to be

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/so-so-good-james-franco-smile-gif-12479863

[real aspen]

@opal star are m9 bayonets kinda easy to snap?

[uneven sapphire]

The voices keep company

[cold hound]

anybody here play guitar?

[celest plank]

I never played guitar but with trial and error I learned the seven nation army rhythm in 2 hours while drunk

[opal star]

Eh, depends on a lot of factors. Not every bayonet is the same steel.

[real aspen]

know anything about iraqi war era ones?

[celest plank]

I dont think it was even properly tuned

[celest plank]

Borka fought there, you may wanna reach out

[uneven sapphire]

[real aspen]

my uncle was deployed, gave me his m9 bayonet, but i ended up snapping it during pretty light work (just messing around in the garden), happened a few years ago

kabar tanto thingy fared way better

[verbal gate]

Before I had a partner I drowned myself in hobbies lmao, I was doing shit like crocheting and baking

[real aspen]

wife material

[uneven sapphire]

tbh if you want a bayonet I would got for a usmc KABAR

[opal star]

It had incredibly awful edge retention and yeah it did break often because of partial tang and wire cutter hole.

[celest plank]

what I could use right now is cannabis

[opal star]

But, you also have to specify which one under which contract.

[real aspen]

ah

no idea, it was quite a few years ago and i dont remember where i put it afterwards

but i do remember it broke about 2/3 of the way, towards the tip

not near handle

[opal star]

Early production was handed to Buck and then through the 90s into the 2000s it was LanCay.
After that it was just Ontario which led to the marines adopting the OKC-3S.

[raven swan]

canabis and a nice midnight walk

i miss the first year of university

[real aspen]

he was deployed in 1998-2001 if i remember right

[craggy oriole]

i wonder if i would have went to more or less if i went to a real university

parties

[real aspen]

what do you think about these

i use one to cut veggies

sits nicely in hand, if nothing else

[opal star]

Definitely LanCay which means 420, and yeah.. it is a steel.

[craggy oriole]

is that your kitchen knife

[real aspen]

together with a machete and a very weirdly shaped long knife

i've a weird kitchen arsenal

[craggy oriole]

if you ever make dinner for someone youre trying to get closer with i would get a backup chefs knife

[real aspen]

this is my main kitchen knife

the edge is down

[cold hound]

what the fuck kind of knife is that

[real aspen]

fuck if i know

[craggy oriole]

holy shit

[real aspen]

it cuts really well though

[cold hound]

who the fuck makes knives like that, where do you even find a knife like that, what the actual fuck

[craggy oriole]

its a chefs knife its just ancient

[cold hound]

that looks like it would be some sort of radioactive arch artifact

[real aspen]

gramps made it

[cold hound]

the wheel from the barge looks more natural than that knife

[craggy oriole]

its had like an entire inch sharpened off

[real aspen]

way back

[copper vapor]

bro's really crashing out because of a weirdly-shaped knife

[real aspen]

valid tbh

[copper vapor]

no it's not

tism-powered crashout

[cold hound]

buy a new knife, that should be thrown out

[real aspen]

no

im used to it

it works well

easy to sharpen and stays sharp

[cold hound]

im going to stop myself before i say something harmful

[craggy oriole]

why is the spine sharpened at the tip

[copper vapor]

you're already being the weirdest person in this conversation, might as well go all out

[celest plank]

Brooo

[copper vapor]

full send

[celest plank]

I want to ask this girl if she wants to get drunk tomorrow but im anxious

[real aspen]

it's not

[celest plank]

😭

[cold hound]

im not being weird at all

[copper vapor]

[opal star]

Go reverse tanto or go home.

[raven swan]

don't think just do

[cold hound]

what are you guys' top 3 knives

[celest plank]

when she goes online

[raven swan]

we ask out baddies when we're able to

[celest plank]

[craggy oriole]

chefs knife

[real aspen]

real

reverse tanto is like sheepsfoot but cooler

[craggy oriole]

idk you can use it for everything

[celest plank]

she yearns to get drunk so i doubt no is an option

[cold hound]

1.) The knife my mom uses, 2.) karambit knife, 3.) bowie knife

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5q4uYj-gyg

[copper vapor]

"I'm not being weird at all, I just need to stop myself from saying 'something harmful' about someone's kitchen knife"

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/party-party-hard-party-animal-head-bang-concert-gif-19855932

[cold hound]

its called restraint and normal adults have it

and the harmful thing I was going to say wasnt about the kitchen knife it was about what they should do with it

[copper vapor]

... point proven

[craggy oriole]

da hell

[copper vapor]

thank you

[cold hound]

I AM NORMAL

its you people who are not

[craggy oriole]

its really not that bad

[cold hound]

my psychiatrist agrees with me

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-good-doctor-shaun-murphy-freddie-highmore-i-am-a-surgeon-surgeon-gif-10294805566573567111

you rn

[cold hound]

well..

[opal star]

The ones i make and customs.

[craggy oriole]

ive used a couple way too old and sanded down knives

they work fine

[oblique belfry]

do i see another breezy 👀

[cold hound]

the coolest knives ive seen are those knives from yakutsk

[marsh cargo]

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-chuckle-girl-bye-happy-joyful-gif-12118214

[raven swan]

women yearning for the buzz are either landmines or wife materials, I pray you don't lose a leg

[cold hound]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj5GXZaE7qs highly reccomend you check out this channel, i binged all her videos in like 2 days, its fascinating

[raven swan]

the coolest knife i have is is rusted Talwar from the 1900s

[cold hound]

ok thats fucking sick

[raven swan]

shits more rust than iron tbh

[copper vapor]

didn't someone send one of those already

and prime said it's clickbait

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-bait-thats-clickbait-bait-clickbait-mad-max-gif-17021248

[copper vapor]

lmao I knew it

[cold hound]

I have a crusty kabar from WW2, it was in the pacific

[cold hound]

its actually not clickbait at all lmao

she shows what it is like to live in yakutia siberia, its simple

they have to fucking heat up their car so it can start with a tent and fire in the tent, its crazy

[uneven sapphire]

It’s a pretty cool video

[opal star]

I'm very familiar with life in siberia.

[real aspen]

this, then the weird kitchen knife, then a machete.

been using this tiny thing since i was a kid, it's all deformed now from constant sharpening, and shortened too cause i broke it once and ground it bacl into shape

im not going outside to grab the pic of the machete

maybe remind me later

[cold hound]

thats an odd knife

i love machetes theyre a part of my culture

[raven swan]

my mom keeps losing these, she keeps one in her purse to peel and cut fruits while on the go

once she slipped one into my bag as a harmless "oh what if he needs to eat apples on the flight"

the TSA was not happy

[opal star]

The actual video is whatever but the titles are always slapping on sketchy record temps to rake in views.

[cold hound]

are machetes knives or short swords

[real aspen]

this one has weird markings and numbers noone has been able to id so far

[craggy oriole]

oh my god i want to drink with that guy

[raven swan]

sir that's more sabre than machette

[copper vapor]

eat the apple with the skin

[real aspen]

machetes have full tangs, they're knives

[cold hound]

machetes are unmatched when doing yardwork btw

[raven swan]

for cutting into slices

[cold hound]

i do not like it with the skin on

[craggy oriole]

theyre used for work not war (well not on purpose anyway) so theyre knives

[raven swan]

i will stick to my gardenning shears, thank you

[real aspen]

skill issue

[cold hound]

gringo

[cold hound]

https://tenor.com/view/its-always-sunny-im-not-allowed-gif-13326217

[craggy oriole]

categories fail us though so id rather just call them machete

[opal star]

Machetes are lame.
Behold the Behemother.

[raven swan]

[copper vapor]

pull out the kriegsmesser

I know you have one, prime

at least one

[raven swan]

Prime pulling out the most random and cool shit unprovoked

[craggy oriole]

thats the knife id use if i was going to go yandere

[copper vapor]

[raven swan]

love to see it

[copper vapor]

pull out the war knife

[cold hound]

sword or machete

[real aspen]

how would you feel if i started striking at concrete with them

[marsh cargo]

it is a tool but it can also be called a sword

given it has been used as such

[cold hound]

objectively the best knife, the perfected form of a knife

[real aspen]

@upbeat verge

@upbeat verge come here

[cold hound]

imagine you walk into an alley and some dude pulls this knife out

[copper vapor]

[cold hound]

id piss myself tbh

[upbeat verge]

?

[real aspen]

above

hello kitty knife

[cold hound]

grown man with a hello kitty knife? you know he has a body count

[upbeat verge]

ah yes

Peak

[cold hound]

thats a pocket knife

[real aspen]

gross

messy

[cold hound]

I really really wanna own one of these, two of them, and dispaly them in my house that i dont own

idc how much they cost me

[raven swan]

beauty

[cold hound]

aint that a messer?

[real aspen]

yes

grossmesser

gross

messy

[sour rivet]

messmer

[cold hound]

whats the coolest helmet in your opinion?

[sour rivet]

frog

[real aspen]

sheepsfoot/reverse tanto

something with minimal handle to allow various grips

[real aspen]

oh

helmet

dumbass

[cold hound]

I love kettle helms with chainmail and a coif

and i love the conquistador kettle helmets specifically

[real aspen]

[cold hound]

any medieval armor with decorations on it, hard pass. what are you, a rich noble thats never seen combat?

i want rusty metal with dents

[onyx vigil]

My god that is hot

The shape is wonderful